Heem: me on the right edition

News: bjpenn.com
Fights: UFC.tv

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mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13083694/jose-aldo-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-ill-find-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkmans-weakness
ufc.com/fighter/Cris-Cyborg
youtu.be/sW0PWQdgjD0?t=42s
youtube.com/watch?v=UPqG_82fRCQ
strawpoll.me/11322765/
periscope.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDGlLgnBWVGL
store.infowars.com/Super-Male-Vitality-_p_1227.html
onnit.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=P56kA5k7T9U&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/MikeyJ_MMA/status/780903018548039680
youtube.com/watch?v=2t44cmknCMc
youtu.be/NwZD0pthP9Q
streamable.com/kx87
mmafighting.com/2016/9/28/13098158/andre-pederneiras-jose-aldo-willing-to-fight-ufc-in-court
instagram.com/p/BKeiXk7gGHk/
youtu.be/N5ly_WJUPJY?t=28m28s
youtube.com/watch?v=lxTmNgFtmus
twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/781280638733258752
youtube.com/watch?v=zp6Ly1bKUFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=PblXFd09dic
bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/28/13096316/ufc-206-valerie-letourneau-vs-poliana-botelho-toronto-nova-uniao-mma-news
youtube.com/watch?v=vzSw7MteWmI
oddsshark.com/boxing/floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-boxing-betting-odds
youtu.be/1fdPD86229A
mobile.twitter.com/mpmorea
youtu.be/ibkUbQuRS1E?t=12m42s
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Kyoji with the Bantz

SAY MY NAME

HEW DE FOOK ARE YEW

jesus christ, whats wrong with you guys?

he should be fighting doo ho choi for maximum spicy. edgar will turn it into a wrestlefuck

post your LITERAL BOYS, through thick and thin.

>pic very related

It's a spread of cookies for 8-9 guys you goof, don't like it, don't buy it!

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it's a platter for parties/banquets

hi
/heem/ are all collectively much better friends than last week; and we all settled our differences and the word 'aut*st*c' is banned now.

>memes has-beens and never-weres
Maia is the only truly great fighter on that list

Conor wins
wonderboy wins
romero wins
literally who wins
cowboy wins
KK wins

>6 boys

Listen bloke, you have about 3 too many.

>Conor wins
>wonderboy wins
>KK wins

Not going to happen.

WSW: Kookie
WBM: Meisha
Flyweight: Joe
Bantamweight: Cruz
Featherweight: Conor
Lightweight: Nate
Welterweight: Platinum
Middleweight: Nick
Light Heavyweight: Rumble
Heavyweight: Reem

Sup casual.

Flyweight: Lineker***
Bantamweight: Aljo
Fedderweight: Yair
Lightweight: El Cucuy
Welterweight: Larkin
Middleweight: Silva
LHW: Humble Rumble
HW: Ngannou

I want the easiest fight in the division, feed me Georges Steroid Pierre.

Ill remind you when it happens

Wonderboy will win tho

landon banana where?

You're so different. You think outside of the box! You're a true patrician.

Where did all the Dillashaw fan boys go?

MY boy

is a BIG boy

FW: Kyoji
BW: Wineland
FW: Cub
LW:
WW: Tarec Saffiedine
MW: Tim Kennedy
LHW: Krylov
HW: Sea level Cain

>no whites

>boys = great fighters

Tim Kennedy is my eternal boy. Only getting popped for roids could change that.

You got me there. It just makes me wonder if you do nothing but buy into memes.

LW: Gil melendez

*hissssssssssssss*

I'm sad that kelvin doesn't get more face time. That guy is pretty underrated.

Upset by my list?

no I'm being genuine

NEW CONOR INTERVIEW

youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U
youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U
youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a fight announced yet. He took the ferguson fight on short notice and he only had a 30 days medical suspension. I don't like to see him I'm fine see him fight chiesa.

this cat may have rabies

dumb lizerd

>Pick fighters I genuinely enjoy watching cause they put on good fights.
>You get triggered

thats not me and it's shutdown

fuck off

??? I'm being genuine
???????

cute dog

*Downvotes your video 5 times*

wtf isn't gus fighting bader

*id like

is this your video?

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you're on steroids

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This is my favourite heem meme

>not saving this as Dillasnake vs Mighty Mouse

7

one is mocious-fercious, second is tippity-sleepity

thanks for that

>kid nate posting here
>his site will ban you for saying "it kind of looks like fighter X is on steroids"

Imagine if it was your job to issue double yellows on an internet forum

>

furry fucking faggot cats. disliked.

I've been on Cred Forums since before greentexting. And just before boxxy. And now I'm here with you fucking weirdos.

