/mlb/ general - Future HOF Edition

>Chris Russo going to be on the MLB Tonight set during the games

Cautious.jpg

Which team is closest?

The M's could use the help!

#bringbackthe9gameworldseries

The Braves

Seriously now, which state?

Then the Braves

There ya go then. As a general rule you should probably pull for the team that's easiest for you to actually go and see

Where do you live?

Phillies it is then.

Royals

>tfw offense is shit and half of them are FAs next year anyway

>Brad Ausmus on bad weather: "I've learned to take forecasts with a grain of salt. It's an inexact science. Much like bullpen usage."

Bears desu

>Tebow hits a homer off some no name picture who has probably has the skills of a high school player and they already screaming GOAT

when will this Tebow meme die

Should player WAR account for teams' situation?

I.e. If a player hits a home run in the thick of a division race in a close game as opposed to a player hitting a home run in garbage time of a blowout after both teams involved are already eliminated?

One definitely doesn't hold the same weight as the other.

thats why WPA exists

never

he's shattered the mold

hes a GAMER

>picture
My dad calls pictures, as in a picture you would hang on the wall, "pitchers".

TEBOQ

He's redefined the position

OFFICIAL TOP 5 UNIFORMS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

Yankees
Pirates
Giants
White Sox
Tigers

This is objectively correct

PLAYMAKER

>jints
>pie rats
>whos
no

Is there a medical limit for lasagna consumption before it becomes hazardous?

ur wrong tho

You must be fun at parties

>Yankees
Classic
>Pirates
Yes
>Giants
No
>White Sox
Who?
>Tigers
No

It's Yankees AND Dodgers. Literally impeccable and timeless.

Second tier are Giants, Cards, Tigers.

Third tier is who cares.

If you disagree u a hating piece of shit (which you clearly are because omitted the Dodgers)

SHOTCALLER

yes

what's your list then? oh right you don't have one lmao

Jays uniforms are just beautiful

Dodgers are nice, they're in the 6-10 spot, they're just a little too boring and generic for me to be in the top 5

Also I want to replace Tigers with Cardinals

Yes. The point immediately prior to your stomach tearing and spilling its contents into your abdominal cavity.

I'm more fun than a barrel of monkeys desu senpai

>57 game hit streak
>hitting over 400
Which is more likely to happen again?

Streak.

Freeman is a 30 ganes right now and nobody gives a fuck. But when Xander had his 18 game a notification appeared.

Okay I think I'm in good shape then

atuve would have hit .400 this season if his team fixed their stadium lights

>.377 on the road vs .303 at home

Hitting over .400

But Joe Dimmagio and Ted Williams rising from the dead is more likely than either of those 2

No

memes

Bradley Jr. also had 29 and ESPN rode his dick for it. Another example of media bias towards the Sox

>Yankees
>plain home uni
>no alt
>objectively correct
'no'

>that guy in the middle is a professional baseball player
top kek

Tony Gwynn hit .394 through 110 games in the strike season, while nobody has even come close to breaking the hitting streak. So everyone saying the streak is wrong

Is that idubbbz and frankelsucio up front?

ayyy that's pretty gud

george brett got pretty close but I think he correctly identified that the media will make it impossible for anyone to do it with how much attention and pressure they would give you

m.mlb.com/news/article/14748648//

> On May 21, after going 0-for-6 in an extra-inning loss to Oakland, he was batting .247. From that point on until he first nudged the average over .400 on Aug. 17, he went 105-for-226, batting .465 for nearly three months.

>On Sept. 19, 1980, the "Brett Watch" front-page feature in newspapers coast to coast noted his batting average as .400 with 14 games remaining on his Kansas City Royals' schedule. Four months later than anyone had sported a .400 average since Ted Williams had last attained that unattainable number 39 years earlier.

tigers-indians

Is biagini this years kowasaki

guys

toronto bjays vs baltimore orioles game thread

goddamn /r/baseball is fire this week

Not exactly, I'd say it's split between him and Grilli.

hey guys jays thread here

Biagini is a funny guy but Kawasaki has something special in his ability to create joy for everyone in a 100m radius. That interview with buck and hazel during the postseason last year still makes me chuckle.

mets-marlins

Yes they do. WAR isn't a measure of a player's contributions to a playoff race, it's a measure of a player's performance.

More proof that Freddie Freeman is the most underrated player in baseball.

>reddit
>fun

how many sons does ur wife have

>when u see it

only 3 but they're all black so it's cool

>Raiders and Doyers

of course

Everyone here is lying when they say they don't go to r/baseball or their team's subreddit

The raiders one is pretty nice

Phillies vs. Barfs

Lmoa I didn't even see the raiders one

He's having an unbelievable season

There's better alternatives

All other sites I've found for talking about baseball are too slow moving

Depends on your team really

Well are you going to give me a site or what?

www.Channel4.org/sports/béisbol

What's your team?

