OFFICIAL EVERTON V CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD

How does it feel knowing that no matter how long you live you'll never drop the contents of your nutsack directly into Rachel Riley?

How many times have you wanted to kill yourself so you could relive your life as a fan of a successful team?

Palace will win the league in our lifetime

Yeah but they move at like 2 km/h and the goalkeeper has to fix it everytime she dives

Theyre losing 6-0 lmao

Was that meant to be witty?

What happened to deulofeu (?)

Does he still play

have you not seen the Iranian women's futsal team before?
youtube.com/watch?v=It_PcHswJ0k

You now remember Darron Gibson.

>Watching the women's U17

Remember when Everton thought they were getting Mourinho but they got Koeman instead

Remember when Everton thought they were getting Mata but they spent £30 million on Bolasie instead

Remember when Everton thought they were getting Joe Hart, but they got Stekelenburg instead

Remember when Everton thought they were getting Witsel but they got Gueye instead

Remember when Everton thought they were getting a new stadium but instead their ground got a paint job

Remember when Everton offered £30 million for relegated Sissoko and he rejected them

Remember when Everton thought they were going to win the league because they beat a couple of relegation teams, but then got beat 2-0 at home by Norwich, a championship side who were resting 10 of their starting 11, knocking them out of the cup, and then a couple days later also got beat by Bournemouth

Wasteful in possession and apparently unfit. Still probably better than Mirallas.

/bet/ is a hell of a drug.

Honestly have nothing against hijabs. It's niqqabs that put me off. Burqas would too but I've never seen one

I really really really want to lick Rachel's feet

anyone else know this feel?

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Remember when user confuses newspaper speculation with the truth

>Remember when Everton thought they were getting Mourinho but they got Koeman instead
no and i think Koemans a good manager
>Remember when Everton thought they were getting Mata but they spent £30 million on Bolasie instead
not really but yes i remeber them getting Bolasi , hes been good for them
>Remember when Everton thought they were getting Joe Hart, but they got Stekelenburg instead
No and Harts been out of sorts anyway
>Remember when Everton thought they were getting Witsel but they got Gueye instead
who and who?
>Remember when Everton thought they were getting a new stadium but instead their ground got a paint job
and?
>Remember when Everton offered £30 million for relegated Sissoko and he rejected them
Lots of teams make bids for playes , whats your point?
>Remember when Everton thought they were going to win the league because they beat a couple of relegation teams, but then got beat 2-0 at home by Norwich, a championship side who were resting 10 of their starting 11, knocking them out of the cup, and then a couple days later also got beat by Bournemouth
dont remeber anyone saying that tbqh

Not even an Everton fan lad, but you really are grasping at straws.
Bolasie may not be Mata but he's been decent
Steklenberg has been solid enough apart from being slightly at fault for the Negredo goal
Gueye is literally way WAAAAAAAAAAY better than Witsel.
They are probably still getting a new stadium at that dockside place (?)
Dodged an enormous bullet in Sissoko

>anyone else know this feel?
I want to lick her everything, so yes

Liverpool-Everton is a tinpot """"rivalry"""""" fuck off

Koeman is a better manager than Maureen though

Bolasie is a better player than Mata though

Why would they build a new stadium when they can barely fill this one?

eåic

Remember Gerrard's last game at Anfield

reminder that we are watching this because there's nothing else to watch

Yes, Zaha is back.

4 wins in a row.

It's not so bad

Gentle reminder that half of Everton's team are in their mid 30s and need to be replaced in the next year but their owner literally refuses to spend any money

Remember when Everton thought they were getting £40million-rated Koulibaly, ahead of Chelsea or United, bust instead they paid £10 million for a 32 year old Swansea defender

tonight i will be an everton-missile for them producing mustafi

Hart has been great for Torino actually, they love him there already

>Wilfred "I'm a nigger with 1 goal and 1 assist in 70 games" Zaha

ah yes

and i love you :3

Any Reds/Leeds fans watching El Corruptico tomorrow?

Ryder Cup?

only reason im watching this is because im a Palace fan.

whats the best link on plebit soccer stream?

>tfw no man city supporting bf (i'm a girl btw ;))

>Ovideo's hair
How contrived. SAD

lukaku isn't 100% he has pain in a toe ligament

Don't know why I'm watching this match desu, I genuinely can't stand Lukaku or Benteke and Mirallas is on the bench, fml!

