/heem/

Gooby bless

>News:
www.themaclife.com
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/

>/heem/ related fight wear:
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/TWooodley
mmap.com/2016/09/jake-ellenberger-vs-jorge-masvidal-booked-for-decembers-finale-in-las-vegas
mmafight.com/2016/9/27/13694/aldo-requests-his-release
mmajunkie.com/201/manager-expects-bigfoot-be-released-head-overseas-comments-on-roy
youtube.com/watch?v=hl7znjazPbg
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13094290/unless-he-gets-six-figure-offer-ufc-veteran-gabriel-gonzaga-has
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-99-adds-mark-godbeer-vs-justin-ledet-to-lineup-in-belfast
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13113754/gian-villante-vs-patrick-cummins-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-albany
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13109358/former-bellator-heavyweight-champ-alexander-volkov-debuts-at-ufc
youtube.com/watch?v=oyYcfyA03ew
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maersk_Alabama_hijacking
youtu.be/kNWhDLVjGnk
youtube.com/watch?v=9SNxTrRXL6A
bellator.spike.com/fight/bozlxz/bellator-145-marcin-held-vs-will-brooks
youtu.be/OWbVyS9PjH0
youtube.com/watch?v=Hndhu8YEoyY
youtube.com/watch?v=gPiZM0zOezY
youtu.be/3H4J5QDQeA4?t=34
youtube.com/watch?v=hCyZGYpZpYE
youtube.com/watch?v=hi3GbZahPQ4
instagram.com/p/BK863EihXkx/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI
animalanswers.co.uk/blog/meet-the-top-5-animal-athletes-in-issue-36/
youtube.com/watch?v=qPGtlTdkFp8
youtube.com/watch?v=2YQYCtNJ13Q
youtube.com/watch?v=dGroKX7LhVk
youtube.com/watch?v=S8GS8kF5oFc
instagram.com/p/BK9iVKdDx8l/
instagram.com/p/BK9ecoWAaYE/
twitter.com/Sholler_UFC/status/781668163184304128
instagram.com/p/BK9lDf6BhXV/
instagram.com/p/BK9k2hejWRx/
youtube.com/watch?v=pNiJ0qYMUco
twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/781674341163347968
instagram.com/p/BK9XMAbAp42/
instagram.com/p/BK9pQNPBFwj/
youtube.com/watch?v=Kvf8E-tTtKo&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price
instagram.com/p/BK9r2MWB6Kq/
instagram.com/p/BK9C-ctgHYF/
youtube.com/watch?v=BTeqAfuzRPY
youtu.be/5-f4Hb9vGIQ
teamcoco.com/video/conan-ufc-owner?playlist=x;eyJ0eXBlIjoidGFnIiwiaWQiOjQ3MzB9
wsj.com/articles/the-ufc-goes-for-a-knockout-with-celebrity-investors-in-its-corner-1475200801
youtube.com/watch?v=IjsPmjqmcvs
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub bless

Dude that was fast

Five seconds after I linked it

POLAND

First for britain

the power of asperger's.

>Allow FW champ to fight for LW belt with no defenses
>Get mad at interim FW champ for not defending interim belt

I want off Dana's wild ride

Schooby bless

Cyf

...

Hey janny quit harboring bitterness in your bum soul.

Schooby bless you all

sounds like you're enjoying yourself on it right now, posting about mcgregor instead of other fighters and all...

Karolina dostanie wpierdol

UFC 205: Woodley vs. Thompson in 45 days.

News: twitter.com/TWooodley

Traning seminars: idoportal.com

Supplements and nutrition: onnit.com

Can someone make a proper thread? This guy copy and pastes the same thing every time.

Upcoming events:

10/2: UFC F 96 - Lner v Dodn
1/: WSOF 3 - Gaethje vs Duulov
0/0: UFC 04 - Bispg vs Hdersn 2
0/12: UFC FN97- Shlenko s Groe
11/07: UFC FN 98 - D Ajos vs Feruso
11/3: One FC Grgo vs Avez
11/21: Blato 163 - Chdler vs Hnderson
11/2 UFC FN 10 - Gustfsons Noei
11/26:UFC F101 - Rokho vs Sza 2
12/10: Glory: ollisi- Verhoeven vs Har
12: RIZIN FIGHTNG OD GRAD PRIX 2016: SCNDU OUDO - TBA

News:

>Elger-Masv on TUF 24 Finale
mmap.com/2016/09/jake-ellenberger-vs-jorge-masvidal-booked-for-decembers-finale-in-las-vegas

>do requests release from UFC
mmafight.com/2016/9/27/13694/aldo-requests-his-release

>Bgft to ZIN
mmajunkie.com/201/manager-expects-bigfoot-be-released-head-overseas-comments-on-roy

>Otw on Buran fight
httpz://mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkman-weakness

...

It's a script

this is not a thing and will never be a thing. fuck off

Is that first clip from a porno? Looks like it desu

Well that would explain it

*revs up somali canadian*

t-tongues out ladies

>he doesn't refresh the catalog, click the new thread and paste the already copied Schaub text

Brazilian WMMA grills > all

Right now, I'm eating - Cod, brown rice and bean shoots. Earlier I had - Boiled chicken, carrots, bean shoots and couscous.

