/nfl/ General: Tommy Boy edition

>surrounding Wentz with an expansion roster

he would have had the same fate he would have had with the rams or browns

>Jets Eric Decker out Sunday

Seahawks D bout to eat

Go redskins

Redskins fucking suck

Do you think he watched the boat guy drop anchor in his wife's harbor?

What's your favorite meme?

Mine is "Brady couldn't throw the deep ball"

>expansions rosters being necessarily bad
have you seen the expansion rules?
if you can snag a good hc you're set
not to mention the nfl will help you win every game to foster a fan base :^)

jizzele got a nice ass

JAGUARS WIN VS THE COLTS THIS SUN
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
PLEASE

I'm going to the Raiders @ Chargers game in December. What should I dress up as to guarantee I get on TV?

has the NFL updated anything on the Josh Gordon suspension. as of earlier today he is still on track for eligibility on Monday

did he fail, or refuse to take, another drug test?

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Bikini

Did Decker suffered pulled groin from the weight of his big dick ?

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>Being new

I don't know why I like this.

>Those orange creamsicle uniforms the Dolphins wore last night

WTF? Only the Bucs are allowed that.

Good morning everyone I'm looking from NFL game torrents

Pls respond

>thanks for bringing us to your tailgate party user!

It's fucking hilarious m8
I love the shitty pixelation around cooks at the beginning of the webm too

Mad Max

>The #Bills have placed WR Sammy Watkins on Injured Reserve, putting him on the shelf for at least 8 weeks.

>tfw no Becky lass

>grows to enormous height after the touchdown

my sides

god damn football has become a fucking joke

injuries are at a all time high

what is the god damn point of paying mega millions if the game is so fucked it tries to help offense by making defense use unorthodox moves that can screw over both sides

what is the point

>god damn football has become a fucking joke

where do they keep the bull though?

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They should had worn all aqua unis, that's their unique color, lots of teams have better claim to orange

did they literally pick someone that looks just like peyton?

>40k feet in the air
>only you, babysitter, and batfleck
>this pic

Brady and Daredevil DP'd this whore. Never forget.

>your fingers are so... 'big', Tom

very fast manlet running at increable hihg speed

He's the boat engine. He propels it by farting.

Who is our generation's Dave Krieg?

Help?

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wtf is is about distorted video (and audio for that matter, like sped up/slowed down songs) that makes me laugh uncontrollably

JJ Watt's ded, maybe they'll finally stop talking about him endlessly and the Texans are fucked aren't they?

the basis of comedy is subverting expectations

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expired visa

shitsux

All we've heard the last 4 years from Houston is how they're wasting JJ's best years. What if they go on a run now and make the playoffs?

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then Watt was holding them back

he's a good player, but sometimes good players can get in the way of systems

god damnit, why is this so funny?

>

Antonio Brown
That work ethic is amazing

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Russell Wilson if he's healthy. If not, Wentz.

give me Cam Newton

I'll make him play TE

Wentz, baby

Why does Arians keep pouring his faith in this washed up choke artist megacuck?

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holy shit its like madden on the ps1

That is still the most magical 90 seconds of football I have ever watched. I've never laughed so hard at an NFL game as I did there, and I'm glad I was able to witness that live.

>people who don't know how expansion drafts work
Teams get to list 5 players the expansion team can select, not counting kickers and punters or anyone that would become a unrestricted free agent the next year.

You're all picking players in the 48/53 that definitely would not be selected.

>watkins ded
>blels

every. year.

So garrapolo and brisket being listed as questionable, is that just bill memeing the injury report? Or is there a legit chance we might see edelman?

>autist insisting on following expansion draft rules for realism
Read the post. He clearly said any one player.

ok then, fine

Cam Newton at TE
Tim Tebow at QB
Russell Wilson at RB
Tom Brady at WR
Rapistburger at C

only need QBs at different positions

>yfw Bills go 11-5 and beat you in the AFCCG only to lose the Super Bowl by 50 points.

I feel as though Bill would rather send out an injured Jimmy the Wop or Brisket than risk one of the team's best offensive weapons as quarterback. Just run a weak offense and take the loss.

*lose SB to Minnesota

meming

>take the loss
we've came too far to lose now

Please not Minnesota how about someone kinda shitty like the Redskins?

