Tfw you were always picked last for teams in PE

>that kid who always sat out for basketball because he was ass
>that kid who used a basketball as a soccer ball
I was that kid.

>Always picked first at small ass high school
>Routinely score 30+ points in basketball
>Completely dominate at soccer
>Transfer to news school
>Black kid who played varsity challenges me to 1 on 1
>Rek him 10-0
>Evryone in my class pretends they aren't surprised

>tfw you were handsome af chad and fucked all the slores in school.
> tfw picked first all the time.

>Always picked first
>Never played
Pick one

>fat kid
>picked to be guard or tackle
>was actually good at it
>coach took notice , too shy and timid to say no
>end up doing it until 3rd year in college
>got drafted in 2014 , tried out but got cut some time later, got to keep some money
>don't know why I'm still posting here after 6 years

reveal your team and position drafted

ill only give you a division
Any more and I'll be found out

NFC south

No you didnt

>Be friends with only needy kids
>Way bigger then every other kid and somewhat athletic too
>Put the team on my back in every PE class

>Bullies challenge my ragtag group of outcasts to a football match
>We decide to play tackle football because the recess aide wasnt there
>Nobody believed I played football because I had to play with a faraway team because it was the only non weight limit team around
>Kid catches ball down the middlemof the field and isnt looking forward as he turns around
>Tackle him perfectly
>He's on the ground gasping for air
>Those bullies never fucked with me again

I got picked in the middle even though I always did the best. I was really cocky and everyone hated me plus people would usually just pick their friends then fuck around and smoke cigarettes

>tfw always picked 5th

I was usually picked in the middle.

I have a good life.

>picked first or was captain
>lost virginity at 16
>94 ter
rekt

>always picked 3rd or 4th
>always played above average
>never good enough
>dad leaves for smokes
>doesn't come back

>tfw you were always captain in PE

Donald, will I ever have sex?

>tfw picked after the girls.

Only time I ever got picked first was for floor hockey and dodgeball and that's because I was fucking ruthless and the teacher didn't really care

What if I get trips?

...

will I ever get a qt gf?

Donald, will you kys after you horribly lose?

reminds me of a tragic story of my past

>Joined the youth football team when in 4th grade
>Originally was just doing it because my other buds were playing, but by 6th grade I was actually one of the best on the team
>Had tried out QB last year and was pretty much a lock for starter next year cuz my dad was joining the coaching squad
>Next town over was our biggest rivals, hated those faggots, and it turned out we had our opener against them
>Couldn't wait to beat the shit out of them
>Early on in the game we got down a TD and they held that lead for most of the game, and with time running out in the game and down by 6 points , I was coming in to make the comeback happen
>Nothing could have prepared me for what happened next
>All of a sudden when I was dropping back to hurl a dragon, I got hit with the force of a thousand suns
>Blindsided, I couldn't even see the fucker
>As soon as I got hit, I blacked out
>Didn't want the game to end this way, it was my time
>Ambulence called, was rushed to the ICU
>Dad wakes me up after I was in a minor coma for about 2 weeks
>As I laid there, I learned that we lost the game that day and that the kid who hit me didn't even get in any trouble, even though my dad tried to make him come visit me
>Demanded to know who he was, wanted to beat the piss out of him. My dad didn't want to tell me because I was a nut and he didn't want me hurting anyone, but eventually he would speak words that I will never forget. My dad said
>"And his name is..."

thank you donald

Trumpposter here, I promise to visit Peru again before I turn 30. Can't wait to taste fresh lucuma again.

I was one of the last two and often the last.

>play pickup basketball
>only white person
>picked last
>drop 15 points game 1

You become president instead

Roll

Should weeaboos be put to death?

Kadeem Edwards or Javon Rooks

Noice, time to nuke Canada!

I was always bottom 5th but never last. I'm bad at sports but not a splerg

Welp, time to vote for Donald

>always picked first for basketball
>always picked high or middle for all other sports
>tfw you have never known the feeling of being picked last

You don't belong here.

