/heem/

dude first time I've seen it

Who is your boy then?

>paki canadian thread

Cody Pfister

Just to make it clear to everyone here; Dom, Bruce Leeroy, and Maia are mine and no other cheeto fingered nerd may ever make claims to the contrary.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW

GO BIG

Lina Lansberg: $12,500 ($10,000 to show, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

>implying anyone would want those boring decisionators
kek

the only pakis on here are manure fans

>Maia is his boy

Is there a streamable of Stephens getting meme'd on?

and Adan Al Canuckold

youtube.com/watch?v=YlFgvxElonA

just watch him get put on blast on national television

streamable.com/s5xu

Why are boxers so much more skilled and athletic than cagefighters?

Cheers lads

HEW DA FOOK IS THAT GUY

that one bruce lee quote about the guy who practiced one kick 10000 times etc.

alright /heem/, describe bellator with 1 (one) word

>boxers
>athletic
wew

superior

10/10

/HEEM/ bro's.

You can put together 5 fights on one card, with any (well known) active fighters across UFC/MMA.

Who do you pick?

You gonna throw your boys down lads?

You are allowed multiple fights from the same division.

No fighter can fight more than once on this card.

Let's go

i used the name bellator online and when i signed up for wow. then the mma thing happened and everyone just assumed i was into mma and wanted to talk about it. fuck off.

i am now though, but still.

Woodley vs McGregor
Lawler vs Wonderpedo
Aldo vs Holloway
Cruz vs Dillisnake
Rousey vs KIBROG

>nate gets huge raise in first conor fight
>wins
>conor desperate for revenge
>ppv does great numbers
>dana books aldo vs frankie
>nate forces dana to give him more money because conor has no other available draw opponent

>dana hints at alvarez vs khabib
>hes also secretly negotiating conor vs alvarez
>conor has him by balls because he btfo ufc 200 and ronda isnt coming back + wme has debts
>alvarez thinks his shit dont stink and asks for more money like nate
>dana uses khabib
>alvarez buckles like a bitch
>conor gets to keep his other belt

>implying it wont be conor vs nate III
>the life and death of khakneeb

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A WARRIOR BOY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They are more skilled because they typically enter the actual sport of boxing much earlier than most MMA practitioners enter MMA, and because the "limited" nature of boxing promotes a more specialised skill set.

They have better physiques because their training incorporates significantly more cardio and chest/arm exercises which produces a mesomorphic body shape

>Cm punk vs Robbie Lawler
>Ian Mccall vs Horiguchi
>Ray borg vs chico camus
>Henry cejudo vs paddy holohan
>dada 5k vs schaub

Conor vs GSP

Nate vs Nick

Rumble vs Jones

Ronda vs Cyborg

Dooho Choi vs Yair Rodriguez

mesomorphic body shape is genetic dude, practically all pro athletes are perfect mesomorphs though

EMBEDDED
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youtube.com/watch?v=7DgHX3ssAeI

>Selling your fights is a huge part of your job? Can't do that? Go fuck yourself and work at CVS

Where Eugene?

What is this meme of post shitty youtube MMA podcasts?

Will Pride quality Shogun ever return?

stop shouting

Eugene has no place on a highly intellectual conversation about MMA, he is stuck in the stone age

>work for american company
>doesn't speak american

>shitty podcast
these are MMA insiders offering the highest quality of discourse and inside baseball

conor vs paddy
edgy vs royce
khabib vs nate
ngannou vs pat barry
rumble vs schaub

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>Exclusive footage of Adan having fun with his dad
youtu.be/oyYcfyA03ew

McGregor vs. Mayweather
Jones vs. DC
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Stipe vs JDS
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Nate vs Aldo at 155
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Wow! This is really helpful!

Thank you so much for doing this for everyone, I really appreciate you doing this!

thanks

rogan would submit him in 10 seconds

WOW! thanks man, I was just thinking about your OP's.

Conor v Dom
Stipe v JBJ
Rockhold v Gus
MM vs Dilla
And for the fans
GSP vs Silva

I was too!

