Eternal Arsenal Thread

thought it was 3-0 edition

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WENGER OUT

AMERICANS OUT

CAZORSHIT OUT

AUSTRALIA IN

Add Australians to this and it's a top post.

She wore she wore
She wore a yellow ribbon

Yes hello where is the end product lads?

WENGER IN

CAZORSHIT OUT

PEREZ IN

AUSTRALIANS OUTBACK

4th for Arteta

why didn't we get Brenny lads?

>tfw one goal from panic mode

le most dangerous lead

She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of may

why didn't we get Dembele?

Tell me about the girl, why does she wear the ribbon?

why wont iwobi improve defensively? monreal is being fugged

Basel are getting a bit more forward.

Get Lucas on and try to get another goal to take the wind out of them before we concede and enter full panic.

>inb4 2-2

Hart
Bellerin-Mustafi-Holding-Shaw
Lansbury-Xhaka
Wilshere
Walcott-Welbeck-Sanchez

Should be the team next year desu

Joke club

Still hate seeing Ospina come for crosses and the like. Manlets OUT

>Its an arsenal collapse in the secong half episode

And when I asked why she wire that ribbon
She said it stir the Arsenal when we go to Wembley
Wembley, Wembley
We are the famous Arsenal and were going to Wembley

>Hart

>you suddenly remember the 3-3 against Anderlecht

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

you lads had me thinking my stream was behind and they scored

>alexshit

>sanshit

lol wtf is happening

How did he miss?

>Ludogorez missing a pen to make it 2-2
>PSG score the 3-1 immidiately after
>Arsenal starting to sweat
>can't score a third
FFS DONT DO THIS TO ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN UNIRONICALLY 6-0

what the fuck sanshit

Rosicky tier miss

>tfw it's all downhill from here

navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2163

TAKE SANCHEZ OFF FOR FUCKS SAKES

LUCAS AND GIBBS ON

>oxshit

>Ox coming on
NONONONONOONONINONONONON
>another midfielder for Walcott
WHYYYYYY

>Chamberlain on

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN OX IS STILL FAVOURED OVER LUCAS AFTER THAT CUP GAME

>tfw no three-O Walcott

>Not Lucas

WHY

>ox

Haha fuck this fucking sucks anderlecht all over again

>oxshit
Well that's a 3-2 loss then lads

>Lucas' Arsenal career is already dead

Shame, he was at his boyhood club as well when we snatched him up.

>cockshit Championshiptier

FUCK OFF

he will be our Podolski when this match goes Anderlecht

>It's a OX gives up the lead episode

>ox

Hahhahah time for 2-3

You all should start believing in Ox a little more

monreal out

>Gibbs
>Not Perez
>Not taking off Sanchez

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Monreal
WHY
>Gibbs the third change
JUST SCORE A THIRD AND DONT GO FULL DEFENSIVE WENGER YOU RETARD

>attempt long shot
>fail
>get subbed out

don't do this son

Alexis plays the 90

Jesus fuck

Ox is a waste of blacksplosiveness and blooter ability

Imagine if iwobi was as blacksplosive as ox. He would be the GOAT

What's blacksplosiveness?

no, at least Walcott has glimpses of goatness when he isn't ded or depressed but Ox has literally one good game every season.

it's a movie genre m8

You know what it is Håvardt

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lads

the allah triangle is in full effect

Be careful

>it's an ozil offside episode

Is xhaka actually a muslim or is it just because he is albanian?

classic film
tv series was weaker

>le i want 200k a week man

Mustafi -> Elneny -> Özil

>you now remember how good we played in the first half

I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

Will these prawn sandwhich fans stop saying shoot everytime xhaka is on the ball. This isn't a fucking pantomime.

Wenger is the villain.

calm your tits, padraig

>the caliphate of Arsenal

>you now remember goals

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY

Sanchez trying to be MESSI

Does Elneny know he can pass forwards?