Which JAV should I watch first when they're finished downloading after the game lads?

numerical order or gtfo

I would be embarrassed if Cleverely was in my teams starting lineup

What else would you be doing on a Friday night

Can't be arsed to google the codes, give me the titles.

MIDE-213

>watching golf

watching star trek beyond I guess, it'll have to wait!

I almost hooked up with a football man city supporting grill a few months ago but all she did was bitch about her job and never talked about football, goddamn grills

lol what a piece of shit film

got kicked out of school today
fuck my life

Give it a half anyways

How

well I haven't seen it yet have I!

yeah, haven't seen anything of the first seven minutes tho lol

What kind of school

DDT-198 Reika Kudo Irama Girl Piss Mouth Forced Enema
DDT-217 Rika Sonohara Girl Piss Mouth Forced Enema Irama

and so on

looks a bit crap desu

palace are the barcelona of the epl

It's not bruv trust me.

Good ball

They're not successful though

Damn, #prayforfrance

Who /osrs/ here?

mods ban this underage niggerfaggot please

I listen to albums I haven't heard yet on my hard disc to rate them and put them in playlists, might as well share which

today it's Kasabian - Empire, first two songs are allright so far

It's literally the end of September

>DDT-198 Reika Kudo Irama Girl Piss Mouth Forced Enema
>DDT-217 Rika Sonohara Girl Piss Mouth Forced Enema Irama

>and so on

And Zaha is their Messi... not.

what torrent program is this?

that's a subjective opinion

>tfw nobody here is actually watching the game but instead just blogposting

Koeman looked like he was hiding lemon in his mouth

including you

Did you wake Green Day up?

is that runescape? i heard they completely fucked it up a few years ago. was an absolutely based game back in the day

The logo is qbitorrent

The only other girls that I know from Manchester who are into football (hardly any are) are all City fans, some casuals say they support united but hey don't really give a shit

One day closer to death

Is she talking about Cred Forums?

let us know if something happens lad

>barkshit

twitter.com/whiteroserachel/status/781934420525719552

Seething, lads

>only 12 minutes have expired

feels like it could have been half an hour desu

I'm starting to hate Barkley more than I should. HE RUINS EVERY FUCKING ATTACK HES FUCKING SHIT.

Just put 5k on draw lads

did martinez fuck mirallas career? he was a very decent player until he decided to permabench him

trade school
process engineering, second year
didnt attend too much, so they kicked me out

After buying Benteke, Palace finally stopped pretending that they want to play anything else besides endlessly putting crosses into the box.

>Yorkshire lass. Prosecco socialist. Come for the breasts, stay for the brains.

post evidence

Every fucking year

I don't think i've ever seen him score one of those goals without it taking a huge deflection

he had a decent start of the season, but since two weeks he's been getting less time for a less offensive formation by Koeman, Martinez actually selected him for the national team after Wilmots didn't.

Why did Koeman go from >le finish 6th to 10th club to >le finish 6th to 10th club

>ywn be the insole of Rachel Riley's shoe

why even live?

ROBERTO MARTINEZ, BELGIUM NATIONAL TEAM MANAGER?

Why use qbittorrent on Windows lad?

Ovideo being brilliant desu

How common is Somali girls dating White boys?

Need some motivation lads. There is this thicc slag im really interested in. She is a very casual mudslime as well.

too fucking right. He's a scouser so he gets off the hook, but he is legit fucking shit. I hope Everton get rid of him.

what's wrong with qbittorrent? I use it too, I use tixati for jpopsuki

They fucked it up massively by introducing loads of microtransactions and changing the combat and just generally ignoring the players

Jagex released a version of the game recovered from 2007 that only releases updates if they pass a poll that now has more players than the "official" version, you should give it a try if at least just for the early game if you used to play - nostalgia is a hell of a drug

no
just dont

goddamn Zaha is one ugly monkey

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hello

>Martinez actually selected him for the national team after Wilmots didn't
that's interdasting, I remember he started to bench him for deulofeu/etc when he clearly was a better player. He must be doing something wrong if he always ends up in the bench

bato.to/reader#e90f6310dc109725_last

You now remember that time Mirallas literally wrestled the ball off Baines to take a penalty, missed it and then got substituted at half time.

