BOSTON RED SOX @ NEW YORK YANKEES GAME THREAD

You guys would murder either team though.

Do you mean lit?

youtu.be/CcGwdkxkkIU

It will be the Cocaine sniffing CC from two nights ago

yes or no New York give any kind of cheer for ortiz

my vote is no

snuff i believe

based CC

They'll boo him the same way Red Sox fans boo'd A-Rod probably

The Blue Jays offense can do damage though, I'd rather face Cleveland without their top 3 starters

>this lineup

Congrats on your sweep Cuckees

He got cheers during pregame ceremony so that he can get booed at bat.

yankees fans have had no class in 04, its been pretty embarrassing

CC looking sharp!

>owens

oh

oh no

pot, meet kettle

ok everyone i'm here, sorry for the wait

>texas yankees

lmao

Anyone know what Bogaerts was complaining about there? Those were as down the middle as it gets.

picture of big ped's gifts?

Clemens and Pettitte aren't there

This Yankee offense probably will end up making him look good through 5 innings.

Did Didi make the painting for Ortiz?

yankee fans like to talk about papi, but forget how many damn yankees were found to be using steroids in the past 15 years

>4 pitch walk

will owens ever figure it out

>clemens
no yankee fan claims him, or defends him

they are literally selling papi merchandise in the stadium. fucking hell it's embarassing what this 'rivalry' has come to.

me the profits

you are correct- clemens nothing but a rental

They were selling Jeter sperm samples at Fenway for his last game. Literally the gayest Franchise in sports.

Wow the red sox are trash wow

Viva Cuba Libre!

So can the Henry Owens experiment finally be over

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>Henry Owens is trash wow
ftfy

wow how fucking drunk are they

how are you applauding this piece of human garbage

that's rite new york swallow that b*g p*pi c*ck

Papi 4 prez

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE SHOULDN'T HONOR HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can you image if they beaned him this game

pedo brother hypothetical

epic strikeout! another one!

Would the benches clear?

they are sawx fans??????

Did they moon him?

nope nope. they are fakes they sold papi t-shirts at the stadium they're trying to fit in

This guy should retire.

The blonde anime poster for the Red Sox is even more autistic than Texas Yankees and his womens soccer posts

sorry

I would imagine there are a lot of Red Sox fans who drove down to the Bronx tonight. I drove up to Fenway for Jeter's last game there

tha'st pedo brother

ps autism is good

wait, does CC hate bradley?

Anyone got a webm of the pineda pine tar incident

At least 95% of our posters aren't tripfags

Is there any way to cuck yourself any harder than to cheer for an opposing team's player?

He was probably just drunk those times.

supposedly, nobody has any idea why though

Yeah, let your wife have another man's son

you have the same amount of trips as us

We literally have one

Wrong

Ya trips suck

But we have the Panama guy

Draper, GetBrady, BlazeyBrady, some other ones i'm forgetting

we only have 2 regs and panamabro who's an honorary

Arod is a cunt. Boston cheered for the corpse of Jeter.

Should Teixera play again or just leave it at the walk off Grand Slam?

>our trips are bad
>but Panama isn't

Literally what?

3B predictions for near future Yankees?

Leave because his next at bat will be a strike out or pop up to center

Draper is the only "regular" and he doesn't even post in every thread

Andy Pettite

it's just draper

Why would you do that

One of Castro/Didi/Mateo/Torres

are you bodies ready for the season to end, lads?

I've seen the others a lot lately so sorry that counts.

UHHHHHHHHH

Don't forget BradyKnee he is Kippers and Sean tier shitty. The other Boston trips aint too bad

Thank the Blue Jays choked because we're probably going to lose out.

ur watching this meaningless game over the Dolphins being slaughtered? l ma o

you see the football trips during football season that's not surprising

>he calls a small strike zone
>he's a pitchers umpire

Fuck this shit seriously, how long until we have a computerized system that calls balls and strikes with 100% consistency?

i've never heard of a baseball team called the dolphins

Mr. .203 refuses to go the other way

>Dullton
>primetime
Dolphins win 39-16

are you implying there's footbah on tonight? that's absurd the NFL would never risk overexposing their fragile product.