What do you eat /heem/?

>low paying jobs

...

Will we ever get to see humans fight animals again?

No one is waiting to click the new thread link. We know when the new thread is coming. Sometimes the captcha is autocomplete and that saves you an extra 2 seconds.

lmao permashook

nice union

It's not though.
Accepting Schaub makes you better at everything

There is a website on the dark web I sometimes visit that shows people getting torn apart by exotic animals they are put in a cage with. Sometimes they give them a knife to make it interesting but I've never seen somebody beat any big cat or gorilla.

Good post

So you really are Somali huh?

lol that's about what my friend makes and he engineers the cutting edge military drones that murder people in yemen

Could Ngannou take a cheetah if he was given a decent-size knife?

All I know is that Japanese fights with huge insects are boring as fuck. The only exciting one I ever saw was a pincer beetle vs giant hornet when beetle snapped hornet in half

If he actually did that he wouldnt talk about it. I know people who work in aerospace and they dont say shit because they sign NDAs and dont want to go to federal prison.

It's the things I WOULDN'T do for a $600 shift that scare me tbqh

If he had no fear, yeah. The problem is everybody is abducted and afraid for their lives so they always tend to run about and subsequently get eaten alive.

well congratulations you're an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about

LMFAO

It's hilarious because I've known people who do just that for 30 years and you're fucking talking out of your ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=hl7znjazPbg

Stipe = wasp
Overeem = grasshopper

lying, mad samefag

You really put the pieces together there. Really though shut up you don't know anything about the defense industry.

>now kiss

make a webm pls, I would like to see this

>Y-You're a leperchaun

That would be daft of me. It's obviously not a legal practice and I'm pretty sure making a webm without giving up exif data or some sort of fingerprint would be difficult. It's streamed once a month and it's invitation-based but if you want to find it enough you can.

Upcoming events:

10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
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10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA


News:

>Gonzaga retires
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13094290/unless-he-gets-six-figure-offer-ufc-veteran-gabriel-gonzaga-has

>Ledet-Godbeer added to UFC FN 99
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-99-adds-mark-godbeer-vs-justin-ledet-to-lineup-in-belfast

>Villante-Cummies added to UFC FN 102
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13113754/gian-villante-vs-patrick-cummins-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-albany

>Drago Volkov to make UFC debut
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13109358/former-bellator-heavyweight-champ-alexander-volkov-debuts-at-ufc

>Exclusive footage of Adan having fun with his dad
youtube.com/watch?v=oyYcfyA03ew

Should have used that as an accesory insult.

>"We can fight right now and I'll make sure you recognize me you fucking leperchaun"

Adan already beat you to the punch But thanks man.

I know a lot more than you, lying faggot who's mad and rustled cause he got called out for trying to lie about something dumb.

I bet you don't even know who the falcon is.

What country do they do this shit out of? Do they kidnap people or something?

Thanks man!

Great job!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maersk_Alabama_hijacking

>One of the pirates killed was Ali Adan Elmi,

I don't know but the people they kidnap are invariably middle eastern/asian looking. I don't know the languages.

gud wun

I still dont understand what the fuck you do. What does TRANS mean?

>Have a pregnant wife
>Making irish leprechaun threads is more important

does this adan guy have a shitskin wife and shitskin kids?

John Lineker vs. John Dodson
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira
Josh Burkman vs. Zak Ottow
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno
Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Joachim Christensen
Nate Marquardt vs. Tamdan McCrory

>Pick all 6 or you're not being added
>First picture response decides the goof image

Holy shit he's right guys. I just looked and it checks out! Somebody do something!

they actually come out already praising allah believe it or not

>son of a somali pirate
>too beta to pillage ships on the coasts of poor african countries
>channels his innate urge to mess things up towards shitting up /heem/

explains everything

Dodson
Oliveira
Burkman
Moreno
Henrique
Marquardt

...

I'm definitely not going out for this shit card so I'll goof it Saturday night

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Da Silva
Marquardt

I'm glad you understand

Whoa.

>dad died trying to hijack a cargo ship
>dockbro works on cargo ships

Now I understand the seething animosity.

This is the goof image

Not this
Don't want you to get your hopes up

he likes to pretend he does

wewlad you're fucking drunk that's only 5

JOHN D.
WILL
JOSH
LOUIS
LUIS
N8

Fight me 1v1

the only real winner

>weidman image.png poster spilling spaghetti

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Da Silva
Barn Cat

Lineker
Ill Will
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
Marquardt

Canada literally cannot lose.

Think I might heem every here

>Joachim Christensen

Who?

all heem you so hard you'll never set pal

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Moreno
Henrique
Marquadt

>all heem

I love the mma vivisection
every conclusion is yeah either fighter can win
don't bet more than a nickel on this fight

dodson
brooks
burkman
smolka
who? christensen i guess
mccrory

Poland, Answer me. Do A lot of girls in poland look like Joanna? I will go there right fucking now to find a wife if so

Dod
Oli
Burka
Smoker
The silver
Market

tell me the toronto card will be based bro

oh wait
last week they said thiago santos was a good bet at -600

dude she's an athlete not a model... even Karolina is better looking

Your shots would bounce off my shoulders and it'd be over in the first exchange.

