/F1/ general - progressive edition

Start on fresh rubber, make sure the track is wet, leave before there's a dry line, make sure there aren't any penalties you'll have to carry forward.

Hopefully I finish before the super softs come into play, and if I hear "Fernando is faster than you." I'm going to be very unimpressed.

I would be less surprised to see Giovinazzi never make it to F1 than for him to make it

In a way it would be slightly problematic for him to actually win GP2 this year, because he doesn't have anything solid lined up for the future and he can't do another year of GP2. Probably wasn't really expecting to be fighting for the championship in his first year lol

Of course I want him to win but it really wouldn't be the worst thing for his career to lose slightly to Gasly, then win convincingly in 2017. Then again winning it in your first season would be also pretty impressive but everyone who knows anything is just gonna go "muh prema" and then he ends up driving DTM or being an eternal Ferrari reserve driver

Really wish the Sauber seats werent occupied by such useless drivers. They've already had their chance to leave their mark, especially Ericsson but apparently he's just going to stay in the sport forever despite the fact that his seat could be taken by at least 5 juniors who are probably better than him.

Haha well played sir

Yours was actually funny as fuck mate, quick wits!

>dat bulge

I'll pass, thanks.

>not knowing Kalindra

Prepare for winter

Did I miss anything in FP1/2 then lads?

Also a lack of Formul/a/ 1 in here

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Why aren't you in bed yet?

You missed a KMAG BBQ

It's 12pm

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Oh, so you got up early?
I assumed you went to bed late.

Noice. So are you Mexican lot back now after The Bantocaust

And whatever happened to this Aussie lad. Did that big bird get him?

8am for FP2 of course!

But now you have an entire afternoon of boredom to survive.

Just one and a half hours I am going to a friend in Zandvoort

Are you going to the beach?

>captcha just keeps getting more and more retarded

Probably just like, walk on it and eat lunch there but not swimming or anything the weather isn't that great today

Are you going to wear you bikini to show off your tight young body to dirty old men?

I told youts its not great weather you stupid idiot

Fair enough, smarty pants.

Are you going to go shopping?

Yes

This isnt racing or f1 you know

>Yes

What are you going to buy?
Some sexy new panties, perhaps?

maybe
stop asking things

>not using legacy captcha

What kind of panties?
A naughty little pink thong?
Some comfy boyshorts?

>This isnt racing or f1 you know
Where do you think you are lad?

I dont know yet, I know when I'm there

cross dressing freaks out

stop this shit

You should buy something tiny.

>daddy's sexy little girl belongs in sexy little panties

I know I dont want it either but I have no choice

I thought the ladyboy here was a brit. Then again AMXs popularity has brought all sorts in

stop replying to him you sissy bitch

I don't car what genitals toothpaste has, as long as she's a good girl.

>bitch

m8, don't talk to my little girl like that.

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My wife Iori is so cute.

Anyway... I hope you have a fun day out.

>when you're shopping, remember that Daddy likes tiny pink lacy things

I hope one day we have a QT F1 champion

>picture unrelated

You reckon they have to tape at all. Pretty snug fit in them cockpits enough as it is

The belts would have to hurt their breasts.

Feel bad for them really.
Imagine having your dick squashed by the belts the entire time.

fuuuuuuuuuug

Who /teamflörsch/ here?

hello where is f1 discussion?

she needs more experience

This product placement kek

Not here.

This thread is for sissy roleplay and anime posting.

When it's a race weekend with odd session times for your area do you lot power though on caffeine, wake up early or simply catch any stuff on catch-up later?

I'm not sure which disgusts me more.

The posting about traps and sissy's or the insistent idea that GP2/3 are in anyway good and fun to watch.

Did someone say sissy roleplay and anime posting?

it's not good because the drivers are inexperienced and only about three of them are talented enough for F1
but it's definitely fun to watch

sleep during FP 1 and 2, wake up early for quali and race

>german definition of fun

I'll pass

>crashes are not fun
fucking Swiss-Polish immigrants

>GP2 not fun to watch

I have such nostalgia for the Hungaroring. Every time we go back I'm reminded of Jenson Button's RELENTLESS performance (not my words, check wikipedia) at the 2004 Hungarian Grand Prix. I knew right then and there that he was future WDC material, despite the fact that he wasn't even in his prime yet.

I'd reckon it was a good 7 years before he hit his prime, at the 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. To think that he also won a WDC before then in an underperforming Brawn is simply incredible. IMO that was the greatest single season performance by a driver in F1 history, the kind of thing that puts Fangio, Senna, Prost, and Schumi all to shame.

It's absolutely pathetic that the man was never picked up by a powerhouse team like Ferrari or Red Bull. He would've put Vettel in his place and pounded his boipussy, just like he's done to his teammate every year. With such driving prowess, I can only assume that they made him an offer and, being the true Englishman he is, Button decided he'd rather rebuild his ailing childhood heroes, Mclaren.