They want to keep him, but Barves could get a huge haul for him if they traded him this offseason, he's had great numbers before this year, he's only 27, and he has a few more years of control on him too

Where are the Astros fans? They said I should count them out yet.

That's not important

>Indians cucking Fulmer out of the ERA title

Terry, come have have a seat

Its weird how they honestly thought their team was good enough to take the division over the Based Rangers

Sorry Houston, you gotta win a silver boot before you take the AL West Crown from the Rangers.

Canadians were a mistake

You tried to post on the Jays gamethread, didn't you?

Russo, Kenny, and Plesac on the screen at the same time is hard to watch. Russo and Kenny should never be in the room at the same time.

if the seven hours of mlb tonight dot get you rock hard you are not a baseball fan and you need leave this thread immediately

forget what you know about this sport and go watch commercial or cuck hoops

faggot

Plesac a dumbass. Don't know why they have a nigga a stupid as him on television much less on an analytics show.

man Indians are trash with the bases loaded. no matter how good we are we can't get it done when it's juiced

I'd rather them just show a game. There's so many important games on right now

Mets/Marlins
Jays/O's
Indians/Tigers
Cardinals/Reds about to start

But that's probably why they're doing this, because there's a lot to cover

>bases loaded 0 out
>popout to 3B
>popout to 2B
>groundout to 2B
>0 runs scored
just end my life

I don't know if this has been posted already but here's the Teboq donger

m.mlb.com/video/topic/21753540/v1192846283/tebow-talks-about-his-first-professional-home-run/?partnerId=as_mlb_20160928_66388846&adbid=781281676848533504&adbpl=tw&adbpr=2575581534

That's a long link.

Reds vs. Cardinals

It got worse

Tell me about it. I'm starting to hate the Jays because of their posters.
>tfw ABJ

I don't even bother in game threads anymore.

>braves trading freeman
>ever

>White Sox are extending Robin

KEK

Cubs are extending Theo

>FUCK YEAH

I want to, but it's just so terrible now. Sorry you have to deal with that

F*ck Liriano btw

>(You)
>reading comprehension

I said that they won't, but if they did they could score huge dividends

If I can't even handle them idk how an opposing team is supposed to

Talk about it here then. And why the fuck is Trumbo not hitting dingers?

>tfw no qtpie wilson ramos catcher

We can still do it!

Liriano is locating like a madman, getting critical Ks despite all the balls

you just said they wanted to keep him not that they won't trade him

Teams who will get exposed the most in the post-season:

AL:
>Boston
Porclelo, the bullpen, and all of their pitchers.

NL:
>cucks
Lelster, Arrieta, Hendricks, will all be exposed. Bryant and Rizzo will also be exposed. Maddon will be exposed.

Dodgers feast or famine offense will be exposed

>Maddon will be exposed.
He's been exposed since 08

i see really any NL team besides mets getting exposed, since they have nothing to expose.
doyers rotation(with kershaw that shouldn't even be hard lmfao), cubes in general, and walgreens' offense w/o ramos (and maybe judas and HEY FUCK YOU)

>tfw either the Doyers or Walgreens will make the NLCS

I don't think this semen slurping league is for me

>kershaw
>postseason

Boston's offense will compensate for that. They don't strike out much and have half the lineup hitting 270 or more.

Rays White Sox thread where?

I know it was delayed did it start again?

>Hopper
>Murph
>Ramos
>Strasburg

One more injury to Mad Max, and you'll see what its been like to be a Mets fan for the last 6 months.

>Mets are the only team with injuries

Zim has had extended DL stints, Revere was out for the first part of the season, Joe Ross is just getting back, almost every bullpen guy has missed time.

Stop blaming the fact that the mest got BTFO this year on injuries and just accept that they were bad this year.

>m-m-muh i-injuries
Meanwhile.....the most injured team of all time clinched last week

White sox vs. rays

All scrubs though

Where where you when the Cy Young became a meaningless award?

I thought Cy Young's were more important than rings tho

I was watching Colon post a 1-5 with a 5+ era in 2006

Literally only an autist with no understanding of human connection and teamwork could post this

top kek

It's an ironic post that threat was full of shit

>It's an ironic post
Of course it was

Why are the Orioles even playing at this point? For the double humiliation they'll face in the wildcard? Give up already

i cannot believe how shit the jays fanbase on Cred Forums is

its literally turning me against my own team i cant believe you people deal with this shit, how have you not filtered all canadian flags by now

The leaf menace needs to be dealt with desu

Its just the game threads m8. Stay clear and you'll be ok for the most part.

at least we btfo Fulmer again

>Freddie Freeman has a 30 game hit streak
>literally no one notices because he's on the Barves
How very sad

>world cup of hockey in canada isn't as popular as the blue gays
>people say baseball is dying

Tribebro, we got a gamethread

>Le freeman is the best player no one knows about meme
Hes been good for years stupid motherfukcers just show's how much u actually watch baseball. Slow start but he's otherwise been himself. Everyone in the NL pitches to him with care

Because the Canadians generally steamroll the competition. The jay are actually playing competitive games which get interesting.

