Can someone make a proper thread? This guy copy and pastes the same thing every time.
Alexander Turner
Upcoming events:
10/2: UFC F 96 - Lner v Dodn 1/: WSOF 3 - Gaethje vs Duulov 0/0: UFC 04 - Bispg vs Hdersn 2 0/12: UFC FN97- Shlenko s Groe 11/07: UFC FN 98 - D Ajos vs Feruso 11/3: One FC Grgo vs Avez 11/21: Blato 163 - Chdler vs Hnderson 11/2 UFC FN 10 - Gustfsons Noei 11/26:UFC F101 - Rokho vs Sza 2 12/10: Glory: ollisi- Verhoeven vs Har 12: RIZIN FIGHTNG OD GRAD PRIX 2016: SCNDU OUDO - TBA
>Otw on Buran fight httpz://mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkman-weakness
Brody Long
...
Justin Lopez
It's a script
Sebastian Gonzalez
this is not a thing and will never be a thing. fuck off
Luis Sullivan
Is that first clip from a porno? Looks like it desu
Jaxon Carter
Well that would explain it
Jeremiah Adams
*revs up somali canadian*
Chase Anderson
t-tongues out ladies
Josiah Hill
>he doesn't refresh the catalog, click the new thread and paste the already copied Schaub text
Hudson Cook
Brazilian WMMA grills > all
Hudson Gonzalez
Right now, I'm eating - Cod, brown rice and bean shoots. Earlier I had - Boiled chicken, carrots, bean shoots and couscous.
What do you eat /heem/?
Lincoln Watson
>low paying jobs
Chase Cooper
...
Jordan Perez
Will we ever get to see humans fight animals again?
Ryder Martin
No one is waiting to click the new thread link. We know when the new thread is coming. Sometimes the captcha is autocomplete and that saves you an extra 2 seconds.
Hudson Lee
lmao permashook
Nathaniel Morris
nice union
Owen Walker
It's not though. Accepting Schaub makes you better at everything
Oliver Gonzalez
There is a website on the dark web I sometimes visit that shows people getting torn apart by exotic animals they are put in a cage with. Sometimes they give them a knife to make it interesting but I've never seen somebody beat any big cat or gorilla.
Landon Barnes
Good post
Julian Morris
So you really are Somali huh?
Matthew Martinez
lol that's about what my friend makes and he engineers the cutting edge military drones that murder people in yemen
Juan Kelly
Could Ngannou take a cheetah if he was given a decent-size knife?
Joshua Gomez
All I know is that Japanese fights with huge insects are boring as fuck. The only exciting one I ever saw was a pincer beetle vs giant hornet when beetle snapped hornet in half
Noah Gomez
If he actually did that he wouldnt talk about it. I know people who work in aerospace and they dont say shit because they sign NDAs and dont want to go to federal prison.
Oliver Hall
It's the things I WOULDN'T do for a $600 shift that scare me tbqh
Jason Cruz
If he had no fear, yeah. The problem is everybody is abducted and afraid for their lives so they always tend to run about and subsequently get eaten alive.
Julian Peterson
well congratulations you're an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about
Bentley Barnes
LMFAO
It's hilarious because I've known people who do just that for 30 years and you're fucking talking out of your ass.
You really put the pieces together there. Really though shut up you don't know anything about the defense industry.
Mason Scott
>now kiss
Jacob Gray
make a webm pls, I would like to see this
Cooper Powell
>Y-You're a leperchaun
Josiah Rivera
That would be daft of me. It's obviously not a legal practice and I'm pretty sure making a webm without giving up exif data or some sort of fingerprint would be difficult. It's streamed once a month and it's invitation-based but if you want to find it enough you can.
Samuel Bailey
Upcoming events:
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson 10/7: WSOF 33 - Gaethje vs Dugubugubulgulov 10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2 10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn 10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove 11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson 11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang 11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez 11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson 11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim 11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira 11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2 12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari 12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva 12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
I don't know but the people they kidnap are invariably middle eastern/asian looking. I don't know the languages.
