/epl/

strawpoll.me/11327036/

Yep, well it is the friday after the international break. Football constantly from there to March

>Zorya
I refuse to believe this is a real team.

>tfw at home on boxing day

based

Seems like most English don't want 'em and most foreigners do want 'em. Why? Give your reasons.

English hate Scottish while Foreigners don't care but recognise the names Celtic/Rangers so why not? Uninterested sure.
Why do you care anyway? This has been discussed to death, always the same boring arguments.

Celtic are the CL meme team. Alays keks to be had and if they were in the EPL they'd be 7th or lower.

I like a boxing day away day desu.

The league is already full of muh big clubs that are currently shit, why would we want two more that are easily the most horrible two clubs in the British isles?

>home boxing day
>home new years eve
Going to be messy

post your most Pep lineup

...

Can Liverpool win the league lads

all this cletic talks makes me wonder, were swansea always in the premier league?

What you on about?

>de gay

>expecting Southampton to win away from home in Europe

Give the glasgow derby more money and I'd watch it

>home new years eve

Who plays new years eve? Surely you mean new years day?

where are the lifelong leicester fans? why are they so muted this season?

This. Would be more interesting than North London Derby.

Some mothers do 'ave 'em.

he must mean new years eve eve

Top lel, looks like le fragile ego man is thoroughly done already

they all took a Malaysia Airlines flight

newsflash, about 95% of them were just pissing about. there's probably about 2 or 3 legit leicester fans on Cred Forums

>English hate Scottish
Good. Make it more interesting. Imagine if Celtic cucked you out of your own league. Wouldn't that be hot? Cuck.

New Year's Eve is a saturday so football league are playing that day instead. Premier League might be on New Year's Day though

>Why do you care anyway?
I care because Celtic/Rnagers can make the PL even more interesting.

>just re-read fixtures
>this now also applies to me

Not sure I can afford two home games. At least Villa - Leeds will probably be televised

Just further proving he was a Tuchel babby.

sevvies vs IRA is not a good derby, it's just drunk protestants beating up drunk catholics

Swansea used to an utterly shite third/fourth tier side with a terrifying ground.

If you mean have they always been in the English leagues, then yeah they have, same with Cardiff, Newport and Wrexham.

The future is regional leagues desu
Iberian, DACH+Netherlands, Balkan

/lifelong/ here

janny banned half of them for posting halftime slags, the madman

yeah, they were formed before there was a Welsh league to join

twitter.com/mrdanwalker/status/781016200767741952

>Arsene Wenger to be England boss by the end of the year! David Davies, former FA executive on @BBCBreakfast

Who's ready for Moyes 2.0 when they appoint Eddie Howe or Arteta?

>DACH+Netherlands
Netherlands would probably be in Benelux.

They're back to bandwagoning United and Chelsea.

who /jokeclub/ here?

That's the in between game isn't it.

What would normally be new years day is on the Monday bank holiday, which is the 2nd.

I was going to put that but Lux doesn't contribute and I don't think Belgium would really challenge the best dutch clubs

lol harambe xD

worst meme imo

>Ch 4 pay £75m for the bake off tent
And Paul Hollywood, the smug cunt.

>Leeds have had 3 different managers
only 3?

>tfw playing on the second

I swear to god if I have to work during a daytime match

they're just sleeping

It's a Bank Holiday if that helps

wait I just realised how retarded I am saying this

nvm

Based Hollywood is the best part, no man should be that smug and condesending.

Eddie Howe is an alright manager, but I wouldn't feel confident in him being able to deal with FA interference and the cunt England players.

It's a joke really, the FA won't let you drop the big name shitters and they won't do as they're fucking told. How does anyone make the England job work?

Why do people put all that effort into something and then ruin it by not formatting it correctly. How hard is it to remove those spell check lines and capitalise Allardyce's name?

He's still not fully fit, why risk him at home to a bunch of nobodies

Brummies m8

Gabala-Mainz and Astana-Young Boys are about to kick off

Southampton will lose, and probably be shit for the rest of the EL campaign

Man Utd should win but can't rely on them at all

stop watching young boys you nonce

/epl/ stands for Europa League, right?

How come Howe is the meme manager of choice to be linked with the England job while Dyche isn't?

yes

cause Howe stayed up with a team decimated by injuries and Dyche is going down for the 2nd time in 3 years

post yfw da foxes win da championsl eagle

Howe has got a massive budget by comparison though.

Dyche got Burnley promoted the first time with fuck all resources and they might stay up this time, there are lot of shit clubs at the bottom this year.

I think Dyche is bit of a twat btw, but I dunno, he's done a lot of good work there.

>tfw Pep's exposed and my phone won't stop ringing

my.mixtape.moe/xyluar.webm

Autism

Another reason could be because apparently Howe's teams try to pass the ball and don't park the bus and I know Dyche has a nickname of the Ginger Mourinho

No idea if either of those things are accurate though since I barely watch either side

I've always thought it's an accurate nickname because he's as bad as Mou when it comes to whining in press conferences.

just assumed it was risk averse playstyle

>1 day left in September.

Dyche would take Mou in a street fight.

Last season and against certain teams they do pass the ball well enough.