Nonetheless, I would expect big things from Button this weekend. The Hungaroring is a real CHASSIS track and I'd bet Mclaren has the best one on the grid. Nothing short of a top 5 in quali would be acceptable. For the race, a podium is on the cards for sure. Just look at the stats this season. Rosberg won every race until Jenson put the Mclaren in the points, and since then hes only won once. He's in Rosbergs head, got that PSYCHOLOGICAL advantage, and will blow the kid the fuck out when they go wheel to wheel. He's gonna be gunning for the win, I'm sure of it. Honestly, the only question I have about this weekend is whether or not Lewis Hamilton can handle racing with a REAL BRITON.

Nobody cares. tl;dr

whoa hold on with the forbidden memes

>German funboy is back

YAY

This thread just got 100x better.

Get back in the box you little shit

That's not me, story?

mache alles

Is this the worst pub in Britian?

Who dat

Is she old enough yet?

/teamflörsch/ here

Bored shitless but not ready for bed, lads.

Should I make an Old Fashioned, or should I head out on the streets looking for something to photograph?

double chan
F1 board
mexico is a gamer and loves RGB leds
australia is kind of a bully and gets triggered by literally everything
at one point mexico had enough of the greentexting and promptly fucked off
australia memed him to death and probably fucked off afterwards

the end

I want pictures

was expecting an epic story, got Cred Forums greentext story, without the greentext

lol

Nuuu!! I just got out!

15 yo atm, 2bh la

Bait
you know the races are kino

I'll let her loins stew another year or two before I'm /teamflorsch/ then, regardless of what's on her car.

Mexico has no stories lad, you are America's Menorca just with drug danditos

Was meant to be bandito but dandito works too you crab fuckboi

I can't wait until lewlew screws Sophia and y'all melt in tears. Or get the largest erection ever.

Does that one Aussie still get all spooked whenever you post traps?

Nah I got over my shit and let one fuck me - now I know it's not my thing, but i don't have a hang up about them any more.

feminine dicks are fun

Where did it all go wrong for us?

Our ancestors fought so hard to survive and continue our bloodline and this how we repay them?

Hey look on the bright side lad we now live in the prime age of cunt spotting. Post your findings

outlawing memes

Bit much that mate

you don't owe your ancestors anything mate

they were just as insignificant as you are

thats the spirit

my.mixtape.moe/cxmroh.webm

Fuggen fire :DDDD

what ps2 game is this from

Ratchet & Clank 2

Metropolismania

wew

Why was FP1 on at 3AM but FP3 starts at the same time as FP2?

WRC this weekend as well
youtube.com/watch?v=uBZyiREzJvU
makes me miss the days when my PS3 was still working and I was playing Dirt 3 five hours a day

>brazil
>ever passing on dickgirls

legacy captcha is fucking shit and takes longer to cycle through to the numbers than it does to do the new captcha

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#Blacked

the Kymi ring is finally being constructed

who this semon demen??

Gemma Fisher.

Valtteri's fuck toy/Physio

ftfy

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her forearm is like half as thick as his dick

Frank Bruno

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alcohol regardless

GP2 is GOAT
GP3 is pretty poor this year
You are an idiot as per usual

I need something for scale. Is he that huge, or is she so small?

she's around 5'3 and he's 6'3 or 6'4 and used to be a boxer

manlet detected

It's not that unusual for adult males to be a head taller than women

I'm still here. She never contacted me kek

but her arm looks like one of a 10 years old kid

women tend not to have as muscular arms as men do lad

she's in good shape and has what you'd call an athletic figure, meaning lean muscle mass and not a huge amount of fat

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how much poo do you think came out there?

all of it

Condensed into a small ball shape maybe more like a walnut actually. He keeps it as a memento

RELENTLESS

Did the thread just break for anyone else?

Bit spooky yeah

300 GPs = 300 Grid Penalties

>>undefined
what

yes, spooky

>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined

kek'd

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Mango wobbler a cute

lol

well thats what they are

jokingly arm wrestle a girl colleague or classmate and tell them to push as hard as they can

true "red pill" moment even if you have no muscle. Not like pol redpill lmao women are all shit and retarded but just a general realization that the strength levels of women are just not comparable to men

Amateur High School boys run faster than world record women

My question is

>In a sport where the focus is essentially on mentality are there no actually competitive female drivers?

Maybe Tatiana and Sofia Floerchasdksach but other than that there's almost none, inb4 Danica Patrick or Susie Wolff

>tricky smiling as always
>otheres are "meh"
You got no friends left there Jenson.

