Champions League General

Hello, Hakan

When I went to Germany I was more shocked by the position Turks had in society than I was by the number of them, even though there were a lot.

There's loads of Pakistanis in the UK but no one is friends with them and they live secluded. Every German had a Turkish friend or neighbour. Even small villages and towns had kebab shops. It was disgusting. You treat them as equals.

>eastern yuropean standing next to a german woman
KEK

>that look of disgust

>paco alcacer starting with suarez
mmm

you forgot:
>Tu*key
>Azerbaijan
>Kazakhstan

>my feet hurt
>i'm hungry for refugee semen
>i wish i was at home with ahmed
>the stadium is too loud

Do the Spanish rate alcacer?

He doesn't seem that great

So, what's THE game to watch? Atletico - Bayern?

>his dad died of a sudden heart attack right in front of him
Jesus

>tfw we lose to Rostov and get bullied by Ajax fans for it

PEP BTFO

Ludpsg

PEP EXPOSED
BRENNY CLAIMING HIS RIGHTFUL THRONE

>the shitty of manchester

>PLEP

I have a bad feeling about tonight

brb gotta take this phonecall

>that city kit

>PSV

Fuuuuck

JUST

wew lads

POC
TOB

LEL

CITY CITY CITY

Defending is easy.

Ja, RUSTOV

>things Rodgers never said

MH17

wtf

pls translate

Really?

The enemy will be crushed

>arsenal, citeh, cuntic all scoring already

brit teams confirmed for shit but exciting

THAT WAS A PRÖPPER BLOOTER
GOD IS WITH PSV

pls only translate the letters

SUHORYAN

> All this goals in 15 minutes

>psg

RIP PSG KEK

>Leave defending to us
>Rostov

>PSG
>PSG

>ludogrets scored
>ludogrets scored
>ludogrets scored
>ludogrets scored
>ludogrets scored

>(m)Emery

>This lead will not slip

>pissgee

ITS HAPPENING

>PSG

>pee ass gay
I swear if they come back and win Ligue 1 they deserve all the terrorist attacks

>cavani

>the caliphate of Paris

lel

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>memery away from home

Punish me, Dutch master!

>psg
More like pissG am I right

suddenly, Bulgarian gloryhunters

imagine losing your 50 goal striker and replacing him with literally nothing

Based Brenny

PEP BTFO AGAIN

you dont know what that word means

L
M
A
O

>Brenny making a mockery of Pep

AYY LMAO

>sterling scoring for his old mate brenny

>STERLEL >STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL>STERLEL

>rostov player getting hit in the balls

>POOP

Calm your tits the game just started city is gonna win.

>Torres

>Willems
I just want that stupid nigger to get a career ending injury

PEP EXPOSED

at least they beat inter

>Leicester the only english team not concede
Really make you think

>emery
>poop
>unironically getting dominated by fenians and slavs respectively

>TORRES

Is theo the best player in the world?

>Letting Walcott score TWICE

How shit are Basel?

webm of >torres?

>keep a clean sheet and I buy you pizza
GOAT motivational tactics

muh pizza

>that turkish "qt" going doopin' mental

Sir Josep Guardiola.

THEO'S ON A HATTRICK

FINALLY LIVING UP TO HIS 2006 POTENTIAL

/r/ing webm of that crazy redhead chick headbanging for besiktas

simulcast stream anyone here?
all streams from lereddit/soccerstreams are shit

kek just saw what the doop

>le Scots are hardasses meme
I fucking HATE German commentators

who's the Basel 88? looks like Akinfenwa

>FINALLY LIVING UP TO HIS 2006 POTENTIAL
kek

my.mixtape.moe/iwjwmi.mp4

>big sam gone
>sterling is literally the English Messi
>Walcott playing better than ever

Are we gonna win the WC?

Now for a new 5 year contract before he returns to his usual shitty self again.

webm of turk demon pls

classic >Torres

ty

Only if we appoint Gazza

Basel's keeper looks like a downs kevin de bruyne

>barca

Why is PSV so injury prone?

>torres

KEKCELONA

>FARCELONA
FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
FARCELONA

>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA>BARCA

>Basel's keeper looks like a downs kevin de bruyne

>Basel's keeper looks like kevin de bruyne

same shit

>baby azar

>FARSA

>Farca

Best Azar scoring

>barcelelna

Should be 0-2 already with that clear handball from pikek

>Farca
>Buyern

He's burning

>bayern

THE TALENTED DUKE OF HAZZARD

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>KEKERN MÜNCHEN

>2016
>rating barca

>BUYERN

P O C TOW

>PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV >PSV

ROSTOV BLOOTER

>PSV

>5 defenders
>2 defensive midfielders
>still can't defend

JUST

What the fuck it this Rostov - PSV game? It's like fucking ice hockey now.

heh

yay
>barca losing
>bayern losing
>city draw

who else losing money and easy bets today?

