OFFICIAL ATLETICO MADRID - BAYERN THREAD

da chaaaampions

is robben playing?

FC BAYERN DU BASTARD

I don't know know which team is worse. The spics or the customers.

sorry muslims only

>ancelotti against a big club

surely this will be a decisive bayern victory

I fucking love atleticos midfield

Carrasco, koke , saul and the grease man tracks back all day

So much talent and energy

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lewa hat trick anyone?

Stream? Anyone?

Draw of the Year

>American commentators

fucking kill me

> Bayern won't drop points against other teams, Atletico might
> If Atletico don't win here they'll most likely won't win group

acestream://29480b9e868fa66d5890ced8852b0c5e392ce7ee

>Stream
i need link too

Can you hear that?

reddit soccer streams

If you're watching ESPN they're not american

streamm.eu/live/81

stupid american commentators though

zdf mediathek du honk

Who are the good guys here?

Is his on bt or skysports at all? Fuck ESPN "commentators"

Actually, they're English and Venezuelan if you have Ee ess pee en.

>Hummels out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Euroboo jock sniffer

You're confusing ESPN with Fox. Fox is the one that deliberately makes the commentary retarded. NBC doesn't and ESPN doesn't even have American commentators on this game.

>Venezuelan and Island monkey
>American
Fuck me Europeans are stupid

>Polish ref

Lewandowski confirmed for getting minimum one cheeky penulty

>mfw

"Proper" English and then pronouncing shit properly in Spanish. Fucking annoying commentator.

Holy shit this (legal) stream is good. Is it 1080p on ESPN?

>benezuelian commentators

for what purpose?

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES

or

LCIM LCIM LCIM LCIM

What will we get today?

>no Robben

>shitty

Pep is getting exposed by the catholic scots, lel

This desu.

These commentators also blow bro. Fjck this spic who "speaks English" and then goes into full spic mode on names. I want English commentary.

>stream
>no sopcast

I didn't say they were the best commentators you fucking flyover inbreeder. I said they weren't American.

pretty sure gayboy lahm wants to be twink for torres

dailymotion.com/video/x4v4y1w_le-graet-two_auto

These Buyern uniforms are trash

> 29480b9e868fa66d5890ced8852b0c5e392ce7ee
don't understand beaner's, suomibro :(

>Xabi on Torres on Lahm action
yes

So ARD, ZDF and co. have a budget of 8.7 billion € this year and they´re not able to stream this game in HD?

Can someone nuke us already pls?

>uniforms

Wut? HD for me.

>this sloppy fucking play
>this hoofball

god damn im going to watch barca gladbach

>I have to speak Posh Island Monkey faggot English to talk about soccer
kys

Ribery disgusts me

When was the last time Bayern had a good away costume?

> Xabi is a faggot and I don't rate him

Feldgrau.

shitty 3g usb internet can't deal with p2p streams.

will there ever be >torres again?

when your mum designed them

acestream://34e5594ec22b7d43e526c89cfcc68aef5f49e68d
This one is in russki.

he was the first that came to mind
Torres doesn't strike me as too alpha

no, the expectations for him are rock bottom

Why do the German Sky commentators always sound like they're out of breath?

>TORRES TORRES TORRES

>torres

>Torres

>torres

Close but >Torres

"There goes bob with the ball and then Santos de Madrid deal maría pasen la pelota." Fuck off where is the agueroooo guy right now.

They're gassed!

>cutting inside against bayern
>torres

Today.

I want Torres to fuck my gf lads

>torres

>Torres

How shit can a player get

>mulleres

I want Torres as my gf so I can fuck him lads

He would manage to miss

>Müllel
>Torres
Meme game/10

>müller

oh look Müller missing another sitter

>in russki.

LCIM when?

>PSG

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

"Tomàs mooler." I'm done.

Is Robben on the bench?

AUF GEHTS BAYERN SCHIESST EIN TOR
SCHIESST EIN TOOOOOOOR

Cringy desu

Closer to his actual name than Taahmuss Muhllurr, Ameribro

Will the absolute madmen do it?
Release this monster

Are Ludogorets our guys lads?

>cutting inside in a team that trains with Robben

what was he thinking, lads?

