Take him, MLS, please.
Take him, MLS, please
Other urls found in this thread:
>3 (three) more years
>on 300k a week
like he'd want to
Only if you call your """""""sport""""""" Soccer from now till the end of time
>win the game for your team
>still want you to leave
why are manurefags so ungrateful?
>shot so awful it becomes a cross
He never had the pssing ability to be a good midfielder
He lost the pace to play as a forward
He cant even shoot properly
hes done
I don't mind. I don't have this passionate connection to the term "football" like most britfags.
He used to be a very ugly bald man that was good at football, now he's just a very ugly man.
How do britbongs feel about this?
It'll take 30 years before someone beats him.
...
...
someone should make a compilation of Rooney's "first touch" moments
ㅜ hat 리atan pass is pure sex
seriously though how did he get so shit? his first touch is genuinely league 1 tier now
You got the clip of Zlatan getting frustrated with his lack of pressing?
Rooney can barely speak English, I doubt he'll be willing to learn American
Literally the easiest pass of his life
Got the last big money deal he'll need in his career, at his age. He can afford to be shit now because he's making ridiculous money either way.
>deliberately scuffed his shot to fool the defenders
>tricked the goalkeeper into slipping on his arse
>forced the goalkeeper to position himself INSIDE his own net
>ball landed directly on Ibra's head (as intended) for goal assist
*sighs*
No one here is intelligent enough to understand the genius of Wayne Rooney
>team so awful your awful shot is the best cross of the game and wins it
ungrateful
...
First touch of a rapist has never applied better to someone
>No one here is intelligent enough to understand the genius of Wayne Rooney
12 dimensional football
That's right, post the part when slow ass Manure "strikers" couldn't catch the perfect by pass by the GOAT and not when our boy Wayne beats Zorya all by himself.
Based Rooney should get a new contract and a raise.
This
Poonited fans don't deserve Wayne 'The Man' Rooney.
Fergie noticed it in his last year as the manager. Rppmey is no longer a player that can play the full 90 and shine. He's a moments player, good for an assist or goal. That's what Fergie said.
It's only gotten worse.
he will be coming here once LAFC begins play
three hundred
thousand pounds
52 times per year
Used to be a huge Rooney fan but now I just want him dead to be perfectly honest with you.
over here if he starts this weekend because of his ''''''''assist''''''' we riot
Well his football brain is dead, the body usually follows.
It's only Stoke. Rppney will play SW CDM LM RW.
Legitimately angry.
The worst thing is that in 30 years time there will be a bunch of faggots calling Rooney the GOAT even though they've never seen him play.
dumb frogposter
And I am sitting here thinking that Rooney is still most iconic player of Man U. I feel sorry for him, but his end is near...
I like the idea of starting him on the right wing and having all of >our attacks go through the left wing
>rppney + amerifat cuisine
RIP
why
Such a wide range of passing, so dynamic, so good.
WHY OH WHY DOES MOURINHO NOT PLAY HIM IN CENTRAL MIDFIELD! HE'S THE NEXT SCHOLES, THE NEXT GERRARD, THE NEXT LAMPARD, THE NEXT INIESTA, THE NEXT JOEY BARTON