Ryder Cup

Kicks off tomorrow morning 8am EST at Hazeltine Golf Course in Minnesota. Who psyched?

Yuros have been clutch, winning 6 of the last 7 matches, but US is gonna win this one for The King. I have no doubt about it.

Golf general too, pls reply and no bully.

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Team Europe dominance continues.

If tiger was healthy this wouldn't even be close the us would dominate. I now expect the us to win by a hair.

> Tiger Woods
> Ever giving a fuck about the Ryder Cup

Reminder Phil Mickelson made the ryder guy captain salty as fuck

Why have all the golf threads been so shit recently? The last good one was the masters.

This place in general has been pretty shit lately.

Did you lads see what Rory posted yet while practicing?
It's already set the Ryder Cup up to be elite tier

mods kill Cred Forums
hopefully ryder brings some dank memes

any competition between America and Europe will bring memes. Even some fag sport like equastrian

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Fucking hell Clarke get off the stage

kek

twitter.com/paddypower/status/781600420732866560

You dont understand how much I'll shitpost if America lose AGAIN.

Come through once again Americhoke.

Maybe Trump's motto should be `Make America Golf Again`

Or if Speef fucks up again. That was the highlight of my golfing year.

>it takes any entire continent to beat one country

>m-muh p-per capita

that's your olympic argument. I'm talking about golf.

thats the joke you autist

>makes shitty joke
>lol no your just autistic

Big match up first thing tomorrow.
Rose and Stenson v Spieth and Reed

hinge and hold, pickleman

Is Mickletits pissed?

Your opinions on tomorrow's golf pairings belong on the bottom of the ocean.

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>no Bubba to fuck things up this time

I will be willettposting all weekend

Stay tuned pudgy, basement-dwelling irritants.

Just Speith the master of choke

>funeral today
>site of his statue

>tfw someone saved your OC

Can't believe it's going to be the last Ryder Cup with Brits :(

Thanks Brexit

golf nonces

>When he calls him a manlet by asking if he can use DJ's putter

fucking kek

YUROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

GET REKT BY AVERAGE HECKLER

"Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way.
"Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school's Christmas assembly (f*** you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they're backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up.
"They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red.
"They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing 'mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin.
"They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they'll bellow 'get in the hole' whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists' Big Game Hunt Society."

im sorry, only coutnries that are relevant enough to compete in the ryder cup can post in this thread, please stick to your containment generals of /rug/ and /cric/

we can probably beat you UK vs USA in this generaiton considering over half the players on EU are british

What happened in 85?

LETS GO EUROPE

LET'S GO

3HOURS LEFT BABY

Also your national anthem was awful

>Three days of glorious head to head golf and good natured transatlantic shitposting
>Raining outside

Will this be the ultimate in comfy?

which team is canada on

Reminder that Spieth literally cried.

You guys are going to get fuckinn romped. Lmao, I'm about to post the official celebration USA Thread haha

What timezone this? Central?

A fucking spectator showing you're ninny golfers how to put, lmao, BTFO google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/golf/2016/09/30/us-heckler-upstages-rory-mcilroy-and-wins-100-from-justin-rose-a/amp/?client=safari

twitter.com/JeffDLowe/status/781561704413073408?s=09

Fuck off with twatter links

Copy and paste the story here you lazy American cunts

How about you eat my dick instead, Mohammed?

Bello and woods are the weak links for yurop


Wish poultry was playing so he could get a thrashing from some yank. Truly a top level wanker

I can't find it under all that fat

Large bellys and small dicks are not a good combo .

Lay off the peenut butter azeem

If team USA world police lose.

They will have to join up with Africa


Europe vs America and Africa.


Oh wait!

i wonder if based Michael jordan will make an appearance and some cheeky wagers. I guess Englands MJ GOAT is Wayne Rooney or Ashley Cole, FUCKING LEL BTFO

Americans have already lost the banter handling cup yet again, after the absolute TEARS shed at the article Willet's brother put out.

Lmao who gives a fuck what Wilshits brother has to say.

England Ireland Belgium and Spain

Vs

The United States of America fuck yeah were gonna save the muther fucking day yeeeeaaahhh

Germany and Sweden too

England Ireland Germany Sweden Belgium and Spain


Vs


USA And whatever planet Zachary Johnson is from ?

