Europa League - all fixtures, thread #2

>krasnodar 5-2 nice
>FINE

atleast you didnt lose to Ajax at home and away in Spain

>Astra

is this the birth of an new epic maymay?

meant to quote

FINE
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N
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it will be if we force it enough
(protip: don't)

okay FINE

who s/a/ssuolo here?

>Feyenoord

F I N E
I . . .. N
N . .. I
E N I F

BASED KEV

love the guy like crazy, i hope he can stay fit so goddamn much

Hairspray nigger scores for the Turks

>FEYENOORD
>KUYT
>THIS COMMENTATOR
>THIS MATCH

just end the broadcast now

And now >we go back to being garbage

Why has Portugal polluted Europe with their shit tier defensive coaches and what can we do to save us from this scourge?

It's about time

it can be an EL thread meme tho

>losing to Celta

FINE then
It's about time the better competition got itself some maymays

...

There's not even a single Norwegian team in there.

JUST

het commentaar is echt tragisch inderdaad

dan nog liever Snoeks

Ugh, fine

...

please come back

He looks berber

no serbian ones either
it's depressing we can't get even one, just one team, into the EL
our football is miserable

...

He's on fire at the moment. scores a ton of blooters

what did he say, also lol

Bij deze gast heb ik altijd het idee dat ie het spelletje amper snapt en dat ie liever Hockey zou verslaan ofzo. Gewoon geen FINE commentator inderdaad.

nothing in particular, he's just really shit

>livescore dies
>can't autistically keep track of every single game anymore

the asperger life is suffering

atleast you won your home game

is Sapunaru the Romanian equivalent of Saponara?

BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY

s/a/ssuolo on suicide watch

Being Greek is suffering

Does it derive from the Italian word for soap?

Iturbe is literal dogshit. I see Superliga players every week with more skill than him

Can someone go and check if the Man U match thread is cancer?

this

Not as cancerous as you might think

it's the end of the world as we know it

no, Saponara is a trequartista and plays for Empoli in Serie A

Thanks lad

Is this a Feyenoord for fire ants?

Săpunaru is a fullback.

good day for the russians it seems

Nah for cockroaches

Mocinic is so fucking overrated lmao

>great attacking move by Rapid Wiener
>brainless forward handles it
>whistle blows
>"b-but I dindu nuffin"

er gabbetano hasn't lost his butchering skills at all

roux is so wank...

Both russian teams playing in EL are better then the ones playing in CL. CSKA is utter shit and Rostov just don't have enough decent players after they sold two their best defenders.

>2 Sheva beers and 3 hectograms of Prague ham please

Don't think I've ever seen a performance as woeful from any team as Feyenoord is showing right now

put based zenit back into CL

>implying Lucescu won't work his meme magic and win the EL with Zenit like he did with Shakhtar

it's pretty bad, with kuyt leading the way

We need someone to kill fucking Lodygin so he never plays football again, almost single handedly lost last season desu.

Returning to UCL by EL

>that heart attack when our autistic goalkeeper rushes for the ball outside the box

We have literally >sperglord: the keeper in our team

Also

>van der hajden getting boo'd thanks to hairspray nigger

Feelsgoodman

STOP WHISTLING YOUR ROACH CANCER FUCKS ILL FUCK YOUR GORILLA MOTHERS

At least Kuyt still gets a free handjob by the Fenerbahce squad when the game is over

>these Athletic player names

what's with all the x's

This referee in Bilbao should stop whistling so much
The match is shit to watch with constant interruptions

wew lad

isn't it past your bed time yet?

Anderlecht's Kara is literally fucking retarded, thank god the ref had pity for his stupid ass

(he was standing clear offside on a free kick hopping about like a fucking rabbit)

Goedenavond mehmet

Basque X = Dutch SJ
Basque TX = Dutch TSJ

he used to play in Greece u21s and xanthi lmao

They're basque, it's a really weird language

forgot to add, the ref actually went to him and told his stupid ass something like "look how much of a distance offside you are you stupid cunt"

>Zarja Voroshilovgrad
>still not winning Manchester United

kara is literally a slang word for dick (one among many at least) in serbian lel

This game is unbearable. Just too boring for me. When are Turks storming on the field?

You might be calling us gorillas, but damn your goys tackle like literal orangutans

and in japanese it's something like "because", so it's because he's a dick lel

This. Military coup of the stadium when?

If feyenoord stopped faulling like mad apes in a zoo, then this game would be ok

Kara is legit dumb. He's a good kid with a good heart but god is he dumb.