>Nate vs Aldo at 155
id like to see that

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAV_TVLgBZU

MODS

>mesomorphic body shape is genetic dude

Stop.

Conor vs. Cowboy @ 155
Jones vs. DC
Nick Diaz vs. GSP 2
Bisping vs. Rockhold 2
Rico Verhoeven's first MMA fight vs. Overeem

>Nate vs Aldo at 155
great fight

...

>krazy horse sends urijah faber random voice mails

no

youtube.com/watch?v=u90JrlHVwjk

WHEN!?

Yeah, Sure would be fun to see Nate get the shit kicked out of his legs

thats true

youtu.be/ptTFN_uprs0

Nate vs Barboza

Guess

Mcgregor is the most entertaining guy in years; the only guy to come close to Conor's level of meme was Sonnen.

What will we do when his time passes just like every other one of the greats? What will we do when he does a BJ Penn or an Anderson.

MMA is so much better with Mcgregor's Antics. Fucking hell his walk around the cage before the 2nd Diaz fight had me in stitches.

YEW'LL DO FOOKIN NUTTIN

Top MMA Analysts Rankings 2016 September
>Kid Nate
>Eugene Robinson
>Jack Slack
>Luke Thomas
>Robbin Black

There must always be a Meme King

0:58 of this video is why Eddie is getting knocked out at 205

Head straight up and down, doesn't move, stays in the same place for a long period of time right in the pocket = goodnight when you're fighting Gooby

look at the size difference

Reddit is saying Dee is in a coma

anyone hear anything about this? Cant find anything myself

Conor's going to retire early after a huge payday. He's not gonna fade away like them. He'll disappear as quick as he came onto the scene. I don't think there will ever be another one like him, though.

gr8 moment desu

>Conor's state appointed handler being rendered unavailable
This could be really bad news

the scrap pack caught her slipping in the streets

McGregorr game is similar to Silva's game, he relies too much on his movement and reflexes
If he doesnt change that he will be shit by the time he is 35 years old.

I dont think so, his ego wont let him just retire.

mobile.twitter.com/HolyWarAngelMMA/status/781479612605927424/video/1

>If he doesnt change that he will be shit by the time he is 35 years old
He will retire in few more years.

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nice quads

Im pretty sure he wont.
What else he has in his life? He is Conor Mcgregor, the UFC champion, if he retires he will be no one again.
Im telling you, his ego wont let him retire even when he starts to lose.

Mike Beltran @RefMikeBeltran
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If a talentless hack like Schaub can have a lucrative entertainment career, Conor definitely can.

...

...

chekd

>Exclusive footage of Adan having fun with his dad
>youtu.be/oyYcfyA03ew [Open]

Kek too bad Adans dad got killed by a navy seal.

>genetics arent real
t. hillary voter

Just dropped a bottle of Coke lads

Fair to say it's SHOOK

Does anyone have a webbum of that coffee fucking nailing the guy and exploding everywhere?

As shook as Adan?

chael vs fedora for rizin heavyweight belt

>MMA without Mcgregor

It just won't be as fun. Fucking hell I love seeing what he gets up to.

what went right?

What would GSP's return mean to the people of Canada?

>you now remember Cathal pended

He stayed loyal to his Boy™.

>1-2 leg kick
>1-2 leg kick
>1-2 leg kick
>1-2 raise knee like going for a leg kick
>instead do inside crescent axe kick
THOUGHT YOU HAD A PATTERN BOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Works without fail 9/10 of the time
Takes a lot of hip flexibility though so if you can't do it consider going into an easier sport like raquetball or prostitution

>calves are genetic
>fat guy calves exist

stop goofin'

ok

Press F to pay respects to Aldo

prostitution aint easy pal

L

thanks man

stop

just embrace it while it lasts. all good things come to an end.

No because he is behaving like a little bitch.

What did Mcgregor do when he lost? He manned up and he came back to fight again at the exact same weight.

Aldo is being a total pussy bitch.

Cowboys tough guy I dont give a shit anti nerd persona is what is wrong with this world

>lmao cry more you pussy bitch miesha tate would probably kick your fuckin ass you could literally cut down to mighty mouse weight that is fucking pathetic lol stay rekt

What did he mean by this?