>McLaren's "pub" only has Corona
fucking DISGUSTING

Nando has some sort of thousand yard stare going on.

me on the far left

From left to right:
>McLaren guy: hmm... Jensen has a nice ass
>Fernando: I wish I had two pectorals
>Rick: smile for the camera don't think about Fernando's hand on you ass... All smiles
>Jensen: ah, only 4 people showed up... At least my RELENTLESS buddy Dan's here
>Marcus: oOohHhHhh shiiitittt I think I just poOOOooped a little
>Stoppel: [tripping balls contemplating the meaning of Ron dennis]
>Journalist: I really hope Cheryl calls me back, the amount of time she's spending with Lamar has me worried

I didn't buy any undies
Now I am going to eat dinners

Is it gonna be vegan?

>I didn't buy any undies

You disappoint me.

Can any of our resident Button fans confirm the existence of Scampi Fries in Britain's pubs?

What even are they?

How many dates until you let him shove it up your pooper?

>Connect 4

General pub snack

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my.mixtape.moe/umjvcr.mp4

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Don't worry Ausbro I just bought a 12 pack, just 4U

Same company also do these bad boys

balti mix to be quite honest lads

feminine dicks and all that

You're talking about Max, right?

That one with the 1 balloon looks a bit too much like a dick. Also the big bird with the cake, I didn't even know they did that size over there

>male
>jean shorts

RRRRREEEEEEEEE

he should wear leggings and a miniskirt instead desu

>male
>sneakers
hello America

what did he mean by this?

perez' sponsors need to hurry up with their decision.

motorsport.com/f1/news/perez-linked-to-haas-as-force-india-deadline-looms-831503/

>With Perez determined to be in the best possible position to secure a Ferrari seat for 2018 – which is why he has turned down a three-year offer of a switch to Renault – joining the American outfit would make sense

>A potential switch to Haas for Perez would be at the expense of compatriot Esteban Gutierrez – but one possibility then would be for him to take Perez’s place at Force India. Such a swap deal could be sweetened by sponsorship deals from their backers

ferrari didn't take perez when he was at sauber and i hope they won't now. and for fuck sake, i really hope force india don't take gutierrez - he just can't string a weekend together.

mtv.fi/sport/f1/uutinen/artikkeli/raikkonen-naurahti-ferrarin-mokalle-mekaanikot-unohtivat-lampun-polkimien-alle/6097340
>Raikkonen's Ferrari laughed problems - mechanics forgot the flashlight under the pedals
>the Calais Migrant Camp of Maranello

are any of these people actually women?

my.mixtape.moe/bykjsf.mp4

She a cute

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Too bad she had a stroke.

> these are top level girls in Malaysia

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I'd let her specialize my human performance

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Left side of her face is paralyzed. You could communicate your desires there every night and she'd never notice.

not true lad, she just has a bit of an asymmetrical mouth

>Perez to Haas

career suicide

i'd like her to give me a stroke

(Checked)
Or, like, you choose the good side of the bed and it works.

That's pretty weak. I had a pretty bad stroke and I just speak like I'm tipsy all the time. If she's running William's fitness, no wonder they're losing against pooinloos.

She's normal, it's just how her face works.

Oh sorry

>Feature kino 6:50AM
>Sprint kino 6:20AM

Fucking hell.

youtu.be/ehrA_lTWquA

>toothpastes

>McLaren hasn't won a race in almost four years

be glad that you're two hours ahead of the uk, binland

What a fawning little bitch....

>This thread is for sissy roleplay and anime posting.

So a normal F1 thread, then...

What meme qualy should F1 try out in the first two GPs next year before dropping?

Just you wait and see. Mclaren are gonna be solid podium finishers next year, then Button will make his RELENTLESS comeback in 2018 and win another WDC

Or Amx will realize his full potential and wins his first WDC at 21

slowest team gets unlimited running for the whole hour, next slowest gets 55 minutes, next slowest gets 50 minutes etc etc until the quickest team gets just 10 minutes

or slowest team gets to choose however much fuel they want to run, next slowest gets 5kg more than that, etc etc, quickest team gets 50kg more than the slowest team

each team has a mandatory female 3rd driver, they qualify for the boys.

Sprint at 1/3 race distance for 1/3 points that lines up reverse grid based on the previous sprint qualy's results (the first weekend's sprint grid will be randomly assigned)

Single lap quali in GP2 or old (but the same) V10 F1 cars, followed immediately by 1/3rd length sprint race. Grid starts with the finishing order, and current carbabbys get exposed.

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>22 car grid
>knockout quali
>11th position is the first position set/eliminated
>If you are slower or faster than 11th, you're stuck on that side of the grid
>next position set is 10, 12, 9, 13, 8, 14, 7, etc.
>times reset after every 4 positions are set
>session ends with two slowest and two fastest cars on track

It would take forever and it would be insanely complicated, but you'd have action the whole time

Feature 11:50pm
sprin 11:20pm
with gp3 couple hours earlier
Sorry dude

WELL DONE SEPANG

>GP2 before FP3 and Quali

Isn't it usually the other way around?

