/nfl/ General: Brady is Coming edition

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>Leave contract negotiations to me

I'm liking this meme

So the patriots will go undefeated with brady like they did without him?

THE NOSE

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

26 votes
1. (9.115) New England Patriots [+0, +0.630]
2. (8.731) Denver Broncos [+0, +0.549]
3. (8.308) Minnesota Vikings [+3, +1.035]
4. (7.615) Philadelphia Eagles [+6, +1.282]
5. (6.885) Seattle Seahawks [+8, +1.188]
6. (6.731) Green Bay Packers [+3, +0.367]
7. (6.500) Pittsburgh Steelers [-5, -1.682]
8. (6.385) Kansas City Chiefs [+5, +0.688]
9. (6.231) Carolina Panthers [-5, -1.527]
10. (6.000) Baltimore Ravens [+6, +0.848]
11. (5.731) Arizona Cardinals [-6, -1.814]
12. (5.692) Oakland Raiders [+3, +0.359]
13. (5.615) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -0.900]
14. (5.462) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.583]
15. (5.231) New York Giants [-4, -0.981]
16. (5.115) Houston Texans [-9, -1.582]
17. (5.077) Atlanta Falcons [+0, +0.107]
18. (4.462) Washington Redskins [+6, +0.765]
19. (4.308) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +0.520]
20. (4.115) Buffalo Bills [+8, +0.903]
20. (4.115) Detroit Lions [+0, -0.582]
20. (4.115) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.054]
23. (4.038) New York Jets [-11, -1.992]
24. (3.962) San Diego Chargers [-5, -0.856]
25. (3.577) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-4, -0.756]
26. (3.038) Miami Dolphins [+1, -0.356]
27. (2.962) Tennessee Titans [-2, -0.705]
28. (2.846) San Francisco 49ers [-2, -0.669]
29. (2.462) New Orleans Saints [-7, -1.417]
30. (2.346) Jacksonville Jaguars [+0, -0.684]
31. (1.385) Chicago Bears [+0, -0.827]
32. (0.962) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.280]

ch/a/rgers!

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHIEO2QqEmI1AvVQaBm2nCG3HN2c5ISjxStS9rWffdTvAKvA/viewform

week 3 is done, so on to week 4. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

>Name: put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.
>ID Code: put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.
>Matchup: simply pick who you think wins that game.
>Margin: enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.
>Confidence: put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.
>you can only have 45 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 45. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

friendly reminder that the confidence limit is 45 this week due to byes, but the range is still 1-5 per game. if you go over, I'm just not going to count it.

f/a/g

not looking good for big dick decker, boys im worried

Somebody get me the details of Dez's contract, how much more guaranteed money is he owed?

If Dolphins didn't lost the 85; AFCCG Marino no doubt has a ring, discuss.

Serious question: How much does Bill Bellicheck's greatness detract from Brady's? Can you call Brady a GOAT when his coach can win with any QB? Obviously Brady's still good, but how much success would other QBs (Peyton, etc) have had with Belly?

>Can you call Brady a GOAT when his coach can win with any QB?

Yes, since Brady has a longer track record than the Wop and negro.

Agreed

He had 45 mil guaranteed split over the first two years so its already paid.

Cowboys couldn't realistically cut him until '18 when the dead cap money would be 8 mil or '19 at 4 mil

Who has the original Brandon cooks one?

They look like fatheads runnig around, my fucking sides

my bad its not paid yet its guaranteed to be paid in '17 because he was on the roster this year

mini stroke

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Fuck yes it's solid gold

Best 16-17 nfl meme

and here's widescreen theater edition

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 3

1. Broncos (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Vikings (+3)
4. Steelers (-3)
5. Seahawks (+5)
6. Panthers (-1)
7. Chiefs (+5)
8. Cardinals (-4)
9. Eagles (+10)
10. Ravens (+1)
11. Giants (-3)
12. Packers (+2)
13. Texans (-6)
14. Bengals (-5)
15. Cowboys
16. Falcons
17. Raiders
18. Jets (-6)
19. Redskins (+1)
20. Colts (+1)
21. Rams (+6)
22. Lions (-4)
23. Bills (+5)
24. Bucs (-2)
25. Chargers (-2)
26. Saints (-2)
27. Titans (-2)
28. 49ers (-2)
29. Dolphins (+2)
30. Jaguars (-1)
31. Browns (+1)
32. Bears (-2)

>snack

>3 games
>elite

lol too bad he'll never win a Superbowl because he's stuck in filthy

>New center John Sullivan

Is he any good Vikings bros? We'll take mediocre at this point tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=5CyIMqLIu4g

Logically, you cannot say he's NOT goat, so you can't prove anything at the moment.

However, focussing on things that are specific to quarterbacks, which is all the argument should be about, is where you'd answer the question. And when you do that analysis, the answer is clearly steve young

just a test

Average now and no one wanted to bet on his injury, I honestly wish they resigned him and flipped Berger to right tackle since he played that in college.

>imploding Cardinals team in top 10
>Seattle "we can only score against the 69ers" Seahawks in top 5
>Eagles below the fucking Chiefs, Steelers, and Cardinals

>Average now

We'll take it! Kory Lichtensteiger was fucking horrible.

I wonder what everyone's perceptions for their team will be after the halfway mark

>Steve "I only started for 7 seasons and was a ricebabby my whole career" Young

ahahahahahahahahaha

nice one friend! haven't had a laugh like that in awhile

*wipes tear from eye*

Is CJ Spiller elite now that he's on the Seahawks?

His suspension consisted of spending time with his supermodel wife in Italy while his team potentially goes 4-0.

The Patriots can't keep getting away with it.

Is Brady a teambabby?

What a life

6 turnovers LOL

Why is a Chargers Pepe bundled up like that when Southern CA is never cold enough to warrant it?

50 Degrees in Calirfornia is sweather weather lad

True. Wish it was 50 degrees right goddamn now.

Depends on how close you are to the coast, can get 50 at night

Im in Murrieta hot af over here but two years ago it snowed

>seattle in the top 10

Well, I'm in Oceanside. It does get in the 40s later in the year at night -- which I wish was the case currently.

