Red Sox vs. Yankees neutral game thread

Fulmer giving up a run already, we need him to be pulled early so he doesnt qualify for the ERA title.

>us
which position do you play

Im Josh Rutledge

sorry

t. Josh Rutledge

yeah that's what eeee e

Is that Tim Lincecum?

Even when he's gone, Ellsbury is the Red Sox's MVP

epic...

analyze and respond (pic attached)

2016 World series MVP Clay Buchholz will clinch the division for us

Shut up Beaner.

umm... i'm 100% pure celt....

>Red Sox fan
>Potato Nigger

Pick two

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I believe

pedo brother has poste d

Any oldfags remember when Stephen Drew was manning Second Base for >us?

the upgrade?

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sad times

That would've been a home run at Fenway

what's fenway? old f*g red sox fan here btw

youtube.com/watch?v=MTuIObT0OXc

Are Yankee and Redsox fans basically the "old married couple" fanbase of the MLB?

explaines this post?

Yankee fans and Redsox fans are gay for each other despite the "rivalry"

Nice projection

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being gay is good, retard

eww nigga u gay?

what did red sox yankees gamethreads look like in 1996?

I'd be more interested to see them in 03/04

Listen, and let's be real heyuh folks. I coulda been a GM, oghkay? I've had many, many clubs ask me tuh do it, oggkay?

People getting drunk and calling each other faggots on wbs and trying to deploy diabcrash.

Let's nominate Francesa for president. I'd love to see those debates.

you weren't even borned yet lmao

What is meant by this?

You mean to tell me youah emails just got lawst? Oghkay? You expect me to believe dat? Secruhtary Clinton, with all die ruhspect, oghkay, you need tuh use ya noggin, oghkay?

long time yankee fan here, what period is Ram Rod coming in?

Jealousy.

I'm not a redsox fan or Yankee fan who have a history of being gay towards each other as noted in this picture If you can explain said gay picture that would be great

Everyone, go look at Francesa's Wikipedia page. Dat picture ha ha ha

>Sanchez
>lazy piece of shit
>refuses to catch for pitchers warming up
>obvious steroid user
how can yankee fans cheer for this guy?

it's a rp pictar from ur fap folder

LOL

IT ALL CHANGES WHEN HE BECAME DAD, FUCKER?!

You're complaining about Sanchez. You must not have seen the CC sniffing salts video yet.

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>Ortiz
>Fat, lazy piece of shit
>Refuses to play any position
>obvious steroid user
How can Red Sox fans cheer for this guy?

What's he doing there?

wow... delete this post...

Getting food out of his teeth?

Also
>He participated injunior varsityhigh school baseball, but was cut for telling his coach to "wait a second."

>5th inning
>62 posts

why did he even try

but Gary Sancehz literally did all of those things.

>Sanchez has been suspended twice, once in 2011 while with Class-A Charleston for insubordination and again in 2014 with Trenton for an undisclosed reason. Trenton manager Tony Franklin said at the time it was a “disciplinary action.”

>running on sanchez

They will never learn

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He a gud boi he fiddin ta get he life together

DONT CHALELNGE

>It's true

Fucking kek

YANKEE PRIVILEGE

fucking KEK

Headley got lucky there

That was a shit tag

>It was disciplinary action. I needed to take care of that today, to get things clarified and cleared up. I’m not going to tell you what it was, but it was a violation of some of our guidelines and I needed to take care of it. Gary is out of there for a couple of days until we decide he deserves to play again, plain and simple.

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they did it again

>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Mitchell is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

A double play would be nice right about now

KILL MYSELF MY MAN

ok DFA nintendo when?

>guy literally can't throw strikes
>swing at the first pitch

You must have a lot of sisters, user.

