>Friday
20:00 Everton v Crystal Palace
>Saturday
12:30 Swansea v Liverpool
15:00 West Ham v Middlesbrough
15:00 Hull City v Chelsea
15:00 Sunderland v West Brom
15:00 Watford v Bournemouth
>Sunday
12:00 Man Utd v Stoke City
14:15 Leicester v Southampton
14:15 Tottenham v Man City
16:30 Burnley v Arsenal
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*dabs*
>de gay
*dabs*
>mouyes
am i memeing right
Not sure if Friday night is as good as monday night matches
my gf
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>Everton vs Crystal Palace
LGTSS
""""""""""Super"""""""""""" """"""""""""""""Friday""""""""""""""""""""
What's she do for a living?
It comes too quickly for my liking.
>AYE YO
you won't be saying that when european and cup games dry up
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>Dele Alli:Tottenham midfielder out for up to 4 weeks with hamstring injury
Can the next /epl/ be a Rachel Riley edition please?
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>Liverpool's 11-game winning streak
Kills healsluts
Reminder he was approached by United in the summer of 2015 and he pretended to be shit to be fired.
but why is he still pretending to be shit?
>carra still salty about Rodgers being shit
Who's Rachel Riley
And no, I wont' Google it. I'm at work, and that last thing I need is a pornstar website popping up on my computer.
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TV presenter who is good at maths
a television presenter
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>Rachel Riley
>porn
A man can dream.
looks good to me buddy
She'd do well for YOUKNOWWHAT'ED.com
Voldemort.com?
Stek: shit
Oviedo: shit
williams: average
jagielka: average
coleman: average
barry: average
gueye: average
cleverely: shit
bolasie: shit
barkley: at best good, usually shit
lukaku: usually shit, sometimes good
reminder that rachel riley is a maths graduate
It's the next step of his masterplan
Will Stekelenburg ever make the Dutch NT again?
Cillessen plays backup at barcelona
Vorm plays backup at tottenham
Krul plays in the PL championship
Zoet has hardly any experience
Vermeer... does he even play anymore?
so likely has autism
Lukaku still lying about his age kek
Pogba best not play with Fellaini on Sunday
Found this shit on /x/
>be britbong
>decide to go camping inawoods with my mates
>we are drinking beer and chanting for our favourite football team, Leeds FC obviously; 'LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS', we get absolutely smashed off our heads mate
>just pissing around and arguing about who has the best Adidas white trainers whilst regaling tales of our top lads holiday to Malia in the summer just gone
>suddenly i start smelling this fucking vile smell, like rotten meat or some shit
>'Fucking hell Tom lad, have you shit yourself bruv'
>all burst out laughing
>Tom says it wasn't him
>hear a low hiss from the woods behind us, sounding like 'leeeeeeeeeedsss' almost like it was copying us or some shit
>'Oi who the fuck's there' I shout as Darren draws his penknife
>this hairless humanoid crawls out of the bushes and growls at us
>'Do you want some you CUNT' i shout at its face
>it looks uneasy for a moment, before roaring and preparing to pounce
>'Let's ave it lads!' I cry, resounding like i'm in the midst of the battle of Hastings
>the beast pounces at me and i glass it right in its fuck ugly gob whilst me lads kick its head in
>draw my own switchblade and stab it in its left eye
>creature whimpers and turns
>'where the fuck are you going!' I shout at it, stamping my own Adidas' on its hind legs
>it wriggles free and runs off into the woods
>my lads say 'leave it bruv its had enough'
>I disagree 'fuck that for a laugh, that cunt made me spill my Carling on my Leeds shirt'
>i charge off into the woods after it
i could see him starting Herrera behind Pogba and Fellaini
Didn't even see that, thanks lad. I don't mind him, glad he's on the team.
>the comment section exploding about Robben
top zozzle, they want LCIM
DROPPED
nah jk lol
>15:00 West Ham v Middlesbrough
First time I feel pessimistic about West Ham
Watching Payet making fifteen crosses a match without ever getting an assist other than when Antonio makes an easy header is mind-shattering
Imagine Zidane kicking James out of Madrid and getting Payet instead
Imagine Payet playing with actual players who can score such as CR7 and Bale
West Ham's best striker is Carroll who is good but who is very prone to injuries
The second best is supposed to be Zaza but he hasn't show anything so far unfortunately other than losing the ball all the time
Fletcher has been promising so far but Bilic barely makes him play because of his age
Calleri hasn't done much, he's just on loan anyway, I don't think he'll stay
Sakho can't play because he was out of fitness then he got injured during training
Ayew can play as a forward but he has a long term injury
Noble is a midfielder who often tries to score but who can't score
Kouyaté can't score
Lanzini can't make a shot on target
Cresswell has nice strikes but he's been injured
Feghouli is great but he's a sub because he was injured even though he's West Ham's 2nd best player on top of being a former FPL favorite
Antonio is only good at headers and can't cross the ball properly, let alone kick it on target
Töre has been similar to Zaza so far, very average winger
I still hope West Ham win
It's possible as long as Payet doesn't get injured
Just stop losing the ball for no reason
mate she could jew every last drop of cum out of my dick
Want Rachel Riley to sit on my face desu
yeah but a london manu fan?