I'm going to live life, thanks for the cheese.

ebin

I feel sorry for her actually. She seems too nice to get her face absolutely smashed by Jedrzejczyk

See you in a few minutes.

Upcoming events:

10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/7: WSOF 33 - Gaethje vs Dugubugubulgulov
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/jake-ellenberger-vs-jorge-masvidal-booked-for-decembers-tuf-24-finale-in-las-vegas

mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13083694/jose-aldo-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-ill-find-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkmans-weakness

What went wrong?

post your boys
belal muhammad will be added to the list if he beats Good

>Cruz
>Khabib
>Larkin
>Jacare
>Joanna
>Joe Duffy
>Kyoji Horiguchi

Take off those silly sunglasses

Raw power

What did he mean by this?

Demetrious Johnson
Dominick Cruz
Daniel Cormier
Conor McGregor
Jose Aldo
Stipe Miocic
Eddie Alvarez
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Tyron Woodley
Michael Bisping
Robbie Lawler
Rafael Dos Anjos
Luke Rockhold
TJ Dillashaw
Cris Cyborg

He was just having some fine ass amber leaf

I have never seen anyone do this weird curl quartersquat before. And I've seen people do a lot of retarded shit in the gym.

she forgot the weights

>Ellenberger vs Masvidal

Did she legally change her name to Cyborg?

ufc.com/fighter/Cris-Cyborg

Stron nips

is Megan cucking her bf with cowboy?

youtu.be/sW0PWQdgjD0?t=42s

CM Punk is listed as CM Punk and his name is Phil Brooks.

Thank you.

What does CM stand for?

Does Gabbie really even need steroids? She already larger than most men.

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child molester

Everyone's on steroids

MODS MODS

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youtube.com/watch?v=UPqG_82fRCQ

strawpoll.me/11322765/

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IMPORTANT POLL

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>youtube.com/watch?v=UPqG_82

he was like
>who the fook is talking, the question was for me

>Conor heems Alvarez in one round
>the Wonderboy heems Tyrone in one round
>Thompson vs Mcgregor for the WW title @ 208
Cap it

[self inserts into manlet leprechaun]

so he's fucked right? USADA will see this shit and test him.

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/jake-ellenberger-vs-jorge-masvidal-booked-for-decembers-tuf-24-finale-in-las-vegas

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they don't test for recreational drugs out of competition right?

[Gets interested in martial arts after getting bullied]

weed isn't banned out of competition

Weed only gets you banned if you test positive in competition

I guarantee that was an amber leaf rolly and conor just put it up to send USADA into a hizzy. He probably didn't even smoke it and just posed with it to make people talk about the "weed" and him being tested.

Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA
Shopping on 5th Avenue today

What did he mean by this

>Have Nate on standby

dat conor, so hot right now

I think you've figured out /heem/'s problem.

who?

A year ago everyone was laughing at RIZIN.

Now a year later it looks like RIZIN could very well sign the 145 lbs GOAT and a legit ATG Aldo in his PRIME.

RIZIN already had the GOAT of MMA Fedor fighting in their ring, something that UFC could never accomplish.

On top of that RIZIN has the baddest woman on the planet, one of the best grapplers Kron Gracie, the only real legit beef in MMA Wand vs Krazy Horse (and not that stage Mcgayur circus), the most attractive female fighter RENA and MMA ATGs Cro Cop and Wanderlei. And that's only the beginning.

Sakakibara knows how to do business and UFC shills are extremely quiet lately about RIZIN. A few pathetic attempts on the internet to discredit the latest show were futile because every MMA fan who watched it enjoyed it.

Production wise RIZIN absolutely blows UFC out of the water.

At this rate I see RIZIN taking over MMA very quickly. UFC could as well give all belts to Conor because they'll soon have no one else who is relevant left.

What are your thoughts on sword fighting?

>145 lbs GOAT
>dropped in 13 seconds

It was a fluke punch, you know it, I know it and Conor knows it. He is scared of the Aldo rematch.

He's trying to shook Alvarez

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You phrased that question really poorly. I was so disgusted by the grammatical syntax I closed the tab immediately.

See, rizin knows how to put on meme fights and they know how to separate meme fights from serious ones. The ufc doesn't know how to do that

Also, wanderlei vs cro cop will be a fucking cool fight to see

>he was winning till he lost

so in your assessment japanese mma is on the rise, or dare i say rising?

maybe she wrote "rosenamajunas' ask me anything" first

then added "I am"

>someone made an account on youtube under the name Randy Couture
wow it must actually be him
retard

>he was losing till he won

not an argument

periscope.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDGlLgnBWVGL

Begging Dana to not make him go back to 145

Does anything at GNC work?

Who's weekend here resolves around watching UFC events?

