/heem/

Goobs only hangs out with boy tier fighters

Fuck you and your edgy threads Canada

Good job leaf you frozen piece of shit

Eugene Bless

Schooby bless you both

Ayo hol up why u be booening me
WE

WERE

Soon.

Upcoming events:

10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/7: WSOF 33 - Gaethje vs Dugubugubulgulov
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

News:

>Gonzaga retires
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13094290/unless-he-gets-six-figure-offer-ufc-veteran-gabriel-gonzaga-has

>Ledet-Godbeer added to UFC FN 99
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-99-adds-mark-godbeer-vs-justin-ledet-to-lineup-in-belfast

>Villante-Cummies added to UFC FN 102
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13113754/gian-villante-vs-patrick-cummins-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-albany

>Drago Volkov to make UFC debut
mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13109358/former-bellator-heavyweight-champ-alexander-volkov-debuts-at-ufc

>Exclusive footage of Adan having fun with his dad
youtube.com/watch?v=oyYcfyA03ew

if you don't like fun threads then you don't like the spirit of /heem/

Pat Cummins is such a goober

good thread

ayo hol up hol up hol up

we's kangs right now whys u booen me?

>Vale Tudo Short
>Vale Tudo Long
>Shorts
>Short Shorts
>Split-Side Shorts

Split-side shorts are terrible desu

AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE BRANCH OF HUMANITY THAT CANNOT INTO CIVILIZATION

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How many buys will 205 do? I think 1.8M is realistic

why do you guys like conor so much

could reach 2 i think, but yeah 1.8 is a reasonable estimate. i think conor guarantees 1.5 on his own now, and 205 is a big card which will get a lot of advertising i believe as well

why dont you

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Conan obrien is part owner of the UFC

Ben Affleck, Tom Brady, and Serena Williams are investors in the UFC

he's FUN

courtmcgeemma
So this happened last Saturday. My record rainbow trout! 26 inches and 10.4 pounds, Took me a little over 30 minutes to land and had a great release so this giant is back in the river getting bigger.
instagram.com/p/BK9ywS9AAwu

They're autist shitposters who like to self insert as someone loud, confident, and successful, something which they are none of
Either that or they're just casuals who think he's funny

>Release fishing
for what purpose?

strawpoll.me/11331732

I'm not a casual and I like him

Is Mark Henry a better coach than Connor's

YES I HAVE A QUESTION FOR COLIN

FOOK MARK HENRY
FOOK THAT PAD HOLDER

for fun
and even if you're not doing it for fun it's illegal to harvest fish of certain sizes. bad for the local ecology.

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strawpoll.me/11331776

We Hollywood now.

Does anyone else play DraftKings fantasy MMA?

>tfw you will never dismiss another human being this bad

Gooby bless.

>mfw all ped users

based big ben

chad wasnt even this scared facing aldo

>Jeremy Stephens

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>le unknown man

who is that?

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Reminder

Fook (You)

Reminder

The hand and head size difference is astonishing.

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good morning, my fellow cagefighting connoisseurs

Goobs literally cucked Aldo's entire life

It's fun to bully the shitskin leaf.

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Reminder Conor can't handle blacksplosion

He did though

Whats happening here

>Brimage is blacksplosion

Lol

how bad does karolina want it?

Aldo is mulatto

There's a fuller aspect ratio of her laughing, she laughed so hard she kicked the tablecloth

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How fat are you?

Halfsplosion =/= Blacksplosion

She was kicking the tablecloth the entire press conference.

longer

i'll have to look for it

was it autism?

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the best is how conor let him finish first rather than talking over him. made it so much funnier

dey all wannit

Will Romero be next for titleshot if he violently heems Weidman?

Unless Jacare beats Rockhold

Nope Kennedy after he heems shad.

Is Aldo black?

He's one of those weird almost blacks like Adan

am I the only one who heard "aniel melwani from mma whatever insider"? what the fuck was that?

Yes

But Yoel beat alligator man

youtube.com/watch?v=bV5huEsUMkE

first 1m30s, manlets btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=NLjiT09rEMU

kek

he's like 25% black or something. "white" dad and mulatto mom.

Una pregunta, que tan interesados estan la jente de meheeco con Los heems?

>C-Conor said a thing omg
This place sucks

I'm listening to elder scrolls online asmr right now.

Guys what if Alex Jones super male vitality gets the best of him and he jumps in the cage with Tim Kennedy with his shirt off?

Ikr

>when will they learn?

lmao get a load of this goof

Dat gif

Seriously is it a meme that's gotten out of hand or what? Why the fuck do people care about the loud little man so much?

heem urself my man

They're losers.

For MMA to take off in Mexico we need a big star to dominate, I'm sure if Cain was a real mexican living in mexico and talking mexican, it would be pretty big.