Shit's hot and humid and Santa Ana still has yet to hit. Ugh.

Cred Forumsutism

Lakers and Chargers seems like a weird pairing

you are so fucking mad right now

>Carroll thinks Wilson will be ready to go

I hope he's just bluffing and not so stupid as to risk his career.

Grew up in LA, dad was a Lakers fan. Moved to Murrieta as a teen, started watching football and its mostly Chargers fans over here.

God damn green bay better figure shit out over the bye week. Tired of this half ass offense bullshit, for once the defense is playing well.

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Why are people with the name Brady so good at football? Brady Hoke notwithstanding.

i think you mean Brady Quinn

>50 degrees

Nah man 70 is good enough

>3 games
>lel Brady is a fraud

based retard

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What are you his mom or something?

Pats won 11 games in '08 with the legendary Matt Cassel, a QB who hadn't started a game since high school

>for once the defense is playing well
>top 2 WRs in yards are there solely because of packers
>capers still doesn't know what a halftime adjustment is
>go from 31-3 to 34-27 to a Calvin-less Lions
>5 starters were out in the Lions game
>MARVIN JONES WITH OVER 200 YARDS
>b-but the run defense is g-good, guys...

Fucking pathetic trash.

Packers will win 13 games and the Super Bowl. Fuck you Sneak.

>99 million dollars
>72 million dollars

JUST

how'd they do in the playoffs m8?

keep in mind that apart from Cassel that was the same squad that went 18-0 the year before

Steve Young said Russell Wilson is better than him. A couple years ago Joe Montana said Russell Wilson is the young QB he would most compare to himself.

Assuming you mean regular season only (otherwise 13 wins + Super Bowl means either the Packers win the division at 10-6 or a wildcard at 9-7) You're telling me Packers will lose only 2 more games when they still play:

Giants
Cowboys
Colts
Redskins
Eagles
Texans
Seahawks
Vikings

They will spend the rest of the season undefeated.

Interesting how Rustle Wilshit got destroyed by Brady in the Owl.

Packers will be lucky to win 10 games this season

Is this really the low level banter to expect on /nfl/ these days?

Packers will beat your team nerd.

So that's 15-1 then, not 13-3 like previous mentioned. That's an even dumber prediction and I think this is all an elaborate ruse.

10 is likely, 11 at max if things go well enough.

Grade Matthew Stafford

Would he be a goat if he weren't on the lions?

>DAL:Zeke says he feels 'way more comfortable
>way more comfortable
Owl confirmed

They'll have to get to the owl first, and we all know how well Rodgers plays in conference championship games

I love the Packers especially since I weigh 740 pounds and can't leave my house and have never even stepped foot in Wisconsin because I'm too fat to fly. I fucking love the Packers even though I have no idea who plays for them since I haven't watched them since I liked them in 1994. GO PACKERS.

>winning an owl
>with a shit defense

m8...

see

wilson is a bust just like the rest of his QB draft class

His stats are Brett Favre tier. He would be perfect for a team with a defense that could keep them in games. He can't be relied on to win games every week though.

Really low energy shitpost.

>literally throwing away a SB repeat on the fucking goal line

I know you need attention so here's your response. You're going to be fine.

unlike Russlel's ankle

Literally the only thing keeping the Cowboys from the Owl is their inability to rush the passer. If they could just get some pressure on the quarterback I fully believe they could win the NFC, even with Dak.

people keep conveniently forgetting that theyre missing 6 defense starters from injuries

m8 at this point Clemson could probably win the fucking NFC. Whole conference is one big dumpster fire

I agree
The corners are decent enough to make an impact but if there's no rush then they'll eventually give up big plays
The problem is that Dallas has no big names on defense

Daily reminder Dak is a meme. Once we get to week 10 we'll look back and laugh at how stupid we were for even thinking Dak was comparable to Wentz.

Cowshits will be lucky just to win the East

>Cowboys QBs
>EVER a meme

Nope.

>Black QBs
>EVER NOT a meme

Nope.

Um, I didn't give you permission to reply to my post.

I didn't give you permission to reply to mine.

Romo has meme bone strength

Wanna fight about it?

But that was my post not yours

>Dak isn't even comparable to Carson "1/3 of my passes are screens" Wentz

You gotta have a permit for those dubs

We dint use that much screens, they've just gone for long plays.

Are you implying Hak Presscock is capable of throwing accurate passes longer than 8 yards?

He's completed just as many 15+ yd passes as Wentz famalam

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27% of Wentz completions have been screens

Don't get me wrong Eaglebro's, I think Wentz is great, but the offense playbook really accommodates him

Show me proof boi

i wish Jed York would call Kap a nigger so he'd be force to sell the 49ers

>India picked the Eagles
makes you think

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do you watch the games? can you count to 10?

>I have no proof

>I don't even watch football

Did you know the Redskins punter throws a more accurate deep ball then Dak Prescott? If you don't believe me you must not watch football.

I'm already sick of seeing Dallas Cowboys games EVERY SINGLE WEEK at 4:30. Come on, FOX.

The difference there is that I can watch the Redskins game and see for myself what you said is false. You could watch PHI and DAL games and see what I've said is true, if you really cared. I could link you to the one of the dozen people or so who've compiled the completion stats but you'd disregard them anyway

FOX only airs Cowboys, Aint's, and Falcons games, really -- or it seems like it.

I don't why you haven't linked me yet, considering the first fucking thing I asked you for was proof.

After I spoon-feed you would you like me to warm you some tendies in the oven? Give you a bath? Read you a bedtime story?

>You're in the club when this man goes up to your GF and slaps her on the ass

>keep in mind he just broke the NFL record for most 50+ yard field goals

ITT: ELITE recievers

NOT SO FAST ANTONIO, JULIO, DEZ, ODELL, AND DEANDRE!

>still no proof

I call him a bust -- which he is.

R8 my game day style barbeque bacon cheeseburgers, homemade.

Could be better.

Kill yourself

You made them a few days too early, probably will be pretty gross Sunday.

Find a flaw.

Wentz is enjoying his bye week

Can't miss

i use that exact same BBQ sauce but still what the fuck is that?

