/F1/ - Formula 1 General - Malaysia Practice Edition

UTC -3 MASTER RACE

I drank four liters of pepsi, that's a lot of sugar.

I had a Dairy Queen cookie dough blizzard tonight

reminder that Nico was 7 tenths faster than any other driver in Singapore qualifying

he has all the momentum in the title fight

Chances for rain?

Is there a chance the track could bend?

chances for bombing?

>Nico is on the lead if the championship
>let's talk to Lewis before we talk to Nico

BASED

a round of applause for Terry Grant everybody.

how is /f1/ celebrating plucky teen Max Verstappen's 19th birthday?

>Practice 3 is at like 1AM
>Qualy is at 4AM
>Race at 2AM
i hate Malaysia.

a chance

is going to be a Mercedes win, so you might as well skip it and sleep

chances for track invasions?

y-you too

Ferrari won this race last year, you goof

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>halo

Who else /cheekywatchingatwork/ here?

that was that and this is this

>reminder that Finland has the most /comfy/ race times
>(if you ignore the discomfort caused by losing, again)

f1calendar.com/#!/timezone/Europe-Helsinki

wide cars pls

if the track resurfacing threw out the teams' simulation data by so much, why didn't any teams just decide to use Sepang for a filming day?

yeah but which one.

it would give those teams an unfair advantage

i doubt the FIA would approve it for anyone but Merc (and they would only get approval because of Malaysian Petronas)

They can only use fake tyres for that iirc

whoever wins, we lose, but I say Nico

silver one

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

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FIRE IN 5

RENAULT
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KMAG BBQ

HE'S ON FIRE

>1 car already on fire
kek

KMAG ON FIYAH

look, it's cumming

>Performance Hybrid

I heard K Mag has been fired but Renault are being a touch too literal for my likes

Battery?

Did they get that battery from Samsung?

Ha ha ha

Renault Galaxy S7

Shouldn't this be a reason to red flag the race?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Samsung_Motors

>get away from it crofty!

can ted die

They can't stop the fire!

I imagine that Malaysia has to be the teams' least-favorite race of the year.

It's always hot. It's always humid. There is always the threat of storms, which can hamper their race simulations and make setting up the car difficult. The tyres don't work correctly.

And, they just reconfigured the track AND resurfaced it.

>Ted thinking he knows more about the Renault than the Renault mechanics

Jeez he's an arrogant fuck

Memes are real.

youtube.com/watch?v=CDSOIspSTP4

clearly these hybrid batteries are a safety hazard. bring the V8s back.

Didnt read the OP. Sorry for ruining your day Australia.

That absolute state of that cum guzzler.

I love the smell of F1 in the morning

>marshals waving yellow flags
>in the pitlane
>despite the session being red flagged

Is this finally the end of turbo v6 hybrid bullshit?

when will it explode?

I enjoy this

RIP halo

GG Renault saving F1

That car is gonna burn to the ground.

I wish the battery catches fire, it would be so hilarious.

>Europlebs missing this because it's too early in the morning

B T F O
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Dear Ted: Kill yourself.

if there was refueling then there would be safety equipment in the pit

>What are the men with extinguishers doing standing next to the car
The state of this commentary

WTF I hate Halo now

Is Ted a fire hazard because he's so fat?

Comfy 7pm session which never happens: red flag.

awww i think the fire is out.

that was fun.

Ted literally diagnosing what the problem is before the mechanics. Fuck I wish he would hang himself.

We need more fires and other such events in the pitlane, makes great viewing

Makes everything seem much more exiting when you remember any of these cars may spontaneously combust at any given moment

just imagine ted's reaction if it happened to #44 mercedes.

>Ted: "Must have been a fuel line fracturing"

And why would that spray fuel out the top of the car?

Protip: The fuel was coming from the tank vent.
>if you want to suck fuel out of the tank, you need to let air in, so you have the vent

Was maybe a check/oneway valve failure.

Tweet him Lad. He loves his twitter

Why is it that Enstone cars are always so prone to catching fire?

i agree,we need more fires, that was really entertaining.

It's the arrogant certainty that pisses me off so much.

Literally 5 minutes ago he declared it was the battery, and that the only solution was to let it burn to the ground.

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

And then he called the mechanics brave after chastising them the whole time live.

terrible sweeping

>forgetting the obvious

This
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw

Who else can literally taste the orange in the extinguisher dust from here?

good thing this didnt happen at China

Cant see right now, what the fuck happened???