>0 Australian champs

hehe u cheeky cunt

When will Brendan come to terms with his braindamage?

>being unironically shook
dude i thought you were just shitposting lmao does this actually bother you?

Mandrama fag here. Is this accurate?

He's a meme. They are hoping he beats Alvarez to market him as the GOAT 2 belt champ.

>Gets rekt by Journeyman fighter
>Squeezes by with a decision on the rematch
>Implying he won't get BTFO on the 3rd rematch

Stezza Myochich is as True Blue as they cum mate

Kah-ine blew it, I guess Yair is the only hope

he's entertaining outside and INSIDE the cage

name another

it's gonna be McGregor/Aldo levels of shitposting all over again when Eddie is sleeping

Shhh... It's OK.

youtu.be/ZS0Wg4sbvn8

I love how UFC markets certain fighters for different countries. I love how they have Cain a Mexico flag and gave Brock A FUCKING LEAF. Wasn't Stipe also given like a random Slav flag as well?

probably frank mir style, sub his ankle like a bitch while you're getting pounded

maybe you're casual so you dunno what im on about

How about the McGregor memes after getting finished by a skinny fat mexican cholo?

>doubting the cocaine God after one "defeat"

Honestly believe chad could have beat him if he didn't gas out.

It's not so bad, what I dislike most is the people who constantly repost the same things, over and over, day after day, ensuring /heem/ loses its dynamism and becomes a revolving door of static posts. This is the anti-OC effect of modern so called "meme culture", by the way.

Consider the Leaf always posting the same things, again and again
Consider the Bulgarian, always posting the same things, again and again
Consider this post, , how many times do you think he's posted that now? Must be getting close to ten time he's repeated this, again and again
I am only highlighting some of the most obvious offenders, but there are many more.
These people can barely wait for a live event to be over so they can return to this pattern of repeat posting

This is the state of /heem/, and I believe part of why /heem/'s generation of OC is at an all time low

He had no excuse to get finished by an out of shape diaz. Conor was in the best shape of his life prepping for RDA. Inb4 Muh weight

Are you implying it wasn't a defeat? Conor tapped, clear humiliation

well he was full of steroids

Same, i think Chad beats him if he doesn't get brutally knocked the fuck out.

Mfw Connor makes excuses about Diaz's size advantage considering that's how he's champ at 145

>size advantage is why he won in 13 seconds
SURE

It's not a fair fight if ye prepare for one man, an you fight anudda man, yeh?

When will (you) learn?

>"nate can you please pass the potatoes"
>"FUK U MUTHERFUKER WHERE I COME FROM U GET SLAPPED FOR THAT SHIT, but its all good huhuhuh"

Dat left hand has more power than others at that weight. Mendes couldn't heem him with BIG shots, Nate would have heem'd coon nor if he didn't got for easy submission

Cred Forums had a horse shoe up their ass. I pull that son of a bitch out, and hit them over the head with it!

> Nate would have heem'd coon nor if he didn't got for easy submission

Wouldn't have actually. Would have gone into the third round if McGregor didn't go for a takedown.

Memes are cancer desu
The idea that deliberately making shitty posts is funny or charming is the actual cancer killing Cred Forums

Was just about to post this

It was pretty fucking embarrasing that he lost because he refused to come to mexico early, and then he apologized in broken spanish.

Yair winning the belt wouldnt be enough he needs to beat McGregor, that would skyrocket the sport here, i'm sure of it.

If the submission doesn't happen, who wins the decision?

McGregor had no choice but to go for takedown you jackass, he was as gassed as Mendes before getting finished with plenty of time left

Nate
Conor shot for that takedown because he was done
He would have just barely survived the other rounds

Does Connor rehears before interviews/conferences?

McGregor. Diaz would have slowed down after his flurries in the second round, like he did after his flurries in the third in the second fight.

Fresh McGregor beats Fresh Diaz
Tired McGregor beats tired Diaz

McGregor is only in danger during that period where he is tired and Diaz isn't.

>McGregor had no choice but to go for takedown you jackass

He had plenty of choice. If he fought the same way in the second fight as he did the first fight, he would have shot in the third round and got subbed, and you have said he had no choice but to shoot.

Diaz would have had a serious shot at finishing in the third, but if he fails to finish Mcgregor always wins.

Would Nate have won the second fight for sure if he never got knocked down?

Would Nate have won the second fight if he were a better fighter?

Yes
He won the fight even though he got knocked down
This triggers goob nuthuggers

He finished McGregor, while McGregor beat him second time on close decision so...

