/rug/ general - GlasGODS back on track edition

>only NH rugby discussion that ever happens is obsessing over fucking Glasgow of all teams

how come nobody on /rug/ ever talks about the Premiership? It's actually a pretty decent league

What kind of dog is this?

GlasGOD fans are true rugby connoisseurs, Premiershit "fans" are casuals and plebs

>watching shitball -> shitball -> kick -> kick -> lineout for 80mins

carpet bomb all glasgow fans

It's not too late to jump on the wagon with the good guys.

Leicester, Bath, Exeter and Wasps all play really good rugby m8. It's only Saracens and Northampton who are mindless bosh merchants

Edinburgh lads

Mediocre post

mediocre team ;_;

Might become a Glasgow shitposter instead 3bh

Our ranks could do with more desu. Really establish us as /rug/'s team

Still fucked lads

Nice toes m8

pedicure tips coming soon

Give me a hot tip lads, who should I put in my pro12 fantasy team this round

Anyone on the Munster side

Zebo tries it is. Better live up to his meme potential that shit

He will do fine, Munster is facing off against Zebre, so there should be bonus points.

Should Zebo play for Zebra?

He's not good enough to play for them.

Zebo, Earls, Stander
Gareth Davies
Tommy Seymour

Glasgow BTFO

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terrible post

ABCs shall butthurt hard today

it's literally Edinburgh's year

kek would be top laff if connacht continue their 0 (zebo) point run

35 bings

Expect some boos if Dragons get thumped

Trash OP 2bh
Never make one again

Please hand in your thread creating licence immediately

sham gane is a misunderstood victim

Pretty depressing watching the dragons play, wouldn't blame Amos if he moved to ospreys.

Dragons take the lead kek

Dragons midfield just got stepped by a prop

dat fat smelly footwork

Easy meat

What channel are you watching lads? Gonna find a stream.

gaelic fm 2

Ahaha that's great what a clever ruse.

ABCs, APOLOGIZE

NEVER

>britain's elite rugby comp
Haha how do you guys watch this shit?

why are you here?

Morne would dominate the Pro 12

>steyn_nightmare_v_leicester.avi

To laugh at your pathetic form of "rugby" and the deluded keks that watch it.
How about you?

Meanwhile, Cook Islands shall go on tour in mericas next june and shall play against Brazil and Mexico.

Also there are rumours on georgian tour in SA for same period with matches against Uruguay, Brazil and Argentina under negotiations.

Reminder that any pro12 player would be lucky to even make the bench in a Super Rugby team.

Lul Sam Cane

including the ones that were starters in Super Rugby?

Reminder that the average british rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.

Reminder that the Lions will not win a single game versus NZ in 2017, in fact they'll probably lose against Super teams too.

Reminder that European "pro" rugby is literally a retirement home for NZ players, where they can have a few easy games and earn ridiculous amounts, simply because they're kiwis.

I think this poopeelandish chap woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Nah just trying to spice up an otherwise typically shit, boring NH thread.

All good we'll make a RC thread later and this shitter can 404.

Turning 24 soon lads

>Eastern Province
>8 matches on Currie Cup
>only 1 point conquered
Why?

That was my ankle 3 months ago lad. You'll be sweet.

I'll bake a nice cake on your birthday!

How smelly are those feet on a scale of 1 to Prop?

FAT

Reminder that New Zealand could have had based red peak as our flag but the retards voted wrong and fucked it all up

SMELLY

haha lads what about daniel or other seemingly irrelevant nz shite haha

2nd row actually lads but thanks for taking an interest.

What are you doing in Dublin daniel?

What's for lunch? I might go grab a Celia's Pie©

Shelf could do with a dusting Tbh

>Red peak

Hahahahahahah get fucked SJW cuck

>>Red Peak
Absolutely disgusting. This here should be the proper NZ flag

>red peak

Literally dumpster tier. Go buy a better opinion mate

Yeah but at that point I couldn't really do housework. Think that's about 1 month post op.

Ask your mum to do it.

I don't live with my mum lad.

She did come round to my house to clean once when I had a really high fever and had to get admitted to hospital because they thought I had a blood clot.

Tell her I said hi anyway.

ffs Harbour

She says hi.

I take that back, GO HARBOUR YOU GOOD THING

EXPLOSIVE HARBOUR RUGBY

Is /rug/ Team Naz or Team Bella?