Everton clean sheet

Y or N?

go back to leftypol you pathetic crusty virgin

need 60 yuros for fifa 17 so i can just smoke weed and play fosbol

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Yeah I was surprised he selected him too after last year, I guess so, especially since Lukaku isn't 100% but he wants to play.

Shit i forgot that. There was talk of a Spurs move for him sometime after

is he, dare i say it, underrated

>Rachel Riley will never berate you whilst she's slowly rubbing your chaddirk (the conundrum you couldn't get right) with her feet

Hurts to live really

Finished downloading lads

What would you recommend instead?

aww that sucks, desu I spent too much time grinding on that game, got 99 in about 10 skills and spent 10 hours a day on it. I also heard they got rid of the wildy, is that true?

That exchanges to 5k in Canadian tire money

alright love, I support City

let's do it like

Name a better looking footballer

[spoiler] you can't [/spoiler]

No he's very accurately rated

source please

he looks like a fucking tatey

1-0!!!!

It's just me being an autist. I use it on Antergos for the decent RSS feed support and on Windows I use utorrent 2.2.1.

Was there significant contact: yes
Did he win the ball: no

Therefore it's a penalty

Nah, he's basically like Coutinho.

Occasional cheeky bloot from distance and that's it.

I would drag my balls over a mile of broken glass to have the opportunity to suck a fart out of Rachel's ass.

Your autism is showing

Icardi.

Is that Ben Carson

what's up with his face... seriously why do black people have such strange head shapes. Benteke and Zaha are another two...

ex grystal balace cheerleader

>Mark Clattenburg was supposed to referee this game, but he got switched out, he would have been the biggest star on the pitch
Belgian commentator banter before the game

>posts "name a better looking player"
>I'm the autistic one

what the fucking hell are they doing up there in finland

I'd say she got absolutely defiled on a Friday night

post feet

Zaha reminds me of that highschool mate who was a top sprinter so he outpaced everyone when he played football - but he couldn't kick the ball straight to save his life.

townsend's tattoo hairline doesn't look bad lads, will he start a trend?

Wherabouts in Manchester are you from?

I don't date non-mancs sorry mate

>Pardew's Perky Prozzies will never comfort you after losing at home

;-;

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Barzagli

this the one that pleases Benteke?

>seenzoned

fucking kill me already

Hol up

Flamini plays for Palace?

What a shit fucking counter that was

>stand still
>foul

bravo

>cleanly win the ball
>free kick

Zaha is one of the best dribblers in the world. There is a reason he was the most fouled plwyer in the league last season.

I thought all City supporters were from Dubai?

Apart from that one, number-dialing Dutchman ofc.

r8 my setup, lads

Just watching the game and shitposting, all from the comfort of my bedroom

is yellow, dare i say it, an underrated shirt colour?

Reminder Zaha was the last ever signing made by Fergie

what's her name?

6/10

Looks potentially comfy but you gotta clean your floors

>you now remember Louis Saha

reminder that laptop on your lap = infertility

i hope you're going to recycle that amazon box

A. What's with the cumstain on the floor
B. Why is your tv for ants?
C. Nice umbro cap dude

fuck off pakipoo

Pardew is loud as fuck, made me jump

>r/hearthstone

Here at least City fans are from Manchester while Man U fans are from London

how do I get myself a kodi box with all le illegal channels on it lads?

is that a screen for the ants on the floor

>/r9k/ is his first board bookmarked
Kek

People seem to forget how young haha is

He would have done well being nurtured under fergie but ended up under Moyes and fucked it up by shagging his daughter

hopefully la

toilet paper/10

City barely have any English bandwagoners, their actual English fans are pretty much mostly from Manchester (or Stockport like me lol)

I'm not that dumb tranny btw, trust me women hate trannies more than men do

>anime
>>/r9k/
>>>tomorrow

jesus goodison is so fucking quiet

Just be yourself ;)

>a link to KAT

is it back up?

Your room looks like a low security prison cell lmao

and there's a massive cum stain on the floor

Sort it out son

I'm transgender, I became infertile not that long ago

Fuck off and die in an airport bombing, waffle boy

It's my bedroom, I don't need a large TV and it's on a stand, just a bad angle

/britfeel/ is my home general

What's the poster?

