Eternal Arsenal Thread

GOAT

walcott's great la

instagram.com/p/BBa34IXN-Bw/?taken-by=kurtzouma&hl=en
>it's real

>Luffy
His name is Puffy in Germany.

I can't believe this is a thing lmao I'm making a folder

cringe

>It continues

>t. butthurt swedecuck who made the failed thread

tfw no gf

>manlet

speaking of, it was hilarious to see alexis standing next to ozil yesterday in the pre-game lineup (with the kids)

Now with the new kit.

>not a new IP
you're weird familiano-viviano

>tfw been in the frozen tundra for the last 12 years

Sup bros? How many titles have we won? I assume we won the league 4+ times, and at least 2 or 3 European trophies, right?

Old.

:")

Stirring up controversy to prolong my horrible insomnia

h-hello
do you have a spare gf?

>Giroud not selected for France
Career over desu

One can hope.

he's injured you dolt

>tfw girl came over to smash wednesday
>got it up, go to get condom, it goes soft
End it familia

The answer is no

sure

>Fucking ugly girls
Lad...

c-cuck

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-new-boy-shkodran-mustafi-8941736

>that headline
>puts prime vermaelen and prime vidic on the same level

Yeah look mate you're not wrong

kek these weebs.

Hazard doesn't surprise me (facial hair a dead giveaway), but Zouma does. Who else?

post her tits

Look mate, we shouldn't be American's out, Australians out, AKB's out or whatever, we need to stay together in the face of the true enemy, anime faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=NTIZ5bK8fjU

Based

elite post

poet is insufferable

this

>On a chinese cartoon character website
>Complains about chinese cartoon characters

reminder: Alexis Sanchez started playing football because he liked watching Captain Tsubasa

anime is unironically saving Arsenal

Eyebrows are gross

i like rwby

Sauce

rude

Love Lab

can't argue with most of this, midfield might be a little light defensively though

At least post the best one the one with the fang

but Maki doesn't have fangs

who made this one?

perfect

I-I did...

Get that hetshit out of my face

>that image

fucken kek

>Best players in the world were all weebs
Explain yourselves normalfags

Just took a "welcome back home after literally wasting a week of your life because of some retarded business trip" shit and need to know how >we did yesterday.
Thank you!

>finally win a couple of games
>THIS IS OUR YEAR LA

I wish 442 was still a thing

Wenger and Walcott status temporarily upgraded to 'in'

>being a kid growing up reading cartoons
Cool, and nice

>being an adult watching cartoon programmes about little girls and shitting up /arse/ with pictures of these cartoons
Fucking not okay cunts

theres a difference in children watching cartoons for children and men watching cartoons for children

kys

>and Walcott
Ah fer fucks sake!

[spoiler]But I can take it, if that means we do better than last season.[/spoiler]

it's almost like theo knows that his spot at right wing is/was legitimately up for grabs and he started putting in work to make sure he kept the gig

but hey, aren't >we just going to say he's finally healthy now? seems to be the en vogue thing to do ("i always loved theo!")

See
+A metric shit tonne of musicians and other athletes
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

>implying Love Lab is for children

it's fucking gay lol idgaf who likes it

>le cherrypicking

kys

so are sucking on some titties or wearing a sports team shirt, yet everyone still does it

also, there are different target groups or do you watch Finding Nemo and other kids movies only?

get the fuck out of my country, paedophile gook lover

PLOISE EXPLAIN

jesus christ just end your lifes

it's like you're not reading what i'm posting

>"It's fucking gay idgaf who likes it"
>B-But look at who likes it!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=TN_1mF-3JTI

EDUCTAE YOURSELVES, EU SCUM

I hate Gabriel almost as much as I hate weebs

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? PLOISE, I NEED EXPLAINING
instagram.com/p/BJuEkhQD1vk/

instagram.com/p/vO4jvVP9E4/

Not even gonna bring up the dragon ball references cause that shit is everywhere

I would take 100 Americans over the weeb Cred Forumstard

>Cred Forums
>liking anime
baka

the time of the normie is gone

the time of the weeb is here

false dichotomy

i love arse lads

Can you anime freaks fuck off

you guys think Wenger will sign a new 2 year deal? the papers are adamant he'll sign a new two year deal and refuse the England position

that's a nice arse

no, we run this thread

lads, I need one last player for FF. It will either be cazorla or walcott.

who is a more guaranteed starter? I only want to pick a player that is a 100% first team lock. will walcott continue to start when giroud is back?

which of the two are more likely to get assists, goals etc? I heard that cazorla plays as CM, but takes pens.