>if nature is a factor then nurture isn't

just anudda broke bum tryna sell some shit

Um, if Aldo had a chance to get an instant rematch with mcgregor at 145lbs he would have taken it
>inb4 he didn't take a short notice, non title, fight at 155lbs

>he's so insecure he hates everyone not like him because he thinks they hate him

>I will fight him anytime, anywhere
>but on on short notice at 155lbs

>And then pull out because of some lame excuse

Meanwhile the meme king is chopping heads left and right. And what is Aldo doing? I'll tell you what Aldo is doing.

Aldo is doing FOOKIN NUTTIN

McColgan is one of the best MMA fighters on the Irish mma scene, he'd have more fights but he took time out to go to college

tbf he fired the guy who said that
Aldo knows he's too much of a bitch to live up to that kind of posturing

>"Conor McGregor"

...

My sensei just said I have to give him the "SUCC" to get my next belt. Does anybody know what he meant by that?

Did someone notice during the press conference that Karolina kept playing with her legs like a child and it was fucking adorable.

youtube.com/watch?v=8CwfUXfTT-M

she was preparing herself for McGregor

Dunno but sounds a bit gay Senpai

What art do you train tho?

:3

I trane UFC

Is she the most huggable WMMA?

...

...

how does this video make you feel?

youtu.be/-paRIf5hWys

He wants you to suck him bro.. its simple

Calderwood

*barfs*

a FUCKING ____

It was very nice of wonderboy not to heem Rory after his nose rebroke

>He manned up and he came back to fight again at the exact same weight.

But that's exactly what Aldo want to do.

He even fought against Frankie to get his rematch.

that was nice of him
Will he do the same for Tyrone?

She was surrounded by so much alpha cock that it was all she could do to refrain from stripping and presenting herself for the gangbang. She really should follow Joanna's example and get that out of the way before the pressers.

I doubt it. I think he is going to heem Tyrone with his 1-2 into a question mark kick followed by a few precise hard punches to he dome when Tyrone is already unconscious before the ref can step in.

twitter.com/MSNBC/status/781278922201718784?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

WHO DE FOOK IS DAT GUY

I think hook kick to the temple.

That is disturbingly thoughtful

Get ready to improve that UFC record to 1-4, bitchboy.

dem stars

lol such a shook, triggered, pathetic little bitch.

I think I'm gonna start harassing your loved ones. Call your mom in the middle of night and tell her she's gonna get raped and killed. A stupid bitch like her deserves to suffer for making you.

Gary Johnson has embarrassed himself more than Trump and Hilary, it sucks he's mostly under the radar

Linkeker is the type of fighter whose fights look a lot less impressive on rewatch. Really going to get exposed hard tomorrow.

>Edgar and Thompson Say '180-Pound' Alvarez Not Shaken by McGregor Edgar and Thompson Say '180-Pound' Alvarez Not Shaken by McGregor
TOO BIGBOY
TOO UNSHOOK
HOW CAN MCGROOBEN COMPETE?

lmaooo pussy

Did you guys know that before Adan was an autistic loser begging for attention on /heem/ he was an autistic loser begging for attention on reddit?

reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/2mi5jb/udelatriangle_promises_to_drink_his_own_piss_if/

Sad!

WIll dockfag and Adan ever meet face to face?

if you didn't post here when those posts were made, you need to leave

>you now remember cm punk is going to fight in the UFC again
Lmao

I was under the impression that docksfriend no longer posts on /heem/

>he made more money in that one minute than most fighters have made in their career

wew

Me too. Adan was bragging about getting him fired from his job so I figured he stopped posting here.

What was the first event you ever watched with /heem/?

Bisping/Rockhold I for me

I found /heem/ because of some goof on /fit/ pretending to be Schaub

Idk why Adan kept saying that despite dockfag posting pictures of the docks numerous times since then. Dockfag for sure still posts here.

>Adan was bragging about getting him fired
Wait what?