Did somebody steal robins coke?
youtu.be/kNWhDLVjGnk

Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Luis Henrique
The Great

Hot lava.

Nah, not really

I don't care, I want what I want. Post a pic of yourself fuccboi, let's see if you're an appropriate judge of who looks good

>to find a wife

yeah good luck bud

will somebody please finish off the garbage old thread

Polish girls are very friendly compared to other girls I've found. Met one in the train in new york. Had wonky English but was overall a pleasant person. Went bowling and dancing together :)

:)

>athlete

lol

Be the jon jones you want to see in the world

what did he mean by this?

But on the other hand chicks looking like her sister are pretty common

6 INCH VERTICAL LEAP

Is life in NY expensive?

yeah they're all jewish, they say hitler and stalin killed all the polish jews but in reality the ones still alive today are descendants of jews who pretended to be white christians

yes

Wait, I already made picks for this card?

how expensive my dude

Dodson
Cowboy
Burkman
Smlka
Silva
McCrory

one of the most expensive places in the united states, whether you're talking NYC or the nice suburbs

you can find something affordable upstate, which is actually nice if you like privacy and to hunt

Lel if I've ever wore a kippah I would look as jewish as Helwani

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
Marquardt

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study MMA at UK MMA university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in uk 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this brit boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry brit girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in brit ass.

Take care of your underwears man

Nice man

Correct.

be careful
that is haram

want to gay with me?

youtube.com/watch?v=9SNxTrRXL6A

Mantis was working on the body too much, forgot the standing guillotine was wide open and the centipede took his neck. Really amateur skills but a fairly decent fight.

very fast nigger

>green texting nonsense

NYC? A tiny apartment is the same cost as a huge home with land

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Louis
Luis
Marquart

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
McCrory

Will freak fights ever come back?

>Dodson
>ill Will
>Ottow
>Smolka
>Christensen
>McCrory

>Wait, I already made picks for this card?
he fell for that meme lol

Mantises are fucking scrubs, zero killing instinct, never saw a fight that mantis won

I bet you can't even go 2 minutes sparring without puking all over the mats from exhaustion.

t. bootyblasted centipedeboi

bellator.spike.com/fight/bozlxz/bellator-145-marcin-held-vs-will-brooks

Actually I'm disabled enough to be collecting so I couldn't even walk to the gym.

The mantis (all gena) have the highest Win/Loss ratio of all the insects apart from the stag beetle what the fuck are you talking about. Mantis MMA is very highly respected. You'd be surprised.

they already did, only on 12/29 in Japan

Wow I sure got rused good haha

Who is fighting at Rizin 3?

Lineker
Oliveira
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
McCrory

Cro Can and Candylei 3

just check the OP yo

>Connor Ruebusch and Dr. Patrick Wyman believe that Will Brooks would beat Khabib in a 5 round fight.

>Proud Canadian living the American dream

Crab is pound for pound the strongest and tastiest bug, all other puny bugs can't penetrate stronk crab armor and taka dat left claw yeh ?

And quit the talk that crab only wins because shes bigger than her opponents, she can't cut any more weight. Tarantula can stop crying over her loss to giant hornet and bulk up to fight with crab

ITT: Donks

Rent is at least $1000 - $1500 for a one bedroom'd depending on which part of the borough you are. That's excluding utilities and the such. You need to have a really good paying job to live in manhattan alone.

Upstate it's much more affordable, nice little towns and scenery, but public transport sucks so you need to own a car, especially during winter.

Lineker
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
de Silva
Marquardt

>Crab is the best
Look, there are weight divisions for a reason mate. If we're talking RESPECTED martial artists you have to consider the hornets, the mantids etc. Obviously a fucking crab isn't going to have too much trouble with a mantis nobody is contesting that.

Not a place for UFC fighters

What is the most likeable MMA camp and why is it Serra-Longo?

You have to appreciate the style of fighting centipedes bring to the game. The overwhelming pressure catches everyone off guard and it's most certainly not boring for people who understand the intricacies of centipede strategy.

thats what i thought!

>serra
>likable

Kek'd

In Bug Pride rules there are no weight classes silly, you can watch watered down Ultimate Bug Championship, but there's nothing like roided super bugs fighting for Yakuza

Also soccer kicks

>you
>not a goof
Kekd

quality posts guys, keep it up

>muh pride rules

Alright I get it, you're retarded.

Insect fighting is a respected sport and an art form and if you want roided huge bugs and knockout reels why don't you go to /asp/

get in my guard, bro

>if you want roided huge bugs and knockout reels why don't you go to /asp/
Shit, they've got that over there? What am I wasting my time here for then

Love em or like em you can't deny they have the best insight about mma.

youtu.be/OWbVyS9PjH0
youtu.be/OWbVyS9PjH0

>implying any that have the ability to soccer kick can knock down any top contenders

This is why no polish "bug" is champion

is this the natty limit?

we're losing internet freedom of speech on october 1st are we going to be allowed to discuss the UFC card?