Dogma is pretty hardcore

nah

TPB is shit tier these days too

a shame desu

Atmosphere is woeful what the fuck it's Friday night

>done well being nurtered

no, he's just your typical precocious nigger who looks good because blacks develop quicker physically than Europeans so everyone thinks he can be a decent talent and then when everyone catches up with him he stagnates. This happens with literally 99% of black "youth" players. They lag so far behind in technical ability

>WordPress blog

Post you are blog

wew, I'd say kys but being transgender that's a given anyway

Just over 30 minutes have passed

If I place something between my laptop and my lap, will it be okay?

it's still the best public tracker... at least you can sort your searches by seeders as opposed to something like extratorrent. only downside is lack of comments

these minutes are not coming back

All this refball for eveton kek

>tfw you've cried 4 times today

It will be extremely painful

Za-Ha - Take Him On

There's a tampermonkey/js script to filter the massive amount of shitty spam on tpb, but its nowhere near as good as it used to be

bbc was going on about "goodison under the lights" "there's a buzz" "it will be rocking"

worse atmosphere than the emirates

GOL

oh my god end it

>tfw not even a big guy

NEVERTON NEVERTON NEVERTON

>Everton scoring from refball

N I C E
I
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Just make sure the heat does not radiate to your crotch.

guess lukaku is starting for Belgium next weekend, ffs

No one can stop us this year

GOAL!

>letting pookaku score

oh i am chuckling

runt life

>They lag so far behind in technical ability

>Saying zaha hasn't got technical abilty.
You're talking out of your arse mate

That was a goal

Why didn't the wall jump?

every click on TPB these days results in multiple tabs and ads, even with adblock. it's fucked.

But the defender's high boot and dangerous play came before the handball, so it was a free kick regardless

Oh your room looks much nicer from that angle, but get a basket for your dirty clothes not something see through

fucking lucky bullshit

feelsbadman

They didn't want to get the ball under them like KdB did to Bournemouth

Alright, cheers m8

>poleaboo.wordpress.com/
lmao it's literally a diary blog, jesus christ

>barrier didn't even jump

rate my new doggo lads :-)

>unironically mistaking stepovers for being a good technical player

Just unreal really. how are you still alive?

is lukaku the best shit player or the shittiest good player?

who /doesn'tevenreallylikefootball/ here?

10/10 would walk

10

cute/10
is he a good doggo

would pet/10

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someone repost please, I can't see the image

has one leg much shorter than the other wtf

Thanks

I bought the flags and poster recently to brighten it up. Also had a general tidy up

What's wrong with that?

weekends used to be much more stress free before football desu

It's just a game, innit.

Feel bad for the girls.

That's how you win premier league titles

just shit really, fuck him

Guessing that's why zaha has two players marking him every game and was the most fouled player in the prem reason

He just has a severe 'big fish in a small pond' syndrome.

He'd be legit world class if he didn't have the touch of a rapist and wasn't lazy. If he applied himself he could be a top 5 striker. Not hard to fix your touch like. Just fucking slam a ball against a wall and keep trying to bring it down.

Low effort desu

is that a Labrador cross?

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Best shit

his understanding of the game and technical ability is poor

but his strength and power get him into a lot of goal scoring opportunities

I feel much worse for myself for having low enough self esteem to masturbate to it desu

>portrait monitors

Good post.

it's literaly the most pathetic thing I've seen this month
>dad came back from pakistan but I didn't wanna talk to him
muh sides

I want to criticise you but if I'm honest I'm just jelly

Solid doggo

is that bloodzeed?

He looks like Robben with hair.

this one please

jesus christ mate how new are you?

Did you see that black man attack Koeman on the pitch, why is this allowed

His nose is similar yeah.

most sites are better to browse on a portrait screen desu

yeah

Wew, I almost forgot about Rachel Riley football friday.

That's a she

are you jelly because I'm new and shiny

You're from Belgium, of course you're shiny

Same, but that feeling is suppressed.

>no 17:30 tomorrow

ah yes, very good decision to move games to Fridays when no one wanted it

>that one aussie

Half's over, time for Rachel

he's a top doggo

well behaved and is good mate with our other one

he might be a rapebabby of Labrador and something, came from the street

What can we do about refereeing in the prem

Might have to watch Leverkusen - Dortmund because of that shit, or Bayern - Koln delayed

haha it seems as though about 20% of the people in this thread are actually watching the game

half time wank lads. Time see if there's any good new trap doujin.