Christopher Gonzalez
gud wun
Levi Clark
I still dont understand what the fuck you do. What does TRANS mean?
Liam Wood
>Have a pregnant wife >Making irish leprechaun threads is more important
Adam Diaz
does this adan guy have a shitskin wife and shitskin kids?
Mason Sanchez
John Lineker vs. John Dodson Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira Josh Burkman vs. Zak Ottow Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Joachim Christensen Nate Marquardt vs. Tamdan McCrory
>Pick all 6 or you're not being added >First picture response decides the goof image
Juan Sanders
Holy shit he's right guys. I just looked and it checks out! Somebody do something!
Blake Campbell
they actually come out already praising allah believe it or not
Owen Baker
>son of a somali pirate >too beta to pillage ships on the coasts of poor african countries >channels his innate urge to mess things up towards shitting up /heem/
explains everything
Adrian Harris
Dodson Oliveira Burkman Moreno Henrique Marquardt
Noah Taylor
...
Jeremiah Cook
I'm definitely not going out for this shit card so I'll goof it Saturday night
Dylan Ross
Dodson Brooks Burkman Smolka Da Silva Marquardt
Grayson Turner
I'm glad you understand
Colton Perez
Whoa.
>dad died trying to hijack a cargo ship >dockbro works on cargo ships
Now I understand the seething animosity.
Jason Edwards
This is the goof image
Not this Don't want you to get your hopes up
Robert Richardson
he likes to pretend he does
Brody Gomez
wewlad you're fucking drunk that's only 5
Easton James
JOHN D. WILL JOSH LOUIS LUIS N8
Benjamin Lopez
Fight me 1v1
Cameron Garcia
the only real winner
Jonathan Clark
>weidman image.png poster spilling spaghetti
Jonathan Brown
Lineker Brooks Burkman Smolka Da Silva Barn Cat
Brayden Edwards
Lineker Ill Will Burkman Smolka Silva Marquardt
Julian James
Canada literally cannot lose.
Nolan White
Think I might heem every here
Lucas Young
>Joachim Christensen
Who?
Gavin Richardson
all heem you so hard you'll never set pal
Lucas James
Lineker Brooks Burkman Moreno Henrique Marquadt
Adam Lopez
>all heem
Gabriel Barnes
I love the mma vivisection every conclusion is yeah either fighter can win don't bet more than a nickel on this fight
Elijah Ortiz
dodson brooks burkman smolka who? christensen i guess mccrory
Mason Butler
Poland, Answer me. Do A lot of girls in poland look like Joanna? I will go there right fucking now to find a wife if so
Jaxon Allen
Dod Oli Burka Smoker The silver Market
Mason Morgan
tell me the toronto card will be based bro
Daniel Barnes
oh wait last week they said thiago santos was a good bet at -600
Isaiah Harris
dude she's an athlete not a model... even Karolina is better looking
Ayden Hughes
Your shots would bounce off my shoulders and it'd be over in the first exchange.
Dodson Brooks Ottow Smolka Luis Henrique The Great
Jeremiah Ortiz
Hot lava.
Brandon Ward
Nah, not really
Anthony Martinez
I don't care, I want what I want. Post a pic of yourself fuccboi, let's see if you're an appropriate judge of who looks good
Josiah Perry
>to find a wife
yeah good luck bud
Benjamin Miller
will somebody please finish off the garbage old thread
Grayson Morales
Polish girls are very friendly compared to other girls I've found. Met one in the train in new york. Had wonky English but was overall a pleasant person. Went bowling and dancing together :)
Xavier Wright
:)
Leo Garcia
>athlete
lol
Nolan Adams
Be the jon jones you want to see in the world
Chase Gonzalez
what did he mean by this?
Owen Turner
But on the other hand chicks looking like her sister are pretty common
Joshua Sanders
6 INCH VERTICAL LEAP
Easton Hernandez
Is life in NY expensive?
