/WCoH/ Canada - Europe Finals Game 2

>implying
Europistan cannot compete with Canada

Unless its rigged for "more games = more money"

>thinking i was serious there
dude, I know the meme-run of europe is over but damn was it a fun ride
US BTFO
Sweden BTFO

but you can't outplay canada there, this roster is too stacked

I actually thought sweden played well

>good luck Jim Benning t. Marc Bergevin

We are going to lose aren't we

and canada is going to celebrate

the shitposting will be infinite

fuck this world

and send it to which team after?
>my choice to send it to

true that, but the fact that they had the better chances and more control of the game and still lost in a knock-out game is somewhat JUST

why are sad man?
Did you seriously ever have any expectations to this team?

The shitposting already was huge when kicking out all those other strong contenders
There won't be too hard bantz since it's obvious team Europe can't compete against canada
Here a dishwasher to cheer you up stars-bro

Would Canada collapse if you took hockey away from it?

xth for mett and beer

HERE COME DEM BOYZ

No, other than toronto we would become like saskatchewan and be cfl fans

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UKELELE SHIT

>walk off the earth
fuck off

Any decent Youtube streams?

>ukulele
worst gimmick desu

Is this a joke?

>this anthem

Holy fuck most Canadian thing ever?

U K U L E L E
K
U
L
E
L
E

>Entire hockey world watching the game
>Hire hippies to sing their own shitty version of the national anthem

>that anthem

A

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

L
E
A
F

>the country of 1993

>"in all of us command"
>"fuck those sons who died defending our freedom"

CANADIANS

EXPLAIN THIS SHITE NOW

>Be american
>Try and mock another countries national anthem
plz

>gender neutral lyrics
>french lyrics
>ukulele
shit teir

Nobody watches house league football

NA anthem best anthem

>conservative fucks up country
>vote swings to liberal tard

and here we are

Was that the post national version

Did you even watch it, you gutterslut?

>literally first post is one
You blind mang?

>that disney tier anthem
>all those nu-male fedora tier
Be ashamed Canada and send this to anaheim since they know how to handle disney
Who was that band anyway?

Leafs eternally cucked. There's no hope for them

walk off the earth

actually a fitting name when you think about it

kek

UNGKEL GARY WILL REF THE YUROS INTO SATURDAY
THIS RARE LEX CONFIRMS

First for meme magic

nah, Canada will win regardless unless Price comes down with Alzheimers.

>mfw

good on there

What are you guys having for the game?
Just beer. Not hungry at 2a.m.

They found a way to butcher the french lyrics too. Don't worry.

I will probably make my poor man nachos - sour cream, cheez whiz, and buffalo wing hotsauce for the cheese sauce, with some wheat crackers. Not now, though, during intermission.

HOL' UP

IT'S ALL OVER

BIG Z

SCAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

KEKERINO GENOS

YES

one country vs a whole continent

how is that fair at all?

PANIC!
A
N
I
C

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

put out another arrest warrant for Chara plx

Can't believe Frankenstein actually potted one

feminism did this....

>hockey world Cup finals
>all these empty seats
>this "atmosphere"
Bettman has killed this sport

>LE OLD GIANT MAN

IT IS OUR GAME

>our sport

i told you guys

wew lad, maybe europe has a chance to extend this series after all.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

HE A BIG BOY

SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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IT'S OVER JUST GIVE EUROPE THE CUP

>letting your goalie be screened by a hobbit

>scrapped together old men who probably work full time jobs
vs
>professional athletes in their prime
how is that fair at all?

>black people play hockey meme

lmao who even cares about this tournament at all?

carey pls

for first time ever i am happy that chara scored

we only know canada is winning the cup

but i would love europe to win this game and drag it out til the weekend

What if it was arranged by buttman to have game 3 and to collect more money?