Would halo have saved him??

m8, the Chinese would have that shit cleaned up in 3 passes or less

shit nevermind they actually have these pieces of shit too kek

asbestos for everybody in the pitlane.

anyone have the webm of heidfeld's fire at hungary 2011?

Renault kept pissing fuel out the top of the engine cover, and kept catching on fire for 5/10 minutes.
Happened as soon as it came out the garage.

Yeah, because that worked so well when they used it this year

Why didn't they grab the marshmallows? Missed opportunity to be quite honest family.

>Happened as soon as it came out the garage.

Oh my bad, it was when they were wheeling him back in fro the install lap.

>so much excitement I can't get my fact straight

>Enstone
>fire
its like a millenary tradition

youtube.com/watch?v=k_PbRWqAxzY

roasting them over petrol fire doesn't take so good

>they were wheeling him back in fro the install lap.

Which btw:
Probably means the fuel boiled, and vented out.

You want embers not flames for roasting marshmallows

Here is hoping Palmer's car also catches fire.

Hope it happens away from the pitlane so they can't pump the fuel out and just burns for hours.

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He's trying to pull a Neil crompton. Only problem is he isn't Neil crompton

>P1 1:02:18

FUCK THEM THEY LEFT THE CLOCK RUNNING

I wish he was, the memes would be insanely powerful
youtube.com/watch?v=Asm_9HeGjOE

they always do for free practice. clock only stops for quali.

>ted

Nah there is no way they don't check him too

But I hope it happens to that cunt

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>complains about mechanics not wearing full fire suits
>works an active pitlane in sandals.

Do you think he dresses like a Cambodian sex tourist on purpose?

i love his autism desu

>gravel

>Not lighting your marshmallows on fire and enjoying the blackened shell over a gooey inner core

Pussy

I don't roast my marshmallows I light the fuckers on fire

>Ros
>Ham +0.005

SURELY THERE MUST BE A TECHNICAL REASON?!

>Hamilel

What a lego

This desu. If you aren't biting through a charred shell to burn your mouth on the liquid inside what's the point?

>will renault be fair to kmag and burn palmer's car?

Palmer is getting more screen time in a practice session than in the whole season

OVERSTEER AND UNDERSTEER

Waiting for him to go up in flames

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Fucking Kravitz

>"We'll talk to them later, and find out what the issue was. How that fuel line came to be broken"

How the fuck do you know the fuel line was broken you arrogant fuck?

It was the sun.

Based flaming Renault giving the FIA excuse to get rid of the Halo

A fellow marshmallow patrician, how novel!

And while we're talking about this, if you want to really impress someone by taking it to the top level you put it in your mouth while it's still burning

Kinda like putting out a candle with your finger, do it quick and confidently and you don't feel a thing beyond a nice warming sensation and the awe'd look on your dates face

Pussy out, and your face gets covered with molten lava and shame

Let me tell ya, that move really separates the Greeks from the Romans

JUUUUUSTTTTTT WWWWWHHIIIINNNNNE

Don't breathe this!

youtu.be/duh114_Wc_c
This was his only wrong call desu

why is sky trying to make the ryder cup a thing? nobody gives a shit about golf murdoch you senile jew

>He doesn't care about golf
How uncouth of you

To be fair m8, if my name was "Fabian" I'd happily have people call me a different name.

Who else going to watch Bathurst videos for the rest of the week?

>ROS
>HAM +0.571

THERE MUST BE A TECHNICAL REASON FOR THIS!!!!

SABOTAGE

Bogans?

How did you find that pic of me?

>I only enjoy sophisticated motorsports for sophisticated gentlemen such as myself

is VB available in NZ?

Not hard to be sophisticated when the cutoff is drinking your alcohol from a glass, not a shoe

I'm happy for the new McLaren engine

Should put one in buttons too
Yes

GEOMETRY.

>Sky literally trying to find a technical reason for Lewlew being outpaced

Life imitating memes

RUTH

>There must be a technical reason!!!

vid.me/4EjO

OH MY GOD IT'S A MIRAGE

It's unbelievable. When Lewis beats Nico it's because Lewis is blessed, in reverse it's because of the car suspension or the sun.

40 minutes later "technical expert" Ted Kravtiz figures it out (after talking to someone else)

:^)

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Sky is the Hamilton and Button show, Rosberg plays the role of evil pantomime villain out to get the noble LewLew. The Ferrari and Redbull drivers are just there for comic relief.