>Be Spic, and one of the few non-obese in PE
>"OK Class, today we are going to play Soccer"
>Black Guys, fat kids and even the asian picked infront of me. By the "captain". QB for the High School Team.
>Actually believes he will be playing handegg
>Teacher assigns me to the team with the other Spic on the opposite side.
>White Guy has smug face.
>Teacher Blows whistle.
>Fellow Spic scores a Hat-trick, I net a Brace and assist the other Spic and one of the fat guys even.
>Teacher Called the game 10 Minutes early.
>11-3

You want to always pick the spics when you play soccer and want to win, otherwise you end up with niggers who don't understand the concept of using your feet to kick a ball.

>tfw pick 3-6ish in PE
>tfw first overall in dodgeball

Most people would skip soccer week in my gym class because it's such a shitty sport. Even when I showed up the white guys would just boot the ball away as far as we could and watch the foreign kids run and get it everytime. It was actually pretty funny

>was short and skinny as fuck, basically a runt, but decently athletic and tried hard in PE because i loved playing sports
>was always picked first or near first because everyone knew I was good at sports and my team would always win at PE
>however, when i would try to play at lunch or after school or whatever with people who actually played as well, because of my size i sucked ass and would never get picked because i was too small to be good at anything when i had to play with others who were good at the sport

anyone know this feel?

>play dodgeball in elementary school
>really good dodger but really bad thrower
>always the last one standing on losing team
>"come on user! Throw the balls" they'd all scream. Keep dodging until literally all the balls were on my side
>"you have the throw the balls user" says the gym teacher
>pick up ball
>throw it with all my strength at the closest girl
>it floats safely into her arms

>tfw it was race war in pe again
>sawker
>spics vs whites
>got to be with whites cause I was the only white looking spic and had white friends
>spics tryhard against us
>I steal the ball
>dribble around them and score
>feel captain tsubasa
>spics try to injure me
>friends got my back
>race war breaks out
>knock out 2 illegals
>don't get in trouble
>all spics the get sent to detention
>we never played sawker ever again

>tfw teacher would assign teams and always somehow managed to have all the hockey team fags on one team and all the fuck ups on the other.
>tfw I was always on the fuck up team.

>picking teams for basketball
>fat
>didn't know or talk to any kids in my PE class
>mfw I wasn't picked last

fucking checked

> Standing with 20 kids in 7th grade PE
> 2 players chosen as captains to draft remaining 18 players for football teams that period
> Team A captain picks #1 player
> Team B captain picks #2 player
> Team A captain picks #3 player
> Team B captain picks #4 player
> ...
> Team A captain picks #15 player
> Team B captain picks #16 player
> Team A captain picks #17 player
> Team B captain says "Lets play"
> PE teacher is off setting up something for kids that don't want to play, not paying attention
> Team A and Team B walk away towards the football pitch
> Run after them and have to ask if i can be on a team until someone says "uhh, sure"

>always picked last in dodgeball
>always last man standing

seems like 90% of this thread was always picked 1st. yep, thats why we are all on an anime imageboard, because we are, as this faggot says "handsome as fuck chads"

have a good day y'all

>never got picked first cause I didn't have any friends
>never got picked last cause I was average at sports

>tfw I was picked according to how well I played the previous day
50/50 chance I would be picked first or last desu, honestly it depended on how often I got the ball thrown my way (I loved playing safety, guaranteed INTS)

>was so shit that the teacher made me play with the girls

Order of picking teams:
>most athletic and skilled
>best friend
>most athletic
>most skilled
>most effort
>least fat/least lazy
>skinny nerd
>smelly fat lazy nerd

OP If you wanted to kill yourself because you got picked last literally all you had to was either get less fat or just not be lazy

>that fast kid named Brandon

>be too lazy and intelligent for sports
>started always wanting to be the goalie
>be elite goalie
>people realize having not the shittiest person on the team be goalie is really helpful
>revolutionize PE in my school forever

>not capitalizing on this
>ending up here

I was but not because I couldnt play. I only actually do anything if i had a shit team. If youre on a good team, theres always the kids trying hard to be heroes all game and you get like no touches unless you were their buddy. One guy hated me so much during grade school because id literally do nothing and wouldnt celebrate with him.