>tfw missed on signing tebow

:( Not again!

old f*gs DO remember this post

meme play

I had no choice, OC in the house

>7 minutes since the last post
>nobody is name calling

RIP rivarly

anyone here

sorry there was a nuclear event

i don't hate the red sox anymore, i hope they do damage in the postseason.

they awakened up to the reality of our shitty team

i don't haet myself anymorei realiezed i have a lot to offer

I think I hate the Blue Jays more in the past two years. Luckily, this is probably their last year of relevancy

ty yankees finish them off

cut it out?!

Pitcher duels are fucking awful

!

There was a national emergency alert system test today actually.

Can't wait for threads without leafs

when

I love my mom :)

>a pitchers duel between a guy with a era of 6.00 and a guy who only has 6 starts this year

Are either team even trying?

Oh John that's just a great baseball moment.

have you ever been sad?

thanks

thanks

Does anything top George's bawx? I don't think I've seen anything more dramatic

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT DO YOU EVEN WANT THE FUCKING AL EAST TITLE OR NOT ?????????!!!!!!!

You know i was thinking about a call last week about how Mike said he wouldn't trade Gary Sanchez for Fernandez.

Lol dude nice we are gonna waste a quality start and put clinching the division squarely in the hands of Toronto to lose. Nice

Afternoon.

boston.cbslocal.com/2016/09/28/nationwide-emergency-alert-system-test-fcc-female/

IMHO Clay deserves the #1 ace spot in the playoff rotation

This ump blows absolute cock

Are you actually worried about the sox not winning the east? Spotting a fucking unicorn is more likely to happen than any other team winning the division.

>that spaghetti by the ump

>Red Sox left-hander Drew Pomeranz was scratched from Thursday night's start at Yankee Stadium due to soreness in his left forearm and likely won't be used as a starter for the remainder of 2016.
What went wrong? Is this trade the blunder of the century? Literally dropped our prospect ace for this one meme ''''''''''''''''''''''''wonder''''''''''''''''''''''''

CC for Boegarts.

Trust me, CC is a big game pitcher

>us
>Texas
Still on the bandwagon frontrunner?

Also, does this have to do with anything the Padres hid from the Sox?

LOL epic post man haha that would be such a silly trade!

No, I know they'll win it but it's been right in front of their fucking faces these last two nights yet they can't win. I don't enjoy being left with blue balls

Padres fucking fleeced us and got a slap on the wrist and the Red Sox decided not to do anything about it

Really have no idea who fucked up in our front office there.

that was no test dude!!!! look outside!!!!!!

>tfw Pepe is now a """"""""racist"""""" meme according to the Anti Defamation League

WTF IS GOING ON LADS I JUST WANNA FUCKING MEME, SPECIFICALLY AT THE YANKUCKS

Thanks man. It's not easy being a crack up all the time

It was >Our fucking GM. The guy has gotten a shitty starter, a useless bullpen guy, and we still fucking got Sandoval.

>Pomeranz killed
Nothing of value was lost
>Wright still dead
Fuck

stop posting illegal frogs in this thread please

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A GM trades away injured players with fake medical history attached to them. Another team's front office illegally accesses an opposing team's database and picks them clean, goes to JAIL... and no one cares.

We spent two years talking about the possibility of 2 psi being let out of a football, though.

Padres took their punishment. Brady couldn't and that's why it got dragged out

>Nothing of value was lost
except our top pitching prospect

W O W
O
W
!!!!
A. FUCKING. HIT.

>a group of people I've never heard of saying pepe is a symbol of hate

I was referring to how Pomeranz being injured means jack shit. Id rather have Joe Kelly out there to start than him

>yfw the Tigers win it all this year from the wildcard spot

How do you think Dom would react?

This fucking meme that that pitching prospect was ever gonna go anywhere in Boston

I know you only started watching this week but news flash kiddo our last pitching prospect was Buckholz, we can develop for shit and h would have gone to waste kid

Why does Mookie always look spooked?

>kind of a DANK night

jerry loves the memes

Spookie betts

>our last pitching prospect was Buckholz
implying this is a bad thing
>I know you only started watching this week
Oh the irony of this post.