LOL John fucking Jaso just hit for the cycle

who?

dude weed lmao

How does anyone feel any dignity calling another grown man "Big Papi"?

white guy with dreads

These Cubs announcers sound like they're on their period when things don't go their way .

Fuck both these faggots

Everyone calls one another papi in the Caribbean and Latin America. Stay ignorant pigskin

That's pretty gay piss guzzler

Where did you hear that?

>no reply because you're just a baiting faggot who literally serves no purpose in this world

>MLB Tonight
>Pedro strikes out Pena and Smoltz

...

jays about to blow it

BASED GOOK

...

O's Mets World Series when?

COL Rockies vs SF Giants

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>mets
>sucess in sports
Kys

This year. Wild card teams go all the way again

Dude HOMERUNS lmao

50

>jays bullpen
>jays offense

there it is, that feeling of despair setting in

...

Works everytime

need a screenshot of Osunas face after that Kim HR

its a feeling he hasnt had a chance to really feel since coming up to the majors

Mets

good, maybe now he will stop being a fucking cunt and hanging meatball sliders and fastballs in the zone anytime its not a save situation

can you imagine how shit this bullpen is going to be next year with osuna figured out, no benoit or cecil, nobody coming up through the minors and the FO being too cheap to pay for a FA reliever?

we might break the record the reds set this year

>all this papa johns shilling on mlb network

PAPA SLAM

Before I get back to writing my Shakespeare paper, I just wanted to post two things:

Best Latino* Pitchers of the 21st Century:
1. Pedro Martinez
2. Mariano Rivera
3. Felix Hernandez
4. Johan Santana
5. Jose Fernandez

Also, I'm fucking HYPED and AMPED and EXCITED that the Cubs signed the elite trio for another 5 years.

>*Pissboi's fucked up definitions of race/ethnicity/anything-ever need not apply

You Cleveland fags are either trolling in the thread or retarded. Which one?

Fuck, that's a nice blog.

>Kimbrel
>Betances
>Osuna

Britton carries that division of shit closers.

Why is he the greatest right handed hitter of all-time?

>3rd most HRs in Tigers history

King Lear > Hamlet > the rest

He's not even the greatest active right handed hitter.

fernandez switch with johan

i can't fucking BELIEVE ill never see jose throw another pitch. i never appreciated him enough ;-;

I don't know Cleveland fans are incapable of understanding weather and think they could play a doubleheader tomorrow LOL

Thanks, Poverty Man.

For the tragedies, yes. But I'm more fond of his comedies. To me, Feste is like 2015 Jake Arrieta and Touchstone is 2016 Kyle Hendricks.

>Yankees
Overrated
>Pirates
True, very GOAT
>Giants
No
>White Sox
The black ones are nice, desu
>Tigers
No

1.5/5, apply yourself next time.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>RED KEKS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what

71552203
Holy shit you're dumb

red sox cucked lel

LMAOOOOO

If Tigers had a black with orange outlines and nothing else, it would be sick

If the Red Sox were REAL NIGGAS they would have rushed the field and started celebrating

>You just witnessed Mark Teixeira's last HR

stat wise pujols is better but miguel has been more valuable to his team. he's gotten on base more, added protection, and is just a god. i just prefer miggy tho i see where u come from

@71552279
>complain about having to play in rain
>better postpone and doubleheader them in some more rain

:^) no (you) for you either

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71515954/#71535279

Mark Teixeira hit a walk-off grandslam off Joe Kelly right after Craig Kimbrel was terrible. Also it was Teixeria's first regular season walk-off homer

That would be some hilarious shit, imagine the sox jumping with tex at home plate

71552321
>monday
>on monday

Dumb and illiterate

>Red Sox
>Wild Card

That's a special kind of BTFO

Thanks Yanks
Today was a good day

I don't get your point, the red sox lost on purpose because the only way to clinch the division was a loss tonight.

Here's your (you) though

He's cranky, it's past his bed time.

...

Hey, Craig!

71552349
So now you want to play Monday? Top kek make up your mind.

Is yadi HOF

71552388
Literally illiterate
>Then play a double header monday.
Don't post again

>Washington Nationals Verified account @Nationals 4m4 minutes ago
>Tonight’s game has been officially called due to inclement weather. Diamondbacks win, 3-0.

Scoreless outing for Shelby Miller. He'll take whatever he can get.

>but miguel has been more valuable to his team.
Any way you want to slice it, that's just not true. Whether it's by WAR or by traditional stuff like the fact that Pujols carried the Cards to 2 WS titles.
Time will tell if age hits Miggy as hard as it did Pujols though. I don't think there's much chance for him to catch up.
And eventually Trout will pass both of them up.

Agreed, but the current unis are just boring.

I don't know why they don't go black and orange.