The supplement shop?

literally who is this

No. Youre best bet for supplements are either going to be onnit or infowars.

store.infowars.com/Super-Male-Vitality-_p_1227.html

onnit.com/

Be sure to enter the code word ROGAN on the latter to save 10%.

Yes, some of it literally has steroids in it.

He looks like a skinny version of Jonah Hill who also got BTFO a few weeks ago on French TV.

Protein powder, creatine, and caffeine pills. Everything else is a scam or not needed unless you're a bodybuilder or pro athlete

>This sperg on pooicide watch
HAHAHAHAHAH

>girlboy

ayyy

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEAH?

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEAH

What a horrible bunch of boys.

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what's next for him?

I'm actually scared for Conor guys. He is facing a bigger version of Chad Mendes that won't gas. I hope he gets that 1st round knockout else the meme is over ;_;

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My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed our hands in Tyron's blood and all the wrestlers too,
We're taking down the UFC machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on.

Rizin. The japs will make him fight a fucking sumo wrestler or something and it'll be great

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Eddie is a worse wrestler than Chad.

>Cruz
>Khabib
>Larkin
>Jacare
>Joanna
>Joe Duffy
>Kyoji Horiguchi

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no hespect

Pretty sure he can take Conor down at will.

10/10

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A lot of wrestling and jewjitsu training. Goob bless.

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Why doesn't /heem/ like Wonderboy?

Not sure desu, I think Conor's TDD and ground game are underrated. Eddie can grind him against the cage like he did against Pettis though.

Will Conor bring in CM Punk to help him get ready for Eddies wrestling

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Stayed up till 7am watching it & had a blast. Even with an almost entirely meme roster they put on a great show, hopefully someday they can force the UFC to step up their production game & move away from their PPV-in-a-can format.

Aldo ain't going nowhere, though. He's still under contract for at least another fight & the UFC would never let a competitor buy out a guy at that level. They've also got those championship clauses in all their contracts to prevent another B.J. Penn-to-K1 move as well as matching rights for 1 year post-contract. I'm sure they want to compete for a spot in the US MMA market but they'll have to make do with fatties, chicks, and 40-year-olds for a long time before that's realistic. Gonna be interesting to watch it all play out over the next couple years.

Favorite Fighter In Each Weight Class
(* denotes boy/girl)
W Bantam: Tate
W Straw: Jojo Calderwood*
Fly: Paddy Holohan
Bantam: Dodson (almost boy)
Feather: DOO-HO CHOI**********
Light: Oliver Aubin-Mercier
Welter: Rory* ;-;
Middle: Anderson the 7 legged spider
LightHeavy: Gustafsson
Heavy: Struve

But we do.

HW
>Hunto
>JDS
LHW
>(Pride) Shogun
>Gustafsson
Goddamn LWH is weak right now.
MW
>Mousasi
>Machida
>Oldman Diaz
>Smiley
WW
>Ruthless
>Wonderboy
>Magney
>Cerrone
LW
>Khabib
>N8 Diaz
>Jim Miller
FW
>Korean Zombie (when ever he retruns)
>Bruce LeeRoy
>Holloway
BW
>Almeida
>Mizugaki (he was beast in Undisputed 3)
Bobblehead weight sucks.

they're working on an elbow drop from the top of the cage right now

because he's a meme fighter favoured by reddit

He's gonna be put to work after Conor rides on horseback to his favela

i thought that was the portuguese and england

Flyweight: Neil Seery
Bantamweight: Garbrandt
Featherweight: Conrad
Lightweight: Conrad
Welterweight: Mike Perry
Middleweight: Bisbong
Light Heavyweight: Vacant
Heavyweight: Ngannou

youtube.com/watch?v=P56kA5k7T9U&feature=youtu.be

Thank you to whoever posted this.

My absolute boy along with Cruz.

>BW
>Almeida
>Mizugaki

I can guess who your BW antiboy is

How good do you guys think Wonderboy does with the ladies?

he'd do well but he goes for little boys

>KZ
>Wonderboy
>Mousasi
>Alvey
>Khabib

solid list

I didn't include him because, I mean, who doesn't like this guy right now?

Her face has already been absolutely smashed by the passage of time.

>Korean Zombie
I can get down with that

>Hello! I'm here for the job interview!

Which fights do you want to predict for this weekend's card?

The first picture response decides the goof image.

You are all in for a rude awakening. Joanna will be sleeping.

I'm glad someone saves ausbros work.

just the main

He'll be even more bad ass after returning from his military service.

Fucking brazilians don't just take steroids, they take all the steroids.

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main card, fs1 and fp prelim featured fights

Decision (split)
Decision (split)
Decision (split)
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (unanimous)

>polish '''''''''power'''''''''

Yes, I'm so grateful for him.