I don't know what the fuck you autists are even arguing about. I never said Hak doesn't throw deep balls, I said he doesn't throw them accurately. Almost all of Wentz deep balls have looked beautiful. Can't say the same for Hak

Bacon I can handle, but bbq on a burger is just too wacky for me

glass bones

how can you not love this guy?

>lemons
>BBQ sauce
>wheat bread

Shit taste in waifus

the Chiefs won 10 games in 2010 with Cassel and they didn't have Moss and Welker.

Is Todd Hayley the best coach of all time?

Could you try not to post that hate symbol on here?

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What about sunny side up egg?

>mexicucks

build the fucking wall already jesus christ

Tom Brady is enjoying his bye month

how can anyone respect someone who would murder such a majestic, beautiful creature in cold blood?

> bye month
kek

pls go 4-0 so i can gloat at werk

>You now remember LaMont Jordan
>You now remember Byron Leftwich
>You now remember Deuce McAllister
>You now remember Marc Bulger
>You now remember Bernard Berrian
>You now remember Kyle Boller
>You now remember J.P. Losman
>You now remember Patrick Surtain
>You now remember Charlie Frye
>You now remember T.J. Duckett
>You now remember Damon Huard
>You now remember Samari Rolle
>You now remember Rudi Johnson
>You now remember Reuben Droughns
>You now remember Willie Parker
>You now remember Chris Chambers
>You now remember Eric Moulds
>You now remember Joe Horn
>You now remember Javon Walker
>You now remember Cato June
>You now remember Chester Taylor
>You now remember Trent Edwards
>You now remember Fred Smoot
>You now remember Brandon Lloyd

I only recognize the last name on the list. What is this?

I never forgot Byron Leftwich or Marc Bulger.

An improvement to literally any burger.

>Rudi Johnson
Muh Childhood

Marc Bulger started a Pro Bowl

Confirmed for patrician. Eggs improve everything.

>tfw putting an over-easy egg on enchiladas

Marc Bulger was at one point considered to be a worthy successor to Kurt Warner.

>Terrelle Pryor experiment worked, he's on his way to becoming one of the best all around athletes in the game currently
>Gordon is almost back
>Coleman will be back in a couple weeks, as will Nassib
>Crowell is in the top three in the NFL for rushing yards so far this season, and the combination of him and Duke Johnson works very well
>Ogbah, Kindred, Boddy-Calhoun, Joe Haden, Shelton, and much of the defense look a lot better than expected
>Joe Thomas is completely healthy
>We can either take Watson or Kizer this year, or wait and take Myles Garrett this year and Lamar Jackson next year

We got a bright future, lads.

Who else /optimisticaboutthefuture/ here?

>I can be smug and hateful with a single image

>Tj Ducket

VDD
VICK
DUNN
DUCKETT

I WILL NEVER FORGOT THAT FALCON TEAM

FUCK MATT RYAN

the browns are not even trying to hide that they are tanking games on purpose this year

Underage ban

Now you just have to stop the best players on your team from bolting every season

Madden 08 free agency pool?

>you now remember Tim Couch
>you now remember Ty Detmer
>you now remember Doug Pederson
>you now remember Spergon "The Surgeon" Wynn
>you now remember Kelly Holcomb
>you now remember Jeff Garcia
>you now remember Luke McCown
>you now remember Trent Dilfer
>you now remember Charlie Frye
>you now remember Derek Anderson
>you now remember Brady Quinn
>you now remember Ken Dorsey
>you now remember Bruce Gradkowski
>you now remember Colt McCoy
>you now remember Jake Delhomme
>you now remember Seneca Wallace
>you now remember Brandon Weeden
>you now remember Thad Lewis
>you now remember Jason Campbell
>you now remember Brian Hoyer
>you now remember Johnny Manziel
>you now remember Connor Shaw
>you now remember Josh McCown
>you now remember Austin Davis
>you now remember RGIII
>you will soon remember Cody Kessler

>taking a 4-3 DE #1 overall just to move him to 3-4 OLB
did you learn nothing from Clowney?

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>making the patriots purple so i get excited for a second.
why

Vikings or Giants?

Matt Ryan can throw for a billion yards and won't get the love Vick got.

He was just "Atlanta"

>Buffalo is just 1-14 in their last 15 games at Gillette Stadium, and their only win during that span came in a meaningless Week 17 victory in 2014. With a team that isn’t headed anywhere in 2016, it’s hard to believe that the Bills will break the trend on Sunday.

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Browns should be sent to the CFL in a swap for their best team. I'm sick of them existing

This idea has some merit.

>McCown
>Pryor
>Kessler

everyteam that faces the CFL team must play by CFL rules at their home games (like the NL pitcher/AL designated hitter when they face off) so only 3 downs etc

Why did Pryor not work as a qb? I remember him having some flashes of greatness in oakland and a cannon for an arm

>and a cannon for an arm

if that was all it took then grossman and cutler would be the greatest QBs in recent history right now.

Which NFL teams could actually thrive under CFL? Saints? Chargers?

Same reason Kaepernick is riding the bench. He's a one trick pony

>colin kaepernick can win a meaningful game in gillette
>but not the razorcakes

>start of mlb season
>one faggot ratshit trip talking about how the O's are the best team
>constantly shitting on Red Sox
>fast forward to now
>Red Sox on top of AL East
>won it

I wish that faggot was here so I could laugh at him

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i didnt know peyton was a manlet

>meaningful

Yeah no. He was lucky to hold on with a fluke 30 point lead

A leaf lol
pryor Had trouble with timing and accuracy plus he started off with the raiders. The team was trash and he got beat up two years in a row. He could play qb in some systems but coaches willing to run them as their primary attack all season is rare

Nah. Kap can run, and has strong ass arm. As long as it doesn't require touch your fine.

The actual reason kap is back up is he weighs around 205 at 6'5-6'5. The shoulder surgery fucked him up bad

Haven't you heard? The only reason he's not starting is because he made a brave political statement!

it's because he spent more time making the political statement than working on his craft

>Implying this shit was not hype as fuck the whole game

Inb4 butthurt broncuck fans

GOAT Superbowl of the 21st century

Broncos are a shit team. Every Owl they play in is a snooze fest one way or the other

I second this. BC Lions & Seahawks rivalry would be nice.