Walcott for sure. He gets more goals/assists and is less likely to get injured, although not by much

They're both pretty guaranteed. Go with Walcott as he'll actually get you point though

but wont he get rotated out of the first eleven when giroud comes back?

and doesnt cazorla take the pens?

Walcott, Cazorla won't be first choice once Ramsey returns

how? he's playing on the right, Alexis plays on the left

pls respond to these points lads

No he's the starting RW. Yes Cazorla takes pens but I wouldn't rely on that

No. Giroud came back for two games and was bench for both. He'll probably be a super sub and play more mid week games if needed.

>He reminds me of myself
It has to stop

you did this ameribro
delete apehoop now

>Welbeck anywhere near an /arse/ OP
australia out desu

>tfw its our year

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ACTUALLY TRY. 10 YEARS OF NOT FUCKING TRYING. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, HOW IS THIS ALLOWED? NOW HE'LL BE GOOD FOR 18 MONTHS THEN LEAVE

Nahh Anti-Anime Aussie is good in my books

Plus I like Dat Guy, even if he is a bit shit

the more you talk about anime the more it'll get posted you know

/arse/ is anime

based ameribro. when will they learn?

Faggots, time to abandon ship I think, /arse/ might be beyond saving

You're not wrong m8.

You're better off leaving and never coming back tbf.

Been here a little while though and would be sad to see the back of it, can't find any other anonymous Arsenal threads that move as quickly as this one does

Get the fuck over people posting anime then. It doesn't affect you at all and you can just ignore it. It's never going away on Cred Forums lad. People have been posting anime in /arse/ way before you started visiting the threads.
It's really not a big deal.

>arsenal reserve team superstars.jpg

...

yeh but it's fucking gay lol, weeb faggots gtfo

Lol that pic

Anyone watching this Arsenal round table on BBC2.

Keown and Wrighty vs Piers Morgan.

WOBs getting btfo'd

Where were the akb's during the second half of last season?

idk how Piers can argue against people like Wrighty and Keown, people who have lived their lives with football and obviously understand it better than he does

same place they'll be in the second half of this season

>tfw it's not our year

How to get gf?

>tfw it's always Wenger's year

like this

I'm on mobile

I'm here to save /arse/

>iphone users

shouldn't had spend all that money on iOs.

Just how stupid are you?

Can't wait for Jack the manager and captain Archie to lead us to glory in 2036.

Isn't it time to end these tedious eternals now? Especially given this team is irrelevant and nothing ever changes year on year with them.

Download vlc player if you're on iPhone. Open the webm in vlc bruh. Shit works

it's eternal because nothing ever changes
we'll stop making threads when we win the league

why post this on twitter? does his son have a twitter account? do they not live together?

guess he's proud of his son and just wants to show him off. nothing wrong with that m8

he can be proud when the kids kicks the learning wheels.

what will you do when Cred Forums eventually shuts down?

be a r/gunner

hahah

>Tfw Perez only bought to keep Gabriel company on the bench
>Tfw Holding's Arsenal career is already over

Well if Bellerin didnt win the Golden Boy last year then Iwobi has no chance this year

hey thats my thing

who won it last year?

Martial for his 10 goals

Martial, shouldve been Rashford or Bellerin

well united had to convince the audience for that pricetag

Rashford hadn't even debuted until Jan, the award was in December

ohh shit of course, it's calendar years

Gonna go create a cheeky Benzema rumor for January window lads

best time to do so now that giroud is fucked

she's trying to get in bellerin's pants. also she's like ~30 years old so bellendo is robbing the nursing home on this one.

piers just wants you to acknowledge that he's the king of the WOBs and he's been beating that drum for years. last season he coined the term "analogue managers in a digital age" for wenger, LvG, and someone else so basically he's throwing a bunch of shit against the wall and seeing what sticks (the art of being a columnist, basically)

it's funny that nobody looks to piers when arsenal is doing well, but when they're shit that's where people look to see what his next meme is.