Thank you based wind

Why cant a single sox player homer in this meme park

Unbelievable, we are actually gonna lose arent we?

\o/

>it's an offense wastes a starting pitcher's solid performance episode
Classic.

will Nintendo redeem the offense

no we will dfa him tonight after this AB

N o p e

>the Yankees wanna win the game
What did Kay mean by this? It doesn't look like they're trying.

>Tendi first pitch swinging
DFA this hot head of hair

>calling a guy straight up from aa

did they not tell him to stop swinging at the first pitch after the previous at bat wtf tendo

How did Mitchell look?

What happened to Castillo?

why are literally 75% of yankee posters tripfags

absolutely embarrassing

who the hell is pitching the 8th?

Ok, too many walks and the sox had a few hard hits on him

can we take a moment to recognise buckholtz start

Will Pettitte be pitching the 8th tonight as well?

why is Ziggy pitching? Where is Buttholes?

WAIT A SEKKIND WAIT A SEKKIND

Hes done well, honestly he should retire after this year but he has done well so far

I really hope the offense doesnt waste it

Dave sent him back to Cuba with Moncada

Shitty that they still can't score a run

i recognize this

it's the good old fashioned clay 'i won't completely suck for a couple of months to make you forget about the other 4 months of the season so you pick up my option' buttholes

Good, we need more white players, whats the whitest team in the league?

Boston Red Sox paid Rusney Castillo, Allen Craig $23.270M combined in 2016

Honestly Rusney was always gonna be a bust but the Red Sox were just fucking unlucky with Craig, who the fuck could have predicted one of the best hitters in the NL would just forget how to play baseball

spokesman-recorder.com/2016/03/30/twins-reclaim-whitest-team-mlb-title/

>whitest team
>also the worst team

Makes you think

>NL hitters

Just answered your own question. It's like AAA to MLB

Whats the blackest team, is the the Pirates?

yankees

Leon fucking sucks

JUST GET ON BASE YOU DUSTY SPIC

What the fuck Castro?

he has weird flashes of sloppiness idk

>Putting in Marco instead of Moncada

we just arent gonna use Moncada again this year are we?

Great fucking job Castro.

Damnit.

>ball doesn't leave park when it would be good for sox
>ball leaves park when it's bad for them

this is FREAKING CHEATING

Incoming RISP 3 strait outs

Well at least Mitchell won't take the L for this one.

>bustgaerts

is it time to have the conversation about leaving him off the playoff roster

There's 1

Pls another infield ball

Would have been smarter to pitch to the father.

What happened to him? He was on pace to break the hit record

Here comes the double play by the MVP Mookie Betts

Just die in my sleep already

MOOKIE
O
O
K
I
E

MVP

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

I genuinely have no idea, it started out as a slump we all thought he'd break out of but he never really did.

Has GOAT Sanchez hit another dinger yet??

Papi...STEAL HOME

OMFG

He just fell out. He did the same shit last year. He hit under .250 most of the year then the last few months went buck wild and batted .320

Good night

hi draper

Xander was pretty solid last year though, more like a .280 hitter mang

The problem is Xander sucks ass when its cold, and its only getting colder now.

im most disgusted with the amount of away team fans yankee stadium hosts nowadays , there seems to be more people cheering for the red sox than the yankees -- same thing when we played the dodgers, giants you name it

Anyone have a pic of that quick shot of hyped Vazquez from the dugout earlier?

screw yankees just lost blue jays first place

the yankees will win this game

>Yankees will be shut out once again now
Fuck this shitty offense. Big props to Ellsbury and Castro especially. Amazing how this shitty team even managed to stay above .500 this season.

MOOKIE'S VIVACIOUS PENIS

GTFO and go back to your own thread and make syrup for our waffles you bitch

Girardi fucked that up so badly

HE FUCKING DID IT

That place is fucking empty and half filled with sox fans.

fair weather faggots.

