EDMONTON OILERS vs VANCOUVER CANUCKS - Preseason Meme Matchup

REEEE REMOVE LUCKSWING

FUCKING BASEBALL ISNT OVER

FUCKING BLUEJAYS I HOPE YOUR PLANE GOES DOWN AND YOU STOP INTERRUPTING HOCKEY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

same 2bh. Hope the Blue Gays are one and done

Sportsnet one has the game.

>virtanen hurt

lmao, what a bust

THICC

>there are people on this planet who actually pay real money to sit through 9 innings of boreball
why not just get a hotel room if you need to sleep that bad???

>this oilers starting defense pair

Who /OilCountry/ here?

Can already tell the Oilels will win. Lel.

late hit on mcbust when?

If it wasn't for the McMeme line and Miller this would probably be the most literally who pre season game ever

Puljujärvi will not make this team over Kharia or Cagguila

>cantpucks broadcast talking like gudbranson is not a pylon

is pulpooppopop playing oiler lads?

How long until he's cut?

no

>mcdavid wearing a A
just give him the fucking 'C' and stop wasting everyones time

Who is Doorstep gonna get his ass kicked by tonight? Kassian?

everytime i get mad about gudbranson, i remember le cant skate or score man

not soon enough

>coilers

NICE BREAK OUT PASS BUST

LE CANT SKATE OR SCORE OR CHIP THE PUCK OUT MAN
KEK

i hate reinhart so fucking much

Delete this

Le cant skate or score man isn't getting paid >$4.5 million next year, unlike Gudbust

good going reinbust

>tfw the oilers are going to lose to the cantpucks Z team because of a bust

>c0i1ers

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>oilels

>stecher

WHO?

Give him time to cultivate

He is also an actual NHL defenseman unlike your bust you traded a 16th and a 33rd for
LEL

Why not?

He played in yesterdays game I think

SCAAAAAAAAAARR GO OILELS

lmao get fucked hongcouver
>miller

>generational talent can't score against the worst prospect pool in league history

Can the Oilers trade for Matthews to carry McDavid like he did in the WCOH?

BASED

>mi11er

McCann was actually a good player not some roll of the dice bust picks

Cagguila looking good nice goal

lmao how tall is cagguila

Caggiula a 3C?

Barzal and Connor will both be better than McCann

5'10" allegedly

just like gaudreau is 5'9"

Miller is shit lol

>Can'tpucks fan who isn't delusional about Gudbust
>REINHART THO
>LEL

I hate other Canucks fans.

Barzal is better

>0-3

>implying le ch the puck in man will be any good without McDavid creating plays
Lupul won't save Bustthews like McDavid did

I know lel everyone thinks he is the next duncan keith, he is fucking terrible

>Connor

Barzal got cut for HO-SANG LMAO

>loosic

>Gustavsson

pull the goalie

like how the fuck can you be 6'7 and cover almost none of the net

>Edmontonian goaltending

>the stinky smelly shit ridden cursed bodega FORMERLY known as edmonton

>bustavsson

>swedish goaltending

Nothing wrong with a 19 year old being in junior. Plenty wrong with a 22 year AHLer that was drafted top 5

holy fucking kek pull this goalie this guy sucks

Relocate Oilers when?

stecher looks pretty fucking good though lads. next hutton?

>Swedish goaltending

Is Swedish Goaltending the new Finnish Goaltending?

>tfw the oilers relocate to Iqaluit

Who /bar/ here

I'm old enough to remember when the Oilers played in the WHA. Boy how shit they are now.

TOO MUCH MAN

>that line change
hahah

TOO MUCH MAN

>Oilers 2 man advantage

can they pull it off?

>too many men
how le fuck does anybody let that call happen

Cagguila > Puljujulia

is cajewla elite??

wew

Who the fuck is caligula

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>hongcouver

mfw the oilers start a puljujarvi Cagulia Kaharia line

>He doesn't know NCAA champions Troy Stecher and Drake Cagguila

Why are you even here?

Bench Miller for the whole season already

>edmontons best player is from vancouver

some college free agent who against all conventional wisdom decided to sign with the oilers

laffs were really butthurt about it but then pretended like they didnt want him

???

>laffs were really butthurt about it but then pretended like they didnt want him
Just like Stamkos. Kek

I usually hate collage players, fuckin rich kids

>collage

All hockey players are rich kids

>mcmeme's 30k per year middle school

im already sick of this lucic with mcmeme thing, put maroon back on the top line, at least he could fucking find his way to the front of the net

>laffs were really butthurt about it but then pretended like they didnt want him

We will sign McDavid as soon as he hits UFA

Every hockey player was a spoiled rich brat.
>tfw only got to play basebore

at least we can have a good laff at laffs

>tfw only got to play niggerhoop because baseball is dead in my state

>muh canada's team

Is boreball over yet?

>tfw only got to play football and baseball
I only wish I wasn't born in California.

>selling this delusion
gudbranson is a fucking BUST

>Players don't get drafted high for no reason
Yes, they do. Bustanen, is proof enough

Wat

My juniour high was like 300something per semester, and my school was full of rich fucks who all got to play hockey.

Haha F*** the Canucks!

(This post censored by Trudeau® filter)

300 dollars?

Caggiula shitting all over the Van Cucks

news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl/who-is-connor-mcdavid-and-is-he-the-greatest-thing-to-hit-the-ice-in-30-years

>Housed in a renovated airport hangar, it is where McDavid spent Grades 7 through 9. Admission is steep. The school charges $23,500 for entrance into the hockey program and has been home to the Kingston Frontenacs’ Lawson Crouse, a potential top 10 pick in this year’s draft, NHLers Malcolm and Jordan Subban, and 2015 prospect Max Domi.

300 or 400 dollars about. So like 600-900 a year.