OFFICIAL RAIDERS STADIUM SOLUTIONS POWER RANKINGS

1. New stadium on the Oakland Coliseum site
2. New stadium elsewhere in the East Bay

POWER GAP

30. Sharing Levi's
31. Rotting in the Oakland Coliseum

POWER GAP

1982. Moving back to LA

POWER GAP

9001. Las Vegas
9002. San Antonio
9003. Anywhere else in the US

IMMENSE POWER GAP

6.022x10^23. Anywhere else

please god beat the cunts on sunday.
i don't even care if they make the playoffs i just don't won't them to lose to these """""""""people"""""""

>autist insisting on living in a world of pure imagination that lasts for a second instead of a decent discussion that could go on about a player's potential availability, contracts, building a team.

Instead it lacks variety to just repeat the rookie superstar of the week.

>mexican detected
give it up pablo, there is no way in hell they will build a new stadium in oakland.
if the nfl doesn't let them build in LV they will move somewhere else

Whoever wins the election

Pepe

Not him, but I'd rather build it in Vegas. I like Vegas more than Oakland even though I live in Berkeley.

It's the Mexicans who want the Raiders to move, mostly to LA but some are fine with Vegas.

>not salivating at the idea of the Mexico City Raiders

Because Arians is also a washed up choke artist megacuck

P/a/ckers!

Berkeley is a communist pisshole

face it m8, the Panthers are gonna tank after the OL fails Newton too many times

wouldn't be surprised if 4-12 happens

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>Sweden
Fuck off.

He's all we got

>Hak Presscock
lol

APOLOGIZE

Underthrow, DT made that play

Pitiful under throw
I don't like simien as a qb very much desu
If the games comes down to it I don't even trust him to make just 1 clutch play on his own let alone drive the team down and win the game

Why are the ratings declining?

They were going to draft Lynch, but got cucked as always

because cable is dying

IM NOT A PIMP

Got BTFO 2 weeks ago.

With direct TV, I can watch all my favorite teams live on Sunday. Watch this. Brady's about to get picked off. *eats popcorn*

whites are tired of black people thinking they arent subhumans

>lost by 3 points
>BTFO
>looks like that was probably the hardest game on the packers schedule

ok kid

Are the Ravens any good? Or have they just been playing shit teams?

MVP-CPOTY coming thru

Thoughts?

I'm going with the pats on this one. I see another 12+ win season.

Reminder that Wentz relies far more than Prescott on screens, so Prescott is actually doing more work.

Rate my fresh new Panthers OC

Pats arent playing the giants.

They got lucky this year

Because Superbowl 49 was the climax of professional football and it's all downhill from there

I could see the bengals maybe giving them problems depending on Dalton.

Outside of that, I don't really see anything bad happening until maybe the Broncos in like week 14

eagles
every other team is losing this week

They'll just tank a season, pick up his little bro and waste his career too

>philthy fans

Isn't Atlanta's pass rush notoriously terrible? I think the Panthers get an easy win this week.

you cant lose a bye, mate

>professional/college sports are too reliant on ad bux to ever adopt a netflix-esque system

how nice would it be to stream any game, any sport, any time for like 15 dollars a month?

>Cred Forums on the Eagles and Carson Wentz

It'll obviously be the Pats or Broncos. Other three teams are shit.

>Pats
>BUF, CLE, CIN, PIT, BUF, SEA, SF

>Broncos
>TB, ATL, SD, HOU, SD, OAK, NO

Pats have to play three playoff teams the next 7 weeks whereas Denver might not even end up playing one.

probably the Broncos, their schedule is one of the easiest I have ever seen. I know how are schedules are made, its just funny the last 2 super bowl winners have had baby schedules

Week 15 is gonna decide who hosts, and wins the AFCCG.

Pats can't win in Denver and Denver can't win in Foxborough.

broncos will go 16-0

>being this retarded

Denver has the 14 ranked SoS this year. NE has the 9th.

Not to mention Denver has to play in one of the most difficult divisions in football while NE plays in the fucking AFCE and get a guaranteed top 4 seed every year.

Fuck the Broncos.

Bandwagon Patsies know nothing about football. They unironically think system brady is the GOAT.