I'm watching.. There's just nothing about it worth mentioning

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT KAMARA ADVERT

Wouldn't mind 7s

Jesus Christ get a life you sad cunt

this pictures just oozes of a helium filled, acne ridden 18 year old future labour party supporter

I'm surprised it is that high

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wait what? there are people in the thread who aren't watching the match? I'm shitposting and have it on in the background simultaneously, I'd be very surpirsed if there were people here without the game on

Pls report him guys

The more people the better

>mfw everton Cred Forums thread getting this many replies
>mfw too fucked up to be assed to find a face

what the fuck lads is there some kind of bandwagon happenin or are crystal palace just have some strange eur/can following?

or have all us blues just came out hiding for the first time since i was born in 95?

>mfw i haven't seen my team win a cup
>mfw those cocksucking homo nonce fucking cunts won that shit in 2005 and i had to watch that bus drive past my crib

Half-time fap?

good lad

lets find out:

strawpoll.me/11335624
strawpoll.me/11335624
strawpoll.me/11335624

Got anything she's done with Xev?

Also, how about those tactical decisions by the managers

are you implying people support everton or palace, haha lad

Mommies dress

there's an interview with lukaku and his face skin is just crater-filled, jesus

Neck yourself you fucking cuck

>daddy/mommy
whenever i hear this i think of my parents and it ruins it completely

literally heartbroken

janitors and mods leave up interracial porn on purpose and delete everything else. this has been documented many, many times.

Do I ever

The game has been so shit I don't even need to pretend to talk about it

-I'm watching a film m8, this is just the most entertaining way to get the footy updates

And I'm not even ashamed

Seen this wafflenigger during the Boro gamethread talking a lot of shite about Everton. I don't know why he's back again.

not a fan of this rachel desu

I am writing my thesis. Kinda.

Worst post in the thread

Who /Rachel Riley/ here?

there's no other fucking footy game on is there, well there is but idc about the belgian league and I love talking shit about lukaku/benteke

About anime grils?

That FK probably net Everton another 10m for Lukaku's transfer fee

>anime

There is Motherwell and Hearts on

Think RB Leipzig are playig Freiburg or Augsburg or some fucking burg

Computer simulated protein unfolding from a chemical physics point of view (enthalpy, entropy, this sorta things).

>people actually watch capeshit television shows

why?

those aren't broadcasted here, I can watch Oostende - STVV, Real Sociedad - Real Betis or Rennes - Guingcamp but I care less about those teams than Everton/Palace

>this game

No idea, they are by and far fucking horrible

>tfw political science
Sometimes I envy the hard numbers and indisputable facts of 'real' science

Good luck on that, fäm.

>This is not Antonio Banderas

wtf?

pls no bully

Not sure. A lot of the movies are rated fairly highly but almost every line of dialogue makes my cringe

I wonder daily why people care about capeshit at all

If I was an actual old school capeshit fan I would feel so fucking violated

Cmon palace

Flash can be pretty fun. The rest is trash.

>no interesting matches until Sunday

oh boy here comes the 2nd half

>flash
>good
No

Think you should find something better to do than wonder why people like what you hate, it's a film version of people on here spamming about liverpool

what's this ref's problem

I said fun. Not good.

>have to bring up liverpool for an argument
Man, you guys are thin skinned

you sound very mad and very autistic

people like you kill culture

>I would feel so fucking violated
Honestly I like the idea of making comics more popular so more people will read them, the problem is the movies they make are god awful.

>tfw everton fan
>dislike liverpool obviously, but in a sane fashion
>go on spee and foreign flags who know nothing about liverpool or everton spamming anti liverpool stuff to try and act non-plastic

ruins it for me desu. theyll never get it

I'm not mad but it seems a lot of people in here are about films making billions

Is Crystal Palace named after that cheap shitty vodka?

Que?