Wasn't she with HAAS?

Does Curry Tits pay better than Gene or what?

>Canada never sharing his ace link

CHEATING WHORE I'LL KILL YOU

Yeah she disappeared for most of the season then was hired at Sauber of all places. Expert strategist needed for not coming last.

It's not ace mate. it's smoothstreams.tv

>wanting the poor girl to be involved with an ex-con

k thx

>I've seen that logo on some acestreams before tho

>Sauber can't afford to buy seats

Yeah they are probably restreamers trying to get banned.

she left Haas because she and a few others grew disillusioned with the management and felt the team environment wasn't very nice

got an invite?

I wouldn't want to be near Romain when he has one of his anger fits

No. You should have all signed up last month when there was a free for all sign-up only leading to ddos attacks.

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Top post, apparently.
reddit.com/r/Addons4Kodi/comments/4ehlgk/anyone_used_smooth_streams/

>it's not free btw

The last dodgy Russian streaming service I paid for stole my credit card details to buy godaddy domains when I canceled, so I'm hesitant to do business with criminals again
>need to sort out some bitcoins or something

>no other cars caught fire

I've used it for 5 years. They are NA based and take bitcoin.

Maybe in FP2

alonso really likes being 5th huh

Yeah, it should be safe with bitcoin.
It wasn't around several years ago when I had troubles with the Russians.

it's Friday pace m8, same as every Friday.

>Honda engines turned up to 11
>everyone else turned up to 3

but jensen is 10th

it's only alonso that does it, so he can be 5th at least some time. he'd just die otherwise

>Jock Clear is sick of Ferrari's shit and is going home

the cloud looks like a mohawk

Ferrari need razor scooters.

>It's a crofty asks a loaded question to bait Paul into criticizing a driver episode.

if Giovinazzi wins GP2, do you see him getting the Haas seat? He's a Ferrari Factory Driver after all & Haas needs to keep Ferrari happy

Makes a nice break from their usual strawman:
>@lewlewsdicktastesamazing44 on Twitter says that "Nico is shit and only wins when Lewis' car is sabotaged"

either that or Sauber

he doesn't have any sponsorship of his own which might be an issue but Sean Gelael is kind enough to fund his junior career in return for having the Jagonya Ayam livery

SURELY THERE MUST BE A TECHNICAL REASON

To be fair, the team really does seem to have some issues, and that car looks like an absolute undeveloped handful. I can't fault him for getting mad.

Why do all the comfy cars in the Codemasters games have to be shitboxes in real life?

Did you miss the last 5 mins where they explained why

>He could of gone faster but flat-spotted his tire.

>tfw you ruin a set of tyres on the first couple of laps

>if Giovinazzi wins GP2, do you see him getting the Haas seat?

The maymay potential
>Giovinazi

Called it :^)
>tfw technical expert

H A L O

>next practice starts at 1AM

Was just thinking this. He would've had to move upwards towards the fire to get out.

LaF Aperta launch video has a reflection of Schumi in the F2004

youtu.be/Wr4v1wFS_OY

That noise though!

So go suck at Smite for 2 hours

SEB
E
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the new gtc4 lusso t looks awesome.

>next practice starts at 3AM
>race starts at 4AM

i am unironically watching an old NASCAR race for the next two hours

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Yeah, I'm taking a nap also.

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what was bottas thinking by marrying this

seems like they waited a bit long to tell him to get out

well, two different tyres....

Which they both went out on. Lewis was just busy flat-spotting his S set.

>mfw people actually swallow SkyF1's excuses for Hamilton

>Image search
>"Typical Dutch women"

lel Max

is there something wrong with the stream or are they really talking about Singapore again between the FPs?

Just wait for 2017 "hamilton special" tyres that dont degrade as fast
he will back to his dive bombing late braking ways and wont be flat spotting constantly

TV guide said doing Singapore highlights or some shit when I looked at it before.

Why they would show an F1 Report about Singapore instead of the Malaysia preview only a retard would understand.

it's replays of singapore stuff

I was being sarcastic
They droned on about it for ages

Reminds me of 2013 when the Mercedes was hard on it's rear tyres.

Nico was gentle and drove around the problem, while Lewis was his typical retard "hurr hurr me drive car fast" and would have them fucked half way through a stint.