>tfw seahawks fag watching that last play every time

hurts real good.

Come on man, you cant feel that bad

You had an amazing play right before that. It equaled out as karma.

h-hes fast

The fan reaction vids on youtube were hilarious. A lot of them had started recording because it seemed like Seattle would score.

Rate my keyboard

0/10 just like your team

More like 7/9
Ha

>broncos are shit because they dont provide super-entertaining owls
why is everyone hating on them so much now they don't even have any obnoxious trips

MileHigh is pretty obnoxious

raidnigger tripfaggots are 100x worse

>mfw Marshawn motioned out to left and Wilson dropped back to pass

Sorry m8 but we couldn't let the nigs win two in a row. The white race must prevail

The Patriots defense is all black. I never understood this "Patriots are white" meme.

>We looked at some Kansas City tape in preparation for Philly

shit chiefs might actually win a sunday night game for a change

Success breeds jealousy. Everyone deep down knows its the year of the seamen.

>now
They've been hated since Peyton was signed there

This

Also this. Glad raider morons are starting to see there was no chance in them ever taking the division

But they do have the whitest offense in football.

128 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

Seakeks are shit

5'11 vs 6'0

Oh my, beating the $(Ers just fucking wow, only the best teams in football can do that.

pretty much this

>autismo maximus

question

if butler had gone down in the endzone would it have been a safety or touchback

Depends on whether he came out of the endzone before going down in the endzone

he'd need to have made a conscious effort to go backwards, where as he just was because of the in, it would not be a safety. i think he need to go out, then back in and be tackled for a safety.

>Spain unironically picked the Ravens

literally a country of retards

>Broncucks over Pats with 2 cupcake wins
>Steelers still top 5 after only scoring 3
>Panthers top 10 after getting exposed
>Cardinals top 10 after getting exposed

Why is this list almost as autistic as E$SPN's list?

wtf i hate the broncos even more now

Seattle being TOP 5 is my full retard facepalm on this one

my dad called me to tell me that the seacucks were gonna turn it over

mfw he was right

They should be top 10 because they're defense still carries them.

Uncucked NFL Power Rankings
(Pre TNF Edition)

1. Patriots
2. Vikings
3. Broncos
4. Eagles
5. Packers
6. Seahawks
7. Chiefs
8. Ravens
9. Steelers
10. Giants
11. Panthers
12. Cowboys
13. Raiders
14. Redskins
15. Dolphins
16. Rams
17. Texans
18. Cardinals
19. Chargers
20. Bengals
21. Colts
22. 49ers
23. Falcons
24. Lions
25. Jets
26. Bills
27. Buccaneers
28. Titans
29. Saints
30. Jaguars
31. Browns
32. Da Bears

>2 cupcake wins

Broncos have had a harder schedule than the P*triots

This is what delusional Broncucks fans believe

Just like they did in 2012 and then faced a real tough team and got meme'd

>three 1-2 teams vs two 1-2 teams and one 2-1 team

JUST: the division

Got all these games, anyone want webums? i was lazy as fuck collecting week 2, sorry.

Was great before the the injury but back injuries are bad, esp. his in particular. He might never be the same again sadly.

Think Watts is fucked if he keeps trying to come back too soon again? I say he's going to Boz way. Gonna have the back of an 80 year old soon

JJ Watt has a better shot at recovering, he's a freak of nature and still pretty young.

Backs aren't a fucking joke, especially for someone on the line

You realize ex NFL players still have to play the game righ?t Or they don't get their pension and benefits. This includes having to shill for the top NFL stars

No one ever 100 percent recovers from a back injury. Watt will play again but he'll never be the same.

>my face when a raidnigger fan tries to tell me Cooper is the best WR from the 2015 draft

>half of the nfl analysts don't have a pick for tnf
>every one that does has bengals winning
Is the analyst curse going to btfo bungles or is miami too bad to even take advantage of the meme magic?

You know your team is bad when you struggle to beat the browns

>buffalel running back goes to seattle and becomes elite
It's pottery

Dalton has won primetime games before.

Look I'm a Toxins fan, and they deserve to be way lower in the ranks.

I'd pick Miami +7, their defense will keep it close.

yao ming is 7'6" genius

Fast Willie Parker. I thought that motherfucker was gonna set the league on fire for years

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>Dalton in primetime
if it was a sunday morning game Cinci would win for sure.

It wasn't a joke, you just are too young to know who Yao Ming is.

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More of a Bird fan myself, if i'm being quite honest and sincere.

Ming is a meme

Bird is GOAT

Would Yao Ming have been GOAT in the NFL?

Only player besides Isaiah Thomas who could school Michael Jordan but Bird was a lot older and could still shut MJ down.

>asian
he's not samoan so no

Try to be semi-serious here but when will an openly gay player that isn't a 3rd string punter or some shit actually play in the fucking league? I'm not talking about a HoF worthy QB or anything either, a defense/offense starter would be fine. Fuck knows why I'm thinking about this but it popped into my head.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with the Jags this year? I had them contending for the AFC South title but they look like dogshit.

Because most people in the world are straight user.

Jags are this year's NFL darlings to have a breakout year, everyone is surprised.

>Try to be semi-serious here but when will an openly gay player that isn't a 3rd string punter or some shit actually play in the fucking league? I'm not talking about a HoF worthy QB or anything either, a defense/offense starter would be fine. Fuck knows why I'm thinking about this but it popped into my head.

imo it'd have to be Someone who doesn't come out until after he proves himself, i know that sounds kinda odd, but then he negates all the 'gay hype' or different 'gay 'reactions' to his play. Then it will end up as a 'really makes ya think' thing. So long as their a player first and foremost and they aren't the type of fag that acts like he's any different.

But as long as he's good and and doesn't be a SJW shill himself i think there won't be a big deal.
But if he doesn't follow that track i don't know if they will really make it in the NFL as a media nightmare, that or just be the equivalent of Jimmy Graham and mention he played basketball.