You have to go back.

yep

HE'S SHOOTING PIGEONS THE HUN SAVAGE

IM TAKING A NAP

Against, of course, not in

This is exactly what you hear at Sports Bars. I bet these people don't even watch the league.

fuck fake madrid

>poop

HAHAHA all those wannabe inside cutters
When will they learn

>sterling OG

Nah, he a newdog

Pretty dead thread tßh. This could be CL SF.

WHAT

>TORRES

>torres

>torres

TORRES PLS

>torres

>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES

>torres

>torres

TORRES

>torres

>Torres

>torres

welcome to neo Cred Forums, not many left anymore

Torres nooo

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAAJJAAJAJAJJAAJAJAJAJJAJJAAJJAAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAAJA

>Torres

There you go

More like Torless...amirite Gremans??

>torres

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>torres
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people go where the memes are and city celtic has more meme potentiality

>TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES

good one, lad

>torres

How didn't he score there?

u cheeky little croat u xD

Used to lurk everyday, now I'm just a matchday tourist and it seems even of them there aren't many left tßh.

>TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES

Tbh there's barca and city playing today as well

Dude mods killed sp ages ago
I think the last meme we produced was Dumbledor however

>Fernandont Scorres

inb4 muh confidence

>tfw years of being held hostage by >torres

How does robben always cut in if teams know that's what he's gonna do

cuz

>torres

It's a rather meaningless match. Both Bayern and Atletico will advance from the group regardless of whatever happens here.

>He doesn't know about Torres

there's a lot of matches on today
a lot of people are watching matches that clubs from their country are involved in
I'm watching this and Rostov-PSV at the same time

>We aren't winning yet
>Quick, let's kill some of their best players

the however meme is from Cred Forums tho

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>Atleti in charge of beating shit teams
>Implying

because he's >torres

same
>tfw want psv to win because duh
>tfw also want them to get btfo so ajax' result doesn't look so bad

Slight lel

Stealing Cred Forums memes is our meme tho

Why does that make it meaningless? Two of the best teams in the world. It's not like they're not trying.

Where is Hummels?

Cred Forums is anonymous reddit

>Towers>Towers>Towers>Towers>Towers>Towers

uuugghhh I hate Vidal, I hope he gets injured

Meanwhile Celtic - ManCity has 4 goals, fuck this.

>GOALS R EVERYTHING

MEGA PLEB

>vidal grabbing niggas dicks

i h8 him

Same

hmm

>muh possession
Pep pls go

>le memeverlagerung football professor

When will Le Cut Inside Man get on the pitch?
This is fucking bullshit

if you're srsly complaining about this fantastic game, you have no fucking clue about football

So does everybody agree that Poop Guardiolel was a mistake?

lmao

...

ayyyy

tik

>all that spaghetti

>torres

>torres

>T
>O
>R
>R
>E
>S

We're destroying Farca right now

>TORRES

>Torres
>Basselona

Buyern getting dominated by Torres

customers btfo

CARRASCOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

we tried to tell you gerry cunts that for years but you fags defended him and his european chokejobs every single year

CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO CARRASCO

>buyern

>BUYERN

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU BASED CHOLO.

ATLETI

>gayern

>seven nation army starts playing

C A R R A S C O

showing torres how it's done really

>Customers

>le shit on bayern everytime man

I love seeing Germany get btfo

CARRASCO

>buyern

CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD CARRASGOD

>buyern

Bayern is literal shit against Atletico. Makes me kym lads.

AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD AZARD

>Post-Goatiola Bauern

>torres wide open and carrasco takes a contested shot from a bad angle instead

top kek, even his teammates are done with his shit

Ole ole ole cholo simeoneeeeeeeeee

>Atletico scores
>stream dies
Every fucking time REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Bauern

simeone is such a bro

I love seeing Bauern get btfo

CARRRRRRRRRRRASOOOOO

CARRASCO

>tfw stream is 30 seconds behind everyone

>BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN

Is Cholo OUR guy?

wtf I rate guardiola now

gud work carletto

>bauern btfo

>tfw we kept the shit hazard and sold the good one

can chelshit do anything right?

>muh Atleti plays antifootball
>Proceeds to BTFO Bayern in every aspect of the game

I guess you missed the semis last season when guardiola lost to atletico

checked

>t. refugee

Griezman assist was sublime as well

People who call this atleti a bus parking team don't know shit

Even the Bayern dick riders on ESPN can't hide their disappointment from that one. FUCK BAYERN! VAMOS ATLETI!

