MIAMI DOLPHINS VS. CINCINNATI BENGALS GAME THREAD

do you like anime pussy?

got me. fucking big pleb theory

>All the "Experts" picking Bengals to win.

Can't wait for them to get BTFO

Would you dudes start Bengals defense tonight or Patriots defense on Saturday vs Bills?

Ayyy

Don't do this

It's going to go exactly as we all know it will.

Difference is the Dolphins may actually find some new avant-garde way to humiliate themselves

wait why isn't this game on CBS?

I know the NFL is on the decline ratings wise but it's gotta be better that 2 hours of TBBT and Kevin Can Wait reruns.

THIS IS HALLOWEEN
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
kek I hope so, Bengal fan tears are the best, and I need the Bengals to be trailing for fantasy interests.
/friendlyrivalry/ jest fan here. Hope you guys get a real QB soon.
>could have drafted Landry

Bengals defense.

>not living in a dorm with free NFL network

>why would I pay for the network?
Oh

Still never gonna get it

Why has almost every prime time game been between shitters?

>Buuuurfict da leader

My ass he is, he's just the best player on D. Rey and Pac have been the leaders on this defense for a while now

>Dolphins wearing all orange against an orange team

????

These Bengal unis would be GOAT if they were allowed to have the white helmet too

>lippet starting

Future goat

why the fuck are the dolfags wearing orange instead of bungles

Because it's the best sports network and it's not muh pundit bullshit like Fox Sports or ESPN.
t. CBS shill

game-night meal?

>emotional leaders
>ruined their best shot at ever winning a ploff

Dear lord

Made it through another Tuesday and Wednesday. Time for football again. How do you make it through those 2 days of torture bros?

>183
Orange has been an ALT for them, but why the fuck they have an known orange team not be orange and the other team be orange is pants on head retarded

Official pizza of the NFL.

Da fuc

y wood u do that?

Sweet baby rays is pleb tier bbq

Fucking helmet rules. Can't they at least vinyl wrap them for color rush or throwback jersey games?

>giving dalton a primetime game
at least its against a shit team

this

>Watching UK Stream
>commercial breaks consist of highlights/analysis of previous games/plays

what the actual fuck we get fucking peyton on sunday morning shit every break

>sweet all white unis
>Fucking orange helmet

These Helmet rules are so lame.

tampa bay makes more sense to orange

>all those dolphin jerseys and empty seats

White tiger helmets with that uni would be really cool, why they hardly have any white stripes because of that helmet is dumb

I like the orange on the dolphins unis. Fresh af.

Fox, CBS, and NBC pay top dollar to get the best matchups.

>not eating extra toasty cheez-its

p ugly imo senpai

anyone have a vlc link?

What would they be judging?

College Football on Saturday so just Friday for me and I plan on filling that with a trip to the movies to watch the Marvelous Seven

How long until we get anti-Tannenbaum airplanes over the stadium? I would rather have Jeff Ireland back.

you'd better be about to spread mayo on the other slice

I actually quite like it.

Good to see all the highlights from the games I missed

>tfw there's nothing left in my fridge besides pickles and ketchup so I have to order out tonight
What should I get tonight?

I don't understand why they'd need a 2nd helmet to do a white design for for this game couldn't they have someone redo their normal decal to a white one one for this game and then switch back after?

bengals wearing all white? it's for color blind assholes but, yeah, seems ass backwards.

It had been their ALT and it is one of their colors.

They beat a good 04 pasts team with

>>aj touchy feeley
wearing them

>yfw that dolphin fan in the commercial crashes his boat with jose fernandez on it

who /bengals/ here bros?

Fried pickle sliders

I put $20 on Miami+8.

Bencunts get fucked.

Tannehill is so bad that they had to make these jerseys so he can see his receivers at night

nah, but i got a side of rice

Fuck I thought twitter was streaming this so I didn't prepare a stream. Anyone have one?

aye

is this a trash game or not

who der

is this the fabled Cincinnati chili??

Those feels though

HECK off bro

Had myself some spaghetti tonight lads

Big game from Stills tonight watch out

What is the helmet rule you guys keep mentioning?

me too m8

Is the TV picture stuttering really bad for anyone else?

oh god those dolphins color rush uniforms

>Jets fan here
>Hope you get a real QB soon
what did he mean by this.