WEW LAD THIS IS A FUCKING MEME GAME NOW BOYS

>u
pretty close tbqh

Hey pal

HOLY FUCK

close enough

Sorry Yanks. You know you guys suck. Have fun being a Mets fan.

>You will never have Big Papi slam into your side barreling to homeplate trying to tag him out

why live?

>all these ibb

please do something ben nintendo

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DFA
F
A

Gardner looks fat.

Fuck you nigger the yankees are thr best team in history a WS in every decade since the 20 except the 80s before 04 the last red sux ws was over a century ago. Fucking kill yourself

Chilling of the bottles may commence.

damn it

captcha: Limpieza Pitt St

hey, can we cool it with the racist slurs and racist frog images

Anything before 1994 is irrevalent

(You)

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koji my firned please don't blow this

put the red sox out of their misery

You know, ever since the death of George Steinbrenner.. these posts make me laugh.

Mark Davis was a better son.

Is it just me or does didi look like a Dinosaur

that still give the Yanks more 'Ships than the Sox, fampai
>1996
>1998
>1999
>2000
>2009

plus those two meme-outs against
>NL expansion teams

Praise Kek!

don't worry i got this senpai

Whose catching, thats not Vaz, is it Holoday?

not usually a fan of nike gloves or the bitch sox but that glove is fantastic

Sad, & I'm a Knicks fan.

to be fair, those late yankee 90 teams were completely full of PED users, even the pitching staff was dirty as fuck

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I know I just don't acknowledge pre strike muh 27 ships fag bullshit you giant negroid

Rate my dinner bros

so for boston to clinch, they need to win and toronto needs to lose right?

>Red Sox vs Yankees
>Sox v Cubs
>Subway Series

are these the greatest rivalries in baseball?

i didn't think a fanbase could get worse than chisox fans, but goddamn those canucks are giving it a go.

>Lost in the two years it counted the most

the which of those 5 ships was the msot fun one to watch?

>roger "rockkek" clemens

Mookie Betts is only 23? Are you fucking serious?

KOJI MY FREIDN

Nope. Boston clinches with a win or Toronto loss.

He looks like hes 20, whats surprising here?

Just get a double Whopper & encase it in cheeses cake.

thanks senpai

keep him away from any boats

He plays like a 10 year vet, that is the surprising part

I know he looks very young, but the way he acts is amazing

That's right, plural cheeses.

>Oh my lord Roger Clemens is in George Steinbrenners box announcing he is coming back ohhh ohh I'm orgasaming in the press box ohh roger ohh fuck me with your rocket roger.

OK, well, if you make only it this millennium, Sox are up on them 3-2 (and the Sox are 3-0 against the Yanks' 2-2). Still roiding going for both teams, and the dynasty continuing on, minus the actual Chips.

Subway Series. Barves ones were typical >Barves chokes, Padres had absolutely no chance in hell except for hired gun Kevin Brown, and the Phillies were crumbling fast as an elite team

hey hey hey, I'm a Sox fan, just pointing it out, chill

D+

fuck processed foods

He also plays like he absolutely loves the game. baltiomore threw at him a couple times this year and he didnt even know why, he was genuinely unsure of why they were mad at him

I love him, hope hes a franchise player

It's okay he's black not cuban

guys is this it

am i allowed to feel hopeful

But the Subway series was a slaughter to the Mets

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fuck I thought that one was gone

Jesus thank god Koji

Alright boys, all we have left is >Kimbrel

this almost sums him up completely. and notice how he's always talking to Torry, John or other players about the game, what to do in certain situations, how the pitchers have done so far and so on.

Is it possible to wake up at 5 in the morning before a long day of work & do squats?

I just don't buy the idea.

good job koji

>classes O's franchise throwing at Rookie Mookie for their own pitiful performance
O's fans defend this

Do sox clinch with a win tonight? Do they need the jays to lose?