Who cares about this shitty sport anyway? Curling was our real sport all along

haha canada is fucking done

>PR1CE

Don't know if joking or retarded but Europe is all NHLers

>that kid dabbing behind Babcock

I'm a lacrosse fan now, never liked this shitty sport anyway

who /getting sweaty/ here

You do, because your people rigged it in your favor.

price looks good lads

literally Chara

and even if

europe maybe snatching one win would be neat

>that kid dabbing behind babcock
>mfw

I called in sick to work for this!?

pull price, hes fucking done

BETTMAN CONFIRMED FOR RIGGING THIS MEME ASS TOURNEY

You working nights, bruv?

living the life bud

Yes
It was bad, but alteast no Canadian felt the need to sit down

>mfw europeans actually care about this and are trying
look at the euros everyone, they are trying in a meme tournament

Missed the link
Thank you based Austrian

I wouldn't really have blamed anyone for sitting during that abortion of a rendition

>Price hasn't played since October
>"LETS START HIM HES SO GOOD"
>Holtby won Vezina
>He and Ovi put the Caps on their backs
>Hasn't played a single game

If Canada loses, it'll be because of this. Fucking morons. Although, as a Caps fan, I'm not too disappointed. Don't want Holtby to get an unnecessary injury like Murray did.

get off the ice thorton you dusty old fuck

The Canadian squad has never been as good as this
Still, a bunch of yuropoors is outplaying the "hockey nation"
No need to be salty about it though

1-1

I would be very surprised if anyone sat for the Canadian national anthem because they're sitting pretty right now.

Europe is playing great hockey to be honest.

"what is sarcasm"

>Bellemare
>From Denmark
plz

oo for fuck sake cindy you son of a bitch

>its a 'canada gets a thousand chances but cant score' episode

delet pls

TURN SHITPOSTING TIME
INTO NETFLIX TIME

hes french, and judging by his name and the fact he plays fucking ice hockey id say hes not a recent arrival

Canada why is your PP so dogshit? Absolutely no finish

Guys I dont understand what does "Canada is down a goal mean?"

Why is Canada so shit bros?

i say canada scores

>why

HAHAHAHA LE EPIC BEARD GUY

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS BEARD

This is what you get for snubbing the best Canadian player

damn Hossa
needed that one

jesus hossa you fucking selfish idiot

>canadian powerplay
>canadian refs

>0-3

well duh, it's canadian players only, finland was eliminated already.

nice fucking powerplay

>2 shorthanded chances
>give up your own pp
what the fuck is going on

>all these shorthanded chances

is canada done?

Era penal

what if team eu is the new miracle on ice?

Ayeh
I was refering to the commentators, they stated he was from Denmark for some reason

hossa is ur savior

t-theres always g-game 3...

ya blew it again

no problem lad

>ZERO WINS

guys I actually think bettman contemplated something liek canada playing bad in game 2 to get it to 3
Imagine how funny it would be if this plan backfires
>mfw

canada has been payed off to throw this game for bettman

Josi has crazy acceleration

>this Canadian refpuck

embarrassing tbqh

there is only one
>only we can defeat the reds

Jesus Christ, does Buttjew have them paid off to force a game 3? This is worse than the 2nd period last game.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summit_Series

Tbh senpai I can't remember the last time Crosby was penalized for anything, although he does penalty-worthy shit all the time.

I can't take this I am getting false hopes like last time

Who Syrup for Europe?

>you now remember the edmonton oilers fired the coach of team europe and replaced him with dallas eakins

>another penalty
refpuck desu fampai

This tournament needs to go away for good. It's not exciting in any way.

NHLPA needs to take the Ovi stance on the Olympics "Fuck you, I'm going. Do what you gotta do"

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summit_Series

>where do i start
w bashing sticks ovr russian heads and ankles...
>either way i repeat
>there is only one highlander

fucking ref giving Canada powerplays, what, do they want more europe breakaways?

>2 minutes for stick checking

>canada with a khl squad during the olympics

real hockey finally

He got them a 7th overall pick simply unacceptable we wanted MacKinnon

Fuck MacT

yeah its not like ovi signed a contract that would have pretty severe consequences if he fucked off in the middle of the season for a few weeks or anything like that

No denying that Burns is great
But god he annoys me

I had a dream I met Bergeron. He was really nice and cute.

>beat the soviets ass earlier
>don't make a shitty movie about it
Everything you believe is a lie.

Delete this

either pure stupidness or meme-overload
you decide that

Why are the canadian fans so silent?

>jays win
>canada wins

>jays lose
>canada lose

it's like pittery

>"I have no idea that' what actually happened with Sochi"

>only one miracle on ice

Canada is playing like russia, all individual efforts and zero meat and potatoes

Doughty fucking sucks

Zuch is due

>"i have no idea what a job is"
>"w-what do you mean i cant do whatever i want because i tough russian"

>greatest hockey accomplishment is a fluke non best on best win 50 years ago
neat

i bet zero doll hairs on EU winning

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/alex-ovechkin-says-he-will-play-in-2018-olympics/

He doesn't give a fuck. Google things, bud.