Tannehill has been playing good enough and the Bengals D has been playing complacent enough to make this a decent game

Helmets can't match

AYY

cant change helments for the purpose of different colors for alternative unis. gotta keep one helmet all year

>millions are watching
>only on NFL network

kek

>getting hardcounted already

come the fuck on

Is that fog or fireworks

so it begins....

>first snap is encroachment

this game is gonna suck isn't it?

Thats a bright ass orange

Players MUST wear their own helmets all season long, and cannot change out for a different one for color rush or throwbacks. because they 'have done tests' its better for cuncouchsions to use helmets well broken in

so to do throwbacks it needs to be a vinyl wrap

Teams can't wear alternate helmets anymore

Who /redskins/ here?

home made pizza, i know it looks weird but it tastes good

What the fuck is wrong with the camera? Why does it look like an 80s soap opera?

That's just Ohio

what the fuck

This Orange is giving me eye cancer

Because it is.

Hang in there

These orange Dolphins jerseys are cancer. They look like construction workers wearing safety vests.

Cheers

Tannehill sucks and Jets-Dolphins has been a friendly rivalry for ages.

those cheese slices

either fog or light rain

yes

god bless

Why are the Bengals playing the Volunteers?

Teams are absolutely not allowed to wear helmets if they have an alternate uniform

Dolphins will probably get fined after the game

Holy fuck I'm not even kidding. That's the first time I've heard Suhs name this year. Fuck happened to that guy.

I don't watch the fins ever. Is Suh still a massive bust?

Christ they are the worst jerseys I have ever seen in sports

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Oh fuck those Bengals unis are gorgeous

didnt know they had a little ceasers in canada

Bengals 27-21
Cap it
Also
>delicious eats

No, he gets constant double teams like he's there to do. the Dline isnt picking up slack

so this is the vaunted dolphin defense we all heard about

List of friendly rivalries in the league?

Only one I know is Lions/Bills

Fins getting steamrolled tonight

Fuck sake

Hoping they sell them at the London game desu. I want a new jersey.

thirsty for 1 of these bad boys rn senpai

sausage bombs and sausage links wrapped in bacon.

These miami uniforms

nah, he comes into his own and stomps every so often

They have a very Nike Pro combat feel. But these fins jerseys are hotline garbage.

Anyone got a stream?

Why are the Bengals playing the Knicks?

It's more about branding the NFL doesn't care about concussions. But they do care if the Eagles are unrecognizable to casuals because they're in a obscure throwback.

>that dirty ass pan

>Dolphins have a twink playing middle linebacker for them

Kek

Why is Tampa Bay playing against the Bengals

I was just thinking that

>Bengals
>there are zebra stripes on the leg.

Fuck that.

how was that not intentional grounding

Grounding?

I hope I get dubs and your family gets murdered, that shit is disgusting

hence the whole 'proved worn helmets help' comment

This, anyone got a stream?

Fuck all you haters. Unis look sick you're just bad its not another typical boring look.

FINS UP

Bengals really need to update their unis and drop that fucking number shadow, but yeah I got that same feel

>mfw I hear Dalton's cadence

Anyone else feeling this?

out of the pocket

Gio was right there

>stealing the colors of another florida team
what did the dolphins mean by this?

Who baseball on the radio football on the telly? Best time of year desu

Dolphins jerseys are really bad desu
Who else /homemadedonuts/ here

Can someone link a stream pls. My usual one isn't up for some reason.

HAHA TIME FOR DOLPHINS 3 & OUT

>scrum
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

What will make this game interesting?

phew no td

It's on twitter

here we go boys landry is gonna explode tonight.

Is anyone even watching?

stream?

how did this team of home depot workers stop the Bengals

out of the pocket. It was ineligible reciever though

Where the fuck is the game playing? I turn on NFL Network and it's some shit about the 80's

not this week

Millions are watching m8

*only on NFL network

Nats played at 1:00 so I listened at work

you think landry tops odell on the daily?

Is that all for you, you fat fuck?