>quiet when it's a tie game
>complain when you lose the lead that the game should have still been in delay

wew

>And eventually Trout will pass both of them up.
HGH will stop him

I will forgive all the insufferable canadians if you sweep the red cux in the playoffs, please, please.

Dusty Baker is a quitter.

>first post is "holy shit you're dumb"
>expects me to deduct from that comment that you want to play a doubleheader on Monday

Before you bring up the second reply, you clearly expected me to know that from the start so don't give me the bullshit.

I actually agree with you. I would be fine with the DH on Monday.

>catch up
i never denied that statiscally pujols>miggy. i'm just saying he provided protection and that him and fielder were the 2012/2013 tiggers (plus scherzer/verlander). and i agree that trout is the greatest player of this generation(equivalent of kershit). although he is quite SUS

Fucking Rags

Fuck bombston

wait they actually want to play a double header?
do they indians even care about the post season? that is stupid as fuck

let tigers win the night beat their ass tomorrow don't risk it

Some of us work and can't watch full games all the time. Anyway, Tigers fans are always quiet in gamethreads until they pull a lead. The leaf is the only consistent poster, don't bring up >""""fan""" bullshit.

I don't understand why you're so mad about what shouldn't be a controversial comment.

>expects me to deduct from that comment that you want to play a doubleheader on Monday
It was in the thread, and it was even quoted. You're the one that kept bringing up tomorrow when I and other user dropped it.

>I actually agree with you. I would be fine with the DH on Monday.
Then that's the end of it.

We agree yay. Have a goodnight man

fuck no towers city

>if you don't come on Cred Forums every day and meet your supposed post quota in your respective team's gamethread then that means you're a bad fan

lol

We don't "want" a double-header, I just made a comment in the thread that it sucks to have a tarp come on the field only after it's an official game when it's been raining hard non-stop for 2-3 full innings.

An automatic L hurts the chances for seeding but they were probably going to lose anyway.

why did the injuns rest their starters yesterday when they could still win the conference

...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REDS WIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Because Tito is an absolute madman

It's going to rain all day tomorrow

>9th inning
>Cardinals down 1
>Leadoff triple
>Ground out
>Pop out
>Ground out

ty based reds

>lead off triple
>don't tie the game
>lose
Fuk u cards, thanks resd

>a Stanks fan on TV
>a Mest fan IRL

Gets that gray matter goin

WHY

THE

FUCK

ARE

THE

INJUNS

RESTING

THEIR PLAYERS

WHEN THEY

COULD

GET

THE

CONFERENCE

TITLE

AND

HOMEFIELD

ADVANTAGE

Will the Mariners ever be more than 10 above .500?

I think they only rested yesterday brah

WHY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

Thanks Reds.
Sorry about the sweep earlier.

...

They did for one game lol who cares

Because that's what teams do after they clinch and they're hungover. Plus it was Verlander vs Clevinger so not much chance for a win anyway.

TIGERS WIN!

>play a bunch of hungover players risking injury

>mfw the jays did this last year and it cost them the AL pennant

The Mets are the most successful expansion franchise in baseball.

>Indians let little brother get a win to fuck over Baltimore
How cute

after traveling to NYC for two series in two years and seeing my resd swept by the yanks AND the mest, i'm used to it

>who are the royals for 500 alex

Napoli and Lindor namely had been slumping and needed rest. Tito wanted the rest of the crew to just enjoy the first division title in 9 years, first ever post-season for many of them.

How did resting in the regular season make them lose the CS?

>lose the conference by one win because you wanted to get drunk over a literally irrelevant milestone

welp can cross that team off the postseason race
kys hows your playoff push going again?

It's the first time they won the division in the while, so they wanted to enjoy it.

...

I'm pretty sure Tito would know more about managing his team than some leafcuck.

they are pretty much the same, but mets have a slight edge coming from a royals fan

mets: 2 WS wins, 5 NL pennant, 6 division champ
royals: 2 WS wins, 4 AL pennant, 7 division champ

did you know your tap water has trace amounts of fecal matter in it so youre actually consuming shit everyday of your life
definitely not lol
watch that cost them everything lol (cap it)

>conference

...

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Leave our Hues alone, leaf

lol its clearly the blue jays you dumb fucking amerifats, jays woulda threepeated in the 90s so america literally shut down the league in 94 to stop that from happening kek plus that fucking faggot neckbeard reaching in and grabbing that ball is the only reason kansas shitty beat the jays last year

I'll laugh since I don't care about the AL comedy central

Oh great it's the leaf v hue shitflinging contest again

That was a fucking solid Betances impression from Kimbrel. He nailed it down to the very last detail.

It won't cost them nearly as much as being unironically 4-14 against a division rival.

if the race for the second WC spot goes down to the wire, will the Giants use Bumgarner before next Wednesday?

its called the (ALCS) The American League Conference Series for a reason my uninformed americuck :))

71552810
nice bait. Going to get some takers.

