/bet/

too late :(

SYDNEY
Y
D
N
E
Y

>canada zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>Got on DnB a while back
Wew

DOWN INSANE

PLEASE SEND FUNDS

CANADA

>tfw had $300 multi with canada on it
>tried free money method of hedging
>city of me

Who are your go to twitter accounts for tips on
>NCAAF
>NFL
>MLB
>Hockey

Is it obvious I have no idea what I'm doing?

Down unreal sums on "e"sports.

>Falling for the eSports meme

xD

nothing wrong with esports mate you just gotta know whos throwing which match

heres looking at you, yanks

Wageslaving so SO bad.

Wageslaving so SO bad.

Shitposting so SO bad.

/bet/ literally my playground

AII me

>place night bet to chase losses
>wake up to see it lost in the 93th minute

lol, banned from the Discord. I guess people really fear me.

Go away.

PMSL stock markets crashing. i hoarded silver and UAC now.

also

>international week

Reminder that NOTHING happens in the discord. The only people you'll find on there are Juve, TT and that e-sports guy. Zero tips, zero information, zero banter. SO so dire

I know. I realised that last night. It's just a circlejerk for Euan, Juve and their bumbuddies. Pathetic tbqh.

Why would you complain about getting kicked then pmsl. No one likes you.

When did I complain? I was merely making the observation that my suspicions were right.

>fearing a right wing mentally ill man who pretends to be a jew

LOL

Well, you very clearly do; I come in peace, my child. Embrace me, for I have embraced to many of you.

...

I, for one, welcome Liebs with open arms

here, here

>tfw literally no value bets today

Thanks.

Very very strange post

reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/55215x/guide_how_i_turned_500_into_15000_without_risk/

tl;dr just arbed bonuses instead of being actually good at betting

GC Mascara U21
FH -0.25
@1.9

On Paradou U21 DNB large

I know lots of excellent people who really like golf so I briefly wondered if it was me that was wrong. Then realised that's never the case.

Decision time: Find some bets on this golf & at least tolerate it or just spend 72hrs slating it on here & hope to lose 100 bad followers?

Ask him what the bet is

V V worried you are not the UAC shrewdie you portray as everyone knows goffy and the rich boys all play a couple of rounds before work, before knocking off at 2pm for wine tasting.

He might be a mug but he's made 14.5k

Not liking this so far, need a hint of /bet/ magic pronto

Reminder to rid yourself of cognitive biases if you want to be a profitable gambler

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases

I've never read tips and barely ever done research in a long betting career, which may have contributed to my appalling record. But I'm feeling lucky this time lads.

v good post. Should be added to the OP desu

...

Sounds like your betting career is as impressive as your sex-having career

Occasionally profitable streaks broken up by long periods of misery and frustration. Sounds about right.

just got back from grinding nlhe live for 8 hrs, up a bit. hope you lads are doin alright

I can relate to this

I wish. It's the end of the month, might as well start posting all your UAC charts. Don't think anyone's fucked up as much as me.

can't win a bet, can't win a coinflip, can't win getting it in as a favorite

Down 5.4% this month

iktfb, i tell myself no variance = no fish nearly every session and ev > result

gotta keep faith in the math and computer analysis and distance yourself from the emotions of losses (and winnings). stay strong, brother

When 10 bets in a row, lose 12 straight... what gives

yep, all that counts is making the right, profitable decisions and yeah, the fact that i'm getting called by worse hands so often should actually make me happy. losing against them sucks, but at least i know there are still so many weaker players around.

>albirex niigata

model had them @1.54, so not worth a bet, but can see them come back from 1-0

Dnipro U19 HT
FIX

If you enjoy free money, bet Over 45 Stanford-Washington.

This line is ridiculously low. Washington alone, is averaging 46 points per game

How do you know?

Looks fishy
No market available so I'm on SW

>It's a Cybu pays for Rossy's dinner episode

When Dnipro SW losses then You can post RossyBoy.jpg

111111111

THE FIX IS IN

This is interesting

Not taking part on this particular ride though

PMSL
M
S
L

ROSSY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEEIT

2222222

Rossy FUMING

Im out of touch.

Who's this Ross and what happened?