The gender neutral anthem is still irking me bros. By what fucking right do those cunts have to alter our legacy?

OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

EVEN NUMBERS CONFIRMS TOEWS SNIPES TOP CHEESE RIGHT SIDE AFTER UNREAL FUCKIN WHEELS AND A SAUCE FROM DOUGHTY OR >BOUWMEISTER

yeah its not like kovalchuk signed a contract that would have pretty severe consequences if he fucked off in the middle of the season for a few weeks or anything like that

Guys, my kitter just game to watch with me
still think he is for canada
little traitor

>Vanek

>canadians chimping out

gorgeous

lmao
>getting triggered by yurop

neet

Canada on suicide watch

>insert ''current year'' meme here

So how the fuck can Crosby and Marchand keep getting away with shit like that? Biggest pussies in the league.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

and where is kovy now?

...

He retired and terminated his contract. Weird how players can do that eh?

Making more money than he was in the NHL playing in his home country.

Would you like to talk about Radulov who did the same thing and is now back in the NHL?

Just stop posting, you have no idea what you're talking about

...

>youtube.com/watch?v=fXUh0l5dXx8
>tfw you will never experience something like this in your life

why to live

"O Canada" was actually gender-neutral when it was first penned, though it was changed from "thou dost in us command" to "in all thy sons command" in just a few years.

Le weed man should've just gone back to that instead of coming up with new lyrics 2bh.

based don

FANCY STAT FAGS BTFO
YOU CANT LOSE DUMPING IT IN CAUSE ITS IN THE OTHER END

let me know when ovechkin does that just so he can get embarrassed again

Its time

Meat and Potatos 2nd period coming in

oh god hes talking about the bruins again

>cherry discovers michel's secret

"make sure to stay humble"

what did he mean by this?

That's bullshit. Fuck off nerd

O Canada isn't the real anthem.

based don right as usual, these fags shifting around during the anthem should be cut from the team

Northwest Passage by Stan Rogers is the actual anthem.

and people who sit should be shot.

Torts would do the same
>great men think alike

>not the the good ol hockey game by stompin tom

Regardless, it's the cucky song we're stuck listening to before a Canadian team plays and it'll probably end up getting even more changes now that the precedent has been set.

Why is Darrel so uncomfortable with hugs?

Meat and potatoes played for team North America tho

its called 'the hockey song'

turn in your leaf on the way out

Is Mackinnon actually a fat fuck or is it just that commercial?

hes a big guy

>CBJ game audio on and watching Canada v Europe
good night for me

>also fuck betman that clown

>tfw my leaf is an oak

Yes yes, 4me.

I need an answer.

Uncle Gary is really fucking candid. I want to hang out with him!

...

RIP stream.

babcock btfo

WTFFFFFF

PING

Tavares is done

F

>buttman just said he wants to have chink hockey

>ywn be a penalty box guy and get to chill/bullshit with players

>post
the meme magic is real, europe will win

TAVARBUST

FUCK

lmao
>postares

>tavares

>TABARES
FAGGOT

Jews love Chinese food

>canadian aim

hurr durr immm tavares psas me teh pukc maybe i wnot hit the psot

nice one tavares

>Hitting the post
Oh well Tavares surely aimed and tried to
>ON AN EMPTY NET

LMAO

Send him to toronto now

H-how did Tavares miss that?
I'm serious
HOW?!

>Tavares

Bust

HE NEED SOME MILK

canada fucking sucks dick at hockey

would patrik stefan have made that shot?

Have Stamkos played tonight?

Anyone else hoping Canada doesn't score because of their shitty goal song?

yeah hes a -1

A-are we not dem boyz anymore?

is it just me or is the Marchand-Crosby-Bergeron line just the three most unbearable faggot douchebags of the whole league just thrown onto one unbearable faggot line?

lmao bettman sounds like such a jew

Bergeron is pretty likeable imo

BETMAN SAID HE WANTS A RYDER CUP!!!
>admits to not know what those even are

>sound like

dude it is rigged all the way
Bettman wants a game 3 for more shekels

Shit would be just hilarious when Europe somehow manages to steal the trophy away then

maybe we were never dem boyz to begin with...

>team Canada have started to believe the hype
You never believe your own hype, this is day 1 shit.

>He's already here

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CANADA

STOP TRYING FOR STRETCH PASSES AND JUST SKATE THE FUCKING PUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>yfw he just gives up and never leaves Taranna after the tournament

>Canada's performance thus far

this ice is such dogshit, have the laffs been shit all along or do they just play 41 games on this fucking shit ice?