"wow mike, for someone who takes it in the ass, he REALLY knows how to get out of the grasp of another man'

America is tired of the gay agenda. Nobody wants immoral degenerates in the league as role models for children.

>role models for children.
Concussions, domestic violence, drug and steroid abuse

The NFL is not for children to get role models

>4. (7.615) Philadelphia Eagles [+6, +1.282]

Eagles are winning the Owl and there is nothing you can do about it!

>Texans as your best win

Kek

Concussions? That's what happens when you play a contact sport.

Domestic Violence? Yeah that's why Ray Rice doesn't have a job anymore.

Drug and steroid abuse? Kids don't have to watch the NFL to know that this is a problem.

Homosexuality is different because the media makes a big deal out of it and everyone accepts it as being a good thing, when in fact this is harmful brainwashing that severely effects the future of all children.

If Eli Manning and Joey Bosa can hold out and refuse to play why wouldn't any draft pick refuse to play for the browns?

The factory of sadness will chew you up and spit you out.

If Joe Flacco went to the Browns would he even still be in the league?

Like i said if they are all gay agenda, they'd likely not make it, but if they act like it's just nothing and wait a long time to reveal, it'd be a actually progressive thing imo.

I don't care what the fuck some rando does , as long as he keeps it to himself. Some faggot who doesn't shut the fuck up about it would piss me off the same though

side note, good god these Russian NFL torrents are such high fucking quality

Why the dick do they have Seattle 1 place away from them?
Man that is nuts. where are the 12s stacking that power ranking

really makes ya think

Oh..nevermind

> gayness is immoral

It's a sin actually and disgusts Jesus.

it's the same with touching yourself

or believing in science

>science is based on belief

kek

Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't give a fuck, but go ahead and follow what some kid piddler wrote in their rule book

again

evolution is a false religion and proven wrong.

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>current year
>not touching yourself to gay science

wew

Tebow pls

60% of all new HIV infections are homosexual men

Homosexual men are more likely to contract a sexual disease

Homosexual men are more likely to molest children

Homosexual men are more likely to have multiple sexual partners

Homosexual men have higher tendency to have mental illness

Gay people=okay in my books
Faggots= Gas 'em

You're either gay or you're not. All sin is equal in God's eyes.

>citing muh bible instead of based Jesus

gr8 b8 m8

>60% of all new HIV infections are homosexual men
>Homosexual men are more likely to contract a sexual disease

It's the same in most smaller communities; things have a tendency to spread more completely in small communities than in large ones. Even then the issue is STDs, not homseuxality. Easily fixed through the use of condoms or avoidance of the diseased.

> Homosexual men are more likely to have multiple sexual partners

Not really a bad thing is it. If anything, I'm envious.

> Homosexual men have higher tendency to have mental illness

Living in a society that considers you an immoral degenerate might be one of the underlying causes.

> Homosexual men are more likely to molest children

Troubling if true, but pedophilia is not a necessary feature of homosexuality. Even then the issue is pederasty, not homosexuality in itself.

Wow, never expected a fin to be this ignorant. You are definitely a homosexual.

on the fag point alot of the pedos were molested themselves too.

Let that not be any humanization of those godless fucks though. just pointing that out.

The only cure for them is death

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>this ignorant

Why did Cred Forums appropriate my fucking team....
Worse than bedbugs.

Miami got away with that one since the Browns just picked a kicker off the street three days before the game to start for them

>you're ignorant because you're not as progressive as I am

>leaf

Touching yourself is disgusting and keeps you from ever being in a meaningful relationship

That's just classic Dolphins, then knowing them they'll likely play way to the Bengals level now, even after that terrible showing

Read a book nigger

>You will never get paid to drive a boat around the Italian coastline while Brady and Giselle fug in the back seat
Why even live

Stop being a homosexual

This is the best meme of 2016

He was mocking your incorrect use of the word not an opinion. At least pretend to know the language you speak, you fucking mongoloid.

Vertical is superior, everyone looks like a fucking fatheads running around, my sides can't handle it

What are the chances the Ravens troll their way to another ring?

>samefag
>refers to self as "he"

The fin is ignorant. He looks for excuses to justify the inherit degeneracy of homosexuals.

AIDS has been a pandemic for over 30 years, especially in the homosexual community. Yet faggots continue to have frequent unprotected sex with multiple partners

They continue to molest children, while claiming they deserve the right to adopt

They claim to be perfectly normal while being more susceptible to mental disorders, aside from their primary disorder of homosexuality.

You can look for excuses all day, won't change reality. It's like when retards blame black IQs and crime statistics on their socioeconomic status even though blacks who grow up wealthy still have lower IQs and blacks who grow up in better areas and schools still tend to commit more crime.

I'm referring to the leaf's comment you mong.

>no reading comprehension
>doesn't know what words mean

How's life been after dropping out of middle school?

>tfw traded far too much for Decker

see this one has some points at least.

Yeah i did say i despise faggots, them and the fucking Junkies made aids a thing,

The gender dysphoria faggots who think they need to cut their dick off have been proven to without a doubt to never get better that way instead of real mental help. They are degenerates. I'm iffy on the adopting thing because faggots shove their dogma down their kids throats ironic considering their likely anti gay upbringing instead of a who cares thought, which is my thought .

Pretty much to TLDR the tame normal fucking functioning homos are the only acceptable ones. You'd be surprised how many end that way

Dykes are a meme and literally don't exist btw

There is nothing normal about homosexuality anyway you put it. Stop defending them you closet homo. Go back to /LGBT/.

browns will go win now next year and sign tany romos so he and da land can finally get da ring for da land

laterally cant prove me incorect

This desu.

Romo is going behind the wall come November so you might as well put your stock somewhere else.

Romo is American born, white and has light skin despite living so far south
his name is obviously of Italian origin

I actually have a bad feeling about this game, maybe it was the constant fuck ups from Pacman and the defense in general plus another """"fumble"""" but ive got a feeling >we're gonna lose in an embarrassing fashion.

Dont play on the Bengals level today unless you want the game to be 4 hours long from constant penalties.