Wut? Gio was literally right next to where the ball hit lol.

There's no NCAA thread up, I just wanted to say I have a ton of money on Houston -27.

Please send some meme magic my way.

looks like you shit on them pham

His knee will explode

he's far less of a crybaby doesn't chimp out

Gotcha thanks. At a bar so didn't bother to look

cmon man leave him alone

Alcohol

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>leaders

More like head chimps that start the chimpouts

I ate the bones!

That's alot of points for you.

Didn't they lose to them last year?

We have the same here.In a time we even had draws and other kinds of analysis, now we get highlights and bests-of (top 3 INTs, top 5 runs, Jarvis can catch anything, etc ...)

Are you in Cincinnati? The game is probably blacked out since there is no one at the stadium.

Bengals are da bomb

honestly he could if tannehill could release the ball faster and worked on his deep throwing skills
stop hating

WHO /POKEMON GO/ HERE?

Man Landry always looks good

not tonight so if anyone got streams let me know

I got u senpai.

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oh baby

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW
BENGALS """""""""DEFENSE""""""""""

FUCKING LEL

Lol

>BENGALS SECONDARY

MY SIDES

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I heard the ref say ineligible receiver.

WUT

DRAGON
DRAGON
DRAGON
DRAGON

BUNGULS BTFO

TANNEDRAGON

TOUCHDOWN APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

BREDDY GUD, TANNESMELL

TANNEGOAT

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Goddamn, Cincy made that easy for them.

Lmao

HOLY SHIT WE IN THIS BITCH LETS GO DOLPHINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh shit

>mfw that TD pass

Jesus Cin, are you even fucking trying?

DRRAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOONNN!!

Well, they're certainly bombing

TOUCHDOWN CREAMSICLES

What the fuck was that

HOLY SHIT STAYING UP MIGHT BE WORTH IT

Of course not. They were for my friends who came over. You wouldnt know what thats like.

Yeah the chocolate icing/ganache
came out real dark

Spoooooky

>Dolphins throwing a fucking dragon

The fuck, world might end tonight brehs my dolphins did something.

game is over

shameful from cincinatti, 5 man rush gets no penetration and then you blow that deep coverage

Thank you based kenny

MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS

>primetime bungles

touchdown for the commie

Well I hit my first little bet for food money this week at least.
>Houston TD first score of game.
I win $23.20. Yes.

>I also put $100 on dolphins+7 early this week. Lesgo.

Marvin Lewis is kill

>last minute switch from bengals on eliminator

O I am laffin

>X Yards touchdown to Stills, who once again knelt during the national anthem tonight

Fuck off Jim Nantz

SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THE CAROLINA PANTHERS IS IF THIS WAS THEM PLAYING RIGHT NOW THEY WOULD HAVE RAN THE BALL, RAN IT AGAIN AND GOT THIRD DOWN. THEN TRY AND PASS AND BE NO GOOD. THEY RUN TOO MUCH.

cincinatti can't play in prime time

INCOMING 1-3 BUNGLES

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seriously why is our secondary so bad this year

is Tannehill elite?

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Pfffft hahahaha

>these dolphins uniforms

>Cincinatti playing good period.
lel

>nelson

>picked the Bengals in survivor
Well looks like I'm out.

>our

If you have to ask you can't afford him

>these bengals uniforms

They're fucking cool leave them alone

fuck off they're cute

Still don't know why he was let go

good one user

Lost DBs coach and Reggie Nelson?

That dolphins uniform is the shit man. I really like it.

I expect another one of these tonight

>anyone
>looking good in all orange
Pick one boi.

Go fuck yourself they're amazing.

Why do the Bengals have zebra stripes on their legs?

I like how both teams are wearing such completely different shades of orange

Clemson gonna BTFO of Cincy

I like the Dolphins because I always root for the FL team but I also like the Bengals. Wearing a Bengals jersey now, but rooting for the Dolphins anyway.

They're good, eat shit

how many more weeks until "kneeling niggers" is an official segment of the broadcast sponsored by geico

>Hills arm limp af

Rip

Alonso is a wizard

Tigers, Bengals, duh

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1st week of the Playoffs

who scored the td?

seriously ? go eat shit they are the best uniforms right now

>Hill ded
well, that's about it.

rip in peace hill's arm

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to go faster.

i left for one minute to get my beer. did hill break his arm?

kek

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WTF? ARE YOU BLIND?

hehehe

These uniforms are awful as fuck tho.