and then what appened?
fuck them cockney cunts I hope they go down
You say that like very other man u fan is from somewhere else
could be worse
it would say a lot about her if she were an arsenal fan
>jew
>from London
The fact she's not a Tottenham fan really bothers me
Payet deserves more than West Ham tbqh
Maybe not on the level of Madrid, but better than what he has now
>Stek: shit
>coleman: average
>gueye: average
cool memes
I thought boalsi played for palace??!?!?
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you could marry into the tribe, it probably has its perks
I'd read a book about a bunch of lads like this
I dont know the fucker didnt post nothing else afterwards
Her dad's from Salford.
You do know we've just had a transfer window right?
>Leeds FC
her da sells avon
HAHA got ya
you obviously don't appreciate /trans/ lads
That makes sense then. You can't blame me though for being skeptical about a Man U fan from London
>the fifa banter segment
Shan't be watching this
that's what they all say
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true
who should we say lads?
but what about their posession
>You can't blame me though for being skeptical about a Man U fan from London
Seems par for the course desu
want to chill with zaha irl
Is there going to be an Official Match Thread General™ for Everton v Crystal Palace?
Inshallah, brothers.
>mfw forgot to make my FPL transfer
You still have time
wtf man , why do all the people on sky look like there gonna go for a takeaway and a pint after this
Put a suit on your disgusting pricks
here la
this
reminder that "my dad supports them" is not a good excuse if you've lived on the other side of the country for your whole life
It's not? Sweet, I have an excuse to give up on the Yankees.
It's for the next gameweek now la
What about the other side of the world
Is that cool
I hope he stays at West Ham and qualify for the CL and win Cups
But lad
Payet is good enough for Madrid
Even Zidane said that Payet would improve any side in Europe
Also remember
Payet and James used to play in Ligue 1
I know very well how James play
He is no way superior to Payet
It's a wonder why he went to Madrid
Sure James is good but I would never call him world class
At best, he is Mata or Rooney class
On the other hand
Look at Payet
Getting 18 assists despite being playing with a shit striker (Gignac), being Ligue 1's true player of the year despite stupid Ligue 1 players all voting for Ibrahimovic because he is more famous
Then carrying West Ham and getting into the PFA Team of the Year ahead of Özil who broke the record of chances created (because he has a better team than Payet)
Making Pogba look like a monkey during the Euro (no racism intended)
Having better technical ability than literally other player on the pitch every time he plays
Of course he can't concentrate with West Ham if he has to wait 10 mins every time to get a pass and doesn't have anyone to link up with
>Even Zidane said that Payet would improve any side in Europe
Yes, he would provide good depth. Top tier depth, in fact.
Nice
That's true, you're probably right. Still, Bilic knows how good he is, and wouldn't let go of him
>Sure James is good but I would never call him world class
>At best, he is Mata or Rooney class
>Rooney and mata on the same level
Have you seen Rooney play recently kek
>Gignac
>shit
>Have you seen Rooney play recently kek
Yeah I did kek
I meant Rooney's overall career
He's bad lately, just very bad
>literally a meme player only liked because he gives this "im fighting until the end" vibe
Truth is, Gignac is so bad at scoring that even last year's Giroud had a better goal/shot ratio than Gignac did in 2014-2015
Scoring one goal after missing ten shots doesn't mean being good, it means being shit
that webm is one of the greatest works of art this century desu
I only noticed David Miliband in the bottom right recently.
My favourite is the guy looking around for the one who shouts "twat"
>the scouse equivalent of a Bosch painting
I like old Paul Scholes behind him looking disapproving when he shouts twat.
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thank you for introducing me to this extra flags extension, you soccer weirdos
if only Americans used it
>MFW Lukaku and Benteke in the FF squad
stupid dumb anime posting scum
My favourite is incognito Paul Scholes
neat, i didn't know about that
that guy in the far right starting to smile in the end
>complaining about anime
>on Cred Forums
baka
the what now
There are plenty of other boards for your autistic weebshit you stupid cunt, you should try
There are plenty of other sites without weebshit you stupid cunt, you should try
>>>/reddit/
>I want to post my children cartoons on a non weebshit board
>w-why to people tell me to fuck off
There is nobody more autistic than weebs, fucking pathetic
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STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
google it, homeboy
There seem to be a lot of Orange Counties in the US.