>doughty

both

I just thought /hoc/, Bettman seems to hate Canada (Deny the Nordiques, canadian NHL getting BTFO, tries to expand hockey in the worst possible US markets)

What if he told Canada to lose this one so they can set-up for a nice game 3 BUT in reality he will overpay the refs in game 3 beyond good to refpuck Canada out of the game to BTFO Canada once again?

>that meme pass

Why is Vanek like this?

>stamkos

Bettman is going to get assasinated next time he steps foot in Canada

>Vanek
>good

those times are long gone back when he was known to fuck up bombston on a daily basis

holy jesus this fucking ice

>Deny the Nordiques
>Expand hockey in Las Vegas
Same thing; Las Vegas offered more dorrars = they get it 'first'

>Canadian NHL getting BTFO
How is it Bettmans fault that Canadian teams sucked hard last season?
Don't give the Laffs and 'Nucks fans another excuse for their mediocracy

this is so pathetic
>defence jump into play even though there is no cycle going
>try to pass from one side of the rink to another through 8 people
>odd man rush comes the other way
the fact its still only 1-0 is incredible

can you please just win this shit Canada? I need my team's players back for something that matters. Every period that passes is a chance for someone to get injured.

>Zuccarello tries a face wash
>Can't reach

...

>rags

Price is the only thing holding this team together.

is canada going to score one lads?

Less risk to get hurt in a meme tournament against other stars than in a preseason game with AHL goons

No.

no

iktf

Trust me, we're just as perplexed as you.

not if they want their money

Dubs deem it to be true

this is actually pretty true, also if you are playing scrimmages as a Senator lol.

back head tea bag

>Garys face when he drives with in the pope-mobile through canada after that

I can't imagine Gary doesn't have something to do that the canadian things suck all the time
Did somebody (player, coach) just scream "FUCK YOU"

nah, it's the back checking

...

>people thinking canada is going to lose this

You guys make me laugh

You hear 'fuck' a lot in hockey games, it just happens.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SKATE THE FUCKING PUCK STOP PASSING YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

PETRANGELO I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
BOWMEESTER I HATE YOU
TAVARES PLEASE DIE
GETZLAF SHOOT YOURSELF
YOU TOO BURNS

Chara wants to wreck Marchand

>Leave Price to me
He's doing it! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Reminder if you aren't cheering for Europe or have an American Flag you are Reddit

>all these quick whistles

is that a mole or does that fucking faggot have an ear piercing?

>Stamfall

>people thinking Crosby and Ovechkin are going to lose two series back at back
You guys make me laugh

Non call on the clear pick set off the faceoff against crosby

SOMEONE POST THAT GIF OF STAMKOS

Stammer lmfao!

yes but for some reason I find it funny like a little kid when here it on television when it's recorded on accident, i don't know why

>STAMKOS

>Crosby getting away with it again.

I hope you step on a lego, you fucking traitorous faggot.

Stamcuck

>STAMKOS

>stamshit

he deserves it

>Stammer

WTF WAS THAT?!

>STAMBUST
absolutey disgusting

FUCKING S T A M K O S

>stamkos

enjoy your bust lightning

did they forget to turn on the ice cooling machines or something?

>FANKOS
>FANKOS'>FANKOS

>stamkos

member when stamkos was good?

nino and drai play pretty damn well together

no?

>0-3

when manlet st poopie was carrying him?

manlet babby

>dude scored 60 goals
>he was never good
I hate tampon gay, but come the fuck on. Pre-leg break Stamkos was looking to be a Canadian Ovi.

>instantly triggered

Trade for him when get him out of this division

canada wins 3-1

>heehoohaha we got btfo but he's the one who is mad!

>trying this hard to hide it
weeeeeeeew

i hate the ducks but its hard not to like Getzbald

t. butthurt man

You mean it's hard to like him when he makes retarded ass backward passes

>hes actually still going

yes, all they have to do is score 3 goals

wasn't he pretty good in 2014-2015 season?

Can someone PLEASE board the fuck out of Crosby so this dirty has-been can retire early?

Canada would have a dozen more chances if they'd just bench Pietrangelo. Dude can't seem to do anything but give away the puck tonight.

Disagree, he's a huge faggot. Not as bad as Perry but still prone to the bitchfits when they lose.