Hazard Jr. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Azzar

R O S T O V
O
S
T
O
V
>psv

I miss Xavi Hernandez :(

>Phillips CD-I

R O S T O V
O
S
T
O
V

also forgot
>psg, though they suck either way

>messiless barcelona
>good
pick 1

umtiti really injured himself at the worst moment possible

what part of Rostov are you from tovarish?

go OK POCTOB

What place would Atletico come in if they played in the PL?

Check'd

Me. I fucking suck at betting

>Paris needing 40 minutes for an equalizer

Neymar is giving goat passes
Suarez fucked up 3 times now, today is not his day i can tell

Evil teams all flopping

just lay Gladbach now

>there are 3 champions league games on my american tv

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

Nahalovka.

Frogstov Island.

1st with at least 100 points

Ludo noooooo :'(

Rostock.

Lisbonov.

b-but suarez is le best in the world
and bruschett is the greatest dm in history

Rostock proper

And you still dont know a shit about this sport.

Fuck you you eastern shit

And that was a PENULTY before that

Veratti's 2good desu

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

beat me to it, you fucker

Why didn't Fabian Johnson start for Gladbach?

15 goals already

even Iniesta is playing awful today, not only Rat King's fault

remember how busquets is the best DM in the world? it all started from a ball lost by him

Wouldn't be a problem if there weren't showing these 3 matches over so many channels
Like 4 channels are showing m'glady vs barca

>trusting Narsingh

Parma

unless iniesta steps up Barcelona are going to lose this game big time, Nerman and Rat King are terrible today

who is keeping in the barca game, ter Stegen or Cillessen?

they dropped the 3atb meme for europe

Which part of Earth are you lads from

Stegen

Craggy Ireland reporting in.

just

it's about time the ref gives Nerman an yellow card, he's simulating all the fucking time

noice

>Rostov
>Defense
Well at least there are goals.

so much luck for psv

french refball bullshit

Paki land, aka London

does it really matter?

>Barca lose today
>Have to play City next

wtf

Your moms vagina lmao

You can only reply to this if your team is winning at half time.

Not so fast Germans and Spanish

Barca will buttmangle City twice

I always forget that Fabian's not actually a left back

Gouda, South Holland reporting

>implying that the final won't be Napoli vs Leicester

Gladbach 1-0 Barca, you fucking roach shit

well it would explain why a team like Barca is losing to gladbach

Shut up and make me a kebab

First Fifa and now Mafia 3

tired of companies shoehorning black people into everything

half of Cred Forums supports Buyern, Klaus

we're winning by 2-2

>no webms everywhere

and the other half supports Gladbach, right
clown

Sint-Oedenrode

but the germans don't, mehmet

glorious Ichnusa

Rostov - PSV is legit ice hockey type of game. Brace for 3 more goals in the second half.

what does this mean

It's half time lads.

ill reply to whatever i fucking feel like you shitgibbon

Are you mentally challenged?

>me on the left playing CS 1.5
>awp azze giving H$

>no away team has led yet

what the fuck is an "ice hockey type of game"?

more of a left clown myself tobehonest :^)

>blacks aren't involved in sports or crime

kek

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I thought Rostov was gonna park the bus desu, but it's a legit fun game to watch

>Playing WoW with my friend from England on the Euro servers
>Everyone who isn't British is a complete retard

What is wrong with you europeons?

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I mean like it has a shitton of goals after the first half, not really typical for football imo.

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Right.

What's wrong with her face?

sauce?

...

>tfw I had to listen to my friend who is a die hard LoL player complain about Polacks for four years

>Rostov not allowed to play at home because their stadium is "too small"
'tips UEFA*

>user now that its halftime i want my blowjob!

She is japanese.

Say no more.

>losing to Borrusia MunchingGladBags

When is Enrique getting replaced by Ronaldinho?

>Pep fucking Guardiola

BRENNY
R
E
N
N
Y

rolf mambo

real lolita shit

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

BALD HEADED FRAUD

MOUSSA IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY

Gerrard Woofscam?

That goal sees Moussa (Celtic) move ahead of Ousmane in the 2016 Dembele rankings

>why is messi fc losing without messi

>italian infrastructure

Should I watched the Barca game or the Bayern game?

Brenny GODgers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poop Fraudiolel
confirmed

bond burgerd your sister

Is Ibrahima leading the Traoré rankings?

>Manchester City is basically unbeatable in the PL right now
>let Celtic score 3 in fifty minutes

Really makes you think

>3-2

bloody hell celtic

People actually say that? Damn that's edgy

He's clear in front, but we all know that Dembele's where the fun is

high time to play the LCIM card

I personally think it'll be pretty hilarious if our boy Brenny actually manages to beat Pepe, but the BBC commentary bias towards Celtic in this game is disgusting.

>Fucks off to Benfica

le belgian insigne scores

Nike really likes their gradient jerseys

MERTENS
E
R
T
E
N
S

what a goal goddamn

this fucking celtic game

Goddamn EPL teams are miles behind krauts and white mexicans

wew lad

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>you now remember scott sinclair working in citys megastore and never playing for them

>3 penulties at the same time
the fix is in

>motta

>Culio Sesar

>three simultaneous penalties

four nill

REFBALL

>that PSG pen

>Propper nearly crying because he has to take the penalty

TOP KEK

>10 goals conceded in 2 games

Great job Brenny.