>Posting tips after lunch

Zzzzzzzzzz

HK Pegasus SW @ 1.72

VALUE

Ayyyyyyyyyy

I'm on your side Pavel. Although I don't think it was a fix

>they're not trading the Ryder Cup

PMSL

@tripfag

kys

>They're not having sex tonight
PMSL

Enjoyable trade.

When I see the state of /bet/ today I regret creating it in the first place.

pmsl what a penny punting kid.

Get back to me when you get SCAMMED by Robyn and the girls and tell me how much can you then bet with.

Probably not even going out tonight.. ; ;

>They didn't go large on the FIX

>inb4 I was only joking lol nibs

It's pasta

I'm not dumb enough to not check my emails pal. Your """high iq""" is wasted on you.

>checking your emails every second of every day

I've never seen it and I am the chief thread architect across all Cred Forums

Push email pal. Muh high iq juve didn't put 365 on his safe list.

>muh (you)'s XD
so pathetic

So anyone else figure out the HUGE flaw on tipstertube that lets you see paid tips?
It was in the 'aspiring manager' thread.

Who is paying bird this season?

Yeah, if loads of people get "on" a tip that tip will appear in the main feed. Surprised it hasn't been fixed.

>Sunderland U23 was @5.5 and scored
Curses, proactive >>> reactive still holds true.

Not after reading this

why does everyone in Iceland have the same name

Im so confused. How do you get with someone in a club?

I have had gfs before and have had plenty of sex but never got with a girl in a club, it feels so awkward.

Hass PLEASE help.

So boys, what's the fix for tonight's action?

Will post a writeup tonight pal

Robyn and the girls laughing at me.

It just seemed so real since Hass is a humongous fag

What is?

Would explain the state of his tips

S H A K I N G

What?

Will you cite your lecturer in the bibliography?

What is Robyn and the girls?

Never seen so many dullards simultaneously posting

Does this actually work? I suppose the downside is you don't get notifications

If I see a good tip I will repost it if you guys want. I spend most my times refreshing /bet/ and tipstertube anyway lol

You just see the game that's being tipped, not the tip. There is way to get round the paywall but I'm not revealing it.

juve got humiliated on 365 live chat by Robyn. He assumes her and the other girls at 365 laughed at him.

But you see the odds too so therefore you can get on the tip.

Not gonna be easy.

OK, without checking, tell me what's the tip.

will the losing streak ever end?

unders

Whatever it is LAY it

>Lost half my roll today
>Put the remaining half on an acca adding up to @3
>Wake up UAC, or so I hope
Looking forward to tomorrow morning or dreading it.

Wrong.

I put $3 on a 14 games acca that would win me 70k. If that doesn't win I'm down to my last $200. Started with $100 and went up to $3400.

Skydiving very tempting desu

NEED b-b-b leaks like air

Screencaps pls

Tomorrow, J League
Kashiwa SW @2

V A L U E

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-37518165

>my conscience got the better of me

aww, I love paddypower now

absolute corneal moisture

throwback to this time last year

You are a very strange man. How many screenshots do you have saved?

>"We all make honest mistakes, the confusion is quite easy to make."
Definitely going to quote this to their livechat next time I lose a large there

wtb

0

Literally over 100 tinder matches over 2 weeks time, pmsl

Al Nasr +0.25

>Robyn could have been nice and got a v good Bet365 article printed and a promotion

Literally 3 maches in last 7 days and one of them had unmatch me after my hey opening.

STILL v v v v important

strawpoll.me/10169493

youtube.com/watch?v=n8m0bRFIBlI
youtube.com/watch?v=n8m0bRFIBlI
youtube.com/watch?v=n8m0bRFIBlI

Thread song

Literally couldn't get a match near me for like a week so i got tinder plus and switched location, and got swarmed with matches. Switched back to my location, and still nothing.

>hey opening

Pmsl

You need a good opening line.

-You are a 9/10 and I am the 1 you need
-I thought I had seen you before and it took me ages to work out where from. Then I realised you are the girl of my dreams

etc

I'm a professional gambler who's willing to take a punt on you

I have FOUND juve.

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=840042

>Using my strawpoll from months ago
Flattered desu. Though I remember legitimate idiot/SP being the top choice

PMSL

>Desperately need a new 8" tablet for work.

>Buy the Tab S2 now or wait for the S3? Is there any official release date of the S3?

warosu.org/g/thread/55431296

>juve
>work

juve is not who he says he is tbqh.