>MULTIBALL in Bilbao

nice one

"Because" but also "from" iirc, both in spatial and in temporal sense.

top lel

backwards motherfuckers why are they even still allowed in euro competitions with their 20k+ arrests

This amerifat literally creaming himself over totti

a... ARIGATO SENPAI

>a literal non-country said this

>Astra

We can't really exclude them, as long as Azerbaijani clubs are still in it

>williams
>basque

rich coming from a false flag coup roach

god forbid we miss out on those

FUCK YOU FENERBAHCE FAGS STOP STEALING THE ICELAND CHANT

fazio fazio fazio fazio fazio fazio

Allez les verts

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS REFEREEING

bonjour mademoiselle

how does a brazilian end up supporting saint etienne? and are they any good? I would have expected Anderlecht to be behind by now

Yeah we should follow belgium's example to not get coupped... By becoming a non country

What a whore. Wheres the German porn poster at?

S F I N T E R
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Regardless of how they do they're heroes here lel

>and are they any good?
average
>I would have expected Anderlecht to be behind by now
if they had their starters maybe...

Holy shit the refereeing in this game

unless we can beat Standard both away and home we are done

No decent strikers since Aubameyang

injured? we had a very short pre-match thingy here so I know literally nothing of this team

good news, literally anyone can beat standard

TONY
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CHAPRON
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I hope Roma will extend Totti's contract for another year
He is literally the best player they have right now

apparently not Celta tho, and Ajax struggled

Isn't he like 40 nowadays?
Him and Buffon are going to have to retire soon

he's literally 40

>Buffon and Totti
>retiring

Take that back you swine or face my wrath

Woah wtf is up with Sassuolo?

Hopefully he recognises that and stays, he still plays like he can play 2/3 more years.

I like fact Anderlecht has changed white for violet in your home shirts since some years ago. It's more likeable.

beric if he could stop dying every 2 matches, not aubameyang quality but still decent

Buffon is staying for the world cup in Russia
and the next Euro

They've got a boat load of injuries including Berardi.

>no goals against full time leprechauns

only for the world cup

Iturbe pls go
I'd much rather deal with >dzeko than him

Still wasn't expecting them to concede 2 to Genk so early.

>next Euro
Isn't that supposed to be a clusterfuck? They're going to be playing games all over Europe

>these are the Romanian champions
It's yet again up to Steaua to redeem our honour.

the ride will never end Andriy

And in Baku. Still better than Quatar though.

>Stanciu
might as well have given me nine million

after his retire (probably 2030) there will be Cyborg-Buffon

>hohols in charge of finishing

>Astra Giurgiu
>isn't sponsored by Opel

>the elite football force of giurgiu

whose team sucks here?

Time for 45 more minutes of anus-clenching coupled with the shittiest ref in Europe

>there are 'people', actually quite a lot, who rate Berghuis

Meanwhile at Old Trafford, no goals yet

>Saint-Etienne game

>the cities of Alkmaar and Zanstreek

Becali is a con artist.

my team is sucking in serie b

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>shitty back pass from Topal
>Kuyt one on one
>autismo keeper saves it

Wow it almost feels like kuyt is purposefully throwing this game for us. First gifting the ball to Lens, now missing a quick 1v1

Avellino?

my team is sucking Celta's dick

>He can't handle Tony "Pierre Louis Collin" Chapron

boy all the AS Reddit memes must've gotten to Roma to bully the greatest romanian club of the season

My fucking sides.

Bari?

>tfw too intelligient too euorpa legue

He doesnt want to displease his big black Fenerbahce overlords

>Roma almost the only one winning convincingly thus far

this is a new sensation

Cesena

>the greatest romanian club of the season
>is literally only ahead of teams that got severe point penalties
>Wet Spam lost to this

>you now remember (opel) Astra Giurgiu beat wet spam

This astra striker litetally getting bullied like a skinny twig lmao

the 37 fans at the Olimpico are chuffed to bits!

>black

que pasa?

Seems like Manure is shit even with Rooney on bench

For some reason the Dutch commentator is convinced Volkan Demirel is like a Buffon-tier legendary keeper

a quanti milioni di debiti siete arrivati?

This game is boring af, so here's my cat Mono and his fluffy manta ray buddy

oh penalty lol, posting cat worked! that's like charity giving that

>Sow
>Emineke
>Lens

Fenerbahce is black now

Refball against ASSE

FUCK GENK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We used to be full brazillian, then we became portuegese and now we are black

>Bilal başaçikoğlu coming in

Lol gamethrowing player 2 coming in

>dat last overhead kick followed by defender mistake from feyenoord

You guys are shooting yourselves in the foot desu

30 milioni

maybe it's his cousin

is there a goal in Manchester yet?