>yfw Bayern still can't beat Atletico, even after they got rid of pep

>Gladbach leading against Braca
Did they send their F team?

>Mudshit pedo
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Did the announcer seriously mention Man City in the same class as Bayern and Barca

They did but they played some great stuff even in those semis. Their loss was tragic but atleast they played absolute world class football. This season Buyern looks like trash. Ancelotti doesn't suit this squad

That BAyern looked way better than this one though

quints of truth
based TV broadcast in full HD :^)

Nice quints

>Shitery

...

lel the ZDF commentator just said Fronk has a small dick

>Ribery>Ribery>Ribery>Ribery

This is totally different from last season. That bayern had better structure than this right now

completely clean tackle

fucking spic fairies

wtf is wrong with boatengs hair

I don't get how you can enjoy games on streams.

I love sitting comfy on my huge couch and watching on my HD TV with no delays.

>based TV broadcast in full HD :^)
This.

>Ameripoors

>Atletico has double the amount of shots on target as Bayern
ayy lmao

Godin looks like a skeleton

Atleti are only good when the game is spread, otherwise they park the bus
>its buyerns fault for playing a quick pace without keeping possession
>spread game means easy quick breaks for atleti
>buyern can't even get a shot on net when they spread and break

>Tough spanish warriors vs German pussies and their nog pets

Farsa without Messi or refball is an Europa League team.

Nope, not at all
Messi aside, it's their a-team

ANCELOTTI OUT

he got aids from juanfran

Or his arms or his head

How many touches has Lewandowski had so far?

Bayern only played non-teams this season, no real stress test until now.

Bayern has almost more Spaniards in their squad than Atletico

El Diablo confirms.

>implying everyone has the money to pay 15+euro on extra channels
They only broadcast Rostov PSV here

But Atleti unironically plays a narrow game. None of their goals come from the wings. If anything it is bayern failing at defense.

not so scared of this spanish warrior

Atleti is not parking the bus today.They are doing a great job at preassuring
Nope. Atleti 4 brave spanish lads vs 2 Spaniards and a nig nog brazilian that plays for Spain

like one header early on

>tfw my dad's PC is in the living room right next to the couch and connected via 50Mbps Ethernet cable
As long as streams don't die (unlike last night right before Dortmund scored the final equalizer reeee) I'm comfy as fuck mate

>people ITT want Poop back instead of Jupp Heynckes

As much as Poland has won wars

He will need only one to score the equalizer.

>we

>First world countries

spreading doesn't have to be horizontally
You can also draw out your opponent over the entire length of the pitch, which is what Atleti likes doing

>He isn't scared of based Juanfran

they were technically on the winning side in both world wars....

i thought javi was cdm

>my dad's PC

I didn't mean spread the wings, I meant spread it long. Long passes through the mid, quick breaks. this is a result of buyern having bad position, no mid, no good defenders who can stop breaks..

he knows what i mean

>implying heynckes didn't fluke his way to the treble
Literally carried by robben that year. Poop is the superior manager in terms of strategy anyway.

>paying for cable when I watch a few games per week most od them in the bar
Yeah, no

how the fuck did they let Rock Stove FC put two behind them?

5 not 4

>can't afford 15€ for champions league channels

Sort out your life Jan.

half time death tolls

Who anti bayern here?

If I had a job I could pay for hundreds of extra channels, but I'm a poor student living on my own.

Oh ok i get it then and agree

Based Martinez would be a good fit to replace based Gabi

the dutch are cheap as fuck

>tfw vujadin slavovic has better internet than me
>the cesspool of canadian telecom

Buyern are over

customers on suicide watch

Atletico Madrid plays such good football. I love to watch them.

Is based Felipe the most underrated LB in the world?

hier

fucking scumbag cuckthletico

always scummy, always inferior, always cucked.

stay an irrelevant club eternally cucked by your Spanish betters and only like by contrarians hipster faggots

>Calls people spics
>Posting from Mexico

>Mfw

in germany they call vidal "the warrior", while he cries after any foul and just plays in an aggressive unfair way.
buyern is one of the most unlikeable teams out there.

