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I think Nemoidians just took bondage very seriously.

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Is this /bundes/?

Not a lot of Dortmund there, eh?

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>abwehr

Wasn't that the secret service?

>Grischa Prömel
Now that is an ugly name

Is Julian an elite name?

>Haberer
lel

?

It's a general term for defense

It's a Viennese expression for Kumpel

>secret service named Defense
>is very terrible at it

Chaplin did fuck everything up didn't he

ah

I swear the Kimmich meme will cost us so many trophies.

it was good looking at what it all went against
but let's not have one of those threads again

Still better than the Rudy meme

do you have any good fullbacks?

Uli pays big money to keep Dortmunders out of the Nati.

sure? at least Rudy wont try to be Messi and lose every god damn ball.

Kimmich is one of the ten best players in the world right now.

Why can Leipzig not have Red Bull in their name but Leverkusen can have Bayer in theirs

Danke Schone

Stocker's been handed a return to the NT as one of 12 Bundesliga players in the Swiss squad.

because they don't want to
looking like a corporate team is not a good thing in Germany

Kimmich is good tho, he just sucks at defending

Rudy loses every ball regardless

>tfw the CSL (4) is our most represented league after the English Championship (5)

what's the best Ramen? I'm new to HartzIV food, please help.

Much needed

new Klatschpappen delivery?

Ramen is shit, eat Pizza instead

Can you bring buyern fans to clap louder by raising their pay?

Hey :)

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I don't have the space to store more than 4 Tiefkühlpizzas, I could easily store 30 packs of Ramen though. I just don't know which one to order.

Köge Bugt seems to have expanded and swallowed Copenhagen and Amager.

just cook your own food instead of eating this processed shit you fucking faggots

cooking is easy to learn and to do, and cooking stuff in bulk is very cheap for your wallet

Make soup instead.

>not having your gf cook for you
You're the faggot here

>having a gf

get the fuck out, normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/Bundes/ is 80% normie, Freund.
YOU get out if you don't like it.

>hurr durr
I've always cooked for myself but I don't have the time to do it next three months.

Personally i like Yum Yum Duck Flavour the most, Green Curry Flavour is also good

amazon.de/Yum-Instantnudeln-Ente-30er-Pack/dp/B00555Y5G0/ref=pd_sim_325_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T1D8B2A9M7ME7AFGETRT

Where are the mods when you need a thread deleted?

Remember when /bundesu/ was 90% anime?

because we are the mods
Cred Forums is essentially Axis ruled now

>shkodran
>jerome
>mesut
>ilkay
>serge
>mahmoud
>leroy
>nadiem

real nice not-at-all african or arab culture you got there Germany

who /RBLeipzig/ here?

>sport teams of Western countries in 2016 are not 100% white and native
shocker

I'm extremely anti Leipzig. Against modern football.

Leipzig will steamroll Augsburg right?

here, at least they are spicing up the league a bit.

I will try them.

>tfw da Rasenball will win da bundes for da land

Here. Easily the most interesting Bundes team of the last decade.

Did interesting kill Bowie or am I remembering it wrong?

looks like Mark Wahlberg

What happened to Serbia?

hello i am here now

>cooking fags ACTUALLY believe cooking is better than paying a professional to cook your meal of choice just for you
mein sides, when will they learn?

enjoy Mahmet jizzing in your soup, Jan-Lukas.

>eating
spotted the fatties

implying alot here

yes. lifelong /bull/ here

what part of leipzig are you from m8

wtf, half of those names aren't even on there

someone apparently put something nasty in your afternoon tea, nigel-mohamed

>it's a nutrition autist post

>it's a comment on other poster's comments post

And here we see the Anglo in his natural habitat. Being used to corporations playing in his league, he naturally flocks to the first plastic "team" that enters the Bondosliga. He may or may not become a shareholder as capitalism transcends all borders.

Alfredo Pizza >> Ja! Pizza

>t. Bayern ultra

Red Bull London when?
Mateshit would fit right in with the other sugardaddy owners.

too exspensive

God bless the ja! company. They have carried me through many dark nights and spared me the terror of starvation. There's literally no better food company than ja.

literally all the cheap aldi stuff is better

>Somehow Schalke is back now that they beat an austrian Bundesliga club who is notorious for being shit in international games

I recommend watching youtu.be/ozjy_Iu_jOE for the entertainment

lifelong /rasenball/ fan here

this is /Teutonenfußball/, though

why doesn't the game start now :(((((((((((((

Looking forward to this tomoz

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Is this /bundes/?