>only scored 1 run off Owens
This team really loves making bad/struggling pitchers look good.

t. Pinkhat

idk they made price look pretty bad tbhimo

Really makes you think

I will kill motherfuckers

t. religion of peace

mothers need loving, too, user

kill c*ps as many c*ps as you can

I'm a sisterfucker.

Gave me a laugh as true. Thank you for shedding light on the trips and their ruination of Yankees threads.

pedo brother is a good poster

>triggered by harmless trips
>ok with pedo spammers

Makes you think

>pedo brother
>good poster

Pick one

I don't understand the autism rage over trips. Fags just want something to complain about

See

Where will Austin fit into the future if Bird continues what he started?

he poste funny pics

Man I want to fuck Guerrin so bad

He can play outfield and I think the Yankees tried him at 3rd for a while

price is bad though...

guerin is hot and cute

then why didn't htey make him look good?? .... it's ok if you dont' reply to this post

Fampei I never understood why she gets so much hate

Guerin sucks at her job and secretly roots for the Mariners. Idk how she has a job still she must have sex with Werner every day.

Poast noodes

WEW
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is henry ownes proving he's the better prospect than gary sanchez

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he just did tbqh

Henry Owens has also never been suspended while Gary Sanchez roid rages almost daily.

is it true she lets verlander j*ck off all over her face

They don't exist

God bless

>being this jelly of our prospects

good job XXX

#XGonGiveItToYa

Keep it together CC.

>Yankee Stadium selling Papi gear
>New York restaurants naming menu items after him
How can a city be so cucked?

is that revenge

did they give anything to Ortiz before the game?

>it's a cc unravels inning

>Papi chants
>in Jew York
Ayyyy lmao

The married NY players brought Papi in to their clubhouse and watched him fuck their wives.

Noodes

Who is fatter, Ortiz or CC?

The Yankees will hit another walk off tonight

When you retire Pressposting, who will you move on to?

Idk yet. I'm trying to decide if I'll stick to one girl next season, or post a variety

>Papi chants
>stadium selling Papi merchandise
>local restaurants naming items after him

i want to know when someone will start avatarf*gging some random hot dude

CC.

Who is the guy papi is giving all his stuff to?

We did have a triggered roasty that posted guys to get back at us

>Papi satisfying his Jew overlords
Smart guy

Ledeckypost pls

tha'ts my wife

is dave a casual?

Ledecky is so fucking ugly

Shut your fucking mouth about her

Who do you think on the Sox fucks her? I bet Hanley.

very good pic of my wife

I have yet to see a picture posted of her that was even remotely attractive

Do Sara Underwood next season

Boom

Yeah she ain't hot at all. Some anons seem to have convinced themselves that she's "pure." Lel

i wonder if that's the first time she ever did her own makeup

I'm still waiting for that picture

I'll take it into consideration. I'm leaning towards Anna Faith right now, but she's starting to get plastic-y looking so I think I can do better

>The Yankees are going to waste yet another gem by CC
This team really doesn't want to go to the postseason

t. blindfag

find a hot guy

Way I see it is if you're going to obsess over a girl who will never know you exist on a website for Chinese cartoons, might as well make her a dime not an average chick.

see

i don't get it

She looks like a man, man

Good evening, Cred Forums pals! Phew... I'm here again after some issues.

Why did he throw the bat?

He's implying Ledecky is a man

i.e. He's a fag

>some issues
did you have to find a new proxy

What issues my man?

isn't that the bitch who got semi internet famous for cosplaying the Frozen character. she always struck me as missing a few marbles.

His modem went out when he was looking for places to sell his pager
Yeah, that's the girl

I'd let it go inside her.... If you catch my drift.

Daily life issues. Nothing serious, fortunally... And also, I'm concerned about tomorrow when yuan will replace the dollar in the FMI.

Is your dad a drug lord?