>Albanians
>caliphate

Must of them are drunkards desu.

lads are playing like the GD doesn't matter .... PSG already ahead in the table.

basel are fucking shit lads

FUCK
OFF
OX YOU USELESS SHIT

We will beat them at home

Goal difference is a chump's game

>chambershite

>oxshit

>oxshit shitslade shitberlain

>Ox
Holy shit

LOL OX

fuck you

Remember we still have yet to play Bulgarian shitters and PSG at home

I fucking despise ox

Drag ox out back and dismember the cunt

why is oxshit so shit lads

>hitting the keeper in the balls

Lmao

Press F to pay respects

oxshit to bournemouth when

sanshit to wherever the fuck when??? (how many chances has he missed today??)

Fucking score a goal, PSG is at the top

Should give 2 goals for that 2bh

>OXSHIT CHAMBERSHIT

It was harder NOT to score. Jesus

>Getting literally stopped by the guys dick

Fecking ell

>tfw this second half has made it feel like it was actually a shit game

wenger out

(YOU)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU FAGGOT CUNT
FUCK OX
FUCK WENGER

Ox isnt even championship tier, he should be at fucking bury or shrewsbury

we did it

the ox is such a lazy cunt

you only just came on ffs

COCKBLOCKED

Dat keeper is definitely on steroids

absolute fucking rubbish

Ludogorez apparently gave PSG a good run for their money, nothing for granted here.

Been a pretty decent atmosphere tonight given it's a dead game for over an hour. Kinda reminds me of the optimism during that 2-0 at home to Napoli a few years back

Lucas deserves a chance, cannot believe how many chances the ox gets

WENGER OUT
OXSHIT OUT
MONREAL OUT
ELNENY OUT

every single save he made was straight at him. every single one

our forwards being shit does not mean the keeper is good

Xhakas changing shirts :3

good win in the end desu shouldve scored 5 but that was some good football

because it doesn't

Ox with a little cameo showing us why he's so fucking shit

That second half was so shit.

>our forwards being shit does not mean the keeper is good
This. It's the same case when people say >how come shit keepers always turn world class against us!!!!

>this thread right now

#pashun

glad Arsenal put me in a bad mood even though we won

when-wenger-puts-on-oxshit-instead-of-lucas.webm

Get OX out of the club.

Even Santos on the wing was better

saved

nice

Even though we've spent so much over the summer literally everything still goes through Ozil and Alexis. Everyone knows it. This team is so unbelievably unbalanced, it really will be our downfall

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Ox is basically dead as a player. He will be sold come the January window. Mark my words. If I'm not right, I'll eat a whole bag of potatoes (including the bag).

Even though we have so much staff literally everything still goes through Wenger. Everyone knows it. This club is so unbelievably unbalanced, it really will be our downfall

what happened?

Standard Sunday then, Fiachre

Why do you even bother watching, you know you'll NEVER win the champions league

OptaJoe @OptaJoe
69% - Alexis Sanchez has had a hand in 11 of Arsenal's last 16 Champions League goals (4 goals, 7 assists). Talisman.

WHY WON'T OXLAD FUCK OFF ALREADY????????????????

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I'm actually glad Ox came on there, should be a reminder for Wenger how an absolute shit he is

I was thinking about this the other day. I dunno desu. Was only watching for my boy Iwobi today really.

kek, poor cock

passionately hate oxcunt

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=vrAqYK3KELs

Why do Liverpool fans bother watching premier league matches?

Why do Tottenham fans bother watching anything?

difference is they aren't bandwagoners

A standard sunday is your mother sucking on this paddy cock m8

>they aren't bandwagoners

how was Alexis today? I was watching Bayern match

got two assists but should have scored two or three himself.

He assisted both goals and generally looked lively

Could have had a hattrick if he could finish

2 assists

performance was the same level as the chelsea performance. first half only though.

>how was Alexis today?

Spicy.

Noice, I love that Alexis can bring you guys some joy, Arsenal is very likeable.

Looks like Elliot from Mr. Reddit

You just know Alexi went and banged her behind a shed after that photo was taken while atom and humber proudly watched on.

sorry to be that guy, but I don't actually like Alexis
good player at times though

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Its fair, I dont like english players too.

ojala se quede aqui, aunque de vez en cuando su comportamiento no es el mejor

>implying he didn't have Atom and Humber fuck her while he filmed it

No one likes English players, you're not special m8.

He's the kind of mother fucker that would sit in a big empty home made theater looking at it afterwards while one of his piano solos overlays the fade transitions.