Can I get the Yes stream so I can advoid the shitty rap

is koji still signed next year or is this his last one>

no yankees just screwed the blue jays over

what's the magic number? did it reset because they lost last night

I miss having YES & listening to Francesca

>t. a Red Sox fan

still 1

>O's fans

who?

No magic numbers don't reset

at least it had the cross-city hype about it. there were two other sweeps and none even went beyond 6 games.

Yeah I'm sure the Yankees want to see the sox clinch on their home field.

i wonder what ancient years old post pedo brother is replying to here

>>Red Sox vs Yankees

That hasn't been a rivalry in decades. The others are meaningful only because they are local derbies.

Boston is literally the same size o Cleveland and smaller than Queens

What a """""city"""""""

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This offense is certainly playing with the intent of letting Boston clinch here.

is that's what makes them so magical

Do any Yankee fans even live in the city?

It's the 6th largest Metro Area in the U.S.

if Boston were any larger your mom would finally fit inside.

O's just took the lead over the blowgays.

i already knew that retard

Awesome. You are the one I wanted to tell.

nobody asked you nerd

LOL TORONTO JUST CHOKED

TURN ON CNN

TORONTO JUST CHOKED

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Are there even any Yankees fans in the stadium

Let's go Red Sox

lol get cucked New York

Michael Kay running down the list of excuses for the Red Sox chants in Yankee Stadium is pretty funny.

>Don Mattingly not a the Yankees head coach

It's your own fault

have the sox ever clinched the division in yankee stadium?

Theres a bunch of bandwagon scum that roots for the Red Sox. I seriously wish someone would start throwing fists at anyone in a red sox hat

No
Can't wait for salt

Say someone does & I happen to have a three inch ceramic knife?

What's the laws on that?

>name is Chase
>chases ground ball while cutting off teammate
>doesn't get the easy out

and the Yankees wanted this overrated bust why?

>brawl ensues

There have been Let's Go Yankees chants in Fenway too. The stadiums are close together and Connecticut "people" are mixed between the two

why are you watching YES

>all these ads
god almighty, FirstRow fuckin blows now

Babby

Youd probably get stabbed with your own knife

I live in New York

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Lol I cant believe how cuckish the Yankees have become, just fucking move to montreal already jesus christ LOL

plz kimbrel don't choke

>Boston sports fans vs softie NYY fans

Not to engage in cyber machismo, but lets face it, NY fans are absolute casual normies because the Yankees are the MLBs premier plastic baseball team. Meanwhile, Sox fans are legit blue collar Boston roughnecks; loutish, crude, poorly behaved and not afraid to knock any nigga out should any fight start.

Coming up in this half, my least favorite phrase: "The Red Sox are one pitch away..."

Its genuinely the worst state in New England and anyone that thinks otherwise is a cuck

WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN, DUMP PASTAS ABOUT THE RIVARLY

old sox fans maybe. now half of them are pink hat yuppie upper-middle-class wankers

>liberal shithole of New England
>tough

Wow I needed a good laugh thanks m8

RED SOX CLINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed him at time cuz Arod was getting old and they needed new full time third baseman. I wish Prado was still the third baseman instead.

IT'S OGRE!!!!!

what the hell

Oh I agree CT is trash

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blue jays lose

Sorry

FUCK OFF GAYBIRDS YOU COULD HAVE WAITED TO LOSE

KEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEESKEKEES

exactly what I suspected–Hartford is roughly the borderline. didn't know northern CT above Hartford was Sox country, though

m8, not all of New England is Massachusetts. There is quite a bit more to this place than the over publicized rich libshits you see in the media.

Pedey knows.

WE DID IT THIS MILLENNIUM IS OUR TIME THE YANKEES ARE THE TEAM OF THE PAST THE RED SOX ARE THE TEAM OF NOW AND TOMMOROW

>that fan listening to his iPod

>Blow Gays blew it before Yankees could finish losing
Thanks leafs.