Arter is basically their pass general in midfield and does a pretty decent job of it. Bournemouth's problem is that they don't play the flair players they have often enough besides Ibe, even Grade hardly gets a game these days.

Telegraph say FA will speak to ex-Schalke & Stuttgart boss Ralf Rangnick, who is currently sporting director at RB Leipzig.

Is there any Europa on freeview, friends?

im not your friend

Are you my friend?

yeah definitely mate

youre my boyfriend

I love you bro
youtube.com/watch?v=M9aF9_mZDyY

Sorry, buddy.

They should have asked Mou if he was going to play desu

exCUSE me?

desu sounds like you're saying "excUSE ME", and i will, show bussy

I didn't even hear you burp

>20:05 Man Utd v Zorya
Imagine.
IMAGINE buying a ticket to that game.
IMAGINE working.
Getting paid.
Thinking what to spend your money on.
And finally concluding you want to go to that game.

IMAGINE THAT.

lol Im actually going to that game

thunderstorm

>imagine seeing your team playing a match and deciding you don't want to go to it

Sorry lad, I'm used to Champions league football we're the longest running entries. It's my birthright to enjoy the best, enjoy Thursday nights you runt.

ZORYA LUHANSK

>we're the longest running entries
What you doing over here and not back in Spain?

I imagine a lot of anglos would love to hatefuck a German. You should take a trip to Cologne or Berghain m8

Arsenal are the longest. Halal and Qatarlona both fucked up over the years while we never did. Funny that..

Nope, went over this a couple of days ago. Madrid are the longest running.

You know what else is funny? Never actually winning the thing.

Southampton 4-0 Beer

You went over lies a few days ago? You should have plenty of sources then :)
Is yours Gold?

Is yours European?

i wouldnt hatefuck a german, i have nothing against you, germans are a nice people, but id definitely boyfriend some prime german bussy

I imagine you have them often.

Madrid's first season in the CL was 1996/97
Arsenal's first season in the CL was 1997/98

arsenal fans in getting uppity shocker

in the summer yes

>they finished 5th and won the thing in 2000
so close..

Who wants a brew?

>They were irresistible against Chelsea and Basel but this, on a Sunday afternoon in Burnley, will tell you if they have a chance of winning the Premier League.

>If Arsenal win this then at the start of the October they are players in the title race

Paul Merson everybody

Will Arsenal make their premier league run before or after christmas?

Burnley are better than both Chelsea and Basel.

Merson always seems like he's drunk on bacon sandwiches. Greasy looking, chubby as fuck face, red face, can't pronunce words with more than 4 syllables, etc.

What part of Hapoel are you from lad?

He's right, they're good at home, raped both Celtic and Inter.

already had one m8

tippity top kek

...

...

does anyone have the pogba one from about a year ago?

Can't have too much tea, let me top you up lad.

>Palace Striker Benteke out for 4-5 months

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37506600

fug

...

...

You have 10 seconds to explain why Liverpool won't finish in the top 4

left back

Man city, arsenal, everton and "dad? Dad?"

milner

NAME DAT BOI

Tackles - 26 (2nd highest in league)
Accurate Passes - 449 (1st in league)
Attacking Passes in Opp. Half - 324 (1st in league)
Accurate Long Balls - 41 (1st in league)

...

Based Hendo

kirchoff

henderson

Fernandhino

CORRENG

INCORRENG

is hendo the best 6 in the league now?

Kante

What would Cred Forums and /epl/ do if
-Heung-min Son won the golden boot
-Man U got relegated, mourinho didn't get sacked
-Tottenham finished ahead of Arsenal
-wenger gets sacked
-leicester wins the fa cup

Wake up

>Heung-min Son won the golden boot
i'd be alright with that
>Man U got relegated, mourinho didn't get sacked
depends if newcastle fail to get promoted so we can see a rafa-mou championship showdown
>Tottenham finished ahead of Arsenal
as if
>wenger gets sacked
wenger will continue to manage arsenal from his grave lad
>leicester wins the fa cup
most realistic thing on this list

Turn off my ps4

There's literally no good porn anymore despite the number of movies exploding.

Rimjobs (girl giving to guy) is the new patrician genre.

Im still angry that >we let Marc go

At least he's winning things now

but now you have Grealish

he looks quite young in this one

twitter.com/chrisevans1/status/781566875771736064
>Next in the @telegraph #football4sale investigation, we name an individual at a Premier League club

...

>Dodgy PL club

Gotta be Palace or Watford

Gonna go for Mark Hughes

pardew

Seems like people are starting to get fed up of this desu.

This. Bit of a non-story really. Telegraph needs to sell papers though.

if they haven't got atleast 1 big fish in the premier league people will quickly lose interest

id be interested to see what celtics record vs epl teams the last 10 years is. also wouldnt mind seeing a 8 team UK and Ireland tourney. like 8th-10th in epl vs Dundalk, TNS, Celtic and whoever from NI and Gilbraltar

>Celtic v a team from Gibraltar
We know how that ends up

Why? Nobody should be above the law.

The only person who seems to have really been fucked so far is Tommy Wright at Barnsley.

This isn't about laws though, it's about the rules of some game.