>ABL is a mental illness

No shit m8

nah, surprisingly, they're named after a crystal palace

worst sports presenter on tv

Fucking decent header

WHA TA FUCKIUNG GOAL

OOGA BOOGA

>neverton

aw yiss

Fucking great header desu

I like how some teams have such fantasy names, their stadium should be an actual crystal palace. There's also Albion, and erm, some others I think

Benteke scores, and makes sure everyone knows he can count

Smiffy creaming his pants over that one

BELGIUM user SEETHING

No it's named after a area called crystal palace that was named crystal palace because it had a crystal palace in it

THAT TEKKERS HEADER

Belgium 1-1 Belgium

DAT FUCKING HEADER

>neverton

NEVERTON
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That's what the Everton fans get for booing him kek

NEVERTON
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BENTEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

top fucking header

wow tekkers. palace deserve to be equal 2bf

Mike Tyson is damn good at headers.

that's odd, because if I cared about something, and a load of people with half-interest flocked to it, imposing their views, and lack of tolerance for what the subject had been at it's core, generally contributing to the downfall in quality of said interest, I'd be mad
not the monetary aspect, more the fact that they're usually poorly made, and due to rampant fanboyism they're considered critically "good" films

by gawd who will martinez start, who cares cause it's against two shit-tier teams this weekend

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How many has Benteke scored for Palace so far?

>mfw I don't even know what Countdown is exactly

>they're considered critically "good" films
Marvel films seen as good, DC films seen as bad

*next weekend (Bosnia and can't even remember the other one)

is the answer six, or was he just counting to six for laughs

how do you not score that

You now remember True Geordie(and by extension all poocastle fans) celebrating Newcastle signing Dwight Gayle and calling Pardew an idiot for selling him.

is there an arsenal version of this? or a spurs one?

everton are too irrelevant to choke

>this german with all these Rachel webms
you're doing god's work son

Anyone know what causes that terrible 'whistling' sound in the background of poor quality streams? It's horrible

Many more than he scored for Liverpool

And Countdown is a daytime tv show for old people to try and stop them going senile

8 out of 10 cats does countdown however is a great show

my cousin called to ask if I wanted to go see Suicide Squad for free cause he had tickets this evening, I said no to watch this shit match instead. I'm never going to see a DC movie in the theater again after leaving BVS fuming

>tfw cant find rachel hot anymore cos shes a customer

why did she have to support man u lads

I always want other people to like or at least try what I like.

but you don't mean that do you? the most overhyped, overrated, overmemed film of the last 20 years is the Dark Knight, which is DC.

No, but I can make one if you'd like one?

what episode is this from kek

yes please norway

more disgusting refball against palace

NEVER OFFSIDE

Moss gonna ask his assistant how to go about this refereeing thing again

>lelverton

is she a manc? if not then she's a customer, but if yes then she's not a customer.

I didn't think it was too bad after hearing all the terrible reviews about it, although the whole 'martha' was a terrible thing

Incredible refball

>umpire sphere

REEEEEEEEEEE

REFBALL
PALACE HAVE BEEN ROBBED

HAHHAHAHAHA REFBALL

Kek, they called offside on the wrong guy

Don't worry mates, I'm sure the linesman and referee will be forced to explain themselves after the match

>engish arbiters

terrible call

I went in with low expectations and thought it was absolute shit, was rolling my eyes from start to finish

Honestly never seen it. And isn't it Dark Night Rises that just had been made memetacular?

Jonathan Moss has had a shocking performance

as do I, I'm no special snowflake who tries to stop anyone from liking what I like, but, that being said - there's been so much garbage drama regarding cape movies due to the influx of half-fans

same with what's happening with music criticism right now. you can't have your cake and eat it too

this why i need feminism

i mean video replays

>the absolute fucking state of premier league officiating

It's so bad that you know tonight's game won't even be worst refereed game this weekend.

Feels good having refball on our side for once, but we are still going to lose because we are fucking shit and more importantly ross barkley is shite.

Just fuck my game up senpai

neverton so fucking slimy

gameshow with anagrams and maths puzzles that the contestants have to solve in 60 seconds

kek yeah, but the bane memes were hilarious whether or not you care for the films

Weren't everton fans hyping him as the next great English CM?

atleast the refball has made me wake up

Even in a shit game with zero goalscoring chances, the eplel referee somehow manages to fuck his shit up.

I blame all the issues of cape movies on Hollywood not knowing how to do cape movies. Like, take the Dylan Dog movie they made, even if he's no superhero, and then look at the comics.