ANTICLIMAX
N___L_____
T___I_____
I___M_____
____A_____
____X_____

>every state votes blue each year

Are you typing this in a Patagonia jacket sipping a pumpkin spice latte?

Watching Kimbrel pitch in the postseason is going to be pure torture

I was talking with some hardcore New Haven Red Sox fans the other day. Total pink hatters, but I accepted them none the less.

>ellsbury
GIDP incoming.

Now what do we need for home field advantage?

said the new yorker yankees fan

Maybe he's listening to the radio broadcast

No, im wearing a carhatt and work boots. But spot-on stereotype.

He's been shutout since coming back from injury

He isnt Koji but cmon guys he's good and deserves respect

at least win to make it look cool

For some reason I think Kimbrel is about to fucking collapse

Your closer would have to pull a Betances to fuck this one up considering how dead this Yankee offense has been today.

him and price

The full counts and walks are going to make my heart rate spike, especially when Koji would be automatic in the closer spot.

>willingly doing this in the bottom of the 9th against his team's biggest rival
still a douche

Rip. Thanks Kimblow

Kimbrell sucking as always

>dirty sanchez coming up
But he's the only Yankees hitter that can hit

>sanchez is tying run

Status : verge of panicing

Oh I love it

strike
strike
ball
ball
ball

and then its a fucking guess what comes next

can you PLEASE not do this 2nite kimbrwl

no
this does not bode well

Worst he could do is tie it up for Betances to blow it shortly afterward.

WE DID IT LADS

Wtf i thought closers were supposed to throw strikes?????

Oh holy SHIT kimbrel fucking end it

Do Sox fans even care what happens? They have no reason to win the rest of the games

lol wat a season

why;s is this happening

Thank Christ for the Orioles.

Is it ball?

Eric Gagne 2.0

GET KIMBREL OUT REEEEEEEE

they can get homefield in the ALCS you dumb mong

It would just be alot nicer to take a sure win then watch the sox blow it in the ninth

It would dampen the celebrations

THROWING STRIKES, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW HOW?

Koji needs the nod come postseason. Kimbell, just too skidish.

Kimbrel what the fuck are you doing

Bring Joe Kelley in

Overrated

Who celebrates when the Yankees walk off?

Both teams?

Fenway is a stupid homefield advantage for them so yes.

>Kimblel

>UNIRONICALLY
>THREE
>STRAIGHT
>WALKS

THROW

STRIKES

THROW STRIKES

THROW

STRIKES

That was a fuckin strike

DUDE JUST FUCKING THROW INTO THE ZONE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU JUST THROWING OUTSIDE THE ZONE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT KIMBREL, WHY TONIGHT?

I don't even care if he loses, just get it over with.

>Bases loaded 0 outs

Status : PANIC

this is an awesome Betances impression red sox

SHIT

apparently not
take him out NOW, Farrell

>McCann
You guys don't have anything to fear.

Line drive to Kimbrels face plz

Set up the rotation. Maintain hitting streaks & rest the bullpen.

Are you this far out from glory Yankee fans?

I can't watch

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
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that Jays game was soooo satisfying

hit him in the nuts

TWO STRIKES

HERE COME THE THREE STRAIGHT BALLS

Im so turned up i didnt realize this shit was on pix and has been streaming it

lol I'm John Farrell I'm only posting cause I picked up the dub stupid niggers

>mfw

FUCK
UCKF
CKFU
KFUC
FUCK

FOUR

FARREL WHY ISNT ANYONE WARMING

Uhh what's the finisher doing rn??

F-f-fucking Farrell!! He shouldn't put the closer in in a close situation!!

FIRE HIM!!! HE'S FRIGGIN SUUUUCKS!!!

keep stalling you fucking cunt

What he does best. Fucking it up

Kelly is now

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

KIMBREL

JUST THROW
A
FUCKING
STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

Doing his best Betances impression.