And anyway, that's not why people are getting bored of it.

and Sam obviously

>This isn't about laws though, it's about the rules of some game.
Same thing.

People who break the rules/cheat the system should be exposed and punished for the good of the game.

He'll get more jobs though because he has a skill set that's super valuable. Just a fucking idiot really.

I agree. But there's corruption at all levels of society, so naturally people wonder why the Telegraph would chose to use their investigative resources in this context rather than to go after the people who are stealing money from the taxpayer.

Plus, a lot of the aspects of transfer deals that are perfectly within the rules are as bad as people accepting cash bungs anyway.

And btw, I'm not trying to say that it's fine to commit whatever wrong doing you like as long as someone else is doing something worse.

Just that there's not going to be as much public interest in the smaller stuff.

are united actually not winning

Lads, it's southampton's assisstant being names

wow it's nothing

Proof to go with

Wow, yet more explosive allegations.

he doesn't look that dodgy

sensational rooney assist

fucking kike torygraph, if they wanted to fix corruption in footy they'd let the club know the details of the allegations

impressive how he managed to cheekily disguise it as a completely scuffed shot

Get Rooney back in that team Jose

>Eric Black, the asst manager at Southampton FC, filmed by @Telegraph advising 'businessmen' how to bribe lower league staff #football4sale
twitter.com/Hughes_Mark/status/781592100748062722

Do we even have any hint of what he's done?

As far as I can tell these bungs people are getting are literally just buying influence. This guy and the guy at Barnsley aren't even in charge of transfers.

>Eric Black
he's certainly not "whiter than white" desu

>lower league staff

Glad someone is finally sticking the boot into those overpaid twats.

...

>moyes

>moyes
Bullshit #oneofus #didnothingwrong #hashtag

...

Is there a scummier human being than Giggs?

Ketchup on that carvery?

>moyes

fake

Eric Black, assistant manager at Southampton FC, filmed advising 'businessmen' how to bribe lower league staff

Hiddink works for Chelsea though, what mong made this?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/premier-league-coach-embroiled-in-bribery-scandal/

Telegraph article on Eric Black

ooo Tommy Wright

Literally fucking who?

Non-story, fucking Telegraphy dickheads.

SOUTHAMPTON ON SUICIDE WATCH

Dock them 10 points and chuck them out of the Europa League

Wait, wasn't Black in charge of Villa after Sherwood left?

What the hell did Klopp do?

So wait, what is he actually saying here.

It seems like he's telling them they can pay (or maybe they won't even need to because the guy will do it for free) this assistant manager and he'll put them in contact with players/agents/whoever who they can then do transfer business with?

I mean, I can see how conflicts of interest could arise there, but wouldn't this mysterious guy basically just being paid to act as a consultant?

possibly, he definitely was at the end of the season after remi garde left

he was assistant manager there, if he was fully in charge it was only interim until they hired remi garde

Also the subtitles they've got on there are wrong.

They have paid there at one point when he clearly says big which changes the meaning a fair bit.

dundalk
u
n
d
a
l
k

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oh shid :DDDD
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/belgium-football-club-offered-itself-as-a-conduit-to-help-a-fict/

> Oud-Heverlee Leuven
> A 2nd division Belgium side

Who cares?

how is be'er sheva pronounced?

Mark Ogden @MarkOgden_
Mourinho not happy with #LFC game on Monday night before Fenerbahce game -- 'It's a poisoned gift'

>getting the excuses in this early

Eric Black played for Aberdeen when Sir Alex won the european cup there as manager.

Just saying.

ha-PO-el beh-AIR SHEH-vah

he knows fenerbahce are going to stomp him

Based Skrtel is gonna score the winner against them

>aberdeen
>european cup

Eddie Meme is literally the only honest English football manager

cup winners cup lad

Didn't they fail to make it the next year? So that breaks the streak. Arsenal are at the longest streak iirc.

>Arsenal
>Top 4

L o L.

>Didn't they fail to make it the next year?
No

>United
>being scared of Shitterpoo
>EVER

lol.

we'll win tbqh

>de gay

Realised I got the years wrong. Madrid's streak starts in 97/98
Arsenal's streak starts in 98/99

Man U's streak did start in 96/97 but >Moyes put paid to that

98/99 was first Arsenal appearance in CL. They were in UEFA Cup in 97/98

Wait, didn't Madrid start in 95/96?

Madrid were in the 95/96 but not the 96/97 because only Champions were allowed in

>people's faces when Barca's streak is only 12 years old

huh, you're right, neat.

Shame Madrid aren't going to fuck it up any time soon. No way they're going to finish 4th.

Reminder that Manchester United have NEVER EVER beaten Liverpool in European competition

They did actually perform a Liverpool/Chelsea and won the CL while finishing 5th in 2000. The league let them in instead of the 4th place team cause of them being a bigger name

Not sure which of those descriptions they put out relates to Giggs.

utd were a bit poo today desu

really wish we'd put an end to the pogba - fellaini experiment

Remember when Big Sam used to sign old GOATS like Hierro, Campo, Djorkaeff, Okacha? I wonder was there dodgy dealings involved.