>these are the kind of comments her brother has to read

im gonna go jack off to that before i sleep
thank you amerifriend

#irishbanter

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It's mad how you can tell exactly what her brother is like just by looking at him

Who is this?

He knows he'll never be good enough to play pro football like his big sister, so he'll stereotypically follow a drug-filled road of depression and bad mistakes.

british tv slag #38563

speaking from experience la?

>you will never be carla's yonger brother
>you will never sniff her panties after a game
>you will never '''find''' her nudes
please kill me

qt

No, I'm just a good reader of body language and you hear of that shit all the time. I thought you'd understand this from the Jeremy Kyle show m8.

>Australia noticed me

you fucked up, he'll call you a weeb now

kill yourself paedophile

>good reader of body language from a single snapshot in time

but what's her name la

it's ok, I know he's just tsun tsun

too late to take it back

I like Sanchez more than Ozil. Like his type of player and personality.

Hope he stays but I expect him to leave thinking he can do better than us and end up fucking over his career.

Will WOBs ever recover?

Why are we incapable of thrashing a team

We should have won 4-0 at least to send a message and a statement of intent

Same goes for Chelsea last week, 3-0 is pretty bad but 4-0 and 5-0 considerably more embarrassing

Who told you Im feeling special for that? You gave me your opinion and then I gave you mine, thats all.

cause Sanchez (as good as he is) isn't an elite 20 goals a season striker and neither is Walcott/Giroud and basically every attacking player.

There's more to a thrashing than goals - possession, style of play and not conceding too.

friendly reminder that anime is always welcome in /arse/, friend

it was obvious.

Haven't been here for a few weeks.

You're doing a great job with the autistic anime pedos

>have easy run of games
>play same 11 every game until someone is injured and everyone exhausted by the time the games are tough again
wenger in

Alexis is a fucking winger, do you want him to do everything?

anime has never been allowed in /arse/

>anime is always welcome in /arse/
get out

thanks senpai

never said that friendo, just explained why Arsenal can't trash teams liked they used to.

no worries, I've always got your back la

what's wrong?
just think about
a cute, fit, petite girl getting FUGGED by massive dogs

No fucking weeb shit, alright? Cut it out you sad cunts

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Perez will lead us to glory against Burnley.

wtf? you can't be serious

We were well on our way to a thrashing today it's just the GK had some amazing stops against Alexis, who should have had 2-3 goals

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Holy Laws of /arse/

1. no bully
2. NO Anime
3. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messager

how's it feel knowing that professional footballers also watch animu?

stfu and fuck muhammed

that cohesion

G O A T
O
A
T

We are all children of Allah user

Cazorla and Iwobi cant play so many games, one is too young and the other too old

How come you only post this when people post anime but never when people are getting bullied? You post it a lot too but never when actual harm is being done.
Anime is harmless, bullying isn't. A man like you has no right to try and enforce the rules.

Sure but muhammed was a pedophile sandnigger

I tell people to be nice to eachother fairly often. Then Australia usually makes it worse

Look at this, this American lad has put you to shame reciting the Laws of /arse/.
You're welcome here but cut out the fucking anime bollocks

imagine if we had a senior winger and a senior playmaking CM to rotate with them

allahu akbar

Shame about Campell. Wilshere needed the loan.

>We are all children of Allah user
>children of Allah
haram

Lads.

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Disgusting that you think such things are acceptable, as an adult, pitiful really

>girls like this will never exist in real life

shut up nerd

Based

They do though, just go to any otaku convention

>played in an away kit at home

C U C K S

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>blaming me
i just want to defile carla

ENOUGH

Absolutely terrible post.

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u don't think shes cute?

DOUBLE APOLOGISE

>He doesn't rate catgirls

I don't think cartoon characters have a place in /arse/

enough what?

Corbyn doesn't deserve it though

We had Joel last year and our football was shit. hell the muh hardworking winger already got subbed for being shit defensively at sporting


Wilshere is on his way to the arteta treatment or getting sold to west ham

>catgirls

>Felix
>girls

>He doesn't rate based Jezza

>Cor-belongs-in-the-byn

>getting sold to West Ham
please, anywhere but there

Masha'Allah

Did cazorla even play

what's the difference between cartoon characters being posted and other pictures that also don't have anything to do with arsenal being posted? even though that one is arsenal related anyway

why don't you reply to guys like this or ?
why do they have a place in /arse/?