Calm down kirk

Worst manager in the AL East.

kek what did he say

Also squeezed out of his mind

Hey red sox fans, just replace your manager with a binder and you wont complain about closers

Haha revenge for Betances!

Foul. Thank fucking god

Isnt this embarrassing for Kimbrel? Like are we expected to trust him in game 7 with a one run lead?

HE ALMOST JUST GAVE UP THE WALKOFF GRAND SLAM

JESUS CHRIST KIMBREL

kill me kill me kill myself my man sleeping and never waking i want to die choking choking KILL MYSELF MY MAN

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>27 pitches
>not one out

Is someone warming?

>0-2
>Walk

>27 pitches
>0 outs

I wouldn't trust him in game 1 with a 7 run lead

Lol, nice meme pitcher u got there, hows that pen gonna hold up in the playoffs?

15 balls

Whatever happened to Brian Workman?

>3 walks
>walked in a run

Unbelievable Kimbrel, I hope you sit on that one. That was fucking unbelievable

I called it

What a fucking joke. Get the fuck out of there, you bum. You don't deserve to celebrate.

Good post

i wonder what farrell said to kimbrel when he took him out

that were the worst 27 pitches i've ever seen from a closer

KELLY NOW FARRELL
NOW
NOW
NOW

This useless faggot wants to stay in the game!

I turned off the game

>John, I got this
LMAO
M
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>What will you remember about the 2016 Red Sox?

GTFO

Boston is such a shithole

>well i'm sure you won't do this in the playoffs right lol

Hello Draper.

>Brian Workman
Brandon. Fuck me & he was so promising in '13 too.

wtf the finisher had them right where he wanted them

>He hasnt seen the Rodney experience

Mookie and that's about it

Ither than ortiz? When they swept by the jays

Hey pal

This. I went to a game there and someone yelled at me for wearing a Rodriguez jersey.

That was a pretty poor showing

Why did it take so long to convince Kelly to become a reliever?

Take notes Kimbrel

JOE KELLY THE NEW FINISHER

THRUSTING HIS HIPS IN KIMBREL'S DIRECTION AFTER EVER STRIKE

>Castro

What do you expect? He went up looking to hit a Grand slam

Wow Kimbrel three pitches, didnt seem to hard huh. Why couldnt you do that?

Because all the money is in starting

OMFG 2015 Cy young winner joe kelly is now the finisher

...

It would be nice to have one clutch player on the team

because you always want to try and salvage a pitcher as a starter before you make the final push to send him to the pen. more valuable.

I wish they'd just go for a base hit rather than trying to hit a grand slam.

well no shit you dumb idiot. I'd get heckled and booed in the Bronx if I wore an Ortiz or Pedroia jersey.

I love these 9th inning meltdowns between Boston and New York. I hope we get another one tomorrow.

>tex

GG Sox,

But we were trying to move him into the pen in 2015, it was Kelly who refused even when he was throwing junk

>Mark "Popout" Texeira
gg Sox. At least you made the ninth a bit more interesting.

I've seen it

Kelly making Kimbrel look like a triple-A pitcher right now

TEX MESSAGE

Fucka me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking Red Sox. Good for Mark!

Unbelievable

Fuck you Kimbrel

Do we even celebrate?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good hold by Kimbrel, Great Save by Kelly. GG yanks. WE'RE CHAMPS BAYBEEEEEE

>RED SUX
>RED SUX
>RED SUX

MY FUCKING SIDES

I APOLOGIZE

FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL FIRE KIMBREL FIRE FARRELL

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

lol

Fuck me in the ass

TEX MEX SINGLES ARE FOR FAGGOTS

TEX MESSAGE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABABBA

lol

Maybe I spoke too soon. Tex should just retire on that and not play another game

yay i guess

Worst division clinch of all time

BOSTON RED SOX WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL 2016
FUCKING KILL ME
FUCK YOU JOHN MAYBE IF YOU HADNT LEFT KIMBLOW IN FOR SO LONG WE WOULDVE WON.
GEE I CANT WAIT TO FUCKING FIRST ROUND EXIT

Wew lads

LMAO
M
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that's just bad luck, right there mate

how am i supposed to feel

which way am i supposed to shit post

It's OK.