Team Fuck You On About

The boxing that I'm sure everyone will be stealing later tonight.

i see is that one of the celebrity bouts? Who tf are naz and bella? TV slags? (don't watch NZ TV except crowd goes wild)

Paul Henry's daughter vs one of the bachelor NZ slags. Shame it's not in jelly and bikinis.

hmm everyone knows curries can't fight so my money is on the other, more homely chick. This bitch is butterface personified though.

porn video when?

when I see her at the viaduct, take her home and make one lad.

kek

>JUSTseph parker

Well I hope shitspouter turns up, he had quite a good stream for the last parker fight.

Rugby.

rugby gf WHEN

When Argentina beats NZ lol

>Auckland DISMANTLING Otago

It's our year lads

Otago copping an absolute HIDINGS from Auckland.

I've seen a few photos of joseph parker and he kind of looks like an unconditioned skinny fat beta. I don't train much, just lift, but i reckon without his meme boxing rules i could probably kick his ass

Hello Aussies, kiwis and everybody else.

Yeah you'd waste him, got a stream?

Naz and Bella on now, but need a stream, the only one I could find was showing ice hockey ffs

AKL looking to put 80 on these drunkards.

cricfree.sc/watch/live/joseph-parker-vs-alexander-dimitrenko-live-streaming

Man I wish those Serb niggers would shut the fuck up

Anyone staying up for Aus v RSA?

I don't watch minnows play m8

How based is Brown Buttabean. What a legend.

I'm gonna record it and watch it at breakfast.

He's not. He's a shitty retard.

>streaming the fight
Lol I've got connections that got me ring side seats. If you cant afford seats to the fight after age 20 you may as well end it.

So which games are you going to watch this WE?

-Obviously both RC matches
-Toulon vs. Montpellier
-Paris vs. La Rochelle
-Treviso vs. Scarlets

abs game
NPC games that are on after dinner

thats it

>Treviso v. Scarlets

Yeah all of that except the NH stuff

Lmao /rug/ is garbage.

Everyone here except for based Shitspouter, Devvo Lad and The Truth need to be taken out the back and shot dead, ESPECIALLY that one kiwi fag, kiwi_fag.

>Treviso

Ulster v Ospreys will prob be a good game

Intelligent and handsome post

>clinching this hard
rusky is rattled

Treviso can basically win now that they have Allan at 10, and Scarlets've been rubbish this season.

>Tfw 8th
JUST fuck my bru up famalam

Dean lonergan just asked me to jump in the ring to finish jospeh off. Said no because i feel bad for the guy.

bookies paid him to take a dive
prove me wrong lads

Joseph "Cheap Shot" Parker

>Dimitrenko is the best fighter Parker has come across
Bullshit. He's a can and a POS. Takam was much better and he's well passed his prime.

I'd watch it if Treviso win, for the keks

2 for 1 chicken fries at BK tomorrow so I guess y'all fatasses are happy lol

Lel.

Dominos is being prepared by a lad called Alex today lads, hope he knows his pizza.

Fuck mate, he's a right cunt, gets the proportions wrong all the time.

hi when is the rugby thanks

Premiership games have already started

Pro 12 games start in about an hour

Ulster vs Ospreys starts at 18:30

20

right lets watch this cripplefight, australia to win Tbhonny

>>it's a Morne Steyne drop kicks and wins it for Springboks episode

Is that Hodge taking kicks?
>the fucking state of Cooper

>Morne can't attack

Did you see that perfect chip kick?

>The city of South Africa

Comes burning down

fat smelly try, genia looks quite good though

Just watched Sale v Leicester finished 34-30 for Sale pretty good match.

Checked the score for the bath game which started around the same time... 6-3 to Glouchester.

must be a really exciting game

>Louw isn't the best 6 in the world

>le plays good once in a while man

consistently south africa's best player, carries that shitty backrow

He's really a 7 though

This team is dire and Flow is playing good but no where near worlds best anything.

But this patch and solution team selection just boggles the mind.

I'm just happy Lambie is playing again.

He's an openside m8
Remember SA's reversing numbers gimmick

S T A N D E R
T
A
N
D
E
R

>>it's a Wayne Barnes blows his whistle every 17 seconds episode

Barnes is going to get raped by blacks tonight

Nah, Blacks hate the Boks

I'm not a big Pootrick fan lad, that kick on the full didn't help either. But anything is better than Yankees and turnstile Steyn

Has it been raining petoria or something? Everyone keeps falling over.