>The UFC has some new A-list investors, like Ben Affleck, Tom Brady, Serena Williams and more.

mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13118280/ben-affleck-tom-brady-serena-williams-among-celebrity-investors-in-ufc

ARI GOLD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

"WME-IMG co-CEO Ari Emanuel told the Journal that he sought out celebrities who he already knew were fans of the UFC, because "they would always ask for tickets." Emanuel also said he went after celebrities that would cement that the MMA is no longer a niche product.

"I think it's a mainstream sport now," he said."

>close decision

>close decision
>Not even split

She got blacked guys, I'm upset.

>not close decision
>wasn't unanimous

proofs

and ? it's 2016

She's literally never had sex with a white guy ever.

Fili is a Polynesian. Pretty much black.

Cody is an American Indian.

>2016
>not being racist

She danced with Antonio Brown for dance during Dancing with the Stars, which could be what that picture is referring to.

>Polynesian pretty much black
Polynesians are mostly based though
unlike blacks they fit in well with the first world

My manager at work is a man in his late 30s who has literally never watched an mama fight in his life. The day after 194 I was talking about the results with a coworker and my manager leaned over and asked
> hey, did that Irish guy win?
Ladies and gentlemen, Conor Mcgregor is the biggest star in the sport today

No, not at all.

Something similar happened to me except it was when Rousey was champion. One of my aunts has lived in Russia her whole life and comes to visit us every other year. At a family dinner, i start talking about mma to a cousin and she brings up Rousey. She's fookin 54 years old lads.

It blew my mind at the time.

I didn't know Vince Carter was in the UFC

The white man's bane

>ynr AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Puerto Ricans are more white than Irish desu

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dead thread
dead sport

Eddie is white as fuck. Have you ever heard him say baked potato?

"baked puhtayta"

Where pickscuck at? WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER?!

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MEDIC!

>swiss

I assume Weidman's pressure fighting and high volume boxing will reduce the threat of Yoel hitting him with something out of the blue. Yeah?

youtube.com/watch?v=EnH2UfxQzHg

And you're an insecure loser who has to mock others who have fun, because you need to feel good about yourself.

MM is making his e-sports debut at TwitchCon. Will you be rooting for him, /heem/?

MM sucks dick at video games

he plays WoW with like 10 keybinds on his bars

hes white

severemma.com/2016/09/artem-lobov-vs-teruto-ishihara-booked-ufc-belfast/

This fight will Lon divide heem

>an insecure loser who has to mock others
Sounds like Conor McGregor

He's actually pretty good at SF. He beat most people he played so far.

WoW is for casuals anyway, who cares.

civil war on heem

Teruto all the way, Artem is lame as fuck.

You already know. My boy will be in the positive.

stipe tapped

tfw you realize the ONLY reason Conor McGooby might hold 2 belts at the same time is because Dana is literally sucking his dick to make money.

Nice job no stripping his belt after refusing to fight featherweight title fight.

It's almost as if the Ultimate Fighting Championship is some sort of company that wants to make revenue.

stipe tapped

this

silva-esque in his head movement, joe

Do you guys honestly believe 205 will break 2M buys? 202 did 1.65M, and you think Eddie Alvarez will bring 400,000 people who didn't care about 202?

Which one of these fine young ladies do you think would win in an Ultimate Surrender match?

Ishihara better not fucking flop and lose against t-rex.

I swear to god I will never trust another gook fighter if he lose to fucking Artem.

Maybe, but if Conor wins his next bout will certainly be 2m+

>implying the casuals care if Conor is le 2 weight class champion

Just strip him. He would still be able to talk shit about 13 seconds.

>that girl on the right
thicc

conor fighting for a second title?

its gonna be YUGE

Chris avila vs CM punk is THE fight to make

kinda unfair that rda kicking a wall to break his foot stopped gooby the first time

ded thread

ded bort

ded sport

probably the most stacked main card ever, so its possible

Nobody gives a fuck about Eddie, but they're gonna advertise the shit out of this card and they do have some great fights on it. 200 did 1.2 even though it was a shitshow full of meme garbage and a WMMA main event.

>Frankie too shook to defend his own coach to McGoobs who has been ducking Frankie for years
The biggest beta in all of combat sports is going to sleep at 205

Three title fights and the first fight in MSG? It's going to do north of 1.5 for sure. I'm thinking about 1.8

One on the right has a better chin.

Frankie will dust that nobody with no issues you disgusting cuck

It's Friday and I don't have to do sh*t

uni starts again next week
fucc

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>Nate have you brought wedding present ?
>YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

>tfw had the UFC premium access for tickets to #205

>all tickets less than $800 sold out a literal second after going on sale

>being resold for $700 on tout websites now

Fuck you Dana. Fuck you.

You're not that lad that already booked his flights are you?

>tfw will see it on TV for free
Kek
Bless Russia

......yes

Yes because the Irish never settled in Puerto Rica.