>18-1
>getting cucked by Eli Manning twice

>bungles
>playoff team

kek

When will Wentz crash and burn? Will he?

>When will Wentz crash and burn
after his 38th birthday
>Will he?
I just told you when

Well two of the three teams he's played so far are historically terrible """""""teams"""""""""" so I'm not even sure he's good yet.

The bears and browns would beat the 08 lions handily

That's not saying much.

the bears and browns are not even in the bottom 10 of all time teams

>making glass-ribs newton play tight end

Why are the officials holding their hands out in front of them?

That still isn't saying much.

It's refuting the historically bad statement with extreme prejudice

Quick someone revive Al Davis so he can trade for that dude and then the Ref too, JUST WIN BAY BAY

No faggot, its the battle of 0-4 OWL teams, one of them has to fucking win one finally....

>inb4 the game goes into endless overtimes and the NFL decides to give them a tie because the game will not end and goes on for over 48 hours

Panther Bro, Vikingsbro here, you guys aren't bad at all, we're just that good :)

Oh shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, who have you faced that is good? Look at the Vikings they would fucking demolish you guys any week

>This absolute rectal fury

The Steelers are a solid team, and they got their asses handed to them. The Browns and the Bears are absolute garbage.

no they couldn't.

>it's a 'back to QB hell again for Miami' Season

>Bulge-kun
No one cares what you think.

I hate reruns

Matt Ryan is ______

shit

Jeff Janis. We're gonna make that fat mcfaggot Mike McCarthy cry.

E L I T E

a person? Who is this

I don't use Cred Forums to get people to care about what I think, I use Cred Forums for therapy.

still doesn't change the fact that the Eagles are good and can play with anyone in the NFL.

DELET THIS

>brock osweiler 37 million guaranteed
>JJ watt 52 million guaranteed

JUST

NFC OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE MONTH

A QB in the National Fooseball League.

I think we should all spend this Friday night discussing America's Team's past and future glory. Y'all with me?

>none of these teams haved played the rasms in the regular season
coincidence? i think not

>they did this for 15 seasons
Except that one off shoot season, i like that one

Yeah, the Broncos are great

>tfw its september again so you have to deal with the constant delusion from fans of lesser """"""teams""""" that are going to end up completely irrelevant by january

haha idiots supporting their local team, why didnt they just pick the patriots like us right bro??

Rasms are going 7-9 SENPAI don't expect anything different ever with Jeff Fisher at the helm
Broncos will probably go the longest vikings too im pretty sure they will be playing the undefeated iggles at that point to see who goes further. Pats like to drop games random as fuck which next week against the bills would be the perfect time for. Ratbirds are losing to the future Vegas raiders this week

t. Bengals fan

>It's a Miami blames their QB episode

Tannehill is nothing special but he's plenty good enough to win with. It's the rest of your team being hot garbage outside of Suh, Jones, and Landry that's the problem.

>tfw it's September again so you have to deal with the constant delusion from """""""""""""fans""""""""""" of a team that think is going to go undefeated only to be cucked in the AFC title game again in January.

>tfw we're one more Super Bowl loss away from joining you in the realm of cursed franchises

Please help

I've been shilling for him far too long man. I think he at least needs to get benched, and i know better then to think Matt Moore is any answer. Or that right now there is a solution for him right now.

I'm just sick of defending him. He legitimately wasn't good last night. And has dropped of this season as far as its gone

This whole Sammy Watkins thing is one of the Billsiest things ever to happen to the Bills. That draft was STACKED at wide receiver, so what did the Bills do? They picked the one bust in the bunch. And not only that, they traded up to get him.

Is Aaron Rodgers still elite?

Did Big Reggie do it again?

Is David Amerson Elite?

>Hayward

Yay

Muh dick

>Benglels DBs

wew

>slow as fuck Br*dy at WR

congrats, you're a retard

Kevin White isn't looking to great either if i am honest

i think you missed his point

Don't blame Sammy, it might not even be his fault he's underperforming

Wentz philadelphia born and raised, throwing touchdowns is how i spend most of my days

so he's getting traded to the Rasm, neat

I got in ONE little playoff loss and Howie got scared, she said, 'you're moving to LA for first and second'

Will the Jets ever draft an actual quarterback?