Applauding

just get the iPad pro you absolute fruit

Strange post

Good post. Just got one for uni and it's perfect.

juve posted in this thread but it 404d. odd man.

obsessed

>3min in
>pen
ok (dac)

Why do so many /bet/ trips go to /r9k/ and /soc/? Could it be that we're all pretending to be normies when in reality we're the biggest autists on Cred Forums?

I go to Cred Forums mainly.

Yes we know. Stay there.

Shut it, you fascist.

1-0

Exactly

2-0

fuck off back there with euan then, so you can IDpol all day

Stop being so god damn angry; also, stop derailing the thread.

Cowboys are going to beat the 49ers this weekend lads

@71575689
just filter the flag dullards

wtb

SMED on Union 0.0 @1.85
They should pull it back, wonder strike at the end and that's all of Nurnberg, Union had some good chances and shouldn't be on losing side
H2H not supporting but form table tells everything

3-0

TEARS if you weren't on

Not me

Not me

Not me.

@71575867
You are a lying, dangerous child.

@71575900
The other day he told me that he occasionally steals money from his mum so he can place a bet.

This I can believe.

>dutch banter

stick to your pepes.

Congratulate me. I think I've finally broken even

Cannot WAIT for you to be DAC and have no money left.

>they're not topping up on GBP
kek

@71576307
Got more than enough Good Boy Points from your mum last night pal.

DAC

strawpoll.me/11334784
strawpoll.me/11334784
strawpoll.me/11334784

If you're not willing to take a bullet for Euan without hesitating, please leave this thread immediately.

I'd take that bullet and launch it into his skull

Literally no reason not to be out shagging tonight tbqh.

dont feel like it

got a sore willy anyway, back of it swollen up, would get looked at weirdly desu

LARGE on +0.25 PSV

>Toras decides to post when you take a nap

>napping at 6 pm
pmsl ok granddad

Get your money on VVV to win away at Achilles. It's a fix

when does the finnish season end btw

odd post this

Most leagues are...Finnished

laying this

on massive, literally no reason for a trip this successful to lie on the internet

a fix on the dutch second league?

im skpetical

@71576738
You deserve death for that "joke".
Not giving you a (You).

Taking everton SW

I put a whole two pounds on them myself.

I laughed tbf

You all got played by the trading master of the universe: Retards, King of Bet, Man of the year 2014, 2015 and probably 2016, Not a virgin.

PLEASE take me under your wing.

What am I looking at here.

@71576872
The value of your sex life, pal.

Anyone here use kodi or such for watching streams? What's the best addon for sports?

Please stop.

1111111111

You're still up $100 pmsl

Thanks for this mate.

Anything free is good. Txodds are having a free weekend.

Usually £250 a month which is probably out of budget for most but good to use for the weekend anyway!

>txodds.com/

VOUCHER CODE: OCT16TRADER

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex

.

who /going out alone/ here?

much better experience desu

Just got back from mcdonalds on my own lid

Need a LONG write-up on going out alone.

SHAKING over this bird tip

Can't stop laying Trump

Won't stop laying Trump

Completely lost the plot

Sat here at predrinks shaking. Can't stop refreshing the thread. Where the FUCK is Hass I need that write-up on pulling world birds ffs.

Can't wait for you to lose it all.

Deliveroo absolutely surreal

any talent at prinks la?

Such a gay name.

T H I S

THIS.

Mark Hughes @Hughes_Mark · 2m2 minutes ago

Harry Redknapp is filmed admitting he discovered his players bet on the result of one of their own matches, in contravention of FA rules

making the deposits tomorrow, knees trembling at the thought of gamling money again desu

LE BET ON EVERYTHING MAN

>Redknapp
Can't wait for Giggs and Moyes Telegraph story

>not having a greasy tenner on yourself to score a hatty

After I finish this bottle x

why else would players celebrate scoring?

SHAKIMG

>that shirt

>warm desperados

gonna vom

I see you hit up the Mr. Porter sale lid

What are your predictions for the upcoming Stanford v Washington game tonight? I'm thinking about betting large on Stanford.