I was like this until I just learned how to catch while still throwing like a baby kitten.

El PeruANO just won a decent wall, not that Machu Pichu shit

>that strong kid named Tony
>that fat kid named Earl

>russia
>tony
>earl

Really?!

I was always in the middle

>tfw you locked yourself in the bathroom crying during PE

I was always last even though i was pretty good at most sports. Guess I was just really unpopular.

What's the matter, this place isn't for sore loosers only. I come here to discuss sports and watch occasional porn on my free time.

i know this feel

Who was he?

if you're being picked last it's usually because you're terribly autistic, good luck "capitalizing"

>tfw you pretended to be sick on PE days so you weren't embarrassed

>grade 10
>be 225 lb fatass
>join football team
>played defensive tackle but absolutely sucked and never came off the bench
>dream was to always play wide receiver and maybe play in the CFL some day
>decide to get my shit together, skip grade 11 football and lose 60lb
>join grade 12 team as wr
>still slow but had probably 3rd best hands on the team
>still never get playing time despite wowing some teammates in practice
>one game they put in some 130lb manlet who just joined the team who I swear to god never caught 1 ball in practice for a goalline play, drops wide open pass
>4 months later at prom after party
>teammate comes up to me and says everyone wanted me to start but coach didn't like me for whatever reason

thanks for killing my dreams you prick

I was shit at football even though im not a nerdy weakling. Used to get picked quite early, not because they wanted me on their team as such but because they knew I'd spend the match kicking people and would rather be on my side than be a victim

Will you ever get a proper haircut?

In hindsight yeah I should have. I was beta, overweight and autistic (playing legos up to 14), but despite this each year some girl had a crush on me.

God I wish I had a dad to show me.

>hold me Cred Forums

war bei mir genau so wie behindert hahaha

>tfw I was decent at football
>tfw I was picked last because I wasn't popular
I mean I was good enough to be a starter in the futsal team.

Texans are in the AFC south you Otaku cunt.

EVERY ball is a foot ball and you should all take your faggy hands off them.

>Physical Education teacher whinning "Don't kick the basketball user, you'll deform it!!"
Hahaha, shup up cunt

I was unpopular, got bullied - business as usual. Despite that, girls had a crush on me. And yeah, even some of the most popular ones. I even remember when one of them tried to give me her number and some idiot said: "What the fuck? He sucks!" I never got the messages girls were trying to tell me through flirting and stuff like that though.

t. Pedrick Torben

>captain of football, wrestling and track
>got to do whatever I wanted in gym including making highlight tapes for college
>spent months of gym class trying to decide which DMX song to use
>it was always going to be X Gon Give it to Ya

w-were you a bully?

No. I was always small growing up and picked on a lot. Got into a ton of fights and built up a reputation as a nasty little shit. Then in high school I got fuckhuge and nobody bothered me. I kept to myself and preferred to sit with the AP kids at lunch. Never liked a lot of the guys I played with because they were jock chads. I was always pissed off in practice/weight room/games

if trips you get nothing you turbo loser, it's not in the chart

>mfw i was one of the best football players at my school and always was picked first

>mfw i went to a private school full of sissys that were shit at sports

>mfw i started playing against kids from the rougher neighbourhoods i got my ass handed

>picked last
>hit homer
>flip bat

>grow up in Chile playing soccer 24/7 and exercising a lot
>move to the US at 11 due to my Dad's diplomatic status
>tfw was the last man standing in the pacer test in 6th, 7th, and 8th grade, beating the black kids who did track n shit
>one time girls were miring and trying to talk to me right after but i threw up in my mouth from exhaustion and ran to the bathroom
>embarrassing as fuck but still felt good for being number 1

I remember being rustled if I never got picked 1st

but that's common for someone with superior genetics.