Americans can sttil fuck off tho

Where the fuck do you think you are you little bitch?

>Eso sí, Cazorla es leal al Arsenal: "Aquí estoy bien, me siento importante, tengo la confianza del entrenador y de los compañeros. Si el Arsenal me ofrece seguir seguiré, estoy contento aquí, este es un gran club", le ha dicho a Manu Carreño en El Larguero.

Yes, Cazorla is loyal to Arsenal: "I'm fine, I feel important, I have the confidence of the coach and fellow If Arsenal offer me follow follow, I'm happy here, this is a great club." He said Manu Carreño the crossbar.

Why can't cazorshit just fuck off and let Coquelin shine? I'm sick of his grandstanding in midfield, like he's fucking special. Ousmane Dembele is just as 2 footed and better than this fat spic manlet cunt has ever been

>wanting Coquelin anywhere near this club

I'm no Cazorshit fan but jesus m8

what did he mean by this?

seeZuma's the typical loli obsessed weeaboo trash

>No Flamini to bully oponent midfield when Viera on a yellow.

EAST LONDON IS BLACKED

WHORE

morning lads
you already know what it is

>news.arseblog.com/2016/09/wenger-why-i-have-to-be-an-optimist/

Wenger IN desu.

>Gym

waking up is the hardest, at least I can re-watch the Chelsea highlights, seeing us rape them amuses me to no end

new tuesday club when?

what should I name my newly caught Nidoqueen?

keep it /arse/ related

tetsuya

Gabby P

What was your favorite moment from the chelsea match lads?

fug

saving that one for Cubone

Bellerin turning on ther burners against Pedro

that was a goat moment too

Koscielny pushing Costa down and then leisurely jogging away.

that was hilarious, it always makes me chuckle watching it happen

toss up between Xhaka taking a shot, the second goal, and Mustafi bullying Costa

THE ELEPHANT MAN
THE ELEPHANT MAAAAAN
DIEGO COSTA, THE ELEPHANT MAN

Anyone remember that moment when Cesc left one on Coq and right after Costa gets the ball and Mustafi kicked him ?

”Olivier will not come back and Francis is looking better than expected, but he will still be short for Sunday.”

I really really like Mustafi

So who's getting rested tomorrow?

Surely at least Alexis will get some time off, maybe Walcott / Iwobi as well? Could also see Diaby or dat black yoof starting at RB to give Bellendo a break

...

Lucas should really be the only one

Xhaka is suspended for a game
Theo won't play
Mustafi probably won't
Cazorla or Nacho won't get called up

Beautiful stuff.
arsenalist.com/f/2016-17/arsenal-vs-chelsea/hard-challenges-coquelin-fabregas-costa.html

Have Xhaka, Mustafi, & Perez taught our soft ass team to not be bitches?

Coquelin learned the rough stuff in germany & the championship.

>Xhaka's first action against chelsea was to start kicking ivanovic until he fell down.
>Mustafi kicking Costa all game long and even convincing koscielny to bully costa too
>Perez blowing the fuck out of that cb in the forest game
>sanchez turning into a central striking menace that's even more dangerous than Aguero
>theo actually putting in challenges & winning them
>Iwobi brushing off defenders with strength and skill
Anyone else loving this new /spicy/ arsenal?

Although I actually expect no one to get a rest and Wenger trying to win it early.
Risky to tamper with a clicking forward line vs a team that'll park the bus

>more dangerous than Aguero

Okay.