Strauss having a good game

>Pissrael Poolau
Has he done anything in a Wobs jersey since 2013?

fucking convict coconuts
penalty try
should be red

Yellow card?

He took Habana out
Fair yellow

>chimp out

The Aussie commentators are calling number 7 the beast. Is that a real nickname?

Looked like a penalty to me mate

Great line running by Morne

Beast is the saffer loosehead, Mtawawira
The 7 is Louw

Number 1 and yes

uMzantsi Afrika shall win 2019 WC

The 7 is Mohoje

...

It would have been if it weren't so obvious/in the red zone. The Wobs have had a few lucky decisions go their way anyway so it's not really relevant (Foley's knock on was absurd)

Sorry, you're right
Louw is playing openside though, so 7 in civilised countries.

>Morne Steyn will never teach you the three times table

Australia shall loss by uMzantsi Afrika only with boks doing the NH against aussies.

>uMzantsi Afrika

What did he mean by this?

the country name in xhosa

Why Xhosa?
Why not a language people use in South Africa?
Like
Republiek van Suid-Afrika

There are more xhosa speakers than afrikaans speakers in ZA.

And zulu is more spoken than both languages, but zulu is more regional.
For curiosity, the country name in zulu is eNingizimu Afrika

that dude is ginger as fuck

Rudy Paige has not been terrible
I'm impressed (Still not good though)

Socceroos would win this match

These chimps screaming during the kicks disgraceful

Why don't you call us the Boks or Springboks?

Or your portjie meme names?

>muhh silence
>muhh respect
irish cuck spotted

Alternatives.

Wow as it turns out not having a scrum half replacement on the bench is an awful idea. Who'd have thought ???

>Who is Hoougie

lel at trying to pick a man of the match out of this shit
>unironically might be steyn

>Alastair
>thinking

kek

KEK

Having your replacement scrumhalf already having played 57 minutes on the wing is not a good idea.

>crosswinds

Why is ref allowing aussie forward passes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should have put Alberts on at 9 for bants

>>unironically might be steyn
meme magic

>one aussi fighting with 3 boks

>aussie runs in and starts on Alberts randomly
>Barnes tells Alberts he'll send hin off next time
Creasing

It'll be Flouw

I just can't shake the feeling Jersey lad is lurking this thread.

I like to throw and catch the rugby ball.

Morné e seu tiro morno

yeah im waiting to see how he reacts when steyn wins mom

cooper literally in that maul for a laugh

It's over
Morné saved the day

based steyn

Who /lifelong/ Steyn here?

Based Morne

He is lurking.

Whos going to the sevens in fagtown m8s?

morne steyn. he is like a swiss watch. always consisten. just doing what he is supposed to do

Here

>living in capetown
jelly desu

lol

Which kind of firm is Blue Label?

so morne has single handily defeated all blacks and the wallabies is he Big Boss

Telecoms

>get bag of shit
>steyn is he least smelly shit in the bag

After some time, the smell disappears.

Pajeet my son

>northern hemisphere talking shit about a southern hemisphere rugby team...

yeah guy, your opinion matters naught.

Oops wrong person

Strauss motm

lul australia and south africa are going to get raped up here in the autumn

>He still believes the "SH is better meme"

NZ carries you shits. England will literally cruise past your shit teams

Nice I went to the one in Durban when it first started. Kings Park got flooded.

Ya Strauss actually performed.
De Jongh must fuck off though.

NZ in Durban is going to be kak if we battle to score tries like this.

Will be some good games.

nah. argentina will start wrecking your shit at the end of year tours. against sa nz or aus you will always be the under dogs for a reason. you are inferior when it comes to physicality and mental preparedness. the record speaks the truth.

Who actually drinks castle larger?

if you buy it i will drink it

Does Lion beer still exist?

yeah they came out this year with some special edition lion lager. but only for a limited number

I went to last years 7s which was fun so looking forward to it. Not going to the Sri Lanka test as my m8 invited me to go to Jbay for new years.

I used to drink castle lite but lately only drink craft or Tafel lager.

Bar draughts are a lottery in terms of quality and price.

>Bar draughts are a lottery in terms of quality and price
faggot

Lad if you leave your room and go out you'll notice that the quality of draughts aren't the same as the cans of 'superior Kilkenny' that Mr Delivery bring to your doorstep.

lad... listen englishman. you order castle windhoek etc draught. Not some micro brew shit and get charged R100 for the priviledge to drink someones hobby. where do you think you live? Colorado?

he is probably an english capetonian. by far the faggiest of all people in the whole of africa.

why on earth did piutau leave NZ? he's better than fagg

>this projection

I'm afrikaans, we are on spee we use lad here.