Square up

da silva vs. christensen is the featured prelim?

i unironically don't know who christensen is

WAKE UP JOANNA
IT'S ALL OVER

I just want to talk about MMA but the nerds are taking over this general.

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>>>/reddit/

nerd

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Can you actually get boxes of Nerds that big in Merica?

They make smaller boxes of nerds?

they hate us for our freedom

LOL

thoughts?

>quints

nobody cares m8

Beautiful

Can't not read as "Schaubless"

Cred Forums was good when chloe was shitposted constantly 7 years ago

Schaub = God

>there are people in this thread right now who think Nate wasn't 90lbs heavier and 6 weight classes above McGregor on fight night

>Polish women rule de world.

What did she mean by this?

will this ever stop being funny?

twitter.com/MikeyJ_MMA/status/780903018548039680

Give it a rest potato.

a FUCKING

Fly: >lel
Bant: >lel
Feather: Korean Superboy
Light: Lando "White Anderson Silva" Vannata
Welter: n/a
Middle: Nick
Light Heavyweight: Bones Knows
Heavy: Drei
W Straw: Rose
W Bant: Holm

>Lineker
>El Cuckuy

shit list

Ur shook

>Flyweight
None
>Batam
Dillashaw
>Fedda weight
Gooby
>Light weight
Gooby
>Welter weight
Wonder Meme
>Middle weight
Silva
>LHW
None
>Heavyweight
Reem

oh boy the stars and stripes are here.

>tfw already getting too hyped for 205
>tfw setting myself up for 194-esque levels of disappointment

Flyweight: DJ
Bantamweight: Cruz
Featherweight: McGregir
Lightweight: Alvarez
Welterweight: Woodley
Middleweight: Bisping
Light Heavyweight: DC
Heavyweight: Stipe

A mate of mine recently became interested in martial arts after some drunk guy embarrassed him in a bar by intimidating him in front of his friends and he did fookin' nuttin'.

Now he's doing boxing and Krav Maga... I had to explain to him that all of that MMA shit is useless if you don't have alpha brain and an isolation tank in which to visualise your heroic heems.

Poor goof.

will AJ mckee ever come to the UFC?

does he have what it takes to be champ?

194 was good wtf

Was better on paper

post walkouts

youtube.com/watch?v=2t44cmknCMc

Holy shit that was brutal, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Was almost as bad as this:

youtu.be/NwZD0pthP9Q

If you dont own an isolation tank youll never be anything

just get shrooms

Which ones?

I need to know what to avoid.

it's a meme you dip

He doesn't instigate race riots.

>mfw people think Algayrez has a chance of defeating St. Goober
kek

You Connor haters are disgusting

Which current champion do you want to see lose?

Abraham Moses: The Amish Man

The black ones

YOU THINK?

Based girl choice my man. Her day will come.

There is one n in Conor show some respect

Gooby bless emu

Only Tyrone, don't mind all other champs holding their belts desu

mighty mouse
cruz
joanna
nunes
cormier
woodley
alvarez

>avoid

Why?

I was 'avin a laff you retard. Tell me which ones have steroids in them so I can buy all of them.

Nunes
Woodley
Conor for the bants

streamable.com/kx87

DC, Bisping (to Hendo), conor, Cruz.

Alas, a new meme is born every time Goobz takes the stage. I love it.

this guy gets it

Conor, Alvarez, Woodley, the ones who try to avoid defending against the no. 1 contender.
I can't bring myself to say bisbong though I like him too much

it's tyron not tyrone

Who deserves their title shot the least?

Conrad
Hendo
Who ever wins TUF

Conor
Alvarez (not to Conor)
Woodley
DJ, so he'll go up to BW and fight Cruz

Man I wanted Reem to when that belt so bad. He was destined to be Heavyweight champ. I feel hgis chance has passed.
I don't mind Steepay MeeOHChich though.

Conrad by a mile.

Not my fault that hes too much of a lazy nigger to spell his whole name

fuck this guy

t. nerd

wewlad settle down przemysław

bloodyelbow is saying the ufc put a barrier between him fighting pettis in 2013 but i thought aldo's camp didn't want the fight

Przemek is a meme name fit only for coyotes

Woodley

Hope Alvarez kills Conor desu, I can't stand him and his fans.

delete this

Does Wondermemey go to curch every Sunday?

Has he ever raged? Can he?

Is he hiding somethin'? But wut?