ANIME OUT

Haram:

quran.com/112

He's a boyhood west ham fan

popular rumour but he actually isn't

Why does Islington have such a hard on for stubborn old idealistic men.

Because idolising cartoon little girls is disgusting behaviour, whereas posting a humorous meme or picture of a attractive 3D woman is not

>Lads.
Nice

Come on Telegraph, does anyone really give a fuck if Barnsley, Leeds and QPR are involved in dodgy shit?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/28/exclusive-the-corruption-at-the-top-of-the-championship/

who's idolising them in this instance? you're just making stuff up now lad
also, what if they're not little girls?

Anything to kill Leeds. Their club did nothing wrong

Bottom line, and most important point, is fuck off with your cartoon shite you sad cunt, there are boards for that and this isn't one of them

there's a board for posting "attractive 3D women" and "humorous memes", so doesn't that mean they can't be posted here then too?

>Posting memes isn't disgusting behaviour

>getting triggered this hard by animu

got a few today lads

>The Football Association is expected to make an approach for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, 66, with a view to him becoming the new England boss. (Evening Standard)

>Arsenal and Chelsea would be ready to bid for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 23, if he asks to leave the Bernabeu. (Don Balon - in Spanish)

>Arsenal's Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 27, is hoping for a move back to Real Madrid. (Bild - in German)

Since Henry left again it seems like he's been going around to every club in the Prem except ours.

anyone got that image of Welbeck blowing weeaboos the fuck out?

Morning lads. Are >we back?

friendly reminder that image in inaccurate because it doesn't quote gnabry's exact words

>Back to Real Madrid who can't sign anyone until Winter 2018

wee almost got me laddie

if by >we you mean anime then yes, it looks like it

Alexis really deserved a goal he was so good

You just know they went behind a shed and shagged right after the picture was taken

He didn't deserve a goal because he kept shooting straight at the keeper.

but they won't let Morata leave or sign Özil for at least 2 years

almost, just need to beat City

"is that... what you're into?"

still waiting for an answer lad

>She wears Tolaji Bola's kit

She's asking to get blacked tbdesuwy

how did u know that was me

whose this qt?

thought it was Da Graca's, did he change his number?

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Americans out desu

I can see when the same IP is posting m8

never liked Welbeck, he's got the injuries of Sturridge but none of the talent

She's a lesbian.

fuck I've been compromised

>Luffy
>not Zoro or Sanji
Pleb as fuck desu

just think, without animu, Alexis might have never played football

animu is literally saving Arsenal

>Sanji
wew lad

Btw is this real or just another ebin fake quote?

Get AIDS weaboos

ohh it's real
youtube.com/watch?v=zjaVworIn_Y

It's real but Gnabry said "chinese anime" not "chinese cartoon" so it's not the meme you think it is.

Exactly, thank you.
Never thought I'd fight side by side with an Australian

glad we fucked him off to bundesliga after this ludicrous display

nice job of avoiding answering again because you can't btw

OX OUT why the fuck is he still here
send him to forest with Bendtner ffs

Nahh cause I've gone over the important points in so many other replies that this is the last (You) you're getting, take a look at yourself fr, posting that dumb ass shit

>Still avoiding the question

QUICK CLAIM YOU ARE ARSEFU

it was a legitimate question because i didn't understand where you were coming from. i just wanted to know why you felt that way m8

Do people on Cred Forums pretend to be obtuse PS2 generation kids or are they actually this way?

How do we fix WOBs?

Straights please go

claiming Giroud

WENGER OUT

Reminder than anime made one of the /arse/ trips turn into a tranny

Anime ruins lives, believe it

British core failed. Wenger is going Muslim core.

tell that to our spicy, manlet god

I've never known a successful, well adjusted anime fan, they're always fucked in some way

Win the PL or CL

>Karen

It's one of the few animes I know thanks to the characters being posted so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=rHJkFII6K9E

>yfw we win the League Cup, finish top 3 and Reach the CL QF and this is considered a reason to keep Wenger on

gnabby looks so shy and autistic
like a real weeaboo

Glad he's gone mate

Can we permaban anime posters?