>tfw i posted this even though i found the OP funny and now i reignited an argument

Hm, don't remember the last time I saw one of his pictures.

devilish

First full event I watched was Machida vs Shogun 2, previously watched only single fights, mostly Fedor and Shogun in Pride

good post

>Kaline will never womanhandle you

Me neither. I havent seen a dockbro pic in months. He used to usually use one for the predictions but I cant remember the last time I saw one.

lol I pretend to be doxkfag to trigger Adan too. He thinks every American is either the sperg op or dockfag.

You absolute mad man!

>Adan posts in /heem/

Spergs who think every flag is one person need to leave.

Hard to say, it was probably around the chael/silva 2 timeframe. I used to watch the fights at my bro's house and then shitpost about the card on Cred Forums before Cred Forums existed.

"Every Canadian is Adan" - the one american that posts here

>the amerisperg calling other people spergs

Adan the jig is up senpai

Adan's on a mad one lads

Da fuck is up with my toe after BJJ? Hurts a little too.

Guys, Adan made this sweet Machida OC he's ben holding out on us all this time.

imgflip.com/gif/fm7gg

britsperg stop samefagging i know it's you bitch

how did you know

STAPH STAPH STAPH STAPH

heem sleeby :DDD

kek

oh fugg lade stobbage D:DD:

Epic post full of WIN

OH FUG MIG HE'S HURT

>tfw I could split decision every here

Who is dis guy heem?

>every here
What an idiot

Joke's on you I paid off Doug Crosby and Tony Weeks

redart

Greece stop shitposting

>Pooland can only produce girl fighters

where the fook is the pic guy,I wanna submit muh pics

I paid off you to take a dive

It's "retard"
Holy shit

bigfrogbjj (Jeff Curran)
Cryotherapy onsite at @teamcurranmma
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this thread is currently under no less than 10 layers of irony

I've reached the point of irony where I am completely serious

>England can only produce Polish-Irish fighters

Damon something, MMA journo

Who is dis guy heem?

Lads....

>in less than 2 months we will have a first ever champion with 2 belts at the same time

>there is quite literally nothing anyone on HEEM can do to prevent it

bellator could be legit competition if they actually did the right things and weren't owned by viacom, a company controlled by a 90 year old drooling jew.

There are clearly fighters and fans who are disgruntled with the way UFC does things

>Pooland can only produce emigrants

You're gonna have egg on your face when Eddie lets the dog out

it's spreading

thanks dude

Adan, you know this bird? Not bad, to be honest. Looks like she's ok with dating nonwhites too, judging from her other pics.

Lad you literally made that thread though

Filename is the same

i know

Scott's eager to get it to where Strikeforce was its latter years, however without the foundation it has instead turned into EliteXC 2.0, except without the backroom bribes and $kala
youtube.com/watch?v=qD8cVZKEuHA

is /heem/ an Cred Forums colony?

Hey man no problem us ethnics gotta stick together

>Pride Shogun
>Any kind of testing at all

Come on lad...

heem is a Cred Forums trojan horse

Cred Forums is a /heem/ colony tbdesu

So do you think Conor was wearing slight platforms on his shoes for some psychological edge during the 205 presser? He was at least 1 inch taller than Eduardo. Or did they fudge eddies height to make him taller? Dana is 5'11'', so it does look like Conor was around 5'10'' here.

Eddie seems he needs to prove that he can box. 5 inch reach disadvantage and slower. He's going to get pieced up.

Round 1, Eddie will be swinging hard. He will either miss a lot and get out boxed from the outside, or he will burst in on one of his combos and we will have a TWood - Lawlor situation if Conor's chin doesn't hold.

After round 1, if Conor has't caught him yet, Eddie will revert to a wrestlefuck, resigning that his striking is trash compared to Conor. Juiced up Eddie looks like he will be stronger than Conor, but McGregor will have a slight leverage advantage that will help him out. His wrestling seems to have improved.

Overall, this is a bad matchup for Eddie.
>Conor has the chin
>His recent gainz in BJJ will make him unsubmittable by eddie
>He will out strike him
>5 rounds gives conor more chance to land the kill shot inbetween getting wrestle fucked.

i think its time for this general to be scrapped desu

i see that bulgar who posts mcgregor running all the time

and that croatian obsessed with africans

Serious to within any statistical error?