Isaiah Nguyen
yeah they're all jewish, they say hitler and stalin killed all the polish jews but in reality the ones still alive today are descendants of jews who pretended to be white christians
Easton Baker
yes
Dominic Adams
Wait, I already made picks for this card?
Hudson Evans
how expensive my dude
Easton Bell
Dodson Cowboy Burkman Smlka Silva McCrory
Nolan Gutierrez
one of the most expensive places in the united states, whether you're talking NYC or the nice suburbs
you can find something affordable upstate, which is actually nice if you like privacy and to hunt
Juan Hall
Lel if I've ever wore a kippah I would look as jewish as Helwani
Connor Johnson
Dodson Brooks Burkman Smolka Silva Marquardt
Jaxon Morales
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study MMA at UK MMA university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in uk 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this brit boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry brit girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in brit ass.
Mantis was working on the body too much, forgot the standing guillotine was wide open and the centipede took his neck. Really amateur skills but a fairly decent fight.
Nicholas Miller
very fast nigger
Dominic James
>green texting nonsense
Adam Cook
NYC? A tiny apartment is the same cost as a huge home with land
Logan Green
Lineker Brooks Burkman Louis Luis Marquart
Aaron Kelly
Lineker Brooks Burkman Smolka da Silva McCrory
Colton Robinson
Will freak fights ever come back?
Nolan Peterson
>Dodson >ill Will >Ottow >Smolka >Christensen >McCrory
Thomas Myers
>Wait, I already made picks for this card? he fell for that meme lol
Carson Smith
Mantises are fucking scrubs, zero killing instinct, never saw a fight that mantis won
Alexander Price
I bet you can't even go 2 minutes sparring without puking all over the mats from exhaustion.
Actually I'm disabled enough to be collecting so I couldn't even walk to the gym.
Ryder Ross
The mantis (all gena) have the highest Win/Loss ratio of all the insects apart from the stag beetle what the fuck are you talking about. Mantis MMA is very highly respected. You'd be surprised.
>Connor Ruebusch and Dr. Patrick Wyman believe that Will Brooks would beat Khabib in a 5 round fight.
Caleb Torres
>Proud Canadian living the American dream
Carter Powell
Crab is pound for pound the strongest and tastiest bug, all other puny bugs can't penetrate stronk crab armor and taka dat left claw yeh ?
And quit the talk that crab only wins because shes bigger than her opponents, she can't cut any more weight. Tarantula can stop crying over her loss to giant hornet and bulk up to fight with crab
Hudson Adams
ITT: Donks
Angel Ross
Rent is at least $1000 - $1500 for a one bedroom'd depending on which part of the borough you are. That's excluding utilities and the such. You need to have a really good paying job to live in manhattan alone.
Upstate it's much more affordable, nice little towns and scenery, but public transport sucks so you need to own a car, especially during winter.
Dylan Sanders
Lineker Brooks Ottow Smolka de Silva Marquardt
James Mitchell
>Crab is the best Look, there are weight divisions for a reason mate. If we're talking RESPECTED martial artists you have to consider the hornets, the mantids etc. Obviously a fucking crab isn't going to have too much trouble with a mantis nobody is contesting that.
Kevin Brown
Not a place for UFC fighters
Jace Howard
What is the most likeable MMA camp and why is it Serra-Longo?
Jaxson Long
You have to appreciate the style of fighting centipedes bring to the game. The overwhelming pressure catches everyone off guard and it's most certainly not boring for people who understand the intricacies of centipede strategy.
Michael Campbell
thats what i thought!
Angel Morris
>serra >likable
Kek'd
Owen Ortiz
In Bug Pride rules there are no weight classes silly, you can watch watered down Ultimate Bug Championship, but there's nothing like roided super bugs fighting for Yakuza
Also soccer kicks
Nicholas Robinson
>you >not a goof Kekd
Levi Myers
quality posts guys, keep it up
John Anderson
>muh pride rules
Alright I get it, you're retarded.