How did we only manage 2 goals after that many chances? Terrible performance, things like this will come back to haunt us.

AKBs and frog/feel posters first

Pace FC is finally working

>implying you can expect anyone to do better

you glory hunters gonna want the next manager out after he fails to win the treble in two seasons?

If you don't want to see anime images you should just fuck off to reddit desu

Probably not. Cred Forums's very raison d'etre was to be a website for weeb shit. Just be grateful that they largely stay on topic ITT.

that's true tbf

A man two rows behind me groaned with orgasmic pleasure at one point during the first-half. Wengerball is just so damn erotic when it finally comes off.

did you bring your wenger out banner m8?

I just wish we could score goals.

Sturridge when?

same
only team we have blown out in recent memory are wba and villa on the final days

Saw he was linked with SUNDERLAND of all clubs today, obviously nothing in it but shocked that is the level people put him at

Needs to just give Perez a chance.

Defoe when

>tfw Giroud & Ox are the only shit players we have now

When will his form drop and go back to the usual?

when he is injured v spurs
mertesacker
debuchy
akpom

After he gets a small injury and then starts getting scared to do anything like last year.

Is he chasing a new contract again?

Damn. Would be a tittle challenging squad

I forgot those 3 even existed tbhonest.

Why did the Yids get rid of Chadli?
I thought he was really good t b h

Should rest Kos and play Holding for Burnley
Rotate Alexis with Peres
Elneny over Caz
Jeff for Iwobi

kys

>not rating akpom
I like you

No, I think he will stay on 100K/week for a couple of years

>100k

kek
this is how I now you haven't watched him play

WOBS BTFO

WOBS BTFO AGAIN

Voldemort is a Gooner?

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What the fuck is going on lately?

youtube.com/watch?v=xkfopFm3xB8

i think i love him way more now tbqh

t. Claudio Carascu

t. socrates popsathopolis
I didn't mean memes lad, I meant these Arsenal performances.

How did he not score. Should have had eight.

It means that the second half of this season will be shit

Ah right. I think Walcott has started giving a fuck for whatever reason so now we're not playing with 10 men on the pitch. Mustafi has made us defensively stronger as well, if he'd been brought in earlier we wouldn't have lost at to Liverlel. Maybe the lads just want to win it in what should be Arsene's last year.

he did it on purpose so walcott could shine

>mfw the reason Walcott is performing is because Wenger secretly told him this will be his last season as Arsenal's manager

What a guy

The only way this happens is if he gets injured. Once Walcott goes goat mode he doesn't look back for a while.

he works for sky you utter cunt.

post yfw I make $124k/year working as a recreation coordinator and spend 1/4 on figures and vidya

Name calling is a form of bullying and no bullying is rule 1

SEGUIMOS GANANDO

youtube.com/watch?v=PHFLaQ9PWzk

lmao i fucking hate this faggot.

>This is your typical WOB

Even when the team is doing good AFTV is a fucking circlejerk of their "celebrities" lmao

Reminder that they literally get paid to play their 'character'

The guy he was referring to seemed like a bit of a faggot desu

Whats a recreation coordinator and how do I become one? Also how old are you?

We lost a brother

>2 fa cup in 12 years
>this is absolutely fine and we should be happy about it

>tfw Iwobi - Sanchez - Walcott is the comfiest front 3 in the league

>mfw wenger distracts us from winning the league with contract talk

WENGER IN OR OUT

basically, I'm in charge of creating events, activities, etc. for the city I work for. It's a pretty easy 9-5, aside from the reports I have to occasionally make and leaving the comfort of my office to meet with potential sponsers and/or superiors.

26, got a masters in public administration, and have been working for the city for 3 years. Next year will be my 4th year and first full year on the job.

Good for you, that's pretty damn sweet. Does it involve organising music festivals and stuff?

i don't understand how you guys can watch this shit. the only appeal i see on it is to non arsenal fans with a schadenfreude boner

>mfw i used to get turbomad the first times they showed up on the team sheet

Any video of what happened with DT and the other guy?

yup, in fact, music festivals are a quarter of the events I have lined up for next year; right now I'm having difficulties convincing the mayor and his cabinet to up our budget.

you'd actually be surprised at how well off some weebs are; we had this discussion on Cred Forums a month ago or so and I'm probably around the upper middle in terms of wages. I'm hoping my next raise will put me around $132k, but we'll see; my gf is also finishing nursing school so it'll put a load off my back and I'll have more expendable income.