>vidal
>ribery
>rafinha
>robben

>north American bandwagoners

cringe

>fucking scumbag cuckthletico
>always scummy, always inferior, always cucked.
We are dominating this match though
>Inb4 muh possesion
We had more chances faggot

>Canada
???? you have no right to talk about relevancy

kek

>shillary commercials

t. proud 1/256 part German

how many of bayern's players would be fit/uninjured after one EPL season?

Here is Mattew Hummels

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>80 cdn for fucking 30mb down stream + tv
J U S T

>We

let me guess, until yesterday you were a Real /lifelong/ and now switched to Atleti after you saw how Real needed refball to get a draw against shitmund

shut up nigger

get fucked

>Leftback Danilo
>Better than WC Felipe Luis

Not even surprised, they did the same against Barca in 1/4 last year, and against Bayern in the first 1/2.
They take very few shot because of their high pressure on midfielder, that's not really "parking the bus"

Oh look it's the halal customer from Canada

Same here lad

tfw 300mbps for 20 yuros a month

that's a good looking mom tho, except for her face

gute jungens

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t. never seen Sandro play
>second best LB in the world
>worse than a Chelsea flop

to be fair our countries are tiny so getting good internet across is fairly easy, imagine the miles of cables you have to put through the tundras of canada

bayern are just making it more surprising when LCIM comes in and scores a hattrick

It's not fair

LCIM will only score a season-ending injury today

Is Thiago actually good? He won't start for any of those

>City
>barca
>Juve
>Real
>Beer Sheva

Whats Bayern excuse now? Atlético is not parking the bus and they seem way better than Bayern.

>second best LB in the world
After Filipe.Even then you are deluded if you think that Danilo's twin brother is the second best

So are you

its not just the speeds, the amount they charge is highway robbery, and the 2 biggest companies blatantly collude to create a monopoly

...

Vidal was, is and will be forever a nigger

But you cant deny last year was the only one who put a fight against Atletico, and the rest just took a walk around the field. Hes easily a top 5 midfielder in the world.

Thiago has been the best player for Bayern in the 1st half

thiago is okay
probably that they're playing like shit, but ou cant really count that as an excuse

>all those commercials hyping Mou on Sky
I don't even blame them. No one expected this level of
>mouyes

Sandro is second best after Alaba, not sure why you keep mentioning Danilo.

t-thanks

capitalism is bad mmkay

They're missing Pep.

>Whats Bayern excuse now?
>Muller

Pep is getting exposed by Brenny-la as we speak

>Sandro is second best after Alaba

>not watching the absolute meme game in glasgow
>not watching the expose of pep

let the shameless bus parking and time wasting begin

hes always like this in his first year, chelsea, real madrid, etc, the 2nd year is the payoff year, he has all the players he wants and has gotten rid of the previous managements shitters

wew

>Chelsea reject is best in the world

...

im watching city on a stream, and Atletico on TV

LCIM warming up

>Chelsea reject
they'd be in a much better place with him

>Juve player
>Not overhyped meme

yeah because chelseas board have proven they are adept at making smart decisions during the transfer windows

CELTIC KEEPS DOING IT.

>Buyern

>celtic leading 3-2
lel

Who is everybody's favourite player in the Atletico roster other than Griezmann?

Saúl

But Juve sells overhyped memes to clueless cutomers and keeps the good ones
Most likely, but he was dogshit in the little time he got there

Carrasgod

TORRES obviously

Torres.

Celtic are a hilarious team

TORRES obviously

>SAul
>Koke
Young Brave Spanish lads

better call saul

That guy who scored against bayern 30min ago.

kek
remember all the city bandwagoners who said pep made kolarov look world class?

carrasco, cause of his name

>mfw people say that Alelba is the best LB in the world

Who is it, then?

Felipe Luis

Englands brave Christian "the fox" Fuchs.

Not (You) again

Nacho Fernandez

fabio aurelio

miguel layun

a lot of refballing for Atletico desu

Napoli is fucking raping shitty Benfica.

>Bayern are a top 5 team in the world

Can we put this meme to bed finally?

>even in almost 2017 I still can't make out every player on the field.

Why is there no option to display the names over the players? Software should be able to do this by now.

This fucking Rupert Murdoch channel is living on exclusive broadcasting rights alone.

Interesting

Who /Cutting inside/ here?

memphis depay

WTF is Barca doing?

...