>1.5 hour long session
>Unlimited single lap runs (out-lap, fast lap, in-lap)
>Only one car is allowed on track at any one time
>Cars stack up at the end of the pitlane to have a run
>You can jump the queue of waiting cars but you have to delete any time you have set so far (all or nothing)

Basically one lap qualifying but without the lottery of rain ruining it. If you get caught out by the rain it is your own fault for not going earlier.
Also pit garage order is determined by championship order with leaders at the back of the pitlane. This is just to give a slight advantage to the lower teams.

I hope that isn't complicated to understand.

how does one girl qualify for the other two drivers?
jesus paste get it together

yeah, the schedule for malaysia is fucked up for some reason, practice was on thursday for gp2 ffs

>Watch cute girls doing cute things show >recommended by thick nick
>cute shit so far nothing special
>characters all eating & having fun
>someone says while eating "if only life was this sweet"
>"if only life was this sweet"

I know now why you gorge yourself on ice cream, but it something I can never do

They are running a load of local series as well so GP2/3 got moved.

F1 cars can't sit at the end of the pitlane for any significant time or the engine will overheat. Having cars on track together is the only thing which can make quali slightly interesting. Your idea is absolutely moronic.

Seeing a drivers entire lap >>> Only seeing the cars cross the finish line like we currently get

The best part of single lap runs was that we got to see every corner of a quali lap and the lower teams got equal screen time.
This is an in-between.

If you put it in the rules that the cars have to be at the end of pitlane for some time the teams will build them to survive.
If they had electronic starters and could move under ERS only then it wouldn't be an issue.

ethnic minority/female/trans drivers get promoted to the front of the grid

Peru lad get on this. Pop a skirt on maybe let some rich oil tycoon break in your shit shooter & BAM great shot at 2017 title

>here's an entire lap of a Sauber
>here's an entire lap of a Manor
>here's Gutierrez
>here's Palmer
>you also have to wait for their in and out laps
yeah that sounds fucking great

I would be so happy if they did a spec/kart/rallycross race with all the drivers. Even if it was only twice

Out-laps can start when in-laps begin.

>He doesn't want to be able to watch backmarkers run and be able to compare them properly

You are the sort of person who didn't like Minardi or Jordan.

>You now remember Friday/Saturday aggregate qualifying

crap I messed up....

LOOK! I'm just a toothpaste ok? pls no bully

The one on the far left of the picture is the only one that could be considered a model.

Those legs are splendorous.

A swap deal would be hella cool, imagine Gutierrez and Perez exchanging Pointers over their old positions over dinner, it would be so based.

r8 my toothpaste, I heard mad amx lets his sister brush his teeth for him using this particular brand

What happens if Gimi finishes above Vettel this season? He's only 5 points behind in the WDC and has found a rich vein of form.
Will he stay beyond 2018? It'll probably fuck with Vettel mentally and we might get some nice memes

This is better, mate. My dentist recommended it to me.

I'm not a ginger though

Me facial hair is red if I don't shave. And my dickhair.

I'm so sorry

my dentist recommends this desu

chance of cheeky seb on pole tomorrow?

ROSHAMVES

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when u guys saw this on tv how did u feel knowing u were about to see it 10 trillion times on /f1/ over the next few yrs

So you just want Indy qualifying

Yeah pretty much.

But they only do it at the 500.

Magnussen would have died with the halo.

My sister is quite fond of it

He would had been a bit burnt instead of a bit toasty.

Racing clothes are supposed to be fire resistant.

he could've used it like a ladder rung to pull himself out of the car

would've only taken 1 or 2 more seconds

and the renault guys didn't exactly tell him to get out of the car quickly, they had a pretty delayed reaction

>Died
>Of a fire
>While wearing a fireproof suit
>In the pitlane
>Surrounded by marshals
>With fire extinguishers

Short of the car exploding KMag wasn't gonna die

i wonder what would've happened if the car had the halo on and the fire happened when he was out on track and not right in front of his garage

It isn't the fire that kills you. Its the nerve gas released by the combusting 3d printed F1 parts.

All drivers should wear respirators connected to an oxygen tank in the car somewhere.

>oxygen tank
>when a car is on fire
do you realise that the fire would heat up the oxygen, pressurising the tank beyond its structural limit and cause it to assplode?

so put a halo around the tank
christ its not complicated

>Implying Ferrari wouldn't continue to fuck up Gimi's strategy/car

Ferrari know they've invested in a confirmed carbabby so need to try save face without James Allison to sort the Italians out and compensate. They probably didn't expect him to actually start trying again considering he'd checked out entirely by 2014.

Here is an idea

How about making F1 cars not look like shit?

Nose on the ferrari makes me want to kill myself

They still look better than this old chub.

GP3 in 2 bongs 15 bings right?

Guys, I don't want the Brazilian GP to die. ;.;

Cigarettes and porn mag sponsorship, those were the good days

no

kys

Have any of the drivers described Sepang as 'fun' or enjoyable to some extent?