Let's be real the polish language is a meme

He and his father are racist lechers who have been exploiting the disenfranchised minority youth of South Carolina for their twisted pleasure for years

LOLOLOLOLOL

mmafighting.com/2016/9/28/13098158/andre-pederneiras-jose-aldo-willing-to-fight-ufc-in-court

It's useful for communicating with snakes plus best swearwords of all time

>anyone needing to intervene to stop Jose "once every leapyear" Aldo from taking a fight
Ayy

he loves driving fast he's gonna win the belt and then go down in history like james dean

>tfw womdwrboy is so based h8rs literally just make shit up
Lmao @ ur """life""""

Based wonderboy

instagram.com/p/BKeiXk7gGHk/

Bahahahaha

Conor and his dickriders.

youtu.be/N5ly_WJUPJY?t=28m28s

The WHITE man is EVIL

Look at them. Complete permavirgin losers.

he drives a supra not mememobiles like a rolls royce

You can tell they're living through him vicariously.

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wtf why is wonderboy and weidman with frankie and alvarez

I now want them to lose

Is he, dare I say, the next Gooby?

What will Stephen Thompson drive when he wins the belt?

no.

Wonderboy is gong to look good as champ.

He's gonna get Domin8ed just like every other manlet from alpha fail

McGregor
Stipe
Joanna
Bisping

GTR

Didn't realise Leslie Jones was a fight fan.

>hating the euro champs

You wish

None of them, you weirdo

And what's the issue with that?

Is it wrong to live your fantasies through other man
completely superior to you and because of that
capable of things you wouldn't even dare to dream.

Let us live through him, in fact, I invite you to, it feels great.

Which fighter would you like to SUCC the most?

Anyone else plan on watching ufc tonight in 20 bings?

None you nerd

Condit, Wonderboy, Gall, in that order

karolina

>Gooby fight announced
>sodium levels in /heem/ reach dangerously high levels

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

#CLASS

yeah you're probably right

the 2017 mb amg gtr looks ridiculous
the new nissan gtrs are overpriced you can get a used one for literally $60,000 less

even comes with linkin park music:

youtube.com/watch?v=lxTmNgFtmus

>HOOK
what did he mean by this

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Most overlook Elias Theodorou , oh my :$

Name a worse ufc fight within the last 3 years. Hardmode no wmma

if that motherfucker who calles wonderboy a paedophile shows up in here, im gonna fucking KILL HIM

wonderboy IS a pedo

its been confirmed already

Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho

Is that you wonderpedo?

>you will never be young again and be predated upon by an attractive successful MMA fighter

Alright /heem/, this time next year it's going to be happening.

Is your body ready for Tebow Time?

lolll

Rosholt vs. Struve --> UFC 190
Gonzaga vs. Erokhin.
Lesnar vs. Hunt

Pretty much HW fights that go past round 1.

Look at all these nerd my goodness. Is it halloween or somethin?

Sao Palelei vs Nikita Krylov barely edges the 3 years but I will never forget it, the worst fight I have ever witnessed

>dat form

RIP ROSE KNEES

shut up potato nigger, i can't wait until eddie molests conor for 5 rounds and the irish posters leave /heem/ again

wtf are you talking about?

Which fighters are anti-gun ownership?

Probably Uriah Hall

this

MW-HW have potential for really shitty fights in a different way due to mass, cardio and speed

Hendo without question

twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/781280638733258752

This is how Wooley vs WonderGOAT will go

ive been here forever

ULL DO NUTTIN

WHATCHA GUNNA DO

Also the sheer lack of technique plaguing those divisions.

>why didn't aldo fight in UFC X?

youtube.com/watch?v=zp6Ly1bKUFQ

Let's look at wonderpedo's recent resume:

>Ellenberger
He was still training with Edmond aka The Biggest Hack coach in MMA, even then, he almost KO'd him in the 1st.

>Post-USADA Hendricks
A win over him means nothing, not even the same guy. Gastelum is way better, and Woodley already beat him.

>Post-UFC 189 Rory
This one was just hilarious. Rory rolling around on the floor going for desperation heel hooks. Wonderpedo afraid to engage him in the clinch other than to point fight karate him. Clearly not the same Rory of old cause of his broken nose.

So as you can see, hardly impressive as much as his fan boys would like you to believe.

youtube.com/watch?v=PblXFd09dic

Nerd

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Can this fat fuck compete in mma?

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what time is it in australia anyway, you watch fights
what, at 7 am in the morning, the fook man?

I honestly don't know if you're rely stupid, a complete idiot, or a true true fan.

however

>mfw you'll never watch a spicy banger in the night while drinking a cheap beer

And what do you have to say for Woodley?
>He will KO Wonderboy because blacksplosion or something fuck it memes
After he loses
>Woodley never had a chance, lucky KO shitter, never should have been champ, Wonderboy has never beat anyone

Be careful

>not getting high off the fights

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DC
Woodley
Alvarez
Nunes
Cruz

His /boy/ status has been restored.

If Woodley loses then I won't be emotional about it. The better man won.