Kekking at your league right now.
bbc.co.uk
>Former Bolton Wanderers and Croatia striker Ivan Klasnic is critically ill after his body rejected a transplanted kidney provided by his mother.
Wow, that's shit. I rated him a few years ago.
he's probably from SoCal
Kekking at your unemployment rate right now
>Neverton
>they're totally in the fight for top 4 guys!!
thank god that meme died quickly
*dabs*
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but they beat Sunderland, it's no surprise their fans thought they were going to finish top 4
haha i posted the meme frog again
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harry redknapp finally named
least surprising thing ever
quite good that being that publically bent means you can get away with stuff that would sink more honest people in the public eye. a lesson for us all.
>When The Telegraph contacted Redknapp to put the allegation to him, he admitted becoming aware of his players betting on the match, but said: “Who gives a s--- about that?”
Top keke
Chelsea defeats Hull 2-1
Screen cap this
ummm nah rather not
i did not screencap this post.
Please don't post the hateful toad, thank you.
Do it fags
>
Robbed, la
still have not screencapped it. i'm never going to. your prediction will die with this thread. no one will remember you.
drunk and listening to radiohead while doing work on a friday night
what kind of work laddo?
>tfw sober and setting my alarm for 6am cause of work in the morning
Playing wow on a friday night
writing/testing a script that im gonna run tomorrow
dont really want to execute drunk
you clearly arnt b
Literally just killed Kael'Thas in Magister terrace.
>the only person still playing wow.jpg
what does it do?
rewatching sopranos desu
>both goalscorers tonight were african '''''''''''''''''''belgians''''''''''''''''''''
it's supposed to identify duplicates/possible duplicates of a bunch of audio files and group them into folders
sounds like a good idea, but i'd need to remember what episode my last rewatch ended on, i recall ralphie had been offed already
>Footballers already paid millions every year
>Still bribe managers to ensure they play more and get bonuses
>Still bet on their team
Why so greedy
some shit 3pm kick offs tomorrow lads
>People fell for the Everton are good meme
>Literally because they beat Middlesborough, Sunderland, Stoke and West Brom
>All the smart people realised they were schedule babbies and would get exposed
same for city tbf
City won at Old Trafford and are BTFO of teams
>are BTFO of teams
>City won at Old Trafford
who hasnt over the past couple of years?
>utd
>good
>are blowing the fuck out of teams
that still makes zero sense
this
approximately 36434 teams have ended long standing streaks of not winning against utd since fergie retired
It makes perfect sense. City are blowing the fuck out of teams, pretty obvious what I meant autismo
>not having a playoff system
That's why cups exist. Why should some team who got 20 less points have a chance to win the league
>play the best football in the league consistently
>don't win
>???????????????
Playoffs are a joke mate.
And my team play in a league where there are playoffs
>The article does not say at what match the alleged offence took place, or which club was involved.
How many PL matches did QPR throw again when 'arry was there?
Nearly all of them?
This, Brighton should have came up last season. They finished 3rd on 89 points, missing out on +2GD, then had a ton of injuries and bad luck and Hull went up instead.
Playoffs are a joke, and only there for Sky £££
*And now Hull came up who weren't ready at all and are in turmoil. They'll head straight back down
How have I never seen this before? I'm dying
fucking scousers man
Why don't Tottenham fans hate Manchester City more? Spurs basically spent a decade working their way up from the lower mid table to the top 4, then the Arabs robbed them of a place in the Champions League in 4 of the last 5 years. I'm surprised there isn't more resentment.
where will koeman finish this season
back in clogland
>7th highest wage bill
7th
yfw Norwich, Southampton (x2), Swansea (x2), WBA (x2), Everton, Newcastle, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Man City (x2) and Sunderland have all won at OT since Fergie left
fucking Sunderland
>giggs
Spurs won at Old Trafford while Fergie was still there
>£220m starting 11
>At home v Zorya
>2 shots on target
>1 goal via Rooney fuck up
United won't even make top 4
they beat moyes in 13/14
They beat Fergie before that. I remember Bale scoring, which couldn't have happened against Moyes because Moyes didn't get hired until Bale was in Madrid.
bbc.com
>"Tottenham ended their 23-year wait for a victory at Old Trafford as they held on to take the points against Manchester United"
23 years, god damn. Was that the first time Ferguson ever lost to Spurs at home?
no did back in 1990
is puncheon good?
can't tell from his wikipedia page.
apparently he was Dele's role model?