In response, Mercedes did a ton of development work to make the car look after it's rear tyres more.
Or in other words, make the car favor Lewis' driving style.

Then 2014 happened...

Don't apologise to me m8, apologise to Becks.

FP2 in 1 bong

H Y P E
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>Spain 2013

>Nico on pole
>Lewis second

>Nico manages his tyres and finishes 6th
>Lewis doesn't and gets lapped.

Bretty good race

Whud habben?

>Peraltada is too dangerous

bullshit. why?

No runoff due to a main road built since F1 last went there

>implying these problems can't be bribed away in Mexico

Revenue from extra seats >>> Cost of bribe and redesigning road

Plus they and Bernie wanted that podium stadium zone.

name one reason why Formula 1 is better than Formula E
>protip: you can't

youtube.com/watch?v=fDe1erG49fs

>one reason

Formula E doesn't have a delay on team radio, and keep accidentally broadcasting angry swearing on TV.

>Drive car fast tyres go to shit
>one driver just drives slow
>other driver drives fast
yea they didnt win in 2013 you know
so they fixed the car so it can be driven fast coz its a fucking race car and they're supposed to go fast
sounds like hamilton should be give props for developing the wcc and wdc cars for being a race car driver that drives fast and doesnt put up with babying shitty cars around a track like betaberg
didn't lewlew beat rosberg in 2013 anyway?

i said to name one reason F1 is better, not one reason why F1 is worse

>sounds like hamilton should be give props for developing the wcc and wdc cars

>le driver is responsible for car development meme

Oh my bad, I read it the other way around.
I subconsciously assumed no one was insane enough to claim FE was better than F1 in every way.

K-Mag is on fire, Ted Kravitz is terrified
K-Mag is on fire, Ted Kravitz is terrified
K-Mag is on fire, Ted Kravitz is terrified
na na na na na na na na na na na na na

speed motherfucker

>session starts 5 hours before I have to be at work

going to be a rough day..

>didn't lewlew beat rosberg in 2013 anyway?
yeah on points, 189 to 171.

Nico had one more win though, 2 to 1, and while Hamilton had one more podium than Nico, 5 to 4, at least one of those was direct team orders telling Nico not to overtake Lewis, and he had the pace to do it (it was at Malaysia, actually)

and huh, aside from 2015, Lewis never handily beat Nico. either Nico deserves more respect or Lewis is overrated as fuck

wasn't there also one race where brawn told lewis not to overtake nico but he did it anyway?

the British media push the narrative in F1. Any successful driver from Britain is going to be hailed as the greatest thing ever.

Lewis is maybe the 4th best driver on the grid currently (Alonso, Ricciardo, and yes, Vettel), but the british F1 media tells viewers and readers that he is #1

And we all watch it, because our country's coverage is worse or stuck behind a paywall

>44 aero sensors on the floor
johnny is such a hamiltard

>no Ant
>no WRC this weekend

Wonder if Di Resta is cheaper.

>M'layzher

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/556buy/how_come_crofty_hasnt_been_fired_for_being_awful/

thicc renault girl just there

>Croft makes his mistakes, but at least he knows the sport, is entertaining and talks with Brundle in a way homo sapiens do.

i couldn't even get past the first sentence in the first post

>autourdetrop 6 points an hour ago*
>12 day old account with half the posts complaining about Crofty.
>EDIT: sending PM's saying you diagnosed me with autism doesn't make you look any smarter

TOPBANTZ

kvyat wants to put his dick in that fan, you can just tell

lol, nice ""community"" you've got here.
You realise I don't care about your autistic upboats?
It's funny watching you autistic retards sperging out over someone not liking the commentary of a guy you personally don't even know. I have no doubt I could beat the living shit out of all you pencil necked virgins in real life.

>kvyat wants to put his dick in that fan, but Marko won't give him permission, you can just tell

FTFY

Crofty is fine as a PBP guy, but he really really really needs to cut out the jokes. They just aren't funny

In 2012 when he started doing television commentary, he was great, because he was calling it like his BBC 5 Live radio broadcast. When he began cracking jokes and trying to have a "style", he just became more and more insufferable.

Now, I just tune him out for the most part.

I still like Ted and Martin. Ant is really great. DiResta is knowledgeable but his inflection is boring to me.

Went and made a coffee - are we talking fan of the female kind? Or does Daniil want to commit suicide through Airy Kari?

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it was like a small handheld version of those airblower hand driers you get in public toilets

>Or does Daniil want to commit suicide through Airy Kari?

