/afl/

Who /saints/ here?

who /hate the dogs/ here?

i fucking hope they get btfo so everyone is crying like bitches

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 Brownlow medallists

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Brownlow medallist

Huge family of mexicans or something moving into the rental next to my bedroom FUCK

HEAVE HO UNNA

Is straffo onto something?

maybe not. mcveigh is co-captain.

>it's a straffo makes a million identical tweets in a row about south australia's blackouts day

19 maybe

doing a massive poo lads and i've run out of toilet paper.

mate just handed me a swans scarf to use

fuck this being a public holiday reeeeeeeeee, was waiting for my oxy pill and weed in the mail

What's for lunch lads?
Eggs on toast for me

>5 October 2015
Gone back in time to eat lunch mate?

Going all the way back mate

>three straws
guessing he put the other two cups on the ground, along with his three big mac meals

>all these faggots thinking the Bulldogs can win
Hilarious
Mfw

Get a load of this fucking WORM with ANOTHER tripcode. Won't even come to the real thread he's so SHOOK lmao.

Good post

>putting his Beats by Dre™ headphones in a photo of his breakfast

>2011
>23 years old
>sitting in the passenger seat
>literally got his mum to drive his fat ass down to mcdonalds

No one cares fake RC

katsu chicken sushi

no 375ml can pepsi max though

CARN THE MIGHTY BLOODS!!!

going to danny ms right now what should i get for tomorrow

meth still hasnt arrived in mail

gonna fucknig kill the cunt if i find that the fucker has swiped it again

who /watchingthegrandfinalontheirown/ here?

Me lad..
Well I have a housemate but he's a chink and doesn't care about footy so I doubt he'll watch. If he does he'll just come of as pandering to me

watching old chaser episodes

howard was a sick cunt

>that year my parents (who don't care about footy) brought their friends over (who don't care about footy) over to watch the grand final and they just talked shit the whole time
>went to my room at half-time because it was driving me crazy and watched the rest of the game on some choppy flash stream
>was the GOAT 2010 drawn GF

>GWS

>tfw it will never be 2006 / 2007 again

>Cucktoria

KEK

Oh man, that's shit mate. I hate watching the footy with people who don't know footy.

spasticated cunt cant even do something as basic as frying an egg without making them look retarded

TEAMS IN THE GRAND FINAL BY AUSTRALIAN STATES

Victoria - 75%
New South Wales - 25%
South Cuckstralia - 0% (zero per cent)
Worst Cuckstralia - 0% (zero per cent)
Cuckland - 0% (zero per cent)
Cuckmania - 0% (zero per cent)

BIG
STRONG
EASTERN
STATERS

BSES

Actually 10% of cucktorian teams are in GF, mongo.

>dad walks in
>"what's the score?"
>have to tell him because he can't be fucked looking at the screen

ree

>cucktorians in charge of basic mathematics

75% of teams in the grand final are based in Victoria, you western mongoloid fuck

Footscray Football Club (Western Bulldogs) WILL represent Victoria.
South Melbourne Football Club (Sydney Swans) WILL represent Victoria and New South Wales.

>south cuckstralia, worst cuckstralia, cuckland, cuckmania BTFO
kek

K E K

KEK!

There are two teams in GF, 50% NSW, 50% Cucktoria, dunce.

There are 10 Cucktorian teams in AFL, only 10% made it to GF. While a massive 50% of NSW teams made it to the GF.

Cucktoria completely and utterly cucked at footy by non-AFL state. Cuck meme magics to reality again, KEK!

you are literally SEETHING that the BSES dominate your pathetic LITTLE state

Cucktoria = 100% REKT

>all other states bar cuckmania have only 2 (two) teams
how pathetic!
SAD!

Two teams? Why do we even let these teams compete?
KEK

>in the last nine (9) years, the grand final has been won by solely victorian and new south wales team.
>worst cuckstralia, south cuckstralia, cuckland, cuckmania
LMAO!
how pathetic are these other teams, what an embarrassment!

>The Northen Territory, Tasmania, ACT and New Zealand have won 0 (zero) premierships
Not even trying

When will /nrl/ be up?