What are you buys eating while watching the game? Just got some in n out: double double, animal style fries, and strawberry milkshake.

why did you name it after a disease?

Cute. Did you ever do naughty things to it?

Kokorin-kun my waifu

Feyenoord is blacker than FB tho. Those players u counted are the only blacks in our team AFAIK

>sassuolo meme magic already running out
Reee you kicked out Zvezda you better make it to the knockout stages

from the plebbit match thread upate
>United really playing like they don't give a shit about this game, far too lethargic at times.

>Refball
Deserved for that purge

>tfw no In N Out will ever open near me

>no era
REFBALL

It's Koko-rin baka sempai

>letting JEREMAIN fucking LENS school you like that

embarassing

Yeah, Feyenoord is also full of nogs. Its the biggest pleb team in the Netherlands for a reason.

>olympiakos make fun of Panathinaikos losing to Ajax, Celta and Qabala
>They lose to AEL, HapOEL and ApOEL

>5 milioni recuperati in tre anni scarsi
>ancora 30 da pagare
se tutto va bene vi rimangono altri venti anni circa di stagioni anonime in Serie B con le pezze al culo e le magliette fatte con i vestiti recuperati dai cassonetti Humana
buona fortuna lel

it was involontary but there was hand
>lacroix
that mountain jew was right

we used to have two cats, Mono & Stereo, but Stereo ran away

never!

thanks ref for the penalty kek, hilarious call

live score of all matches here m8
uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/index.html

What is it about lens? I thought he was a pretty decent player considering he is schooling feyenoord constantly lol

U guys won 7 matches like trump won primary elections. I am sure that doesn't make you a pleb team

>dundalk are going to 0-0 their way to the next round

My aunt has 15 cats, 3 turtles, a dog, a parrot and a hedgehog. AMA

spajic hand, but no pen obviously...

Manure scored.

how's the hedgehog called?

>needing 70 minutes to score against sorja luhansk

Lens is a complete fraud, a conman, a hack. Don't know how clubs keep falling for it

>Zarja

you knock where you want him

>but Stereo ran away
consider not plugging it in next time

is she single?

Zenit 4-0 AZ

They need to fill a diversity quota

What did the dindu nuffin do tho?

He is a huge tryhard this game considering he is here for a loan

lel

no Francesco

how do you go from this...

>Maccabi tel Aviv

Ndidi future GOAT.

>jewish defending

>losing to Ireland

DUNDALK

...to this?

To this

DUNDALK
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A
L
K

SHIIITttt

Hanni seems to have a problem with ze nuts

Kikes BTFO

>Skrtel saving a game

Are all the useless players in our team actually becoming... Useful?

to this

>part-time mossad agents

How do you go from this..

With...

FYFFES

I hope he decides to retire in 2018 and at the end of his last season for Roma, not having to worry about being in form for them again next season he accepts to go to the WC with the NT

>hani will never have a problem with your nuts

feelsbadman

..to this

>he accepts to go to the WC with the NT
on a wheelchair

feels pretty bad

What is that front Panathinaikos' player's haircut called?

MAN, WE THE REAL JEWS

What is that rancid shit on the fries?

noice

who's this semen-oni

SHUT IT DOWNNNNN

Hairspray nigger finally gone

youtube.com/watch?v=hfXZ6ydgZyo

>lens

wew

Told you

>10/10 dribbling by lens
>10/10 counter attack by lens
>10/10 fake by lens
>0/10 shot

REEEEEEEE

>Germain

Oh shit, Dundalk winning. That would be pretty big

>lens

the 10 yard box

>Niggermpiakos

Lens is the pinnacle of the le pacey nog meme

Just like Narsing, can't stand that these jokesters actually get to play in the NT. And no, it's not for Cred Forums-related reasons.

>refballs in a blowout
for what purpose

>Inb4 feyenoord with last minute goal
>inb4 everyone blames lens despite being the best player in the team

I'm a k-pop newbie so tnx for the new fappelistening material

Do you like lewd or pure ?

A good day for russian coefficient

which groups are you following m8?

I'm pretty lewd desu

Most nogs have strength, pace and endurance but not much else. Thats why Africa Cup matches are literally 4th division tier bad. Its fine to have a few in your squad but too many and all creativity is lost.

l-lewd

Literally just got the discography of Girls' Generation so far, and only know Beep Beep, newfag af, but I check the K-popfap subreddit e'ryday :p though I don't know who they are

is Rotterdam a good place lads?