>implying uncle gary didnt fix this to go 3 games

LIsten here you fucking kike stop making fun of my canadian friend

That has-been is only the scoring leader in the tournament. Fuck off cunt

This. being from NS i get so sick of the "oh man he's from here, he's so amazing" bullshit

mfw Tatar scores winning goal.

Said this before the game even started. saw this coming...

no

>implying Canada will score tonight

im calling the cops

I don't care if we go to 3 games, but I hate that the 15 game winning streak will end

blame bettman

Someone put Pietrangelo out of his misery already

wow petrangelo is bad

IM SICK OF AMERICANS LADS

PRETTY SURE THEY ARE ALSO JEWISH

>Pisstriangelo misses puck
>then gives up puck
put Subban in

>that turnover
lmao

What is canada's powerplay record for the wcoh?

didnt we lose once in this years iihf cup?

...

SEE! What did I just fuckin' say?

Bench Pietrangelo. Dude is not on his shit tonight.

>this fucking game
Holy shit, worst game I've seen them play in years.

If team europe wins this tournament was a mistake

He's too creative. How about Weber?

2/alot

2/14

I think best on best, >we have won 15

>2016
>caring about meme cup

Its like Canada just does not give a single fuck, and Europe is playing for a "tie".

What a boring game.

New thread?

doughty is 0/3 on his gay little spin move

>Doughty

This guy won the Norris?

>fucking Sabotage by Beastie boys starts playing
its like fucking pottery

>tripfags

>play fantastic hockey all tournament
>all of a sudden look like monkeys on ice

you cant convince me theyre throwing this game to hype up a game 3 sat

it was his turn

FUCKING DOUGHTY

no1 cares

They weren't much better in game 1 besides the meme oddman rushes.

low energy game

i wonder does the fact that buttman is jewish have to do anything that this game is what it is

Canadians

this

europe generally played a better game on tuesday
canada just made their few chances count

canada sux

Is this the ugliest trophy in sports?

they had a cycle game going - when they turned it up

>Canada using its first game of the tournament to a fucking meme team

Embarrassing tbqh

Europe is the only team that really had anything to play for since this is the only chance they will ever have to go deep internationally. Makes sense they would dominate.

meme teams

best teams

*losing

i dont want this faggot trophy anyway

huh, makes you think

>0-3

>those fucking cgi board ads

are we going to have this all season now?

I honestly don't notice them much at all

Was it not the same last year?

nice job fucking that up, burns
>"i better do this weak backhander instead of passing"

>streit
>throwing the puck right in front of the net

bahahah halak was probably so pissed

Doughty is literally cancer

lads

if you equalise or even win this

please don't be obnoxious x

Giordano and Subban should be in instead of Bouwshitter and Shitrangelo

...

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SUOMI

do you think team canada is actually losing? they are just trying to make the game exciting for European fans because they don't win anything in hockey.

Dub dubs of truth everyone know the stanley cup is the hockey cup that matters

only a few near the benches were on a lcd style screen, dont think they used this greenscreen style before.

>pooban
'no'

yo this fucking refpuck for canada

HALAK, STOP THIS

>they are just trying to make the game exciting for European fans
:(

Letang then. Someone who's capable of providing offence from the back end.

HALAK GOD

the only thing doughty is good at is blatant interface along the boards and never getting penalized

TEAM EUROPE WAS A MISTAKE

>this refpuck

>it's a 2010 halak episode

>canada loses the rigged cup

Yeah. thats what we brought burns for though

Team Europe has already greatly surpassed pre-tournament expectations. >we don't need Canadian pity.

...

ARE W..WE DEM B..BOYZ AGAIN!??

Never worried m8s

WE DEM BOIS

Whats up

REEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFPUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

can't-a-da better scar on this...
>obvious.png

WE DEM BOYZ

FUCK OFF BETTJEW. NO RIGGING FOR YOU

>Canada scores
>Still nobody watching

Well done Europe, well done. HOWEVER

WE DEM BOYS

I'll take it if it happens, but >we don't deserve to win this game.

REFPUCK
CANASHIT CAN'T HANDLE LOSING IN THE ONE THING THEY'RE ""GOOD"" AT

No penalty when some guy literally teabagged Price

fukoff

REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K

>NEEDING REFPUCK TO WIN

>We
>The province of Quebec

>OH SHIT CANADA MIGHT LOSE, BETTER CALL A PENALTY

THANK YOU BASED GARY

>implying this tourney hasnt been rigged for canada from the start

TY BASED REFPUCK

thank god will this horrible thing finally be over

whats with the muzzie beards?

pretty

WEW

LADS

THANK YOU BASED REFS FOR THE FIVE POWERPLAYS

Fuck yes fuck europe

>implying Bettjew didn't want this to go to game 3

HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
BUT IM JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

R E F P U C K
E
F
P
U
C
K

Does anyone actually want Canada to win this crappy tournament?