>Try to get Irish people to go to Belfast
>Put Lobov on the card

Hahahahaha I was seriously considering going before

he's half irish though.

making him 50% more white than Conor

what did he mean by this?

also why does he have two bjj coaches?

Literally the best line of the presser

cause one is a meme

yeah you can tell it got to him

>have TV channel with all PPV's
>would rather watch illegal streams next morning

Is it wrong to be comfy on Sunday mornings ?

how far will Dodson go at 135?

>go on r/mma
>mix of technical mma posts, fight clips from various fights, pro fighter input and entertainment stories
>go on heem
>flame wars and the same conversation about mcgregor every single thread

>beats lineker
>loses to dilly
>fin.

FOOK R/MMA AND IF YEW DOWN WITH TEAM R/MMA DEN FOOK YEW TWO

nowhere

You'll do fokin nothing!

Is it just UFC? No Bellator or other regional show this weekend?

Get a belt dummy

>5'7"

he might be tempted to hang in the pocket with Lineker, in which case he might get dropped

>rare lithcuck
i would sucker punch heem you so easily

dodson will do whatever he has to in order to get the fight into the second round on. First round he will be evasive and probably establish the TD threat. Linkeker plants his feet and swing so. Lineker is going to be chasing down Dodson and won't be able to keep him against the cage. Dodson will use his superior lateral mewvment to easily capitalize on it as lineker slows down and finish him in the The third.

your hands are easily bigger than your head

Will Ishihara be satisfied with Ireland's selection of bitches?

definitely not, bet the house on artem

>Gonzaga retires
>mmafighting.com/2016/9/29/13094290/unless-he-gets-six-figure-offer-ufc-veteran-gabriel-gonzaga-has
Oh shit lads. Gonzaga is my boy. Time to add him to the Hall of Retired Boys

Belfast is in UK

>tfw ishihara cucks Conor
Dee won't be able to resist that BYC

what did he mean by this?

>ugly people with funny accents
What's the difference?

you look small dude, eat some more beef

Is Ishiharas chance to win a fight directly proportionate to how many hot women are in the Arena?

>Artem clatters Teruto's head off the canvas
>climbs on the cage and Kavanagh gives him something
>unfurls a huge 26+6=1 banner

he survived the midwest america, he's survive slagwest britian

Just wait till he fights in Sweden. He could beat Goobs then.

No Swedish woman would bother with littlegookcock after they've been ravaged by Somalis for the last eight years.

i have a question regarding this topic but it would be considered Cred Forums related so i'll keep it to myself

So why even bring it up fucker.

is there an upcoming card more underwhelming than UFC manila? I like Bj and all, but damn. I got spoiled watching Frankie fight the first time they came over.

But thats why he would fight harder, in hopes to impress them and establish himself as an Alpha Male. That Heavy Handed Nip could heem some Somali Pirate goof anyway.
>Africans
>Knowing how to fight
Pick one.

which fighter has the best dance moves?

God for the longest time I thought Manilla was going to be held in Africa as a Reference to the famous Ali vs Frazier fight.

i think that was one of his most cringiest lines ever desu. he was ripping off the 2pac line about bad boy records and it came out corny as fuck. this isnt some rap war is mma.

why does he want to be black so much?

Did he kill the guy?

>Conor predicted almost EVERY his UFC fight down to round
>/heem/ still dowt him
What's wrong with you? He's a monster @ 155.

truth

ok so we Cred Forums now
point is: if sweeden is full of mudslims making babies with swedish 10/10 girls, and assume some of these babies are girls, would said baby girls be future 10/10 half swedish half haram hotties by the time they are +18? should we permaheem them before or after making the babies? bellator: stockholm when

>going to beat nate diaz at all
>going to beat nate diaz in second round
>reports
>i..is mystic mac back?

>not having ishi as your boy
I RAV YOU MY BEECHES

It wasnt a Cred Forums post you fuck it was the simple fact that Teruto who is a professional fighter could heem some african guy in a streetfight easy.

>The white man's bane
Ah yes, another white man

Name my band.

A punk Band called the Eye Gougers

no it's cause everyone's OC gets/got ignored by all the cross general posting mcgregor fags

the goat and the wanabees

steroids the gym.

cain is our boy. i hope he destroys werdum and stipe.

fuck cain

The meme techniquers

you knocked out 3 midgets and now you're pumped up

tom and jerry's

to be fair he's a midget himself so its even

heem them after making the babies, someone needs to reconquer swedem after that country goes full moodslem.

if conor was a heavyweight he would be considered the GOAT

can the UFC get an exciting heavyweight for once

based spaniard spreading the moor genes inshallah

>glass body glass chin
>le racist slogan man
Cain was never even close to being my boy

arab, moor, persi genes are not bad, is just that semitic religions are cancer and we should bomb all mosques.