That explains why you can NEET it up all day long

anyone want to hangout tomorrow maybe

Let's all go to a game

i live near boston

long time yankee fan here, who was that guy who hugged big daddy before the game?

darren jeter

I thought his name was Dramon?

Pineda looked so autistic when he was watching that home run

>ywn run into tino martinez at CVS

No... Why are you saying that?

Allen Rodriguez

i've been waiting to use this
thanks

stirnky shit owens

saved

Yankees threads have been getting a lot of good OC this season

You say it's not safe for you to show proof of where you live

i think it's based on the sheer amount of memes this season has offered

here

Sanchez is good but he doesn't have the clutch gene

Sounds like he fits in with the Yankees.

Yankees had to get rid of Beltran because he kept hitting with RISP. He didn't belong

>The Yankees bullpen will be used tonight

did you put that together?

>three straight trips

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>autism

yes sir

Is CC elite?

I hope the same CC shows up next season

I think CC is planning to retire lads

He said today he wants to come back to the Yankees in 2018

wtf why isnt CC drunk yet

Wow, that guy was more excited than the kid

>"Really makes one ponder"

Is Kay trying to subtly tell us that he's a channer too?

Fuck you if you are here Kay.

The ONE fucking time that we need the Blue Jays to win, and they don't fucking do it.

>1 out
>bases loaded
GIDP incoming.

status : worried

anyone seen that show called Pitch about the girl baseball player yet?

Don't worry we'll blow this

>Hicks
I don't know why I expected anything

Will Hicks ever get hot?

This sucks, I really like Robbie Scott too

Gardner would have made that if he tagged

is texeira's contract over yet?

Walkston Red sox

why do u like this idiot who won't THROW STRIKES

Did we peak too early?

>another walked-in run
fuck
our
bullpen
m8s

I can't tell if that was a Betances impression or a Severino impression.

Carl Pavano

>walking in a run
Has Boston's bullpen been having dinner with the Yankees bullpen?

>that far off the plate with 2 balls
fucking hell, i guess they're just giving this game away then

captcha 23 JAPONAIS

it was a kimbrel impression from last night

the COLAPSE i warned you,, i warned you about the losing streak ..... you dind't listen

Oh, yes! I remember that this is the last Teixeira season... So what will he do now?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>i guess they're just giving this game away then

>implying either really cares about this game

Season's over

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At least we can iron out the kinks with the last three games this season and get the collapses out of everyones system

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>mike finds out he's losing tv simulcast dot gif

The Red Sox pitchers must have been hanging out with Betances

high quality and cute ellen

Could a woman pitch in major league baseball?

Only if she was a yankee.

Because all Yankees players are BITCHES.

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I think she can! She was playing in the Baseball Women World Cup, recently! :P

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is that the money left on A-Rod and Teixiera's contracts?

>2000 was 10 years ago

Watching her get rekt in the major leagues would make me diamonds so I think we should go for it.

Yea but Ginny Baker throws 87 mph, stupid connecticunt

Rude, delete this right now.

I watched Woman's baseball, they had trouble throwing from short to first. Also, second was an automatic steal as they couldn't throw them out

What other Boston fans are /YES/ here because they can't stand anymore of Dave "I say the most mind-numbingly obvious things" O'Brien and Jerry "It sounds like I have 6 flacid dicks in my mouth" Remy?

I honestly think I could hit 70

>willingly listening to michael kay

Dude I can't imagine how bad the red cux announcers are that you've done that

I watch the game on mute with the radio on

wow holy shit

Oh you mean like the end of Posada's career??

called waifu
she'll be legal in Korea

also
>your math
2007 was 10 years ago. >we won the WS, remember? probably not–can't into math, probably a casual

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false flag

Did they test her for PEDs yet? Or saving that for the season finale?

>listening to john sterling and susan waldman unironically
>liking the mismatch between radio and tv broadcast

Check out this shitty OC I made

based CC

But she is very young, so she can improve it by the time.

me the reddit

Its bad this year. Last night when Kimblow was melting down, O'Brien said something like "I think Red Sox fans would be happier if the Red Sox didn't lose this game."