Unders

Hass HURRY UP

>Hass is white
NEED original Hass BACK

how do I get a tip with the wrong final score reviewed on TT?

how to pull worldies in the club: @1.05
A L W A U S KEEP ONE BOOKIE FUNDED WITH 15% OF YOUR BANKROLL.
This is why I always keep just under 4K in my skybet account. The choice in bookie is important here too, no good showing her that you have five figure sums in fucking songbet. PICK a normie bookie that bird's will have seen ads for before made in Chelsea.
To be continued....

Expected genuine advice, feeling very let down pal.

...

This better win lid.

pls respond

>Retards
why havent you killed yourself yet

cybu here?

Need some to lend me £200. You will get £300 back by tomorrow evening

sent ;)

Hopefully someone is on this

30/09/2016

Just finished logging my spreadsheet. It is official, juveguy is NO LONGER DAC. I have just broken past even for the first time since the Juventus loss. Thank you everyone for riding with me on this magical journey.

>tfw you'll never ride Juveguy

PMSL, you'll blow it in a week, faggot.

How much did that loss set you back?

What did he mean by this?

Dedicated to:

- TorasAngel (So fit XD)
- Hordur
- T4tw
- Goodmantips
- TT
- Original reffocs
- Bird
- Spinner
- Mackers
- >KEKo
- Retards
- J West
- Derfell
- /bet/ anons
- Andy Robson

The donators:

- Big_Al and the IBT team (£115)
- Gullible TT fags (£25)
- Liebermann (£20)
- Hass (£15)
- Albania (~£10)
- Derfell (£5)
- TT (£5)
- Euan (£2.79)

And others out there. You know it.

Thank you, once again. Thank you and goodbye.

pmsl

nice legs!

>Euan (£2.79)

PMSL

Why are you so hairy what on earth

Are you called juveguy cause you bet on Juventus and they lost?

Please NEVER come back here.

Juve pls don't leave. I only come on /bet/ for you

P L S I WILL KILL MUSELF PLS JUVE DONT LEAVE

paki

Emailed this post to your daddy Keith Vaz.

absolutely MASSIVE on stanford +2.5 (vs washington) NCAAF

HASSAN IS DYING. KEITH VAZ HAS BUGGERED HIM.

WTF

>after many years of study it shows that all football is correctly priced
>placing your money on faith in someone elses hands

Made more money off RNG games than Sports

:')

I'm dead pnsl

>PAY 50 GOOD BOY POINTS TO GET LIMITED

CAW-CAW CAW-CAW

Where'd you go out usually? Sick of going to Camden every week

Clapham Common

missing juve

Good post

Clapham Coma

just matched a genuine 8.5/10 can't stop shaking wow

You'll be in a coma soon pal.

I'm official tinder JUDGE. Post pics.

...

Report it as other

dece

start with a dick pic as opener

tut

Wtf are these party hats

So my buddy is looking to throw a little spare cash at betting to make games more interesting. I made a terrible mistake and used topbet but am still working with my initial $50. What site should I recommend to my fellow amerifat?

Have sex

With him? It is a 5 hour drive and I work in 11

Sirens going off in my head. Danger.

5 dimes, bovada/bodog.

NEED a Discord invite

do britfags have something like this in UK? I want to play if you do

¿qué?

if you fools have this kind of lottery

...

No, we do not, friend.

If my roll is £400 how big should the stake size be?

2-5%

So highest stake should be $20

400, every bet is a worldie

...

...

...

...

Same gk

the classic

Want to hear Euan get triggered desu

Wasnt even on this pmsl

Nothing wrong with this decision, they passed it to the keeper, keeper picked it up

In the club toilet and this bird wants to come to the flat but I don't want sex. What to do

PLEASE send her to me

HAve sex

Night xx

COME
ON

THANK YOU BASED WASHINGTON

>hiding the stake

Penny punting slug detected

you're mom didnt seem to mind my penny punting "slug"

>British
>mom

>mom
Get off the proxy Yankee

:^)

Say, "I hope you like anal."

I hope you guys didn't take Stanford.

Cause I definitely did.

Wtb?

VERY disappointed

so many games today.

naisten liga, ykkonen slags, kolmonen, kakkonen

And Toras will tip them all when I'm asleep, seething already

Brush your teeth. Put the kettle on. Have a full brekkie. Take a walk. Go to Sainsbury. Buy some Danish rolls. Open the laptop. Do research. and MAKE YOUR OWN BETS

Wtfb c'mon?

Morning lads.