Insect fighting is a respected sport and an art form and if you want roided huge bugs and knockout reels why don't you go to /asp/
Jack Phillips
get in my guard, bro
Anthony Murphy
>if you want roided huge bugs and knockout reels why don't you go to /asp/ Shit, they've got that over there? What am I wasting my time here for then
David Bennett
Love em or like em you can't deny they have the best insight about mma.
just because the match up may seem un-even doesn't mean that the fans don't deserve to see it.Vegas made huge mistake placing betting line at +500 for giant baboon spider. All MMA media hugely underestimated the FEROCIOUSNESS of the Ferocious Manticora Tiger Beetle.
Fight like this would never happen in USA with all the regulations and strict testing of the bughtletes
Fucking Japs. There are weightclasses for a reason god dammit. Who is the mike perry of bugs?
Evan Phillips
artem_lobov_posts_on_heem.jpg
Kevin Johnson
Oh yeah beetle is one of the best, perhaps even THE BEST pound for pound bugs but he's stuck in a manlet division and has no drawing power. Casuals will always prefer to watch Prying Mantis with his banter at press conferences, but let me tell you, beetle is the most technically skillful bughtlete in all of MMA
Hunter Jenkins
Sweet schooby, bro.
Gavin King
Easily the cicada.
Every other summer, you step outside between 4-7PM, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
Not sure how they feel about stink bugs or other asian bugs, though.
poland it's 2 in the morning you're drunk go to bed
Asher Lee
when will poisons be allowed in the ufc?
Andrew Anderson
>JDS
The better question is, why are you such a casual?
Gavin Wright
> JDS I see you're not a /FIGHTFAN/ Someone please escort this goof outta here
Henry Nguyen
A LEAF
Noah Lopez
I'm sober and it's 1:30 AM
Ethan Stewart
>Comparing Goober's skill set to a man who is known and only will be remembered down in history as someone who got the shit kicked out of him by black men
There are Geckos fucking everywhere here, would anyone watch them fight?
Julian Lewis
robbie lawler
Wyatt Russell
>That back take into side control
Nice!
Henry Reed
Can someone explain to me what's Rose Namajunas fucking problem?
Carter Roberts
its japs doing whatever they fuck they want. kinda like pride
Jacob Perez
Underground cage matches no rules
Grayson Johnson
Must be effective then I guess
Aaron Robinson
When was the last time Eddie submitted anybody?
Is this like when you told me WEC Aldo was going to make a comeback and to run through McGregor?
James Thomas
I love Eddie, but there is no way he can take dat left. Even if wrestlefucking is the answer, Eddie's already shook and said he wanted to stand and bang.
But we'll see; if I had a penny for every wrestler who said they were gonna stand and bang, I'd have bought the UFC.
Henry Murphy
her father was a violent schizophrenic who physically/sexually/verbally abused her. he died when she was 16.
apparently she's a pussy and can't get past it
Cooper Campbell
Diddled.
Robert Fisher
Do the bugs give consent or are they forced to fight against their will?
Grayson Davis
I'm so absolutely sure Mcmeme is going to get destroyed that I would bet my anal virginity on this fight. If you think otherwise you know nothing about mma.
Carter Cooper
i saw eddie submit a dude 5 time in 3 minutes on bully beatdown lmao
Justin Lopez
they just have to sign a wavier
Jaxson Torres
>mfw leprechauns near me
Jacob Morales
When was the last time Eddie got KO'd, I bet it's further away than the last time Conor got submitted(this year)
Elijah Roberts
anyone else used to catch bees in bottles?
Jonathan Turner
MATCH ONE Huge Black Camel Spider Vs Ground Beetle
dude are you fucking serious you pay people to be "the bug guy" for you?
come the fuck on man lol
Ayden Sanders
The one that's always pussying out trying to climb out of the glass is the one that always loses.
Blake Wilson
Same brother
Camden Walker
damn 2/3 thanks for running with my original post britbro was entertaining.