>you
>ever being right

Your predictions are garbage, just do us all a favour and die in a fire you fat worthless sack of shit

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574a630b1ed43

Me, idk anyone else around here that watches your sport.

>Worst Cuckstralia

Kek

me, it's not as bad as watching New Years Eve on your own

feels bad man

I miss when Before the Game had a show on the Friday before the grand final, there's nothing on tonight

What was he thinking during this moment?

Every year since 2012 its been my New Years Resolution to make some friends and not spend another NYE alone...

why are those kind of videos so popular?

"I'm gonna snort the biggest fucking heart stopper line back in the room after this shit is done."

I've spent like 3 of the last 5 NYE's alone at home. The other 2 times I just tagged along with my parents to a party.

He was thinking that he is patrick dangerfield, and he is footy®.

NYE is honestly a joke and one of the worst nights to go out. Overpriced events, ever more overpriced drinks, desperation thick in the air as everyone gets as pissed as they can to try and find someone to kiss at midnight so they don't feel like a fucking loser. Every time I've been out with mates on NYE I've started the year hungover and hating the fact I went out. Smallish house party was the best event and staying home was second 2bh.

>I wish I was breaking away from stoppages, running 18 metres without bouncing it, kicking a 54 metre mongrel inside 50 and then strutting around like a tosser afterwards right now

What's for dinner lads?

For me, 2 Zinger burgers, 3 large chips and 10 wicked wings.

nice carpet

do you live in sunshine?

Tasmania have won the last 3 m8

t. Straffo

eat better live better book on the shelf, well played

First thing I spotted too lol. That Mr. Bean collection below it though, you a real nigga.
'mirin your dinner choices too.

>tfw melbourne in grand final week

Ended up having to fridge 5 wicked wings and 1 large chips :(

Might finish them off around midnight.

test

...

This is your prototypical cucktorian /afl/ poster.

Wear this dress

Going to my cousin's Tbh

None of my mates watch any kind of sport whatsoever. Tell you what lads, being /uppermiddle/ can be fucking shit.

I feel like I would get on well with straffo IRL

i dont think straffo gets on well with anyone though

Unless you live in the hell that is Melbourne.

You day of the rope can't come soon enough.

>tfw better looking than anyone here

>love videos shot like this
>disgusted by incest shit

makes it hard lads

shudder at the thought of seeing a worst cuckstralian then

spent my last two NYEs shitposting on /cric/ Tbh
the one before that was at a house party where I realised all of the people I hung out with didn't like me and I didn't like them.

>tfw no friends

post some shot in the same style please, for a friend.

Aussie Trump needs to wall off Cucktoria from the rest of the country.

I'm actually handsome as fuck mate
>6'2"
>god tier eyebrows
>well proportioned face
>square jaw
>low bf %
>pale, flawless skin

you just have shit mates

and if you were truly /uppermiddle/ you'd have an MCC membership

post pic

im your friend lad

>I'm handsome
>posts irrelevant shit like height and shoe size

Probably have a wonky eye fagit

Our Straffo would be PerthGook86, same fat face but with coin slot eyes, a yellow tinge and the inability to grow facial here.

One thing you have to take into account is that it truly is The Wild West here, the sun and water turn certain people into rabid fucking animals so we're constantly fighting each other in /afl/ half want to be elite posters and create dank memes, the other half are literal fucking Boss tier autists.

...

Dad wanted put me on the waiting list when I was born but Mum didn't let him Tbh

...

pretty sure someone here would recognise me so no
>irrelevant shit like height
kek

>having beta dad

already lost at life via genetics

>height factors into handsomeness
>this is what lankcucks with wonky eyes actually believe

t. manlet

Height literally mean's everything, from genetic fitness, to biological strengths, to just about everything that has to due with human evolution and the way females pick mates. Height honestly means more than you and I can even imagine.

she was probably just trying to raise an emotionally intelligent, brave young man

Straffologist here, ama

t. Stretch Lankberg

Go trip over your own feet

Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?

The answer: Manlets.
The question: When will they learn?

saved to my american banter folder

>A manlet is currently posting in MY community
Should Kilda yourself.

It all makes sense now. This is where the world went wrong. First it became 'wrong' to punch the missus for getting out of line. Women then become out of control self entitled cunts. They went on to breed generations of beta nu-males.

based saxon

...