The problem is 100% the people in charge.

why do managers keep signing niggers? they don't know anything beside running and shooting

going to partner dan gosling and jack rodwell in midfield la

here come dat Martin Atkinson

this match should be 2-0 to Palace, not 1-1

i thought you lads said he was the black ronaldinho

martinez too

English media did it a fair bit themselves.

Always been a long shot deflection merchant

>Shit game

Been really entraining imho

Here you go lad

It's amazing linesman and referees don't get fines or penalized for wrong decisions.

>The problem is 100% the people in charge.
They'll just make movies to try and cash in and be damned about the people involved, look at that last fantastic four film

They still are, but it's only because he's still sort of young and he's scouse, but he's actually just fucking shit. Like what has he done this game lad? Fuck all. What has he done apart from score deflected goals? Fuck all. He has no football brain or vision. He's just fucking retarded.

so was lampard and that worked out ok for him

Agreed, but I think the people in charge have been influenced by the influx of fans wanting instant a specific kind of formulaic drama granted from cape films.

Where do you guys live? I'm in the UK.

so we're agreed that the real score is 0-2 yes?

hmmmm wouldn't really encourage people to be refs if they did that

t. Rasheed Alhambra

>these commentators actually trying to justify the refball

I find it mind boggling we don't have a challenge system

I'd finish in less than 60sec if you know what I mean.

Least the best thing about these kind of games is the threads are good to post in and not just swapped with shit

Zaha is so shit kek

managers should be forced to dress in full kits during games

Lampard was great, let's not turn him into a meme like Barklel

Netherlands myself

Hard one on Jon Moss 2bh. It's a fucking hard call, and the line between a great one and a shit one is so thin. Refs shouldn't be protected, but this one is hard on him tbf

its what most people want from capeshit though

if youre a casual you just wanna take your GF and see an evil guy thwarted by a superhero who saves the day and gets the girl all within 90 minutes

BARNSLEY BARNSLEY BARNSLEY

its thirty seconds you fucking idiot

he got indirect and direct freekick wrong he's an idiot

9/13 songs rated on Kasabian's Empire, allright

How many clips? I have about 190 different drives so can't take a screenie also xevbros come to /gif/ I prefer the Viña's Everton awful season though.

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not the final countdown you fucking fat ginger manlet

that would be pretty funny

>mourinho
>big sam

Rachel's looking nice tonight lads. I think she's been directed to just shut the fuck up and sit there.

but there's no artistry or suspense in it

if there was then I'd consider being a fan

I wouldn't mind but they proved they could go beyond the basics, why can't they toy around with the formula again, experiment?

Crystal palace

Not even memeing

c-can we pretend that's what i wrote

Have they ever played Liverpool?

all the countdowns are thirty seconds user

he can't even see the game

Do you guys think it'll stay a draw or should I cash out

jeff looking good too

shes probably concentrating hard to not just jump all over him

Are snow days a thing in Europe?

>the people in charge have been influenced by the influx of fans
It should be the opposite, you are supposed to create a demand of something. Also, even if you do something like , there is no reason to make something bad, you can do casual but good.

Barkley is just a shit Rppney.

Okay - just a Rppney.

Imagine not rating Mr Oizo lads

Who's getting sent off

You no it's gonna happen in this game

>tfw

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we're all friends here, post your rarest rachel and I'll let it slide

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jesus christ is that a "football pundit"

we've got Imke Courteouis, she's a qt but dresses like a prude

>please keep off the grass

he cant even do that right

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>Gueye for Bolasie
>Gay for Bolasie

Just like the ref.

he is a delightful man, don't blame her

Baines

97 in that folder, don't think I have any more anywhere else

At one point I was planning on making webms of a lot of my clips4sale stuff but I couldn't find a program for making them that I was happy with so I gave it up

anything below -5C in the UK and the country turns into a wintery mad max

Jokes on you, that's Fernando Torres.

A part time dentist? Is that what u meant to say?

FUCKING

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You got a point there

>It should be the opposite
I know it should. It should be the fans trying to chase the high water mark that the cape films hit, and trying to expand upon it, but alas the films seem to have returned to mediocrity, which the swarms of casuals revere whether it's good or not - which gets nobody anywhere

LEAF

Lelverton or Neverton?

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nevereverton

because theyre top lel and never win anything

Well done

Pleberton

drawerton

lmao what a throw-in

how is delaneys face so wide

Townsend isn't very good is he?