This is still our year.

Taste that bitter pill. Let it leave you fucking angry & hungry.

status : under the weather right now

but other than that fuck kimbrel

gg New York

proud of you buckholtz I hope he reads this

see everyone tomorrow

What a terrible way to clinch

Honestly Kimbrel that was fucking terrible, i dont even have words there. Way to ruin everything.

Thank god the blow gays choked. We'll probably lose out

Guys, lets retreat.

So is Buccholz going to lock Kimbrel out of the locker room during the celebration?

>still clinch the east
Lmao yankeecucks

Koji needs to close.

WHY DID THEY LET KIMBREL IN

I would hate going into that locker room. Cold, tired, wet. lost the game. Just skip it.

Lel nobody is even happy

way to fucking ruin the party

Fucking disgusting.

>team A loses to Team C
>team B loses to Team D
>Team B beats Team A for division
I don't think this semon slurping sport is for me

Kimbrel shouldn't be allowed to celebrate

I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS, KIMBREL GOT INTO THE CHAMPAGNE IN THE BULLPEN BEFORE HE CAME OUT AND WAS VERY DRUNK! WE ARE LUCKY THAT HE DIDNT THROW 28 BALLS DURING THAT PERFOROMANCE, WHICH JUST PROVES HOW AMAZING HE REALLY IS! HE WAS ABLE TO THROW 50% STRIKES WHILE DRUNK

hey that's a pretty good speech can't wait for them to fire this guy

FUCK A DIVISION

I WANT A LEAGUE

They need to break a bottle over kimbrells head

F BOMBS ON NESN

>still thinks the Red Sox are going all the way
top kek

>F-bombs galore

I love live TV

oh my god

PAINFUL

ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL

All these F-bombs on live TV

Farrell in the clubhouse "OK, now I want all you guise to be nice to Craig."

LOL LIKE 50 F BOMBS

FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS

I am gonna complain to the FCC

FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK IT

PUMP THE MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK IT!

POP THAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK IT

>beating the Red Sox is like winning the World Series for yankeecucks
My sides. Maybe next year you'll make the wildcard

from who?

>FUCK

are they allowed to say this

This is OUR FUCKING DIVISION!

Why does gary have a dildo on his head?

>Actually trying to interview during this

>tfw Pedroia is still in the corner somewhere stewing

>fuck

holy fuck John henry must be heaving a heart attack

LET ME AT THE BITCHES lol

this is taking the pain away

Manlets have the worst tempers.

He looked so pissed

I love pedroia. He has the heart of a lion, inside of a manlet's body. If he had it his way, we'd win all 162 games.

The entire team. NESN went to the clubhouse Farrell included.

Uh hundrid sixty two and oh?

>Koji trying to kill Kimbrel by drowning him in Champagne

amazing, based

koji is so sweet

he was being really nice to kimbrel... i don't think he's even mad at him...

I need a webm and audio of papi dropping bombs

Where the Ferari?

Mostly Ortiz telling them it was OK to celebrate.

that's not koji, that's nomo you racist

Thats not koji that's Taz you racist

Was Kelly throwing shit?

>Ichiro hasnt had a champagne celebration since 2001

No. That's Dice K idiot

kelly didn't do nothing wrong

>Imma fuck all the bitches

Holy shit did anyone hear Koji say that?

Is Benintendi even old enough to drink?

no i wouldn't mind if andrew got fucked by koji it's 2016 that's ok

>bombston collapsing just in time for the postseason

holy shit you cant make this up lmao really makes you think lol

someone wants replies

Question: why did the injuns rest their starters yesterday when they could still win the conference

also, will the red sux be planning to play their farm vs the jays

e/b/ic poast Cred Forumsrah

24th consecutive winning season

here you go