...

why did he post this. What a cunt.

>being bossed around by straffo
why live?

year 12 student?

haha i wouldnt have even bothered letting them know

and if my boss was a cunt like that, would never go in again either

That 12pm maccas lunch rush is punishing to be fair but this fat cunt needs to be beaten severely, mild retardation or not.

Probably think it makes him look tough, meanwhile he's buying tickets for twitter whores who wouldn't let him carry their bags.

is that real?

>tfw 6'10" and therefore more handsome than any of you shrimpdicked cuckolds

add him on straffchat lads

absolutely love this straff posting

>idk

b-but it's cute when Emily does it

Based Straffo preparing Dave for life in the corporate world

that is a very punchable face

so much material in this one lads

to be fair golden gaytimes are great

This is the best NRL player....

...

and THIS is the best AFL player

What did AFL mean by this?

that's not cooper cronk

think that might be the point mate

>tfw blue whale with a dick bigger than 6'10

deep lads

#boss

straffo confirmed big guy

it's baffling that anyone would pay straffo to talk to people

>sit on the floor
>boss

His mild retardation and crippling autism make him a great fit for the job to be honest. Dumb enough to be a trained sales script monkey and socially inept enough to not care when people hang up on and abuse him multiple times a day or just "blame the script" and keep going.

Holy shit, if this is real it makes me view him in a completely different light. I used to see him as a pathetic retard, but given this it makes him look like a pathetic spastic who's also a massive prick. What a fucken dickhead

Will Straffo be livetweeting the grand final?

...

This fat spastic white knights' day of the rope can't come soon enough. Truly a 2 horse race between him and Anne Erin over who is the biggest oxygen thief on the East Coast.

Does the pope ice skate?

...

someone found the hdr filter

>#niceguys
I am legitimately triggered for the first time in my life. This sack of shit needs a lynching.

That's actually pretty cool to be fair and I now hate the cunt.

Both greens voters from Melbourne. Really makes you think.

That trip faggot is worse though imo, straffo is great laughing material, laughing at him of course. That trip faggot (doesn't even deserve me to type his name, given I refuse to reply to him and encourage his posting) just comes to ruin every thread with his pretentious and awful opinion. Not to mention it's the worst fucking names ever seen. As bad as reality cuck is, he is fun to make fun of and OCCASIONALLY is funny/witty. The same cannot be said in the slightest for the other trip fag.

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Couldn't agree with you more mate, "that" cunt has legitimate stockholm syndrome or something because he thrives on being bullied like it's a badge of honor, gets ridiculed on EVERY board and EVERY thread.

>People like this exist within 3000km of me.
>mfw

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>That second comment
This fat fuck is so obsessed with the opinion of others and how he's viewed by others that he has to justify his OWN actions to himself, because he's afraid of not looking politically correct in the eyes of others or shortening his non-existant options in twitter whores to fawn over. Fucking unreal.

who /maddern/ here?

Want pussy

>(No I wasn't searching for it. Saw someone tweet about it and decided to investigate)
KEK this is one of your best straffo posts. What an autistic insecure fat cunt lmao.

don't we all

Afraid of looking like a man with testosterone in front of his Internet "friends"

VERY seductive last night

If repeating digits, straffo is the image for the first grand final thread

'no'

hello hello /afl/
guess who's in the GF?

genuinely happy for you m8

many thanks :)
CARN THE DOGGIES!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. Break out the top shelf prison wine connie.

He's probably been there for 10 years while everyone else has moved on to a better job. So they pay him an extra 10k a year to be "in charge"

Why does straffo think he can dictate what a man is allowed to wear?

Such hardcore projection from a fat autist who wouldn't dare take his shirt off at a backyard swimming pool let alone the stifling 78% humidity of Upolu, Samoa while having to actually do manual labor to make sure you have a roof to sleep under. This cunt needs to be destroyed.

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really miss collecting footy cards 2bh lads

Was given a pack of footy cards in 2008 and got my first star wildcard or whatever they were called. Absolutely magical day.