Zach Johnson is from the kingdom of heaven

>European Banter Tier: I hate sand
>American Banter Tier: Luminous beings are we…not this crude matter

Why is the quality of banter a steep drop off when you cross the Atlantic?

>tfw you're a good son and bought your dad Ryder Cup tickets for his birthday

It's time

euro bantz - original trilogy
usa bantz - prequel trilogy

Is there a fan wearing a muscle suit?

>murican fans

just kill me senpai

Can't see shit captn

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Who did he go with? His boyfriend?

Lolololololooolololoooool

willet's gonna get dogs abuse if he plays this afternoon.

No stream?

Come on guys..

42933802e7e902129e89c76b8abb33a2898986eb

That was the first year that Europe started taking it seriously, it was the time where the likes of Langer, Ballesteros, Faldo were at their peak form. After that the depth of the possible player choices from Europe have made it pretty difficult for them to be beaten.

stream2watch.cc/live-sports/golf/pga-tour-41st-ryder-cup-golf-hd-2016-live-stream-30-september-2016

It's not great. Wish I could use Acestream but I'm at work so can't use.

(But I can use Cred Forums, go figure)

pretty quiet here no? Do we have to wait for the Americans to get up?

I think mornings will probably be pretty quiet today and tomorrow.

What is Jimmy Walker doing? I'd rather see tiger out there limping around

>muh Tigger

Obviously joking, but why isn't Moore out there. I know he has played a ton of golf lately but no one is hotter. Even playing Koepka would get him some valuable experience.

He did just win a Masters tbf

4-0 usa ?

rose and stenson will get pumped im afraid.


peters + Sullivan looked nervous on the first tee lol

uhh.... no he didn't

I'm on about Jimmy Walker m80

Jimmy Walker didn't win the Masters, he won the PGA championship.

Meant Major my bad

Jimmy Walker has never won the Masters. His best finish is T8.

British golf fans, everybody

Just woke up and straight on the beers. Pls no bully.

Don't worry I forgive you

>westwood

NO GIMMEE FOR WESTY

Many thanks chap.

e-europe will win r-right guys?

Garcia is looking shook out there, bad bunker play and now terrible tee shots too.

Luckily he's playing the worst Yank pair

GREAT PUTT FROM SERGIO

Already sick to death of all these americans wooping and hollering in the crowd

Don't worry mate, these fine lads have the other side covered.

USA clap clap clapclapclap USA clap clap clapclapclap USA clap clap clapclapclap

Mickletits playing right handed kek

>Phil already choking

you dumb fucking yanks are going to get spanked

Fucking Cred Forumsieth

Think Rory's back is getting sore carrying Sullivan around this course

I'd like to see rory + danny vs Jordan + paddy in afternoon.

>Top Pairing
>Down 3 through 7

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

lads...

Need a Rose/Stenson birdie like air

ban women

ban americans

Anyone got the gif/webm of the american players looking sad at the closing ceremony 4 years ago?

Why is McIlroy so bad at par 3s?

im not too bothered by cheering for a europe fuckup, or general """"""""banter""""" but that banshee yelling WOOOoOOOoooOOooOOooOO needs to fuck off

>americans cheering Mcilroy's bunker shot
Full of class you lads

RYDER CUP @ AUGUSTA FUCKING WHEN ?

>amerisharts literally wooping during a backswing
this is getting silly now

Never going to happen, the members don't want a bunch of drunkards on their course.

Brits are actually retarded

>mcllroy

>all this euro butthurt

USA started strongly in the last two ryder cups, and look what happened.

Garcia on fire as usual

Just give it to him amerifats

westy is having a mare

This

just got home from work

What have a missed? Could you summarize it in the form of a haiku if possible?

Fair play Rickie

rydre cup @ st Andrews fucking when ?

what chan is this on

Golf Channel

were on Cred Forums atm

fore chan

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>manlets
>good at golf

Pick 1

All these Americans shouting comments as soon as the Europeans are about to take shots is disgusting desu.

I hope that America is penalised for this

>south africa
>thinks a country should be penalized for something
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

good to see usa team-wear is nice and smart for once.