> He nailed it

at least he can nail something

kys
kys
no theyre all fucking cancr
this neckbeard faggot is probably the only reason why kansas shitty won it all last year instead of the based jays
kys

Nobody correct him. It will be funnier this way.

>American League Conference Series

Canadian Baseball was a mistake

>
the C is for CHAMPIONSHIP

Because we didn't get enough last night.

Fuck, how do you filter flags again?

Fuck you Reds. Fuck you very much.

Anyone watching the ginats on ESPN? I think Jeremy Affeldt is mentally retarded. Why the fuck is he commentating?

BAITED

FUCKING

HARD

CANADA

WINS

AGAIN

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>maddon does retarded things since his team is stacked as fuck
>wow boys he is the best11!!1!

fuck you too buddy

O's bros didn't need the help tho

don't listen to him, we love you
any chance you could do it again tomorrow?

>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>Amsinger, Harold, and Pedro are on MLB Tonight together for the 1st time in over a month
>Watching ESPN instead

/heem/ yourself my man

Only a retard couldnt smell that bait, sorry bud, but in these turns of events, you're the retard

Did Fulmer get enough innings to qualify?

strails has been a monster this year, for no reason whastoever

and we already beat reyes once this month

why not?

>even other states use the little brother meme

you would fit right in Ann Arbor.

> teboq will never deposit his pure holy seed in your pulsing boyhole

>Canadian damage control

>liking those three faggots
>watching studio talk over a live game

WOW

Todd Frazier has hit 40 home runs.

Nope. Taken out in like the 3rd or 4th.

today was a bad day

based
we can't afford to burn syndergaard before the WC, so gotta clinch before Sunday

son, you're a lost cause.

i just realized the wildcard is fucking retarded

>play 162 games

>even if the number 4 seed has 5 or even 10 more wins than the #5 seed, it all comes down to one game anyways in the WC game

no

Thank you based Resd. Also Bruce is finally coming around for >us as well

No, but guess who has one more start vs the Braves

>american retardation

also trip on my retarded cuckees tripfaggot

> i just realized the wildcard is fucking retarded
> just realized

Castellanos?

never needed to care until now

It should just be the top team of each league in the World Series. Fuck the rest of the playoffs.

...

>rags

You can get some good Baseball in the Wild Card though. The AL Wild Card in 2014 was a great game.
(You)

>you will never play professional baseball
>you will never bear hug your teammates after a grueling walk-off victory
>you will never sing victory songs with your mates in the locker-room after a big win
>you will never share jokes and funny stories as you shower with the lads
>you will never slap every teammate's touch just a little too hard
>you will never "accidentally" full-frontal brush up against a barely legal Dominican boy that speaks no English that and then have passionate intercourse sharing boipussy every day from spring to fall
>you will never play professional baseball

Someone is mad that the giants are going to sneak in and win the whole thing once again.

> The AL Wild Card in 2014 was a great game

you mistyped "the greatest single game of baseball in history"

You must be lost. The soccer thread is thataway

The WC is not the problem. With three divisions per league, it's perfectly reasonable and it keep the end of the year play interesting.

The problem is the second WC and the WC game.

>you will never cry together after losing your player , friend and brother

This. The Jews sold out for more money

>all this leaf shitposting

what is actually wrong with us lads?

That's boring as fuck, why wouldn't you want more baseball? Are you one of those homoed sexuals?

leave the even years to me

>rags

>lover

that one's a tiggers fan

>thataway
I bet you're real fucking cute thinking that Huh? I bet you smiled like the stupid fat fuck you are when you typed that huh? I bet you smiled ear to ear thinking you're the cutest fucking cunt ever well no one fucking laughed at your pathetic joke

What's the next joke you're going to tell me? What's the next "thataway" of fucking jokes you have left? That you're a national fan?

>Sean is a tigers fan

What a fucking uggo. Fucking get a haircut it's not the 70s anymore.

Rude

i just realized the playoffs is fucking retarded

>play 162 games

>even if the number 1 seed has 10 or even 15 more wins than the #4 seed, it all comes down to one five-game series anyways

>Tonight was Tex's FIRST ever walk-off homer in the regular season

I wouldn't have even guessed it. He's had two clutch home runs these past two games. What a way to go out.

who?

t. team 18 games under .500

Is a leaf queef getting uppity ITT?

newfag

:^)

Who /gettingrapedbytheRockies/ here?

Giants reporting in

Daily reminder that the Mets eliminated the Cusb from the NLCS on the exact day that Back to the Future II predicted they would win the World Series.
The name of the billy goat that cursed the Cusb? Murphy, who was not allowed INSIDE Wrigley Field during the 1945 World Series.
The MVP of the 2015 NLCS? Daniel Murphy, a second baseman who hit a home run INSIDE Wrigley Field in the both games that Chicago hosted during that series.