So only Liverpool and Everton got special dispensation from UEFA
Disgusting

>ywn be this handsome and intelligent

Dizzy new highs

Blinded by the lights

These people are for life

It's all back to his place at the end of the night

Yo.

because la liga bends over backwards for real
UEFA wanted the PL to nominate liverpool instead of everton but were told to fuck off because everton deserved a place according to the rules
then UEFA changed the rules to allow defending champions to compete, something I think the FA knew would happen

Morning, /trans/

Is this super sunday actually super for once?

> "There is no clause. There is also no deadline for anything." - Max Eberl

The UEFA rule said it was the association's voice who to nominate for the 4th spot. Picking Liverpool over Everton would have caused rioting in the City and the Premier League told UEFA to fuck off and stood by the fact the clubs were told in August that 4th place would get you a shot at the CL the following season. Spanish fans meanwhile couldn't have cared less about a team that wasn't Madrid or Barca being in the CL

How many managers will be sacked by the end of the international break because of this Telegraph stuff?

Borussia are probably in a position where they want to keep Thorgan, sign Christensen, but at the same they want to keep Chelsea friendly hoping to benefit from the endless youth Chelsea can give them.
Compare his words to what Milan said about Romagnoli leaving after Chelsea loaned them Pasalic, who is not even playing despite the awful state of Milan's midfield.

Are you making a point or just musing?

>he doesnt wanna watch drunk prostestants beat up drunk catholics and vice versa

Just musing, mostly being annoyed at Chelsea loaning Pasalic to Milan like that after the first 2 loans (Torres and Van Ginkel) weren't exactly positive. I guess Chelsea owes Milan for managing to sell Torres but still.

Though if I had to make a point it would be that Borussia should have first pick on Chelsea Loan Army from now on, players improve there.

Is there a game in the PL today lids?

Read the OP

So, /epl/, whose year it is now? Serious question, post predictions and stuff.

>reading
We have an egghead here lads

Think it might just be Italy vs Germany. Both offer high level of competition but Italian clubs seem to be run erratically while the German teams have set systems in place

Everton - Palace

Liverpool vs Charlton Athletic

Zero, but guidolin could get sacked due to performances

1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs

Relegated: burnley, sunderland, hull

> Antonio Conte has suffered another setback in a difficult start to his career at Chelsea, with John Terry ruled out of tomorrow’s Premier League match away to Hull City. The captain has trained with his team-mates for the past four days after missing three matches with an ankle injury, but it is understood that he has not been passed fit, leaving Conte with the defenders that have been badly exposed in their past two losses.

I was thinking of Championship and low PL teams mostly, except few cases the loans don't seem to produce results there, and those who do can't replicate it year after year.
2 years loan to German or Dutch team should be the go to option for Chelsea imho, when possible.

Exception being Tammy, if Bristol are promoted he should stay there.

>you will never log onto Setanta Sport to watch Charlton Athletic vs Bolton Wanderers on a cold, Saturday morning ever again

Hold me, la's

>John Terry ruled out of tomorrow’s Premier League match away to Hull City.
Bench Cahill and play Brani has CB.

Fuck me FIFA 17 is fucking shite

What's bad about it?

It's FIFA

it's 2017

Well I've only played 3 odd games so I shouldn't complain already, the gameplay in itself feels and looks a lot cooler than it ever has (as with every new release tbf to them), but the games man, the fucking games. They're SO fucking boring. Skills have been thrown out the window, you can't do any nice passing moves because your players fuck that up for you and then theres that fucking screening of the ball shit thats gone waaaay OP now for some reason.

Also some of the visual stuff and audio just seems fucking lazy
>commentary literally just the same audio they've used for at least 3 years now
>have all, literally every single one, of the rights to the premier league and choses not to implement the official scoreboard and other visual effects for some reason
>complete dogshit start menu
>complete dogshit career mode menu
>it laggy as shit in both
>music is boring and/or just shit

It's like they put literally no effort what so ever into making an enjoyable game and shifted everything into "le one scripted season as a black kid mode".

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37513378

>Gareth Southgate says Wayne Rooney will continue as England captain

Shit.

Desu if gameplay is good I am looking forward to it. I don't care about the graphics and, like every respectable person, I mute the commentary anyway.

Is the black kid mode obligatory or can you still play in a normal become a legend or whatever it's called mode?

Yeah you can still play in a regular player career luckily.

Anyone listening lads?
>it's a Pep exposed episode
>it's a Man City would win the SPL by 50 points episode

>implying city could handle a cold wet windy night in Aberdeen
Mcinnes will fucking do pep

Fucking Norwich would win the SPL by 50 points

why would I engage with The Guardian in anyway

>moyes

>implying

>ipswich fan from korea
Norwich would walk the SPL, face it.

what do nacho and vasquez do to make the spain squad?

looks like koeman

What did you expect? Why did you buy something that you already have?

PES is overtaking. The licences don't mean shit anymore when it's so quick to download an option file with better likenesses.

It's the halal quota

...

Vazquez is a good sub. I dont know what Nacho is doing there though

*scores a blooter*
*dabs*

Why is he so based?