Tried it in AC, reminded me of Hungaroring, but less claustrophobic.

no

Wouldn't be surprised if Vettel did, since it's easily one of his best tracks. Can't recall him saying anything about it though.

chub tho

>There are people who actually like ground effect cars

Easily the ugliest era of F1

Penis nose looked better

GP3 Race 1 start time:
timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=122&iso=20161001T1030&msg=GP3 Race 1&sort=1

GP2 start time:
timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=122&iso=20161001T1150&msg=GP2 Race 1&sort=1

>You see how nice I am to all of you?

it's a super wide track, 16m at its narrowest, 22m at its widest... spa, interlagos and most other old school tracks are 10m all the way round except for the start straight

I appreciate your effort

Guys

What if nico wins

lmao not gonna happen

then he'll talk in italian/german to whoever is with him and lewis on the podium
if kvyat joined them, they would probably talk in russian

You shut your whore mouth

To those who aren't too lazy (as I am) to watch the lower formula, how do you rate Palmer - is the Sky teams constant insistence 'he improves through the season' actually true?

We celebrate.

Palmer is shit.
Textbook example of the British media inflating and fellating any cock that tastes remotely British.

Reminder that Hamilton had a hair transplant

GP3 RACE 1 IN 1 BONG
GP3 RACE 1 IN 1 BONG
GP3 RACE 1 IN 1 BONG

Surely not that shit when he won the GP2 championship though?

who the fuck made this weekend schedule? GP3 and GPKino first then FP3 and Qually?

And then race at 2 am

In his fourth year.
That's like a high school senior beating up juniors.

They have F1 as late in the day as possible so it's closer to sunrise for Euros, that way normies can get up a few hours early and watch it.

If they had GPx after F1, F1 would have to be earlier in the day, which would put it at 3am Euro time, and normies would be mad.

Reminder that Fangio was the ultimate carbabby:
>8 years in F1
>5 WDC's with 4 different teams in 4 different cars
>Even switched teams 4 races into the 1954 season
At least Vettel had the decency to stay with Red Bull for all four of his championships.

youtube.com/watch?v=xXIVxBN8078

>tfw your nation will never have it's own F1 category ever again

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Formula_1

>tfw every commercial on sky f1 is british draftkings

end the pain

Would still rather watch them than this Herbet special for the 345345th time

>no le passionate italian guy

GP3 broadcast is go

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

W E W
E
W

>Leclerc

IT'S HAPPENED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
THIS COULD CHANGE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - THIS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

ROS
RAI
RIC

>worst Alesi

>Rio

From F1 driver to GP3 trophy delivery duties, what a shame

GP2 in 25 bings

Please tell me that gp2 is better than the shit i just saw.

GP2 is better than GP3. Both are spec series but GP2 has DRS while GP3 does not.

Also, better drivers than can drive and worst drivers that can cause chaos. Can't wait for Cecotto and Canamasas Murder Ball

>4 am qualy

*345346th time

>start Sky F1 stream
>it's Johnny Herbert talking about how he turned his legs into ground meat at Brands Hatch in 1723

Every fucking time, I swear.

GP2 broadcast is go

G I O
I
O

Here we go.

2015 F1 pole position: 1:49.834
2016 GP2 pole position: 1:42.181

TRACTOR CUNT

>Markelov's car breaks during the formation lap
Off to a promising start

>meme category is meme

Spoiler alert: Giovinazzi wins, Gasly DNF, Marciello 4th

M A R K E L O V
A
R
K
E
L
O
V

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Tractor cunt likes to hunt

Sirotkin DNF

Fucking hell

where the fuck is tractor cunt going, take that shit out of the fucking track

>tractorcunt

Markelov has GOAT team radio, why couldn't it be one of the asian pay drivers who had to retire

This is so embarrassing

good job Charlie you utter cuckweasel

1999 F1 pole position: 1:39.688

:^)

Absolute kinography. Such meme. Wow.

2004 F1 pole position: 1:33.074

M A R C I E L L O

GIOVINAZZI IS A GOD

FUCKING GOAT

GASLY BTFO

you were saying? ;^)

Gio the nazi up to 2nd already!

>le shouty gp2 man

Is it always like this? I usually get Norwegian commentators.

>Ghastly

Gasly? More like Spazly.

>Gaslel
universalchokingsign.jpg

Pleb tier commentator 101:
>more shouting = more exciting

At least we get excitable Italian man as co-commentator

How is Gengar so shit?

Gasly OUT OUF THE POINTS

thanks based bitch evans!

It's really grating my ears, but yeah, the Italian is hilarious.

>the Italian

fwiw: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davide_Valsecchi

shitifi exposed
inferior canadian junior driver

dammit my national pride has gone down the drain

How is the gp2?
is it a kino race?
on my phone in rural australia so im missing it

>no DRS on the front straight

kino racing
race control are being dipsticks

Gasly fucked up his start, he's like 10th or 11th and struggling. Giovinazzi leads from Sirotkin and Marciello.