>mickelson in charge of driving

kaymer is really carrying garcia atm

USA USA USA USA

KUUUUUUCCCHH

What I really don't understand is shit like people saying the US is undefeated all-time in Ryder Cups at home when leading after the 1st session.

That's like the Halal Madrid fans talking about the shit they won in the 50s. Recent performance matters, and recently no lead has been safe for the US. I am watching with extreme caution since with the singles on Sunday, legit anything can happen...especially with all of the newcomers to the Ryder Cup.

you guys love stats

>tfw believing the olympic meme and backing Rose and Stenson to win their tie

>get home from work
>fire up the stream
>down 5

>That's like the Halal Madrid fans talking about the shit they won in the 50s
Real have won 2 Champions Leagues in the last 3 years, the fuck are you on about?

Rose has been in good form all year though

rose has holed zero

Fucking Americans >:^(

Amerisharts peaking too soon again?

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you cucks are lucky tiger isnt around for this. Would be a blow out.

Oh stfu about Tiger for one minute please.

>"Holy fuck"

Tiger is your vice-captain, you haven't seen him yet?

kek

Kaymer you cuck

>USA are gonna start 4-0

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yuropoors on suicide watch

LONG WAY TO GO

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reeee

IN THE DRINK

E
D
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Holy fuck we're gonna lose the morning session 4-0

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i-it's a marathon
n-not a sprint

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>Its an Americans show up to post in Cred Forums because they are winning episode

God I can't wait for Sunday

Hahaha

that heckle tho

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>"I believe that we will win"-chant

SCREENCAPPED DIS

Where is the USA? I wanna beat you up

boy this sucks. europe needs to win this afternoon session or this shit will feel like it's over after the first day.

Just want to say I want be posting again tonight not because I'm completely butt flustered about that result but because I have other plans.

I wouldn't worry about it, I was told by Americans 2 years ago that they don't even care about golf

Bruh if there's one thing USA is good at in Ryder cups, it is blowing a lead in miserable fashion. Have faith

>golf
>sport

t. third string footballer

YUROS ON POOICIDE WATCH

USA USA USA

With Arnie's passing I feel as though a lot more Americans are going to be playing the American Patriot card this weekend watching and rooting for the US in the Ryder Cup.

>Arnold Palmer dies
>Willett's bro makes the comments to cause American butthurt
>Heckler in the crowd sinking the putt goes viral
>4-0 sweep in the first morning session
>Home crowd on home soil
>US on a losing streak after epic collapses

It's a perfect storm for a US victory.

I fucking hate how literally the only times Sergio tries is during the Ryder Cup

t. poor

>he lasts about as long in bed as he does in bed as his ball does in the air so he disregards golf and moves on to professional shit posting

>“They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hot dog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red."

Is Danny Willet's brother "our guy"?

waiting 2 years and this shit is over in 5 hours...

ignore that 'as he does in bed'

a-at least we have the history

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USA will probably choke on the final day, again.

OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

USA, I'll see YOU in the parking lot....

Should be 2-2. Choked really hard there.

>54 holes in one day
does he hate his family?

He's black, probably ran away from his family.

Why didn't Rose play this bad at the Olympics instead? reeeeee

Spainbros do us proud.

Highly unlikely. What he described is your average Cred Forums user during a game thread to the T.

wew

>Yuropoors already BTFO and the first day isn't even over yet

HAHAHA ameri-fats can't hit a fairway

Eh, its whatever. Objectively speaking the Ryder Cup needs a US win desperately. Shit's been europewinslol for far too long.

Why did brits become smarter after they were Americanize? Honest question

what did Willet's brother say to make everyone so mad?

He said that Pepe is a racist symbol of hatred.

We might need a new thread in 5 days at the speed this one is moving

Golf =/= Sport

Here's a horse upside down.

He said the USA was not the land of the free and the home of the brave

>Cred Forums filled with working class scum
no surprise

Same, such a wasted talent. Should have won at least 3 or 4 majors.

you should see the tennis threads

Here's what he wrote.

>Golf is a club and ball sport in which players use various clubs to hit balls into a series of holes on a course in as few strokes as possible.

reads like a tumblr post

It's fucking hilarious though, don't know why you yanks got all butt hurt at it.

CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET

desu

That fucking chant Jesus

Same thing happened 4 years ago and >we still won

the funniest thing is people got mad about it. I thought for sure most people already thought that way about the kind of crowd that attends PGA tour events

sounds like he's jealous he's not American

>tfw no Peter Aliss on commentary
It's just not the same

wtf is Mcilroy doing

This is typical from the failure brother. His bro has won a major and is about to make his first Ryder Cup appearance, literally one of the biggest moments in his life, and the loser brother tries to steal the limelight from him.

Cred Forums is a worksafe inclusive board. In the future could you refrain from posting your nazi frog images? they're a recognized symbol of hate, and it really sends the wrong message on Cred Forums. We have containment boards for white supremacist imagry.

Thanks in advance.

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>that fucking ass on Kammy
these feelings

Ordering a takeout lads, what should i get?

>reprobates

What did he mean by this?

Shitty wok

Made me proud to see that go in.

They should just drop Rory and Dustin Johnsons partners and let them go at it.

Lolol

lmao

see this is good shit

remove women

Im late to the thread and just saw the score but

>yurope

WTF I HATE BUBBA NOW!

every golf tournament needs this desu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#MGGA

MAKEGOLFGREATAGAIN

I love this tournament

New copypasta?

>no BEEF

Just checked the score. Looks like we'll go 3-1 here unless we collapse.

This is just a minor setback. Spief will choke again.

why the fuck is tee time at 8am?

get a job

Because they play two rounds.

noice

>letting yurope score a point

come on guys

;^)

Step on their ball

Dubs for Spieth/Reed comeback

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>giving them all those points back

Get your asses in gear you fucktards

>losing to Mcilcuck

Comeback status: ON

> 5-3

I'll take it.

Based Spainbros putting in work.

>those based eagles playing in the sky

breddy cool, murrica

>choking before the last day

new script lads

lol
they'll still be up two points after the first day, that's usually considered pretty damn good
just can't let the 'momentum' get to their heads.

Martin pls

>get god tier sky sports acestream going
>almost uninterrupted coverage, a few adverts every 30 mins or so
>the streamer switches the channel to NBC for some reason
>fucking adverts every 5 minutes
Fucks sake, I might have to finally give in to the jews and buy sky sports

Are you actually where your flag implies where you are? If so, post pic of the view outside your window.

>Not knowing golfbro islander

I honestly don't understand how americans put up with that advert crap, watching NFL on an american channel is unbearable.

island lads home course looks comfy as fuck and i remember pictures from his jogs, quality contributor

I've seen him before, but is he really legit?

Is Mcilroy a catholic or protestcunt?

You'll get used to everything if there are no alternatives. TV broadcasts are still ruled by monopolies which is weird in this day and age.

there is no escape

Yeah but in this new age of on-demand entertainment things are different.

He's posted a picture before so I think so

>cathlocucks

I think he's catholic

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t. Bloody Mary

Stenson is so fucking based.

We still have mostly exclusive broadcasting rights. Streaming is softening things up a bit though.

At least I got 0 ads on ger sky.

Never watched Ryder Cup before. How does this work?

from my driveway
not a great shot

Europe wins

Ok sorry I doubted you

>that aqua as fuck water

jealous

What kind of speeds you get out there?

Get out of here Padraig

whats your backstory, how did you end up there? retirement? military? ive seen you post pictures before but never got the reason why youre in some kind of paradise

The comeback has already started, sit tight Chase

EUROPEEEEEEEEE

get fucked speef

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Speef will be back, betch

Do you know what won't be back, his hairline the bald cunt

Why is that jacket ceremony always so awkward? When Charl Schwartzel won a few years ago and the camera faded to black while he was sitting there grinning like a spastic, I was cringing so much.

damn kaymer is playing like shit man

grew up out here as a kid to expat parents who were looking for jobs, moved back to work as an adult myself. simple. in property development / tourism field. (there's little else out here)

internet is often just out completely. last two weeks i've had barely any internet. sucks but it is what it is. when it's on it's about 4Mb/s

boys club white southern america is ALWAYS this awkward, it's just that most of the time they're drunk

my GOD i love this tournament

dang those are some nice unis t.b.h.

wew

sounds comfy as hell if you can make a living out there desu

>poorupe

Wow damn I guess Belgium are useful after all

What does a Ryder cup captain actually do?