*go to the barber every 3 days*
gotta get in with the times!

pretty sure this would beat England

>beating England
>outside of a major tournament

kek

>Ipswich fan
No way mate Norwich is my team. I was saying that 'even Norwich could walk the SPL' implies they are shit. Which they ain't

Pretty sure they will all end up in the EPL someday too.

quite the team

>torres

>watching Arsene Wenger special
>Morgan is just being a greedy glory hunter cunt
>literally everybody shits on him

I'm gobsmacked a non-football guy is allowed to discuss football stuff. Morgan is about as fucking qualified as me to talk about it. Actually, less so, because all Morgan cares about is his fucking epeen. Well Morgan, why don't you put your money where your mouth is, agree to fund a transfer window. Oh, wait, you couldn't afford it.
I'm a Reading fan and it just makes me sad how pathetic Morgan is. Says he's a fan of the club, yet only supports the trophies won, rather than the club. He should support Madrid or Barca or something. Shame how the term 'gloryhunter' has died in recent years.

>isco
>nacho
>vasquez
>morata
It's a halal bench episode

Isn't U21 qualification next year? I love watching Youth tournaments, just because I have a fetish for cool sounding players doing well. Arselel have a guy called Vlad Dragovich or something. Such a cool name. They also signed a '''''''18 year old''''''' Nigerian called Kelechi Nwakali. They did so 3 days before Nigeria admitted they cheat in their U23 tournaments by fielding overage players. Yet no punishment has happened; why not?

he ruins it by being one of those first name fags

He's shit, someone should remind him to stop being a xavi impersonator and pass the ball faster and with better criteria. He kills many attacks with his stupidity

>Episode 2 of Hunted not on 4OD

what is this shit?

>Yet no punishment has happened; why not?
Because FIFA doesn't want to piss off the African countries, seller clubs have the interest in pretending their players are younger than they are, and top clubs with huge youth systems can, at least on paper, get those player to be HG for UEFA lists if they sign them when they are "18".

Wet Bum are going to get relegated 2bh

>moyes

he's no Joseph Minala

Giggs and Hughes are the only ones I weren't expecting (apart from Black but literally whom?)

>barry failing to string together a sentence weekly

who /bargainhunt/ here

proper qt on it today, lads.

ㅋㅋㅋ

>Heung-min Son won the golden boot
BEST KOREA
SONALDO SONALDO SONALDO
>-Man U got relegated, mourinho didn't get sacked
fucking lel hard
>-Tottenham finished ahead of Arsenal
They deserve it
>-wenger gets sacked
His contract finishes soon anyway mate
>-leicester wins the fa cup
No way in hell

I suspected giggs seems like a real snake.
Will hopefully kill his "career"

remember when /epl/ was good

>remember when Cred Forums was good
wippasnappers these days are massive faggots

When is arkid Kev back?

Everton 1-3 Palace btw

the Pardew hounds are loose

It is called alcoholism, my sandy friend

Just yer standard Barry mate.

>Dortmund-Leverkusen filling in the late saturday game void
based

>tfw get to watch my niggas Aranguiz and Weigl in one game

sweet

hello where are the controversies

Guardiola shanks pochettino in post match brawl following a loss in which man city had more possession

3 ex man u teammates in there. Utter scum.

Test

icles

are

>de gay

Everyone's tired after all the sport that has been happening lately.
>Leicester
>Euro 2016
>Olympics
>Paralympics

People will care once they've had a rest. Then /epl/ will be back.

Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace
Swansea 1-3 Liverpool (190cm on suicide watch)
West Ham 1-3 Middlesbrough
Hull City 3-2 Chelsea (MauledByTheTigers on suicide watch)
Sunderland 0-1 West Brom
Watford 1-0 Bournemouth (Jack Wilshere on suicide watch)
Man U 1-0 Stoke City (Pogba scores, Cred Forums on suicide watch)
Leicester 2-2 Southampton
Tottenham 2-1 Man City (Dutch Man City fan on suicide watch)
Burnley 1-3 Arsenal

its JAY not G

get it RIGHT you idiots...

*flies out of the atmosphere"

You don't remember Hughes at QPR?

City will rape Spurs

Fuck, I meant 2-3 Chelsea

>West Ham 1-3 Middlesbrough
>an Aitor "defending is my everything" Karanka side
>scoring 3 in the Prem

>Moyes

Rooney is so bad
Pogba-Fellaini doesn't work

can we stop doing both of these things

Rate my meme:

>Drain Poo-ney plays for Man's-chest-hair Poo-ni-turd

that meme is about as shit as the turd your dad laid on your forehead.

>Thinking West Ham will win anything away from Upton Park
>Thinking based Negredo won't pull through

lmaoing hard desu

ur thorts?

...

I fink we're only 6 games into the season

>0.4%
So you're saying there's a chance?

It was never good

Yeah spurs have been really hemorrhaging goals this season...

seems fairly accurate apart form Burnley and Hull being that high, and I doubt Boro will get relegated

kek

Bit pointless due to inflation

Just set up my Kodi box so I can watch live football :)

Need something to keep me occupied as I need to avoid the sunlight

were you diagnosed with autism?

>herrera is shit
>still the best option in midfield
why wont he just play carrick or the banished ss officer

No? Why do you say that?