I rate it 3/5 so far.

No shit

total paydriver, full shit tier

great as per usual

Gasly had the worst start of the season and is out of the points
Gio is leading and will probably win
Gasly might be able to get some points back, maybe a podium

he's also a bit of a tublord desu

Who is this demon?

>will be a interesting to cheeek it outt

frederica masolin

3 dead careers

>team orders in GP2

If prema actually just choked this

I mean fucking why

Sweet jesus

>Gasly
Lel

>"the Red Bull drivers, Jos and Max Verstappen"

Didn't know that Red Bull had signed Jos to the young driver program.

I would eat that ass for days

Whoever managed to pull me out of there would be crowned King Arthur.

>how to ensure you will not drive in F1 in 2017 even though you had a certain seat available

based Pierre

EVANS!

Go for it Mallya

GALSY OUT OF POINTS

This is beyond embarrassing.

But who could Toro Rosso get in his place?

>But who could Toro Rosso get in his place?

The driver who will actually win the GP2 title.

hahahahhaahha

thanks gustav

Why do I enjoy Gasly getting BTFO this much? It's been like this since the first race of the season.

>mfw I'm Kvyat and I'm watching this

>LYNN

absolute kino

because hes a shit driver with shitty corporate backing getting btfo by indonesian chicken

>rowland

Absolute Kino 5/5 race.

GIO THE NAZI!

GLORIOUS NAZI OVERTAKE

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

BEST EVER

GIO!

If only F1 was like this.

>That overtake
Beautiful

Based Gio. I want to see this guy in F1 next year.

A spec series with fried chicken sponsors?

:^)

Ok if Giovinazzi doesn't get a drive in F1 after this, I don't know what its going to take

How can anyone be interested in Gasly when this is being done by his teammate?

K I N O
I K O N
N O K I
O N I K

>Gasly overtaken by CANAMASAS

>Gasly P12

lol

>Ok if Giovinazzi doesn't get a drive in F1

Isn't he the only top GP2 driver without a development/young driver/whatever arrangement with an F1 team or some shit?

Yes. He's also the only top GP2 driver who's a rookie in the series.

he's officially unofficially a Ferrari junior driver

well memed gp2

kino camera shot of slowland's spin

gp2 outmemed all of us

Gio the Nazi wins again

W E W
E
W

Giovinazzi is going to be 23 at the start of the season, which is pretty old by the current F1 standards. Not to mention that most of the decent seats have already been taken

Gio needs a seat in F1.

wew

younger than Stoffel t b h

Vandoorne's 24. There's no reason that should be much of an argument.

JUST

Yea give it a few seasons of le young rookies like Verstappen and Stroll fucking their shit up in F1 and acting like babbies and teams will notice that the actual proper age to graduate to F1 is around 21-22

>0 (zero) wins

Agreed. Especially next year with le fastest ever cars.

>there are people in this community that question the greatness of gp2
im always a little dissapointed when we dont collectively shit on the gp2/gp3 haters
that brit from the last thread got off too easy
literally behead those that insult gpkino tbhfam

Is this the best season of GP2 ever?

Fuck Gastly

>acting like babbies

Fucking seriously. Do we really want an F1 full of edgy "whateva, I do what I want" children like Max?

youtube.com/watch?v=BLPM-P7mNQw

>choosing le choking teenager that is also balding rapidly over this handsome italian alpha male

Helmut Marko confirmed for pathetic KEK

that will mean meme racing
in the pinnacle of motorsport
audiences would flourish

you're not as smart as you think, oz

Mansell's probably too nice to say it in public, but I like how he called out the steadily lowering age of entry into the sport in his book. The likes of Verstappen are proving him right - these kids are way too immature and in no way ready for the sport.

>that brit

He's probably only interested in riding Hamilton's dick and isn't an actual motorsport fan.

>on a similar note, notice how there's no toothpaste atm

This is the first GP2 race I watched in ages and I'm glad I did. Gio's really impressive. Were the other races this season just as good?

Funnily enough, Gasly doesn't even have a silver lining with his results

He still starts behind Giovinazzi tomorrow. GIO P8 and GAS P11 or something.

I don't want to jinx it but i wouldn't consider a Giovinazzi double to be an impossibility

>What kinda championship u want?

you should see the austria feature

Every race of the season has been absolute kino. Highlight of the weekend every single time.

Yes but Baku was epic

Yea.

Replays here for those interested

racing4everyone.eu/yr2016/2016-gp2/

The Baku races are the absolute highlight. Monza, Silverstone, Austria were a lot better than anything in F1

Thanks a ton. I'll be sure to watch them.

Baku was just something else
I dont think any other sport thread has had a relative epic experience this year as f1 had with the baku gp2 feature race
i mean the memes and walls of WELL DONE BAKU and that turn 1... it was just K I N O in every letter of the word

Exactly. I mean we're going to get a 25 year old rookie Vandoorne and I'm going to assume that he's going to be much more professional than e.g. Verstappen.

