Deutschfußballfaden

yeah, i liked him in the thick of it

Autism

there's no way Schalke loses this

>

its possible

off to the stadium

wish >us luck

no

Luck

what order is that list in? It really bothers me for some reason

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>Bryan Ruiz
>10
??

i guess this is a good place to ask

>Sky Sources: @FA interested in speaking to former @s04 head coach Ralf Rangnick about vacant @england manager job

>Rangnick was interviewed for @england job after departure of Roy Hodgson earlier this year.

literally who?

A very good technical director.
Probably a good coach as well. I don't know if he's what England need? Could do worse than him I guess.

he's rb leipzig's sporting director

Manager of RB Leipzig.
Competent, but an utter cunt.
Doubt he's stupid enough to accept the job, though.

the fa should just go with george graham

Will the Schalke game be on free tv?

yes

Yes my man. Sport1.

>schalke will proceed to win the EL and get relegated from bundes

they will win the dfb pokal but will also get relegated

Thank you my only friends.

I'm your friend too

no

I love you brother.
Lovey-dovey /Bundes/ in full effect.

>THE CARNIVAL CITY OF MAINZ

HOOO BOY

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>GERMAN FOOTBALL

Schalke is the only hope of German football

>You

>2:3 against some shithouse team from JWD

lel Mainz are still shit

Dolberg starting for Ajax along with Schöne.
Sörensen on the bench for Salzburg.
Sisto and Wass both benched for Celta.

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1:3 > 2:3

Schalke: Fährmann - Höwedes, Naldo, Nastasic, Kolasinac - Geis, Bentaleb - Schöpf, Goretzka, Meyer - Embolo

Salzburg: Walke, Ulmer, Caleta-Car, Miranda, Lainer, Upamecano, Laimer, Lazaro, Berisha, Wanderson, Soriano.

Pic was surprisingly good

what's your point? dirtmund is shit, too

who is not shit in your opinion ?

my mum

>implying schalke will lose today
the joy of the >schalke curse is that it leaves you a bit of hope every now and then so you keep believing.

Din-din

>THE CITY OF INTER

How early is too early to start drinking?

On a weekday I'd say you shouldn't start before 1600 since that's generally the earliest you get off from work (Denmark has a different work culture than the US - here you go home earlier but then work a bit from home late at night instead of staying at the office).
Weekends you can start around 1100 (very dependant on choice of beverage)

Beer: 16:00
Liquor: 20:00

Good to see a core of swedes and danes led by a norwegian

>

i sometimes drink a beer at lunch

K thnx

It's only 1:30 but I've been up since 2 am so my body is ready

are you a neet?

I'd say go for it. You don't have to conform to society's mores.

Yup
Agreed

neets arent allowed here

>Dante

8am beer wasn't as good of an idea as my mate and it thought but it wasn't bad either desu

Only really had those at festivals. Usually the only time of day they were cold when you had them buried in the ground overnight.

They're only good if you stayed up all night. Not a good way to start the day otherwise.

Now morning glass of rakija on the other hand though, mmm yes please.

>grandma denmark talking about ye olden times
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ok

Get the 10% oft faxe. It's goat.

I think a light lager would go down well that early, like champagne for brunch

'no'

Depends on your breakfast. If it's meaty I am all for it.

Yes. I'm not a big "breakfast person" btw. Give me an americano, an espresso and a croissant and I'm good to go!

>If it's meaty I am all for it.
i bet you are ;)

what is this autistic shit? no wonder gook autosaged /bundes/.

>'no'

why? When I drink a can in 10 minutes I can sleep like a drunk baby. I highly recommend.

Love me a proper breakfast desu, especially around 9am

Not a fan of coffee, I only like those 3in1 packets you put in milk

No one is discussing the schalke game tho, not even in the EL thread

>Schalke
winning. Where is the fun in that?

Hmm

can't even find a stream

Yes we drink a lot or coffee
my dad works in a coffee company and he doesn't like coffee either, always found that funny

>reddit
>stream4k
Buy sky or watch in a bar.

3-0 for schalke, now I regret not watching the game

Why does Schalke look competent today?

>Buy sky

This guy to Bayern next season when we rip it all up and start rebuilding.

i think their BL losses are a string of unfortunate events desu
and if ur looking for sense, they didnt do well against the same teams last season either

What does sex feel like?

Asking for a friend.

Finger in the inside of your cheek

>being this poor
>not having a satellite dish

Really looking forward to the Ryder Cup, you guys.

>schalke
Of course they have to concede a goal

>Austria this low
Calling b.s. on that chart.

How the fuck did we not get saged

>paying for sky

Well I mean just over 1 cup here? I know there are loads of babies (literal babies) who don't drink coffee, but still seems pretty low.

We will be "pruned or deleted" later

the thread is probably set to automatically autosage with /bundes/ in the subject field

true

the problem is that the chart is done by cups, i.e. volume, and not, for example, coffein intake per day. which means that countries where filter coffee is the most popular coffee place that high

Interesting. Do you know this or is it your theory? I hadn't considered this.

it's my theory. but i've just read up on the coffein content of espresso and filter coffee and they're about the same. but then you also have to factor in coffein intake from tea (especially for the uk and russia)

or maybe they aren't. can't find a good source comparing caffeine content

Assist and then a beaut of a freekick goal from Daniel Wass.

Any upsets so far?

#legends

Is he okay, like what's wrong with his face?

Schalke 3 - 1 Salzburg

Zürich beating Osmanlispor
Inter losing again
Nizza BTFO by Krasnodar

He's about 100 now

ahhhh yes

i can show my face around here again for the next 2-3 days

*fartkontrols you*

hehe

sorry i dont get it

care to explain?

you can drive on, sir

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>not posting the reclam version

yes

bonjour

i see you found your way

yes

Hello

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Salute
Did you watch an EL games today?
What's your opinion about the Bayern defeat?

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I didn't watch any games today, no.

I'm a bit sad about the loss, to be honest. Like, was it all down to Robben and Ribery being at their peak plus a little luck?

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/29/meet-the-other-wenger---arsenes-brother-reveals-the-arsenal-mana/

>I didn't watch any games today,
same here

>I'm a bit sad about the loss, to be honest. Like, was it all down to Robben and Ribery being at their peak plus a little luck?
Hard to say. Sure, both of them are phenomenal players, but I doubt it that they can still decide games on their own on a regular basis + the whole team wasn't up to their usual standard.

But if we're being honest, bayern fans are in a quite comfortable situation when it cames to dealing with defeat.

Yes, what I meant was that the CL final and then CL win and subsequent success was maybe just down to those two players and now that they're old and (more) fragile, there's a lot of very good players left, but not that extra edge needed.

>both of them are phenomenal players
only one of them is desu

I'll think about that while I'm trying to
fall asleep and maybe I'll have an answer tomorrow.
Sorry and good night

Good night