>gonzaga looking for 6 figures

action figures? because he's only worth being paid in gi joes

Is she hotter than Dee Devlin?

we /deus vult/ now
i like it

why are all philippinos gay? I've fucked around 8 of them

what is /heem/ opinion about full contact kickboxing? was shit? or was good? why the above the waits rules and the karate and taekwondo waking is death?

youtube.com/watch?v=1BqEtqWhW_c

you ur gay.

is that the one where Wonderboy got KO'd by a guy moving backwards and won the fight because of it?

yes.

no, but from i saw on that video, wonderboy got fucked on his leg, like he got clipped and then maybe he fell in a bad position and rip

it was fun to watch tho

2
5
3
4
1

It's pretty big over here, every guy you meet in a muay thai gym is a european champion in some bullshit organization, also zen bu kan kempo is full contact with shinpads and there is tournaments every month

strawpoll.me/11332658/

youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkLhUA6w7A

I liked him as he was coming up and during the Aldo shit, hated him durin Nate 1 and felt good when he got fucked, respected him after Nate 2 and now just riding the Goob meme train.

god, old kickboxing was hilarious.

Yeah
200 fell the fook apart with fighters getting pulled out, it had lesnar and was supposed to have conor-nate II and 2 title fights - ronda's & jones'
>Eddie Alvarez
Who the fook is dat guy?
2 million fans will tune in to Conor attempting to become a two weight champion, 2 other title fights and many former champs, undefeated and/or ranked fighters

Is that you broseph

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Depends really. Bad old school kickboxers either had 1 or 2 problems.
Either they were boxers that learnt how to do shitty kicks, or they were pure Karate guys that couldnt box for shit. The really good fighters were very well rounded. A lot of legit names came out of that old style.

>"defeat"
why is this in quotations? he tapped in a split second.

What an epic OP. Memegame on point.

why was this allowed?

youtube.com/watch?v=-aZLkUcbiqI

"full-contact karate"

In all seriousness, who would win; McGregor or Nurmagomedov?
Bandwagoners need not reply

"Conor" "fans"

>2weightclasses

Cannot wait for Nate to destroy him at 155. Think about the Nate the beat up Michael Johnson. Best shape Nate has ever been in.

Nurmie.

Conor gets ragdolled. His only chance is getting in a shot at the beginning of a round and Khabib's chin isn't shot so I still see him recovering in that case.

based off what, beating cans?

i'm not sayin conor would win, but theres no real evidence to judge on

It's a terrible stylistic matchup for Conor who has rudimentary sweeps/jitz and woefully inadequate wrestling.

Conors weakness historically has been grapplers, being taken down by Chad, Siver, Nate Diaz (who submitted him even after Conor shot on him)
Nurmie has never been KOed and I dont remember ever seeing him seriously hurt. I think the only time hes struggled to take someone down was Gleison Tibau who is monstrously large for a lightweight and a good grappler himself.
Conor has that Punchers chance but if I was a betting man my money is on Khabib.

And Nurmie has fucking horrible standup. Conor's standup is amazing bud, the fight starts on the feet.

Nurmie's terrible standup isn't nearly as much of a factor against Conor as it is against someone who can counter wrestle him.

Do you think that Nurmie would take Conor down before getting tagged?

Pull up your pants, you goof.

Largely, yeah. "Every round starts on the feet" logic rarely pans out in the actual fight. Ex: Chael Sonnen took Silva down 5 rounds in a row and even got some good shots in. It's not easy to be the better striker when you know your ass is grass the moment the distance is closed.

MJ unironically has a better chance of knocking out habeeb than Conor would.

What is your honest opinion on this guy?

Reddit personified. He has a cute mug tho

Who de fook is that guy?

MJ has good wrestling, I think he's going to beat Khabib. But I wouldn't count Conor out quite so fast man. His grappling is obviously his weakness, but we hardly got to see it at all in the fight vs Nate and he was gassed as fuck.

I'd even go so far as to say cardio is actually Conor's biggest weakness.

If im 6'2'' should I be a 185er or a 205er lads

ufc.tv/video/ufc-portland-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>Checking the time to see how long till the prelims
>Poster is white and blocks the clock
Good job UFC

Depends on your build dude

Depends on your build. If your a naturally bulky guy go 205. If you walk around naturally thin anyway you could make 185.
Then again Weidman and rockhold are massive fuckers, but they murder themselves trying.

Depends on your build. If your a naturally bulky guy go 205. If you walk around naturally thin anyway you could make 185.
Then again Weidman and rockhold are massive fuckers, but they murder themselves trying.

Honestly dude Weidman looks massive compared to other guys in the weight class but he's really not as massive as you would think.