(You)

Thanks lads

>Mclaren fans

The powerful ones are pricey

Pleb tier:
amazon.com/Air-Amplifier-0-73-Inlet-6-1/dp/B0078RAT86/ref=sr_1_19?srs=10209642011&ie=UTF8&qid=1475215581&sr=8-19&keywords=amplifier

Top tier:
amazon.com/Air-Amplifier-Inlet-50-CFM/dp/B007PD244A/ref=sr_1_10?srs=10209642011&ie=UTF8&qid=1475215543&sr=8-10&keywords=amplifier

worst lap i've seen all year. fucks sake, palmer

To be fair, they don't televise many of his laps, so many of them have probably been much worse.

eating some minties lads

Practice is so goddamn comfy, I almost prefer it to the actual races. What with them being so boring and predictable, anyways.

Why do people live in disgusting hot climates like Malaysia?

Why wouldn't you just move?, or kill yourself?

>Says the Australian

>clean this shit up boys I'm outta here

Fucking kek

m8, I live in the mountains, it's not hot here at all.

Only 8c here today.

>Sepang has hosted almost as many races as Magny-cours
>More races than Brands Hatch, Adelaide, Estoril or Jacarepagua

Malaysia is now a classic

Estoril needs to come back 2bh

It's not too bad of a track desu

I like these off camber corners.

>Sky literally showing a replay of Hamilton crossing the line going faster than Nico because it was during the ad break

HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS?

You're off camber, cunt.

>Ted wants to tell a story about his daughter dropping her T's

>tfw been awake for 22hrs but F1 is on

>Ferrari 3.5 tenths faster than Mercedes
>except Ferrari on brand new softs and Merc on like 10 laps old HARD tires

JUST grande fuck it all up familia

Ever notice how much time Croft spends talking about himself instead of actually commenting on F1.

How conceited do you have to be to think you are personally more interesting than what the viewers have actually tuned in for.

the track temperature is melting the softs and mediums so all the tyres have the same pace

Sky doesn't get to pick the shots - the FOM feed is straight from FOM.

yea Rosberg just magically went half a second faster than Vettel

With a shit 3rd sector

wooooow

>Red Bull on new softs can't beat the Merc on old hards

He wants to be a celebrity.

SURELY THERE MUST BE A TECHNICAL REASON

Sky can put their own replays on top of the FOM feed.

Should I pray to the rain gods for this race weekend lads?

No Kimi!!

No it'll just mean red flags and SC starts.

Ocon > Wehrlein

When were u when Guti was actually a better driver than Grosjean??

Grosjean maximised the car in the first 2 races but now that the dusts have been settled, Gutierrez is seemingly almost always better than "highly rated future Ferrari driver" R8main in both quali and races

Is Grosjean dare I say, finished?

They can, but shouldn't they have to add some sort of overlay to show it's not the FOM feed?

Or, since they're pretty much the official worldwide broadcaster they can just tell the director to show lewlew and the director shows lewlew.

and even more Senna@Donington comparisons for LewLew

>Malaysia guaranteed to be >MWL
Why am I even watching?

Grope Jeans is just angry that the car he thought was 5-6th capable is actually not points capable.
Nothing is solve so he won't bother.

>career is over because your teammate has shit all over you for years

Hasn't stopped Gimi.

To see rosberg win and Lewis spiral into even more depression
To see max lose his cool on his BDay weekend race ruining his birthday
To hope McLaren put the new engine back in and see Alonso drive like the legend he his

And like always

To hope Palmer crashes and burns alive

Or Massa.

Grosjean gut lucky Guti got gutted in Australia.

Having said that, Grosjean is marginally better than Guti

But Guti at least tries to drive the car instead of throwing stale baguettes at the team

What snapchat thing was Ted talking about?

>literally talking about Hamilton's dick

>Ted literally bringing up LEWIS HAMILTONS DICK OUTLINE SNAPCHAT PICTURE ON A LIVE FORMULA ONE PROGRAM AND CALLING IT QUITE ASTONISHING

The cuck levels are actually reaching levels never before seen

>magnusshit

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Yea but Gimi is a meme and probably sells 5x his paycheck in Ferraris annually just by appearing in one or two bored commercials or Ferrari events

Why does everyones dicks hang sideways? Mine just goes straight down.

Pic?