Zero, because the colts and Vikings are in the script mate

>if I make believe hard enough it will actually happen

>SEC football is thought to be some of the best college ball in the country
>NFL south divisions are dumpster fires

hmm really makes you think...

>Vikings in the owl
Ah, the classic sad story.

What's a good survivor pool pick this week?

Is it the beginning of the end of an era?

Who else /Texans/ here?

spoiled and incestuous

> Colts

You're reading the script wrong mate.

You're not even going to win your division.

>gay agenda
spotted the fox news marathoner

>having a coach that is more conservative and makes less adjustments than Gary Kubiack
>Have a GM that can't draft past the 1st round
>having an owner who is rich, dying, and doesn't care because the Toxins are one of the most financially successful franchises
>Best player on injured reserve and will probably never recover from the worst injury a player can have
>Will probably win division only to be laughed at in the wildcard game due to shit conference
>Hosting superbowl to feel even worse about football
>Houston, Texico
>Quarterback with no accuracy
>only saving grace is DeAndre Hopkins making acrobatic catches for garbage, inaccurate QB
>Will Fuller, no hands, runs really fast but 1 trick pony
>Special Teams
>Antonio Smith
>Texico

>Gary Kubiak doesn't make adjustments

He sure as shit didn't when he was the Texans coach.

Gary is a far better coach than Bill. Bill makes no adjustments.

2-1 mate
more than half of rodgers seasons have started with a worse record
if any era is ending it will likely be the mccarthy or capers era at the end of the season

>He actually believes Hillary will win

Most of the best players in the game come from southern colleges.

Good. You cheating faggots deserve it.

NFL has been dying for an underdog story for a while and the Vikings are classic underdogs while not being complete shit.

I'm genuinely curious how the trump supporters are going to handle it when he loses. They will cry "rigged!" just like sports fans call refball when their team loses, but then what? 4 more years of being pissed off? Is trump actually sinking the party? This will be 12 possibly 16 straight years of Ls

Triple double confirms it.

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Explain this, Dak haters

Seattle needs to pick up Jabril Peppers. Guy looks like a wacko. And a perfect match.
Fucking laying faggots out.

More republicans voted this election than Democrats

Trump is winning over swing states. He's turning Vermont of all places, Red

The Republican party has been more united than it's been in years. People were literally yelling their demand fro Trump in the convention and dissenters, the few that were there, were overruled. GOP =/= the entire Republican party

Clinton has been losing ground daily, even after the first debate, her numbers continued to drop

Clinton could barely win against a self admitted socialist of all people

Get ready for Trump libfaggot.

The Day of the Rope is coming for you, numale cuck.

giants redskins and bears is objectively easier than browns bears steelers

especially considering bears were playing with an injured alshon jeffrey and without their starting qb who were all 100% and 16 players named on the injury report, many of them starters, as opposed to 1 in week 2 hosting the eagles

they really really need to fix soldier """""""""""""""""field""""""""""""""""""""""

It's going to be funny how many fucking Marxist faggots are going to cry when Trump wins and Hillary gets fucking hung for treason.
I bet your favorite football team is some faggot one too, you kike.

Kyle Boller was objectively the worst football player in NFL history

TY Thursday

getatgarnett peep dat trade in the fantasy league m8

We did it, boys

>oui

>week 1, score 31
>week 2, score 7
>week 3, score 32
>week 4, going to score 0
what a fun season it's been already

Solid gold

What if Kaep retakes the starting position and for the first game as starter, he plays really well and comes out of the closet on national tv?

>when Dilfer has a ring and you dont

That's a weird facemask

Bro ur a cuck

>Our first round pick can't get his achilles to stay healthy.
>Our defensive line is nonexistent.
>Our O-line is thin
>1-2

solid autism

When the fuck is Jamaal Charles going to return? You'd think a rich fuck in the NFL could recover within a year from an ACL injury. Jesus christ. I think he is just being a nigger and milking this for whats its worth.

>Falcons Matt Ryan wins NFC Offensive Player of the Month
>Falcons Deion Jones win Defensive Rookie of the Month

Are they, dare I say it, elite?

Are you telling me that picking up the Washing Defense this week against Cleveland was a mistake?

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Marvin Jones > AJ Green

>the next three games

o shit

Except youre delusional if you think NE has a harder schedule.

no they are shit but will somehow meme that brutal schedule to 9-10 wins and for the 4th seed and a first round exit

>puntards

no

>capers baby

Jokes aside, I think if we come out of this 3 game stretch at least 1-2, it'd be a pretty big accomplishment.

If they actually get out of that schedule with 10 wins, they'd be fucking legit. They're likely going to face almost at least 3-4 of the top 5 defenses in the NFL by the time the season is over.

I don't think it's going to happen though. They'll probably finish 8-8 at best. Their defense is still too awful.

>Their defense is still too awful.
probably but maybe not
they made huge leaps last year and so far they have faced 3 gunslingers that are liable of blowing up any given night

2-1 would be really impressive. 3-0 means the script writers are high as fuck this season.

>Flacco has had 4 kids with this womanlet

I thought he was elite?

>tfw season already over

maybe will trade for a franchise qb next offseason right

yes and his name will be Tim Bradley

I can't get over it, lads.

You better be trolling son. The Patriots have a considerably harder schedule.

Patriots play NFC West and AFC North, both had two playoff teams last year
Broncos play NFC South and AFC South, both only had one winning team last year

You mad, tyrone?

>mexicans and chinese have the correct opinion
maybe i've misjudged them

Over what?

does your team have a nigger quarterback that does nigger celebrations?

new trip please kill yourself

>2 divisional games then a freebie is objectively easier than 2 freebie games then a out-conference contender
That's just stupid. Not implying the Eagles don't look great, but beyond the Steelers you can't say they haven't had the most cushy schedule so far, especially within the NFCE.

That's definitely my favorite celebration in a long, long time.

And i'm dropping the trip as soon as the Phillies season is over.

anyone else kinda thinks wentz sucks?

let me know when he plays a good team

He Won't Have To Play A Good Team Til The Super Bowl. NFC Is Hot Garbage This Year.

carson has a cute doggo
>steelers aren't good

Definitely the most based way to have a great celebration move and not violate the no fun rule.