OFFICIAL /bet/ weekend acca

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

...

Who /hungover/ here?

Liebs?

Indeed. They kicked me from the Discord. Don't ask me why.

>tfw Liebs bets against your home team
>tfw he's probably right

-Gaelic sports-
Dublin v Mayo
Highest scoring half - 2nd @1.8

Lock of the day. Have some irish boys at the hostel giving me info. Worth at least a medium.

Also, anyone know where I can watch the liverpool game in melbourne?

Thats noice

Crown

The Reddit one?

Yeah.

Why would I?

Will you be there mate?

Liverpool unbeaten in 6 games, due a fuck up

Swansea 1-0 @ 21.00

pmsl, fug. what for?

>mfw i got warned for mentioning trump and calling someone a cuck

So has Juvey left?

/bet/...we've built something nice lads.

n
e
w

Listening to British soccer radio at 7am might be the comfiest thing in the world

He claims he broke even and has stopped gambling. He's gone from the Discord chat.

He's still making posts on TT, can't get enough.

How much was he down?

Nothing really. I just introduced myself and shared a few screenshots of a few months back.

5 live?
The reddit one is owned by reddit.... there's a separate discord for /bet/

pmsl.

around £800, likely more. not convinced he suddenly broke even within the last week.

REALLY need to know why Euan stopped tipping.

Merseyside Sport

Only station I could find with Liverpool vs Swansea

Very enjoyable desu

5 live is so much more comfy lad. Not sure if you can get it in those parts of the world though.

Watch as the Toras tip will come through once I leave my computer for a few minutes now.

pmsl it's the first tip I've been on. no surprise that they aren't scoring

I'll take a look. Thanks.

Toras confirmed hack.

>Clear cache
>Can no longer get in discord

just fuck my shit up senpaitachi

same. Forgot to make an account on there

FUCK YOU LIVERPOOL

SO SHREWD

we still on the same thread? /bet/ slow as fug

another day another dollar. hope the german pokerbro got some pots today

DOWN INSANE.

yesterday my brother in laws served lunch and drinks to Eddie Howe (Bournemouth manager) and another guy he didn't recognize but was told he was the chairman of the English FA, Greg Clarke. They didn't book the table under either of their names and Eddie, who is normally really good with autographs and pics wouldn't give me brother in law a selfie (and he's a massive Bournemouth fan). Eddie definitely in running for next England manager? Just snapped up some 50/1 and 44/1 on Betfair. Can't find him higher than 18/1 elsewhere

Greg clarke doesnt work for the FA anymore, fuck off you nonce

>They didn't book the table under either of their names

PMSL

Sounds interesting. Post pics of your sister

Toras such a fraud

>he didn't check betfairs rules

pmsl

>PK37 looking dire
>Liverpool already down
NEED /bet/ magic pronto

...

what does rball mean

refball. SO prevalent.

...

>Ipswich losing

jej

looks like the football pools coupon

what league is the latest tip?

someone gimme discord please

Swansea 2-0 is moments away

Guarantee I'm down more

Any chance for a cheeky invite?

You can fuck right off.

discord.gg/wKRnZ

Here lad

Fucking the only tip I decide to follow loses then he tips some match that isnt even inplay pretending he's making people their moneyback. hate HATE these frauds

Thanks.

>tfw the first half in the Regionalliga games looks like I'm going to be up SPASTIC
>somehow my picks will still lose

Are you in yet?

Yes.

Swansea still >evens

FUCK OFF TORAS

/bet/ simply not the same anymore

The leaders only post at night, while they day harbours every penny punting slug imaginable

Have sex pls

Free tip for you lads.

Fognini to beat Troicki is top value @2.2

Fuck Liverpool.
Fuck Fulham.

How about you tip something by that is within the next 24hrs you wet lettuce

The only good ones are Millman @1.53, Vinci @1.4 and maybe Rublev @1.66

How about you accept the spoonfeeding and fuck off?

discord inv please

Mad af.

Just went to suck some guys dick for money. Up sums. Literally free money

Isn't Rublev that malnourished Russian? How is he a favourite?

Chelsea gonna get mauled by the tigers

Reminder that Hass got fucked by a man last night. Face says it all.

Is moneytrains still a meme and do people still get upset about em?

Call me gay but I wouldn't touch either of them

Gotta agree. The left one looks like a teddy bear and the face + hairstyle of the blonde is putrid.