Like, you wouldn't look at him and think "that dude's got broad shoulders". He's not a big human

I wish my hair goes gray like his

155

Welterweight.

So what's the latest news on Brock's drug suspension? Is he still appealing it? Is a date set?

I can't be the only one who wants to see him continue as soon as possible.

really? I have always thought he has a wide back.

Why are you copying me

How would Can and JDS do at LHW?

He's never coming back man

He's winning the WWE belt soon

He prepares a line or two, but most of his best lines are completely on the spot.

Don't say stuff like that.

I'm not its a coincidence

Michael Bisping is the only middleweight in the UFC to legitimately beat Anderson Silva

Who /BIG BOY BELT/ here?

fook mark henry

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Why don't you see guys in the MMA using side kicks like this very often? They seem underutilized as fuck, it's jut front kicks or roundhouse or spinny shit every time.

le living through the accomplishments of your sons man

he's a worse dad than ronda's

Am I the only heemster that sees brooks as a future champ?

youtu.be/dMqfq6lH_N8
youtu.be/dMqfq6lH_N8

Someone's leg exploding doesn't count as legitimately beating them.

Because its a pretty uncommon technique unless you come from a Karate or TKD background. Hard to generate power and most guys prefer snap kicks or teeps to keep distance and score.

I know, me too up until I met him.

If you think about it, think about people you know in real life that are 6'2". Weidman isn't super jacked, he doesn't have big shoulders or arms or a big chest. A dude that is 6'2" and a bit thin isn't really a huge dude, you know?

Consider that Cain is 6'1", he's a big dude. A guy being 6'2" and ~200lbs isn't as big as you'd think in real life.

First fight Silva was winning then he started clowning around
Second fight he broke his leg

That fight happens between two zebras and anderson zebra is fookin dead

>in real life.

where do you think the rest of us live?

Im 6'2'' 200lbs and I still only wear size medium.

i wear extra large shorts and shirts get on my level bro

correct that
this american eagle t shirt is an XXL, unironically

Im a lean 200, not some skinnyfat goof
Hit the gym

I don't even think normal shops over here sell stuff over here larger than XL

fucking amerifats

All martial arts competitions are better when hosted by Kojak.

fat people don't wear american eagle bro

Why are you copying me

i'll knock down your front door and hit you in the face and then sue you for defending yourself bucko

When you only compare guys to their opponents in the octagon, you end up thinking that some guys are way bigger than they actually are, like I was saying.

Weidman isn't actually very big if you met him on the street, he looks like a normal guy.

>XXL

they clearly do

>tfw Elliot Rodger will never fight in the octagon

youtube.com/watch?v=7J2EkYMFg0g

take you and your tiny shoulders and scram nigel

What are some virgin mma fighters?

His asian blood would get him heemed anyways

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Jon Jones
Good christian boy and hes unmarried

all the lesbian mma fighters

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Most chicks are bisexual but submissive so the dominant lesbians have more sex than the biggest Chads.

He turns everything into drama and controversy. Poisonous.

He has those Machida genes

Shut up before I shut you up.

Written like from someone who just started to read better literature and now tries to hack his way into appearing intelligent by including pointless words without elegance within the sentances.

My thoughts exactly, fucking unbearable

Top tier post fight fan

Chris accidentally check the kick? Checking kicks isn't intended to damage your opponents leg?

Unironically Michael Macdonald

you are such a pretentious goof lol

Daily reminder that I would heem every single one of you faggots whilst getting a blowjob from Dana White simultaneously

>sentances.

How elegant of you.

>Le Racist slogan man
Cain said he knew if a fighter had white pride tattoo'd on their chest then they would be deem'd a racist so he gets where people are coming from.

Even though I'm moderately racist Cred Forumsack, Cain is still my HW boy

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>Lineker vs Dodson

The match no one asked for

Imagine being Mighty Mouse and being a P4P champ then this Irsh kid just walks up and takes everything you worked for. You don't even have PPV points because you can't sell PPV past 100K. Even metamoris and your own twitch gaming channel gets more views. No one even knows who you are and wait they have a kindergarten champ?

Imagine it.

>>Lineker vs Dodson
>The match no one asked for
How casual are you

Indulge me HEEM

What if Conrad loses to Eddie in the most boring manner possible and is just sapped and humped for 5 rounds straight then denied a rematch.

Conrad goes back to FW and gets his ass handed to him by a masterful fight by Aldo in a 5 round fight but at the last 30 secs Aldo the clear winner just decides to verbally tap and fuck off out of the cage. Then gives Dana White the middle finger.

Then the lights go out and GSP comes out.

hardcore enough to have watched all their fights and know their common opponents and fighting style

casual enough to still not care

YAWN

I am sorry lads

But you know what I mean. It is visible in how Luke is trying to present himself. He's like a bum version of Will Self.