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Ironically, your moms name is Wentz, if you catch my drift.

i never said the steelers you good

>Cred Forums is one person

god eagle fans are dumb

He was making fun of it clearly.

You know its a shit QB list when Charlie Frye is the best QB on it.

>spain

>let me know when he plays a good team
you are implying that the steelers aren't a good team with that statement
learn to read and maybe think about what you post

You Have Down Syndrome And The Vikes Will Shit Down His Throat

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>how can anyone respect someone who would murder such a majestic, beautiful creature in cold blood?

AFC > NFC

you literally cannot dispute this

Spain respects a city that is good at chimp outs

steelers are pretenders and i've said that before getting BTFO

eagles are still pretty legit tho

NFC has more owls and more consistently good teams and upstarts whereas the AFC is consistently shit with the same teams dominating for decades.

get a smaller woman and it makes your dick look and feel bigger

Isn't Flacco like 6'7"?

I'd imagine that's what a regular sized woman would look like next to someone that tall.

things are op

This season 5 out of the top 7 teams are in the AFC. that's what i was talking about.

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How long till dak gets exposed

Do they play the pats this year
If so that's when

>Only 3 games in

Don't do this. Falcons won 6 games in a row last season then lost the rest.

That's because the failcons are an NFC team lol

What are your top 7 teams?

>tfw fapping to cytherea porn while waiting for TNF

Is there a more bitchmade player in the league? Besides OBJ of course

Question: legarette blount has never gotten nearly any outside runs in previous years on the patriots, right? I feel like he's having some great success on those tosses from garoppolo/brissett. Can we chalk this up to him finally having a full off-season with the team, having fully healthy hips, or did mcdaniels/belichick learn something about him they hadn't known before?

Anyone have statistics about his run direction percentages (i.e. Outside tackle, inside tackle, inside guard)?

bleedinggreennation.com/2016/9/29/13089870/philadelphia-eagles-carson-wentz-dallas-cowboys-dak-prescott-nfc-east

>Even Sheagle fans are admitting Dak>Bustz

I don't have the stats to back it up but eye test suggests that he does run outside more.

But his increased production can be attributed almost 100% to increased workload. He's getting 25.0 carries per game this season, compared to 13.9 in 2015 and 9.6 in 2013. His YPA is the lowest it has been since 2012 (still at Tampa)

does anyone actually think dak is better than wentz right now

cowgirls and negroes

>CB Nevin Lawson said the NFL admitted to Lions that his 66-yard PI penalty shouldn't have been called last week in GB

It's ok, at this point I'm numb to it. All feeling died after the bullshit penalty for Rodger's hail mary last season. I fully expect the bullshit penalties now.

>Win with any QB

It's been three games.

I wonder how Garop and Brisett are on a cold january night.

Hey, guys, ask an NFL QB, anything!

Some guidelines:
-I will not reveal who I am
-I AM NOT GAY, DAMNIT

Sup Wroggers.

are you gay

What's Eddie Lacy like in the locker room?

I know I'm a europoor but is Aaron Rodgers being gay the end of the world in America? He's a great quarterback nonetheless.

What's your favorite gundam

their best player wants to finish his career on the browns for some insane reason.

Hi Johnny, you really hit a low huh? Posting on Cred Forums for attention now.

>not recognizing sarcasm aimed at BtB

ur dum

>Take what the defense gives you
>Suddenly you're a checkdown babby
Why is Cred Forumsso bad

>He's a winner
>He's a leader
>He's shattering expectations
Teboq pt 2

TYBC

He at least has more talent than Tebow though.

>No heismans
>More talent
Lol

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>5 natties in a row
>not talent

kirk cousins will /activate/ against the browns and will not be able to be stopped and the washington redskins will take home the superbowl and and tom brady will be cowering in the corner with vomit dribbling down his fake chin

Tebow won 5 natties?

Look at that determination, and to think he went down the field afterwards and won his team the game makes it even more chilling

Too bad it's just the aint's

It's rare for Heisman players to have success in the NFL so that's not really something to be ashamed of.

You know what baffles me? All throughout the off-season and especially leading up to the draft, Carson Wentz was always marked with questionable accuracy, especially on deeper passes. But in the 3 games he's been a deadeye with all his passes. Was that just a case of one scout saying it and everyone jumping on, or was his accuracy really an issue at NDSU and the coaches got it out of him?

dicklets everyone

It really blew up after the draft too. Everyone and their mother was reporting on wobbly passes from him

>Spain not buying media hype
for once, Spain is alright

People will never learn that analysts aren't always right and that people can improve their game.

Analysts thought Tom Brady was slow, unfit, and had a questionable arm, look how well that turned out

Will MNF be a good game?? Im worried about a blowout

not sure, but the following MNF is going to be a blowout for sure

how do payton and loomis get away with it?

Muh Katrina

How big is big dick deckers dick?

Left side of the Patriots OL is much better this year, we have a new C and LG and Solder is playing again.

Hello Aaron.

I think it's too close to call. I think people that are calling one or the other hacks are just too partisan. Wentz has the better stats but that Eagles offense has accommodated him well. Dak doesn't look as impressive stat-wise, but he's wearing a suit fit for Tony Romo.

ITT: Most delusional Facebook posts.

>lost by a helmet catch. and little known FACT that you dont know about because NE are not crybabies

On speaking about 18-1

You don't really take into account that Wentz has the keys. He has complete control once the huddle breaks. Its very rare for a rookie to not only have that, but to use it with such great effect. I think both will be great players, but so far Wentz, when you look at the film, has been wholly more impressive

why are people expressing malcontent with the political and socioeconomic status of the united states of america by boycotting a football league

>"Marvin Jones is shit and the Lions overpaid for a fourth receiving option on the Bengals!"
>"Matthew Stafford is a Megaton babby, he'll be shit this season!"
>mfw

I agree, but again his command over the team could be attributed to how well he fits the design of the offense. A lot of passes are first reads, a lot are screens, hasn't been pressured much, etc. I agree that Wentz has impressed more thus far, but still nothing is set in stone.