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>no Börk

>Poulsen over Selke
Do they want to lose?

>/ref=
Nice try Mr. Schekelstein.

>wiederkehrende Lieferung
how lazy can a person get?

good night

>tfw no yui, konata, hakase, etc.

>not staying up for the Roten Bullen

calm down chump, i only like because SCOTLAND'S NEXT GREAT HOPE OLIVER BURKE plays for the based bulls

>poonion
>keller

Where there not over a 100 replies here a few minutes ago?

Dortmund plays tomorrow.

I deleted them

Eat shit Neinhold you autistic NEET.

I'm Emily

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>Kikburg
just relegate them already

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Good trick

>the state of friday evening /bundes/

LE CUT INSIDE KOREAN

see here

see here

>RedBull bought the ref again

Kein Tor für Leipzig!

Why is /bundes/ filled with trash and off-topic posts?

see here

see

I really don't know proper Bundesliga discussion seems to be impossible.
Maybe Germans are just too autistic.

Its mainly posters like denmark,brazil, and australia who start the off-topic ''discussion''.

true

>go into bundesliga thread
>nothing but german flags
>go into EPL thread
>flags from all over the world

how does it feel that nobody gives a shit about your league, nazis?

What did I do now?

Every bait deserves a (You). Have one on me.

why are they playing footie when the banks are about to collapse?

It's maybe the fourth or fifth best league in Europe. Considering this, I think the Bundesliga really punches above its weight often and the interest in these itt threads suddenly doesn't look so bad.

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>fourth or fifth best league in Europe
lel

You think it's worse than that? I would still put it ahead of the Portuguese league.

PL
La Liga
Serie A
Eredivise

>EPL
that would imply that the Premier League is mostly English which it is not

is in love with and is jealous

I'd say it's the 4th best league in Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=lWDm6tqaBlI

that beer looks disgusting

dude, I hope you are baiting, but just for clarification:

Lel Liga > > > EPLel > Bundes > > > Serie A > Ligue 1

Hello I'm hier jetzt.
Not Konata btw.
Interesting OP, but I like my "Drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass" OPs better.
Thanks for reading

you look disgusting

>muh plastic fans and tourists

how does it feel being a fan of a multicultural meme league financed by muslims?

Is this satire?

I would say La Liga > Premier League > Serie A > Ligue 1 > Bundes and then Portugal right behind, snapping at the heels

Ligue 1, Bundes and Portugal are all very close to each other, so depending on results this season it can all turn upside down

what are all these deleted posts about? care to explain?

>drunkmark

hopefully not

Frozen 'za

didn't read desu

Jellymark, my fave

Alright shitmark, you can fuck off now. You are dumb as shit.

>Serie A and Ligue 1 better than the Bundesliga
hahahahaha

The first 2 or 3 post were "Is this /bundes/ posts.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71572919/#71572964

>I would say La Liga > Premier League > Serie A > Ligue 1 > Bundes and then Portugal right behind, snapping at the heels
What have Serie A and Ligue 1 teams won in the last five years? BL has one CL win and 2nd in CL twice.

>user turn football off and come to the beach with me!

Did you watch the Champions League this week?

>getting triggered by denmark this easily

>getting baited by denmark
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:_:

That's an eternity in football. Italy is on the up, Germany is going down.
As it stands right now, PSG have a better chance of winning the CL than any German team.

that's it
*kicks Denmark from the server*

>it a footy league power ranking episode
ugh. they are different, not better or worse.

>getting denned

She's pretty.

[spöiler] tfw no gf :'( [/spöiler]

just rangeban all flags including the colour white

Why can't you just talk about footy?

pretty sure comparing leagues is footy

I'm the only one here who cares for a proper football discussion, yet people keep memeing that I post off topic whenI almost never do that.

>baitmark

but we do

Bayern and BVB are 2nd in a group with Atletico and Dortmund respectively, PSG is 2nd in a group with Arsenal.

*with Atletico and Real Madrid respectively

Dortmund is 1st though

Dortmund are even first in their group

LAY OFF THE WINE FOR A BIT; DENMARK

Your stats prove nothing. Look at the verve with which PSG and Cavani are playing at the moment. Look at Bayern's dourness. Look at Dortmund's fragile young players come December.

Then tell me that the Bundes is better than Ligue 1.

they actually should be on #1 but wikipedia has them on #2 atm

In the last few weeks your off topic posting wasn't half as bad as people say it was. But I still feel the obligation to call you out for stupid shit like
and

Bundes is a better league than Ligue 1.

the Bundes is better than Ligue 1

Everton 1 - 0 Crystal Palace

Anyone else watching?