>the autistic West Ham frenchman is still here
why
6th
10th
>scrappy win vs Sunderland
>refball against Swansea
>refball against United
Yeah not quite
>refball against United
lel
how
>Brighton should have came up last season.
Their own fault for being bottling bastards.
City were deserved winners but that Bravo challenge of Pooney was a definite red.
Bravo's red card challenge against Rooney in the box
Mouyes was also whining about a handball, but that was a lot more arguable
yeah fair enough, that was late and deserved a red
rppneu shouldnt have even been on the pitch
not to mention bailly trying to amputate otamendis leg
Rooney shouldn't ever be on the pitch for United again.
Because he's a liability. Because he's an extremely poor footballer.
did you not watch the zorya game lad? he's BACK
>Cahill is a good player, a great defender and a great player. I trust him and he plays tomorrow.
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excellent post
This is what an alpha male looks like.
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>Jamie Vardy goes trans
>2016
>still blaming Fatcha
Will United flop tomorrow against Stoke?
>Its a Mark Hughes side against United
you're a faggot
>replying to the autistic carposter
Am I gonna give blowjobs to homeless men at the bus station?
The answer is yes.
Why?
Why would you not reply to me? I'm a meme
What a loser.
I think he's lonely, rather than autistic
What a shit day for football
probably both desu. but it's best if we all ignore him.
I'm only here to talk about football. What's your problem?
I remember him saying he solely posts those pictures to get attention.
This.
Not any BARCAWINSLOL/MADRIDDRAWSLOL either.
>I remember him saying he solely posts those pictures to get attention.
Never said that in my life, moron.
predictions for the manure stoke game tomorrow lads?
>190cm on suicide watch in a couple hours
I reckon Stoke will win. Depends on who >Mouyes has on the starting 11
Anyone know any decent beastiality porn sites lads? Getting a bit tired of my usual tipple of a horse ass-fucking a fat man 2bh
anyone?
Just watch interracial porn and imagine the black as some kind of beast.
>this autism
5 stars for 5 times lads
new
>I'm only here to talk about football.
If that was the case, you wouldn't be repeatedly posting pictures of your cul-de-sac and namefagging.
Take that shit to /brit/.
don't reply lad
How much are >we gonna win by chaps?
4
-1
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I'm not namefagging though. Those stars mean I've been on 4chin for 5+ years
>Be american
>Liverpool vs swansea in 2 bongs
Watching premier league early as fuck in the morning is hella comfy
Liverpool wins by 2
ty
>Bayern - Köln
>Leverkusen - Dortmund
Nah m8
this recent run of posts just goes to show that without non British flags, /epl/ devolves into /brit/ and /brit/feel shit.
>bayern vs koln
>good
the other one should be goat though
it's going to be 2-2. swansea get a flukey early goal, liverpoo score 1 before half time, one just after. look like scoring a third but swansea hang on. equaliser in the 87th minute.
Reminder that if City wins this weekend then the title is already over.
Everyone should be supporting Spurs tomorrow.
you're forgetting le easily sunburnt belgian is out and they nearly lost to brenny
Köln have been pretty good this season, it could be interesting.
Irrelevant. If City go to Spurs and streamroll them like they used to in the past and get their 7th straight PL win the confidence it will give them will be too much. It will all be over.
Spurs need to win for the good of the competition.
spurs won't win tomorrow sadly. i want them to but i can't see it.
>we're gonna lose to hull
kill me now
See . But it might also be your average BayernWinsLOL match.
sideshow bob and donkey cahill will do their best to make it so
doubt it m8
Why? KDB is out, Spurs did the double over them last season, they're in form, best defence in the league once again.
Love how people still always underestimate Spurs.
i'm spurs m8. it's always best to assume the worst
>We
Apologies for prying m8, but what part of CHelsea are you from?
Only in the last few games of the season
wrong, it's any time we're expected to win, any time there's a good opportunity, or any time a loss would be particularly embarrassing.
you're just describing every game of the season and we only lost 6 out of 38 last time, most of them at the end
think you're overreacting a bit m8
Rio looks like my uncle
My uncle is great, but he is also in jail
what for
Gambling debt, unpaid taxes etc
my (home) country is corrupted as shit and one of the loan sharks involved has a brother with the police
he's also a bit of gangster so that may be part of it. Other than that, great guy. Love to chat football/soccer with him, rates Maradona as the GOAT and all that
Liverpool fan here.
Can't shake the feeling Swansea will cause an upset today.
Must be one of the worst matchdays of the season today lads
Swans-Liverpool followed by Chelsea dropping points at Hull followed by Dortmund-Leverkusen
could be a lot worse
There's an interesting match in every time slot this weekend, should be good.