Cannot see Gombos beating him, he hasn't been in any finals of a tourney since last year and I can't see Rublev choking in a semi, but I'd still stay away from it, just a meme tip.

nah theyre not nice, youd be right not to.

>no hernandez
>no huddz

worried

are swansea ded?

in case people missed this. If this doesn't win ill pay you guys 5 euro each. It's that certain

can i just have the 5 up front?

Rutgers will beat ohio state today and I am going to be a millionaire

Sure, all up front payments will be done in person, cash in hand, at flinders street station, melbourne within the next three hours. Other enquiries will be made through PayPal, should need be

how melbourne so far lad

Seen any Abos yet?

Well, it's fucking big. I've also, for some reason, taken a liking to Goon, which is good for my economy. (Theres a sale on Goon in liquorland right now, 15litres for 33 bucks). Even better though is the large population of Asian girls, which is literal eye - candy for me tram system is like the one we have at home in Gothenburg, but larger, so nothing new there. 7/10 will stay until maybe december

Don't know really. I THINK there's one that usually sleeps on the street like one block away from my location, but other than that, no :/

Garching, holy shit

Has there ever been a fight meet up between two /bet/ posters? I'd like to volunteer, who's joining me? I promise to go easy on you

I'd gladly fight Euan.

Obsessed.

>picking on the vulnerable

Nigeria u17 Women vs Brazil u17 Women - Over 2.5 - Medium.

Been watching the game and so unsure how it isn't 2-1 already. The Brazilians are great on the counter and the Nigerians are strong in the air on corners.

Liebs such a character tbqh

sounds good. visit tasmania if you get the chance. truly beautiful.

also go to wilson's prom, warnambull/great ocean road if you get the chance

>Not taking the good odds now before me and Craigo smash it in

Have some lettuce you absolute SLUG

gobbling it ALL up

how did you do it

muhmodel?

I'm not muhmodel on TT if that's what you're asking.

how do you bet/research

These bets are entirely based on the model. As long as I'm still monitoring how well it performs on it's own I don't bring in own judgment.

Whats the gist of it? how does it find the expected result of a match?

can you eventually make a guide on how to make a model? might take classes on stats.

>portugese

what? shouldnt you be checking if your bed is spider free or something

>dab

NEED Defoe Hazard and Payet goals

NEED Defoe and Hazard goals

Is Dortmund to beat Leverkusen at 2.10 a trap?

There is no such thing as a bookie "trap" and anyone who thinks there is should be considered clueless.

'Trap' wasnt meant figuratively you autist.

*was

>discord.gg/wKRnZ
Invite not working. Anyone got a new one?

Need a Brentford goal like i need a jucci thicc asian waifu x

Feels bad, man

discord.gg/4Tjb2

Very weird chat. Please send me a link to the real one

The point is that it is correctly priced so no it is not a trap, no it is not value andd no you should not bet on it. The fact that I had to say all that proves once again that you are clueless.

What? That's the real one you nonce. Ask Liebermann

Yes

>got paid yesterday
>bet all month's salary on women tennis

can i get an invite please? bigwilly#9608

That's not big willy.....

So Rugby League was moved to a summer sport to avoid taking on football, then they play the £1m game at 3pm Sat in football season? Smart.

it is but i cleared cache and never registered the nick.

Have sex.

Just got limited on my first 365 with £500 still to turnover. Any idea what to do?

see

How much did you get up to? Ask a friend to make one.

£200 to £800. I can only withdraw like 600 quid tho

Did you use bonusesat any point, and were the conditions met if so?

Yeah and no, they're not met. But it's basically impossible to rollover the rest now I'm capped at like a fiver per bet.

So that's why then. Unless you do a big acca which wins, you're out of luck.

You wont be limited on mainstream games

Very put off. Stay AWAY from Bird lids.

Kek. I do. Toras too.

How did you get limited then?

I'm not that guy lid.

Yeah I'll try and lay it off then on an exchange. Guess my 365's useless now, pretty new to betting so I didn't expect to be chinned this early. Not sure whether I'm willing to commit fraud towards Her Majesty's government, any other bookies on par with 365's market coverage?

Did you only get on one bird tip? Or do you follow a lot of tipsters like Kurt and Mackers etc?