That Croatian has good taste

>His recent gainz in BJJ will make him unsubmittable by eddie

mate come on

You're welcome, chav

WHO DE FOOK IS DIS GUY?

...

>Round 1, Eddie will be swinging hard.
He's going to shoot and wrestlefuck for the first two rounds, if not three, and then piece up Conder on the feet.

lmao fuggin colombo over here

I ain't Andy Hug senpai. Andy is my eternal boy, but i'm not going to throw these Swedish axe kick meme combos buddeh. Bless your soul anyway

fighting is a sport that appeals to every country and culture

I'm Monk hehe

stop samefagging yourself

(I'm columbo)

>born in Cyprus
>Irish mother

he's no Januzscscsch

Would Conor benefit more from a smaller cage or a larger cage?

How dare you spread such vile slander

the britsperg is acting schizophrenic again

>mfw McMeme misses weight

you're on steroids

*tips bucket hat*

you're on steroids

Where did Adan go? I wonder if he's a writing up a hot new poem to drop on us.

He stopped the poems man. Things were moving pretty fast in the MMA world so he didn't have a good time to start and he's busy now
Got a mini Adan on the way too if I'm not mistaken

>and then we fucked lol

Eddies last few fights have gone the distance with some of the best the UFC has to offer, and Eddie has a good chin.

Conor has no stamina after 2 rounds he is absolutely spent.

All Conor has is good movement and a left hand.

Against the cage, on the ground and in the clinch - this is Eddies fight.

Just because you couldn't say Biszpink doesn't mean he's not Polish count

the mosque

oh adan i missed you
i'm sorry if i dissed you
i've had betters days on the dock
can you kindly suck my cock

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Conor was looking down on RDA when they squared, now look at when RDA and alvarez fought. Conor is really close to 5'10

Slept on my neck wrong last night and it still hurts
Feels like I got soccer kicked in my bed

Any time I think of Alvarez I just can't get the Pettis fight out of my head

It's probably not even as bad as I remember it being but shit does it put me off

>soccer

you absolute fucking despicable prick

fooball kicked xD

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fuck off yank

Can you let me know what the asterisks are please

only in ameriga

>says he's gonna put on a show for the Boston Boyz
>proceeds to do the Double Leg Shoot & Lean for the entire fight
It was awful. He's built up a lot of negative karma in his chakras.

I like you too, helpful social media poster aus!

it just means alvarez was the better fighter :)

but considering what alvarez said in the press conference I can see him moving off the cage a little quicker this time when unsuccessful.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Friendly reminder that everyone itt could heem me
(except the AusWORMS)

>yfw Alvarez double legs McGregor through the cage

...

Don't trust any """"""British"""""" posters from now on - we've clearly been compromised by an IP faking phony.

brexit my country

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1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
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haha nice one sure haven't heard that before

There once was a boy named Adan
Who spent all his life on Cred Forums
He shitted up /heem/
With his low self esteem
Then committed jihad for Allah

IMPORTANT QUESTION

Could you heem Super Heavyweight Youtube Personality Anthony Fantano?

:/ racist and it doesn't rhyme

>tfw he moved out of punk weight

that feel when i thought it was wednesday but it's actually thursday haha one day closer to the weekend!!

Why is guy in red shorts writhing in pain ?

He shitted up /heem/
With his low self-esteem
Then Allahu Ackbar'd thanks to the Quran

Watch his left leg as he goes threw the door.

what division would this guy be in

did he blow out his knee?

too many syllables

Are those even muscles or just fat stored nicely ? ?If it's muscles how can animal who does fuck all working out get so ripped ? Shit's unfair

bovine steroids buddeh

Why was that dumbass fiddling with the door?