Fuck I missed it

>not being dick hanging to the right masterrace

Yet if they talked about Emilia's cameltoe they'd be sacked.

small ones tend to do that :^)

I think Crofty even made a sly joke about "hanging out" after but I might be reading too much into it.

Does anyone have the link to the article about someone getting Nicole's phone number in a bookshop and her saying that her ex couldn't get it up at all because he was in the closet?

Samsies

i feel like i would like hamilton a lot more if it wasnt for all the retarded dick suckers around him like if rosberg was getting all the dicksuck treatment pretty sure hamilton would be our guy

>nicole
>bookshop

m8

Better comparison would be Jorda's cameltoe as Emilia is just a WAG

Bookshops sell magazines m80

>Just like lewis did last night

Fuck Ted, you really are a flaming homosexual.

Yeah but I haven't seen Jorda's cameltoe

wtf did Honda actually accidentally solve?

Alonso unironically 6th

Is f1 fandom really that bad? I've never met anyone irl who was an f1 fan. I can't imagine it being super popular in England either.

not wanting to defend choco but I'd hardly trust what she says after he basically cucked her

Haven't they done this at few practice sessions now and they go out in Q1?

Who /starting to like di resta/ here?

Kimi and Ric should be able to go faster.

Entire new engine for japan. They are taking the penalties here

Word on the street is that they aren't going to run it this weekend

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>tfw Jessica wont tell the world of how Jenson gassed the household so he could have a gay orgy

I'm starting to warm to him. He constantly kept saying it was just fuel burning when the rest of them were sperging out about batteries and explosions.

Me. He's very knowledgeable. He basically refuses to answer Crofty's bullshit bait questions and doesn't get involved in the autism.

They where just little bits here and there

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hes a big guy

Favourite commentator atm 2bh. I can't remember who does the gp2 gp3 races before F1 races but he is great too

for you

>Croft upset about a team using the term "traction matrix"
>Croft literally trying to stir up outrage on Twitter because a team used a word he didn't like

What an aspy

all F1 Scots are based except Stewart

At least he doesn't talk about DRIVERS DICKS

he's alright. just a bit dull sounding but he knows what he's talking about

and as says
>basically refuses to answer Crofty's bullshit bait questions and doesn't get involved in the autism

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sums up sky quite well
>MAKE F1 LESS TECHNICAL
>IT'S NOT LEWIS'S FAULT HE LACKS THE INTELLECT TO BE A PROPER F1 DRIVER
>FIRE ALL THE ENGINEERS BAN ALL THE RADIO
>I WANT F1 TO GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS WHEN SENNA WAS STILL ALIVE

>NBCSN coverage taking a moment to talk about the Nascar chase

"racing is racing"- Steve Matchett

Harmony harmony, etc.

>hating on a GOAT-tier driver

>CLUTCH PEDALS AND 6 SPEED GEAR BOXES ONLY
>PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT.

good driver but a bit of a cunt

>He basically refuses to answer Crofty's bullshit bait questions and doesn't get involved in the autism.

I said the same when he started, but he's starting to unfortunately.

He didn't at the beginning because he has no personality. But he's started to develop a rapport with Croft, and is slowly getting sucked in to it.

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No. Did you not notice the utter silence from Paul during the retarded chicken story? Quite often Paul will break into one of these idiotic conversations with "just watching the onboard here with Kimi" to change the subject. I am quite sure Brundle refuses to do FP with Crofty.

No shit Sherlock

>reminder that Di Resta got fired because of his ego

>Sky starting sucking his dick like they do all UK drivers
>it went to his head
>he started talking shit about his team, in public
>he started talking about how he deserved a shot with a top team, in public
>got fired for being a cunt

> I am quite sure Brundle refuses to do FP with Crofty.

It's never occurred to me that his walks along the fence are probably an excuse to get the fuck away, haha

>Sky shows replay of Button held up by K-Mag
>FOM shows the same replay 2 seconds afterwards

Often Ted has to chime in to save Crofty's ass when he tells jokes. When he doesn't the awkward silence is hilarious.

:^)

Not as much as he used to though m8. He's slowly coming around.
Now he only ignores it when Croft is going full retard. He used to not tolerate any retard.

>wearing a scarf
>being heterosexual
pick one

Nothing happening I'm going to bed,

The fuck?

It's for towing carts as if they were chariots.

Like not even a joke

I don't know what it is but I want to ride it

What if it's cold and your at a footy game?

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Careful user, that's how the first interracial fuck happened.