>All that alcohol

You just KNOW

i appreciate the effort

does girardi let him go out for the 8th?

is he bouncing back because he's drinking again

>"I think Red Sox fans would be happier if the Red Sox didn't lose this game."

I don't get it

Oh god... someone is going to post that pasta about women pitching...

Last start of the year, why not

No, that's Pettitte's time to shine.

We need a real 8th inning pitcher.

no we have pettite for that

He was unironically making a statement that everyone on the planet knows to be true.

>Bottom of the 9th in Toronto
>Down by 4

Our season literally hangs in the balance of the canacucks right now

>102 pitches
>to get two outs

Lot of foul balls

He always averaged about 103 pitchers per inning

what a bum he was

Someone called today and asked mike the over under on tebow getting 3000 hits in the big leagues.

>he would have hit 300 hits a year until he's 40, get outta here and lose the number

Judging by the score of the orioles game, I don't think the yankees are making the post season. Really fun team to watch since the all star break regardless. See y'all in March

steroids

Holy shit, that's his second one of those tonight

>First pitch Tebow saw he homered on

How old is he, I want him to make it to the bigs and just fucking crush it and meme his way into cooperstown

samspinchat hasn't posted it. I found this though.
youtube.com/watch?v=GG4drtLzTdo

FFS sanchez you can even slump well

29 now, maybe like two years in the minors if he's really talented and goes through quick

It's just amazing at this point. I hope he can keep it up next year.

sanchez bust

The Yankees are officially eliminated

Depends on if they test his pee or not.

>dat Dr. Evil reference

>blow gays lost

No post season for us guys

Sanchez is a bust. I believed in him too

Lol he doesnt have a chance in hell of having any sort of career then

A shame, it would have been amazing

>blow gays lost
They did this on purpose to spite the Yankees.

RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
>RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
>RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
>RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH
>RIP SEASON IT WAS FUN ISH

Fuck you Toronto you loses cunts

>Canada let us down
Useless leafs. Hopefully the Yankees can spoil the Os chances a bit this weekend.

What do you mean? There was a hope for Yankees?

At least there's no pressure to win any more. I'd rather not see Tex play anymore and have his last at bat be that Grand Slam

This weekend will be comfy

is tazawa good again

You know exif data is automatically scrubbed off of Cred Forums, right? Just post a timestamped pic already you piece of guttertrash.

Tex is going to want to play, especially against his childhood team.

Yankees alliance for post season:
AL:

NL is not an option unless facing sox or blow gays down the road

We already got all the proof we need

Anybody but Toronto

what did he mean by this?

I'd say the Indians because of Miller. I'd like to see Beltran get a ring, but >rags

This. After all the shit posting we had to put up with this season, they can go fuck themselves.

This was one inning, for real? How is that possible?

How do the Yankees plan on blowing this win for CC

Gomez kinda put me off the Rags, I do like the vibe they have but i don't think they'll keep their composure pitching wise

Indians.

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Teams I want to see win WS in order

1. Cubs
2. Indians
3. Nats
4. Orioles
5. Mets
6. Giants
7. Tigers
8. Dodgers
9. Red Sox
10. Blue Jays

Shit, replace Tigers with Rangers

Betances always finds a way.

Indians-Cubs WS would be pretty good. I wouldn't mind any of those teams winning.

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Nah dude of all the teams to do a world series against the Cubs justice it would really have to be the Red Sox.

The poetry would just be too strong

that is an epic mullet, robby

Nice autism, going for mets 100% alot of mets friends

BLEACHED

The rest of my NY family are Mets fans. It's just my dad and I that are Yankee fans.

no she cucks him with xander someone post the tweet

>9th inning with a save situation

Well, I need to leave... See you later, Cred Forums pals!

>"""yankee fan"""" for mest

LITERALLY JOGGING AROUND 3RD

it's not

Are we safe from seeing him now?

Holy sweet god, Brian is slow

Not the Cubes or Sox

Has McCann ever run that fast in his life?