Cooper Ramirez
ya you have to have your lawn and home treated here it's not optional lol
Lincoln Price
who the fuck enforces that man lol
Henry Martin
(You) > (You) > > > >
1. Camel Spider via HEAD CLEAN OFF 2. Scorpion via INTESTINAL GOUGING 3. TIGER BEETLE VIA FACE SQUEEZE
THE RESULTS ARE IN. POLISH GUY 2/3 BIGSTRONGAMERICAN LAST 2/3 OTHERAMERICAN FIRST 2/3 STUPID AMERICAN ONLY ONE OUT OF THREE YOU DUNCE
NO PERFECT SCORES
Henry Barnes
get that beetle a title shot now
Oliver Smith
i don't mean it's the law i mean i live in a humid swamp called florida and if you don't have your property sprayed you're going to have major infestations
Brayden Long
Is MTB the GSP of bug fighting ?
ELITE wrestling
Meme striking base
Manlet
Natty
French
Iron grip
Not impressed with your performance
Robert Sanders
Pincers to wide to effectively slice; so some improvement needed.
Ryder Cook
Who's the Anderson Silva of the bug world?
Thomas Peterson
you got robbed on the first match, the wrong beetle turned up
Owen James
Woodley vs Wonderboy
>Spider trying to blacksplode >Scorpion uses his distance and range to neutralize the blacksplosiveness >@ 1:48 Tyrone shoots for a double >Wonderboy slips out of it >still picking Tyrone apart with his distance >Tyrone is fading >Wonderboy sees the opening to finish >Spinning wheel kicks Woodley to the shadow realm
ANDITISALLOVERRRRRR. STEPHEN THOMPSON. IS THE NEW. WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
Kevin Sanchez
I had a dream Woodley gets heemed in the first against Wonderboy. The fight actually played out a lot like Woodley/Robbie, but instead Woodley was the one being overly cautious and hesitant.
Was weird waking up since I thought it happened and Wonderboy was champ but then realised 205 isn't even here yet
Ethan Myers
Ah, I see. I went on one of those fan boats down there, and then went to a gun range. It was fucking awesome.
Adam Lee
>This obsession
Unbelievable
Luis Cruz
JUST
Bentley Garcia
>Barbarians discussing animal cruelty on a blue board
Wow have fun with your permaban you meat eating savages
Centipede fought a bigger bug and was inefficient with his energy
Jack Mitchell
Handsome guy
David Price
S M H desu senpai
Isaiah Nelson
Go away Ariel, bugs are paid enough to fight,plus reebok pays them handsomely for wearing their Bug Kits™
Charles Butler
lads...my gf is starting to hangout more with this other guy than me.
i think she's cheating on me lads. i don't know if i should heem the guy, her, or both.
Asher Miller
heem every even yourself
Charles Myers
John Lineker Will Brooks Josh Burkman Louis Smolka Luis Henrique da Silva Tamdan McCrory
Jonathan Diaz
Could Conor McGregor remain and defend both the LW and FW belts?
I think he can. It could help build both divisions. He knows who he can draw with already he's just waiting for his plans to be laid out. While he defends the FW belt, the lightweight division can sort itself out and have at least two possible opponents for him and in vice versa. Nate could decide to actually fight and not just sit there and call everyone bitches for not fighting him and possibly set himself up to fight Conor a 3rd time for the LW belt. I think it's genius. I hope the UFC doesn't strip him and keep him with two belts.
Luke Garcia
this
Nicholas Jones
I have no problem with Goob having the FW belt, and im an Aldo fan. He just needs to defend it, which he never will
This scenario would be great. I would love it to play out this way.
Camden Bailey
he has no reason to ever cut to FW again unless he loses the LW belt so no
Carson Morgan
Aldo needs to make it interesting for Conor, perhaps if Conor wins the LW belt Aldo moves up? He can't possibly outdo 13 seconds. at 145. And I can't really think of a fighter who could interest him enough at 45.