It's.... it's....beautiful...

To be fair, I expected the Bengals Color Rusb White Tiger away uniforms to be waaaaaay better

Why did I start Hill this week. Ugh. Bengals always let you down in prime time.

how do I shitpost

wtf is with these uniforms

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ohio combines for a total of 1 win

florida combines for a total of 2 wins

california combines for a total of 6 wins

new york combines for a total of 4 wins

texas combines for a total of 4 wins

Let's just fucking settle it

strawpoll.me/11330930

Amazing what pocket protection can get you

do it for Harambe!

Mum mum sha by

Hurrrrr i bet you smell bad. gtfo with your shitty opinions

That dolphins Jersey would be sweet with white pants.

FUCK YOU BITCH

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?

He got smushed by a 300 pound DE, he lucky he's not dead

Shut up Hillary

Fuck off Killary

If burfict did that he would've been flagged for 15

Are you 12? You seem 12.

>66 yard punt

wew lad

>mfw not shit color is orange

>Counting Dak+Zeke out.
Literally retarded.

does anyone have a (stream)?

I like Miami's uniforms, they match the image and feeling American tv series have given me of Miami

Mike Pence a cute

did someone say.....12??

apkfifa.com/nflstream/dolphins-vs-bengals-live-stream.html

nfl.com

>divegrass commercial
>player scores a goal
I thought these games were supposed to be realistic.

>Bengals playing in white at home
>All those empty seats
>lelphins jerseys everywhere
>Losing 7-3

lel what the fuck is this game

Darr is a goat punter

>fifa 17 advert on american tv

shit what is happening

>b-but tanne can't deep ball

fucking mike wallace tarnished his arm rep

Why are the Bengals playing the Tennessee Volunteers?

Go away Adelaide

>having faith in a game manager and Trent Richardson 2.0

>not just throwing to landry every play

Stop making Don cry with your mean 'ol ads.

Pence is comfy as fuck. He's a good pick.

thanks mang

Tracy Wolfson

US Stream:

watchnfl.live/streams/player1/stream1.php

DRAGON

>it's finally football time
>migraine

halp

Wait they're playing in cincy?! I thought they were in Miami because of all the cheering for that TD

holy shit aj green is so good

WHAT THE FUCK HE COULD HAVE JUST RUN

BOOOM BABY

More like Tracy Cougerson

>4th round rookie starter that makes astronomical improvements every game.
>Soon to be the greatest RB of the next 7 years if he keeps improving.

Screencap this. Not even a cowshit fan.

Who here is lowkey /Shadilay

headbutt a wall

Isn't it funny how the charlotte chimp outs magically stopped and went away as soon as the debate aired?

how did the CB not touch this ball ?!

This isn't soccer

AJ GOAT

WHO DEY CUNTS

The user below me once saw Trump's penis and rooted for the Cowboys

>lelphins

>LITERALLY not doing white tiger helmets if you have to play in white at home

Greene is OP pls nerf

aj still soft as fuck

lol manlet cornerbacks

when will they learn?

faggot

try thinking about the other "football"

But that gives you a migraine too doesn't it?

andy dalton is a literal aj green babby

KEEP IT COMING.

>signal lost due to thunder
fuck i thought the monsoon was over

>inb4 muh concussions

But yeah agreed

based milan

who /COLOR RUSH/ here?

>In the red zone
>Hill still out

srsly

did that cheerleader have fangs?

>Fifa 17 commercial
>half the commercial is player walking giving gay looks to other players

Bretty realistic

>that missed tackle

WHAT THE FUCK LELPHINS`

>That horrid fucking block

it seems like they could have used white decals to cover up the orange

>

jesus christ how do you fuck that perfect tackle up

>Lelphins tackling

Green is a bad motherfucker

>miami
>tacklin

aj blowin up

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The biggest whiff ever lmao

Nice tackle.