No

That was my first Bird tip. I've been following Toras pretty intently with no issues.

Don't follow any non-TT'ers

Fucking Dortmund.
CANNOT win a bet.

Thank you.

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Dortmund PLEASE score.

Cannot spake.

Need >Ameribets to redpill me on MSG. Is it actually bad for you?!

No

ok you lost me £10

>University of Strathclyde

Not sure I can trust this opinion tbqh

Pmsl

Need write-ups on;

- Going out alone
- Pulling in a club

>Is Dortmund to beat Leverkusen at 2.10 a trap?

nice hit desu

Working on this.

>buy ghb
>go to club
>sit at bar
>mix ghb in girls drink
>take girl home

Roda SW is your Dutch tip of the evening

Putting my faith in you, Dutchman.

Pulling in a club is easy. Most slags go there with the intention of going home with a fella at the end of the night. Now your job is to make sure that fella is you.

If you are pussyfooting in a club, you will fail. Period. It is not a place for you introverts. Ideally you should be going with 3 or 4 male friends who have no fear of approaching women. Beta squads will not work. Try something else.

There are 3 ideal places in the club to find a girl you can interact with.

1. The bar. Instead of going up to the bar to do shots with lads, you should be asking slags about there weird and colourful drinks. A simple opener, what are you drinking? What's that? A lot of convo can develop from that simple opening. Ending in either you buying her a drink or sharing a drink with her.

2. Dance floor, it doesn't matter if you think you can't dance. No one can at a club desu. Just blend in with everyone else, at first dance with a few of your friends, do not however dance like Rick Astley. When you've spotted a slag whose got your ovaries throbbing, move closer and try to get eye contact. Do not break the eye contact when she looks. Don't approach from behind and if she does turn away from you don't pursue. She's not interested. After getting eye contact with a slag for a few seconds and she is in close proximity, move in closer and dance with her, she's obviously interested. Do not try to grind with her, she should be leading to that. No matter what you've seen in your grime videos you nonce.

Part 1 of a series.

>putting your penis inside slags
Enjoy your disease.

cringing

Have sex Hass

This is good so far except I disagree with;

>Most slags go there with the intention of going home with a fella at the end of the night.

This isnt true from my experience, maybe about 50% do this, but lots go just to have fun with their friends.

Also its hard to approach girls because theyre always in groups making it even harder, rare to see a girl just dancing on her own.

Spotted the virgin pmsl

I've had more hot sex than you've had hot dinners pmsl

Trying to get with slags in clubs is lower class as fuck.

Someone asks for a club write up. Why would I write about something else you utter dullard. Have fun paying for dates.

>Beta squads will not work.
Saw a group of 3 awkward nerds in the club last Friday. This one guy was wearing zip off pants, the other a patterned half zip pullover and dad jeans, all of them in tennis or trekking shoes. One of them was the "cool" guy in the squad and wore a light blue dress shirt two sizes too big for him stuffed in grey straight leg dress pants that were an inch too short. They all had some faggy cocktail in their hands with like 3 straws in there and a pineapple slice on the rim of the glass and they stood around behind the dj like pic related.

>Team Europe projected to overtake Team USA in the Ryder Cup
USA IS DIRE

where do you find girls then?

inb4 tinder

I need PSV goals like air

This exactly. Standing around hoping someone will come up to you is stupid. You have to be involved. V cringe when people just stare at girls.

>v-virgin
>you use p-prostitutes

pmsl

That's standard German dress and you know it.

Don't know, rarely see Germans when I go out, but they certainly were German, yah.

;_;

The entire Somali Embassy are FROWNING at this post.

>Most slags go there with the intention of going home with a fella at the end of the night.
[citation needed]

You're the exception to the rule, pmsl.

F

When will they score m8.

Demanding juve returns to the discord

Why? Just let the man live his life. Pretty sure he has more important things to do then converse with a lanky Scott.

My name isnt Scott

Which of your 5 different lives are you living pmsl

>Part 1 of a series.

please continue

>tfw Albania suspiciously returns

:^)

I hope v v soon or else I've got some explaining to do

down insane bye

Stick to the aftertiming pal.

Need some explanations or your legs get broken you nonce.

>You are now aware of the fact that Hass is still in slumped over in a stinking club toilet

Physically CANNOT stop farting.

Room beyond reeking.