What addons you using?

Fuck off pakiboo no one wants you here

Son's the next Messi lads, screencap this

has Mounited lost yet?

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37499454

Hmmm, is he right lads?

I thought Edwards was the next Messi

100%

Checked. He's currently at 6 wins, 3 losses

>former tottenham midfielder

Yes

Using The Beast build, it comes with a lot of addons

Fuck off, Spanish proxy

>The Beast

That's a big addon, you don't need more than half of what it has. Kodi imo is trash for watching live streams, Mobdro is more reliable.

I miss the old /epl/
Straight from the soul /epl/
The Cred Forums gold /epl/
Set on the goals /epl/

Doesn't really make a difference when you're watching from 3 metres away on a 20 inch TV

absolutely

even Janssen will score, Poop is going to cry

>Janssen
Who?

Sorry, I mean

>Janspen

Had a word with the bloke who fixes the prem, said Liverpool are taking a dive against Swansea tomorrow

I hope you all are having a good Friday all.

They always seem to slip up when it matters most

this team would win the PL

it's Saturday

The Scottish PL

>that defense and GK
enjoy giving up 3 goals a match

>win the PL
>Mignolet in goal

>1 non offensive midfielder
ahh yes, video games

>two target men

genius, absolute unadulterated genius

seriously though, that is shit, fuck off

do you not understand the power of Fifa? I throw that shit up field they score a goal.

I cross it in from the wings and they get a goal. I just won a game 5-1 with 5 fucking headers.

Really wish the mods would do thier job when it counts

sorry I though you were going for an irl lineup

reminder to ignore the pakiboo

Same, I don't see why they crackdown on fun posters like Monica and let clowns who provably don't even watch football from Belgium and Leicestershire post

As far as I'm concerned banning and deleting that freak's posts are about the best work they've ever done

It's deleting it's own posts to try and evade being banned

>transphobe
>>>/straight pride rally/
>>>/hell/

I'm no poltard nor do I hate gays or mentally confused people but fuck off with this blogposting shit

This 2bh

It was about time

So why do you hate Monica?

Because he keeps posting about his mental illness on a sports board but aswell as supporting Man City he also appears to have major psychological issues not including the fact he thinks he's a woman despite a cock n balls dangling between his legs

dat nigga is a badass Young mofo

>he thinks he's a woman despite a cock n balls dangling between his legs
dude, that's textbook transphobia. Gives the impression that your other reasons are just a smokescreen.

I'm sorry but if someone thought they were a tiger they'd be sectioned, why is it any different for gender- something is wrong in their brain; mental illness

I dont hate trans people nor am I afraid of them but there's literally something wrong in their brain for them to think they're something else

Proxy off Manica

transphobia isn't a thing
it's perfectly fine to be uncomfortable with that sort of behavior
it's fucking weird

nah, you're just a dickhead

LGBT acceptance has come a long way in the last 20 years, your views are just a little out of date, I'm sure you'll catch up with the rest of us eventually

New Fifa is shit lads

>proxy off
t. "Dane"

Seek help Man-ica, your dad seems to have figured out you're a failure, why don't you?

What don't you like about it?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781838706030313472

/trans/ BTFO

Reminder Amir Hussien sympathises with the Rotherham Child-rape gangs, defends Islam every chance he gets yet is a left leaning tranny.

If you're talking about Monica then you're wrong since she is not Muslim, hates pakis and votes UKIP

LGBT stuff is fine but actually wanting a sex change (and taking meds for it) instead of just feeling like you belong to another sex is fucking weird you imbecile

'Monica' a hairy, dark 25 year old paki who wants to be a girl now because he's addicted to sympathy.

People need to stop expecting everyone to be 100% accommodating to those who identify as something other than "cis."

>hairy
she had her 4th laser session yesterday and says she's going to buy skin lightening cream to evening out their skintone

poleaboo.wordpress.com/2016/09/29/laser-day-yay-oh-wait/

Stop talking in 3rd person and fuck off to brit or britfeel

so you're a hairy, dark paki who's desperatly trying to fight his shit genetics.

How can you be fine with LGB but not T?

It's just further along the sexuality spectrum

Why do you keep talking about yourself in the third person? Everyone who installed the extra flags can see it's your stalking ass

body hair isn't a huge issue anyway since EVERYONE has to use meds and/or laser to get rid of it or at least reduce it

>reddit flags autist
Fuck off back to /brit/

LGB and T are separate and largely separate movements. They only get grouped together coz of the acronym

>Everyone who installed the extra flags
What are these flags you speak of?

*different and separate

Everton 2 - 0 Palace
Swansea 2 - 3 Liverpool
West Ham 0 - 1 Middlesbrough
Hull City 1 - 2 Chelsea
Sunderland 0 - 1 West Brom
Watford 2 - 1 Bournemouth
Manchester United 3 - 0 Stoke
Leicester 2 - 0 Soton
Tottenham 1 - 4 Man City
Burnley 0 - 3 Arsenal

>skin lightening cream
SCREAMING

lesbian/gay/bi is only related to sexual orientation and that's totes different than some mong getting his dick chopped off. Again crossdressing and dragqueen stuff is totally different than trans in my opinion

how is being trans anything to do with your sexuality?