>Best team didn't even make the semi-finals

WE DEM BOYZ

GET FUCKED EUROPPEEEe

GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM

CAN CAN CAN CAN

GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM GOAT TEAM

CAN CAN CAN CAN

welp here we go...

TOO MUCH STICK

>this drama

I just want it to be over so we can just get on with actual hockey

I was trying to imply I'm french living in Canada.
Although I actually am living in Quebec.

here come the canadians saying "refpuck"

REFPUCK

What the fuck is this shit

They're embracing diversity and tolerance just like your cuck leader

Also what were they thinking making some retarded rap the goal song?

>Implying europe doesnt score in the first minute of OT
Then canadia takes game 3 5-0

NOT SO FAST

FUCKING DOUGHTY

kek

poor yurop

those guys will never ever have a change to win anything internationally while refs win it for canada everytime

what a shitty fucking tournament, good night.

REFPUCK

EH
OH
GO CANADA GO

lel

what kind of wonky overtime do they have for this?

the 5th power play is always the most deadly

>yurodives

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

there better be a riot tonight

>be me
>watching hockey game
>playing chess
>lose queen cause of hockey
>keep playing
>turns out to be one of my best games played to date
chess.com/livechess/game?id=1749157275
plz congratulate me

oh, je suis desole

Endless 5 on 5 like playoffs

>MUH EQUALIZING CALLS

this PK looks awful lmao.

PRICE
R
I
C
E

odds on Crysby scoring the OT winner?

WE DEM FUCKING BOIZ

DAYUM

>EUROPE ON SUICIDE WATCH

LOL GET FUCKED WORLD

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

0 because yurop won't score

WE
DEM
BOYZ

YES

EVEN WITH EURO REFPUCK WE STILL WIN

WE DEM BOYZ

RAT MARCHAND

Whats up
whats up Europe?

Is there a more alpha goaltender in this league?

no way EU winning this game

Does...does it end here? :(

: ^)

Fuck this nigger tournament nobody fucking cares about this refpucked shitter

Post about it on your boyfriends blog fag

I feel bad for him.

>canada needs extreme refpuck to go undefeated
What a shocker. The whole thing was rigged from the start.

I just realized my stream is ~20sec behind

fuck

fuck this

ot?

yurocucks btfo

SCOOOOOOOOORE. THE MEMES ARE DEAD

wew laddies

this kills the european

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>the city of Europe

M A R C H A N D
A
R
C
H
A
N
D

we dem boyz

no one will remember this

>the city of yurop

boring end tbqh

why dont you have CBC?

ITS OGRE

lmaolmaolmao
>0-3

still a pathetic performance from canada, they should be fucking ashamed of themselves

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

EVEN WHEN WE PLAY LIKE SHIT WE WIN!

YESS! Real hockey is back!

Fuck this garbage.

>Canada scores shorthanded
>Still cry refpuck
>0-3

>the city of Josi
>the City of Halak

>rat is the one who puts this away

...

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

Lol we even win tournaments we don't care about

USA USA USA
S
A

U
S
A

U
S
A

MEMES
E
M
E
S

the tournament without a past,
the tournament without a future

GET READY FOR ANOTHER BREXIT

EUROKEKS BTFOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKING REKT

>THEY ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD BEAT US

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SIXTEEN STRAIGHT WINS

BOW TO FUCKING KING, MOTHERFUCKERS

LEL THESE WHITE VALLEY BOYS ACTING LIKE ANYONE BUT THE 10 PEOPLE IN THAT ARENA CARE

>ONE THREAD FOR A WORLD CUP WINNING GAME

Furpuck is a joke

lol nice meme tourney Canada

european all star team (not excluding big hockey countries like russia and sweden) would win canada+usa all star team and you know it

TO DEFEAT A MEME TEAM YOU HAVE TO BECOME ONE
WHO OWNS THIS GAME?

This doesn't feel satisfying. Not much challenge.

Is this the GOAT Team Canada?