This would be goat-tier history for him and the UFC.
Jason Garcia
>the interim champ needs to make it interesting for the champ to make his first title defense
Ok woodley
Owen Reyes
Conor will never fight at 45 again
Jordan Torres
To be honest, Aldo vs Goob at 155 is intriguing.
Robert Clark
> I don't mind that you live with your mom thats kinda sweet > What do you mean you sleep in same bed It cheaper that way you slag
William Foster
Its intriguing at any weight, so they might as well just unify the belts so 145 can stop being clogged. I understand the weight cut issues, but thats all on conor for starting his career at a weight he hates making
Dylan Williams
FOOK WEIGHT
Jose Ortiz
They should desolve 145 and 155 and just make it 150 2bh.
Owen Jenkins
Cody East (12-2) vs. Curtis Blaydes (5-1)
William Adams
What about a catchweight of 150 with both belts on the line, could be dank.
Angel Nelson
That's what I'm saying. Listen Aldo got SMOKED in 13 seconds AND before that dropped out of the first Conor fight, so Conor going to him is just ridiculous. Conor's the money fight, not Aldo. It's the rematch I'm not interested in not the belt, in this case. Have aldo drop the FW Interim belt, move up and fight Conor for the 155. Aldo's been saying forever that he wants to move up AND he's interested in fighting Pettis (they were booked to fight already), so I don't know why he's insisting on staying at 45. Just move up.
Aaron Ross
>implying conor mcgobor isn't afraid of aldo and will fight him again
Matthew Butler
...
Carson Moore
If he doesn't want to defend the 145 lb belt, then he shouldn't be champion. I don't mind him fighting in other divisions, but he can't just hold onto the belt until he finds a fight that "interests him". If you're the champ, you have to defend your belt against the top contenders.
Bentley Collins
Dodson Brooks Ottow Smolka da Silva McCrory
Christopher Brooks
Just in from the night out lads
Cant believe Dundalk won
Hudson Fisher
>mfw watching Alaska Fighting Championship
Nathaniel Sanchez
>implying Jose isn't running scared because he thinks Eddie is going to win and send Conor back to 145
Juan Lee
YOURE GONNA NEED A FOOKN ARMY TO TAKE DEEZ BELTS FROM ME YEH
Lucas Clark
Dodson Brooks Burkman Smolka The Christensen Marquardt
Xavier Jones
Bless you as well my brother and friend.
Mason Young
...
Robert Cox
nys
Caleb Thomas
Bless you brother
Parker Rodriguez
>Angela Hill calls Wonderboy "The great white hope" >Tyrone Woodley says he doesn't respect wonderboy "Because of his white privilege" First racist champs in MMA history?
Easton Martin
The fight getting rescheduled doesn't mean conor can avoid Aldo forever, thats stupid. He still has an obligation as champion to at least attempt one defense against the top contender, that being Aldo. I understand why he's not interested, but too bad.
That being said, Aldo shouldn't vacate. Instead, they should do a rematch at catchweight or 155, and if Aldo wins, conor has to vacate and Aldo will be promoted to champ at 145 cause that division needs a champion. If Conor wins, he can continue holding on to the belt forever and Aldo can move up to 155
Nathaniel Butler
New York Sucks?
Liam Phillips
Who wants Schaub posters address and phone #?
Ryan White
Why is fighting the only sport where people who like the loser get to say "If only there was no time limit my guy would eventually get ahead and win"
James Peterson
Have you got the one where Nate is saved by the ref in round 1? (of both fights)
Nicholas Howard
...
Xavier Hernandez
Can't wait to watch this cocky shithead get smoked
John Morris
Just this one
Brody Bailey
...
Carson Garcia
...
Landon Reed
Dodson Brooks Ottow Smolka Henrique da silva Barncat
Charles Miller
...
Carter Anderson
if conor loses to eddie I'm pretty sure he will retire.
Jayden Green
...