One year I got all the common and silver cards...
Getting the whole set is bloody impossible let me tell ya

Year of the Dogs, m8s. Essential GF Eve movie

youtube.com/watch?v=JFwL-VtQAZA

Goat documentary about the doggies in the mid-90s on the verge of bankruptcy.

speaking of footy cards I found this at work and thought you guys might like to see

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South Melbourne v Fitzroy, July 8 - Cred Forums meet-up?

Want anything lads?

7/11's ARE NOT servo's you fucking refo scum. Get your brown, sand filled ass to a SHELL, a BP or a fucking CALTEX and get me a mars bar, chiko roll and a fanta you useless boat person.

connie im in melbz in a few weeks can u hook me up w/ some pingas

pls connie

pls

good post

>ass
ruined it you FUCKING SEPPO CUNT

Don't tell me how to post ASS mate, ARSE is for idiot bongs go fuck yourself in the ASS.

Where's nrl?

Seething saxshit on straffoesque obesity watch

fucking seppo ARSE licker

Is that the one in Newport?

Dead, just like the sport

Close, yarraville

I will LITERALLY dust both of you out the front of the pub and servo at the same time before I fuck both your ASSES to show my dominance, square up bitch boys.

>display of homoerotic fiction
>spells the word 'arse' as 'ass'
fucking big strong american sympathiser.
disgusting.

youtu.be/wh7HYceVJ0o

>not swooning over the BSA who posts SESH and coined the Should Kilda yourself meme
Should Kilda yourself you fucking baby eating dingo sympathizer

>should Kilda yourself

everytime m8

everytime

>sympathiser
fucking seppo cunt
fuck off zhang

>Attempting to correct grammar over the most common 'z' or 's' appropriations.
Put your fucking trip on RC you pathetic HACK. I know it's you because you resort to grammar and punctuation when you don't have a fucking leg to stand on.

/ourguy/

just had subway lads

>resorting to yank grammar
fucking pathetic, Zhang. You FUCKING disgust me. Honestly, if you ever saw me walking down the other street, you'd cross the road and turn down an alleyway you little poof.

Jarryd bid nothing wrong.

What do you mean resorting too, what the fuck were you taught? z or s are interchangeable and have been since my great grandfather was pulling dead gooks off the barbed wire at the Cowra breakout.
I'd only cross the street if you were a nigger otherwise I would fucking DUST you and have your ASS for dinner.

What did he mean by this?

You are taught CORRECT English grammar, you fucking IDIOT.
We use British grammar in Australia, Zhang. Perhaps you used American English in your international school in Beijing.

Don't ever claim you're related to some Australian war hero.

Disgust me, Zhang.

>so obsessed with the opinion of others and how he's viewed by others that he has to justify his OWN actions to himself, because he's afraid of not looking politically correct in the eyes of others

this describes the majority of western society

>now remembering jose romero existed

Cunt should have up and quit right then

True but he shouldn't have been such a cunt in the 1st message.

He should have just said something, "Sorry, but you're required for this shift. I'll give you time to let you look at your results".

Secondly, it's embarrassing that he's being an asshole (arsehole) so that he can post it to his instagram.

>otherwise I would fucking DUST you and have your ASS for dinner

Sounds pretty hot desu

t. Jarryd from Wattle Glen

Vale Dennis

>Disgust me, Zhang.
Now who's got the poor grammar you fucking take it in the ASS poofter.

My grandad killed gooks in Korea and my Great Granddad was in the light horse and PEELED gooks for his pound stirling, don't EVER tell me what I can't say on this gook forum again I will eat your ASS hole alive.

NRL is up lads

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINE
YAH

>ASS hole
You absolute fucking TROGLODYTE.

Your so-called 'ancestors' would be ashamed of how much seppo dick you suck mate. You're a stain on the family.

Swans are gonna crush tomorrow right boys? Its a safe bet yeah?

t. Straffo

Millennial fucks need to learn the world doesn't revolve around them. Even if the message is delivered by a worthless prick like Straffo.

120-56

swans win

Falling for my ASS bait like the WORM you are.
Your ancestors would be ashamed of the colossal failure that has become of their bloodline in the form of (You).

Yeah but the kid is only 17/18 and probably doesn't understand yet. After he replied "are you serious?", then he should have fucked him up the ass.