It's a tampermonkey thing, you can add extra flags to show more precisely where you're from like the flags of England, Scotland, Wales, N.Ireland etc

Sell it and buy PES

Yeah but we all need to stick together

LGBTQ is degeneracy.

It has no place in society and especially no place in Cred Forumsorts.

stop talking about transsexuals lads

>these predictions

Better than being a mentally deranged paki who got kicked out of college for stalking a roommate, pissing in others milk and then to try to get away with it decide to go even more full retard and try to get a sex change and talk about yourself in the third person on a japanese locker room wrestling board. Do the world a favour and blow yourself up or just jump off a cliff amir, you'll never look like a female with your face

google extra flags for Cred Forums

no you're a fucking creepy freak

Well, not everyone who is trans wants or gets sexual reassignment surgery, so they do keep their dicks but take the meds and live as their chosen gender

I've actually been led to believe most trans people keep their dicks

Even Scholes thinks Liverpool are going to win the league, when will Cred Forums finally accept it?

grabyo.com/g/v/GqmMtdgFLc2

actually sexuality and everything related to it is inherent to society
sexuality goes under the culture label and thus has nothing to do with nature
but you're right, better talk about footy now

>Man U legend has to choose between City or Liverpool for the title

Must sting

>Tottenham 1 - 4 Man City
everything else is okay except this

Well my uncle is gay and one of his favorite things to do is talk shit about lesbians, and I gather this is quite common in the gay community. And probably vice versa. So I really doubt the good will extends to trans people in any notable amounts. Trans and gay/lesbian solidarity exists on the internet but irl it doesn't have much standing.

>Scholes says literally anything else
>"lmao what an idiot"
>Scholes says Liverpool can win the league
>OUR YEAR LA'

Everton 1 - 2 Palace
Swansea 0 - 3 Liverpool
West Ham 1 - 1 Middlesbrough
Hull City 0 - 2 Chelsea
Sunderland 2 - 1 West Brom
Watford 2 - 1 Bournemouth
Manchester United 3 - 0 Stoke
Leicester 1 - 1 Soton
Tottenham 1 - 2 Man City
Burnley 0 - 2 Arsenal

Oh shit so none of us are really user anymore? What does mine show as?

It only shows them up when you set it up and install it. If you disable it then it doesn't show the extra flags when you post if you want to randomly shitpost about stuff.

You also manually put in what flags you want incase you want to pretend to not be a bandwagoner

Does it work with US states?

maybe they will win 1-2. Agree it is a bit harsh but tottenham have been shite

Yes

Tottenham's pressing will give City a lot of trouble I feel.

Does it work on mobile?

City will win by more than one goal, they just have more quality and desire

Amir you don't even know what pressing is.

It's when you have a high line and go for the ball aggressively

Your mum goes for my balls aggressively

Question is, will they finish the match with 10 or less men?

Fewer

Lamela will hustle at least one Goal scoring mistake out of Bravo

I'd have so much more to watch if I could just be a normie and like capeshit

Wanyama and Alli with the reds.

Get your bets ready, lads.

REPORT THIS MAN FOR OFF TOPIC POSTING

capeshit?

same here, The Handmaiden and Hell or High Water are the only good films I've seen this year

Everton 0 - 0 Crystal Palace

marvel or DC related films

friendships with people who have a better understanding and appreciation of art and culture are more worthwhile anyway m8

next PL manager to get "fired"?

>next
When was the first?

TV and movies are overrated desu.

Most new movies I've watched have been average. But The Night Of and Vice Principals were pretty good shows.

One of

Hughes
Moyes
Bilic

TV is definitely overrated but there's normally one or two great films every year

Going to watch Match of the Day since I missed it last week

been dabbing so much that today on my way out of the dentist i span around and dabbed, my dentist asked me if i was ok and i told him its what my fav footy player does

Anyone else suffer with DICK PHLEGM

superhero related

Hughes or Guidolin

smegma?

At the height of Breaking Bad mania lotta mediocre human beings were trying to say television was now superior to film lmao. I guess that's why they write for publications like the AV Club.

Always put off watching hyped movies because of work. Always said I should dedicate a weekend to watch some.

never got the breaking bad hype, watched the first two seasons but then got bored and dropped it

Salt & Pepper Chicken Pieces 4.60
Crispy Duck Rolls 3.60
Salt & Pepper Spare Ribs 4.70
Salt & Pepper Siu Mai 2.80
Cherry Coca-Cola, 0.33L 0.80
SUBTOTAL 16.50
Card fee 0.50
Delivery fee 1.00
Total paid by Card £18.00

TV and Film are both good, just appeal to a different audience

'Film' in 2016 is endless capeshit flicks shat out weekly

There I think over 10,000 anime made, go watch those.

If you like original film ideas, you are pretty fucked by all the major studios. Everything is just a sequel or a remake. Disney are the biggest problem of it

gets better as it goes along

don't rate it as highly as many people do but it's got some superb episodes later on

Guidolin, Bilic, Hughes, >Moyes

Could save a fortune if you bought your own salt & pepper.