I don't pay R100 for a draught, but based on your response I doubt you have had beers at different places.

I have had flat draughts and draughts with too much head. Tasteless nonsense, if you haven't experienced it then you are very lucky or you don't go to many places as I said earlier.

>Check the SA-Aus game
>Literally one try in the entire game

don't think this semen-slurping hemisphere's for me lads

it was pretty dire to watch

A true test match

the routs will come in december

>what do you want soutie? castle windhoek or black lable draught?
>just fuck my shit up senpai, i dont care. i will just complain about it on some nepalese throat singing forum.

you are truly a faggot.

sometimes he's posting under a brit flag

he's easy to spot, of course, just like the tin-duc lover

You know when that Jersey poster wouldn't shut up about Steyn I thought he was just trolling and taking the piss, but after watching today's match I can see where he is coming from. His boot pretty much won it for the Boks

stop that right now

>tfw no Saffa beers to buy in Britain

Used to be able to get Windhoek (close enough) can only get Savannah these days (which is the nicest cider ever)

>not boycotting white supremacist products

This post is why I wish abortion is legal in Ireland

#RealRugby
#LeMeilleurChampionnatDuMonde

Clermont 29 - 19 Castres
Toulouse 31 - 3 Grenoble
Bayonne 22 - 22 Lyon
Pau 28 - 30 Bordeaux Bègles

>next
Brive - Racing 92

>tomorrow
Stade Français - La Rochelle
Toulon - Montpellier

Treviso leading 3-0 at halftime keks

perfect top 14 game

I hope it's raining and the pitch is shit, too

sounds like a classic

fucking lel

batmanstream.com/rugby-live-streaming-video-2016-3.html

Jackson on Steyn watch

Brive might as well play on a potato field, it'd actually be an improvement.

Reminder that I have literally never heard of a nice south african

/r/ video

really wanted to wank it to nao tachibana but there are no anal scenes from her śmh

...

Breyten Breytenbach

Good close game between Aus and RSA ay?
For 80min we could just sit, enjoy the footy, and forget about the NZ problem.
See you in 2hrs.

>completely forgot about the NZ/ARG game
sweeet how long to game?

90 minutes

An hour and a bit

thats a late one, long as you promise to tuck me into bed :3

I am glad you enjoy the picture I posted

>tfw no Griquas in SR

tuck you into your grave faggot

#RealRugby
#LeMeilleurChampionnatDuMonde

Clermont 29 - 19 Castres
Toulouse 31 - 3 Grenoble
Bayonne 22 - 22 Lyon
Pau 28 - 30 Bordeaux Bègles
Brive 25 - 16 Racing 92

>tomorrow
Stade Français - La Rochelle
Toulon - Montpellier

Argies seem to play a lot better at home, what scoreline you predicting lads?

NZ by 17

...

where's my (You)

>that nose though

Argentina 23x44 Aotearoa

A tough match until 60th minute when Argentina shall die physically.

...

>rain
>thunder and lightning
>comfy 11 o clock game

Fuck yeah it's the best.
But I've got a mate coming over who I haven't seen for ages, so I can't stay in my undies.

iktf

That's more like it.

Ankle rehab update
-mobility has improved
-swelling reduced
-aches slowly fading

Can't put any weight on it comfortably yet but we'll see how things go over the next few days. I'd like to thank all the physios and /rug/ who've been there for me all the way.

P.R.I.C.E. my dude

>P.R.I.C.E.
>Rest
>Ice
>Compression
>Elevation

P?

protection

P oofter

Huh.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RICE_(medicine)#Variations

>"PRICE" – Protection, Rest, Ice, Compression, and Elevation[10][11][12]

Allah will guide me through these tough times

Heating it should be included too, its best to heat and ice it.

Pick one:

"HI-RICE" – Hydration, Ibuprofen, Rest, Ice, Compression, and Elevation
"PRICE" – Protection, Rest, Ice, Compression, and Elevation[10][11][12]
"PRICE" – Pulse (Typically Radial or Distal), Rest, Ice, Compression, and Elevation
"PRICES" – Protection, Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation, and Support
"PRINCE" – Protection, Rest, Ice, NSAIDs, Compression, and Elevation[13]
"RICER" – Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation, and Referral[14]
"DRICE" – Diagnosis, Rest, Ice, Compression, and Elevation
"POLICE" – Protection, Optimal Loading, Ice, Compression, and Elevation [15]

KYS

Some of those acronyms are kekworthy.