JESUS CHRIST THAT FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL TACKLE..... fucking bench that faggot

>Color Rush
>one team is always in white
?

Based

secondary sucks so much this year

>You

Anyone catch this pregnant lady drinking?

So many years of players coming through our system not being able to tackle

>tackle is so bad it looks like he's trying to miss

>lelphins

Hello

he touched him so it wasnt a whiff

why is lippett playing cornerback now?

She just looks fat not pregnant

>doubting the Bengals

Miami Sperm Whales when?

>white color master race
white is all the colors combined

Send him to Seahawks youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=t1etzT-Cgho

>our system

Kinda turns me on

These Bengals unis would be fucking God Tier if they had black and white striped helmets for a snow leopard theme.

She's just fat.

fuckin hell Lippett

That's your average south Florida beer gut

When did you stop being a Miami Dolphins fan?

For me it was when they tanked for Luck and didn't succeed.

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Can I get a (you) so I know I'm still here

Just put some fucking white stickers over the Orange, don't even need to change helmeets

>snow leopard theme
>You in charge of biology

JUST

>lelphins

Youre no longer pregnant after youve had the kid

she's not preggers, she's just american

Snow leopards have spots though. Could have easily gone with white tiger.

HELP... This guy I met on Grindr is coming over for sex. I told him I have had multiple partners and an 8 inch dick. Truth is, I am a virgin with a 4 inch dick. Any quick tips to get through this?

Green and LaFell are both gonna have 100+ yards and a TD each

>touchblock
>refs in charge of speaking

Guys, cupcakes are ready.

What is this shit with these nigs not knowing when to return the kick and when to take the touchback.see it every week in college and pro

Sure Floridabro.

Can you send some sunshine up north? I'm dying here.

don't open the door when he comes?

>Bengals
>Snow leopard

Are you retarded?

Suck my dick senpai

@71566156 (You)

People were complaining that watching two teams in full uniforms of one color looked dumb. like full green jets vs full red bills looked really stupid last year.

FUCKING KEK

Use a strap-on. Even better, pretend to actually be a girl.

Sup bro

AJ green is really fucking good

>that fucking samba music that was in Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
I still don't know what it's called

>@
What

pls landry die on the field

Hi nigger

These Miami uniforms really make me want a Fanta.

>Mum why are Billy Bob's eyes 4 feet apart?

It's da chemtrails in the water

Tell him your parents are home

lmao

He's memeing

based show

JJ Watt being there confirmed for him faking his injury to get on IR, be a Fatass and eat cupcakes and Pizza

is @ instead of replying the worst new meme?

>This new practice of verbose explanation of calls over the PA every time

AY HOLD UP

>checkdown on a free play

Matched with an Eagles fan on tinder. What should I say to get in her pants?

Never seen this meme

The Dolphins should be Cred Forums's team

Sunshines all around just gotta feel it brother

why is tanneshit so shit?

>Tannelel

why didnt burfict spear that guy on the ground after the play?

Stop being a degenrate faggot and accept jesus.

Also tell him the same thing

That play was embarrassing.

>taneshit

don't @me either

>Burfict already starting to taunt the other players

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST PLAY BALL WE NEED YOU

Send her this

Lemme see your bald Eagle

Say your name is Wentz, Carson Wentz

Glass her

BRO BRO SHES NOT WORTH IT BRO

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If his foot touches the line but goes back, is it a safety? Does it cross the plane?

Dolphins color rush? More like orange crush

@71566214
@71566241

kys

Anybody get the feeling that John gruden really really really doesn't like Sean McDonough?

Talk to her about Brian Westbrook

ez

Tell her youd love to cum all over her face, but you already Wentz in your pants.

>implying fish-like mammals play football

[spoiler]playoffs baby[/spoiler]

Their brains are smaller

guaranteed pussy

If the ball crosses the plain then comes back it'd a touchdown

You're a fag

I'd rather that than all white unis with (usually) helmets that dont match

stop it Barbados

stop it right now

Mnf is boring af

what a beauty

Hey guys I just wanna say that this is my first full football season on Cred Forums and I love watching games with you.