Is Suh still elite in Miami? Or is the team so shit that they are holding him back? I honestly miss him in Detroit since he stopped getting so many penalties.

He has been doing his job, he draws all those double teams, and if someone is stopping a run not 40 yds downfeild it typically ends up being him

His DE's aren't getting through, partly because they have Wake on a leash for some bizzare reason

Right after the Browns

Who gets the worst record in the league this year?

>Hard Mode: No Browns

Burrs

Dak for president

Is Greg Olsen a potential Hall of Famer?

Isn't Wake really bad against the run and also like 35 years old

>Hall of Very Good

One "black" president was enough. You can go fuck yourself you half breed piece of shit.

If by "hall of famer", you mean "average, middle of the pack white TE". Then yes.

>Companies like Comcast, TWC, Verizon, etc. will fight for the next 10 years to prevent before eventually making Internet caps their #1 revenue source

Then that fight goes on for another 10 years before going unlimited again. And the ad companies don't give a shit because they'll get their product placement one way or another.

Also shit blocker

You don't get into the Hall as a TE if you can't block and are basically just an over-sized slot receiver

Dolphins

Obamarama ruined any chance of America ever having another black presidente.

all of those other WRs are in pass heavy offenses, he's also played 31/36, can't blame him.

He literally has been shit in 7 straight games since his injuries started piling up and was a complete and total ghost the first 3 games of this year because he was both not in shape and obviously not fully recovered, and the defense has still performed just fine with him getting blown off the line by 1 on 1s against rookie tackles. Anyone who seriously think Watt has had an impact on that defense this season is a shit-spewing casual

Hackenberg is the real deal

Nice

49ers

>mfw some mentally disturbed homeless degenerate yelled " Bosa isn't a bust!" at me while drawing a chargers logo on his face with his own feces today while I was walking along the sideway from the opposite side of the street to him

>He's still injured
>He still has yet to play a down in professional football in a 3-4 scheme after playing in a 4-3 his entire life

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>tfw naners gonna get dak'd on
>but i'll be on a family day trip to port townsend so i guess that'd be ok

>Russell has two hurt legs
>Jets have great pass rush
>Wilson will play entire game

Nothing bad could happen.

>sanchez was THIS close to being your qb

THANK YOU TREVOR SIEMIAN

all he has to do is give dt or hemanuel a chance, better to give them a chance to catch it underthrowing it than overthrowing it by 15 yards like peypey did last year

Uncucked NFL Power Rankings
(Post TNF Edition)

1. Patriots
2. Vikings
3. Broncos
4. Eagles
5. Packers
6. Seahawks
7. Chiefs
8. Ravens
9. Steelers
10. Giants
11. Panthers
12. Cowboys
13. Raiders
14. Redskins
15. Rams
16. Texans
17. Falcons
18. Cardinals
19. Chargers
20. Colts
21. Bengals
22. 49ers
23. Dolphins
24. Lions
25. Jets
26. Bills
27. Buccaneers
28. Titans
29. Saints
30. Jaguars
31. Browns
32. Da Bears

>vikings over the broncos

lmao no
>toxins over bengals

no

>giants over panthers

no

>rasm over cardilels

no

Whistle for a cab and when it came near license plate said BUST and a nig in the mirror

Rams can actually win

Panthers exposed

Bengals couldn't score more than 1 td against the dolphins

>4. Eagles

Iggles are the best team in the NFC

>us12s defense against ryan sixpatrick

rassel could get johnny knox'd and you'd still win by 40

The AFC East is wide open meme is my favorite annual meme

This one will always be funny.

Let's create the most handsome team, /nfl/

QB:
RB:
RB:
WR:
WR:
WR:
TE: Jordan Cameron
LT:
LG:
C:
RG:
RT:

DE:
DT:
DT:
DE:
OLB:
ILB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
SF:
SF:

K:
P:
KR:

Why didn't they just have the center shotgun snap it?

Brady at qb
Edelman as a wr
Kelce at TE

>QB: Tom Brady
>RB:
>RB:
>WR:
>WR:
>WR:
>TE: Jordan Cameron
>LT:
>LG:
>C:
>RG:
>RT:
>DE:
>DT:
>DT:
>DE:
>OLB:
>ILB:
>ILB:
>OLB:
>CB:
>CB:
>SF:
>SF:
>K:
>P:
>KR:

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it's a signal they do during a shift i.e. more than one player in motion. If they snap the ball while their hands are still out it would be a penalty for an illegal shift.