Is it that weird? I'm 30, has it inflated that much?

Also
>McMeme taking Hall's "A"

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school fees were $110 where i went

>Hall
who?

>not challenging that
c'mon man.

lmao how do you miss a goal

lmao fuck you canucks
>JUSTafsson

cajewla BTFO

nice elbow right to the head

Joanne is a bitch of a bitch desu

what the fuck gustafsson? its not the fucking 80s anymore

> this is bate

>Both goalies fuck up in the same minute

>being scored on by le can't skate or score man

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SCORED ON BY GRIFFIN REINHART

DEMKO ON SUICIDE WATCH
HONGCOUVER ABOUT TO RIOT

>le can't skate or score man scored

is it meme magic?

>le can't skate or score man actually scores

REINHART
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REINGOD HATERS BTFO

GRIFF
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WHAT A SNIPE

Skating and scoring :^)

DELETE THIS

>tfw mcdavid has finished more checks than lucic
why are we paying this big dumb lumbering oaf again?

The Griffin Reinhart autist officially on suicide watch

le McSorley-Gretzky-Kurri line meme

he is still a bust you fucking delusional retards

Not anymore he isn't Nigger

ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED CASUAL IN TEARS RIGHT NOW
TRUE FANS KNEW

Not anymore, Nigger

he will never be an nhl regular
god fans like you guys are embarassing

stfu lucic you literally have done nothing tonight

>le CAN skate and score man

Just a reminder, this is almost the Cantpucks opening day defence and they've let the meme tier Oilers score 3 already

opening day defence will have Sbisa though

>tfw you skate and then you score

Who's going to finish with a worse season record? The Canucks or the Oilers?

hot take: the canucks

lmao nice b8
theres 3 regulars

How bad do you think they will be?

about the same as last year, 3rd or 4th worst in the league

oilers probably ~5th worst

>McDavid: shooting% = 0
>Reinhart: shooting% = 100

McDavid is the real bust here

delete it

>He doesn't rate Reinhart

>Edler, Tanev, Gudbust, Hutton are top 4
>Edler, Gudbust, Hutton playing tonight
>Joulevi better than any other bottom pairing guy we have
>Worse player likely replaces him on opening day
>Sbisa in on opening day

This is a very defensively representative game

McDavid is like Darren Helm/Carl Hagelin/Victor Stalberg: speed and not much else.

Wrist shot Power rankings
1.Alexander Ovechkin
2.Griffin Reinhart
3. Steven Stamkos
4.Vladimir Tarasenko
5.Patrick Kane

delete this

He's known as a meat and potatoes style player. What you see is what you get with him. Nothing wrong with that, people are just going to have to adjust their expectations a bit.

>Americans thinking they know shit about hockey

3/7 defensemen is not representative, shut the fuck up

>American
>hockey knowledge
Go watch apehoop

You can't delet what is already posted.

I know that Auston Matthews had to be promoted to the first line of Team NA for McDavid to even get a point.

>oregon
>understanding hockey
go away

Scores 40 points/season like those other guys too.

>generational talent
>not even a Calder finalist

>le chip it in memethews
I could've scored the goals he got in the WC.

Is that what you tell yourself to distract from your failures?

lucic/mcdavid/eberle is a trainwreck

>He thinks the bottom pairing today isn't better than Sbisa-Larsen
>He thinks 3/4 of the top 4 playing today isn't representative

Back to Hongcouver

>score over a point gme before getting injured
>some casual non white american fan compares you to Viktor Stalberg
This is why Americans need to be banned from posting in /hoc/

Using your logic you're using your opening day offense. Glad to know you don't know the first thing about hockey.

MAROON DED

Only 8 more years.

NOT MY POO

Your country hasn't won a single Cup in your lifetime.

Nope. No one in the forward core makes the team except for maybe Rodin and no one is better than any opening day player. Learn to ready Chinkie boy

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WHY DO THEY POST HERE?

McDavid just dngled through the D and put it right to where Lucic should've been. Couldn't they hve got a decent player to play with McDavid instead of this fat Turkish goon?

t. born in 1997

I was talking about the oilers using their opening day offense you illiterate faggot

Is Lucic really just a 4th line grinder?

McDangles

>McDavid passes to no one
>it's his linemates' fault they weren't there

I'm not an Oilers fan you assumption making retard

>grinder
he hasnt done very much grinding

>American doesn't understand positional play

you're a canucks fan and you're calling other canucks fans chinks?
lol are you mentally ill or something?
are the oilers using their opening day offense?

crashing the net should be one of his wingers primary objective

Yet you're criticizing Lucic, a Canadian.

Try to maintain a consistent narrative.

>0-3

My boy Griffin "Not a bust" Reinhart with a good pinch hit

>McDavid passes to air
>Knew no one was there, but did it to teach Lucic a lesson on positional play

>Americans can't play hockey
>Ever

man this game is sloppy

Yep, I called him out because he should've been there. You defended him not being there because you're a casual American fan who's never played the game

Canucks winning

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>Rodin and Stetcher is a better combo than McMeme and Lucic

Lol

>0-3
why are americans posting here?

McDavid has played 22 minutes against the Utica Comets' reserves and has no points.

Americaitlyns please go back to watching the Kardashians

You're watching an American league. Why are you here?

>24 years
>no end in sight

lel rekt

brb killing myself

All their hockey is done for the night and you kept feeding him (You)'s and biting on b8

HAY EDMONTON NICE POWER PLAY YA DAFT CUNTS

Huehuehue

This is canadas sport.
>0-3

>coilers (they will still finish better than vancouver)

23 minutes
0 goals
0 assists
0 points
-1

Generational statline against an AHL team. And he's already in game shape, unlike everyone else on the ice

he sure as fuck isnt top winger material.