You make me comfy and I laugh at your memes. Thank you

>it'd a touchdown

Itd be a safety if anything

Aruba why so mean

>offense only good for one drive per game

what the fuck

You have some special Campbell Chunky soup

What I meant fuck

OGRE GET YE GONE

>he hasn't been watching football since the mid 90's
step it up senpai. better be here for superbowl 60

Free money.

a few more if they're behind by over 30

Women only like attention, not football

How shit does tanehill have to play for the Dolphins to cut him next year?

I like this one

welcome bro. hope you stick around

he would have to kill somebody drunk driving, and even then it's iffy

Would these teams be any different if you flip flopped qbs?

no

Who could understand that negro babble

in my experience (not much) every girl who "likes football" just likes it because their husband does or they used to watch with their dads or something. They don't usually fully comprehend the rules or get excited about it.

>shotgun with 4 whites

What did Jim Nantz mean by this?

negros

My gf has been obsessed with David Icke and the Saturn lizard people so much that she didn't get me anything for my birthday.

I do get to watch the game with you bros so it's not a total loss of a b-day. And Granny sent me 20 bucks.

Burfict would be an all-pro if he played in the NFL from 2004-1012, knowledge of head trauma has changed the game so much

>spend 30 seconda talking to you left oline
>run up the left

Why am i not surprised

4 wides

WIDES
as in wideouts

you fucking idiot DEAF moron

>3Rd and long
>Hmmmm... let's go draw play up the middle
>Punt

Why do coaches do this shit

It's Golem not ogre

my gf begged me to watch games this season. and all she did was play on her tablet and looked up nfl rules. needless to say after 2 weeks i kicked her out and she's asleep. gotta go it alone

>in my experience (not much) every girl who "likes football" just likes it because their husband does or they used to watch with their dads or something
>they used to watch with their dads or something
>with their dads
>dads

Football chicks with Daddy issues? Sounds like a winner

>5'6

>leaf in charge of humor

muh field position

why is there something eerie about Canadian commercials?

>running on 3rd and 7 when the rusher with the most yard on your team is your qb

only the dolphins

the fuck kind of play calling is that on 3rd and 6? run it up the middle????

Now what?

Can an Ameribro send me over a pack of those Bengals budweisers?

What did u send to your granny for her bd?

are those her nipples

GIVE HER THE DRAGON

>she hasn't jumped on the wentz wagon

WOOOOOOOOOW

IT TOOK 3 OF YOU TO TACKLE ME?

WOW

no its a dirty lens

>green pretending he hurt for sympathy points

kys

>Dang Ol 18 is a corn fed boy you gotta get in his headlights

There you go.

Refball

>IBEW sponsoring this game

lel what the fuk

with a face like that I'd say you see if she floats then burn her

pm me your info

>My gf has been obsessed with David Icke and the Saturn lizard people so much that she didn't get me anything for my birthday.
I had to Google that guy, holy shit what a wacko.

How long have you been dating? I would be a little freaked out if my girlfriend totally spaced on my bday.

why do women become cheerleaders? its one step from being a stripper, and pays less

Youll get super excited when i drop my pants

wet lens

reply "I'd suck wentz off 2bh"

kek

Aj shook

GREEN WAS ASSAULTED

>she's laggin'

Keep the rhyme goin?

>subpar o-line

dot dot dot

why is hill such garbage at finding running lanes

i rest my case

CAN THE LELPHINS MISS MORE TACKLES PLS

This

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A digital photo frame with family photos from Sharper image

>she looked up rules
>interested in your hobby
And you kicked her out. Something smells fishy. Sounds more like she got bored of you being autistic and now spends Sundays blowing Tyrone amd jamal

dont tell me i dropped elii and picked up tannalel and got fucking memes

tannelel should be shredding this shit bengshit defense CMON

1. They don't have to touch guys if they don't want to
2. They r serious models, luzs
3. They can still work as a stripper 6 days/week

That's like 50 posts early Jamacia. Fuck off mon.

stop triggering ppl, this is a safe space. I am literally shaking right now

goat green

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so you want someone that acts like man

may i suggest.....a man?

Top kekelekhi kekahineyho

has a white player done this yet?

I hope I don't feel you, my leaf. I dropped Eli for Cousins

is a cheerleader an athlete ?