Literally trenbolone

be careful

Woodley

Belgian Blue, bred to have a myostatin deficiency, which in turn causes double muscling.

that, and the fact they've been selectively bred for meat for hundreds of years

is

bless

[Distant booing]

gonna

Not as unfair as you think, those cows usually have tons of health problems if you let them grow old (they're commonly killed quickly because they're meat animals) and they can't fug naturally, relying entirely on insemination to produce new calves so without humans to take care of them they're boned

They also need special diets and the calves can only be birthed by c-section because of how big they are

It's a pretty horrible existence tbqh

shut up u moron, its a haiku jack ass

t. Sven the Stockholmer

Sweden is vegan what a surprise

I'm a country boy who grew up spending the summers on an actual cow farm, retard

did you ever heem a horse

AN AM A LITTLE BIT ROCK AN ROOOLL

>twitter.com/danawhite/status/394410945348636672

dana bless

shook

Cows a shit, pigs are the real deal. Also country life is the best life, I long for the day when I can live on the village and have a nice piece of land planted will all nice veggies and fruits. And some pigs for meat.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW

GO BIG

>eatting pigs
be careful

THE TIME IS NOW

Holy fuck boys I don't even know if I'm ironically in this thread or not at this point

No but I heemed plenty of anglos who tried to tell me about cows

or woot

>eating pork

fuck off

Any theoretical Biologists (preferably with a PhD) would like to tell me whether a cow would die a slow painful death if all of its beef was instantly replaced in the same quantities and dimensions with pork?

Hey Conor you ever had your shit pushed in?

kek

be careful

CAN'T WAIT

you should probably not eat mutant meat like this.

theres already bone powder and pig anus in your sausages, and tuna ridden with worms, and chicken that gives you bitch tits.

LMFAO

ha ha very nicely memed, yes all brits are muslim

well done, well done

The hormones we pump into chickens aren't in any way compatible with human hormone systems. There's no way they could transfer across.

>eating pork

That doesn't explain why teens are so sexual these days.

lol

Rasheed.

There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.

>tfw I can succ any here

This, but what is he actually doing now? Isn't he just waiting for Connor to agree to lose weight at some point after 205?

youtube.com/watch?v=ENVpAIhkml0

Literally the best walkout music ever. If you disagree that would be because you are wrong.

op sperg btfo

They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

What if instead of an Octagon, we tried a more dynamic fighting arena?
My suggestion is the Virtual Alleyway

All 6 fights have been finishes on the new TUF, pretty good.

>The hormones we pump into chickens aren't in any way compatible with human hormone systems
going to need a source on that bud

never change, australia

actually really impressive

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

Isn't it funny how the tides change? People hated your ruse, now they hate the guy actually posting the news

Wew I'm rhyming myself there maybe I'll come after your job Adan haha

Nah, try this one. Song begins at 2 minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=XhJkW7hU1jk

me kneeling

Oh its the same poem from before. Lame.

This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

Sorry buddy but I'm going to side with Cornell University, and the Harvard School of Health (Boston) on this one. I look forward to seeing your paper though.

Fighters would never leave their "rooms" because that's where their corners are

F

>maybe I'll come after your job Adan haha
be careful

Could Randy beat Alvarez?

>a tv that sucks

>buddy
hey kindly piss off leafsta

LOL nice Febreze can NERD

The fuck is up with that wall?

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Volkov to UFC.

noice

too short for him to hit his meme diamond cutter

I kind of don't have a good or bad opinion on this

>Godbeer

One of the most based last names I've ever heard

>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE MULTIPLE MONITORS LMAO
>DUDE SHINY GAMING MOUSE LMAO
manchild

>visible cables

>desktop

*heats a hotpocket*

nice setup but your walls and furniture look really dirty/old

Minakov when

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/29/13040024/ufc-fighter-pay-union-association
youtube.com/watch?v=ZAV_TVLgBZU

>Coors Light in a can

fucking dropped, my dude

is this real

he is still under a contract with Bellator but hasn't fought for them in like 2 years, hopefully they agree on a mutual termination and he comes to UFC.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.

I cant recall a sine fighter getting less than 10k to show this year

And thats when 98% of the fighters are making at least 12 to show

What if we tried giant funnel shaped net ? There would be no fence hugging and fighters could do sick jumps to get each others backs or super man punch each other mid air

Dude these poems are hella f**in epik!!! Thank you for your service

this triggers the crackers

natty physiques only

>cowboy vs cowboy thread
Do you save every pic of every tv that gets posted here? Dump your folder and I'll give you one or two new ones.