The shittiest part of that image is that the people who lease those properties probably don't even live there full-time.

Dana White wants to ban this youtube.com/watch?v=Hndhu8YEoyY

just because the match up may seem un-even doesn't mean that the fans don't deserve to see it.Vegas made huge mistake placing betting line at +500 for giant baboon spider. All MMA media hugely underestimated the FEROCIOUSNESS of the Ferocious Manticora Tiger Beetle.

Fight like this would never happen in USA with all the regulations and strict testing of the bughtletes

What are you doing in Turkey GSP?

youtube.com/watch?v=gPiZM0zOezY

>Water bugs are protected against centipedes
>Water bugs don't deserve the title shot

when are you delusional motherfuckers going to accept that the water bug has no problems against centipedes with an overhand antennae

>posts the highest believed dive in all off insect combat

either this is bait or you truly are a bugdrama casual

You tell me. Bobbit Worm is a MUNSTEERRRR.

youtu.be/3H4J5QDQeA4?t=34

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
McCrory

>2:51
>literally Damien Maia: The Bug

it's 2016, how can a stealth ambush be sanctioned

>that reverse at 3:25

fuck me stag beetles are underrated wrestlers

youtube.com/watch?v=hCyZGYpZpYE

post bug heems

SPICY ROLLER

>Scorpion
>Bug

Fucking Japs. There are weightclasses for a reason god dammit. Who is the mike perry of bugs?

artem_lobov_posts_on_heem.jpg

Oh yeah beetle is one of the best, perhaps even THE BEST pound for pound bugs but he's stuck in a manlet division and has no drawing power. Casuals will always prefer to watch Prying Mantis with his banter at press conferences, but let me tell you, beetle is the most technically skillful bughtlete in all of MMA

Sweet schooby, bro.

Easily the cicada.

Every other summer, you step outside between 4-7PM, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Not sure how they feel about stink bugs or other asian bugs, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=hi3GbZahPQ4

you right. do tarantulas count as bugs?

spooky

this discussion is really bugging me

>climbing the cage
cheating cunt

Schooby and the Kid, nice dude!

HEEM DEAD

the bee taps out at about 120

>instagram.com/p/BK863EihXkx/?hl=en

>stipe literally posts a pic of him getting head kicked by JDS in a fight that he lost
>laughs about it, calls it a learning experience

>Tyron gets bootyblasted by the same thing

Why is Woodley such a fag?

...

This is the bug version of Henderson vs Bisping, stag beetle even uses it as his logo

youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI

noaw u dunnit u cheeky cunt

Lineker
Cowhue
Burkman
Smongo
Christensen
Barncat

Uhhh, that's not JDS

Almost too much greatness for a single room.

poland it's 2 in the morning you're drunk go to bed

when will poisons be allowed in the ufc?

>JDS

The better question is, why are you such a casual?

> JDS
I see you're not a /FIGHTFAN/ Someone please escort this goof outta here

A LEAF

I'm sober and it's 1:30 AM

>Comparing Goober's skill set to a man who is known and only will be remembered down in history as someone who got the shit kicked out of him by black men

Dodson (pls)
Oliveira
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST FIGHTER TO PULL FROM 205?

MAKE YOUR PREDICTION LADIES AND GENTS

Rose needs your help. If you fail she will probably commit suicide.

Dodson (pls)
Oliveira
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

Camel Spider Vs Ground Beetle
Scorpion Vs Giant Black Camel Spider
Desert Hairy Scorpion VS Manticora Tiger Beetle

Don't cheat, fights will be shown in 20 minutes.

tyrun

fuck nevermind

am leaving out of shame now

weidman
sprained ankle

I'm not a travel agent and I live in a boring place which I doubt Rose would visit

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
Marquardt

Me after I pull out from you're mom.

rekt

Beetle
Scorpion
Beetle

Ground Beetle armor too strong I think
Scorpion (camel spiders more like can spiders)
fucking Tiger Beetle obviously

Is Pokken Tournament a decent MMA simulator?

is an bug a athlete?

Who /Bugchasing/ here?

How shook were you goofs when you realized Edward is just another manlet on McGOATs knockout reel?

yeah the super attacks are pretty similar to what u'd learn at a good jiu jitsu studio

spider
scorpion
scorpion

Ay, I'm not surprised motherfuckers

There's unironically a dead cockroach in my garage what should I do. The fucking bug guys charge $70 a visit

that giraffe must be on the gas and I would guess the lion overtrained

Eddie looks like such a nice down to earth guy, shame he gonna get knocked out.

How shook will you be when you have to leave /heem/ again after 6 months when mcgoofboy gets submitted in the 4th round?

animalanswers.co.uk/blog/meet-the-top-5-animal-athletes-in-issue-36/

Camel Spider
Giant Black Camel Spider
Desert Hairy Scorpion

The best spiders will always beat the best scorpions

Is Instagram really the best place to ask this?