Breaking Bad is incredible, if you didn't like it then something is seriously wrong with you

>Cherry Coca-Cola

Sounds decent lad.
Soddypops in general are fucking awful.

>gets better as it goes along
The time with Gus certainly was the high point, afterwards wasn't quite as good

Film exists outside Hollywood lad

...

this year has been quite good though

I saw there is a torrent with every Godzilla movie from 1954 to 2004 on /t/, one could spend a month watching those.

>Godzilla
His point was about non-shit movies

Jessie's attitude towards the end killed it for me.

@71575563
Awful opinion, not even worth of a (you).

>tfw too intelligent to be ABL

I've heard good things about The Nice Guys, and Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

This is the Golden Age of Television.

Monica downloaded them a while ago, she's seen the entirety of the second era

Says it ranges from shit to meh

Same boring shit over and over. Poleaboo is a Godzilla enthusiast, that says it all about that garbage.

not a big fan of godzilla films but I'm looking forward to seeing what Anno has done with the new one

Lads.

Stranger things is absolute shite.

u r 1 cheeky bugger

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37508373

>It could soon become impossible for Scottish clubs to reach the Champions League, if proposed reforms are not revoked, the chairman of the European Professional Football Leagues (EPFL) has told BBC Scotland.

ayy lmao

how the fuck has my food arrived already

notification of confirmation was 11 minutes ago

Monica has brilliant taste, she has seen everything in this world worth seeing

They shouldn't really be there anyway.

Remember when leltic only qualified because a polish team accidentally fielded the wrong player.

Francesco Guidolin has to be the most Italian name ever right?

A
B
EL

I was surprised when I found out he had already directed a couple of movies, Love & Pop and Shiki-Jitsu. Then I started reading about how the writer of the second movie was a Steven Seagall's daughter, from which I learnt Seagall is still doing movies today.

not true too much of them are a bunch of pretentious twats

itv.com/news/2016-09-30/premier-league-corruption-agent-tells-itv-news-he-made-up-football-manager-bungs-allegations/

>Agent made it all up
So Sam lost his job for nothing?

The local knows you order the same shit every friday you fat cunt

It won't be impossible in the slightest. The change will mean Celtic have to actually play decent teams in the qualifers instead of the Gibraltar champions, seems fair. They'll fail more times than they suceed but will probably make it every 3/4 years.

I don't know what an el is

>seen everything in this world worth seeing
you spent the last year in your room plotting how to kill some polish slags for runing your life. Not really sightseeing that.

The -in ending is almost exclusive to north Italy, specifically south Veneto and Friuli, it doesn't represent Italy as a whole.

He's backtracking because someone tried to kill him.

>I learnt Seagall is still doing movies today.
And gave us a good meme

I remember seeing this in HMV not too long ago, surprised me too even of it looks complete shite

This looks like a parody

too much dirty money in football to let someone open his mouth about it

rip in peace whistleblower

>seagal
>not a girl who lives by the ocean
>van dam
>neither van nor dam

the fact they got someone called Van Dam just so they could put his name on the cover always makes me laugh

>surname not ending in a vowel
yeah nah

is cocaine vegan

Almost as ballsy as 'From the producers who saw Shrek'

>someone
>it's rob van dam
Kinda tempted now

Giovanni Trapattoni

how many will lukaku score tonight lads?

>tfw asshole neigbours keep me up until 3am at least once a week when I have to work by blaring loud music and talking loudly
>last night heard them talking about taking cocaine and when they're going to buy their next lot

might just nark on them 2bh

>googled him
>his filmography listed
>Three Headed Shark Attack
>Black Mask 2: City of Masks

1 and an assist

nice one lad

have him captained in fantasy

true, there's a lot chin stroking snobs who see art as a way to signify or boost their social status. but there's also a lot of people who are passionate about supporting and creating in all its forms, and those are the real G's. eclecticism and open mindedness are the most important things with art and art people. too many people rigid in their ways of thinking and seeing.

feel like a fat retard after eating all that

>tfw Coleman

can't stand Neverton, but big fan of him
stalwart in my fpl

I am going to watch three headed shark, but I know I will be let down because it's the kind of trash that tries to be ironic but ends being unfunny. Hopefully the movie will have something nice under all the shit.

>captaining defenders

How about you watch your waistline instead you pasta guzzling mong?

>Watched City on MOTD
>Close stream

I'll put sky sports on in half an hour on my kodi box then it's just waiting until Hearthstone rewards at 11pm

didn't say I captained him you douche

Aguero all day

>City's first dropped points came from the place that ruined your life
Kek, Scotland finally doing some good.

ah right

carry on then

haha

I support City and even I didn't captain him, thing about City, especially against a club like Spurs is that the goals can come from anyone

meh, Champions League groups don't mean much, we're still qualifying regardless

1st or 2nd place still just comes down to whether or not we beat Barca

Rachel Riley's on the tele

>she will never be yours

It's pretty impressive how she's playing up to her innocent/girl next door image when she cheated on her last boyfriend.

Which team should I play for in 'The Journey' lads?

What channel?

Everton's poverty dressing room

New

SS2

I'd love if I could actually go and see the thing at a theatre desu. I hate having to wait for the BD.

Fuck off you mentally ill freak