If Wonderwoman loses I know you'll be butthurt about lucky punches, wrestelcucking, roids, blacksplosion and other excuses.

there goes my no fap

try 2pm nigger

>I have an excuse for every single other fight ever, but this will be different, I swear
Heem yourself liar

>look mom I'm shitposting

lol could she possibly look any faker?

i couldn't give less of a fuck about either of them, they could fire the entire division

>Already butthurt

I know kinda hope he wins so that /heem/ isn't ruined forever by your butthurt.

>be careful

what did he mean by this?

>Conor is never going back to 145
>Aldo is a quitter fag
>Division is wide open for my boy to win the belt
based

something something big boy belt something something dawgawt

thats not your boy

He was completely out of his depth and had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. I'm pretty sure he was blushing the whole damn time, stumbling over his lines.

Excuse me?

Hey lads, wanna hear a 100% accurate prediction?

Eddie is scared of elite strikers, he never stands and bangs with superior boxers. He said it himself in a post-fight interview ''I'd be stupid not to employ my wrestling game every time I face a good striker.''

Conor is 100% aware of that, he will do the same as he did to mini Mendes, deal with 1-2 takedowns, wait for the perfect opportunity while the guy is grasping for air after shooting for 10 power doubles in 1 round and boom, lights out.

Be careful.

Counterpoint: Eddie isn't a west coast bred bitch like Mendez

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Would calling Conor a potato picker be a valid insult?

Eddie is working with Mark Henry now. He will be more confident with his striking. Stand with Conor then wrestle him in the championship rounds when Conor inevitably gasses.

48-47 Alvarez...King of the split decisions.

1, 4, 5

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Who's your favorite black fighter?

yamasaki is a shit ref

Humble Rumble

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>picking potatoes from the potato tree

Yah but youre in the future so you already know fight outcomes, thats no fun.

Lads

Thompson ITD is @ +285

Free money. Line will drop fast.

Who is she fighting next?

Chad Mendes is a 5' 6" natural 145er, Alvarez is a 5' 10" natural welterweight. Chad Mendes almost won the McGregor fight. Alvarez will pound on Greg about 3x as hard and Greg, being barely large enough to go 5 rounds with midgets, will be gassed and beaten by decision or TKO

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i unironically believe conor will beat him within 2 minutes

you know irony has nothing to do with being a dope right?

Letorneau v newcomer Poliana Botelho at UFC 206

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/28/13096316/ufc-206-valerie-letourneau-vs-poliana-botelho-toronto-nova-uniao-mma-news

How many bongs till TUF?

i think lima would be the fight to make

Excited to see all the butthurt after wonderboy gets killed.

Hilarious

1 hour 20 minutes

I'm all over Michael Johnson +285

Khabib is going to get exposed

Thanks m8

Johnson's grappling is pretty mediocre dude

I'm very excited to see what could happen if Michael lands one of his lightning fast combos flush on Khabib.

none of the underdogs look like bad bets lol what a great card

Was just about to ask this, cheers

Cerrone is my boy but Gastelum has value desu

is this you too?

who is YOUR boygirl?

Did you take Johnson over Poirier?

Yes

Of course he didnt

WMMA still needs to evolve for me to ever have a boygirl

By how much? Only underdog main event I've been confident about was Nunes over Miesha Tate.

>tfw the superior Dern sister will never be in the UFC

natty?

if dennis siver made baskets he would be dennis weaver

If Floyd vs Conor happens, which I honestly believe it will, how much money are you going to bet on Floyd? Keep in mind that tons of casual money is going to be bet on Conor which will skew the odds making a bet on Floyd highly lucrative.

yeah i unironically was confident she would win in the 1st

i get most of my picks wrong though

I laid $100 on him. Michael Johnson has wins over established great top fighters. Beating Bobby Green didn't convince me Poirier was top 7 material.

Why are you so retarded? Neither of them will actually take that fight, boxing or MMA

they wont let goobster win?

Calderwood

Floyd will probably open at -400

No value

Casual or not no one is retarded enough to bet on McGregor in a boxing match, you have no idea what people think in the real world

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>If Floyd vs Conor happens, which I honestly believe it will
wew

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>two lesbians

she wasn't even alive when ghostbusters came out fuck off with the meme shirt

>:))
subtle

Absolutely

BEADY
E
A
D
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>not allowed to like things if you were born after they were made

what?

>she wasn't even alive when ghostbusters came out fuck off with the meme shirt

wew sperg

BONGED

youtube.com/watch?v=vzSw7MteWmI
Based Dr. Patrick Wyman for calling out Honda for being a bitch and avoiding cyborg

Alaska Fighting Championships is live on Fight Pass

Floyd -2000
Conor +900

oddsshark.com/boxing/floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-boxing-betting-odds

Ghostbusters came out a few months ago though

I was born in 92, I better stop liking Terminator then.