Beetle, Scorpion, Beetle.

Where's my dream match of giant hornet vs beetle?

thats some sick grappling. i

Catch it, make it fight some other big bug, get a japanese man to commentate, put it up on youtube

>full damage control

she does it for everything from jobs for her brother playing the piano to finding a vet for her dog

demian maia-esque in their jiu jitsu Janos

Quick question, are these sanctioned fights or just nature taking its course and being recorded?

Or is it some sort of underground bug tournament

youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI

Here

There are Geckos fucking everywhere here, would anyone watch them fight?

robbie lawler

>That back take into side control

Nice!

Can someone explain to me what's Rose Namajunas fucking problem?

its japs doing whatever they fuck they want. kinda like pride

Underground cage matches no rules

Must be effective then I guess

When was the last time Eddie submitted anybody?

Is this like when you told me WEC Aldo was going to make a comeback and to run through McGregor?

I love Eddie, but there is no way he can take dat left. Even if wrestlefucking is the answer, Eddie's already shook and said he wanted to stand and bang.

But we'll see; if I had a penny for every wrestler who said they were gonna stand and bang, I'd have bought the UFC.

her father was a violent schizophrenic who physically/sexually/verbally abused her. he died when she was 16.

apparently she's a pussy and can't get past it

Diddled.

Do the bugs give consent or are they forced to fight against their will?

I'm so absolutely sure Mcmeme is going to get destroyed that I would bet my anal virginity on this fight. If you think otherwise you know nothing about mma.

i saw eddie submit a dude 5 time in 3 minutes on bully beatdown lmao

they just have to sign a wavier

>mfw leprechauns near me

When was the last time Eddie got KO'd, I bet it's further away than the last time Conor got submitted(this year)

anyone else used to catch bees in bottles?

MATCH ONE
Huge Black Camel Spider Vs Ground Beetle

youtube.com/watch?v=qPGtlTdkFp8

>loss by decapitation

>youtube.com/watch?v=qPGtlTdkFp8
Shieet I thought it would be one of those badass pincer beetles and not some bitch ass nigga

>(You)
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1. Camel Spider via HEAD CLEAN OFF

MATCH TWO

Desert Hairy Scorpion Vs Giant Black Camel Spider

youtube.com/watch?v=2YQYCtNJ13Q

he's on the gas

FUUCK

PERMAHEEM

Dodson
Oliveira
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
Marquardt

Ouch.

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

Oh. My god.

What did it rip off? Just a chunk of it's face?

Weidman

"Upper body injury"

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1. Camel Spider via HEAD CLEAN OFF
2. Scorpion via INTESTINAL GOUGING

MATCH THREE

Desert Hairy ScorpionVS Manticora Tiger Beetle

youtube.com/watch?v=dGroKX7LhVk

I don't enjoy watching these matches desu, but I applaud the innovative posts.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2YQYCtNJ13Q
Scorpion always wins against soft bugs, poison should be banned by USADA desu

dude are you fucking serious you pay people to be "the bug guy" for you?

come the fuck on man lol

The one that's always pussying out trying to climb out of the glass is the one that always loses.

Same brother

damn 2/3 thanks for running with my original post britbro was entertaining.

ya you have to have your lawn and home treated here it's not optional lol

who the fuck enforces that man lol

(You)
> (You)
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1. Camel Spider via HEAD CLEAN OFF
2. Scorpion via INTESTINAL GOUGING
3. TIGER BEETLE VIA FACE SQUEEZE

THE RESULTS ARE IN.
POLISH GUY 2/3
BIGSTRONGAMERICAN LAST 2/3
OTHERAMERICAN FIRST 2/3
STUPID AMERICAN ONLY ONE OUT OF THREE YOU DUNCE

NO PERFECT SCORES

get that beetle a title shot now

i don't mean it's the law i mean i live in a humid swamp called florida and if you don't have your property sprayed you're going to have major infestations

Is MTB the GSP of bug fighting ?

ELITE wrestling

Meme striking base

Manlet

Natty

French

Iron grip

Not impressed with your performance

Pincers to wide to effectively slice; so some improvement needed.

Who's the Anderson Silva of the bug world?

you got robbed on the first match, the wrong beetle turned up

Woodley vs Wonderboy

>Spider trying to blacksplode
>Scorpion uses his distance and range to neutralize the blacksplosiveness
>@ 1:48 Tyrone shoots for a double
>Wonderboy slips out of it
>still picking Tyrone apart with his distance
>Tyrone is fading
>Wonderboy sees the opening to finish
>Spinning wheel kicks Woodley to the shadow realm

ANDITISALLOVERRRRRR.
STEPHEN THOMPSON. IS THE NEW. WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

I had a dream Woodley gets heemed in the first against Wonderboy. The fight actually played out a lot like Woodley/Robbie, but instead Woodley was the one being overly cautious and hesitant.

Was weird waking up since I thought it happened and Wonderboy was champ but then realised 205 isn't even here yet

Ah, I see. I went on one of those fan boats down there, and then went to a gun range. It was fucking awesome.