WE
DEM
BOYZ

CANADA NOW HAS MORE WORLD CUPS THAN AMERICA

Respect to Halak, fantastic performance

gg

>0-3

LMAO

>do shit all all game
>last minute burst to win

I thought the seahawks play on sunday.

Why do I feel bad for the Europeans?

CELEBRATE
CELEBRATE
CELEBRATE

ladies and gentlemen team canada's MVP

What a boring tournament

CELEBRAAAAAAAAAAATION

You can keep on telling yourself that

>betting against canada
>yurop giving up 2 goals in 2 minutes

EVEN WITH REFPUCK WE STILL WON LMAO
NORTH ARABIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>play like shit for 57 minutes
>decide not to lose in the last 3

>CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!!

checked, trips confirm

This. Just boring. This victory feels hallow.

ATTA BOY PRICER

It's just sad that Team Europe was legit the hardest team to beat, what the fuck is the rest of the world doing?

WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU EURO TRASH

At least we were the only team they didn't get conpletely shut out and pumped by atleast 4 goal against Canada.

The next world cup should just be Canada vs The Rest of the World team in a 7 game series

CANADA>WORLD

THERE'S 7 NON CANADIANS WHO COULD MAKE TEAM CANADA
3 OF THEM ARE LEFT DEFENSE

Delusion

total shit desu

canada needed refpuck to win

this is just an embarrassing game to win the cup on

Good job Kanada

looks like USA went 0-4

Finally this meme tournament is over

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

congrats on getting soundly outplayed for 57 minutes

Nice song choice buttman

>throwing off gear like it's an Olympic/Cup win

WEW.

I miss team NA. They could've beaten Canada.

about that.....

What's that? Can't hear you over all that ZERO WINS

*cough* Refugee Crisis *cough*

lel why would you do this?

WORLD WAR TWO
WE SAVE THE JEWS
WORLD CUP OF HOCKEY
THE JEWS SAVE US

>we
>GB
>playing hockey

with how many turnovers canada had it would have been like 30-0 team na

PLAYERS THAT WOULD MAKE TEAM CANADA
>Karlsson
>Kane
>Kopitar (yes I just wanted the KKK joke fuck you)
>Ovechkin
>Malkin
THAT'S IT

>nighoop

WEEZY BABY

>we

Fuck Bettman

He could have given then one at least

fuck that shit

>The next world cup should just be Canada vs The Rest of the World team in a 7 game series

MAKE IT 13 SO WE CAN PLAY 7 GAMES

Did Canada grow them muzzie beards to strike fear into the Europeans?

>furpuck
>divegrass
>handegg
>gaygrunt

>apehoop
Jesus christ Jamal, shouldn't you be out killing cops?

Too bad the rat signed a new contract in Boston. Would've been fun to see that disgusting cunt in Pittsburgh with Crosby

this desu
we own this game

So in the last five minutes we decided we didn't feel like losing?

>we

Didn't see too many British flags, besides you BREXITED the continental mess

>Best on Best
>Doesn't actually feature the best

unironically sent to the shadow realm
had a $300 multi with canada on it, thought >the fix was in after reading this thread pmsl

oh fuck off

That's why there was no resistance getting into their zone

...

That'd actually be an interesting series. I'd love for that to happen.

>wuz

kek

>play like shit for the first period game 1
>win
>play like shit THE ENTIRE GAME game 2
>win
Canada literally can't lose at hockey even when they're fucking awful. GG rest of the world.

Fucking Pietrangelo was a disgrace.

I THINK A COUPLE LEFT DEFENSE LIKE HEDMAN WOULD MAKE IT

TAKE OFF MALKIN AND PUT IN TERRY SENKO

>implowing 99.9% of americans care about furpuck

CROSBY

My heart

>crosby
>not marchand

hedmeme isnt team canada material

sorry didn't realise it was team european union

someone should tell all those swiss and norwegian players

>silver

they have more 1 medal than finland does

Whats with those ugly fat mounties? What happened to the manly mountie like in them old movies

SID
I
D

When the fuck did Marchand become the world's best player? He was a monster during the entire world cup
Sure his whole line was great but the guy has fucking wings on his skates

When will Team Asia join in the next Hockey WC?

So will a Canadian team actually make the playoffs this season?

what is that trophy supposed to be?

but you do :)

IT'S LIKE THE TEAM WITH MORE GOOD OL ONTARIA BOYS WAS THE BETTER TEAM

WE WIN THE GEHRY VASE

>PITTSBURGH
>CAP SPACE

we're in the khl now fuccboi

>Crosby wins mvp
>clearly should have been Marchand

Lel how can one country be so fukken dense

He was basically the one who tried the most. On his own team he's good but not as magic as the WCH made him look

looks like a phallus

Not a fucking chance.