BABY NENN MICH OLIVER
DENN ICH MACH TRICKS UND I SCHIESS TORRRE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoD4egwMm9c

Exposing themselves.

being messibabbys

>Remove System babby
>System collapsing
Welp

Losing

Because bayern cant score

Atlético's playing like against an average Liga team, they win the ball way to high and soon.

>mrw arjen will cut inside again

lmao holy shit it was 1-0 at half time
3 goals in 15 minutes, literally celtic tier

>Bayern confirmed an average Liga team

Marcelo, Jose le mongol...

Carrasco

was I too busy shitposting or did literally nothing of interest happen in the second half

why did barca ever get rid of tito? he was pretty much as good as pep.

Both

>system exposed

Well it's the same match than the first CL 1/2 last year but with even more difficulty for the Bayern.

He died

He passed away...

>why did barca ever get rid of tito?
Not funny pal

(you)

I should have been watching the celtic vs city desu

unleash the k factor

THERE IT IS. BARCA FINALLY TIED.

Which Buyern player doesn't suck the dick lika a Cigar?

Thiago is fucking garbage

same lmao

gayern looking completely fucking hopeless lmao

Oh look another torres fuck up

>buyern

wow, rude

Bayern getting mad

>no German win on this CL matchday

are we, dare I say it, finished?

>torres

had a good first half, too anxious in the second

1. Halal
2. Atletico
3. Man Shitty
4. Juventus
5. Dortmund

Ancelotti was a mistake

Godin.

>being this ABL

nah they're gonna give all the top4 competitions 4 CL spots anyway

>barcelona 7-0 celtic
>celtic 3-3 shitty
m8

>Atletico's vertical game
>Atletico pressing

That's wonderful to see

No, >we just can't win against spanish teams

I'd actually support Atletico if it weren't for that awful plus 500 commercial

youtu.be/w1vacYGWM8c

>mfw bayern is losing

>unironically being a customer of a German CL team
Stay cucked.

came here to post this

>Gladbach holding a 1-1 vs Barcelona
>Dortmund with shit defense and without Batra making a 2-2 vs Real Madrid

We are pretty good actually. Buyern dont count, they are scum anyway.

>FRANCE

> mfw Atleti is becoming a big team in our lifetimes

>supporting the cancer of german football a.k.a Bayern Munich
That's so 2013.

cuckthletico saving all their subs to waste give minutes of time at the end of the match, typical cuckthletico scumbaggery

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

...

It's Bus time isn't it?

They made two changes already you fucking retard

>robben and ribery both shit now

fuck yes maybe now >we can trick baurn into paying a ridiculous transfer fee for hazshit next summer?

>a fucking leaf
Atlético totally keeped control on the he match

>Being a retarded german who supports La Liga because he cant handle defeats

You are the prime example of a Cuck

It's always Bus time with Atletico.

>TORRES OUT
we lost guys

atleti will score within 5 minutes of >torres leaving the pitch, just watch

>support a team that contributes zero to the UEFA coefficiency

You might as well support your local Dorfverein instead of watching professiona football

>wah wah you don't support my team you're a cuck

I wish i was as alpha as you

>He's not watching the match

Not him, but that's some twisted logic.

>this seething eskimo

Buyern assholes will score a Goal in between the 89-92 Minute anyway

>Müller

bet you lifesavings on this tßh

My team doesn't even play in the same league as Bayern desu

He is just on the same level like any Buyern Costumer.

Neuer is such a meme keeper

BENULTY HAHAHAHAHA

PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL.

lol Vidal

what a retard

lol

>Robben
so close

woah

>Vidal

what a moron

you could tell it would be a penalty a good second before it actually happened

It's over

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well I support my local neighbourhood club and my buli club isn't even close to CL football, so there is no reason for me to cheer for a team that is pure cancer.

fucking Vidal top kek

ERA PENAL

>Vidal

How do you pronounce munchen?

HA HA VIDAL YOU FUCKING MORON !

Hahahahahah fucking moron

>Killdal

How retarded can you be?

>vidal chimping out
What's new

>Greasemon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spics

>GREASMANN

what the fuck are buyern doing

München

>SPICS

GREASE MAN
AHAAAAHAHAHHAHA

TRAVE

NOT JUST ONE RETARD BUT TWO FUCKING RETARDS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Greasemon

>OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Why do Bayern even have Vidal

>greaseman
>chimpdal

i love memes

>greaseman

Just lol

>Kissman

H O T H E A D

>grea2eman

el chilANO

>VIDAL

Just redcard him know

>Vidal losing his shit

OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

This is why France lost the Euro final.