Why not have Brock fly in from the rafters?

>implying Conor can make the cut back to FW
He's done with FW, he's gonna announce that after the alvarez fight

Can't risk our precious Brock that way.

but he has no choice after Alvarez Pettis' Conor into a decision.

The guy has no gas tank and won't last a second round humping.

He was alread weezing half a round into the Nate fight and Diaz barely showed up in that one. Fucking Diaz' still won't gameplan or get a real camp. They could've been champs and sheeit.

I'm sick of seeing all these religicuck fighters.

Who are some notable atheist fighters?

The irony is palpable ;^)

This makes no sense. How can two women have sex? There's no penis involved, so sex can't happen. It's just logistically impossible.

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Well I just spent 30 minutes browsing Ido Portal's website and citations. I can boldly claim that I've never been so confused in my life. Ok he teaches you some hipster yoga, that's cool but then he goes on about how he's discovered something more revolutionary than electricity, convincing me that I can become an immortal or something. He's basically saying that the essence of his program is unique, profound, revolutionary and extremely applicable in any sport.

It's just a guy doing calisthenics. What the actual fuck?

Mayhem Miller

>he mewves like dey mewve
wew

I don't know user, I thought Conor's gas tank was shit too but he made a comeback in the 4th round of the Diaz fight fight and suprised me.

I wouldn't be suprised if 155 Conor has some good cardio going, the guy is still pretty young and improving after all

He's just a dork in the park, what's more to know about him ?

in the calisthenics community he is basicly known as a snakeoil salesman

he was running away though and Nate was too stupid to take advantage, cut him off and finish it.

Fucker didn't even bother checking kicks.

I genuinely believe RDA would've wrecked Conor inside out and cashed in on it twice but too bad for him he wrecked his foot two weeks. Now he's stuck in fight pass land forever. It would've worked out for Aldo to as Conor would've returned to FW depleted and broken.

Oh well.

Conor's power is good for the first couple of rounds. After that it's nothing but even Brimage, Siver and Holloway(yeah max is good though) were able to take most of his shots. Eddie should be able to take some and trade but I think he'll be smart and just tired him out.

Proof you can consume your hobby and still not understand it.

Fedor

Emelianenko began his MMA career on May 21, 2000, with four straight victories, including a win over ADCC champion Ricardo Arona, which is considered one of his toughest fights in his career.[8] Then came a controversial[9] loss to Tsuyoshi Kohsaka on December 22, 2000. In his next 28 fights up until June 26, 2010 Emelianenko was unbeaten, including wins over four former UFC champions, one Pride FC champion, one former and two future K-1 champions and two former Olympic medalists.[10] During this period he defeated eleven top-10 ranked fighters (two of them twice),[11] in addition to winning a rematch against Kohsaka.

Here at /heem/ we answer the most important questions.

So, who do you think is the most redpilled fighter?
My answer is Cruz.

Mirin that crown molding

>Lemme get on my hardcore high horse

Gee, I think it's all right that we don't have the same common interest in everything mister.

>muh redpill XD
>a FUCKING sven
Stop overcompensating and just move out of the middle east

Cruz knows how to trash talk. The guy just dissects everyone.

TJ must've lost sleep.

>and just move out of the middle east
Literally 100% of all your money goes to fuck up in the middle east. Enjoy your debt and all those dead American soldiers who died for nothing.

>this outdated bant
Hey m8 I heard Obama's leading the polls

Should I post a pic of Adan's mom or is that going too low?

Why did you post a thumbnail of Jane?

why does that guy carry a VCR remote with him

Shut the fuck up.

i can only imajane.

>he expects Australia to understand conservation and sportsmanship

wew lad

Do it I wanna see how hard he revs

take care of your underwears man, I'm gonna fuck you

Holy shit

wsj.com/articles/the-ufc-goes-for-a-knockout-with-celebrity-investors-in-its-corner-1475200801

Missed the last 19 times its been posted

>he thinks he can hang with the big boys because he's fit

You'd fucking die, son.

>letting dcucks invest into the UFC

ufc is finished

Really? cause I just crtl-f'd wsj and this is the only link.

Youre pretty stupid. You must not make good money. Stupid people are usually poor.

>of course i'm watching the Joe Rogan Experience™ today!

Dude, you are a shitskin mudslime leaf. Shut the fuck up.

Tilted Peru with the obscure bantz.

the_loophole.mp3

Nice projection, retard

>when you see his fitepass platinum account

Very YES

>obese burger chiming in

I'm whiter than your BLM ass. Now go pick between the giant douche and the turd sandwich to keep ruining your country for the next 8 years..