My friend has worked as a masseur at Dagenham, MK Dons, West Ham and then finally got the chance to do it at Arsenal. I’m not going to say when she started working there in case this goes viral, to protect her anonymity. Working as a masseuse, it is very normal to see players naked
As I am gay, I asked her questions such as who has the largest penis etc., and she said she would get back to me. Eventually, every other day she would text me the player name and what she thought would be their size and I compiled the data so I am going to give you the top 10.
Monreal – he is around 5.5 inches, give or take. The good thing is that his penis isn’t as dark as his skin, it has a nice tanned colour. She has only seen it flaccid so this is just an estimate.
Koscielny – he is also around 5.5-5.7 inches, but she knows this for certain as when she was massaging his inner thigh, he was slightly erect. A lot of people would assume it would be bigger but there you go.
Bielik – roughly 6 inches for the young Pole, apparently very nice colour and he is circumcised.
Akpom – approximately 6.1-6.2 inches for the young man, again a lot of us would assume it would be bigger. He isn’t circumcised like Bielik
Cazorla – yes Cazorla is actually #6 on this list, he is around 6.5 and on top of that, very thick/veiny, so he is definitely one of the better Arsenal players in this department…
This is where it gets interesting.
Mertesacker – the big German ranks #5 with a 7 incher. Given his height, it isn’t much of a surprise.
Jeff Rene Adelaide – The young black man is up there with 7-7.5 inches
Gabriel Paulista – He is well packed at 8 inches…
Alex Iwobi – The Nigerian is here at 8.5 inches, again apparently very solid and she said that this one was probably her favourite of all.
Sanogo Yaya – she only massaged him once during pre-season, but he is around 9 inches, and definitely the biggest in the club. Also thick/throbbing.

>calling up Fekir and Martial over Dembélé
Some odd choices desu

>she didn't massage Olivier

this is why i hate ameridumbs

>penguero
I mean, he's obviously better but he hasn't shown it this season.

tfw no gf

He's playing with KDB and Sterling, not Walcott and Iwobi
no offence to walcott and iwobi

Sterling can be Ox levels of shit when he doesn't feel like turning up

Still, fair point.
Should also take into consideration that Aguero is a striker through and through, Alexis has spend a lot of time playing on the wings

>Bellerin not in the spain squad
>Sergi Roberto is
based, hope this continues until he signs an extension

>5 years since the last Tuesday Club

Why do we struggle to score goals, lads?

We always put the handbrake on anyway so it never goes into full blowout mode.

brilliant post

espnfc.us/arsenal/story/2962543/arsene-wenger-wont-rule-out-another-five-years-at-arsenal-nor-england-job

Prepare for 5 more years of disappointment

Lel

It was to be expected

tybg

Who /Luke Cage/ here

sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/every-arsenal-scorer-under-wenger

rip nauruto best cartoon character of all time

muslims out though

...

Goes directly against the third rule, that does

Where my Cred Forumsrsenal brothers at?

Violates rule 1 as well as being non-inclusive is a form of bullying

also how could you exclude brothers Ozil, Mustafi and Elneny?

I would have backed you if you didn't post such a shit girl.

>girl

>implying I even know who that character is m8

>hating best raibu

I bet you are a makifag

Fuck OFF you cunts, go post your drawings of children on Cred Forums

no we are the REAL arsenal fans.
go fuck off yid boy
Cred Forums for life
does anyone have karen in an arsenal kit?

End your life

>saying I'm not a "REAL" fan
Where the fuck you from then?

>a fucking vase

Sad!

>rin
>best anything
I used to think you were cool Taiwan. Maki a shit too.

I'm providing a list of animated programs that you're allowed to watch and keep your life:

1. Simpsons
2. Futurama
3. King of the Hill

You'll notice these are all non-degenerate

Why no Archer?

what's this Sad! meme?

trump shite

>Simpsons
I used to watch it when I was 12-13
>Futurama
It's just shit
>King of the Hill
>DUDE PROPANE LMAO >DUDE TEXAS LMAO >DUDE AMERICA LMAO

>american programs
>not degenerate

wew lad

Forgot about Archer I suppose you can amend that to include

Sorry I forgot to include Worker and Parasite

Forgive me Ivan

Don't such an angry little fag eh.

Simpsons used to be good. Futurama and King of the Hill are both trash. If you'd said like Rocco's Modern Life and maybe Family Guy, American Dad or South Park you wouldn't lok quite as stupid.

Kilburn

Where are you from?
Probably Surrey you posh bandwagonning cunt

>capeshit
>anime
i hate arse lads

Leyton

Still fuk u anyway

Reminder that Arsenal never have, and never will win the Champions League.

Liverpool, Chelsea, United and soon Manchester City will all have them.

Chingford here la

Cringe

But do any of those teams have a Gold Premier League Trophy m8?

I got a boner reading this
Am I gay?

sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/every-arsenal-scorer-under-wenger

I missed some obvious ones. too many carling cup germans and an american as well.

>arsenal in good form
>/arse/ goes full meta and shitposting
Every fucking time.

worst post in the thread

maybe mate.
that's cool tho no one really cares anymore

Some time periods where we've had to wait for a league title

1938-1948 - 10 year wait
1948-1953 - 5 year wait
1953-1971 - 17 year wait
1971-1989 - 18 year wait
1991-1998 - 7 year wait
2004-present - 12 years and counting

18 years is the most. Surely we're due a league title soon.

I found a bad one on twitter.

I can feel it coming, City is the only obstacle this year, we'll see how the lads fare when they go head to head. But it feels like there's a strength about the team at the minute, we shall see

She's a big girl here

I like your optimism tbqh.

>we
>1938-1948 - 10 year wait
>1948-1953 - 5 year wait
>1953-1971 - 17 year wait
>1971-1989 - 18 year wait
>1991-1998 - 7 year wait
>implying

No point getting down about it! It's probably cause I'm not one of the diehard WOB's, but I feel we're looking at a team that can really challenge this year, they're definitely quality enough to win it if they hold it together.

Think Mustafi will prove to be the key signing, Kosc is top class but has been without a real top class partner for a while now, they look to be working very well together.

i want to cum on her hair

>Akpom out for "a while" with a back injury
fuck that's any chance he had of breaking through gone

he's had a back injury in the past too hasn't he?
his career is over already

>Robert Pires in L'Equipe: 'My next step with #Arsenal would be to become sporting director. That's what I want and Arsene knows it'

>More Pires: 'But what Arsene has done for me already, allowing me to train every day with the team, is unique in Europe. I'm very grateful'

>Pires says Wenger will leave #Arsenal 'the day he wins league again. Then I can imagine him saying 'I'm off'. It's his no1 goal'

>the day he wins league again
>not the CL

the time for CL has gone now with the 'big 3' dominance

the game isn't tomorrow lad

Good morning.
OX out

If only Arsenal were good in the 70s and 80s when you only need to win about 4 games to win the European Cup.

no u

Cazorla is key to Arsenal succeeding amerifat... You watch, Cazorla gets injured and everything will go to shit, ala last season...

Nuke this thread into oblivion, fuck off to with your children's cartoons you stupid cunts

Do brits really talk like this?

There's literally nothing wrong with liking anime.

Am I doing it right?

>brits
lol

Absolutely.

Nahh we're fighting a losing battle mate, they have no shame. it's not even children's cartoons per se that I have a problem with, it's the cartoons OF children

Lad your lowercase A is really annoying me now, please fix it.

this
nothing wrong with liking cartoons
there's a hell of a lot wrong with being a paedophile

my what now

>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger and Tottenham counterpart Mauricio Pochettino say they are open to managing England in the future.

>Asked about taking the job, Wenger, 66, said: "One day, if I'm free, why not?"
>Pochettino, 44, said: "Yes, why not? In the future."

wew lads

FIX YOUR FUCKING NAME YOU TWAT

Wenger I understand but any other JF managing England would just feel wrong.

sorry I don't follow you mate

Yeah, every one of the 65+ million people here talk exactly like that.

Look at my Anonymous and then look at yours you special snowflake cunt.

Off to class lads. Gonna ask a qt out today. If she says yes then arse wins the league

I hope you get shot by a disgruntled Chelsea bandwagoner.

arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20160930/club-announces-latest-financial-results

>cash balances, excluding the accounts designated as debt service reserves, amounted to £191.1 million

>all that anime ITT
STOP IT

Nahh still not with ya I'm afraid

WE'RE IN THE MONEY, WE'RE IN THE MONEY

this

Imagine getting triggered by drawings.

desu

>people here
>implying being in britain makes you a brit
i'm more british than 95% of london

>English fans content with continuing to be shit and stagnant as long as an English manager is at the helm
Wew

Capello was the same shit.

A a general rule, add 30% for dodgy accounting. We know this is something they want to hide

England is shit with or without an England manager, where have you been?

premier4us.com/cazorla-quiero-seguir-club-nada-1099

>Cazorla: "I want to stay but the club hasn't told me anything"

Time for jack to take that spot

>Extend Arteta despite doing jack shit
>Extend Rosicky on 85k , spends most of that time injured

>don't give a new contract to the most influential midfielder
its still very early but ayy

>Arsenal fans content with continuing to be shit and stagnant as long as an Arsene Wenger is at the helm

really makes you think

Arsene FC, not Arsenal FC

>jack returning to arsenal

contingent upon this season innit?
personally I'd prefer that sweet sweet English international money

Coq is baq
everything turned out better than expected.

Based Coq.

Best possible news, wouldn't want to be without him for too many games

no problem. once you get an injury at arsenal, they don't stop coming

...

Nawwww, I liked Reyes.

PIERS MORGAN ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY KEOWN LAST NIGHT

How was Cazorla so cheap

Fire sale
the Oil money guys at Malaga decided they didnt want to be football sugar daddies after-all

Didn't arshavin break our transfer record?

>our
lol, chink

>actually thinking he's Taiwanese

Wenger in
Imagine Abromovich trying to stay relevant at those prices

Taiwan is just a social construct shit lord

>tfw Giroud is never fit again

What happened this time?
Arsene just said he will be out in his report,

I've always been pro-Giroud, but the attack has been so fluid without him these last few games. Maybe he really does slow down the attacks?

ginger keeper in the bag lads. so hideous that his signing photo is long distance and still his comedy ears are evident.

future GOAT due to ugliness and ginger hair putting opponents off.

kek who is he?

arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20160930/young-keeper-joins-club-s-academy

WOBS ON PERMANENT POOICIDE WATCH

Have you ever seen Arsenal win the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

MUSLIMS OUT

ANIME FAGS OUT

WENGER OUT

Make /Arse/nal great again!

>Known for his bravery

WAR CHEST

MUSLIMS IN

Don't hate on the based Allah-core we've got going on, they're all good lads

hope that means he's an absolute madman who rushes out for everything and clatters his own players

>Greetings from britbongistan

damn his ears look like they are falling off, even from far away kek.

...

Yeah, when Welbeck first joined it was weird seeing through-balls being put in and the striker actually sprinting on to them and keep running forward.

they even made him stand in the shade to de-ginger him a bit.

just give it a rest m8

this

who /halfday/ here?

Does Anzu support Arsenal?

I'm /work from home/ today desu

Anzu a shit, who cares.

I wish I could

What the actual fuck

it's this lazy attitude that's got you into this mess
probably shouldn't have shipped all your go-getters to aus huh
>working

Reyes was my favorite arsenal player when i was 10
>that partnership with henry

>not Julio "The Beast" Baptista

Never liked him tbf

>le 100kg stepovers man

>Arsenal game is on Sunday

>probably going to miss it cause my brother will be in town and i'll have to go out to get lunch with him

fucking sucks

Is Jeff the only good youth that we've gone out and bought in the last 5 years? Really only Ramsey turned out well.

>Friday game is shit
>Saturday games are shit
>all the good games on Sunday
>followed by the international shit break
ffs I hate the FFA and the qualifying breaks, that shit is so retarded.

>lunch takes 2 hours and can't be rescheduled or had while watching a game

Fuck sunday matches, fuck international breaks

do you guys think Xhaka's brother is a cuck?

Would you protect her, /arse/?

if you're either of them you're not going to tell england to fuck off. at the very least having them an as option can be used to get a better contract from where you're at or where you're going.

Yes even though she has weird cheeks

Set it on fire

>not going to lunch at some sort of sports bar/grill where you could try to get the game on.

if anything it's your brother and he should be willing to work around arsenal. you need to establish your pimphand, user.

source

>tons of makeup
>prolly weird face
>Turkish flag
>animu XD
no thanks

this is revolting, please don't start posting it here

This is actually quite an interesting read

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37408155

Shows Wengers 1st and 2nd 10 years at Arsenal have a near identical record. just we have stayed the same and everyone else got better

Pretty sure Arsenal's and Wenger's intial plan on how to compete while building the stadium would have worked quite alright considering Manure were the only real contender for the league but the russian money laundry scheme fucked it up.

Are there any Arsenal ultras on /arse/

me

Are u akb or wob

>Higher revenue than ever before
>Lower costs and fuck all spent last season
>Cash reserves remain the same
hmmm

wouldn't call myself either but i do want wenger to let his contract expire this season

>Progress

...

>Wenger will never drop shit players

>tfw no GOAT manager

Wonder if Mertesacker's doing his coaching badges while he's injured like Arteta.

Mertesacker couldnt be a manager he's far too beta

wenger managed

wewwwww

Did you not remember him giving Ozil the hairdryer treatment?

I miss Poldi lads

His autism and smile brought me tremendous joy

I miss his thunderous left, unfortunately his only redeeming feature.

>tfw another 20 years of Wenger

I just want him to come out and say whether he's going to extend his contract or not already. Unfortunately he's going to wait until the end of the season just like 3 years ago.

Yeah, I'd let her come stay with me.

>telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/29/meet-the-other-wenger---arsenes-brother-reveals-the-arsenal-mana/
>dat quiz

Now i feel bad for answering 'YES' for every question.

>mfw arsecucks

Is he going to make it?

I haven't watched a single Bremen game t b h

I hope he fails, why should the loyal diaby get his career ruined while this piece of shit runs off to beg for bayern to save him from Bremen

Diaby would have gone to city if he was good enough and not injury prone
There's no loyalty man

I wonder if he starting sucking ass the same exact time he started watching that low tier trash. Would make sense really.

>tfw there's an alternate reality where Diaby is healthy, gets good and goes to City instead of Yaya Toure

Kévin Théophile-Catherine fulfilled his dream to rub himself up against theo walcott, the most elusdive theo for a theophile like kevin

Capping this to laugh at you and this shit team when Arsenal inevitably finish 3rd or 4th again.

Diaby healthy wouldve won us the league

Cunt he looks about 600 episodes in

he'll claim that he doesn't want to be a distraction to the players, but if he was going to stay wouldn't announcing that now be even less of a distraction?

all i can think of is 1) arsene genuinely is thinking about leaving after winning another PL or even the CL, or 2) maybe he's just holding out to have a bit more leverage so that way he can scare the shit out of the board and end up getting a deal that keeps him right around the highest paid manager in the prem.

in the end you can do a lot worse than wenger, you know?

hOW DO i GET RID OF THESE FUCKING BIRTHDAY HATS

time travel one day into the future? hack Cred Forums and change its system clock to tomorrow? start posting on Cred Forums.au ??

>FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:You won't believe what I just heard

cool story grandpa

>tfw remembering Cred Forums birthday hat on Ramsey
time flies

too fast really

>tfw no transfer window to complain about no signings

Which sounds better, Cred Forumsrsenal or arsen/a/l?

if Lucas turns out alright the summer window might turn out to be a solid 7/10. No need to complain then.

>her

>she

>her

Cred Forumsrsenal

>Xe

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-30/arsenal-has-294-million-in-cash-and-fans-aren-t-happy-about-it

>tfw the tea lady still won't get a raise

wow sure is a great post
>her

I'm no /arse/ fan, but I sure do love /arse/ lads.

good lad

Say what you want about the Turks, but they clearly have the right approach when it comes to Weebs.

I hate the party hat

Pretty sure this is how Cristian slater got arrested

>tfw had tab open over night and no party hat for me :^)

nvm I just worked out how to block it with ublock

good lad

...

>unblock
>he fell for the Cred Forums meme

fucking lol

wenger out
anime in

what?

based

fucking
lol

?

AUSTRALIANS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

???

based michael oliver

Hmm

what happened

>Hmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

why have australian posters got worse recently? you used to be decent lads 2bh

sturridge dived for a peno but got a yellow instead

because theres a new one

>because theres a new one
ye Hennas is feeling a bit crook so Gaz is just takin over for a bit, cunts just not as good aye

sometimes reminder arsenal will finish 4th at best

>hennas
genuinely stumped as to what this could be short for

i know but it feels like he's having a bad influence on all of you

that's probably true. australians can't dominate any thread without it turning to shit for some reason

i'm the only australian that has posted here in the last 2 years

((((((((((((((((((all me)))))))))))))))))

same goes for your moms arse hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahha

...

City will by the end of this season.

Unironically hope they do. I was at work the other day and this Arsenal fan was arguing with Utd fans saying we were better and I was about to back him up until he started bragging about the gold trophy.

is pep gay?

why are you here liverpool are playing

Coq in training today.

lads

>there are literally teams out there who don't have a qt little gold PL trophy

Fucking lmao.

how in the fuck
bretty good

cheers

AMN always training with the first team they should just officially promote him already

Is there anything he can't do? Man even defeated the injury curse.

Need Oxshit to just fuck off already first

Chambers starts vs Wet Spam
Wilsh starts vs Watford

yeah
he's a probably a better backup RB than debooch or jenko

He's not though. Not even an RB.

>ratcunt dropped
kek

He played at least one game at RB.
And this was just a way of saying I don't rate those two at all.

>swanshit

fairnuff

Jenkos first season at west ham was fine

Have Liverpool had more penalties than us this season?

I think its the same now

Is Milner a better goalscorer than Ozil?

Commentators said that was Milners 4th from the spot
Santi scored vs Watford and Soton
Theo missed vs Liv and Alexis miss vs Hull

AST delighted that Arsenal Board has responded to our challenge to its corporate governance by ending £3m consultancy fee to Kroenke

I really hate this Liverpool side
Such average players lifted up by this pressing meme
Passing football should just evolve to a level that is untouchable by this pressing meme

this doesn't really matter anyway to be honest

>letting any player other than Santi take penalties if he's on the pitch

>Scazorla

SWANCHOKES
SWANCHOKES

lucky shitterpool at it again

He wasn't for Theo's

3 POINTS!

This was the type of game Arsenal would have definitely dropped points in. Liverpool just have that bit more heart and determination to grind out results.

>letting Theo take penalties above anyone

you make your own luck la
at least most of the time

they're first goal was literally as flukey as it gets.
they had a lot of heart in 2013-14 and it got broken.

>all this refball liverpool get in their favor every season
>will still finish outside the top 4
kek

Why won't our players dive for penalties?
Do they not want to win?

We would just get yellow carded.

Elneny dived a couple times last season tbf. Pretty sure Sanchez has tried it before too.

they'll finish above yanited and spurs

hope liverpool get physically crushed by the christmas schedule

Did you watch the match, Swansea got refball all game long

Nice to see Jack getting fully into this Bournemouth loan. He's a good lad desu. Hate when I see people doubt his commitment.

only reason klopp teams died was cause they had cl

Good. Finally we can get rid of him after years of disappointment.

>Elneny
muslim
>Sanchez
barca dna

How long until his mother does something stupid again?

After he plays a couple of games in a row ala Iwobi then gets dropped for no reason and replaced by Alex "good form" Oxlade-Chamberlain.

>WENGER DIDN"T START MY BABY BOY OVER OX

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yep, i don't think liverpool would let this kind of result slip away.

>Ox
>good form
When was the last time he had good form? He only gets to start because Wenger loves him.

but he doesn't start

Wenger is the one who says he's in good form m8

Oh shit I'm from kilburn too

Who /cherries/ here?

is rwby anime?

It wishes it was.

>tfw there's an alternate universe where Diaby captains the Invincibles 2.0 squad into winning the first Champions League trophy for Arsenal

The state of that kit, what's happened to Nike?

Can any britbongs explain to me who this Richard Keys fella is?

couldn't use white shorts in that game, so they mixed and matched

I dont think I can handle much more of this #Wenger20 shit on Twitter anymore lads

sports presents who has worked for pretty much everyone and covered pretty much every competition

Can any britbongs explain to me who this Richard Keys fella is?

>Wilshere diving into tackles

Wew lads.

now you know how we feel every day about your posting

wenger out m8

He's a fan of tarmacking.

why are there so many really odd sexual acts with names

tfw never done a odd sexual act with name

NEW

s-age