>Blue Jays have blown 3 saves in the past 4 games
>Kimbrel walked the bases loaded with no outs

I'm still waiting on Britton to do his Betances impression. The rest of the AL East has already showed theirs.

how mad will /r/mlb be when we land Trout?

oops, no windians

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Yankees will get him

>we

>junts

Real giants fan reporting. We're about to get hot once chappedmen starts to slip.

(You)

not worried at all famalam, once shitsuna gets demoted to set up man and based biagini takes over the closer role we will be in a better position to compete in the postseason

-me-

yeah 1 run is a rape

fuck off LA SCUM

Canada is going to make the fucking playoffs again
it's not right

Make baseball great again

yes an entire fucking series not one fucking game

try to keep up you fucking maple cuck

No, we're getting him. He already said he doesn't want to go a massive market.

Wasn't last year their first time in the playoffs in 20+ years?
>choking to the roylels

Has he been shit all September or something? I don't remember him fucking up earlier this season

>raindians

>Canada is going to make the fucking playoffs again
>implying false implications

Nats still mad about 2014

>dodgers have kershaw , hill and maeda ready for Giants
NO MERCY

I'm on my phone watching padres fuck us so I don't have my dodger images

Instead I'll post this just pretend this white national hate image frog is wearing a dodgers hat and is dodger blue

> tfw new gf effectively moves in to your place

kill me lads

>They

/mustard/ master race

An onion is fine too.

>the Mets bandwagon will die soon

Feels good man.

>start 2015 Greinke and Kershaw 4 of 5 games
>lose series

>letting her
That is a (you) problem

hes always been extremely fortunate with BABIP and fly ball outs despite having a crazy low GB rate(around 33%) and lately hes just been giving up massive hard contact

also thats not getting into how he literally doesnt give a shit unless its a save situation

I seriously think it'll happen the last game against you lot.
Horrible feeling, but it's there.

Biagini looks pretty good, desu

He's going childhood team Phillies.

>162 game season
>coming down to three to five games

wtf does it prove they may as well just do a one game playoff

Wow, you sound like a weak bitch.

>tfw bye week until next wednesday
feels good

>There are """""""""people""""""""" in this very thread that put mustard on a hot dog instead of ketchup

They shouldn't even serve hot dogs to you guys at games

This

>you now remember the filthies
>you now remember the jaundice

fuck off normie

TROUT'S COMING TO PHILLY?? I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.

>instead of

Now THIS is bait

Like ketchup more than mustard but can only eat dog with mustard.

sweet onions >>>>>>>> ketchup = mustard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chili >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vomit >>>> tomatoes, pickles, and celery salt

>mixing NLDS with regular season potential to kick off team from post season
Dark knight
Big sexy
Thor
DeGod
Whatever autistic name metz has

No one takes the metrohetero serious

Fuck Cueto's starting tomorrow? that'll be a must watch game

The GREAT Pedro Martinez just said that Michael Fulmer is the AL ROTY

>doesn't eat chili cheese footlongs

I thought /mlb/ was the good general

>Dark Knight

LITERALLY forgot this chump existed

>white sox decide to go on a 5 game winning streak after they were mathematically eliminated

Is this art?

thank you for your terrible contribution
>ever consuming chicken anuses, beaks and tendons

lol

mah tribebro

And ketchup cheats.

Nothing wrong with stadium mustard on your hot dog.

I'd like to see Britton go perfect this year, tee bee aytch. He's had a monster of a season.

However, today made me realize how much I love to see teams experience what we have to, so my opinion on his perfect season might change if they're given the chance.
>18.47
>8 losses

Fucking shit, I didn't realize your bullpen was THAT much of a problem. I was always under the impression that Osuna was pretty shutdown.

>everyone claims games in april dont matter
>playoff hopes coming down to winning a few games at the end of september
>if they just won the games in april they wouldnt be in this position in the first place

you now remember zack wheeler

mustard = reddit
ketchup = Cred Forums
mustard + ketchup = patrician

Cueto going to pitch a complete game shut out until the last batter and give up a game losing homer and tear his groin simultaneously.

>actually cucking themselves out of the draft

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>babby league

end your pitiful "life"

>I didn't realize your bullpen was THAT much of a problem
>31 losses by the bullpen this season, second only to the twins and historically bad reds

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Another mets pitcher falling victim to memechanics

Leave the Ketchup to me

>they don't have Bertman in their ballpark

Whew lad

...

April games count for 3/5s of a win

>orioles fans booed the based chinaman at the start of the season

How many Bryce Harper pics do you have saved?

...

No one says games don't matter, they say standings don't matter. And it's true. If it weren't, the White Sox would be the best team in the AL right now.

>Bertman's
Literally the GOAT condiment desu

reminder that when you wllingfully consume hotdogs you are actually in fact consuming a hundreds of chicken anuses, beaks, talons and otherwise other parts of the chicken they couldnt sell individually so they grind it up in a paste and you americlaps gurgle these anuses down and proclaim "mhmm delicious"

>italy is known for inventing pizza
>greece is known for inventing pitas
>canada invented poutine
>portugal is known for inventing the hamburger

>america is known for inventing grinded up chicken anuses

really makes you ponder

Giants confirmed for fucked. Should I stop watching and fap instead?