>Ibuprofen
kek
Is there one with cocaine?

...

Only for the Spaniards and South Americans

When's the Pumas vs NZ game today? Shouldn't it be now?

one more bong

In 2.5hrs

>TO get a sense of just how abysmal Currie’s luck has been this year in terms of injuries, you only need to look at the plight of poor Graeme Clow when they played down in Melrose at the start of the month. After successfully converting his team’s third try, the stand-off was knocked out when referee Mike Adamson raised his arm to acknowledge the score, and has been off with concussion ever since.

top kek

Meanwhile, Argentina is futsal World Champion for first time ever defeating Russia in final.

Fuck I picked Aussie by 5.
Useless cunts.

Played with Mike Adamson at hawks, what a lad

Also the absolute state of Currie

Just saw the Hawks score, christ, will Hawick ever recover?

11:10am NZ time

So comfy. Just had a big fry up and am feeling pretty great lazed put on a couch in the sun

NZ time mainland, Cook or Niue?

What's for brunch ladies?

Bacon and pancakes here with some havana coffee and lrc caramel milk.

your mum's anus
yum

Niue and mainland are the same time zone iirc
And cook is an hour ahead and the game hasn't started so not that one obviously

actually the game has started in the Cook Islands if they're an hour ahead you fucking dope

ARG

NZL

Tuipolotu starting sweet

Kind of the hosts to erect fences to protect the world champs from the hate-filled Argie crowd 2bh

Taranaki vs Canterbury is the most important game today.

kekd

>not understanding the passion of fans

Got me some peanut butter filled pretzels, im ready

>not understanding that citizens of developed countries just like to enjoy the game not burn stuff

>Yucko Pooper

I don't like this new meme

I agree, the Peter Breen meme needs to stop

>not understanding enjoy the game as a heart burn

the game starts in 10 minutes

Wow that was a rapey kiss

>Poomas

Doing the anthems now lad

>mascots wearing pyjamas or some shit
kek

the game will have being started 20 minutes up from when

c3eddf66ffeac205ccc919cb7e7a92f0d04e9722

Wtf argentina
I hate your anthem now

youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5LMC8E75I

well that's a disaster of an anthem effort, is that dude on guitar a legit blind man?

i swear the arg anthem is different every time i hear it

going to bed now, if shitthern Homosphere posters can't fill this thread up then none of you are ever allowed back on my /rug/

Isnt this cultural apropiation?

Argentinian anthem complete is as long as November Rain

>sissy white boy leading the haka
disasters everywhere

I thought Jeff Healy died...

This is the real one

youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

>tfw NZ football team doesn't haka

Will there be any ARGy bargy today lads?

He Heal-yd

Peyper hairline looking fresh as fuck.

>Perenara
He's Maori

What was meant by this?

theyre taking to their wine atm

True anthem of Argentina
youtube.com/watch?v=H2iQYeq_t8s

Fuck you why did I laugh

>sissy white boy
>cheeky little Maori boy
????

>le offload like a center man

Oh you
I actually like that song tho

Reminder that Ben Smith murdered a girl and got away with it.

>pace and power of FWRLABM

>>Le Forward Who Runs Like a Back, Offloads Like a Centre, and Passes Like a Halfback Man

>down and forward off his foot
>knock on
What was meant by that call?

What on earth does Jaco smoke in his Peyper?

If McKenzie were on the field NZ would be up 50 nil by now.

Peyper just missed 3 forward passes wtf

kek, two knock ons in a row, and then he makes the call in which there wasnt one.

nice refball

""""Flat""

I was trying to decide if the ref was against NZ or I'm just use to them being biased towards us
But that sealed my decision

First two arguably flat, the third definitely forward. Which is probably why he ruled Isa's lost ball a knock on when it was ripped out of his hands by Perenara

I feel like the poomas are the new boks. Strong and passionate. The boks look like they dont give a shit anymore.

Probably hard to be passionate for a country whose government actively wants to exterminate you 2bh

The boks give plenty of shits

i feel like perenara is gassing himself getting these quick balls

What does that make Aussie?

It's hard to win when your government is actively trying to gimp your team with quotas

Mate is this your first time watching TJ?