>tfw I agreed togo to a party tonight but all I really want to do is listen to the Vivisection and shitpost on /heem/

>saying this when fucking trudeau runs your country

>I'm whiter than your BLM ass.
Just cause you put caucasian and blonde on your dating profile dont make you white, mohamed.

Not my fault every thread gets made by this pathetic little bitch Adan who doesnt put any news links in. He's a really dumb shitskin.

Impress the party guests with your knowledge of wrestling.

Teruto will fucking murder the t-rex lmao so hard.
Also rate my boys and post your boys(maximum of 3(three) boys allowed)

Teruto
Lando Groovy
Goobs

Mike Perry is heems official boy and also my boy so he doesn't count in the official 3(three) boys.

Can you guys imagine when Adan Mohamed Elmi of Ottawa Canada applies for a job or an apartment or asks a girl out and they type Adan Mohamed Elmi into google and all these archived /heem/ threads of him being a pathetic sperg pop up? Dude must not give a fuck about ever having success.

>caucasian

>Now go pick between the giant douche and the turd sandwich to keep ruining your country for the next 8 years

Better than a drama school teacher.

Why would you lie about your race and hair color when theres a fucking picture of you?

BTFO

Jordan Mein
Scott Jorgensen
Korean Zombie

Live by the boy, die by the boy. It's been hard years.

125ers should fight in tag teams, the smaller ones on bigger manlets shoulders!

Fixed that mess.

> Chad Mendes has a tiny little reach and was popping him all over the place with overhand rights and left hooks before he took him down. His defense is atrocious. His offense is good. He's offensively a good fighter when it comes to boxing and things but his defense is f*cking terrible.

Rate Alvarez's statement and pick the round he will get heemed and the fashion of the heem.

Adan is pretty stupid.

NEW

>Scott Jorgensen
Ouch...

Next time don't throw out insults all willy nilly then please

1. Vale Tudo Rules
2. The Fighters Receive Fighting Sticks (tonfas, or eskrima sticks, whatever)

Fuck off

Wow nice

Defense is overrated when you got a iron chin and dat left.

Eddie is going down in the first.

w-wec never die

>Ireland is on Adan's nuts

Pathetic though I shouldnt be surprised. Potato micks and arabs are the two lowest form of human.

there's also an efn event, but the sherdog page only has three fights on it
I think it might have been or will be canceled

sherdog.com/events/EFN-Fight-Nights-Global-52-54769

Wouldn't his criminal charges come up first?

better a potato than a burger la

No but eventually they'll figure out that his dad was one of the pirates that took captain phillips hostage and got a bullet to his skull for his trouble.

Trudeau is so much better than your choices that it's not even funny anymore. Ans Sweden managed to temporarily remove the black dick from his mouth to state an opinion? Colour me surprised.

50 early. What a faggot.

Sherdog aren't so good about fight cards for EFN / M-1 / etc.
Personally, I rely on the UFC dot TV events page (scroll down a bit)
ufc.tv/events
ufc.tv/video/efn-nizhnevartovsk

The show itself appears to be pretty far out east!

>Ans Sweden managed to temporarily remove the black dick from his mouth to state an opinion? Colour me surprised.
How can you write this in the same post where you defends Trudeau?
Trudeau is Sweden on steroids.

youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8

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Trudeau is the fucking worst man.

>taking selfies with terrorists man

I get that he's better than Trump, but Clinton is arguably the most qualified person to ever run for the office.

Trump vs Trudeau in a Unified Rules bout, who wins?

why the fuck did you make this thread

Adan wanted to test out his new irish proxy.

To get jannies pantaloonies in a twist my friend

YEWL DO NUTTIN

Theres also a BRACE event on fightpass, Australian regional MMA.

Tyson Fury is a cokehead wewlad do you think McGregor is too?

Really? Source? Tyson has chronic depression and wants to end his life. He said he doesn't care about anything any more except God.

Even if he was they probably wouldn't strip him of his title

Pretty sure the news has been leaking

thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/1887879/tyson-fury-tests-positive-for-cocaine-and-could-be-stripped-of-his-world-heavyweight-title-belt/

Dana 'muh Irish heritage' White would never go against goobys word

Gooby is the son Dana never had

Guys maybe we should finish this thread first

Will the next card be spicy?

Manlet card so yes

haha you fucking nu-thread betamale faggots

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>use an impossible-to-read font for your name

Well done.

real fight fans get this thread to 500

no, of course not. dumb question GAWD

>"george bush-esque in his movement Joe"

>Dancer
>Heterosexual
Lad...

SChaubs bless

schaub

>His job is sitting online all day idolizing an irish leprechaun on a chinese imageboard

Brian Stann

>halfsplosion
pound f'pound the best kek

Oh good one

lol

DOWT ME NYAW

oblique dick

GOOBY