Giants 2012,2014
Royals 2014,2015
Mets2015
Tigers in 2006
Athletics every time they win the west
Off the top of my head recent memory

We all forgot because in the middle of the season they kind of unshit themeselves. Didn't see as many bullpen woe posts as usual.

If you ever get a chance, just watch some Angels games if you can. If only to see an absolute madman in his prime.

Giants won that trade.

was chris sale ripping his jersey the greatest /mlb/ moment of the year or was it the punch

I have a confession to make, /mlb/.

I have to admit that I fap to Buster Posey pictures and videos at least once a night. You might say I "bust-on Posey" regularly. He's a handsome man and a more valuable player than Kershaw, nevermind any of the other scrubs on the Dodgers. Bumgarner is a handsome dude too desu.
>iwn have the fortune to be born in San Francisco and be a Giants fan
It's hard to live this charade, senpaitachi.

Canada known for literally nothing.

>babby leaguers are so assmad that they're trying to push their name onto the American league
lol, not gonna happen

Now you remember Dominic Brown

i just listed what canada is known for in that post you raging faggot anus eater

They might have to. AFAIK Cueto still isn't fully healthy and Samardzija is prone to laying random eggs.

Monday's Mets/Marlins was the greatest moment of MLB this year.

they didnt unshit themselves, we got rid of chavez and storen and it literally improved the pen simply by removing them from the equation.

if it wasnt for biagini and osuna, we would be rivaling the reds bullpen in terms of historically bad relief pitching right now

Not true, they have that rapper. Fake, or something like that.

/mlb/ not MLB

You now remember Shea Hillenbrand

Babby league autism at its finest, but nice consecs tb h

>get to watch this postseason with no anxiety and am not mad at all about the season

feels comfy man

fangraphs faggots projected us to win 70 something games again, we regress hard and lose many players to injury and we still end up with a winning record.

You now remember that the Tampa Bay Rays have been to a world series more recently than your shit team

what did the thread do, scream rigged?

Still getting cucked by your mother country France.

Bumgarner's the only one I don't want to face in the WC, and it seems like we have a good chance of Thor being available
pls take it down to the wire with the cards

>Implying it would matter even if we had a higher draft pick with this FO

france didnt invent poutine you silly anus eater

Says the trip rping as bryce "maymay" harper

Madcum will shoot one down your throats

the gamethread?

everyone was so emotionally invested. Colon gave up a meatball to Dee Gordon. His first HR of the year. Gary Cohen said it best. Something like i dont care who you're rooting for in this game. that was perfect.

stop replying to leafs pls

except me im okay

What happens to rockies pitchers in the middle of the season that they just randomly start to suck

>yfw Kenny trades picks for Arod

ALWAYS

>mfw

>randomly
>start

the tch, altitude, and fact that colorado doesn't allow gas stations or grocery stores to sell beer all gets to them at once

>Middle

none of this had to do with the gamethread

Agreed, dude. They still played decent baseball despite being hurt and getting constantly Yosted by Joakim Soria. Plus now they can rest the memes for a magical 2017
Let's go Royals
Also go Cubs, I guess

>trades picks

>bumgarner's start is Friday
fug
inb4 1-0 loss

> harold's assclown suit

bruh...

...

>Arod
Alex is small time now.
So Mets, I heard that Tebow hit a homerun today and that you may need a pitcher

A-Rod is only 4 home runs away from 700 though. That'd be some good publicity.

Yoooo

Quintana for Tebow straight up, who says no

test that guy for PEDs

Damn that's a moonshot

...

this is such a cool looking ballpark

pssh, thinking too small again. Quintana and Sale for Tebow and Colon. I'll get my new man and reunite with another

that's a perfect reply tho

based price I hope he's not actually saving all his wins for the postseason

you just KNOW he is

Replying to twitter trolls is always an automatic L no matter you say

NA NA NANANA

that's true but this was like a "I'm gonna fuck this fag and post it for the (You)s then promptly log out of my computer without looking at the replies" kind of post

/oneofus/

if you wanna see how to do it wrong look at verlander

>its a justin whines about PEDs on twitter to throw suspicion off himself episode

>The ourfiekd bow
>The korean cheer in the dugout after the dinger

Love this team, and Kim is based

Zach Britton confirmed for AL Cy Young award.

There is no single pitcher more important to his team right now. Leverage matters.

>San Fagcisco

>mfw he gets benched for nolan "put in to face lefties, can't hit lefties" reimold, michael "i used to be a good player" bourn, and drew "wants to challenge chris davis for the strikeout title" stubbs

justin bieber?