Rydes to victory or defeat

>spain

don't disrupt my comfy feel. I don't even have a horse in this race to ryde.

lol USA is so desperate to win

lol europe is so desperate to take terrorists in as citizens

I bet Colin Montgomerie is a massive cuck, I can imagine him trying to organise for a well endowed Italian man to come and seduce his wife in his massive mansion in rural Scotland.

wouldn't you? that sounds pretty great m8

Not us mate, that's why we voted to leave the EU caliphate.

No

> hey, my fellow incredibly well-paid and physically attractive fit thirty-somethings with excellent hair, want to get together in a private loft and sip michelob ultra?

> if we separate from an international trade union, that means brown people can't come to our country!

do you even know how your own government works?

Team Europe.

Yes I do, but there are also terrorists in your country. Back to the golf eh?

>Rory unjusted himself.

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letting in doctors from pakistan and india is different from letting in lowlife refugees

>

kek now show yurop's total over that time

blah blah be quiet

jesus CHRIST rory, end this silliness

what's that? i couldn't hear you oveUSA! USA! USA!

>india
>muslim
American education...

>amerisharts

daily reminder that by total number AND by percentage of population there are more blacks, more muslims, more arabs, more indians, more non whites in the USA than the country i live in.

POOESSAYY
O
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S
A
Y

wrong image

>Back to the golf eh?
That would be nice.

POST THE WHOLE IMAGE I'M HUNGRY

Amerisharts have expended so much energy today, and Europe will regroup and pummel them tomorrow. You can smell their desperation.

>bragging about living in scotland

14% of india's 1.2 billion population is muslim... many of them immigrate here

Scotland is a much better country than Ireland, at least they admit that they're British unlike you.

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They're just Pakis though. For example, at any given moment 20% of Scottish people are living in England. Doesn't make them English.

Faggot-mat is not a sport.

An overall shit day for Europe with several of our big names underperforming yet we are only down 5-3 to the "greatest team assembled" USwho started off flawlessly

I like where we at. Time for the clutch gene to kick in and once again end the Americucks.

send all youe football niggers and olympian niggers back to their proper coutnries then

up the ra

aye, its that shite half my university was full of you cunts stealing an education here.

Most of them were born here, put the whisky down.

>football niggers

seriously? do you want to go down this path?

really?

so are most of the muzzies you mug

Many more muzzies are importing themselves though, so be quiet.

"football niggers" the irish cunt says.

kek.

"football nigger" #1

and their kids will be english stay cucked shadiq

there will be a muzzie mudslime uk prime minister before the end of the 21st century

Somebody get this hot head out of here

"football nigger" #2

>dat eagle kill shot

fukkin rory what a beast

Mcilroy bringing it, USA temporarily BTFO

"football nigger" #3

should i keep going, think there's about 20 odd?

we're not used to the sun, those are just irishmen who forgot the sunscreen on holiday

whats your point you idiot

i never said irish dont have niggers

Mate, do you think anything you say bothers me? You're fucking Irish lol

"football nigger" #4

Yeah keep going

holy fuck mcilroy really is a manlet

"football nigger" #5

now can you see why the irish are referred to as "the blacks of europe"?

>Europe apparently have a bad 1st day
>only 2 points down
No worries lads, it's ours again

>that Ole Ole Ole vs USA USA USA battle

jej

"football nigger" #6

funny how much irish women love big, black cock, isn't it?

You made a point about black English football players, so shut the fuck up

i will go to a ryder cup in europe during my lifetime

oh yes

literally all those "Irish" players you posted are actually English

read the context you fucking idiot and fuck off

>the americans ITT have gone quiet

ignore my retardia

upset

So it's even more pathetic that you're accepting our rejected negro players

>European Banter Tier: I hate sand
>American Banter Tier: Luminous beings are we…not this crude matter

Why is the quality of banter a steep drop off when you cross the Atlantic to Euroshit?

Amerisharts, you shot your load today and you're only 2 points ahead. how do you feel?

YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANYMORE

"football nigger" #8

Hey, down is down, up is up. Euroniggers arguing amongst themselves about which soccer team of their has the most amount of niggers doesn't interest me.

