Pssst, hey kid, wanna see some golden balls?

Pssst, hey kid, wanna see some golden balls?

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He's worse than a teenage girl

And this picture is why I rate Messi, Nerman and Bayol all over Ronnie. He is a fag off from the pitch.

you have to admit that he is cute af

>getting braces and taking care of your skin makes you a fag

no wonder you faggots are always complaining about tfw no gf. i dont even want to know what you look like

This is not the issue ameridoop. It's that he dresses like a gay hipster. Look at him. He is a walking stereotype. He has the physique of a god and choses to wear literal hipster trash. Look at the tryhard shoes without socks. Look at everything. Pure cringe.

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>maybe if I had a mum she would know the answers you don't

>slacks
>clean button up with sleeves rolled up
>semi flashy watch
>boat shoes with ankle socks

Do you know what is different between acceptable and hipster?

1 + 1 = tsu is all he needs to know

Your Los Angeles ways disgust me and no real conservative would accept such faggy clothing. kys

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Aside from the glasses, his outfit is nice and clean. I don't know what kind of clothing you wear for you not to think that outfit is good looking.

this. it's one of the cleanest outfits cristiano has ever worn. germany confirmed closet homo or something

>not rating the Da Vinci of the 21st century

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you're a stupid fart m8 just saying

there is literally nothing tryhard about those shoes and cropped pants with no socks have been a thing for some time now.

ill be the first one to call out ronaldo for looking like a fag, but that outfit is clean.

>tfw you do all the working out on the maths problem then your "dad", who watched you do all of it jumps in, pushes you out of the way, writes down the answer and then tsuuuus wildly into your ear as you curl up on the floor and start crying

>crackovia

The GOAT sports show, wish I could understand the non-Spanish bits though (assuming it's Catalan?).

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disgusting chicanos

>hipster

*cubano

money is a wonderfull thing, can make the ugly look pretty and the black turn to almost white, a few more skin bleach treatments and Gaymar will be whiter than a polar bear in a snow storm.

He's probably spending less time outside too.

>sandals with white socks nation
>talking shit about how to dress

kysaded

what is puberty and getting older? is everyone here retarded?

>Buddy i think you got the wrong door

Does Cristiano have a social media photographer around his house at all time?

yes

>this flag
literally "Reddit - the nation"

amico...

>"Why, Leo? Why don't you launch the nuke that you probably have in your basement and end our suffering?"

top kek

only if they're sweaty and yours ronny-sama

So he has 'CR' plastered everywhere (look at the door) and Buddha statues all over the place.

This dude is classic new money tacky.

he's got something you don't:friends

having le weed man rule over us is still better than living in shitaly desu

my dad also carved his initials on his house. no wonder he likes ronnie so much

why'd you got a buddha statue in your house cristiano you're not a buddhist

nice reddit tier reaction there.

both my parents were born in italy senpai can u stop bully please ?

Italian people are more intelligent and quite a bit politically saner than a lot of European peoples. Their women are also stunning and their countryside beautiful. Based country desu.

Not him but

>that image
>reddit tier

>newfag gets nosey and can't hold his shit opinions in his butthole
>gets btfo for his noseyness
>hurr durr reddit this, reddit that
this place only gets worse.

cool shirt ron

>please papa I'm telling you 2*8 is not TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>no I won't play you in a penalty shootout where the winner is right

You don't get 2M+ likes on your instagram photos without one ready at all times.

of course the englishman is sucking italy's dick

drink bleach

also exposes his newfaggotry by calling a reaction image that predates reddit "reddit tier"

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kekd

it's not that hipster except the ridiculous glasses

still not something you'd expect someone in their 30s to be wearing though

back to redit with your butthurt
>predates reddit

a lot of reaction images predate reddit, that doesn't meant that now only reddit uses them.
I bet you also support roma and fap yourself over totti

don't try to justify yourself, just look at those fucking flags for christ's sake.

i want ketchup and mustard to leave

it's a blatter infection

You're an idiot if you think neymar doesnt bleach, almost most black celebrities bleach. Hell I'm black and I bleach

>Hell I'm black and I bleach
damn bro why did you just admit to culturally cucking yourself

says the peruvian with a fuckin' leaf on his flag.