Is this the natty limit?

The vile Thompson clan are racist lechers who use their dojo as a place to lure young boys and girls to perform their heinous acts upon

They especially target the disenfranchised African-American youth of the South Carolina communities for their twisted and perverted acts

The WHITE man is the DEVIL

This triggers the niggers

>cowboy vs cowboy

Do you literally save every pic of every tv that gets posted here?

stipe tapped

I only save the good ones and you fuckin wish I'd give you good TV ideas bud

this is

anyone got the webm of Khabib ragdolling a guy so bad he's just kind of throwing his arms out in defeat and not even trying to fight?

how long will wonderbitch last?

this image is confusing me.

on one hand you have all this comfy gear, that'd look great in a small room. then theres your bare gigantic, shitty, dirty, garage walls, and a bleak frozen hellscape outside.

you lose when you lose

who let the air out of his pecks

Do you know this slag or not?

>a Canadian farm in the winter doesn't look comfy

Gonzaga is on the verge of retirement

mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13094290/unless-he-gets-six-figure-offer-ufc-veteran-gabriel-gonzaga-has?utm_campaign=mmafighting

>le state sponsored doping man

It's a called a garage.

does anyone still care after his last few fights?

My fightfu. A whole new meaning in mma life

>have huge house like every body in north america does
>spend your time in bare walls garage

why ?

Did you try using your brain and using critical thinking? Maybe he has small kids and doesnt want them near his 3d printer. Maybe his wife doesnt want him smoking weed in the nice part of the house. There's plenty of reasons.

That was a spicy fight. Andre Harrison said he is willing to step up on short notice.

No reason to drink Coors Light though.

is this the best thread in recent heem history?

>/heem/
>wife

Like you can't keep kids away from other rooms than a garage, I get why you would keep printer there but your entertainment center should be in a comfier room don't ya think ?

As for the weed, nobody over 20 should smoke that shit, grow the fuck up

>As for the weed, nobody over 20 should smoke that shit, grow the fuck up

I don't even smoke weed and this is a very ignorant thing to say.

Stop taking the piss lads

>your entertainment center should be in a comfier room don't ya think ?
I think he probably also has an entertainment center in his living room.

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Well I just put money on conor thus ensuring that eddie will indeed win the fight. Do the opposite of me and your financial dreams will come true.

I can't see anything on any websites about this? She retweeted something from two days ago?

thanks lad

>grow the f*ck up
only edgelords cuss while making a point dummy

how many more minutes until the MMA VIVISECTION?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAV_TVLgBZU

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAV_TVLgBZU

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAV_TVLgBZU

>eddie literally hoping he can survive conor long enough for him to gas

she's so beautiful ;_;7 goodbye cute kookie's face

beaten to death by qt striking goblin's fists

cormier vs. stipe @ hw who wins and how

>Well I just put money on conor

Smart young man.

>tfw everyone has to wear reeboks but you have a new balance sponsorship

Did i miss something? But height of Yoel was 183-186 cm some time ago. Now it's 178 everywhere. Or i just blind...

He's always been short dude

joanna collected jordans like an afro-american now she sold her soul to reebok

youtube.com/watch?v=8aNbDn4mBcA

We love u wonderboy

stipe via conor heart attack (1 minute)

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Hopefully they find someboy, was really looking forward to Bektic's return

Fact : Aldo is a bitch

Fact: Aldo needs a support dog

oh christ

I doubt he fights past 30-31. at least according to what he's saying now but who knows.

Fact: U got cucked.

to be fair, slavs wear sports brands like gucci

sauce

Ur gf homemade sex tape.

6'0" vs 5'12"

BOI OING OING OING OING OING

haha very funny i'm a kissless virgin

>i'm a kissless virgin
How?

>Canadian OP

>cntrl+F "Adan"

Never change, /heem/.