What are the best nicknames?
>Cheatriots
>Lelphins, lolphins
>Jests
>Razorcakes
>Ratbirds
>Stoolers, stillers
>Bungles, bungholes
>Shitstains, Doo Doo Browns
>Clots clits
>Toxins
>tits
>Faguars
>Chefs
>Raidurrs, Raidnigger
>Donkeys, Broncunts, Bronqueers
>Chorgers
>Cowgirls
>Foreskins, R******s
>Iggles
>Vagiants
>Burrs
>Fudgepackers
>loins
>Viqueens
>Failcons
>aints
>Panturds
>Bunch a queers
>Tardinals
>69ers
>shithawks
>rasm

Matt forte at RB
He is handsome as fuck
Erick Decker

I looked at draft prospects after the game last night.

I'm fucking done with this team.

I still can't get over the Cowboys and how they seem to have stumbled ass-backwards into their future franchise quarterback. It was a compensatory pick! They tried to trade up for Connor Cook, who can't even make third string! It's like Jerry outsmarted himself, but this time it came out well.

Patricucks
Dolcucks
Cucks
Ravcucks
Steelcucks
Bungles
browns
Indianapolis Cucks
Toxins
Faguars
Chefs
Raidniggers
Broncucks
Chokers
Cowgirls
Foreskins
Iggles
Vagrants
Da Burrs
Fudgepackers
loins
aints
Pantcucks
Tardinals
69ers
Seacucks
Los Angeles cucks

A nigger

Kek he's done my nigger. Going into rehab and the Browns are cutting all ties.

the Seahawks are a reminder that it only takes a few good draft decisions to turn a franchise around.

You just have to wait until they clean house and bring in people good at making personnel decisions.

>no 18-1's
>no 0-16's

This isn't the spee I know and love

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18-1 was almost ten years ago, it's not relevant.

t. patriots fan

It's only relevant because your ass still feels the pain.

That's right.

>Blount wins AFC offensive player of the month award
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND FUCKING RETARDS WERE SAYING 'MUH BRADY IS A SYSTEM BABBY'

HEY, RETARDS, IF THE PATS WERE RUNNING THE SAME OFFENSE AS THEY DO WITH BRADY, THEN HOW DID THE RUNNINGBACK WIN OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE MONTH? TELL ME JACKASS.

THE ANSWER IS HE COULDN'T. HE WON BECAUSE THE PATS OFFENSIVE IS --- WAIT FOR IT -- DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEY DO WITH BRADY ON THE FIELD

OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Don't forget about all the essentially dead money (practically speaking) Cushing is carrying around. He's been practically useless since 2011. The only thing he's done is stick around to teach incoming rookies and recently acquired veterans the system, and he's done a crappy job at that.

Roidbabby needs to go and the Texans need to find a more reliable ILB.

Man, I remember the Patriots went like 8 years without being able to run the ball

anyone want webums? all of week 3 and 1, DLing the shitty TNF game

Yo, that Chiefs Steelers sunday night game this week is gonna be SLAMMIN

Pepper your angus broncux

wheres the chiefs pasta when we need it?

>Saints 30
>0-4

It's funny because it's true.

Thanks Vince.

It's sarcastic running

Bellicheat will run circles around lewis

Also the benglels are a joke

>ywn be this delusional

Trade Watt to the Patroits for the 3rd string meme QB already and get it over with

So, what team's going to snag up Josh "420" Gordon

denver

>everyone on Cred Forums on everything

>wanting a cap waster
no, maybe later in his career when he's 35 and washed up though

>washed up

already there

where exactly do you think you are?

Happy Birthday!
I hope you have a wonderful day!

remember when all of the shitty writers thought he would end up in green bay for some reason

>monday night football

>Bucs
>allowing more than 30 points a game
>scoring more than 20 on Denver

Haha

>playing 2k5
>this is the end of pre-season moves

fucking wew some wires got crossed on those contracts i guess

Was that in doubt?