Xavier Smith
Dodson Brooks Burkman Moreno Henrique Marquardt
Jace Nelson
He would have swept Nate if fight continued.
Jeremiah Bailey
...
Kevin Wood
...
Kevin Lee
...
Nathaniel Cruz
...
Austin Brooks
Reminder that mcgoof was unironically talking about being a 3 weight world champion.
Blake Torres
so was he punished for usada for his drug use after the fight?
Daniel Walker
Lads I'm so close to buying tickets to 205 but I'm going to be out of a job in a month so I probably shouldn't but it really does seem like a once in a lifetime thing
Nolan Rodriguez
...
Elijah Jackson
...
Ian Gonzalez
>reposting the same 2 pics over and over
nice quads tho
Evan Clark
just do it, fuck the money you'll figure something out bro
Jackson Taylor
...
Grayson Rivera
...
Benjamin Young
why can't we all just get along?
Austin King
Demonic quints confirm mcgoober is finished
Ayden Sullivan
...
Sebastian Perez
okay
Jace Clark
...
Parker Hill
I'm thinking you're right and if the boys don't want to come fuck it I'm still going
bryancaraway Thank you to the sponsors and companies I represent for hooking me up head to toe! @rockwellwatches @UFC @Affliction @Reebok #grind #thankful #Life #Love #style instagram.com/p/BK9ecoWAaYE/
Bentley Rivera
>if that punch was slightly more precise diaz nuthuggers wouldn't be posting old fights every thread
If he isn't playing more vidya with conor than I ain't watchin
Luis Lee
Would you respect Conor more if he didn't have the gay tattoos?
Jordan Cook
He needs the gorilla tat
Carter Diaz
>Tfw have this body type right now
Juan White
>there's another man on this planet with conor's awful pectoral genetics
Kayden Powell
You've got weird short pecs and gorilla long arms? What's it loik?
Adam Perez
It gives me hope that if I keep lifting I can turn into a tank yeh
Parker Anderson
yewl dew nuttin
Gavin Long
You only yolo once.
Cameron Hernandez
You need to find your Dee first
Kayden Gray
urijahfaber Dash always gets first dibs on the @torque1_net deliveries! New hats are $$ @dashschurkamp #smokinjoechay instagram.com/p/BK9lDf6BhXV/
Adam Clark
ive got sucha a chest dominant physique i hate it (i swear im not fat/gyno pls no bully). i just want a flat bencher's chest not these muscle boobies :(
Jose Nelson
bigfootsilva My love,my mom and my everything.... Resumindo: Minha mãe é meu tudo, te amo santa mãezinha.... #mae #filho #amor #brasilia #taguatinga instagram.com/p/BK9k2hejWRx/
Ian Jackson
mommyfoot can get it
Carter Anderson
the sunglasses are eye poke protection
Owen Martin
>mfw every time some goof posts a pic of Conor getting choked out I can comfort myself with the knowledge that he's covered in Nate's blood and not his own
Thomas Lee
Funny how you cut the webm off right there.
Conor immediately goes back to belting Nate who then panic clinches again at the first opportunity.
Christian Barnes
What's the best tasting irish beer to drink in support of Condor during 205
Joseph Jackson
>needing comfort because of pictures on the internet
>Your guy gets finished. >Can't finish the other guy. Whatever helps you sleep at night yeh?
Alexander Harris
Goddamnit people are still waffling on about McGregor / Nate 2. Having the exact same conversation over and over and over, doesn't it drive you mad? The fight was like half a year ago boys it's time to let it be!
>so I don't know why he's insisting on staying at 45 Because he wants to beat Conor at 145, just like Conor wanted to beat Nate at 170.
Joshua Scott
God his tats are fucking stupid
Brody Johnson
what happened to wanting to fight him on the street?
James Davis
the tats give him meme power
Easton Sanders
It would give Aldo PTSD flashbacks from when Conor came to the favela.