Why such a mean way to win it?

Coudln't they just BTFO europe in the second period and play it comfy in the third?

And why the fuck does crosby win all the participation-points?
First he stole it from Kessel, now from Marchand?
What is up with Canada?

>''we-we-we-we don't care!''
>Flashback to USA winning that one exhibition game and sperging out''
>0-3

>WHO WANT'S IT NEXT
>Nobody goes for it
lel, worthless trophy

>0-3

>Boston fans

thats an ugly fucking cup

you faggots like divegrass more now. absolutely pathetic.

so, what part of Canada are you guys from?

North Fort Mitchener here

It is, but not nearly as ugly as it was originally.

MTL

>0-7

His last season was fantastic too. Not bad for a manlet.

This trophy looks like shit. what a meme series.

Can they stop sucking crosby's dick for 5 minutes.

I hate marchand bUT he should've got mvp

They forgot to take the protective plastic off the cup

ryerson, the canadian mit

Montreal, it's sorta canada

>ZERO WINS
why are you posting here?

The arena DJ should be killed

Winnipeg.

And the Jets will make the playoffs this year.

>23 years

Montreal

Halifax

>Canada fans sperg out, talk about game 3
>Canada ends up winning
>WE NEVER GIVE UP GUYS!

>Norway
>not honourary EU cucks

Did you see those """Swiss""" players? Like those soccer teams half aren't even swiss.

Torona

NS

Crosby is a lil shitter. Marchy and Bergeron were both more consistent.

Hickland, northern b.c.

>ZERO WINS
why are you posting here?

Because I want to make sure you know that just like Europe with the Brazilians and Argentinians, you have the best players but we own them :^)

Who are you quoting?

Same u gonna suck me off or what

>this ugly ass trophy

at leaast its better than flags on a wooden plate like baseball

not if bettman has anything to say about it

Why didn't Trudeau get PK Suliban and Haley Wickenhieser on team Canada for diversity?

>world cup mvp
>brother of a hot sister

Is there a better man than Sid?

Oh shit sup senpai, Halifax here too

>ryerson, the canadian mit

kek, Rye High fag checking in also.

our players are wagecucks for sure, but they're still the best ;^)

You know Canadians don't actually care about that shit. I don't care if a Canadian team wins it unless it's the one I cheer for.

Edmonton

>we own them
Then why did they just win a trophy for canada?
>ZERO WINS

Southern Ontario

Who owns this game?

But did they win the Stanley Cup for Canada?

Bettman

I'm a good ol Kingston boy

>female mounties

To celebrate the win, here's some hot canadian half-breed

every year

ALL ENGLISH VERSION

I would actually be upset if a Canadian team won that wasn't the one I cheer for. Call it damage control see if I will care
>I actually do

its all americans have. their hockey program has just been hiroshima'd
>ZERO WINS

>that tipping

>kingston

FUCK THAT NIGGER TRUDEAU

>IN ALL OUR SONS COMMAND
BASED
A
S
E
D

Where ya at boo boo

>Trudeau elected
>Rob Ford died
>forest fires
>Gord Downie is dying
>no teams will make the playoffs

At least we've got this heh heh right guys...

>canada has ZERO losses
>USA has ZERO wins
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

I will take almost any American team winning over the other 6 Canadian teams every day of the week.

Robie and spring garden

My parents arent home come over

I'd love to poke check her

>Gord Downie is dying

I thought you were listing bad things

>TRIGGERED

Thunder Bay here. Would have been nice to see The Murray play a little better for team NA, but whatever

RIP fatso

Soon brother Trump will be elected and next election Trudeau will be gone aswell

This to be honest

Why would I want a Canadian team that's not Toronto to do well. The only other team I can stomach is Calgary.

Newmarket

We got diversity. Its our strength

nice to see thornton be genuinely happy over the win so that's good

Montreal is the only Canadian team you should be rooting for.

>Rooting for habs ever

Toronto has a better chance at the cup this year than Montreal

...

Edmonton and Vancouver are my favorite teams

Gord Downie is a Trudeau shill. He deserves cancer for turning his back on his white fans

Yeah but fuck Toronto my man

Yeah true but it's weird to know they won't be around anymore.

Torontos mah team breh- im in for the longhaul