>This obsession

Unbelievable

JUST

>Barbarians discussing animal cruelty on a blue board

Wow have fun with your permaban you meat eating savages

youtube.com/watch?v=S8GS8kF5oFc

Centipede fought a bigger bug and was inefficient with his energy

Handsome guy

S M H desu senpai

Go away Ariel, bugs are paid enough to fight,plus reebok pays them handsomely for wearing their Bug Kits™

lads...my gf is starting to hangout more with this other guy than me.

i think she's cheating on me lads. i don't know if i should heem the guy, her, or both.

heem
every
even
yourself

John Lineker
Will Brooks
Josh Burkman
Louis Smolka
Luis Henrique da Silva
Tamdan McCrory

Could Conor McGregor remain and defend both the LW and FW belts?

I think he can. It could help build both divisions. He knows who he can draw with already he's just waiting for his plans to be laid out. While he defends the FW belt, the lightweight division can sort itself out and have at least two possible opponents for him and in vice versa. Nate could decide to actually fight and not just sit there and call everyone bitches for not fighting him and possibly set himself up to fight Conor a 3rd time for the LW belt. I think it's genius. I hope the UFC doesn't strip him and keep him with two belts.

this

I have no problem with Goob having the FW belt, and im an Aldo fan. He just needs to defend it, which he never will

>Dodson
>Brooks
>Burkman
>Smolka
>da Silva
>McCrory

This scenario would be great. I would love it to play out this way.

he has no reason to ever cut to FW again unless he loses the LW belt
so no

Aldo needs to make it interesting for Conor, perhaps if Conor wins the LW belt Aldo moves up? He can't possibly outdo 13 seconds. at 145. And I can't really think of a fighter who could interest him enough at 45.

This would be goat-tier history for him and the UFC.

>the interim champ needs to make it interesting for the champ to make his first title defense

Ok woodley

Conor will never fight at 45 again

To be honest, Aldo vs Goob at 155 is intriguing.

> I don't mind that you live with your mom thats kinda sweet
> What do you mean you sleep in same bed
It cheaper that way you slag

Its intriguing at any weight, so they might as well just unify the belts so 145 can stop being clogged. I understand the weight cut issues, but thats all on conor for starting his career at a weight he hates making

FOOK WEIGHT

They should desolve 145 and 155 and just make it 150 2bh.

Cody East (12-2) vs. Curtis Blaydes (5-1)

What about a catchweight of 150 with both belts on the line, could be dank.

That's what I'm saying. Listen Aldo got SMOKED in 13 seconds AND before that dropped out of the first Conor fight, so Conor going to him is just ridiculous. Conor's the money fight, not Aldo. It's the rematch I'm not interested in not the belt, in this case. Have aldo drop the FW Interim belt, move up and fight Conor for the 155. Aldo's been saying forever that he wants to move up AND he's interested in fighting Pettis (they were booked to fight already), so I don't know why he's insisting on staying at 45. Just move up.

>implying conor mcgobor isn't afraid of aldo and will fight him again

...

If he doesn't want to defend the 145 lb belt, then he shouldn't be champion. I don't mind him fighting in other divisions, but he can't just hold onto the belt until he finds a fight that "interests him". If you're the champ, you have to defend your belt against the top contenders.

Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
da Silva
McCrory

Just in from the night out lads

Cant believe Dundalk won

>mfw watching Alaska Fighting Championship

>implying Jose isn't running scared because he thinks Eddie is going to win and send Conor back to 145

YOURE GONNA NEED A FOOKN ARMY TO TAKE DEEZ BELTS FROM ME YEH

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
The Christensen
Marquardt

Bless you as well my brother and friend.

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nys

Bless you brother

>Angela Hill calls Wonderboy "The great white hope"
>Tyrone Woodley says he doesn't respect wonderboy "Because of his white privilege"
First racist champs in MMA history?

The fight getting rescheduled doesn't mean conor can avoid Aldo forever, thats stupid. He still has an obligation as champion to at least attempt one defense against the top contender, that being Aldo. I understand why he's not interested, but too bad.

That being said, Aldo shouldn't vacate. Instead, they should do a rematch at catchweight or 155, and if Aldo wins, conor has to vacate and Aldo will be promoted to champ at 145 cause that division needs a champion. If Conor wins, he can continue holding on to the belt forever and Aldo can move up to 155

New York Sucks?

Who wants Schaub posters address and phone #?

Why is fighting the only sport where people who like the loser get to say "If only there was no time limit my guy would eventually get ahead and win"

Have you got the one where Nate is saved by the ref in round 1? (of both fights)

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Can't wait to watch this cocky shithead get smoked

Just this one

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Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Henrique da silva
Barncat

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if conor loses to eddie I'm pretty sure he will retire.

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Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Moreno
Henrique
Marquardt

He would have swept Nate if fight continued.

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Reminder that mcgoof was unironically talking about being a 3 weight world champion.

so was he punished for usada for his drug use after the fight?

Lads I'm so close to buying tickets to 205 but I'm going to be out of a job in a month so I probably shouldn't but it really does seem like a once in a lifetime thing

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>reposting the same 2 pics over and over

nice quads tho

just do it, fuck the money you'll figure something out bro

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why can't we all just get along?

