==// OFFICIAL PIZZA POWER RANKING //==

NEED SOURCE LIKE AIR

unlike your mom who only eats BBC's

Apply yourself

>ate italian
>refused pizza for shrimp alfredo

stay mad

and you apply for a job.

calm down tyrone

try not to shoot or rape anyone in your anger for once

Fuck you asshole

Master race combo is pepperoni and mushroom

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There's only three toppings for pizza, pepperoni, mushroom or sausage. The sausage better be quality with caraway seeds, too.

Everything else belongs on frozen pizza for children or is 'pizza-like dishes' for faggots.

I'm dissapointed OP pic doesn't have pepperoni nipples, desu

>implying Cici's isn't gourmet as fuck when you're high

>Cred Forums late night banter

God you're all retarded.

This.

You know how to eat pizza in this thread

>'it's good when your high!'

that's the same excuse for every food/movie/tv/game that is shit

>mushroom
>no chilli peppers
M8

>implying sausage pepper and onions on thin crust isn't GOAT

>No buffalo chicken pizza on the list

that's frozen pizza tier

I'm p. sure every frozen pizza i've ever eaten had that

No artichoke hearts xd

Are you black

Every black dude I know orders those

>late night banter

you mean early morning banter

don't worry though, in some hours us big strong, intelligent euros will take over this board again and make Cred Forums great again until ~ 11pm CET

>onions on pizza

I am white as the driven snow my friend.

Where do you live

in your mom

>don't worry though, in some hours us big strong, intelligent euros will take over this board again and make Cred Forums great again until ~ 11pm CET

You all discuss one sport. Literally one sport.

Fuck, even Australians discuss two or three.

If you aren't from NY, NJ, or CT your opinion on pizza doesn't matter

>Combo not on list
you racist, son?

This. Anyone who eats pizza with anything on it except pepperoni, sausage, or ziti comes from a place of pizza plebery. You'll get a pass for buffalo or BBQ chicken if youre under 18

Eh, I live right across the river from NJ and the pizza in my PA neighborhood is just as good. But your point is generally correct.

Quite sure we discuss more than 4 desu. It's just football dominates Cred Forums the same way it does IRL.

>or ziti

>no artichoke and bacon

Good going, shit-for-brains

>inb4 artichoke on these nuts

>ziti

>anchovies at bottom

Wow people really hate anchovies. I fucking love anchovies.....not as much as buffalo chicken though.

>this thread still up

we classic esspee now

>ziti

bacon is negashit tier

What in the fuck kind of list is this

Bacon is so horrible on pizza, it's crazy because I love Bacon off of pizza.

All pizza that isn't fathead pizza is shit fuck off fatties

t. homosexual

>tfw when amazing local pizza joint in bumfuck pa town
>square pan
>hot cheese and pepperoni

muh dick

pepperoni, sausage and onion is a patrician combo

elaborate?

Onion, green pepper and mushroom reporting. Sometimes I'll add tomatoes if I'm feeling dangerous

>Shrimp
DROPPED

Here's the real Pizza Power Rankings:
>GOD TIER
1. Cheese
2. Pepperoni
3. Sausage

>SHIT TIER
999999999999. Everything else

Anchovies are really really good. I'm sorry you don't have white people taste buds

My ex from Delaware thought ziti on pizza was a gift from god.

She loved it too much freaked me out

She also never saw hot dog carts before but that's a different story

I really appreciate that you have used avagadro's constant as a measure of how bad anchovies are on pizza

pizza is basically the same as sports

highly regionalized and generates vicious debate because of it (like teams)

enjoyed by males mostly

most of them are fat

Creatures from Delaware aren't human. They are ogres

they are good on their own, not on pizza though

ad hoc fallacy

i'm skinny as shit and have extensively sampled the best pizza that NYC and Chicago has to offer

more regions have their own sports teams than their own style of pizza, though

This is me. Add ground beef and its GOAT, fuck tomatoes though lol

>eating meat

1. Anchovies
2. Spinach
3. Banana Peppers

power gap

4. Onions
5. Tomatoes

power gap

6. Mushrooms
7. Extra Cheese

power gap

8000. Other Vegetables

power gap

90000000. Meat

>Eating bread

>no delicious slice of 'go 'za

>no prosciutto e funghi

Why are you so pleb?

I need a name... please put me out of my misery.

ham and mushrooms? that's a shit combo

>eating food

I just eat regular cheese pizzas because the ones with toppings are rather pricey.

isn't our Pizza something Europeans make fun of us for?

Also never tried shrimp or condensed milk and banana on pizza but now im intrigued. Chocolate and corn sound disgusting