They are going to meet in the boxing ring m8. It's been confirmed that they both tried to make it happen, it's just the negotiations fell through. People love a freak show, and there is just enough intrigue and "what if's" to make it easily the biggest selling event in the history combat sports.

>What if Conor catches him?
>What if age catches Floyd?
>What if Conor gets hurt and reverts to instinct and throws a head kick/knee or if Floyd gets knocked down/slips down and Conor starts attempting ground and pound or throws a knee in the clinch?
>What if the arena breaks out into a massive race riot between the Irish and black fans?
>What if behind closed doors they both agree to make it somewhat close to set up a rematch?

No matter what it will be the #1 PPV of all time. It's going to happen. Floyd will dominate but neither will care because it will be the biggest payday either has ever or will ever have.

Did you know he speaks 9 (nine) languages?

Same, I hate Rambo movies now.

Normally I would care, but I am too tired

Floyd at -400 would be the easiest bet in the history of bets.

That fight is 100% going to happen and it'll sell like crazy.

I hate Bloodsport.

>all those words wasted on delusion
did you know Anderson is fighting RJJ too

How do I achieve this mode natty?

he killed me when he said that on heavy hands

connor: i find that as the older i get the more difficultly i have with the pronunciation of these foreign fighters' names

patrick: yeah i know i used to be fluent in 8 or 9 languages now i can probably only speak 5 or 6

THE FOOKING SLAV IS FOOKING RAAAAWWWW

wwwwwwwwwwwew

To get a good get they would have to make it in America or Ireland.
Only the Texas commission would be reckless enough to make that fight or maybe the Irish governing body could be bought off.

if conor wins this next fight

floyd v conor is 100% his next fight, he and dana are ALL about the money, so it will happen

Feels good knowing my boy will KO Holloway for the title before the end of 2017

>have way longer reach than your opponent
>set a record for least accurate striking
Marnoz is like a worse Struve.

I truly don't understand how every here doesn't listen to this.

youtu.be/1fdPD86229A

>KO Holloway
>for the title

what title

>THE OIRISH BUILT THIS FOOKIN CITY YEH
>Crowd cheers

Was he right?

*Our boy

he's not your boy

by loosening your definition of natty :^)

>Dr. Patrick Wyman: Moroz should not be sanctioned to fight Calderwood
>Beats her in 2 minutes

he was left

FOOK MARK HENRY

>champions at the end of 2017
HW: Jones
LHW: Rumble
MW: Weidman
WW: Thompson
LW: Brooks
FW: Pettis
BW: Cruz
FW: Elliot

Dude the fight is getting commissioned.

If the CM Punk can get commissioned to fight in the UFC with ZERO experience in any form of combat sports (they actually cited his experience in WWE as a reason for the exemption) they will certainly commission Conor to fight in a pro boxing match. Don't forget that Conor was an amateur boxer before he was a mixed martial artist.

Can someone who donates to Heavy Hands ask Pat who his favourite Roman emperor is and why? Thank you. Also I have a rottweiler named Trajan and I'm wondering if he approves.

you are so strange..

be 5'8 roided manlet

/r/iamverysmart

You're so far beneath him that there is literally nothing that you could possibly say that would be insulting to him. It's like if a stinking homeless man came up to you and tried to insult you, you'd just laugh in his bum face and move on.

Non Texan boxing comissions try to hold up some semblance of standards.

Literal and unironically autism
mobile.twitter.com/mpmorea

Also James Toney got commissioned to fight against motherfucking Randy Couture at like 43 years old.

fedderweight lad

yes he is you fuck

Who's the most boring relevant fighter?

>LW:Brooks

Lol you made me chuckle

Tie between Daniel Cormier and Dom Cruz.
ey, bot those boring snoozers have the initials DC.

Can you think of any other fighters with the initials DC?

Khabib desu

>semblance of standards.
>in human cock fighting

The fight will outsell May-Pac and you're saying the commission will say no to it? The fat cats in charge of the decision will each get $1 million each to sanction it.

m8

The Chris
youtu.be/ibkUbQuRS1E?t=12m42s

>cruz
>boring

dude is a piece of garbage fighter

IS THIS ATTAINABLE NATURALLY?

cerrone
lawler
nate
conor

Yes

Yeah he's trash.

ffs

can eddie handle one of conor's lefts?

Some of us premier minds do, just a few outspoken greasy faced cucks that dont

yes

Which hotel are the UFC fighters staying at for free in NYC?

(You)'re my boy.

Conor will be Donald Trump's guest in the Trump Tower Penthouse.

The rest of the fighters will be sharing rooms at the Comfort Suites Inn.