>Bayern-Köln
>Leverkusen-Dortmund
>Wolfsburg-Mainz
>Schalke-Gladbach
when you can't be bothered designing his hair
>Schalke-Gladbach
why did DJ Rashad have to die ;_;
>that pic
Is that him?
Chelsea will rape Hull, I thought they were the better team against both Liverpool and Arsenal.
lol
I fear that da swans will be competent steamrolled by Lolerpool (and keep the delusion up and running for another two weeks ....) and the Chelsea Hull game might turn out to be a snooze fest.
breh we're fucked. admit it. ok maybe not against hull, but we're shit. no CL again :(
>the Chelsea Hull game might turn out to be a snooze fest
that's almost 100% guaranteed but chelsea might drop some points which will make it funny
based keys smashing his daughter's slag mate
Rodgers attack consisting of Sinclair and a 20 year old negro raped Poop. Klopp will embarass them.
kek. would like it if he walked around with his helmet on at all times irl desu
>manure back to playing van laal style
>chelsea sucking dick
>manshitty starting hot and hopefully slowing down
>arsenal being solid but not godly
guess the only thing that's changed is klopp's liverpoo
If more than 2 of Cahill, Willian, Matic and Ivanovic are playing I will be full #cOUnTe until he does.
Desu I'd like to see Chelsea in the EL again, at least it's winnable.
didn't actually realise it was this soon
your manager is a manlet m8
it's all about the pressing, if a team properly presses from the front city aren't half the team they've been this season desu
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Why does Klopp hate Sturridge? Is it because he's black?
it's because he doesn't press enough
I recog. Hodgson but who are the other people in this picture?
maybe whem Kolarovs starting at cb
He likes a striker away from home who presses and works hard. Sturridge deals with the scrubs at Anfield who sit deep with 11 men
But he's a striker, not a midfielder.
>Borja
mite b cool
red nev and ray lewington
>Spurs
>Title contenders
wew lad
Should be a pretty even game today if we can keep 11 men on the pitch. Just hope our lot aren't rattled by the last two results.
And klopp's system requires a striker that presses
Klopp and Guardiola are the best managers in the league. Defensive managers ain't shit.
that egg nice and runny lad?
the whole team needs to press or you're just wasting energy
They're playing better football without him.
>Tiger mug
>Tiger eggcup
>Tiger dressing gown
Do you have a tiger car Mauled?
Is the Everton meme over?
Liverpool should sign Sanchez, he was made to be a Klopp striker
If he plays he'll get injured
This, Sturridge is a great finisher, but Rodgers would build the entire team about getting the best out of him. Then when he got injured, the team was fucked.
Klopp builds a team that works for a system rather than 1 player, and even though Sturridge is a better scorer than Origi/Firmino, he prefers them for the team
is that your qt gf?
>Sanchez
Michael Owen criticised him recently, says he presses too much.
Straight swap for sturridge?
chelsea are going to pump hull just like they did burnley
Only retards fell for the meme in the first place. They had the easiest start imaginable, beating Boro, Stoke, Sunderland and West Brom.
They'll be exposed now they face the top teams, Lukaku is their only good player
Yeah I thought they would lose against the top teams but they can't even beat the average ones now.
>Cred Forums is 8 years old
Ah.
Why did you have to remind me?
>Sometimes as a centre-forward you’ve almost got to be lazy. You need to stay and hold your position and keep a bit of length to the team – and he [Sanchez] is just everywhere buzzing around.
Do you agree with this?
ah yes, the towering intellect and perceptive insights of michael owen
Would Liverfuck fans care if Sturridge was sold?
No, football's evolved, if you look at what managers like Guardiola and Klopp do, players have far less defined roles and start to interchange during the match. They don't just give 1 player freedom to sit up top on himself and wait for the game to reach him.
Owen's just saying it because he's a lazy, injury prone fuckwit who wouldn't be able to cut it in a top team now
Owen is bizarre. He might be the stupidest man who ever had any talent.
Yes, he's our best goalscorer, his record is up their with Torres but people just don't really like him for some reason.
He was one my favourite players as a kid, finding out how retarded he is hurts me.
>evolved
Pep came from Cruyff and Klopp from Sacchi. It's not like these ideas are new, football's still the same old game.
Yes. If you're not pressing as a team it's wasted effort.
Obligatory Michael Owen videos
youtube.com
youtube.com
really depends on your abilities and how the team plays
no point having a striker running around like a mad man when your team doesnt play a high press
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I'm not saying they're new, but the game has changed. In 2005-2010 we saw 4-5-1 everywhere with managers like Rafa/Ferguson/Mourinho putting a proper #9 up top like Torres.