Wenger has agreed to take the England job at the end of the season. You heard it here first.

>my gf

wasn't able to watch the match lads, since im basically the exact opposite of NEET. how was it? I'm assuming theo's contract is running out and he's looking to sign an extension, since he's been scoring a lot lately.

Should I cop a Feo kit?

God no

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>tfw I only get blank kits

Takbir brother

>3. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messager
You do know that because I've read and acknowledged this you're now unironically a Muslim, right?

I'm a weeb, not a NEET

I'm still looking to buy the last Nike away kit but I have no idea how the sizing for them are. I'm normally a medium but these Puma kits had me move up a size.

Based

Now I get to rape kaffir girls right?

I am now a pedophile warlord worshipper

>We sold one of us

>Chinese cartoon character
I never realised how much I missed him

>64m for Wilshere
activate it

>already 6-figures in your mid 20s

>it's an user earns six figures episode

i think wenger realised giroud wont bring a title as the starting striker. Sad but hes probably right.

>Spend 25k+ on figures and video games
How?

I've wanted this but it's actually a bit sad now.

it's why I chose PA for grad school, plus plenty of opportunities for networking and moving up within a government. Right now I'm searching for a partner for a business I want to open.

~42k annually on mortgage
~10k annually on bills
10k in savings
10k for parents
rest is expendable, usually just saved for trips in the summer or whatever luxuries me or my gf want

Yanks earn stupid salaries.

If I was in america doing exactly the same job for the same company I work for now I'd be earning at least double the amount I do

the attacking midfield depth is worrying

>Pretending Ox won't be backup

Ramsey

>sell 2 wingers
>don't replace them

Also Cazorla can play in Ozils position where he use to score from

>tfw giroud is not even needed but wenger will still keep him in Jan

Slow shits that slow down the entire play are not needed upfront unless they're RVP tier

This was after the 6-0 loss. Makes me proud
youtube.com/watch?v=6ry8e3vzWRA

Cazorla can't score anymore though

LW: Alexis, Iwobi, Ox, Gibbs, Akpom
RW: Walcott, Ox, Lucas, Alexis, Jeff
AM: Özil, Cazorla, Jeff, Ramsey
CM: Ramsey, Cazorla, Xhaka, Elneny, Ox, Jeff, Coquelin

Iwobi can play across the 3

so will Wenger rest Alexis, Santi and maybe Walcott and Bellerin or is it another play them until they get injured episode?

my point was about being able to play the same role
ox can't be a secondary playmaker or a wide forward

Well yeah ever since being a CM he barely shoots and just lost his touch

He spent a year and a half doing nothing but taking shitty potshots from the edge of the box playing as a 'winger'

I know, but he'd probably be preferred on the left wing

>he barely shoots
good, his shots get blocked at a seemingly ridiculous rate

>Cazorla winds up too shoot
>Fakes twice
>Shoots
>Gets blocked
kek

>literally no good back up RB

Well after Sunday there isn't another game for 2 weeks

Fuck sake

>Not believing

Jenko and Debuchy are better than your average backup desu

>Welbeck is LITERALLY on 100k p/w

yeah but still ....
fuck the international break. Couldn't care less about the WC qualification.

>people thinking Arsenal lost to Liverpool
>forget it was Arsenal's reserves

Arsenal legit could have a chance this year as long as injuries don't fuck us up.

>best defence in the prem by miles
>great rotation of midfielders
>pacey as fuck attack
>more direct than in previous years
>PLEASE DONT SHIT THE BED

morning lads
wenger out

pssst, don't talk like that or you will attract the Liverpool shitposter who hailed the win against Arsenal as master class.

>Arsenal legit could have a chance this year as long as injuries don't fuck us up.

Literally every season. But >we got decent depth now, so >we might actually have a chance.

>Few good results
>S-see, WENGER IN!

People never learn

I'd fuck the kid, really

This. Based Jewmaican.
We're just following the same pattern as every other season.