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the usual Jeopardy clue maker isn't working for me so here's one using a different site

>remember to and in the form of a question

as a hint, they all have something in common

Not really a baseball fan here so i gotta ask, does this game matter? >we already have the AL east so what exactly does this game influence?

We saw him with a 4 run lead in Toronto the other night, so maybe. The binder is a mystery sometimes.

WE ARE SAFE FROM BETANCES

I REPEAT

WE ARE SAFE FROM BETANCES

playoff home-field advantage

Who are hitters to strike out to end the world series?

i wouldn't be so sure. Girardi is probably going to throw him out there to see what he does.

wait, what m8? Whose playoff?

Is the bullpen just gonna shit itself now? Is this our playoff bullpen?

hot damn, gj user. have an internet
and specifically, it's players who did that in the 2010s

How many runs will the closer give up?

Tonight really makes those back-to-back Betances losses hurt even more.

Fuck him.

I can't blame Betances for this year, It's the offense that's been shit all year. They're 27th in BA with RISP. I can count so many games this year the yankees would have won if they got an extra hit her or there. You can't make the playoffs when your consistently go 1 for 12 with RISP

the whole thing
The AL won the ASG, so the AL team with the best record will get home-field advantage in the World Series (and the LDS/LCS of course.)

twitter.com/britt_ross108/status/601549613313748992

>complaining about being terrible with RISP
don't get us started about our bases-loaded BA. if we're not last I'll be really surprised

>twitter.com/britt_ross108/status/601549613313748992
someone comment on this tweet

But Betances didn't nail it down when we did get those extra base hits.

I agree that there are a lot of losses that can be pointed at that led to the elimination, but Betances' losses really stung.

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>child of someone
>take the jr. and keep it at the end of their name

is she retarded?

Bullpens back boys

i agree desu bogues is pretty cute

espn.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting/split/94/sort/avg/order/true

Oh wow, you weren't memeing. .213 and 29th with bases loaded but .284 and 2nd with RISP. What the fuck is going on?

nvm that's the wife

retardedness still stands though

Maybe Sanchez can finally hit one between the foul poles.

Who is the guy that's as big as a woman?

the recent hot streak probably influenced the RISP avg but for some inexplicable reason we're just abysmal with the bases loaded this year.

the batboy or something idk

Time for Sanchez to prove he's not Derek Jeter

The recent streak would only account for a few points

sanchez is such a fucking bust just trade him for an old starting pitcher

sanchez doing a great ortiz impression

Sanchez sucks

Is anyone here worried about the bullpen?

so, a catcher proving he's not a shortstop? seems p. easy tbqhwyj

Nintendo.

He's fucking tiny.

>he's listed at 5'10 or something

el-oh-el

Nintendo

I hate ESPN. Are these in-depth stats available elsewhere? This really helps soothe my autism.

Baseball Reference

>yankees finally sweep the sox
>when the games mean nothing

Couldn't sum up this season any better

Now, why would you hate ESPN?

is it over finally? I'm watching Thursday Night Football

hell yeah

To be fair bandwagon fans is what inspire teams to compete better. If every team had the same amount of fixed fans that showed up to every game no matter how they played, no team would have an incentive to spend money to win

I used to like his TMQ somewhat

Last two seasons Brock has played all positions besides pitcher and catcher. Hasn't played CF or 1B this year. Please do it this weekend John

fuck off red sox

Welp at least we can try and spoil it for the Orioles

See ya next season Red Sox fans. Good luck in the playoffs. Look forward to shit posting with you next April!

Trump's a Mest fan, brah

fuck both these shitty teams to be quite honest with you family

Thats not an user thats a tripfag!

gg Sox. Thanks for nothing Blow Gays. Hope you get swept this weekend.

DELETE THIS

wow holy shit, late much?

see ya jankees

good game New York, Good series New York, Good season New York

Try to enjoy the rest of the season

Proud of Owen getting his ERA below 8

see everyone tomorrow

never post this again

hey so are we hanging out tomorrow?

i'll ask my mom if i can...