Sebastian Murphy
That's hard to do when you're in the process of being publically humiliated in front of WORLDWIDE audience, while colleagues sitting right next to you can't contain their laughter at your inherent beta-ness.
Dominic Brooks
>Oh look, it's another 'There's no way Conor can beat x' episode
Grayson Rivera
He's Canadian you dust-eating retard. Step the fuck off.
Zachary Young
He's just another butthurt Brazilian. Ignore him and call USADA
Austin Morales
Too little too late Nate.
Fuck, I wanted him to put him down earlier but he let his fucking ego play the standup game
Jace Jones
> newfie detected
Josiah Torres
who would win, Trump vs CM Punk?
Parker Cooper
the fuck is his tattoo anyway
Nathaniel Gonzalez
that just sounds butthurt and salty, not good banter at all
Michael Bailey
It's a botched maple leaf insignia
Robert Brooks
trump via 3rd round keylock
Eli Davis
So many meme fighters on this card.
Lucas Diaz
>insignia nice word faggot
Joshua Diaz
OK, /heem/, rate em:
>Shorts >Short Shorts >Split-Side Shorts >Vale Tudo Long >Vale Tudo Short
Carson Butler
Practice movement in rash guard 5 times a week minimum.
Parker Rivera
wrestling trunks
POWERGAP
everything else
Brody Brooks
going to be a great card m8
Jace Sanchez
>The Dennis Hallman scrote-specials >. >.. >... >.... >..... >Fuck the rest
William Mitchell
if you wear anything but pic related you are an insecure pussy
Samuel Jackson
Compression shorts, nothing else matters. I needda see that ass.
I just saw Ryan "Darth" Bader at the Hyatt Kaanapali Beach in Maui. He was enjoying a drink at the pool bar with a couple guys and girls watching the football game. Couldn't take a pic cause I didn't have my phone on me.
Jace Robinson
100% natty brah
Jayden Jackson
Should've at least gave him a back massage, faggot.
Landon Bennett
Conor, a natural strawweight, beating Nate, a natural light heavyweight, was no surprise yet people cant give him the respect he deserves
i saw rashad evans at the macy's in the town center mall in boca raton. he was buying a single silk hankerchief lel.
Andrew Rivera
Frankly I'm amazed the fight wasn't called when Nate walked into the cage at 350 pounds. There is some clear corruption behind the scenes to let that happen.
Ian Carter
shoulda asked him how it felt to get hit by rampage
This is the second time I've seen a UFC fighter in person. The first time was Tyron Woodley at the original pancake house near St Louis, MO. It was before he got the title shot. I kinda wanted to go say hi to Ryan Bader but I hate the thought of bothering somebody on their vacation for some trivial bs "hey I know u dude!"
Nathaniel Perry
New thread and HOLY SHIT boys is it ever hot! >HOT NEW THREAD > > >
Brody Gutierrez
fuck my life
Jayden Watson
He's trying his best to get noticed, it comes off as desperate though.
I root for him because he's from Detroit, he needs to win some more fights and stop saying bad things about God Schaub's son Jesus McGregoat.
Juan Reed
looks like a butch and lipstick lesbian couple
Chase Lewis
He looks much more normal with the beard covering his Easter Island chin. Should have grown one years ago.
Levi Gray
>The first time was Tyron Woodley at the original pancake house near St Louis, MO i remember that you posted a pic
Ayden Rogers
Cool
Jackson Rivera
HEW DA FOOK IS DIS GUY?
Wyatt Hughes
What the fuck is wrong with Japan
Wyatt Turner
Dodson Will Burkman Smolka Frankenstein Barncat
Jose Anderson
Transport I'm assuming.
Blake Barnes
>I stayed up to watch this UBC fight live >My boy performed an 8 minute clinic on the feet then gassed as usual before becoming a panic wrestler >mfw he's still my boy
Charles Turner
>he doesn't know Bobbit got banned for life after this '''''fight'''''
Andrew Jenkins
Or, you could just not care about your tits like a little pubescent girl...