*your

Yeah cunt, how's that seppo dick for ya?

You can taste it for yourself when you're rimming my ASS hole plebian.

This Friday front bar is just a big commercial for Carlton draught

Keep sidestepping me BTFO'ing you WORM. Have some "seppo" music to soothe your ASS pain

youtube.com/watch?v=m9VA8_lLiWw

Execute all CUB executives

Has anyone here tried the Carlton Pale Ale yet?

You fucking pathetic little yank appeaser.

Let some Khe Sanh into you, cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A

Actually went to CUB for a school excursion once. Pretty cool stuff

>A song named after gook shit
>This lead singer has a boong daughter
Kill yourself

>phoneposting

>insulting cold chisel
Fuck me lad, that IS the LAST straw.
I will literally dust you out the front of the pub.

just finished up on this, so good

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how the FUCK do I bet on the Grand Final sprint!?

I'll take the bet. How much you wanna put on?

"no"
mate I invented this meme and I am turbo autist OP's pub enforcer. I was dusting cunts out the front of the pub while you were still a twinkle in your old man's eye.

10 dollars on Majak

>be Zhang
>go to a pub
yeah, unlikely.

Halls Creek Watering Hole in 15 minutes mate, walk past this cunt (took a pic of him this arvo he'll still be there) and hook a left. Call your dentist and book an appointment because you'll need him when I'm fucking done with you.

kristina pimenova

I'd like to see you fucking try, could emotionally break you down within a second. I've noticed you've got a lot of teeth for a smart cunt, perhaps it is YOU who should be ringing your dentist when I'm done with you.

For what reason would a business/HR person require a resume be submitted as a Word document instead of a PDF?

>could emotionally break you down within a second.
Then why are you copying my posting style to stay relevant after I've already made you submit to my will? All battles are won in the mind and you've just been defeated, if you're nice I'll let you tongue my ASS instead of feed you to the pigs.

I would heem all of you faggots

escort i visited had picture on the advertisement with blonde hair and blured face

when i want to her house she was asian with black hair

getting tired of these fucking gooks fucking aroundi, i just want a qt white aussie chick to fuck to have her feel like a gf

I would have rode away furious

Probably, I'm grossly underweight.

>when josh reynolds makes most of the posts itt

Dance for me pawn.
Keep responding.
You are just a simple chess piece in this game of chess and I am the chess master.

I would heem you every and twice on Sundays

>Still copying my post style like the obedient beta you are
It's been fun but you've outlived your use. Have a sympathy (You) as a parting gift, pig feed.

I've been shitting blood for the past week and I'm starting to get a bit worried.

eh she was hot and cheap, gave condomless blowjobs. white aussies are expensive as fuck too and didnt have time cause i had work. pretty much had no choice but to fuck the lying gook.

>tfw too autistic for gf
>tfw too poor for white aussie escorts

>like a moth to a flame, he still responds to me.
pathetic, SAD!

This ass vs arse fight has been very entertaining. Was considering nomming but it's more funny tbqh

Team is finalized for '16 so we can all enjoy the Granny tomorrow senpappy but I was thinking the same thing.

>these goddamn indian managers at my maccas workplace

cant stand these fuckers and their inferiority complexes anymore lads

lets just pray that the battle rages on until march 2017

I noticed these ethnics type have infiltrated maccas and have been over-taking. Do we really want street shitters touching our food? The cunts dont even use toilet paper.

I've been dealing with that since boxing day last year, if the blood is bright red and mot mixed in with your shit its just a haemorrhoid near your anus and not too much of a concern

don't ever eat at maccas during the night as it's indian peak time and their standards are ridiculously low. there will always be some sort of contaminant in your food.

Yeah it is, that's good. Cheers.

I dont ever the shit, I just hate shitskins blocking off the entire job avenue to good hardworking aussie kids. Once the shitskins get a foothold they only hire their own kind.

anyone going to be in the carlton draught front bar bit tomorrow before the game?

Joel Fletcher just dropped another banger lads

youtube.com/watch?v=W54KtqFcywQ

so they can apply their own formatting or cover sheets on your CV when it's submitted to the employer.

google the phone number for reviews next time.