PSV PENALTY

>It's a PSV penalty episode

>two of them missed
WHAT IS THIS

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>3 simultaneus pens
>2 simultaneus misses

OK POCTOB

>4/5 pens missed so far

TOP KEK
>PSV

PSV rarely scores a penalty

>THE CITY OF EINDHOVEN
THIS IS THE THIRD PENALTY IN A ROW THEY'VE MISSED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based motta. literally a salmon swimming up the river

>shitforest

FUCKING ROMANIAN GYPSY REEEEE

>3 team in my fold winning
>2 drawing
>Fucking Barca losing

Top why

>2 got saved

>Penalties
How hard can it be

LCIM

V a shit, G a GOAT

>Benisfica

How do they say Doopin' Mental in your country

>the city of Benfica

>Giulio Cesare

>portugeese clubs

>bet BTTS instead of overs
>Napoli go on stomping Benfica
for fucks sake that happened at Warsaw last week

>benfikek

Merkel pls

remember when Julio Cesar was good? yeah me neither

PSV what a joke, can not even score a penalty

youtube.com/watch?v=Bh8SRA0s1T8

>talking shit about this guy

ungrateful bastard

Jesus Napoli shredding Benfica

>Benisfica

I do desu

Who took the pen?

>Cavani scored twice

apologize Cred Forums, apologize right now

Propper

Propper

Propper

sorry Greece

mr Proper

>Leipzig cucks Dortmund
>Dortmund draws Real
>Leipzig gets close to winning against Gladbach
>Gladbach cucks Barca

Are you scared of RBL yet, Cred Forums?

LGTSS:

>PENFICA

BASED MUSLIM

he dind't take it propperly though

Ludo's defense suck, he is still shit

it wasn't even a bad penalty

Haha nice one!

RENAULT TURAN

>memesiktas
>memegladbach

>NEEDING THE ROACH

Defending is easy la.

wasn't good either

Goooopoopolalavhuuhllll arda give me a kebab

H-he'll get good again

Kill yourself kudasai

what went wrong

How come the Euro 2106 didn't have this many goals?

cause it didn't happen yet

Propps to the keeper for saving it tho

that's a bit rude lad

Jetpacks malfunctioned.

club football = better teams
international football = mls tier

>Euro 2106 didn't have this many goals?

it was just after ramadan, players were lazy after the feast

Fug

THAT WAS A PROPPER SHOT

>m'gladbach

Sorry, ill yourself onegaishimasu.

>ball literally falls into his hands

GUED-YES

Based Piqué

>that hairline

fugg

BASED PIQUE

tbf both of psv's goals were lucky as fuck

>Sommer
ahahaha

>that save off the cross bar

SUCK IT BORUSSIA

THATS FOR CALLING US NEVERKEKSEN

it's just looked weird af

>Stream is still stuck on minute 57 - buffering 0%

Fuck you England and your shit paki internet

>90+5

>benf1c4

try a different stream

>tfw so nervous you can't eat your footy snacks

Posting from my phone now, can barelly load Google

Lewandowski is complete and utter garbage
Why didn't Bayern buy a better striker?

>The state of the German football.

Right now Arda is raping these germans as rapefugees do with german girls. What an awesome player he is when he wants.

>Godnondeju

>been farting all night long as loud as a locomotive
>still let go less than Benfica defence

have you tried turning it off and back on again?

>bayern

basil and bayern only teams not to score

penalty!

>vidlel

>Vidal
top kek

Baguette tsu to bottle another pen

>grease man

>TORRES

>greaseman
>not a chocker

pick one

TROLLBAR

That's 3/4 pens missed tonight

did anyone here seriously think that gladbach or bayern would get a point today?

>baguette tsu
solid kek

>basel make the ball disappear between their feet

4-0 is the most dangerous lead

napolel gonna bottle it

Most dangerous lead

(You)

>naPOOli

double that

>4-0 is the most most dangerous lead

RIP vaclik's testes

wtf you doing fools.
at least try to keep it to 4-3 and not get tied

why/how is it day time in besiktas

Erdogan banned the nighttime due to involvement in the coup attempt.

>Draw

It's over Pep's finished!

Good game Ruskies

>rostov-on-don
>Ruskies
heh, they are hohols

dji dji

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ANCELOTTI IS FINISHED

kek'd

>Napoli fans celebrations recorded on the richter scale
FUCK OFF THAT'S OUR GIMMICK

is decided seeding goal difference or head to head? can't remember lads, but i want to say GD

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>0 wins

LGTSS
>Ger"""""""""""many""""""""""

h2h with the away goal rule, then global GD

it happens often in naples

>tfw both of our stadiums are built so shittily that the stands start to fall apart when we score

One can only hope

>ethan hazard

>hundred and 1th first goal

>man city raping celtic 20-0
>implying