My explanation is that I expected Roda to be less utter dogshit than they actually are

didn't ajax lost against them this season aswell?

Not good enough. Goons coming round yours.

So is toras done with tipping for this season or what?

NEED a Cadillac

>tfw protein farts like crazy
going out now. standing next to me is not gonna be a nice experience

Calling the lose every bet German.

/bet/ movie night

>date in one hour
>NEED to get a haircut

Either show up late or show up like a slob Pmsl

Do you guys just add "pmsl" after everything, even when it isn't relevant to the sentence, to be part of the '/bet/ gang'?

It's bet culture. Fuck off you idiot.

Show up late lad

Have sex.

Pretty much made this point before, if people were saying "lol!" instead of "pmsl" then they'd look like idiots even though they mean essentially the same thing.
"pmsl" is essentially a terrible meme that people use to look like lads and to act like they know what they're talking about or as if they've been here longer and thus to try and establish dominance. It boils down to trying to be an alpha male on an anonymous internet image board which of course is about as sad a thing as anybody can ever try to do.

So sad. Imagine thinking deeply about something like this.

see

>Imagine having intelligence
I can see how that might be tricky for you.

pmsl please have sex

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I really agree with your post.

If you think what you've just said is intelligent it really says a lot about you.

You were the one that implied it needed some degree of deep thought

>It boils down to trying to be an alpha male on an anonymous internet image board

How does using "pmsl" translate to trying to be alpha male?

You're projecting lots of insecurities there buddy.

>someone spent Saturday night analysing the use of the acronym "pmsl" on a rball addict support thread on a Bhutanese kite flying discussion forum
pmsl

@71601995

This.

>falling for the bait

Applauding the thread fisherman

p m s l

Can I receive some credit for kicking things off?

No. Get back to twitter Jason.

Okay ;_;

Just like all of you, pmsl is dumb as fuck. Do you all not realise that it should be pml? Newsflash, idiots, 'myself' is one world - not two. Only thick cunts like Mackers use the term incorrectly, because he is the mong of mongs.

!!71602428
Your nans a slag

cant fucking get hard in bed lids

feel sick, so embarrassing ffs

at least up mental today

Iberia 0.0 is the bet

i cant get hard from blowjobs, feels awkward

Pmsl, Andy such a lad. DYING for Goff to respond.

He did. Saying "yes, even Hitler"

Goff and Liebs would get on SO well

I've just introduced myself.

Cringe

Such a DANGEROUS character

So weird

she didnt succ me so I guess I can blame that

I doubt that I'd succeed in getting hard even if she did though

I ate her pussy like a god but couldnt do anything else

We might meet again but I'd probably go soft again since I still have anxieties

>tfw financially UAC but masculine ego is DAC

Rangers de Talca sw also possibly a small if rball supports, I'm a Chile B judge so trust me

you should eat her ass, that never fails to get me hard

Hmm, really makes you think.

71603489

>humour

Would love to test some greasy dutch chins

Discord WORLD desu

Mate, you couldn't knock yourself out.

All the notifications for shitposting gets a bit too much though

Some VERY dangerous characters here tonight, myself included.

Have you just joined? Not even a particularly good night.

DREAD to think how fat you are.

And obviously you retard, you'd never punch yourself with the intent to knock yourself out, your reflexes wouldn't allow it. So dull.

>he doesn't have the chat set to mute
pmsl, imagine having your phone going off every second and have to explain away your internet "friends".
Setting the notifications off and then browsing the chat is the way forward lid.

This desu. Don't really care about missing the tips since they're pretty shit.

Personally I just changed the notification settings so it only goes off for @s and any post in tips channel.

User? so I can @ you unnecessarily

New Ladbrokes advert so SO strange

t4tw

You obviously don't get it. It was a, proverbial, 'jab' at him 1) passing out at the slightest touch on his chin and 2) not having the strength in his punch to make that even happen.

G-d, jokes work better when you don't have to explain them.

71603965
No.

Should I make the new thread?

YOU OWE ME A FIVER YOU FUCKING CUNT.

FFS Never taking a tip from a South East Asian Hand Crafting Board again

Tonights entertainment

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so Libermann is the owner of that Alt Right twitter account? STRANGE individual

NEED a mainstream tipster with a 0% ROI so that I can roll over the bonus on my limited account.