Can you stop pls

"football nigger" #9

why do irish women love bbc so much?

Nah man your team is fucked tomorrow.

mate did you family get bombed by the ira or something

I don't see how. We have the greatest team ever assembled. How can Europe even compete?

"football nigger" #10

i'm from scotland, thicko.

legit never seen anyone so mad on here

"football nigger" #11

maybe this will stop you being a thick, racist mongo in future?

Won't be enough.

"football nigger" #12

spamming pictures which prove nothing about what i was saying?

maybe, its quite annoying and ruining the thread

>How can Europe even compete?
By being better

"football nigger" #14

Enough shilling faggot. You're on the same team ffs.

stop

you're just ruining the thread

Holy shit Sky Sports is so biased towards Europe it's embarassing

Why would they not be?

> europeans can't even get along in a match thread

how do they expect to win a ryder cup?

yeah its like watching bbc and itv during world cups and the euros shilling england during every game whether they are playing or not

BBC is more neutral, Sky lack class.

have you ever watched a sports broadcast in your life

Because unlike these two plebeians, the team doesn't actually do this.

yes

Even though I want Amerilards to win, Stenson is my favorite golfer do I find it hard rooting for the US when he's playing.

bump for day 2

>h-heh but no seriously i love murrca

I don't get this complaint when they also have American commentators/reporters actively rooting for the US on Sky. It seems pretty fair to me.

>waking up and the americucks have choked again

every two years

Matt kuckhar


Kuuuuuuuck

Martin kuckmer

Lee westkuck

Sergio kuckcia

Danny kuckillet

Rafa kuckello bello

Kucktin rose

Kuckrik stenson

Matt fitzkuckrik

Rory mcilkuck

Kuckas pieters

Chris kuck

Andy kuckllivan

Kucky fowler

Kuckdan speef

Paddy kuck

Jimmy kuckler

Dustin kuckson

Matt kuckchar

Phil mikelkuck

Zak kuckson

Kuck Moore

Jb kuck

Brooks kuckpoe

Brandt sneadekuck

Captains picks

Daren kuck

Davis love the kuck

Kucker woods

Kukka Watson

Ian kucktor

Paul kuckrie

Steve strikucker

Pad rig harikuckton

Kuckmas Bjorne

Worried about the Rose/Wood pairing.

Legends mode activated


Jack nilkelkuck

Kucky player

Ben crenkuck

Seve ballakuckros

Arnold kuckmer

Bernard gallakuck

Old tom kuckis

Young tom kuckis

Tom kucksan

Kuck daly

Jose Maria kuckabal


Nick kuckdo

I predict 2-2 this morning

Can we all agree that Patrick Reed is the biggest cuck of all? The guy wears Tiger Sunday red and black ffs.

ANY A C E S T R E A M LINKS LADS?

based Pieters

preddy gud

>americans in charge of driving

>using the cuckold European Union flag

It's the flag of the European Council. The EU is just using it with their permission.

I hurt myself today

padrig HariKuckton.


Top kek

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he is an odd looking fellow

like a mexican mcilroy

Do you guys have some good streams ?

the ryder cup app is free on your phone. or at least it is here and it has a hd stream

The Rupert Murdoch jews got all the rights here.

I have tickets but I'm so fucking hung over. Anyone wants them swing by they're all yours.

Place is very comfy looking

Is it just me or does the course look really easy?

no semi rough
greens are perfect
able to hit it miles offline and get a free drop from a grandstand.

Rory hyped af

It's not just you.

fuck watching golf is so top comfy

baba booooooooooey

When will BEEF! make the team?

it does look easy, yeah

any acestreams?

t. pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritant, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog

Have any of you ever hit someone or been hit on a golf course? Shit looks painful.

thank you based dill pickelson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gj not digging any deeper phil

>tfw when i was i used to hit balls at the clubhouse from the driving range with the other youth players for shits and giggles

wew, looking back on that i'm glad nobody got hurt

fuck

>when i was 12

Damnit I love he Ryder Cup. Hungover as fuck, but was up at 6:30 MST to watch it. So fucking worth it. Supposed to go to a tailgate today, but not sure I can squeeze in a power nap since the Cup is kickin' ass. Also, I love you faggots.

