Team scores goal

>team X 0-0 Y team
>team Y 1-1 X team

Y is eliminated
This is actually how it works, no joke

>slips
>get up
>slips again
>is called offside

>allow game winning goal
>entire family killed for it

yeah, because the X managed to score a goal under the pressure of playing away, something Y couldn't do

the alternative is to have penalties everytime this happens, and it's even more of a crapshoot

>team you support loses at the weekend
>all rival teams win

>Literal rugby tackle style set piece marking
>Italian referee

youtube.com/watch?v=EyjNjXUHbn8

>team x plays team y
>team y wins
>team x is Schalke
Every time.

>American calls it offsides instead of offside

>team scores
>opponent immediately equalizes

>referee or linesman gets something wrong
>we see 3 replays showing he was wrong before the game even restarts again

Remind me again why they don't have video refs

>doing really well
>ramos scores

>they call it finals instead of final

>Watching Amerifat stream
>That was a fantastic save by the goaltender

>this happens multiple times in the same match

not only that but
>team you support loses to rival you despise the most

fucking chelshit

>they have a great roster and their head coach knows how to get the best out of it

>Great shot at the goal from the top six

>team behind with 30 seconds left to play >yes! >we win a corner! hope springs eternal!
>keeper and lanklet CBs come up
>outswinger that misses everybody and goes out for a throw

>watch germany-brazil
>1-0, oh cool, i can go for a cheeky smoke now, the game's gonna be boring
>come back 10 mins later
>it's 5-0

true story senpai

>He didn't have the full 7-1 experience
You poor, poor bastard

>Your team loses
>Cant watch MOTD that weekend

>eating my food while watching 7-1
>look down to eat
>missed a goal
>look down to eat
>missed another goal
>look down to eat
>missed another goal

I wasn't expecting so many goals so quickly man..

>team has high expectations
>they are ravaged by injuries in the preseason and first 3 weeks of play

>Your team wins
>You get to see all their goals again on MOTD

>Germany is 5-0 up at half time
>think they'll probably take it easy in the second half
>Schürrle taps in for the 6-0
>think 'well they can't exactly not score chances like that, even if they are going easy'
>Schürrle scores that ridiculously angled finish for the 7-0
>think 'Guess they're not going easy'
>find out later on they actually were meant to be going easy on Brazil
Fucking Schürrle.

>support team
>they suck

feels bad

>Can't review offside calls
>MUH BEAUTIFUL GAME

Because then the Refs couldn't take their Bribe money when they can't make one sided calls

>"""""Football"""""
>played with hands
>Each TD is more than 1 point.
>League wants to get rid of kickoffs.
>Ball is shaped like an egg.

Schürrle is absolutely based for that angled shot. Apparently Muller had told him to stop after he scored Germany's Sixth but he was too busy being in the moment.

disgustung

tbf they are testing out Video Replays in the USL and limited use in the Dutch League

the worst feel

KEK

>it's another >schalke episode

>guy, standing still, passes back to his goalie
>goalie loafs over to the ball
>stands there yelling for 10 seconds
>shuffles his feet
>kicks ball 20 feet
>yurobongs act like divegrassers ran full sprint for 90 miles

How many could Germany have scored if they went all out in the second half? They could have potentially won the game by a legendary margin