>bravo nolan had 2 DRS catches today

baka desu

Just trying to keep it interesting

>britton comes out
>our announcers: "yes those numbers are real"

Josh Donaldson uses steroids

yeah, and it probably earned him an 8-year extension

we'll never be rid of that white boy and his 27 kids

>There is no single pitcher more important to his team right now. Leverage matters.

Nah, jints are done for the night

so are the mets the only team that wants the NL wildcard?

Same difference.

I mean the WC race.

The answer is: even year.

I still have a hard time believing it and we see them all the time.

Having outfield depth is a blessing a curse for this reason. Agile as Bourn and Stubbs are out there, they aren't Mark or Kim at the plate.

F.

noooooooooo

that was the only thing saving that beautiful abomination of a ballpark

He's basically Mariano Rivera but with a sinker instead of a cutter. One pitch. Everyone knows it's coming, no one can do a damn thing about it because it moves in a really weird way and he can put it exactly where he wants it.

You can tell that it's basically impossible for the hitter to tell the pitch at the knees from the pitch in the dirt. Insane.

Can we all laugh when Posey strikes out?

>britton's going to close out the WC game

HELP

No, you're just playing shit teams.

>Rockies and Reds are better than the Marlins
bout what I expect from philly sports fans tbqh

HAHA AXFORD NAILS TROUT IN THE SHOULDER AND HE'S OUT

DONALDSON FOR MVP

>Lead off man reaches base in 6 out of 9 innings
>Can't score a run

What's it like to have an offense lads?

Get off the proxy lad

>12 dingers yesterday
>cant even drive in a single run even with runners on the corner

That awful thing had a name? What the fuck is with Minute Maid, why is it such an bad park? Who designed that god forsaken place?

You just need to jump on the starter like you lads said.
Honestly, except for Liriano starting, tonight might've been a preview of the WC.

It's all the same shit. But in the past 15 games y'all had by far the easiest schedule.

>this giants implosion

lel. has there ever been a bigger collapse? what's the point of them making the wild card? they're just going to get embarrassed.

REAL TOP 5:

ATHLETICS
PIRATES
YANKEES
CARDINALS
BLUE JAYS

ITS COMING HOME LADS

All 3 wildcard teams are shit. Mets are the only ones 'built' for a long run though i don't see it happening.

>dodgers
>getting obliterated by the dads

pick two

What a dingy looking costume. Can you people not afford laundry detergent?
The disgusting shitty of "New" York

The yellow A's jersey alt is fucking gross. Their green is elite, though.

>want to see Giants in post season to meme the Cubs and play us
>we are going to eliminate barring any unforeseen consequences to the cards

yeah, but they started the season with the best record and are going to finish the season with the worst second half record. night and day.

i don't follow baseball so i have no idea what happened, but the implosion has been amusing. i live in san francisco and all of my coworkers come into work pissed seemingly every other day.

>i don't follow baseball
typical Giants fan tbqh

What was that?

Speak up faggot we homered 3x tonight.

Why the fuck aren't more teams green? I'm surprised that wasn't the Marlins redesign, desu.

Cardinals have the best shade of red, but then there are still eleven hundred other red or blue teams that are dumb.
Minnesota? Texas? Just bad.

There are other colors than red or blue, baseball.

It's fair, it's historically the biggest collapse in baseball history. I feel like it kind of gets pushed under the water if they make the wildcard though.

if i were a fan of any team it would honestly be the padres because they're my favorite meme team senpai.

>Being this delusional

The Even Years that the Jints won it all, they were surging with huge wins in the 2nd half of those seasons

This year's team is running on fumes, come on now

and they still lost, so who cares

So you won?

Sorry, I can't hear you with all of that piss in your mouth. Speak up please

You can kiss that NLDS home field advantage goodbye, that's for sure

What do Mcgwire, Canseco and Jash all have in common? I know there must be some common link in these steroid monstrosities.

That actually isn't true though. They've limped in many times, this is just the worst case

Nice memes that you have NO idea what you're talking about though

This. It's why I appreciate the Rockies purple and M's teal. It's a nice aesthetic and gives identity. My Diamond Dynasty team was a green for the fact that it's basically non existent in the majors.
Miss the Marlin's teal accented stuff.

>Angels' Trout out indefinitely with cracked shoulder blade#LightUpTheHalo!

>false flagging as a Giants fan is the closest Dodgers fans will come to experiencing winning the World Series

sad...

Not that it matters with 4 games left. Trout will be back next year, and better than ever. He's gonna singlehandedly carry us to a WC

>Tfw when an opportunity arises to cuck your rival out of the postseason

Now I'm worried about another Fernandez situation where Trout, recovering during the offseason, decides to go stormchasing and dies in a tornado.

>imblying the Angels aren't losing 100 next season
is Jered Weaver's rotting carcass going to be your opening day starter, or...

Migrate since Johnny Hotpockets didn't delet this thread earlier

We're gonna pick up a load of pitchers at the winter meetings. Just wait..

H-hey we do the cucking here