>few good games
>s-see, walcott is good
everytime
he'll get injured and take 2 years and another pay raise to get back where he is right now

just enjoy the moment. Will end sooner or later anyway.

best

trash

>no ljungberg
baka

because he's a young boy and you're muslim?

Not including Bergkamp in any "Best of / Greatest" team is a disgrace.

If this is a journo's team he should be fired ASAP

this is unironically the best post i've seen on /arse/ apart from mine all year

really lad, keep it up

I'm an Ozilfag but not Bearcum? Get outta here

Just fuck off.

Alexis is on a different planet to Ljungberg

wew

Did we really play 4-4-2?

hate to admit it but aussiebro is probably right. Alexis and Kosc (maybe Özil too) are the only ones who would have seamlessly slotted in the invisible side.

>Özil
>invisible side

lel, talk about a Freudian slip ...
my bad :D

haha its all good xD

Jeorge Bird @jeorgebird 12h
Bielik attended first team game with his arm in a sling after suffering injury while playing for U19s. (Via @sanogoed )

Morning lads

Please observe the holy laws today

yes sir

>8 am uni classes

>wake up
>check /Arse/
>see this shit
>feel a deep sorrow that my fellow man has fallen to such depths of depravity

You're killing me

...

might post everyday now just for you anonymous

Wenger needs to win the title this year then fuck off for tuchel to takeover

win or lose he needs to fuck off
man's nearly 70 years old, why won't he just retire?

>it's Mertesacker's birthday
Forgot about him desu. Mustafi has fit in so nicely that I don't even worry about the CBs.

Trump/Farage/Putins Holy Alliance will soon purge the degenerates insh'allah

metro.co.uk/2016/09/29/marcus-rashford-and-alex-iwobi-lead-premier-league-nominations-for-uefa-golden-boy-award-6159848/

Our boy Iwobi nominated for Golden boy

Rashford is better though

>no OxGOAT
Dropped, shit award

Trump won't win user! baka!

uglier though

w-why cant i have a gf?

cause you're a manlet

what's wrong with you? What are your major flaws? Getting a gf is easy if you try hard enough

i'm 186cm is that manlet

HUR DUR CAZORSHIT OUT

twitter.com/Squawka/status/781230092630589440

yes, 195 is the minimum acceptable height

Read that as "Trump/Farage/Pulis", but yes I hope you're right
>Make /Arse/ Great Again

and?

I wish I could watch Farage debate your American '''politicians''''

He would wipe the fucking floor with them

Agreed m8

[non-meming] how long have you been posting in /arse/?

;_;

if i tell you can i have a gf?

i'm all out

;_;

Free city of London when m8s? The north is their world tier leave those inbred cunts behind

>city of London
the city is dead lad
it's the caliphate now

what a shame that both of them are absolute dogshit then

good thing the weebshit got binned

w-whats wrong with defiling carla?

Women aren't objects they're human beings

that's one way to write it
you could also write it as a 4-5-1, 4-2-3-1 or 4-1-4-1

Oh.

twitter.com/mrdanwalker/status/781016200767741952

>former FA executive
so it's just a guess then. I'd like to see the media treatment he would get as dual Arse-England boss

I imagine it'd be like this.

he left 10 years ago too

Well yeah they're our best players and our main creative outlets. That's to be expected.

Do you expect things to go thru Mustafi?

Xhaka isn't much of a creator, he's more of an enforcer.

And Lucas wasn't playing.

Even though we've spent so much over the summer literally everything still goes through Neymar, Messi and Suarez. Everyone knows it. This team is so unbelievably unbalanced, it really will be our downfall

tfw no human being gf

To be fair to Xhaka, his long passing abilities add a different aspect to the team, and Carzola (whilst he is getting on a bit) is definitely a creative player whom most of the passes & moves flow through. it's just Ozil and Sandcheese get the assists most the time (naturally too being so high up the pitch)

>Xhaka isn't much of a creator
he may not be creative but he's a creator, his long passing is great to get walcott away

The only creator is your creator - mighty Allah

Inshallah

this mashallah

I WANT HIM BACK

New thread when

When it hits 500 as usual.

you now remember ameridumbs making threads at 480

There was a time when 490 was acceptable

Hitler did nothing wrong

Big Strong American here to assist your thread-making needs.

New

new

2 seconds too late swedecuck

Should i watch Manure tonight or something else