Underrated

>CHOKEILROY

>lord of the rings territory

>firmish mud

I fucking love golf.

Post your handicaps faggots

11 here

Like, a billion

we love you too m8

love it
thx bby

Who's y'all's favorite player?

I'm gonna keep this thread bumped til I puke or pass out. God damnit I'm hungover. I fucking love Saturday mornings!!!

based phil

THERE'S ANOTHER SPIETH?

> liberal gf meets trumpkin dad today

god save me lads

What a based Saturday. I got a new doggo, and now I get to watch Ryder Cup and college football all day.

USA USA USA

not fag but


im a 3 handicap uk system

prob be scratch in amurica. or plus 3

dang user i'm unironically jelly. lets see your pupper

If she's anything less than an 8/10 he's giving you shit. Don't let politics come up since you clearly can't sway her to the right

P O S T
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Loved that dynamic between he and Ricky. Not a huge Ricky fan, but the more I see and watch him play, the more I like him. Dude is like 15-18 years younger than Phil and has no issue helpin the 5 (I think) time major winner read puts.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Dude, awesome. What kinda pup?

Nice. I love playing with good golfers. As long as you aren't slow. Unfortunately a lot of the legit good golfers play soooooo slow. Not just a little slow, but "Jesus Christ please let's get this round in before I die kinda slow."

10/10 canine my friend. god speed

I didn't know there were two handicap systems. Why is this?

Fuck I love that this thread is pickin up. That looks like a true companion. Nice 'fall too! Appalachia area?

>american crowd is cancerous

now there's a surprise

No, that was taken in northern Minnesota by Lake Superior.

He's a corgi/australian cattle dog mix

Cute af man

Both of my labs--father and son--died on me this year. Had both since i was a kid. Not sure what pupper to get to replace them. Was thinking Cockapoo but that might cost too much

>In the hole
at least i heard some "cheeseburger" now and then

Fuckin' way off hah. But still, pretty. Also, that's a legit mix. My puppers has quite a bit of Corgi in her, with some golden lab and beagle I think. She's god-tier, albeit 14 years old and on her last leg. 2,500 miles from home now and anytime I see a pup, I miss my girl hah.

Sorry dude, that's rough. I miss my animals more than my family. Never thought I'd miss them so much, but Jesus...... Fuckin' insane. Do not get a bird.

>Was thinking Cockapoo but that might cost too much
I know this is a golf thread but jesus fuck adopt you fucking faggot

In response to this.... . I read Cockatoo. Nvm, cockapoo is legit. Still hungover/possibly drunk.

Also, this..... and nice dubs

>being a poorfag
>against pupper eugenics

I bet you date outside of the white race

fuck im tired

think I might go back to bed and watch on my phone

Adopting isn't about money you soulless faggot

>the state of Sergio

You got me, I fuck all kinds of women and adopt all kinds of pets. Golf.

I'm comfy as fuck, hungover, exhausted and lying in bed streaming this shit. Amazing.

I don't like you

This. Again.

>muh poor pupper that came from a bad home

I dont want damaged goods. I don't want a pupper that whimpers and flinches every time I raise a hand around it.

Die.

Also, that Tiger situation at the team photo was pretty funny.

dog chat killed this thread.


2-2 attend of todays plays ?

spain will lose
stenson + fitz will lose.

will westwood or kaymer play later?

>Brits not having fun on a Saturday.

God I cringed

USA USA USA

True, but I love doggos. Also, not sure. I have a soft spot in my heart for Westwood though. Dude will never have a Major but always seems genuine and has a good sense of humor when he inevitably comes close yet fails in big tourneys.

Also, new thread when?

>spontaneous national anthem singing

>this cringe as fuck singing

do you let your dog shit on the local golf course.

in the uk we have to pick up the shit or get fined £60.

people(other dog walkers) rat on you and the dog shit police fine us lol.

I never pick up the shit. REBEL

just called your local golf course. your fucked now bud.

Please pick up your dog poo from the golf course.

NEW THREAD!!!!

I will not have this shit die.

>PENIS

One match I played, my partner was refused a free drop from dog shit , oppnents said it was not shit from a burrowing animal lol

we lost that hole.

free drop from swan shit
free drop from rabbit shit