Jeremy Stephens gets a broom closet at the Motel 6.

the last time i was there i stayed at the marriott marquis and someone committed suicide by jumping inside the hotel

Shogun, Cro Cop, Arlovski, Chael, Jacare

How do you think burgers achieve their prodigious obesity rates?

nope, stance and reach advantage gonna be too much

checkin' if

rest of them will be stuck in jersey city or some shit and have to take the PATH train in

Are Irish or part Irish people the GOAT fighters?

There is 1 (one) good Irish fighter and he isn't even nearly goat tier

>on the verge of becoming 2 division champ

those train drivers unironically make more than most fighters

>5' 10

they do more than most actually, it's a "high risk job"

I was talking about Joe Duffy

WE NEED AN OP WITH HELPFUL LINKS

IF WE DONT MAKE ONE...

HEEM MIGHT DIE!

Guys... this is really important!!

you're pathetic

Got 'em

How many title defences does he have sir

it's also like a ridiculous federal crime to fuck with them, i used to always see the signs in the train about the over-the-top punishments

Needs blonde hair and chest tattoo.

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>Joe Duffy
>Irish

NEW

kill urself.

Train drivers make surgeon level money?

>train
>driver
they're called pilots you idiot

Just off ethnicity:

1. Islanders
2. Slavs
3. Dindus
4. Italian/Irish/Scotts split (the fiery whites)

for metro north yeah, amtrak probably about the same, fucking unions

locomotive engineers at that company lol

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what happened to him?

Holy shit, now I know why a pack of smokes is like $14 in Jew York lel.

Slavs and Islanders are not better than Dindus.

Much love brit bro

>supposed to be all champs
>has paper champion DC on his list

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not sure
maybe he was rusty

*Scots

But thanks for not saying Scotch.

>fully vested skilled tradesmen earn more than rookie fighters

No way. You mean the unionized men and women responsible for moving trains earn more than $50k a year? What a shocking revelation. Does the media know about this?

In the US, poor white trash descend almost exclusively from Scots and potatoes. It's really quite incredible.

It's a shame they fell from grace. I suppose when you move away from the glorious Caledonian landscapes to a country that invented spray-on cheese, even the GOAT genes will be sullied.

da fuck is that thing?

My first time making a heem, get in here

>uk
>relevant to anything on the global stage

wew lad you really triggered me

Scottish decendance here (that calderwood fan)

Clan Boyd lad

yes, but u can also buy a 09 gtr for 60 grand take it to a random shop fart 25k to 30k into it and have a car that punches way above it weight class. and can hang with most hyper cars. And would eat alive a amg gtr.

>tumblr

>fagot

Good lad.

I train at her old gym, the Griphouse in Glasgow, and she was back briefly a couple months ago for some reason. I'm glad she moved to Tristar though, even if it means I can't bask in her qt glow. I unironically think she's got what it takes to be champ for sure.

Agreed, that's pretty sweet you train at her old gym. You trying to do anything with it or is it just for like general fitness?

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Yeah just general muay thai obsession and fitness. I've thought about competing before but then I remember what it feels like when someone checks my kicks.

It's a good gym with really cool people, but looks totally run down compared to the shit I see in the US and Canada. It is cool seeing semi-famous people now and again, Kavanagh was in a while back with a couple of his SGB fighters.

Sounds like a really cool and genuine atmosphere, how long have you been doing muay thai? I've been boxing in a shitty little gym in Portland Oregon for about 4 years now.

Nice, I still want to do some proper boxing classes to fix some holes in my guard, but yeah I've been doing muay thai for about 5 years now. Do jiu jitsu when I can too.

I'm 30 now, and constantly wish that I'd got into it when I was really young, but oh well. Could still bite the bullet and do a Robin Black and rack up a tasty 4-5 record by the time I'm 42.

You do it for fitness too?

Yeah, I was a bit of a lard 4 years ago and I'd wanted to try boxing forever so I finally bit the bullet and it's the best choice I've ever made, I went from a fat 260 to a lean 160. I've been working on building muscle. 172 last time I checked.

Holy shit wd. We're almost the weight, think I'm slightly less. Can't even imagine what being 260 pounds would feel like. I came from the other side, skelly mode to building upper body. How tall are you?

*almost the same weight

6'1" (or 185.4 cm lol)

Very decent, for sure gets some kicks in your arsenal, it's just a waste of height if you don't have a solid teep to keep little barking Edmund style goofs at bay.

Very good point. I'm 22 so I may end up actually doing something with all this but I'd wanna have a more complete arsenal.

Shit you're no age at all, still got shitloads of time to develop, I'm jelly.

Best of luck to you homie, keep spreading the /heem/

If I ever fight professionally i'll make sure my nickname is "heem"

I can't wait to see twisters again

When you fall asleep and wake up hours later to see some one has responded to you.

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