All teams should honestly just throw their drivers into GP2 as a proper test of whether they deserve to be in F1 or not

Bernie and flavio own gp3 and gp2
So bernie knows how to make a good spec series and not fuck it up
Bernie also owns the rights to gp1 name and brand etc
kinda hope he gets brutally pushed out of f1 and as his final fuck you to the americans sets up the gp1 that we all want

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>Eddie Irvine in his native habitat

Any way to watch the gp2 race?

>Multi-21, Seb. Multi-21.

How they showed it in the season review (dailymotion.com/video/x36ywss from 37:16 to 37:42) still cracks me up. Comedy gold.

so... fp3 in 19 bings, stream?

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Digits and I'll watch FP3 before going to the store
No digits and I'll go to the store right now

henno

578a8b852abcbe2c837f4f6db5ee30bdc3cfe2ee (6000kbps)
a9ba4178f7a36c8872d624a5a9073669ccef33a1 (3000kbps)
fc571ec51ac8ba79207eb8e9fa6bb2ef6852a2a4 (1200kbps)

>Mark Webber says he ignored team orders in British Grand Prix battle
autosport.com/news/report.php/id/93001

>""Of course I ignored the team because I wanted to try and get a place"
>"Of course I ignored the team"
>"Of course"

Hypocritical cunt.

what said desu

sky also replay gp2 randomly throughout the race weekend when they have gaps to fill

thanks binland

I'll forever be thankful that the 2013 review put him in his place by showing the times when he fucked up or disobeyed. Scummiest driver since James Hunt.

I like you Romania.
If you were a Romanian cam girl I'd go private with you anytime.

>it's a HAMROSVET episode

Will it be? Last I recall, AMuS said that Verstappen's long run pace was better than that of Hamilton and Rosberg, so even if quali is as predictable as ever, the race might not be.

red bull run with higher engine modes than merc on fridays

the only session that red bull were faster than merc was monaco quali

And then managed to play the victim on top of it all

It's so clear that he just got ultra mad because his young teammate was destroying him

>henno

Just use the overlay m8

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Newfag to F1
How do I watch these with VLC
I ain't waiting until 4 AM to watch this shit on TSN

Are the GP2 tires the same as F1?

Pirelli should make tires that behave like that with the F1 cars. Noticeable degradation and eventual cliff but actual ability to push and race without tires being gone after 1 lap

You have to use Ace Player

acestream senpai

>How do I watch these with VLC

You need acestream m8

dl.acestream.org/products/acestream-full/win/latest

>closed source russian software
>probably spys on you
>dem streams doe

it's also p2p, so it will chew your data if you have metered uploads and a data cap

>tfw I have neither

youtube.com/watch?v=8nLf6tLHAZg

Finnish is so weird

and don't forget to donate

ty lads

She has a retarded voice and honestly sounds a bit stupid

Not really.

youtube.com/watch?v=xgU6JK4dOHQ

yep. henno's underaged male prostitutes don't pay for themselves

Is Australia here too.

I'm literally on top of you.
>you little slut

You can't say that

Why would anyone ever donate for someone illegally streaming a TV broadcast that he doens't even host himself?

>"all costs go towards improving the stream"

Don't make me ban you from wearing panties for the rest of the day.

Can we have feet pics from qt dutch poster pls?

>Haas

Grosjean bitching incoming

>worst car ever

HAAS drivers in charge of going straight

>dode haas

Next year's car will be better.
They're going to use IRS and EFI.

>'Murica

contact sky with proof he's livestreaming

or contact the city of london police PIPU

hahahah

based aussie bantz

>contact sky

Been trying to find an anti-piracy contact for Sky, but no luck.

PIPU might be a lead. Thanks.

NOTHING IS SOLVE

Oh fuck, hats are back

>refresh and check OP

underrated

you could try this email [email protected]

business.sky.com/fighting-fraud/

>Wake up
>GP2 shit in the thread

Can you not just make your own thread when it runs?

That's for pubs though

worth a try though right? if they can't help directly they might be able to point you to the relevant team in the copyright department

Possibly. I really just want an email I can talk to a person with so I can explain it all.

Nothing wrong with a watts linkage m8

>he doesn't rate gp2

sky are cucks tbf, according to their forums they don't have customer service emails

>tfw no fucking idea what to choose for Badger

they look like siblings

>sky are cucks tbf

What does my head in, is why is it so fucking hard to dob someone in to them?
No wonder people get away with streaming.

don't talk to me or my sister-wife ever again

I bet she grunts in bed

I want to show a few of my friends some of the better seasons from over the years. Which reviews besides the great memey ones from '82, '84 and '86, would you recommend? They're long-time fans but they haven't rewatched any of the older seasons and they're quite open to the idea.