>Who the fock is that guy?
I can't imagine conferences without Conor anymore

Epic mr. shart

i've rarely ever left my house besides school

ANY MINUTE NOW THEY'RE GOING LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=m1oxQKfGa0s

>i've rarely ever left my house besides school
>school
>school
>school
>school
>school
>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school>school

>you're never going to convince casuals to watch this but the card is fun top to bottom filled with action fights

this explains everything

what?

*flicks a front kick at your coach*

seriously why do you keep posting these hacks

>hacks
>premier minds of mma

someone with a youtube account get them to come to heem

McGregor is the bitch actually, he is scared to fight Aldo again.

you are a hack, stop posting your videos here

1. they're not my videos

2. shut up before i shut you up Mikolaj

heh good one

>unironically complaining about linking to the only live show in the world discussing this week's MMA fights

>13 seconds

Aldo is so scared of McGOAT that he's retiring.

So when Conor and Khabib will finally have to face each other, do you think Conor will actually have the courage to bring up religion during the trash talk in attempt to shook Khabib?

I think while conor had the balls to shit on brazil, he won't be able to take it to that level, even if he want to the UFC wouldn't allow him or else it'd be a big shitstorm and fatwas flying.

What would you have conor say beside fook allah and fook mohamiid

>he won't be able to take it to that level

Believe you me, he will take it to that level and the world will gasp.

She looks like my cousin, a guy. Damn slavic genes.

Conor Gaygregor is bluepilled as fuck so no

>>>brit/pol/

"Fuck religion" - Conor McGregor

So what? Mcgoober tapped like a bitch against Diaz. If he is as good as he says then a rematch would be no problem.

Too bad Aldo bitched out and now McGooblin is the better man forever.
>Brazil

Whatever it takes to shake someone up.

He said

>if this was an other time I'd be coming back here on horseback and killing every man woman and child that could walk

referencing the conquest of the new world, which is an extremely racist statement.

Hey man, 7-1. Have a nice evening!

9 title defences

one 13 second knockout

>bitched out
He didn't.

>now McGooblin is the better man forever
Mcgregor will never ever be as good as Aldo, sorry.

Who is he gonna fight now?

>"I'm respectful." - Tyrone Woodley
people boo
>"Your a spic!" - Connor Mcgregor
people clap

ummm, anyone care to explain this?

is obviously nowhere near as impressive an accomplishment
glad to clear that up

racism

one is unbearable, the other is funny and likeable

black people don't like it when other black people are well spoken and respectful, they see it as an offensive act

that's why tyron and DC get booed

other blacks hate them for it

>he has a nonwhite as his boy

Has anyone else reached the stage where you think captchas are becoming so unreasonable that you genuinely get a little bit annoyed over doing them so you purposefully do them a tiny bit wrong each time? I'm not hastening the eventual takeover of humanity by google's AI if it's gonna be such a testy cunt all the time.

what

Makes you think what googles up to with all the data collection they do other than selling adverts. The amount of personal data they must have on each person is probably insane

he lost his neck, it's not funny dude

>He still gets these
wat

>not having Cred Forums gold

HOW COME IT ONLY WANTS YOU TO DO THEM?????

There's currently ZERO ( 0 ) white champion in the UFC

Google thinks you are an unremarkable person. Congratulations; you can sell your identity for a LOT of money.

I hate how it sometimes rejects you for checking the squares with smaller parts of the sign on them. It's got the sign on it I did what you fucking wanted google

And its idea of a house I don't even know

NEW THREAD
>>NEW HOT THREAD
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co ty pierdolisz ty jebana polska kurwo?

When it asks for 'trees' and arguably every picture has trees in them.

>Słowianie i Irlandczycy
>Biali

Zdefiniuj biały

post /heem/ approved journalists/mma personalities

The meltz man for all your combat sports and trolling the wwe needs.

mcgregor fanboys are insufferable and act as though the man's success was their own, and I say this as someone who thinks Mystic Yeh is pretty good

Another broke bitter manlet

Hay guise, what'd I miss?

You know what I like?

This sport is super gay.

Garbage thread, familia.

Fight me.

Your mum.

>Poland complaining about not enough white people

That's like China complaining there's not enough rice.

>posting in a beta thread

This thread is definitely juicing.

>498

>499

>500