Now the game is becoming a lot less defined than it was 10 years ago, strikers work much more for the team than just scoring
makes sense to me
>win
>"so what its swansea"
>draw or lose
>"LE FLOPP MAN"
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yes, he's my second favourite player behind Firmino. He goalscoring record is fantastic and his injuries seem to have calmed down since Klopp came in
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>not even giving the kid a chance
>Celebrating and laughing, pointing at his name
>Making it all about himself
How can one man lack so much self awareness
Well yeah, Liverpool should be beating Swansea
>youtube.com
My fucking sides.
stole the fire from the gods and had to suffer
they rewrote the ideas though, to make them better. You can't really say that Pep's Barca was a copy of Cruyff's barca
It's almost as if the bigger team is expected to beat the smaller team
yes he is my boy
>Charismatic
>Cool
>Fit & Healthy
Gets me every time
>you never be a football pundit who just shouts opinionated dross into the microphone and get paid handsomely for it
where did it go wrong ?
lucky for sanchez that arsenal do press
It's a tricky situation son, you can't expect a player of his ability to spend his career on the bench for Liverpool, but I don't want him sold because given game time he is guaranteed to get you goals, even if the system doesn't fully suit his style
but I felt the same about Benteke, if Benteke hadn't cost so much money he would have been a perfect alternative to keep on the bench for when you come up against mongs like Burnley
Okay. I guess I just wanted to say that Klopp is heavily influenced by Sacchi and fabricated a way. I find it interesting Klopp is playing a 4-3-2-1, just like Ancelotti did in his later years at Milan. Although it's perhaps an evolution of the 3-4-2-1 Rodgers was playing.
im guessing he probably was trying to make a joke but he is so robotic and uncharismatic he came across as serious
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>ywn work with Pariasek & Prohaska
joke's on you, I 1v1 Tracers.
Yeah i've seen Klopp speaking a lot of Sacchi in the past
makes sense to me too
this is the giberish one so far -
Anyone else feel like Milner at left back is a ticking time bomb? he's been fine so far but I think it's impossible for him to keep it up
>That mustache
Fucking why
I miss Alan Hansen
>Liverpool win
>media circlejerk over Klopp continues
>they rewrote the ideas though, to make them better
Right but those styles were always about. Other managers might not care if a striker didn't press e.g. Mourinho viz. Ibrahimovic.
should be interesting against routledge
Reminds me of Can at CB. Great at first, but eventually it'll start to show it's not his real position and he'll make mistakes
Kinda funny how Milner left City to play CM and get in the England team, then Hodgson dropped him, he retired and now he's a LB
fucking hope so, maybe roman will see it takes more than 4 games to get a team working
What did he mean by this?
Doubt he used a mirror when he shaved that into his face
Arsenal's pressing is so inconsistent and all over the place. If Wenger put more effort into it they'd actually compete for leagues and Champions Leagues but his tactics haven't evolved beyond "go out there and express yourselves"
I thought it was a skit at first. Surreal.
>boy
IT'S 2016
conte isn't as good as klopp though
Bet a tenner on PNE to score the moment Villa go 1-0 up lads
Who were they talking about? Džeko?
Sanchez could literally just press on his own and it would still work, just ask Chelsea.
oh good look who's here
>Sanchez could literally just press on his own
Cahill is just on another level of shit. Luiz is wank too but he's not made any massive errors yet.
huckerby
Sounds like it
Eh.
lmao
chelshit were dominated by arselel
I think Owen should do stand up comedy, he just has that deadpan comic feel about him.
>Andy Townsend AND Micheal Owen
all you need is Robbie Savage and you've completed the trifecta of shit pundits
>No Chris Sutton
I like Robbie Savage
can someone post that picture of the manure flip? you know the one
doesn't help that owen's accent is incredibly annoying
I'm okay with Savage. And Townsend desu
feel bad for the customers desu all the memes atm are laughing at them
only works if you know he's laughing underneath it all. which he isn't, he's just dead behind the eyes. he doesn't have the capacity to comprehend humour anyway.
>Not Paul Scholes
>he cant handle savs banter
I like him on 606 but I can't stand him as an actual pundit
said no one ever
hes pretty much stewart lee comedy already desu
>no Danny "Wayne Rooney is one of the best passers in the PL" Murphy
Who's even a good pundit/commentator? Cred Forums seem to hate all of them.
people will say Jenas but he's shit too
Last two digits of this post, predict Swansea v Liverpool final score.
got Clyne and dasitMané in my effpayell, is that a good idea y/n
he's just waffling on a bit
I like him too. He's shit but I like him
most of rte
carra
I like this twitter account
>17:14: "With all due respect to Leicester, nobody showed them any respect last year".
>19:05: "In a lot of finals, you either pick up the trophy or you don't".