>you and 4 mates playing for shits and giggles beat the the lads who were proper good in the group stages of school year 5-a-side tourney
>meet them again in the final
>beat them again

they picked all the best players in the year and had matching kit
our goalie was in school shoes ffs
happy days

top post

>that kid that pooped his pants in gym class

>picked last for kickball
>tear shit up
>get picked in the top 3 next game
>suck major dick

>tfw sucked so bad nobody even bother to acknowledge you in any way

>tried to play for frats im flag football team
>don't get played at all sophomore year
>junior year random tackle game gets organized
>picked 2nd to last
>playing WR and FS
>2 TDs, 1 INT and 3 PDs
>guys are telling me how I really should come out for flag football
>next random tackle game set up
>picked 1st
>3 TDs including game winning tiptoe catch, 1 int the one time they threw deep on me
>SERIOUSLY user COME PLAY IM
>go
>play whole game
>have fun and bond with those bros
>still really good friends to this day but can't believe we played tackle with no pads. Was brutal.

I was always picked first or second because of my size, jumping ability and quickness.

>be 3 letter athlete
>hockey in gymclass
>obnoxious goth whale is goalie because she doesn't have to move
>she didn't feel like wearing pads
>mfw

I was the overly competitive try hard. I-i can't help myself.

Usually got picked around 5th.
The only times I ever got picked 1st was the times we played tennis baseball.
Played tennis since I was 5 yrs old and everyone knew.
Could hit the ball wherever I wanted so I would just drill people whenever I was at bat.
Felt good and never lost a game.

>loved sports, always picked last, blamed the cool kids
>realize now that I was an insufferable, precocious little shit who had it coming

>tfw you were captain because you played the sport in a club but you were actually shit at it

>be never picked last because I was outright annoying about it
>2-3 picked before me then.......
> "YO PICK ME!" and walk to that team before they can say no.

I know that feel

>tfw you are always chosen first
>tfw you are about to slam someone into the wood bleachers

Being Fat is good for almost every sport except soccer.
>football
Linemen, hard to tackle
>baskeball
intimidating defense, box out, hard to guard
>baseball
strong arms sometimes
>hockey
go to golie

Being skinny and unathletic is much worst.

>picked sometimes middle, but usually late rounds for touch football because chubby
>be tight end
>ran pretty good routes, hardly ever dropped the ball
>mfw all those cheeky redzone TDs from being the check down and making a move on somebody

OFFICIAL GYM CLASS ACTIVITIES POWER RANKINGS

1. HANDBALL
2. DODGEBALL
3. BADMINTON
4. FLAG FOOTBALL
5. BASKETBALL
6. THAT PARACHUTE THING
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POWER GAP
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9001. SOCCER
9002. LAPS
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HYPER POWER GAP
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90000000001. PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST
90000000002. CRAB SOCCER

What Pst campus is that from?

>dodgeball not first

See me after class

...

>skinny, not into popular sports and marked as "unathletic" in school
>however, still be the fastest, spryest motherfucker in the class
>playing tag game in PE
>FUCKING EVERYONE GOES FOR ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M UNATHLETIC AND EASY TARGET FOR SOME REASON
>EVEN FATTIES ARE LEFT BY THEMSELVES, THEY'D RATHER GO AFTER ME BECAUSE THEY JUST THINK I'M AN EASIER TARGET
fuck that was annoying

GOAT PRESIDENT

not bad actually, handball is GOAT

Night Cred Forums

Hopefully I won't wake up

>picked in the first four because I run fast
>always choked when I had the ball

>tfw you were always a first pick because superior genetics and athleticism

#deep

>tfw picked last for football teams in 6th grade because I was short and wore glasses
>get the ball and juke out the entire team
>niggas impressed

great feel, still can't believe we got away with playing tackle football at recess for most of the year til the admins finally cracked down

>no kickball
>no wiffleball

cmon this was so close

>9th grade floor hockey
>girl is going up towards the goal along the edge
>hip check her into the wall
>shatter her elbow
>then go and score

Autumn you gotta learn how to defend yourself.

>picked last
>"friend" is captain

Kevin?

Brennan got drafted in 2013 senpai

>no kickball

Garbage list.

>tfw got picked last in Basketball because I'm a Hispanic manlet whenever i played with new people
>Unknown to them I always go hard in da paint

Fuck them all