Stupid question
Are there supposed to be sparks flying?
Why don't they do something about this?
It can't be good for the car

I bet he has a shotgun under the bed

They put titanium (?) plates underneath the cars specifically so there would be more sparks.

they actually do that deliberately for "muh show"

Nah those sparks are alright

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Well actually the titanium skid blocks are also safer then the previous ones as they grind easier so don't come off in chunks which apparently the previous metal did.

They're meant to do that.

Running close to the ground is better for aero, but rubbing on the ground damages obviously the car.
So they run skid blocks, to rub the ground instead of the car.

They used to use carbon fiber ones (which didn't spark), and metal before that (70s-80s-90s), but the FIA made them go back to metal (titanium) ones, because they wear faster which means the teams can't let the car rub as much.

All the aspys got mad because somehow the sparks are fake.

'murican technology is amazing

i want this bed

Yes. They added that season or two back so it would look nice on tv especially in night races

dead "sport" desu

>tfw your teammate kicks the shit out of you

D E V O
E
V
O

At least this way he won't get the chance to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again.

wow thank you
Cred Forums is comfy
are there any night races besides Singapore?

also one last question I've been wondering for a while, why are the camera thingies (I highlighted it in green) shaped like this? what else is in that thing that makes it so wide, and why is it not rounded at the ends?

>Rossi signs with Andretti for Indycar 2017
racer.com/indycar/item/134962-indycar-rossi-re-signs-with-andretti

This is now officially your best hope for an F1 driver, America.

Bahrain is 100% night race
Abu Dhabi is a dusk race and finishes in the dark

Auto cleaning mechanism for the camera plus some transponders or recorders I imagine
It is designed to be aero neutral so it doesn't provide any down force.

>are there any night races besides Singapore?
Bahrain and Abu Dhabi (Abu Dhabi is an evening race, goes from dusk to twilight to darkness)
>also one last question I've been wondering for a while, why are the camera thingies (I highlighted it in green) shaped like this? what else is in that thing that makes it so wide, and why is it not rounded at the ends?
one camera pointing forward, one camera pointing backwards. the cameras are both on the left-hand-side from their point of view, this allows for more compact packaging than having them centred.

>45 minutes of Sky filler until qualy coverage

Let me guess, the Johnny Herbert Story?

Well fuck me dead

Watch the Norm Smith presentation

Don't like football m8

Wow Sutil has a big hat

for you

LIFT ME UP LIFT ME UP

What did they mean by this?

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>button first driver to reach 300 races by not driving for ferrari
The fuck kind of stat is that.

Ricky is going to take a pic of himself giving old mate a bit of bumfun, then he's going to send the pic to Lewis with the caption "you're next bb".

Should completely mentally destroy Hamilton as he questions his sexuality instead of focusing on qualy.

Sounds racist m8, you should lodge a complaint

Sky pre-qual coverage is go

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Have we started the fire?

Porsche Super Dull

that's not the only thing that's big

missed the GP2 race this morning
was it fun and worth catching?

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Yes. Luigi won, Pierre lost, some epic battles were had.

4/5 kinography stars

>Lewis takes a selfie stick to an office building and sits down in a dark room delivering a monologue to the camera
>Nico engages with the presenter
yet Sky thinks Lewis is the "good" goy?

Yep.

Yea see its this cunr i was talking about

Gp2 and gp3 are feeder series owned by bernie you dumb cunt and almost all the drivers on the grid drove in it or won it, it is f1 and its apart of the f1 experience

BASED ZINARDI

>criticising the "Nico only won because Lewis had a bad day" narrative

>kyvat likes games of thrones

DROPPED

Renault want 2 new drivers for next year, most likely Hülkenberg, Bottas and Sainz.

Based Russian Kyvat hating disgusting homosexuals.

Kvyat is handsome af

>trying this hard to be edgy

Are you under 20 m8?

scoodeeria

fuk off farage go back to Cred Forums

Martin: I just wanted to give you a hug but I won't because I'm British and you're too tall
Kyvat: And you're a man

I can only hope

>Feeder series
>Into_the_trash_it_goes.jpg

If you ain't first your last

Sky continuing to suck Palma's dick. He's so shit.

Are you retarded m8?

>he doesn't want to cuddle other men
>"hurr hurr based Kyvat hates disgusting homosexuals"

Stop projecting so hard you closeted self-hating faget

>Britain in charge of spelling

He is ugly af, have you ever seen those teeth of his?

Shutup faggot he wouldn't even have said it if he clearly doesn't hate flaming homosexuals like you.

are you thinking of ericsson?

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>Perez and Hulkenberg stay at Force India
>Bottas stays at Williams
>Magnussen kills himself
>Palmer moves to Jaguar's GT team
>Ocon stays at Manor because Mercedes don't want him to go to Renault

What now?

He looks inbred

new thread

you can prefer not to cuddle with people of the same sex without being a disgusting homophobe, faggot