Had this for like 4 years desu
How do I get rid of it?

eat healthy and not be a fat fuck who sits on their arse all day

Yeah, that explains it I guess

>grand final marathon just started

comfy AF

>Nick Maxwell has finally shaved off his soul patch
what a fucking retard for having it in the 1st place, stupid monkey-looking fuck

>1989

There's cream for it

>round 10-20 struggle to make 50 posts for the entire weekend
>make 500 posts yesterday with no game on
>make 300 posts today with no game on
where are you fuckers during the actual season?

Happy grand final day lads.
Reminder the big 3 will maintain their dominance forever

Its only for temporary relief of the symptoms.

good post

watching the footy

104 Mitchell street Bendigo

>1 game of afl left until march

sweet dreams /afl/, nightmares for me await...

I went to 8 home games this season, I never get caught on Cred Forums in public so I was only here half the time

Going to have a pretty good trade period though, one of the best ones in a while I reckon.

>tfw /afl/ has probably saved me from depression
;_;

>these party hats on the clover app
Urgh

>tfw /afl/ over until trade period then until next march

>Urgh
welcome to the groan zone!

population: you!

Goodnight /AFL/

i wonder what type of hat RC wears?

night m8

>worst cuckstralia
KEK

daily reminder that Hawthorn are STILL reigning premiers.

what beer should i buy for the gf lads?

In the queue at an absolutely ungodly hour. Gets worse every year, it's uncivilised I tell you.

Better position than the last few years desu

If an Asteroid hits the earth before 5pm that will be the case for Eternity

lets go bulldogs destroy SHITney please

ty

xxxoooxxo

>everyone and their mum is bandwagonning "DA DOGGIES" here

It's almost like /afl/ has memed Cucktoria into a reality

>bulldogs vs swans is like gay vs straight

t. Sam Kekovich

I wonder how many of the past Bulldogs are bitter as fuck that a vastly inferior team to the ones they played for has already achieved more than they did? How many are hoping they lose deep down?

Swans aren't going to like a cold wet day in Melbourne surely

you don't have a gf m8

Breddy gud seats

What the fuck do you do for the next 6 hrs?

Come on swans, don't fuck up again.

nice shot, what type of lens you running? Nikon 24-120mm?

t. Straffo

Kill time, there's shit going on around the ground plus down at fed square

Also having a few drinks on the bar

>on
at

lurk around the female dunnys looking suss

>I will take my hats off to them
>every pic in clover has a party hat on it on grand final day
RC absolutely btfo yet again

Danger is one of the most boring cunts alive

$40 on Swans win, still think they'll disappoint.

Just put 427$ on the Dogs. How fucked am I?

What happened to the characters like aker and fev

Not fucked yet
Winnings on a prozzie though

systematically destroyed by the jewish media the moment they had the chance

already pissed lads

have a glass of water you bloody disgrace

>water
>on grand final day
get a load of this muzzie

Lads do you know if you have you feel anxious and you living alone just have a bit of alcohol in your feel better thanks

Doing a gigantic shit lads

Who's coming to this after the granny?

>it's a abos think they created aussie rules episode

racist

>Vance Joy

Is this what the kids are into these days

loving this inoffensive music

>Dandrews day
Fucking lelbourne should be banned from making threads

Chinks fuck off

fuck off living end we don't want to hear your shit new song

>333 posts already
/afl/ once again on elite watch

STATES THAT ARE REPRESENTED IN THE 2016 TOYOTA AFL GRAND FINAL

VICTORIA - 75%
NEW SOUTH WALES - 25%
South Cuckstralia - 0% (Zero per cent)
Worst Cuckstralia - 0% (Zero per cent)
Cuckmania - 0% (Zero per cent)
Cuckland - 0% (Zero per cent)

When will the complete and utter domination of Big Strong Eastern Staters end?
My bet is never.

Stay mad.
Stay simple.

How long until they end this pregame/ halftime entertainment meme?

No one enjoys seeing a band play in the middle of an empty field with shit sound

any streams? channel 7 doesnt work on my TV for some reason

au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/live/

How to be a patronising asshole 101

>au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/live/
It's showing Border security for me, WTF?