>Vidal killing players left and right

LAUGHING

wtf is Vidal doing

>Griezman

How fucking stupid can a player be ?

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH VIDAL?!

>Greasyman

>Its a Vidal chimping out and Greaseman choking penalties

wew

>i let griezmann take penalties

griezmann shitting the bed once again on a penalty

He's their best midfielder. He was shit today though

>OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>Griezlel

another OUI choker

Vidal is such a massive cunt.

>griezwomann

>GREASEMAN

DO ONE THING RIGHT.

vidal the retard should be a meme

hope he broke the fuckers leg desu

Why the fuck is greeceman on penos

>this acting from vidal
Shamefur dispray

Just suck it up and take another yellow card up the ass already no way he is hurt from that

Now this will happen for sure.

>Buyern " luck " incoming

>le run fast and cant finish frog

Vidal needs to do some therapy 2bh

The guy has no self-control

why does Griezmann still take penalties?

he was having a pretty good game but this ruined it

torres would've scored that right guys

>Bayern BTFO by Spain team
i think i saw this before

>let Girthman shoot your penalties

Shiggy Diggy

mestizaje maligno

Now I know that we will tie.Why doesnt based GAbi shot the penalties?

MEME MATCH

Torres missed his penalty in the 1/2 and Griezmann scored it

Atlético is not Spain, okay?

ofc

>we

Que posicion jugas, Paco?

Well, can we say Atlético totally dominated Bayern today ?

Why lcim on the left? How can he cut inside now?

Yes.

>Que posicion jugas, Paco?
Butillero

>Well, can we say Atlético totally dominated Bayern today ?
no

>Atletico seperatism movement

what's the point of spain at this point?

Maybe

1 (one) matchthread

if i get dubs atletico will advance to another cl final, lose to real and simeone will kill himself

nah

I don't know

Really makes you think

They had more shoot on target and dangerous occasion tho
Bayern defense was hopeless and they couldn't even approach Atlético surface

...

>5 (FIVE) MINUTES

>watch bayern game
>LCIM didn't cut inside

pointlessly pointless

inb4 last minute cut inside

partey time

Uff that was close.I couldn't take it another choke

I don't know

>5 minutes

Rightfully so. Stop trying to meme arrow everything you idiot.

>They had more shoot on target and dangerous occasion tho

1 more on target, many of them from outside the box

bayern had 1 sitter and 3-4 very good chances

>These Buyern babies getting mad af cause they're losing

dubs and we all get gfs after atletico wins the CL this season

Atleti had a penalty.

Stop dreaming.

Bayern wird nie oben mitmischen, solang sie nicht einen tier-1 superstar kaufen.

Atléti, Atléti, Atlético de Madrid,
Atléti, Atléti, Atlético de Madrid,

Jugando, ganando, peleas como el mejor,
porque siempre la afición,
se estremece con pasión,
cuando quedas entre todos campeón,
Y se ve junto al balón,
a un equipo de verdad,
que esta tarde de ambiente llanará.

Yo me voy al Manzanares,
al estadio Vicente Calderón,
donde acuden a millares,
los que gustan del fútbol de emoción
Porque luchan como hermanos,
defendiendo su colores,
en un juego noble y sano,
derrochando coraje y corazón.

+ ref was pretty garbage

>hurr i'm american hurr i'm so cool USA USA howdy everyone y'all y'all y'all XDDDD ebin Pulisic is le me me master xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

shut the fuck up you uncultured swine. Bayern has more history than your country multiplied by 42

t. a transatlantic buyern customer

>Bayern is a tier above Atleti la
>ATleti is Juve tier la
How can a meme victory against Barça make people take this team as a top dog?

pretty savage m8

Thanks Cholo.

Based Atletico.

kys

WHat does he mean by this?

can't even be mad, Bayern played like total shit

cuckthletico is still a scum club they'll never win anything lol

>Bayern wird nie oben mitmischen, solang sie nicht einen tier-1 superstar kaufen.