>5 sec penalty for Rosberg

For what purpose

i thought like you before, then i moved to a place that gets properly cold. scarves are useful and warm as fuck.

they were practising their 5 sec. penalty procedure

Preventing Hamilton choking the WDC

> not wearing leggings

Giving him an excuse for choking

>Ted too engrossed in a woody note

Ah, it's farm shit.
They have various shit you can put on the front.

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>implying i don't
does long underwear count as leggings? they are sorta tight

Jonathan Palmer is such an annoying looking person

Always that fucking annoying lazy look on his face, what a fucking idiot, go buy more tracks you short talentless cunt

>please

Fuck Palmer what do you do in your spare time? Obviously not practice how your car works jesus

>Honda
>Hybrid

Sounds reliable

>watching Hamilton TV instead of C4 with baseď DC and MW

Cucks

He is not from this world

kek didn't notice.

that's pretty cool

I meant winter leggings like these

It's so comfortable!

>DC and MW

>team no.2 driver

>wearing leggings
>or even long underwear

It's really not necessary even in Finland, unless you're actually being outdoors for a long time (camping in the winter etc).

All you need is a good jacket, hat and gloves (optional) and you'll be good to go

how fucking cold does it even get for one to need to wear long underwear or leggings

gib c4 stresm

are you a grill???????????????

pls respond i treat u right bb

You should wear these instead. Much warmer.

INstead of wearing snow pants you can wear long underwear under jeans. It's awesome.

They're fashionable, it doesn't really matter how cold it is as long as it is too cold for regular dress or whatever.

That's not warm idiot

Who do you think is going to get pole in quali and how/why?

Who do you think is going to win this weekend and why/how?

>That's not warm idiot

The warmth comes from my tongue, moran.

>Canada
>Finland
>Winter-Wear

Story checks out.

>Verstappen and Gimi racepace faster than Mercs

what the fugg :DD

Ros and Ham in 1.40s, Max and Gimi in 1.39s consistently pretty late into the run

hype?

BASED Rosberg will win

Hamilton has been exposed

Max lapping on long runs faster than anyone.

also
>team square jaw
>team non-manlet
>team classic bants
>team pretty shit at F1 but at least self-deprecating about it

>That's not warm idiot

>Hamilton has been exposed

Relatively, you're used to cold so you don't need it, but people that are used to hotter climates would need more layers. Works the other way too. If we both went to the UK in summer, you'll be literally dying, and I would be wearing jeans and a hoodie and having chills.

>lewis, start soft and get hard
l-lewd

>implying there isn't threats from their sponsor about following team orders at their home race

>gloves (optional)

really? my hands get uncomfortably cold pretty quick, faster than my ears, even if they are in jacket pockets

I had a dream I was born in Australia and every animal trying to kill me

Then I woke up

Feels good man

That is not okay.

Anyway, is anyone else not getting the timetable at all on the screen? I haven't seen it yet (using sky stream).

If Ferrari uses the Soft in the race at all I will kill myself

please for fucks sake just copy Mercedes, its not that hard

Qualify so that you start on Mediums

Medium - Hard - Medium is obviously the winning strategy if no rain

Im so fucking sure theyre gonna go to the softs at least twice though.

So how the fuck did RBR manage to be this much faster on mediums?

>Who do you think is going to get pole in quali and how/why?
Rosberg, because HAM fucks up pushing too hard on dat new slick tarmac

>Who do you think is going to win this weekend and why/how?
Rosberg, because he starts from pole and it's going to be a dry race

inb4 it rains and MWL

>That is not okay.

>pretending you don't want me to lick your cute pink innocent little asshole until an explosive orgasm rips through you body

Stop it.

Now its just the leader of your country trying to kill your entire country, much better ;)

Just wait for some sick bants from deutsche bank and wow baby we are in for a wild ride

The bailout for DB would exceed the whole GDP of Germany several times so I don't think you could even save it if you tried

Enough

Well I've woken up in Australia for thousands of days and I've never had an animal try to kill me

Guys dont forget

based GPkino qualifying in just under 15 mins!

Will Gasly get cucked yet again?

>Endless insurance and betting commercials.

It really makes you think.

Only if you call me daddy, and promise to be a good girl.

the joke is that australians are animals

Whatever. Ok, I promise. Now shut up.

>insurance and betting

>implying there's a difference

post asshole

>didn't call me daddy
>didn't promise to be a good girl

You think this is a game?