>liking K-pop

get the fuck outta here

Yes, and no

As a turk, you'd fit right in tho ;-P

Nah full of blacks, muslims and other trash. Avoid this city at any cost.

Do you degenerate fucking morons actually talk about the sport in these threads or just kpop cats and faggy little anime girls

exquisite

cheeky last minute equalizer inc.

youtube.com/watch?v=tm2JdbDC-yI

it's not nice to generalize all Turks some of us are actually educated.

in our defense it's fucking europa league mate

gimme some lewd k-pop bands mates

>AZ AL' AKBAR
Why do the dutch have such strange names for football teams?

>SNSD

vanilla as fuck, taeyeon best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=m-CKVr6Z1Tw
my gf's donut steal

Never said you weren't m8

>krasnodar rolling over nice
>schalke
>DUNDALK DUNDALK DUNDALK
>the elite football force of giurgiu
>sassuolo meme magic running out
>soulless european united continues despite winning
>azeri leaf and betting greek on suicide watch

pretty good matchday lads

45 MIGLIONI PE ITURBO

ANVEDI OH

Imagine being a full grown man and knowing who the names of singers in a Korean girlband aimed at 13 year old asian girls

>iturde

>throw bananas every game for fun
>one accidentally drops on the field vs the cucks of Roma
>whole Roma team lead by their black overlord sperge out
>Feyenoord gets a 100000 euros punishment by the UEFA

Everything is racist nowadays

So the sport isn't happening?

Knowledge is power.

the absolute state of anderlecht in front of the goal wtf

thanks lads, t. all muh senses

more like nothing is happening in my shit match, though there's a guy's head bleeding just now

I can't, it's inconceivable

'Fortunate Son' is so f*cking good.

you and Itturbe should get a room

the absolute state of belgian defending

ANDERLECHT

GODDAMN WHY COULDNT THE FRENCH JUST FUCKING SURRENDER

last minute of stoppage time ffs

A draw at least. Allez les Verts.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>aimed at 13 year old asian girls
>literal soft-porn on stage

Anderlecht got Anderlechted

that would be pretty sad lmao

>jewish teams

5:0 ZENIT

Exactly my point. You know real, actual porn exists right?

lel
you guys are really not well placed to talk about surrendering

so why is Elia not playing?

prepare to get Dundalk'd

>Korea
>Real Porn

The guys in the music biz are big supporters of the porn ban there.

Injured/suspended

Anderlecht, I am dissapoint

not in korea :p

but I went ahead and did it, t. madman

Dilldak?

Is amstel a good beer?

It's AZ Alkmaar though

it's not like it's unexpected, it's like a collection of retards at the back, nuytinck, kara, I don't rate roef either, and deschacht got food poisoning and a gambling scandal kek

>Hasan ali kaldirim interview
>voice crack every 3 words

These guys won today Cred Forums

AZ is result of fusion between two clubs from neighbouring cities in 1969. A from Alkmaar and Z from Zanstreek.

final results

So it's literally Alkmaar Zanstreek Alkmaar?

>Daily reminder that Donald Trump supports Fenerbahçe
>Daily reminder that God emperor probably watched the game against Feyenoord tonight
>Daily reminder that Fenerbahçe will Make Football Great Again

...

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Only Alkmaar Zanstreek. In fusion agreement, team plays at Alkmaar and trains at Zanstreek.

>he fell for the Trump meme

these kpop grills are pretty dreamy famalama

FINE

Giuliano hulk 2.0 confirmed

UEFA Coefficient Ranking after today's matches
kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method4/crank2017.html

nice virus

>Zenit - AZ
>5:0
>FINE

>This is now a political figures that support Fenerbahçe thread

>aimed at 13 year old asian girls

you certainly didn't deserve the win

youtube.com/watch?v=KXtWQpj1cMw

this choa is a p..pretty gud dancer

both teams weren't impressive imo

>implying this isn't:

1. fake as fuck
2. gay as fuck

What would be the fake part ? people enjoying it ?
And it seems pretty straight to me, grown men enjoying hot pieces of ass. maybe you're the homo here.

they rly make me stand at attention if you get my meaning

this is about as real and straight as reality gets kees

youtube.com/watch?v=jF9c6l1iXQA

>this is gay

>INTER

I might have to skip football this weekend to research k-pop

Name another player that can provide 3 assists in European football at 40+

youtube.com/watch?v=M3rg-rh6MPo

100 of them. 100

>stares in korean

Check out the kpop thread on /wsg/ for more eye candy m8. Have a good night user.

Very underrated tweet.

Very.

thanks mate, you too!