But it does seem like he is playing like he has just come off the bench with 20mins to go rather than a starter

>creevy
kek

Someone's got his pants down

That's a strange rabbit.

Running 20m to instigate a fight
Not a yellow

Jesus ref has a bet on

Looked like a fat smelly prop bum

Imagine not being born in Connaught

ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB

Le literally who man

>people thought Connacht were finished
>just giving Glasgay a head start
Crushing defeat of Ulster imminent

le 5th choice center man

italy you lil rascal

This, I literally who'd

Pissrael fagg

Just bring McGOATzie on already

>Creevy

wait, why was that lineout for the All Blacks?

>this ref
The linesman said it was out, why the fuck didn't he listen to the guy who's job it is to tell him if they go out.

JFC

that throw was laughable. What were they thinking.

probably Carter, it's his secret fetish

We won the line out lad. You probably blinked

FLOOD

G
A
T
E
S

100-3 incoming.

They couldn't even last 40 minutes without getting btfo by the B team

>blink
>game already over
>literal who in the centre is now top 3 centres in the world

Massacre coming. Is like to see Paraguay against Argentina XV.

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Pumas already lost stamina they can't even keep pace anymore

That was a good first 20 mins

Hopefully suicidal Argie isn't watching

*farts*

what's the point

can't wait for the inclusion of Japan

>mfw I already read some articles talking about bringing US teams in the Super whateverthenumber

The rugby championship is fucking depressing brehs :(

youtube.com/watch?v=3DkPOO2tF0o

Japan might but probably won't happen

Haven't seen any rumors of any USA team joining, probably USA talking up how good they are

How many hatt ricks will McKenzie score lads?

Might do some ironing lads, will be more entertaining than this "test" match.

I switched to the golf

Far more entertaining, it's atleast close

>southern hemisphere
>one good team

3 good teams and one godly team.

Yurop is 5 shit teams and 1 good team

The Saffers, Wallabies and Argies will be shown up in the NH this autumn.

All Blacks will steamroll as per usual.

>The world
>one good team

Japan? The Fiji sevens team? Because SA and AUS sure as hell aren't good right now.

>Japan
>SH
Well meme'd

They are about on par with the average of the NH teams 2bh

Can't wait for Barrett to shit the bed when he has to play a tactical kicking game in shit weather at some point.

>>Japan or USA joining the RC

They'll just get slaughtered. Lopsided defeats does not benefit the losers nor the winners

You mean like the Super Rugby finals this year?

yeah, shame the lions only get together once every few years

HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO

I'm talking a wet, windy night in Dublin. He'll get fully exposed.

Cold breasts!

A whole bunch of first choice AB's on suicide watch

>literally plays for hurricanes and lives in Wellington
Casuals please go

Given the comfortable lead hopefully him, Tuungafasi and Sopoaga get some decent game time

Fekitoa on suicide watch

how can argentina even compete?

>record vs NZ
>6 wins 29 losses
Hahaha nice """"best"" team you have there

Same Cane on furiously searching for a british grand parent watch.

you're reaching, the guy has lived/played in shit weather all his life

>It's an Argentina flops no matter what sport >we're playing episode

I was actually half hoping Scotland could poach him.

Regional Unions teams being professional, like did by Aotearoa and uMzantsi Afrika

>lives and trains in the wettest, most unpredictable and windiest stadium
>will be exposed by what is effectively his home turf

D E L U S I O N

We'll find him a Scottish grandma easy.

But Argentina won the futsal WC a couple of hours ago

He's a lot better than Savea

Jesus Christ Ardie Savea is like a freight truck with a drunken Michael Flatley on the gas pedal

Argentina got futsal world cup some hours ago

weak bait tbqh

>memekenzie on
NZ truly taking the piss now

It's not bait

Smith into centre

Sopoga gonna come on for brown and move Barrett to 12

Maybe find him an Aussie grandparent
You could easily find a spot for him

Is it fun playing with safety crayons and circles of paper at your special needs school?

McGOATzie stopped that try

God dammit Arg.

Cynical grubby play from the All Blacks when a try is beckoning. Disgusting really.

After not defending the run away

50% so far

Joe Moody vs Joe Parker when?

smelly all black prop discipline

They're both grubs.

Parker should have been DQ'd last night

I agree. We are better than that. Just terrible sportsmanship

Can't wait to read the articles from the uk scribes about how grubby the All Blacks are.