>20:40: "I was shouting chip him, chicken".
>19:57: "In the space of a wink of an eye".
>12:58: "Teams that play 2 up front and 5 in midfield do tend to play 3 at the back".
Carra and Neville
Klopp is patriciantier pundit though :^)
>Leicester won the Premier League with a team of nobodies playing Sunday league style football
You also should coordinate your pressing in a way to always someone who can score.
5 > 1 >2 > 3 > 4
Wenger has been playing with a fluid front 3 for literally decades now
Obviously it hasn't always worked but at its best it's absolutely incredible to watch, and he's made it work on occasion with totally different sets of players.
Pat Nevin
They're getting exposed hard this season, too bad Europe haven't caught on though.
>16:42: "If Rojo wasn't left footed he'd have used his right for that one".
>05.12.15: "If Man City don't score, they hardly ever win".
Radio pundits, they have to call the game play by play.
Anytime I watch SKy/BT the commentators are living in the past spewing out incredibly inane stats abut the 1st goal scored by a left foot in the 60th minute on a Saturday before a full moon after an international break or some random shit like that.
yes
Slavy B was good during the euros
nevin, carragher
Liverpool games are interesting nowadays
Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher
Most teams that do these miracle seasons often have a patchy follow up season. I think inconsistency, rather than just being bad, will be what fucks up Leicester this season.
Was watching a CL game this week and thought it was feeling oddly comfy. Then I realised it was because there wasn't a co-commentator spewing rubbish about his playing days
remember how good Cesc used to be with Arsenal?
they're going to pull a Villa and finish lower-midtable but win the CL
Foreign managers are always good. English managers (i.e. Curbishley) are shit for some reason
Different level than the Chelsea version.
Does sponsorship work on anyone?
>Oh yeah I could do with a Carling and a bet with BetEast
The 15-20 minutes before a game are always the worst. There isn't enough time to do anything without missing the game, the pundits are all talking about things you don't give a shit.
Wenger expects his players to figure things out on their own to some degree. If they can, they're better than a team that relies on external pressure (see: Mouyes) to get fired up. But the catch is that a lot of genuinely good players are either not that intelligent or just plain stupid (see: Owen)
Nah, if they couldn't handle Liverpool and United I don't see them surviving two legs against any of the better European teams like Barca, Bayern, Atletico etc and they don't have enough CL experience to fluke it like Chelsea.
They will definitely make the round of 16 though, piss easy group.
yeah
Last time it worked on me was when sauber had a burger king logo
>you can say we
>a man can slip
Cred Forums btfo
I think you underestimate the effect of the constant visual bombardment of brands on the simple working class mind
>If they can, they're better than a team that relies on external pressure (see: Mouyes) to get fired up.
ah that would explain wonga getting btfo for years and years by mou then
new
A lot of advertising isn't about getting sells, it's legitimizing your brand.
>a man can slip
But I was informed that this does not slip
>he replied to an american
Crespo or Trezeguet?
Is this 2008?
pretty sure whatever pundit i was listening to was talking about gerrard, cos he was talking about liverpool
>air raid siren at the Liberty stadium
Crespo
if only ;_;
>not using that time to marinate your food so you can throw it on the grill later
new
I think it works that you are familiar with those brands and so are more likely to buy them when given another choice. Also, just that you're aware of the brand. It's not like you see them and have a unconscious desire to buy those things.
>no match fred
What the fuck is wrong with spee these days
Trezegoal
...
here la
>>if they can
Nice job ignoring pretty much the most crucial phrase in that sentence
The point was that Wenger's best team was self sustaining from a morale standpoint whereas Mou teams tend to implode after about 3 years because his relentless pressure and siege attitude, as a substitute for genuine confidence, wears down the players
I'm sure that sounds more reasonable to you than the "hurr wonga>mou" crap you downsized my post into
What the fuck is it with Swansea and Now 42?
so you posted a load of shite because it never happens you fuckin mong
fuck off
>tfw you want slipperpool to lose but this will mean that 190 kg will be back
>just that you're aware of the brand
I mean that you're aware of the product. Like until I knew what a dildo was I didn't try to buy one. Then when I heard about it from a friend's mom I bought it and shoved it up my fag ass.
Cheers m8
What are you even trying to say you potatonigger
Fucking Irish people. Literally subhuman
its just selfishness on both sides
when youre young you want the left because youre poor and need the money
when youre old you want the right because youre rich and dont want to give any money to the poor
>wanting the only team that can realistically challenge moneybags City for the title to lose
Just shaved my head
Feels fucking good not having to worry about my barnet
Hoping Jacqui Oatley is doing Final Score lads
Now you have truly become a real Englishman. On the topic of that, why does nearly every Englishman do this? English people and Poles seem to be really prone to shaving their heads for some reason.