Ich hasse Bayern wie die Pest, insbesondere als Dortmund aber das bayrische Pack ist schon " da oben "

Holy shit blown out

>tier-1 superstar

whoa there retard, playstation experience speaking

>mad

>Brave Spanish lads destroying a bunch of nignogs and german faggots
Comfy night lads

>the croatian/canadian bandwagoner on suicide watch
thanks for brighten up my evening

>blaming the ref

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Atletico completely outplayed you today AGAIN

Face it Bayern customer, you're now a worse club than Atletico

They dominated the midfield and were always dangerous when approaching Neuer.
Bayern was inoffensive during most of the match

>Bayern has more history than your country multiplied by 42

>hurr Im Bavarian hurr Im so cultured Bavaria Bavaria servus everyone servus servus servus XDDDDDD ebin MIA SAN MIA le le le Weißbier xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

shut the fuck up you farmer swine. Austria and Germany have more history than your farmer's field miltiplied by finale dahoam.

>tfw going back to bayern bullying the bundesliga
no pls ;_;

>tier-1 superstar

Back to FIFA 17 with you retard

literally /arse/ tier delution

Am I the only one who finds this Neuers "wacky I'm a crazy wacky GK who runs towards the ball 30m away from goal" attitude fucking annoying as fuck?

>"da oben"

Bezieht sich auf top 3.

Die Bayern sind eternal 4.

The score tonight proves my point silly.

Bayern wasn't doing shit the whole game, the "German" side got shut down by the spanish lads.

hot fire

Stay mad farmer.

Your best player is Neuer. Youll never win the Cl without a player like Suarez or Messi.

Nice "18" year old rasta you bought though. Where was he tonight?

how fucking delusional are you?

the ref had literally nothing to do with bayern's defeat today
no refball whatsoever

atletico was simply the better team
deal with it, bazi

>Die Bayern sind eternal 4.

Das sieht doch leider eher so aus:

Madrid
Barcelona
Bayern
Atletico
Juve
.
.
.
.
City

>hurr i'm austrian hurrr i'm so conservative K UND K K UND K Grüß Gott! Grüß Gott! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ebin Habsburg we have stopped le ottoomans from conquering europe xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Shut the fuck up you mountain peasant. The one and true Caliphat has more history than your irrelevant province multiplied by all the nations who were once ruled by your extinct monarchy. Inschallah

Are you lost?

This thread is called:

>OFFICIAL ATLETI - BAYERN THREAD

Did you know how this game ended?

Do you remember last season's semi final?

Atleti > Bayern

Deal with it farmer.

Andererseits..scheiss auf Buyern. Zack auf platz 4 das Pack....

>The score tonight proves my point silly.
>a score proves a point

Guess Celtic is on par with City this season then.

>Deal with it farmer.

Schluchtenscheisser i am a Dortmund supporter. And lets just wait how that shit looks ones the Ko rounds started

Atleti was above Bayern in every game aspect desu

you probably hate everything that deviates from what you consider "normal"

>casually forgets the semi-final in last season where Bayern got ass-raped

Cling_straws.exe

They got ass raped in the first 1/2
The second was pure domination from the Germans, they just lacked of chance

This is it for Bayern in European football.
The current squad has been declining for three or four years by now.
They won't win the Champions League within the next five years at least. I doubt they will even make the final.

>ass-raped
>going through on away goals

Do you even follow football or do you just shitpost in your Peruvian hut?

Neuer is a walking meme. It was fun to watch the first year he began doing it now it's just cringe worthy when he tries too hard to be le sweeper keeper.

They literally had the best squad in all of their history last season

Doesn't matter how close you were to winning. bayern got raped

Wrong

I wouldn't say that
In the first leg, Atleti could play their habitual hight pressure with sharp and well built couter attack.
The second leg was a remake of Barca-Chelsea 2013

>implying Barca-Chelsea wasn't the biggest rape in the history of the CL

you people here got it wrong. Raping in this case means to get fucked in your ass. chelsea fucked barca in the ass that night. So did Atletico last season

>mfw i'm the biggest shitposter in this thread

>better than the 1974 Bayern team

underage pls go

Chelsea-Barca was a rape because of the park the bus meme against >muh possession
Atletico can win against big teams without using it, like they did against Barcelona in 1/4 and against Bayern in the first leg of the 1/2.

>underage pls go
>implying that you were even an idea in 1974
Hello r/eddit

>butthurt atletico fan STILL mad over that 1974 final rape

TOP LEL

gonna search that match thread in the Cred Forums archives now

>bayern

topkeks brudi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA