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Schauby bless
Gooby bless
Schooby bless
If he beats Froakie you think he'll call out Collin?
Stephens did nothing wrong and the only "people" who thought this was funny are sheeple who will laugh at any joke the "alpha male" will say.
Schaub bless brothers. Having a rough day, always nice to know I can find solace through Schaub.
100%
Anybody who talks about alphas and betas needs to be culled.
Look to big brown and be at ease
Schaub bless.
Upcoming events:
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12: RIZIN FIGHTNG OD GRAD PRIX 2016: SCONDU OUDO - TBA
News:
>Ellenger-Masvi on TUF 24 Finale
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>Bigft to ZIN
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>Otw on Buran fight
httpz://mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkman-weakness
He fucking better.
Yup.
Stephens did get owned yesterday, but he planted the seed for a future fight that as of now people would be interested in.
If Stephens beats Frankie and Aldo leaves, Stephens is right up there with Holloway for the next crack at the title.
>Stephens is right up there with Holloway for the next crack at the title.
Except Holloway recently beat Stephens
6 months
Yes, but the bigger money fight is Stephens now if he beats Frankenstein because McMuffin already beat Holloway.
Conor isn't fighting either of those guysl
>be american living in uk
>collect infinite (you)s by using americanisms on flag boards
Its just too easy my dudes
post /heem/ approved journalists and/or mma personalities
BJPenn.com
that's it
How have you been handling the banter?
Guys do you think I have what it takes to be a pro mma fighter?
I knew we'd been compromised you elvis fuck
>Stephens did nothing wrong
Except act like an alpha male in a room full of killers.
Schaub
bjpenn.com
You look like a fucking loser.
I want to see Stephens KO pettis than fight conor
Everyone is nice 2bh
Lots of weird looking people though not even memeing
20 is pretty young for a UFC fighter dude.
Maybe you could focus your interests on something else for a few years while you develop a bit? Target shooting, racing, hiking, stuff like that?
>we'll never get prime-Fedor v Lesnar
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>pro mma fighter?
It's as simple as applying for a license. Everyone here can become a pro fighter. You don't even need a winning amateur record.
wow, thank you so much man, i can really tell you put a lot of time and effort into these threads, just wanted to let you know it is recognized and appreciated man
>tfw nobody is going to notice your joke about adan because nobody reads this so me big strong engrish man will bring attention to it
Thnaks bruv
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atta boy
You're welcome dude! I'm glad I could help!
I don fuck care
>You don't even need a winning amateur record.
You do in Ohio, unless someone intercedes on your behalf like the UFC did for Phil Brooks.
T H I C C
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October is going to be a terrible month. Slow and nothing worth watching.
Moose probably ending Vitors career, and a fucking novelty title fight for MW. Thats... about it.
Dont wanna know why you were lookin at that video to post it my man
the quiet before the McStorm
>mfw spain thinks he can have an opinion on anything
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ikr
>gay pornstar beats off on jeweled twink
who the fuck are you?
when the UFC is pissed at mid-tier fighters they make them fight on shitty overseas cards lol
Hell yeah, I didn't know Volkov signed with the UFC.
>October is going to be a terrible month
I have a Bisping and a Perry who think otherwise
bless
he's got no dad dude leave him alone
what makes him gay? he's gay because he has a mustache?
kookie bless my man
Kevin Lee looked great vs Matthews desu. Really like this match up desu, winner is 1 or 2 fights away from a top 15 opponent.
Good signing, although he tends to struggle with wrestlers. Hopefully they will sign Minakov soon too.
When will mickey vs sage happen? Do you think it will be on the main card?
Does KK ever not have that look of vague befuddlement?
He's gay because he's calling himself a bear and has that mustache, yus.
>is it the moustache
????
yeah, it's the moustache.
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It'll be the headliner of some shitty FS1 or FP card.
#TBT to the GOAT /heem/ thread
Kevin Lee is good dude. I just think he's in the UFC doghouse. After this fight he'll be fighting in fucking Japan next
that was the thread I meme magic'd nik lentz
>I just think he's in the UFC doghouse.
What has he done wrong? I remember him shitting on Sage but thats about it.
nope
thanks man!
*spills spaghetti*
*shoves spaghetti back into pocket and retreats to /heem/*
*makes an OP 30 posts early*
TIL When Mike "Platinum" Perry fought on the UFC 202 card he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the fighters got their paychecks, the first thing that Connor Mcgregor bought was a car. Mike "Platinum" Perry bought a hot dinner.
Wow, thank you so much for doing this!
>you'll never suckle on those teats
>you'll never plant a baby in that belly
>you'll never get in her guard
It's probably a good thing that I can't buy a handgun.
weird model name for a car
That interview he did with helwani where I had the cash in his pocket and was on his way to his probation officer was top gold.
He beats frankie, then he needs to beat another top guy in FW and then he is a bleep in Conor's radar. Then he can call him. I don't think Conor'll fight him after he beats Frankie. The guy Conor knocked out in 13 seconds also beat Frankie.
and very obviously stoned as shit
Posting WMMA
It was at that moment I said to myself "Boy"
all the top 10 or so MW's fighting within about a 2 month period.
What do you guys figure is going down?
Is he, dare I say, /heem/'s official boy?
how do i get an animal for my flag
Frankie shoots better than anyone Conor's ever faced.
Keep MW fighters active and occupied so they don't bitch about Hendo getting the title shot as much.
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>all these bandwagon faggots trying to take custody of my boy
Fuck off.
If he wins a few more fights, let's say enough to get out of the prelims
Bisping retires Hendo, Weedman beats Romero, Rockhold beats Jacare, Weedman beats Rockhold, Bisping beats the Spider again Weedman beats Bisping.
he was already on the main card
Top quality feet.
Why did I pick the gook?
>ywn lick those feet clean
As a short notice replacement.
Then why is he on early prelims for 204 ?
Which one are you?
punishment for being too good a la Barberena
go to bed cunt.
KK's feet literally make up for her 5/10 face
>tfw I picked Lim
Remember /heem/, never pick a gook.
She has nice eyes and hair
Thats irrelevant. He still lost to the guy Conor defeated easily.
Unless it is Dat choi or Kyoji
>That guy from the documentary will never be your cheeky uncle
Just end it
The reasons that Conor beat Aldo are irrelevant to the Frankie fight. Miesha Tate was taking Holm to a draw before she got the finish and Tate got absolutely stomped on twice by Rousey.
MMAmath shitters cannot be reasoned with
How many boys am I allowed to have?
none
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fuck she gets me hard
just enough
got any more of her? name?
Literally minus an ass.
>that platinum fading in
>fanatics.com
Damn, they're pretty serious about dumping their Conor stock.
Not a good sign for McGoober.
Over-exposed?
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A BOY BOY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dat Choi?
Sorry brah, I just pulled her from a high test thread.
where is my taxi? :D
E I K O O K O O K I E
>that face
all good except the last one, not sure who wins there.
Silva should just call it a career though.
Nah, no point setting two prospects on short notice. Although Andre Harrison said he will take the fight.
>france complaining about female faces
I honestly don't see how Bisping beats non-retarded Weidman.
who is p4p biggest goblin
her or joanna champ
I'm the best pound for pound poster here
Jesus fucking Christ.
I couldn't have that kind of shit tier form even if I tried to. I seriously have to try very hard and forget everything I know and don't know to do it and even then I can't.
This goes to show the actual state of WMMA and how fucked the Bantamweight division is.
>This is the woman who said she could beat Mayweather in a fight
who te fook is tis guy?
Come on, don't be so casual.
No one, but no one, seriously thinks the 13-second fight told us anything about either fighter.
Conor is a great fighter, he's sure af light years beyond Matt Serra, but even Serra beat GSP on a puncher's chance.
And Conor's win was just that, unfortunately.
I think Conor would probably have beaten Aldo anyway, but a fight like that indicates nothing at all.
Conor was happy with the W, but the fight didn't give him a chance to prove anything.
>That’s your post-winner dinner. He’s got nothing for you, Mike. He can’t even open his motherfucking eyes, boy.
i'm 5'9" 260 lbs
i'm the best heavyweight poster here by far
Comparing Aldo and Conor to women's MMA "fighters" is like comparing toy hammers to neodymium yttrium-aluminium-garnet lasers, ffs.
>cornerman later cleared up his comments, saying "Mike WAS Platinum inside that cage. The light beaming off him would blinded anyone, whether he was a gook or had normal eyes."
Aldo has possibly the best TDD in the UFC. Frankie's best weapon against Conor would be his wrestling. If you can't see why Aldo beating Frankie is irrelevant to the Conor fight, you're a straight-up ignorant motherfucker.
too thic tbqh
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no such thing as too thicc
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how do I get a stomach like that /heem/
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That black chick that fought Gabi at rizin was too thicc
do ab exercises and eat at a caloric deficit
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be strawweight champion
niggers excluded obviously my man
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>miesha will never rape you in the amazoness position
heem me plox
p4p best leg game
Who's the WMMA fighter with the biggest tetas?
how is this not too much thicc?
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I got a stomach like this back when I ate a lot more than I do now, and I'm a bit chubby now. I took fat burning pills, ate 3500 calories minimum a day with a high protein content and worked out at the gym every day, sometimes twice a day with weighted sit ups shoehorned into a standard routine. Just about the most roundabout route that one could take but I had my reasons for doing it that way.
i like developed hamstring and glute muscles my man
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i agree she looked hnnng as fuck in those heels and skirt
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seems like a lot of work user
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>D-do you w-want to dance, user?
>I'll never cuckold Caraway and Benavidez at the same time.
jdimsa
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Can you get abs from running a lot ? Right now I'm up to 7km three times a week, with a plan to go up to 10km, would I get nice stomach just from weight loss ?
I lift 3-4 times a week with no isolated core work and have visible abs. If you're not a complete DYEL and have low bf it's pretty easy to see your abs
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Yeah, but only really due to it being a fat-burning exercise. There are much more relevant hings you can do to get abs.
Thanks
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PLANKS
HOLLOWBODIES
>caucasian
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If I wanted to fuck a 12 year old chinese boy, I would fuck a 12 year old chinese boy.
Abs are revealed in the kitchen, but they're built in the gym. Start doing dragon flags.
I got you.
All memes aside:
Is Conor natty?
Gonna have fun with this one lmao
>find me a modern day ko as brutal as this
>>protip
>you can not
thanks usada
Fuck off you pedo bogan cunt
hnnnnnnnng keep em coming
lmao do it
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Idgi? Did something happen last thread?
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based cupcake
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spergy sperging as usual bud
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Any nerds in the thread? How would sex function in a hyperbaric chamber? Extra stamina?
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Great thread
Quit posting """"hot""" girls you fat permavirgin fuck.
You're ruining the vibe of these manly threads.
Fucking homo.
you just KNOW...
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This clc picture is seriously one of the funniest thing in /heem/.
I laugh every time I see it.
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Gooby bless
Same guy who made that post here
I still think he's shit and that he'll get wrestlefucked by Roberts
Cap this one too
Thanks I will
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post 205 posters
"UFC 205 will be champion versus champion but McGregor [$12-15m] versus Alvarez [$150k] are worlds apart in terms of pay."
Why didn't Alvarez not ask for more when he specifically wanted this fight?? Does he not care about the money and just wants to prove he can beat McGregor?
where can i get a thicc gf like this? i only ever find petite girls with meh ass
>Eddie Alvarez
Who?
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>your boy
No motherfucker, he's MY boy.
>Why didn't Alvarez not ask for more when he specifically wanted this fight??
He has PPV points.
Leave Conrad to me.
The farce which is Goobs will end as soon as MY BOY gets his shot.
Conor would unironically knock Holloway the fuck out
>le wrestlefucked by goobs with torn acl man
Who is Paige VanZant facing next?
Im really bummed about Aldo lads :(
He's too good to be wasting his talents in Bellator, where even the highest ranked FWs will be no challenge. If the UFC can't convince him to stay, they will have successfully ruined an entire division just to promote their golden potato man
>tfw Joanna is going to rearrange her face
Lmao there is literally no chance aldo is getting out of his contract to fight for another promotion.
Some unranked chick so Dana can stat pad his golden girl
>If the UFC can't convince him to stay
he is under a contract, they don't have to convince him.
>that perry
based mirko
could you picture aldo vs chandler @ 155lbs bellator?
Rate Paige's athleticism:
Thats the best case scenario though, at least in my opinion. He could retire and do muay thai, but then I can't see him toss dudes around when they go for takedowns. I hope dana takes aldo serious and resolves this. They have to know that the division will lose all credibility without conor and aldo
>"The UFC is more like a show than a fight sport now," Gonzaga said. "[Conor] McGregor is the biggest example. I’m embarrassed to be in a sport where McGregor is the biggest idol. If you wouldn’t like your son to be like the biggest idol in your sport, there’s something wrong with it. And I don’t believe anyone would like to have a son like McGregor."
what did he mean by this?
what a redart
WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY
>all these assblasted jealous fighters trying to attack Conor's character
It's hilarious, Conor is actually a genuine good dude but because he likes to fuck with people leading up to the fight he's literally hilter.
no one wants someone as disrespectful as McG COMES OFF at pressers and the like
he'll talk smack about Diaz literally any day of the week but after 202 when he didn't even know if he'd won or not for sure, embraced him and called him a "Mexican warrior"
He can just retire. He's on tape as wanting to retire around 30 anyway.
Winner of Grasso and Clark or JoJo.
>He could retire and do muay thai
Sincerely doubt that his contract would allow it. Hunto couldn't even go to Japan and take part in pro-wrestling when his contract was in flux with the UFC after the strikeforce buyout.
>someone saved my cheeky screencap
Why do you think the UFC will release him?
youtu.be
based shell and maxo
I don't think anyone in their 145-155 divisions would pose a remote threat to Aldo desu. Maybe bendo just cause the size advantage.
This guy is just terrified of being cucked by his own son.
There isn't a woman in NYS who'd refuse his seed.
Bendo's looked like absolute ass since he got cut.
I don't at all. I just want to see Aldo continue MMA, and I don't think he fights again in the UFC. Hopefully they strip Conor of the belt 10 minutes before 205, so Aldo will stay.
He has a point. I don't wanna see mandrama in UFC 2bh.
i guarantee he fights in the UFC again. Don't worry.
Couldn't have happened to a better person than le low intensity razor thin decision man
>i don't like being entertained
your loss bucko
He looked ass when he fought Masvidal too
Dude's just over the hill
s-she is perfect
maybe the solution is for aldo to move up to 155 and fight conor there, eventually
That is extremely misleading, that is showing Conor's expected pay with the PPV revenue included, and only Alvarez's base salary excluding his own ppv revenue which he is going to get.
Alvarez will be making a few million.
>entertained
If I wanted that I'd watch world wrestling entertainment, aka WWE, but I hear it's pretty bad right now
Mandrama and MMA are kissing cousins, brother!
Lads, anyone got khabib weebums?
>a few million
He'll be looky to even crack $750,000. It was either fight Khabib and lose for sure or have a go at Conor and raise your profile.
Who are your non-MMA boys /heem/?
youtube.com
Saw this video in my reccomended shit on Youtube earlier. My boy made it.
I really hope he's just bitching and nothing happens. I think he's serious though. Dana needs to do something, or one of the most stacked divisions will be a meme.
It's about hespeck, for Aldo, and for the FW division as a whole.
Disgusting fake tits.
Dana was banking on Edgar beating Aldo at UFC 200 so that Conor would defend the fedderweight belt against him at 205. Unfortunately for him, Aldo won decisively.
Aldo being pissed to the point of quitting makes sense.
Dana is a screwy and manipulative goofball of a """"president""""
>FW division as a whole
>mfw Dana is """"""""laid off"""""""" by this time next year
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
Its not about Conor though. He said he would stay at FW and be champ, but not if Conor isn't stripped. He doesnt want to defend Conors belt for him.
>golden age of the UFC
>they're gonna axe the president because he triggered me
Fucking goof
Why do Brazilians get so SHOOK by Conor? Is it a cultural thing?
lads i have to know how do i get a bod like northcutt?
what the actual fuck is that lads routine?
Brazilian culture is fucking weird dude. It's hypersexual and everything the men do is all about posturing up and seeming powerful, which, coincidentally, is Conor's jam.
They don't like that he's good at that, they're all about challenging each other and shit and Conor looks down on people with disdain and talks about how everyone is begging him and shit like that.
yeah man, its cause he said he'd ride into the favelas on horseback and kill everyone
Why doesn't Shinya fight in UFC?
genetics + steroids
b l e s s
Rate Paige's athleticism:
If you weren't brutally abused you will never achieve northcutt mode
10/10 in everything she does
What else are you supposed to call Dana letting Conor hold the championship hostage?
>what the actual fuck is that lads routine?
honestly dude being on steroids and working out hard everyday while going through puberty
Six months bodyweight exercises, tops.
R8 this card out of 100
why don't you post this pic more often you son of a bitch
91/100
all it's missing is GSP
Oh thank fuck, Tate v the olive garden waitress is off the main card.
jesus wept on my doorstep twice
that bod
>no Bones, no GSP
3/10, elbows too pointy
6 months calisthenics
Back Down.
anyone else feel like theyre going insane due to the fact that Aldo didn't get his rematch?
why does nobody seem to care how hard he got snuffed?
why does Dana keep feeding us this bullshit that McGregor will vacate a belt?
I don't think McGregor deserves Alvarez but things being what they are I hope he gets wrestlefucked to decision and the people who have been MMA sine McGregor won the belt cry about it
where did the waitress meme come from? seen it a couple of times already
>pee pee feels funny.
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>Khabib would beat conor
I won't.
Is this real
low fat high carb diet with a daily exercise routine
>hyping yourself before the injury nuke drops
>reach matters for a wrestler
>still dining out on wins from 3 years ago
>knee literally held together with cadaver parts
kabeeb is the biggest meme fighter out there, he's trash
*opens a box*
Even if Kabob could close the distance, no way he can take dat left
>Fatties still seething
How many months has it been now? Lifted a barbell ever since?
No hespect
People either DGAF about Aldo cause theyre casuals, or think nothing will happen and Aldo is just being bitchy.
Aldo is right to be threatening to retire. There is no reason to think conor will vacate, win or lose. Its clear Dana has no say anymore. There is no reason for Aldo to defend Conor's belt for him. Aldo could heem max with a 360 backflip tiger knee in 6 seconds, and conor would say he knocked out Aldo, so therefore everyone Aldo beats, Conor beats too. Then once he loses, Conor will defend out of spite. Theres nothing in it for Jose anymore, unless he has the real belt or gets his rematch
Shit, I didn't know it was that bad.
lol ur so easy to rile up spergo
That's not accurate, no fucking way.
/r/mma
that's a pretty shitty way to treat a reigning champion, they must really think wonderboy is going to put him away
have a free spontaneus heem, bellator 131: the memefest
>Reach matters in grappling
>A dumb casual
How did that reach work out for Gustaffsson when he was getting KO'd by Rumble and ragdolled by DC?
He problably comes from /asp/
it's been about 6 months
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You turned me making fun of you into a meme and I'm the one who's riled up? Wew
>these men will turn into fairweather Mac fans when Khabib "the T-rex" is unable to take dat left
pretty sure he's the same guy who said "CM Punk shines under pressure" so yes he's from there.
You just said a bunch of dumb stuff then sperged out like ur doing now lol
i pretty much agree
he said he wanted to retire as a champ at age 30 so call me crazy but I don't think we ever get to see Aldo fight again unless by some weird twist he actually gets the rematch he deserves
right now I really think he could just walk away from it all though
>"""champion"""
>I care about Aldo getting a rematch despite him already being offered one and running away from it
>Don't reply to him
>Starts sperging out at me
Does it hurt being so fat? Hit the weights.
Stephen will look good with gold on his shoulder.
People just like communicating with you man it's nothing personal.
youtube.com
youtube.com
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Anyone got the image of the presser with Bisping's face extending across the image into Rockhold's? If you've seen it you'll know what I mean, can't find it for shit
FUCK OFF
wasn't he under med suspension and the match at 155?
Never said any such thing sperglords. You are projecting way too hard.
>Khabib's knee will explode again, leading to Johnson getting bumped to FightPass prelims while Khabib continues to claim everyone is ducking him
>Gastelum will cut badly and get a kidney issue trying to make weight
>Weidman knee injury because middleweights
>Thompson will get a knee injury
>Eddie will get a knee injury once he feels enough people have dropped out to let him duck McGregor with a "knee injury"
And then the main event will be JJ vs. KK. Meme magic.
>2 week notice after RDA pulled out
not even close to the same thing
Lol ur a ridiculous person
listen up casual khabib and conor already trained together and the rumor is that khabib literally ragdolled him in training
GET OUT
Why the fuck would Aldo want that fight on 10 days notice when he got heemed with a full camp?
They did the same thing when RDA was champ, Tyron just has a tree stump's sense of humor. Nothing wrong with that perse, but it doesn't play well in the media to have such thin skin.
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Lol ur a fat sperg
Don't use the word "projecting" just because you google defined it when everybody told you to stop doing it whenever you post. You still don't understand the usage yet.
Go back shitposting into your containment hole please.
I'm conflicted with Aldo, he has ducked a lot of UFC events while being champ but he is a great fighter.
that logic doesn't add up for bisping's case vs rockhold
this is mma, anything can happen
imagine a timeline where RDA didn't pull out against McGregor...
>rumors matter in a fight
>what is Patrick cummins' career
Not this time around.
TDD looked solid against Lamas
Max was young and shook, it won't happen twice. Max is literally the best 145er currently, fight me if you think otherwise.
I'm not fat tho
I actually lift
That's why the six months of calisthenics is so funny. You'd have to be an absolute DYEL (you) to spout such garbage lol
just like woodley beat lawler in training, wut happend next dummy
Projecting would be calling everybody a sperg when you are literally christened the amerisperg on an anonymous image board because you are that easily and immediately identifiable.
No but I have this one.
aldo's always been a meme fighter holding down a division of rookies and has beens
Just like johnny beat Kelvin in sparring
Maybe if you went outside you wouldn't spend so much time obsessing over internet posts you neckbeard shut-in.
Aldo fought everyone he was ever scheduled to, except some literal who. I'd rather have a champ who sometimes doesnt defend due to injury than a champ who doesn't defend because they dont feel like it.
hard to know the extent of his supposed injuries but he always performed when he showed up
*revs up sperg*
you're on steroids
watch the press conference starting from here for laffs
Guys, they have at least 7 or 8 fights scheduled for this event that could easily be main card material, but a main card is only 5 bouts.
So what's going on main card, and what's going on the TV prelims?
>implying that was the real johny
that was vegetarian johny m8
>because you are that easily and immediately identifiable.
Might come as a shock to you that not everyone is a virgin NEET who makes psychoanalyzing posts for patterns online.
That's a classic sign of autism.
>He's probably that guy who said CM Punk shines under pressure
You are so retarded you think everyone is the same person on here.
>I care about Aldo getting a timely rematch despite him pulling out of five title fights since he's been in the UFC
Anyone have questions for me, the best fighter here?
That was also Bisping's first ever title shot, sonething hes wanted for years, and would never have gotten on his own merit. Split decisioning Leites wasn't getting him anywhere, so it was smart of him to take that risk.
What did I shitpost exactly Pierre? You're a literal mouth-breather.
you're on steroids
Yeah, how can you call yourself the best fighter here when you can't take my right hand?
You have a lot of great fighters around you right now, Who would give you the most trouble in your opinion
Tbqphwyf nearly every long post about cm punk saying he would win, he shines when the lights are brightest, gall was just a kid in over his headline, etc. were all me just memeing. I don't even watch man drama.
YOU'RE on steroids buddeh
>McGregor was given an instant rematch against a replacement fighter that he lost to
>Division champ can't even get his rematch nearly a year later
FOOKIN STEROIDS, IM SUPER HARDCORE AGAINST DAT SHEET
You. Your blast double is virtually unstoppable.
[sperging intensifies]
don't ruin memes for us
>13 seconds.webm
Would berry soo hard
Me. I'm the hardest hitter on /heem/ right here. i'll knock him out cold
ME GUYS ME
HELLO????
>implying having defenses rescheduled due to injury isnt better than having defenses never scheduled due to indiferrence to the division
boyoyoyoyoyoyoing
Let's not pretend that the UFC isn't interested in big money over number 1 contenders
Don't worry, I am always churning out fresh content Apology assepted.
>what is an anomaly
>what is puncher's chance
just like andrei bullied travis in sparring
>I self insert onto an Irish leprechaun manlet cause I lacked a proper father figure growing up
That would be Urijah
He got memed by Goobster and should forget about him, he still have to beat a couple of guys in the division.
WHO DA FOOK ARE THESE GUYS
I'm not pretending they aren't but they are going to be leaking fighters for the next two years because they're turning into a completely different promotion
Our timeline is better, Gooby is gonna be 2 division champion anyways and we got all the spicy memes with Nate in the meantime
...yeah and what? what else am i supposed to do?
I think many Conor fans either do not realize or are unable to understand how embarrassing he is to many fans, fans that have been fans since Conor was in gradeschool. People complained, and rightly so, that Brock coming to MMA will bring with him many PW fans that will change the sport for the worse. Those PW fans look and sound alot like Conor fans.
the Nate timeline has been GOAT though
Imagine McGregor-Diaz III for the LW belt.
Totally missing his point
2016
Still being this retarded
>former division champ got blown the fuck out, had his rematch offered 3 months later, turned it down
>McGregor got blown the fuck out, asked for rematch, both fighters wanted it
Clearly Dana is playing favorites here.
>tfw mcgregor will be a false 2 division champ because he will never defend either belt
meme exhibition with mayweather after this then he retires. cap this post
That's another conversation entirely that we'd agree on, but sheeit it is what it is man. H-town on these bois
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me on the left
>literally leaves MMA in ruins
leave this board
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muh elitism, muh age, muh super serious sport. Conor is great for the sport, stop bitching. Ronda was great for the sport and I don't even like her but imagine where we'd be without either
yeah Conor certainly doesn't get any kind of special treatment lmao
Conor is Lucky Khabib wasn't up there in the Press Conference. He would've verbally destroyed Conor!
I believe the UFC knew this so they excluded the Khabib.
Khabib has amazing verbal attacks, amazing for a guy who doesn't know english, he would've owned Conor.
Hopefully one day, Khabib destroys Conor, of course the UFC will protect Conor so it won't happen..
"Conor scared"
Why would he retire ? He is obsessed both with fighting and money, he's still in good health, he's never been KO'd and he has build his position enough to call the shots.
He wants to move on and defend, but it has to be the real belt. Its not like he wants conor or elss he retires. He just isn't gonna do conors dirty work for him, which is completely reasonable.
I wasn't talking to you but you can join him as well.
He changed the UFC into an entertainment shitshow but also proved that it's the only way to make a ton of money
Obviously that isn't true, but hopefully Conor would slip up and accidentally mention Khabib being a terrorist
>get millions spent promoting you now you have an interesting opponent
>offer nothing on that investment including not landing a strike during the fight
fuckin aldo... i speak for everyone here when i say he seemed like a p4p goat hype machine until you watched him and got bored through his fight. i think the mendes rematch was a good final fight before mcgoobs though, that was a good add. aldo didnt gas and coast, he got knockdowns and brawled even when he was tired.
aldo was more boring than gsp
45 days till wonderpedo butt bois are making excuses about """blacksplosion"""
#AndStill
I unironically enjoy Khabib's corny bantz.
His antics literally get more than 1 million people to pay $60 for the PPVs
If you're not going full WWE mode you're not trying
stipe tapped
>"I will knock you down in first round, inshalla"
>"yew'll knock nuttin down without the help of an airliner"
this
You post again and I'll make you tap
>If you're not going full WWE mode you're not trying
t.mandrama sperg
Back to aspie
No one gives a shit if you put on great fights if you don't bring the banter
the difference between him and lawler sales are insane
i love this meme
Not an argument.
does anyone think alvarez really has a chance of beating mcgregor?
someone who knocked down nate three times would put alvarez to sleep easily, the guy is quite chinny, he's just waiting to get clean slept
Didn't read the detail desu I thought he wanted Conor at all cost.
it's not an argument, i legitimately love the stipe tapped meme
I clearly felt a tap
Khabib seems like the type of guy who'd actually start shit if Conor talked trash, after 202 I think they were safer this way
he will be gone within the next 2 years
he has always said hes just going to make a bunch of money and get out
next 2 years
THE TAP IS STILL REAL TO ME
M8, the most redeeming quality of Aldo is his skill. He can be bitchy and get injured, but the man is good at literally everything. His fights were "boring" because they werent competitive, and Aldo comfortably beat everybody but conor.
Ok let's watch it again in slow motion this time and tell me when he taps.
>lawler post-hendricks is excting le blood orc meme
fuck off. the condit fight was a sparring match, fight with rory was good because it was the red king bleeding and coming forward throwing everything at him then crumpling with a shattered face... lawler is just a punching bag. his title reign was a joke
Be careful.
the tap was real in my mind
Anything can happen in this semen slurping "sport"
Look forward to eddie bringing the dog out
the ufc should separate meme fights and serious fights like RIZIN does. I mean, people want to see sumo wrestlers, crazy fuckers, and she-hulks, but they don't want those meme fights merging with actual competitive ones
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>Muh reach
k?
johnson dodson
cormier gus
werdum miocic fucking heavyweight title fight
conor's wwe antics sell literally more than 1 million extra PPVs
Somebody explain to me how Alvarez """"""won"""""" this fight
bellator.spike.com
he's always looked questionable in championship rounds to me. i dont care how fast he is in rounds 1 and 2 or about his extended clip of leg kicks that he fires off at everyone
it was the same shit every fight almost
tapped
well the meme fighters are the competitive fighters so I wouldn't know what you'd want.
>anderson
>Jon Jones
>Conor McGregor
>Bisping
>does anyone think alvarez really has a chance of beating mcgregor?
Yes, especially anyone who has been watching the sport longer than a year, unlike you.
>Conor is the first man to knock down Nate
this
people acting like Bisping v Henderson for the middleweight belt and Conor getting 3 title shots in his last 5 fights don't depreciate the entirety of the rankings and most importantly the belt
Respond to this post if you have been watching MMA since the mid 1990s. Your only excuse is if you weren't born. If you haven't been you are a casual.
>journalist rankings matter
Only losers get mad at Conor's antics. Say what you want about the little Irish bastard, but nobody can sit in his presence and not agree with everything he says despite it being cocky banter.
"Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."
i'm confident he will
t.189er trying to justify his casualness.
only when its convenient for people to say "look at these top 5 guys so and so has beat" otherwise people pretend they don't matter
Yeah m8, its not like Aldo is being unreasonable. He's made his money and established his legacy. He was only going ro keep fighting cause he's a competitor. But if the belt is on lockdown and he's already as high as he can get, theres no point risking brain damage for reebucks.
go to bed grandpa
Seriously, Overeem is a retard to have gone for the choke here.
It's about history, when its all said and done nobody is going to be saying "Oh what about that british poster on heem who said conor is a false champion" they'll say "Conor McGregor was two time UFC champion in two different weight classes at the same time"
and if you live at above 170lbs you sell twice as many ppvs automatically. there's plenty of factors. likening this shit to the WWE isn't derogatory at all. conor gets in the cage and fights for real yet he still has the cock and balls to spit fire and probably pre-written lines... it's fun, lets not forget his nation and how he fights etc, it's the perfect combination.
what he's doing to khabib is disgraceful
Respond to this post if you have been practicing MMA since the mid 1990s. Your only excuse is if you're a limbless freak. If you haven't been you are a casual.
lawler vs jacare in strikeforce was a nice roller
it was a close 49-48 desu, just watched it the other day and i kinda feel you
eddie got taken down several times but came back forth every time
maybe the judges scored that last round as a decissive
4th round was chandler all over eddie for 5 minutes
split dec is fine I guess
if overeem didnt hit that choke and smacked a nice looping punch to stipes noggin and pushed him into the mat while doing it he'd be champ
fuck. whyd you do it reem. why. i know, i know.. hindsight is 20/20 and all.. well maybe not for reem haha get me..
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Overeem has finished a lot of people with that guillotine before. You're clueless.
nobody but McGregor gets the goddamn opportunity to do that so what the fuck is the value of it
Late 1990s. Watching MMA since the mid 90s. Fuck off millennials you've got 10 more years of viewing minimum before you aren't casuals.
see casuals
>b-but dana lied! h-he hurt my feefees
gullible goofs
If 205 stays in tact, what do you think the buyrate will be? 2m possible?
WHY does Conor have two jiu-jitsu coaches and why can't anybody answer this question?
Pettis got the chance to do that when he was going to fight Aldo, anyone has the chance to do it, they just have to ask for it and it has to make sense
he could have executed it better
didn't lock his ankles around stipe's hips and ended up straining himself really hard trying to finish it
Yuge
He is rich and can afford to.
Aldo said in his interview yesterday he wanted to move up weight and was told he would have to vacate his interim title if he wanted to do that
it is not something everybody gets the chance to do
Because loyalty to Irish Edmund
Questionable isnt the right word. He just coasted in the championship rounds, because he already handily won at that point. Its not as exciting as a 5 round war, but its also how you go 10 years without losing, so it is what it is. He didnt coast in the second mendes fight cause chad wouldnt let him. He also landed some of his hardest shots in the last 2 rounds vs frankie at 200. Be mad at his opponents for usually having nothing to offer past the 3rd, dont be mad at Aldo.
if you weren't an adult watching Ortiz v. Shamrock 1 live you are objectively and literally a casual
Not unless some spicy fucking memes happen soon, someone needs to say or do something that makes normies around the world watch them get beat up/ fuck someone up. WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY and little boy belt was funny but it wasn't a PPV seller
I think chandler is going to beat bendo decisively
My opinion is he should have finished it off standing instead of pulling guard.
>DUDE BEING WWE DOESN'T MATTER
Reminder that Herb Dean stopped the Chad Mendes UFC 189 fight way too early.
It was still not the smartest choice
>vacate his interim title
it's just a paper belt, you already have a #1 next to your name, there's no need for carrying that stupid shit around
How can you talk shit when you've never made the walk to the cage? Casual hasn't never went Mano y mano with another trained man who's trying to dismantle you.
When is someone going to punch a hole in her fucking chest?
youtube.com
This smug slav goes to bed at night thinking she's a good '''''''''''''''''athlete'''''''''
as if the title of number one contender holds any weight anymore
he would've thrown away a unification bout w McGregor
mandrama boy.
>115K
>125K
wew DJ
mano a mano*
If you didn't watch Wong Shun Leung fight in beimo competitions in the 1950s you aren't a TRUE fightfan
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*revs up sperg*
If you have no mic skills get the fuck out of the UFC.
poor mighty meme
I think he typed interim on accident. At no point prior to 194 was Aldo anything other than undisputed champ
>Dillashaw vs Garbrandt
>Cruz vs Mighty Mouse
Why aren't these fights made yet?
Nah I'm a 189er guilty as charged
I like to believe I'm a true fightfan now though
Based JJ
i didnt say he was the first. i've been watching longer than a year you fucking retard who's been watching for a year. go unironically use the word casual on someone else
when is pat gonna dump rose for a younger woman?
NEW THREAD BOYS
168er here
> i've been watching longer than a year
I suppose that's technically true. It has been 14 months since July 2015.
>He beat Nate therefore he can beat everyone else at 155
>Allow FW champ to fight for LW belt with no defenses
>Get mad at interim FW champ for not defending interim belt
I want off Dana's wild ride
He hit gold with her he's a broke ass motherfucker
retards. people know why he went for it, he just shouldn't have. i dont know how you construe this shit from thin air.
Sorry, started watching at UFC 196
Can't wait to start calling people 205ers
lmao
i love the heem mod
maybe he hates gooby
Goł bak to de dżangle Klaudia, Aj alredi put ju in szejm
dennissiverthereisnoneedtobeupset.jpg
i'm saying he hits hard as fuck and his fighting someone who gets hit. i'm wondering if anyone really is rooting for alvarez in this fight. not if anyone wants to pull the ass out from under my post and find some thing to pick at like an autist
i've been watching since 2012 for the record
Gooby bless you all
>that awkward feeling when professional photographers and beauticians can only make you look like you belong in The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
> mfw basedlord dana secretly owns the ufc
Who?
She's pretty ugly lol
Alvarez has good ability to strike without getting hit, actually
Great thread famalam
Hafayel kept tagging him the left