Someone please stab Ted.

promise to be good

britta

>implying I am implying there is a difference.

Already happened m8

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1454950.stm

>Ted Kravitz (born Theodore Joseph Nathaniel Slotover[1][2] 21 March 1974[3] in Hammersmith, London) is a British Formula One pit-lane reporter working on Sky Sports F1.

...

...

You're one to talk you fucking frog

A good what? and who to?

girl. daddy

Will you now stop this, its humiliating

Say it properly, or I'll spank you.

>I promise to be a good girl, daddy.

>Alex 'muh halo' Wurz

I promise to be a good girl, daddy.

Ever had a two inch cock push your shit in?

That's more like it.

user, pls. Leave my little girl alone.

hot thread/10

almost as hot as your mother

gp2 quali on now

Nice butthurt there :3

Mwah mwaaah muwaaaaah
>thanks Kimi

If I didn't already have brain damage, this thread would be causing it

youtube.com/watch?v=dsgEwOZ33YI

GASLY
A
S
L
Y

>GASLY

>GASLY

>ghastly

you're welcome

>GioviNAZI

>Only if you call me daddy, and promise to be a good girl.

I already did this, not fair

That's a different Australia. Just ignore him, cupcake

>Schleglmulcher

>bitch evans

kek'd

Stop bullying her, ffs!

...

Why would I want to bully my little girl?

>and as long as she's a good girl, there's no reason to spank her

i got you senpai

That's bullying what you're doing. Spanking is bad

This fucking thread

I agree, it's bad

I think someone is jealous.

Shut up, mini Australia.

What? No.

Then don't be bad :)

I promised

Good girl :)

Shut up Muhammad

>>>/global/rules/13

I'm sorry it won't happen again...

MATSUSHIT

fucking japanese idiot

gio would have gotten a pole

Nazi BTFO by yellows

Guys remember that the GP2 race is actually before FP3 tomorrow

aka ultra early for Euros, something like 3.50 am GMT

why is the gp2 schedule this weekend so retarded

>comfy 3:50pm race

Sounds like a good time to start drinking 2bh

>tfw a million "when's F1 on" sites, and none of them have GP2/3 times.

>gambling ads
>betting ads
and now:
>loan ads

49.5% APR

Fucking hell some people are suckers.

This is pretty infuriating 2bh

>you can hear the gp2 from the press conference room

V6 OUT
MOAR CYLINDARS NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's because you touch yourself at night, Australia.

...

Only in the morning 2bh

>UK
>keeps bringing up the rulebook

Hey Crofty

>not drunk or already heavily drinking by 3.50 pm on a saturday

goof'd.

They have it on their own website

gp2series.com/

actually works and actually converts to local time accurately. Amazing that F1 hasn't gotten a handle of this revolutionary technology on their website yet

...

>poor starving needy people in 3rd world countries need access to "basic banking" to solve their problems

This is what capitalists actually believe

If you scroll down on formula1.com to the bit where there's the calendar and wait for the pointless animation to end you'll get the date and a button to convert it to your local time.

Can motorsport solve all third world problems?

hello i am here now

I found that today actually.

What happened was:
>old F1.com site had a timezone converter
>new F1.com site launched with no timezone converter
>people raged hard because it was the only reason they visited F1.com
>a million "when is F1" on sites launched to grab ad bucks from the demand
>F1.com added a timezone converter, but it was too late because no one visits the site anymore

Hi Fritz.

Do you have one of those toilets with a poo shelf?

Will he half cut by then due to the AFL grand final lad. Are the Springboks and dingo fuckers playing on Saturday as well?

Sunday 11:10am for our game and 4 am for the others cunts

Couldn't Red Bull find any attractive slags for AMX?

m8, look at his gruesome face, and tell me they're not better than he deserves

>spoiler: you can't

Marko is too cheap to fly some ladyboys from thailand so amx got stuck with those

>Marko is too selfish to share the ladyboys he flew in from thailand, so amx got stuck with local ones

FTFY

>hypotheticals
fuck, marry, immolate, me, incestuous sister, person responsible for cleaning my ear piece

Nah, Helmut likesh is boys with horse faces

Vettel, Kvyat, Max, Ghastly

If I didn't know better I would say they are all brothers

new thread

>two posts early
>German efficiency btfo

500

Not him but I do. Do you not? How do you inspect your fecal matter without one?

Can't Make This Up.