I've been using laptops like that daily since 2002 and have two kids

whats the best superhero film youve ever seen lads

i liked the dark knight and guardians of the galaxy

>he almost went to Brazil 2014 just off the strength of a single long shot

remember a couple of weeks ago when neverton fans were talking in hushed whispers that they could possibly make top four this season?

Dark Knight and winter soldier

>tfw bet on Everton

>two kids

JUST

Spiderman 2 will never be beaten.

Yeah those two get my votes as well mate

Batman and Robin

do you beat your children?

>tfw everton fan

I knew it wouldn't last. It's everton. It never lasts.

Adults that watch capeshit are pathetic.

We deserve a winnnnn

Not all chain smokers die of lung cancer.

atleast now you know to never do that

here come dat boi mirallas!

Ok

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Everton meme is officially ded. been totally outplayed by palace

just found out tyson fury has tested positive for cocaine

And you watch films that take a higher level of intelligence to comprehend?

I liked Hellboy and the Yattaman movie.

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well to be fair they have lukaku and 10 shit players

well 8, baines and barry but theyre 90 so im not sure where to place them

What a disgrace
He will always be heavyweight champ of banter tho

What happened to le dribble into cul-de-sac and dive man?

>tomkins

thick west ham twat

Oce𝒶n m𝒶n, t𝒶ke me by the h𝒶nd, le𝒶d me to the l𝒶nd th𝒶t you underst𝒶nd Oce𝒶n m𝒶n, the voy𝒶ge to the corner of the globe is 𝒶 re𝒶l trip Oce𝒶n m𝒶n, the crust of 𝒶 t𝒶n m𝒶n imbibed by the s𝒶nd So𝒶king up the thirst of the l𝒶nd

gooner rach

>cul-de-sac
youtube.com/watch?v=HXJkLBj6G1k

???

You're only quality players are actually Gay, Goalman and Apestriker. Rest is mediocre.

>even Rachel laughs at those twinks

p good, but she's actually supports man u :(

mom's spaghetti

they realised he wasnt actually the next messi

So are we just staying in this thread?

>coleman
>le head down and run man

legit forgot that this thing was happening

kek, I didn't think dead end was quite so fitting

bit of a tune desu

yes

unless someone wants to make a JUST thread for everton

she supports leicester actually, just grew up in a manc house(c*ck)hold

How am I supposed to lose weight when my mom brings me mcdonalds after she gets home from work every day?

fuck is tomkins playing at with that beard

looking fucking horrible

Does she shove it into your face?

200 years ago, Koeman would have been chopping off Lukaku's arm.

Tell her to stop

>the absolute state of americans

Isn't he Dutch.

losing weight is a meme. just eat more and become a nfl player

Reminder that Belgium has an Ebony Shoe award for the best africans. And Fellani has won it at least once

yes his name means Cowman

Yeah. They chopped off arms too.

>implying Fernando wouldn't make a really qt girl

wat

found my sisters yaoi lads what do

Also this guy is the cousin of Lukaku

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boli_Bolingoli-Mbombo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebony_Shoe_Award

Its the least they can do.
What are you doing for your black colonies besides white women and fifa journey mode?

Sounds like a Cred Forums board

Belgian names are funny

is Cry Pal gonna get robbed

what the fuck haha

by who? everton? HAHAHAHA

Audio artifacts from compression

fucking hell belgium

if you mean "is this game ending 1-1" then yeah.. if you mean everton scoring another, then nah

>implying he can't be african just because he's a lightskin moroccan
racists

Bolasie has done almost everything right for Everton tonight.

His teammates are shit.

Barkley is a fucking spade.

well the ref robbed them of two points already

he put it on a plate for Gana Gueye but can't expect a run around nigger to finish it off it was well blocked. Also yes Barkley is fucking shit

>chung yong lee

that guy used to be class for bolton what happened to him

>English Premiere League
>goals scored only by africans

Embarrassing watching Everton attempt to play football

Well at league you got the League part right of the name

Big Black Belgian Striker 1-1 Big Black Belgian Striker

Comfy thread lads

At league you tried.

British Premiere League thanks, otherwise how could Swansea or Yankchester United be part of the league?

Im 33, not really JUST at all
No but I have smacked the older one across the face once

Always will remind me of SpongeBob

is webm4retards not good enough?