Is there a more casual reddit-tier opinion than rating Savea over Sam Cane?

LUL Sam Cane is fucking garbage.
He's a good 7 alright.. 7/10 and nothing else, no star quality, solid but hardly inspiring.

Rating Ben Smith over Mckenzie

Don't respond to that weak bait lad.

Does reddit rate best Savea?

>implying I care what they think

>anything I disagree with is bait

>It's a penalise the All Blacks constantly until they other team scores episode.

Love these ones.

Isa is good, he seemed to just burst onto the scene.

You have that the wrong way round lad. Easy mistake to make by a reddit veteran like yourself. I can understand that you got confused to what website you are on

>Argie tighthead driving at 90 degrees
>hurr I'll give constant scrum penalties to Arg because I'm a total mong

>no clean sheet
>yellow card
It's over the all blacks are done.

ABs gone to sleep

good tackle from memekenzie then Tbh

>le 20 phase advantage meme

The best meme

Honeslty getting refballed a bit though
These penalties are from fuck all

Refball on turbo

Couldn't score? Better go upstairs and ping someone on a slow-mo.

There's nothing in that one ref just keep the game going

>dangerous tackle
>legally did nothing wrong

REF BALL!!!

Peyper losing the plot

oh fuck off

>invents a new tackle law just to penalise NZ

I love this game

>memeckenzie comes on
>instantly start losing

>>Perenara's disco moves

Le drag the game out to 3 hours with stoppages meme

kek

>comes on
>straight off again

kek

More like All Yellows

Argentina have taken some some good acting pointers from their soccer team.

>Maybe give them a try
Fuck off you spineless cunt

>offside AGAIN
>lol no card this time though

Joe Moody went off at 51 and came back on at 63. Nice "10 minutes" there, Argentine time keeper.

thank god marshy isnt the all blacks captain jesus christ

>just give them a try bruh

19 fucking scrums. Jesus christ.

This ref on never refing international rugby again watch 2bh

Why don't refs mark penal tries against Aotearoa?

RAZZLE

>fatvea

Where would you have given a penalty try there?

>team gets ball
>scores try

You can tell he was about to raise his arm for a penalty try back there, but the Pumas scored a try anyway right there and then

KEK FATVEA ON RATHER FINISH A TUB OF ICECREAM THAN A TRY WATCH

That is a neck roll
Yellow incoming

Na m8 minnows don't get carded for foul play against the AB's

>all season neck rolls are an instant yellow
>not for Argentina

The state of this ref tbhsmhfam

>no yellow
Nice "consistency"

>fatvea almost falling over picking a ball up

>gentle tap on the face
>yellow
>viciously trying to rip a players head off his shoulders
>your alright mate

memekenzie brutally raped by big argie

Mckenzie tries a stupid little run, gets monstered and turns the ball over.

Absolutely exposed.

Memekenzie leveled by a scrumhalf

HAHAHA Mckenzie lets in a try! Experiment over, fuck off back to meme super rugby.

>Meme'kenzie falls and can't defend under pressure
Exposed and fucking dropped

kek nice 'debut'

Picked NZ by 20 lads.
Fuck I'm good.

ffs now *we* can't poach him anymore either.

Yeah defense is always af

>entire team plays like trash
>worst refball in history
>blame mckenzie
Reddit should leave.

Mckenzie has a 100% winning record in the black jersey. Deal w it

A lad picked the right margin
Feels sad man

>rating Meme'kenzie
I agree reddit should leave

>Meme'kenzie almost gives away another try

Needs to go back and learn the basics 2bh

That Oscar worthy performance is exactly why playing Argentina is shit.

diving cunt lel

He could have a genuine medical condition that makes him collapse but recover very quickly on his own

Mckenzie MotM 2bh

Why wasn't Creevy penalised for running 20m and shoving Tuipulotu in the first half?

argentina if you're going to bring that soccer diving shit into rugby you can get the fuck out now

Diving shit like this?

Poodens big ears are offputting desu

>tfw no scotty stevenson bf

>'Rugby is a man's sport' on the advertising boards

>they got a penalty for that
>the game ended a 30 all draw

Watching the replay now. ridiculous how good our support players are. Always 3+ options with every line break.

Might as well

Okay finished watching.

Drop Savea for Naholo.
Drop Fekitoa for Lienert-Brown.

and yet they're so desperate to "grow the game" that they're ready to consider every stupid ideas

walkcunt on suicide watch