Let us talk again in December after the final round of the group stage.

>people still replying to baitmark

are you a fish?

Is Leipzig a good city to live in? Or there are too many slavs and other subhumans?

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>just got relegated to 1st league
>44k stadium nearly sold out for friday night game
tell me again how RB has shjit support

yes

too many hipsters and angry leftists. It's like and small version of Berlin.

It's a good city to live in because it's a former GDR city (not many foreigners/migrants) and it's a bad city to live in because it's a former GDR city (bad standard of living in comparison to Wessi-cities).

Didn't they get promoted?

>other subhumans
yeah, it full of ossis

The city is nice if it weren't for the inhabitants.

>Yussuf
quintessentially danish

>Marketingschitz itt

>relegated to 1st league
how?

yeah, let us do so

As Danish as Pierre-Emile

no, they were relegated from Ligue 1

not good if you like jobs

shut up, they suffered a lot in the past and they lead in education (partly because they don't have Ausländer like we do)

>replying to a foreigner
>"the city is nice because they tell people like you to fuck off"
hmmmm.....

>Guten Tag, ich bin Deutscher

It has become decent city over the last decade 2bh

Not many foreigners (especially not many non-white, the city is like 97% white), relatively cheap cost of living, good infrastructure and even a decent university.

Leipzig and Dresden are the only cities in Eastern Germany that I would consider moving to.

Their local Saxon accent is horrible tho

>t. Mark-André Gözcan Mohammad, Bachelor of Arts

don't be so pedantic

>suffered a lot in the pas
my eternal ossi victim complex

>they suffered a lot in the past
huh?

The Berlin wall fell in 1989.

only if you look like a (sand)nigger.

Hello, how are you?

>saying you're from a certain country in the language of that country
happened like four times in history

ah dresden. a fine city

They are just customers. Its not a surprise that the stadium is full when they spend 50+ million and talk about EL and CL.

Evenffans.

*muh

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it's okay
through western german monies they managed to develop quite a bit over the last few years, while still being a fairly cheap city for german standards

and they don't have any muslim ghettos like so many western german cities, so that's also a big plus

they did though
they had the worst Ally power in their country and got decades of communism after that

and still aren't nearly as cucked as Wessis, good on them

good post

it is, I just spent a week there

>Werner

>got decades of communism
then they took to the streets because they wanted capitalism. and now they're taking to the streets again because they got btfo by captialsm

ive never seen a german person with long hair

what does a german person with long hair look like

How does someone get firebombed to death and keep their hair? Hair burns really easily. How can this be the case?

>you are le Ausländer! XDDDD
stale mihm

>wörner

>wessi cucks acting superior on the internet again
I guess you guys can indeed suck far more muslim cocks at the same time than we can. Sadly we can't compete in the "% of people with migration background" stats either.

they used Alpecin

see

see

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really maeks you synapses tingling.

>Cousin is one of those "Proud German-Americans"
>Dream was to visit Germany and experience the culture
>Visited Frankfurt and Dortmund two weeks ago
>Ended up getting robbed for over 500 euros

What is wrong with you people

Yes, let us discuss World War II instrad of the game /s

>it's an active /bundes/ episode
YAY

#dieIdentitären

>i'm an independent proud ossi who don't need no wessi (only their soli money)

>Frankfurt and Dortmund
>you people
pick one

he visited the wrong cities

the question is: what's wrong with your cousin?

daily reminder that /bintpol/ scum has no place in /bundes/.

was meant for

only opfas get robbed

reported

>unironically going to Dortmund

for what fucking purpose other than maybe seeing a BVB game?
there's nothing else to see there, it's a manchester-tier post-industrial shithole

also, our crime stats are way lower than yours
so over here, he was only robbed, in the US he would've been robbed and shot
tell him to be thankful

I've been to England. I know how you live. Carpet bombing would improve it drastically.

>Denmark pretends that he's some quality always on topic poster

She's from Northern Ireland, though

>he

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Denmark needs to end its life as soon as possible.

hehehe

I didn't say anything about quality, but I do my best.

fucking mountain jews

which countries are the poor 1 2 3 ones

i want to go there

I believe it.

The guy who robbed you was a turk I'm guessing.