Demonic quints confirm mcgoober is finished

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okay

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I'm thinking you're right and if the boys don't want to come fuck it I'm still going

fuck off jose, go make me a burger

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>if that punch was slightly more precise diaz nuthuggers wouldn't be posting old fights every thread


God dammit Conair

twitter.com/Sholler_UFC/status/781668163184304128

>I meant to do that

If he isn't playing more vidya with conor than I ain't watchin

Would you respect Conor more if he didn't have the gay tattoos?

He needs the gorilla tat

>Tfw have this body type right now

>there's another man on this planet with conor's awful pectoral genetics

You've got weird short pecs and gorilla long arms? What's it loik?

It gives me hope that if I keep lifting I can turn into a tank yeh

yewl dew nuttin

You only yolo once.

You need to find your Dee first

urijahfaber
Dash always gets first dibs on the @torque1_net deliveries! New hats are $$ @dashschurkamp #smokinjoechay
instagram.com/p/BK9lDf6BhXV/

ive got sucha a chest dominant physique i hate it (i swear im not fat/gyno pls no bully). i just want a flat bencher's chest not these muscle boobies :(

bigfootsilva
My love,my mom and my everything.... Resumindo: Minha mãe é meu tudo, te amo santa mãezinha.... #mae #filho #amor #brasilia #taguatinga
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mommyfoot can get it

the sunglasses are eye poke protection

>mfw every time some goof posts a pic of Conor getting choked out I can comfort myself with the knowledge that he's covered in Nate's blood and not his own

Funny how you cut the webm off right there.

Conor immediately goes back to belting Nate who then panic clinches again at the first opportunity.

What's the best tasting irish beer to drink in support of Condor during 205

>needing comfort because of pictures on the internet

whatafaggot

youtube.com/watch?v=pNiJ0qYMUco

>Your guy gets finished.
>Can't finish the other guy.
Whatever helps you sleep at night yeh?

Goddamnit people are still waffling on about McGregor / Nate 2. Having the exact same conversation over and over and over, doesn't it drive you mad? The fight was like half a year ago boys it's time to let it be!

Murphy's

twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/781674341163347968

It's conor's only win this year.

Of course his sycophants have to discuss it. They have nothing else.

Linekek
Brooks
Ottow
SMOLka
Silva
McCrory

jacksonwink_mma
JOIN THE ARMY!!! @jacksonwink_mma
instagram.com/p/BK9XMAbAp42/

It was a great fight but Nate got robbed by the (((judges)))

> le go get some fans man

lmao?

Does anyone know how much top MMA gyms like Jackson-Wink cost?

I've read a lot of run of the mill gyms run around 200-300 month

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
Mccrory

>Jackson Wink
>top

>conor convincingly beats a guy 2-3 weightclasses heavier and 3 inches taller
>r/mma still dislikes him

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Glendale Fighting Club charges $175 per month for 3 a week

>going on r/mma

They are all expensive rip offs

Sad to see Gonzaga retire again.

So is there every a match were the bug that tries to flee at first manages to stand its ground and win?

Depends on if you're a boy or a girl I think

If I remember correctly, taco is a military term for "murdering a person of color".

What kinda consistency does his brain have? A chunky pho? Fine pea soup?

connor, defending a belt

been a year, hasn't done it once

megana_mma
Sometimes I can look all girly and shit on the rare occasion
instagram.com/p/BK9pQNPBFwj/

> r/mma
> not being a true /FIGHTFAN/
wow

>posting the same image in both /heem/ threads

Shameful

>announcement from Conor after MGS out of left field

the fuck could it be? surely the meme isn't over yet, right lads?..

youtube.com/watch?v=Kvf8E-tTtKo&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

>help build both divisions

yeah it could help rebuild them when everyone leaves to join other promotions because of this wwe tomfoolery

When I'm all alone I pick my nose.

>not If I Did It

*yawns*

What fighters do you think are voting Trump?

You should be tarred and feathered for such insolence. Schaub bless you.

*submit*

*success*

^^^l o a d I n g^^^

^^^l o a d I n g^^^

^^^l o a d I n g^^^

[ERROR] OVERFLOW OF SHILLING BREAKS SPACE TIME CONTINUUM [ERROR]


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Hey brendan

Hey Joe

What happened to all those people you paid off to post your stuff? on that 'Cred Forums' website?

Oh those shills? Can you believe it?

Believe what?

I stopped paying them to advertise all my shit two years ago

Yeah?

And today you can log back in that website and still find a fuckton of people posting my shit.

No way.

-signal terminated-

kek

Who said that? Some little boy at the park?

Why were you trying to get his pants off..?

>>News:
>www.themaclife.com
>themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
>themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
>themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
>themaclife.com/category/tech/
>>/heem/ related fight wear:
>ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
>fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price
>>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
>ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
>fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price
Can this meme die? it's as dumb as suggesting bjpenn.com

Probably most of them. Tim Kennedy and Lesnar for sure.

we are entering dangerous levels of shitpost
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Tito

*cocks hips*

Lesnar is a Cucknadian

>Mfw I only get on Cred Forums (Cred Forums) to shitpost.

memes aside, conor is god

I almost fell for it before remembering he is from Minnesota. A very popular filming site.