>1-2
>lost to packers and tits
>most yards in garbage time
wew
pretty big

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Shouldn't you be going to evening prayers right now Mohammed?

>The NFL is so scared of the Broncos they hire an hitman

denverpost.com/2016/09/29/man-accused-trespassing-broncos-training-center-threatening-john-elway/

Loins losing to the pack had everything to do with the loins shitty defense and loins losing to the tits had everything to do with blown calls and the loins giving themselves stupid penalties

The lions offense, especially Jones and Stafford have been great

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Good. Fuck the Broncucks.

>1 pick curse

>an hitman
The NFL will never be as scared of the Broncos as Colorado is scared of education and literacy you chicken shit, hillbilly hick inbred fuck.

Tom Pls. You need to be getting ready for week 5.

>colorado
>hillbillys

What are you talking about? That's not even a stereotype, let alone a good insult, since Colorado is nowhere near the south.

I miss Rudock

Colorado is a northern state retard

>actually picking the Ravens
>"experts"

Other than Jordy Nelson, Marcus Peters has more ints than every other WR has touchdowns

>gaydurrs
>good

lol

Can't wait until the Broncos decline and you hole up and return to wherever the fuck you were before they became relevant.

Seriously: Fuck you. It's not just that you're obnoxious, but that you and the rest of them turn every fucking thread into a Broncos v. Patriots shitfling fest and it's fucking insufferable and with Peyton retired is hardly even warranted at this point.

You're not a real fan. You weren't here when the Broncos were losing and drafting in the top 10. You were no where to be seen. You don't love your team. You're shallow. You're vapid. You're nothing. You're like a goddamn real housewife, vicariously living through some team's success to obscure the fucking vacuum that is your life.

Get the fuck out of my general.

You know, just get the fuck out of my board.

The madman!

>Jaworski picked against the Pats in the previous 3 weeks
>picks Pats in week 4
>Pats lose

The falcons are trash

Submitted on time this time :^)

Nice fresh pasta! But who wasn't shitposting about Orton and TeGOAT?

>Orton
Exactly. You're not a fan.

You can't even remember when Cutler was their QB.

>this nigga talking like he was shitposting on Cred Forums back when Plummer was QB

I can remember Plummer.

>Implying I didn't watch Elway, Griese, Cutlet, and Danny fucking Kanell start for muh buncos

>I can use Google
Filtered.

Oh and I saw Plummer play at ASU when I was a child. How did I forget him?

ITT: Statistically top 5 QBs

I'm not him you mongoloid.

>Ywn see Wentz throw a 50/50 to DGB over Brandon Carr

>you're a mongoloid because you can't tell Anonymous poster number one from Anonymous poster number two

You are dumb, and I've actual reason to call you dumb after you just posted that, unlike your unwarranted "Mongoloid" comment.

Dumb.

>I can use Google and make up stories
Filtered.

2011 offense + 2014 defense

Stafford and Megatron have three rings.

>filtering anonymous

Yeah, so? He's an asshole

I kinda want to see a playbook size comparison from coaches around the league

Pretty much. Him or Madden

100% completion rate.

you may only reply to this post if you have a top 5 DB

not so fast non-AFC West plebs

I kinda want to see a dick size comparison from your mom for all the dicks she's sucked around the world

You have a fetish for morbidly obese chain smoking senior citizens

Malcolm Jenkins makes a case for best safety in the NFL. He was last year's best as it was

I'm a huge Jenkins fan, I have his jersey, but even I'm not sure I'd say "best safety in the NFL". Just like some other Eagles players, he has a tendency to drop passes. Several last year, and at least one this year so far.

Sure... those passes weren't actually meant for him, but he still dropped them.

I wanna see a dick size comparison across the NFL haha

I wonder who has the biggest dick haha

It's probably a punter or longsnapper, some skinny little white guy hiding a 10 inch python

You don't understand.

I'm a developer. I maintain one of the most widely used Cred Forums extensions, and the word "Broncos," and its various alterations, are being added to my filter in addition to every Broncos-associated image in the last 10 threads, this one included, and when I release the latest update for my Cred Forums extension, I will inextricably embed this filter in the code.

For the hundreds of people that download my extension, all Broncos-related posts and propaganda, in addition to any posts that are replies to these posts, will be filtered.

I hope you appreciate the gravity of this. Not only will posts related to the Broncos be filtered, but any replies will also be filtered, for anyone with this extension. Do you understand yet? Even people that DON'T have the extension will stop acknowledging Broncos-posting. They'll recognize that, whenever they respond to a post about the Broncos, their reply count severely dwindles and they'll stop responding to anything Broncos related altogether! Do you understand now? It's genius! Nefarious!

All Broncos-related content and discussion will be systematically phased OUT of /nfl/! You will wake up in the morning, eager and giddy to post your shitty little Broncos meme only to recall that NO ONE WILL REPLY.

YOU WILL BE INVISIBLE, TO EVERYONE.

What little joy your existence maintained will slowly dissipate as your team fades into the infinite abyss and you can do nothing to stop it. Your allies and friends will betray you, dismiss you and your team because they don't want their posts to be filtered as well.

It will be as though the Broncos don't exist in this general.

This is what you've pushed me to do.

Haha, you poked the bear but now you understand that I'm not one to be trifled with. No. I, my poor, rhetorically crippled friend, am not the one.

The numbers from last season don't lie

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PETERS
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would be interesting

new thread
new thread

he is stellar in coverage he tackles better than any other db and can even be asked to cover man to man

Completely blown the fuck out by Portugal lel

Pretty funny considering 70% of Colorado are transplant fucks from Commiefornia, Shitcongo, Jew York, or Texass.

You should just become an hero.

>Nobody taking the Titans or the rams
I honestly like their chances, palmer has been proven to be complete shit this year against the pressure of a thin blanket let alone donald and Quinn
And the Titans have been running the ball well and I think they have a chance against the shitty texans

lol lets just take his word for it

>grab and hold WRs arm
>appear to influence receivers movement as he turn for the catch and feet get tangled

>"we din do nothin"
>"da refs juss hate us!!1!"