Ukraine
Belarus
Moldova

>"average something" pic
>not posting the frequency distribution
this chart is worthless

>"wealth"
>relevant

that just shows how overpriced your houses are

purchasing power is what's important lad

>which countries are the poor 1 2 3 ones
they're literally there on the map

>it's a bintpol episode
booooooooooooring and stale. I want more comfy cuteposting

>j-just don't go to Frankfurt or Dortmund
>or Berlin or Hamburg
>or Stuttgart or Munich
>or Köln or Düsseldorf

>what is the city of london and their filthy rich employees?
>what are generations of incestous parasites a.k.a royalty?

For some weird reason, small ass houses just like in your picture are worth £750,000+

Is property that expensive in Germany as in the cuck kingdom?

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I really was surprised how cheap Portugal was, even compared to other similar countries.

only betas are victims of crimes

Oldie but goodie

*knutsches you*

I played with Teigl in the same club

that's just your moorish blood talking, user.

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reported for rape

>poortugal

the shame of western europe 2bh

>t. beta crime victim

*kyses you*

>it's not real if I stay at home
post a pic of your local train station tomorrow

FC Purkersdorf

germany is awful

I'm from cologne :^)

can you speak German?

>t. Shkelzen Doupolodidis

SV Gablitz

meet me in Höbersbach in 20 minutes

Ficki Ficki?

it really isn't on average
this isn't just me saying this as a German but all studies say so

k

can the red bulls unironically beat bayern lads?

maybe

nah, only ironically

Given their last games Bayern doesn't seem as unbeatable as they were under Pep, atl least league wise.

I'm starting to think they might have a chance to draw them if Bayern has a shit day.

captcha: Call in now

Looks like Sachsen-Anhalt.

leipzig gk is lame as fuck

Good to see Poulsen score before the international break. Him and Nicolai Jorgensen will be unstoppable.

Fuck you, the east will rise again, by its brause-powered mercenaries from everywhere.

OFFICIAL BEST GERMAN STATES POWER RANKING

1. Bayern
2. Baden-Württemberg
3. Rheinland-Pfalz
4. Hessen
5. Schleswig-Holstein
6. Niedersachsen
7. Sachsen
8. Saarland
9. Nordrhein-Westfalen
10. Hamburg
11. Thüringen
12. Berlin
13. Brandenburg
14. Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
15. Bremen
16. Sachsen-Anhalt

what are the criteria?

>Bremen not the best state
fuck you desu

>Hamburg

Slesvig-Holsten seems a bit boring when you drive through. I've never been to Flensborg or Kiel, but I bet they're just bog standard provincial cities. Lübeck has a nice Christmas market and I guess the Wattenmeer is an important nature reserve, but I don't know

t. dorftrottel

Landscapes/Nature, Standard of Living, Importance

t. Miri-Clan member

>München
>Dorf

Go away, butthurt shithole inhabitant

1. Bayern
2. Baden-Württemberg
3. Rheinland-Pfalz
4. Hessen
5. Sachsen
6. Berlin
7. Schleswig-Holstein
8. Niedersachsen
9. Nordrhein-Westfalen
10. Hamburg
11. Saarland
12. Thüringen
13. Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
14. Brandenburg
15. Bremen
16. Sachsen-Anhalt

see

Okay, we got it. You are a Dorftrottel. What's your point?

>bayern on first
here is your (you)

1. Hamburg
2. Schleswig-Holstein
3. Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
4. Niedersachsen
5.-15. who cares about the South?
16. Bremen

>pommern
heh

Forepommern. Like Foreskin.

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niedersachsen > mvp

Pommern is used in Danish as a substitute for shit or hell or somewhere very far away

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saved

shit thread tßh.
going to sleep now
good night

autosage came way to late today.

everybody is depressed af and fun isnt aloud

don't use my pictures

I'd use this as an occasion to insult your mother, but I happen to know that she's a fine lady.

ausländeranteil

CONMEBOL has announced that from 2019 onwards, clubs will only be allowed to play Libertadores/Sudamericana if they have a women's team too.

I think this is a great step. Embarrassing that UEFA doesn't already have this rule.

don't use my language

fiucking bullshit. who cares about female football? Even little boys play better

Lots of people care

they only care when the media hype their shit. just like handball

There are people watching every week and small girls who see that they can become real athletes too and that it's not only for boys. Just because you only notice when they mention it between men's football results on the sports news doesn't mean it isn't happening.

I've been posting this picture for like 10

good night for god this time

thanks to the one English faggot who ruined this thread

shouldnt have gone to dortmund or frankfurt in the first place, nothing to see there desu. either go all the way up north or all down south.

>real athletes
wew baitmark

>tfw uni starting meaning no more comfy bundes weekends
feels bad man

you do something wrong then