>2-3 weight classes and 3 inches taller

more like 6-8 weight classes and 13 inches taller

chadmendes
Headed to Gods country's for @ab_raines bday!
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irenealdanar
@corpocell_oficial SPA complementando mi trabajo en el gimnasio!
instagram.com/p/BK9C-ctgHYF/

why is Kevin Lee such a goof?
youtube.com/watch?v=BTeqAfuzRPY

>so I don't know why he's insisting on staying at 45
Because he wants to beat Conor at 145, just like Conor wanted to beat Nate at 170.

God his tats are fucking stupid

what happened to wanting to fight him on the street?

the tats give him meme power

It would give Aldo PTSD flashbacks from when Conor came to the favela.

That's hard to do when you're in the process of being publically humiliated in front of WORLDWIDE audience, while colleagues sitting right next to you can't contain their laughter at your inherent beta-ness.

>Oh look, it's another 'There's no way Conor can beat x' episode

He's Canadian you dust-eating retard. Step the fuck off.

He's just another butthurt Brazilian. Ignore him and call USADA

Too little too late Nate.

Fuck, I wanted him to put him down earlier but he let his fucking ego play the standup game

> newfie detected

who would win, Trump vs CM Punk?

the fuck is his tattoo anyway

that just sounds butthurt and salty, not good banter at all

It's a botched maple leaf insignia

trump via 3rd round keylock

So many meme fighters on this card.

>insignia
nice word faggot

OK, /heem/, rate em:

>Shorts
>Short Shorts
>Split-Side Shorts
>Vale Tudo Long
>Vale Tudo Short

Practice movement in rash guard 5 times a week minimum.

wrestling trunks


POWERGAP


everything else

going to be a great card m8

>The Dennis Hallman scrote-specials
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>...
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>Fuck the rest

if you wear anything but pic related you are an insecure pussy

Compression shorts, nothing else matters.
I needda see that ass.

Was he ever on da gas in his career?

Who da fook are those guys

SPATS

tfw UFC will never have this level of entertainment
>youtu.be/5-f4Hb9vGIQ

I just saw Ryan "Darth" Bader at the Hyatt Kaanapali Beach in Maui. He was enjoying a drink at the pool bar with a couple guys and girls watching the football game. Couldn't take a pic cause I didn't have my phone on me.

100% natty brah

Should've at least gave him a back massage, faggot.

Conor, a natural strawweight, beating Nate, a natural light heavyweight, was no surprise yet people cant give him the respect he deserves

Conan Obrien is part owner of UFC

teamcoco.com/video/conan-ufc-owner?playlist=x;eyJ0eXBlIjoidGFnIiwiaWQiOjQ3MzB9

i saw rashad evans at the macy's in the town center mall in boca raton. he was buying a single silk hankerchief lel.

Frankly I'm amazed the fight wasn't called when Nate walked into the cage at 350 pounds. There is some clear corruption behind the scenes to let that happen.

shoulda asked him how it felt to get hit by rampage

The UFC Goes for a Knockout, With Celebrity Investors in Its Corner
>Talent agency WME-IMG leverages sports and entertainment clients to help back its sally into mixed martial arts
wsj.com/articles/the-ufc-goes-for-a-knockout-with-celebrity-investors-in-its-corner-1475200801

>Further WME-IMG plans for the UFC include more programming on the UFC’s digital subscription service, which would provide more than just fights.

youtube.com/watch?v=IjsPmjqmcvs

Were those legal elbows?

i do'n like Colombians man'g

She's ready to get dicked bros.

This is the second time I've seen a UFC fighter in person. The first time was Tyron Woodley at the original pancake house near St Louis, MO. It was before he got the title shot. I kinda wanted to go say hi to Ryan Bader but I hate the thought of bothering somebody on their vacation for some trivial bs "hey I know u dude!"

New thread and HOLY SHIT boys is it ever hot!
>HOT NEW THREAD
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fuck my life

He's trying his best to get noticed, it comes off as desperate though.

I root for him because he's from Detroit, he needs to win some more fights and stop saying bad things about God Schaub's son Jesus McGregoat.

looks like a butch and lipstick lesbian couple

He looks much more normal with the beard covering his Easter Island chin. Should have grown one years ago.

>The first time was Tyron Woodley at the original pancake house near St Louis, MO
i remember that you posted a pic

Cool

HEW DA FOOK IS DIS GUY?

What the fuck is wrong with Japan

Dodson
Will
Burkman
Smolka
Frankenstein
Barncat

Transport I'm assuming.

>I stayed up to watch this UBC fight live
>My boy performed an 8 minute clinic on the feet then gassed as usual before becoming a panic wrestler
>mfw he's still my boy

>he doesn't know Bobbit got banned for life after this '''''fight'''''

Or, you could just not care about your tits like a little pubescent girl...