>Picked Lallana over Fer
J U S T
U
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We're not effeminate Europeans
it's mainly older men who want to hide that they are balding
I saw some Slavs rocking it at the bus stop and decided I wanted that look
Plus my hair was getting out of control
not interested in today's games
think I'll give it a miss
Clyne is an absolute machine
Happy birthday 4chin
Watching the football on my kodi box again in my comfy bedroom
This is the same picture as yesterday. Everton isn't playing lad.
Good effort though
Couldn't be bothered to take a new pic, thought I could get away with this
I deserved to be called out
It also has a Cred Forums filename, it isn't him.
Are Swansea going to get relegated?
In such DIRE form. Perhaps they lost one too many important players
>him.
*her
Christ it's going to be all about muh abl now. Again. They're making more noise about people not liking them than people actually saying they don't like them.
should have seen them in 13/14, the slip was the best thing to happen to Cred Forums
As long as Shitzien is here, ABLism will never die. He's too good to shitpost about. Just like ABC won't die due to Sosa.
>half an inch of hair collectively in that photo
The plan is to let Liverpool think they are gonna win de league,knowing full well they will fuck it up anyway.
>Sky have a Tom Hanks channel
they usually change a channel when it's only certain movies they show, I think it was star wars channel last week
Guarantee that if they won the league in 13/14 they'd still be having parades today
Protip: It will be FAR more embarassing if either of the plastic manc clubs fail to win the league after literally spending £1 billion each in the last few transfer windows
>le ruin our club forever to sign alan smith and dominic matteo team
Nice poster ㅋㅋㅋ
>paying for Sky
You fucking sap
they're not the ones shitposting about winning the league every day lad
well except the algerian bandwagoner, but he has special needs
I'm streaming it
and important phone calls
When did Mike Riley get a sex change?
If gudolin gets sacked for this it'll be an absolute piss take
If it didn't work, they wouldn't do it
Getting proper sick of this Igolo guy
regards J. King
Morbus ABL is a mental disease.
Who else /magicofthefacup/ here?
is that stockport?
>it's a fitty damage controlling for the inevitable failure episode
Ultimate WEW.
Yeah. Just gone one up against Salford City
>Imagine being born in Liverpool
Top myself desu.
>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool
Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.
>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool
Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.
Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.
I'm listening to the Chelsea game on 5 Live while playing Dragon Quest VII
I'm listening to the Chelsea game on Uganda Soccer Radio 3 while playing Dragon Quest XXI
I'm listening to the Chelsea game on Internet Radio whilst watching user force a shitty fucking meme like the cunt he is.
Spurs play tomorrow though
>literally the only way Slipperpool can win is because they're so irrelevant they're not even in the EUROPA LEAGUE, let alone the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
>Imagine being this buttblasted about a team you don't support
>imagine not knowing about the "kill myself desu" pasta
Ultimate WEW.
soz I don't spend my life here to memorise every copypasta lad
Klopp and Wager are gonna do a league double
they're just crawling out of their caves lad, can't blame him
It's quite a regular desu. It's new, so not surprised.
What, the Liverpool fans? Yeah, they are. Now we enjoy the >OUR YEAR LA! DOING THE TREBLE LA! IT'S ON LA! WE GO AGAIN LA! for the next 2 weeks.
>tfw it's finally our year
>scraping a 1-2 win against fucking swansea
ahh yes, what a title contender
Glad you agree fella
Zaza is a fucking joke, my grandma would've done better and she's dead.
>West Ham can't win at home anymore
They're pretty much screwed now, yeah?
Told you it was going to be good.
The obsessed ABLs were/are worse, imo.
>The obsessed ABLs were/are worse, imo.
We going to watch Leverkusen - Dortmund?
I said "imo".
To be honest it's not too bad
Bilic just has to make sure the team doesn't get relegated
Since West Ham is out of the EL spot race, they can focus on winning one or two cups which is a realistic objective considering "big" clubs are fighting it out with Guardiola
...
i dont get it why are people complaining about Anyone But Leverkusen's?
I don't think Conte quite understands what the phrase "I repeat" means lads. Such a qt guy
think they're mainly talking about leicester mate
>no late game
>imo
>imo
might start using imo instead of desu imo
mfw you begin to force a meme imo
>Le klopp teams can only counter press meme
nowt wrong with imo tbf
tbf is fine too imo
This desu, you should always say imho.
This is going to last as long as the Wikipedia meme, imo.
It could last long if it gets a funny filter like desu did desu imo
bilic literally crying
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>literally trying to force imo
Ultimate WEW.
Sogndal - Brann is on la