Not putting Aaron Rodgers at QB.....

Doesn't Haushka from seattle go in at kicker? Dude is ice cold.

I wish 2k still made football games, were always better then madden.

>Shitzpatrick

the Caps on this roster are SOOOOO bad what the FUCK happened, im stacking my roster with Woodson and Megatron for this shit

that's literally what he did week 3 desu
also in week 1 he had a 4th quarter comeback
so you are literally wrong

How many TDs will Brady put on the Brownies when he returns?

You're right, he's a coach babby not a system babby. Belechick's ability to adjust his team to circumstances is a large part of makes him such a great coach.

Bizzaro NFL week 3 passing leaders.

Staffiord is on the Colts and E Manning on the cards along Luck and Palmer for some ungodly reason. wtf is this shit

>Dalton and Cutler on the Bears

Obviously constipated brady is constipated.

They seemed to have stumbled ass backwards onto Romo originally also and he's been the future and the franchise and put up great stats, but still no owl and only 1-2 playoff wins to show for it.

>week 1 he had a comeback
>implying he was carried by CJ Anderson
I didn't follow football back when Brady was a rookie (he's my favorite now) but is this why people hated him , ie every position on his team being stacked

there's only one true answer

Why don't you use the 2k17 mod? Im downloading it right now.

Ryan Tannehill is ______

a bust

>Joey Bosa is _______

ah nvm

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a mental midget

Why the fuck did the chargers draft him if they are running 3-4? Did they think he'd become the next Watt or what? God that organization is a fucking mess

elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/film-study/2016/04/70241/film-study-joey-bosas-fit-in-san-diegos-3-4-defense

>yfw pats lose to the browns

ill be happy if we get a FG

Why would you want to get blown out again by the Redskins? Wasn't the last Super Bowl humiliating enough?

>inb4 the Ravens meme their way to an undefeated season
the question is, will anyone on Cred Forums be mad?

Can London realistically and fairly work be an NFL city with all the travel /vp/?

who else /playoff lock/ here?

Literally should trade Brady while he still has value.

>6-1

no because muh taxes

also

>browns

Fuck am I tired.

>Lemme try again
Can London realistically and fairly be an NFL city with all the travel Cred Forums?

If they start 5-1 then maybe. MAYBE

Should I start Carson palmer or Trevor siemian? Broncos are playing the bucs

Hopefully swede falcon bro

>Marvin Jones is questionable

Fuck, there goes the offense

>those feet in the picture...

Fucking kek

Panthers are never going to get over that SB loss, both Bucs and Saints can have their QBs throw for over 400 yards with 4TD and still lose the game; the division is there for the Falcons, they just need consistency.

TD:INT ratio..

goat.

shut the fuck up canada. enjoy knowing you can never get rid of montreal.

>Tfw your team already eliminated from playoff contention

such as life being a jets fan

now this is just getting ridiculous

>mobile.twitter.com/Jaguars/status/782182946115510272
What did he say?

>go down to the cornerstore to get a snickers
>$2:00
If only I had a NFL contract......

>"you told me I was the next big ben"

is it one of those BBC snickers or how is it 2.00

even in Soviet Finland they're like 80 cents.

Fuck no. Or at least they'd never, ever be competitive. No free agent would want to move to another fucking country thousands of miles away when there are 31 other options. To sign anyone, they'd need to overpay. It would be the same problem Jacksonville and other teams nobody wants to play for have, but twenty fold.

>Steven faggotverse

kill yourself

The store owner is just a jew. Snickers are only around 80 cents where I live.

The NFL will never be a truly international sport until it's played at a larger level in other countries because the timezone differences for just a few games a season would be pointless. Considering that euros are pussies, football will never take off beyond North America but it'd be nice if Canada stepped their game up so we could integrate like the NHL has.

about to go to chipotle lads wish me luck

good luck man it's crazy out there

Qdoba is superior cuck

>delusions 2016

Looking at their schedule, it's not farfetched

>Inb4 Jags and Browns finish 13-3.
>Inb4 Eagles and Broncos finish 3-13.

Peters will be #1 by Sunday at halftime

>>Toxins
8-8s
hueston

>questionable
Literally every player of note will be questionable since they eliminated the probable tag

Stop drinking the siemian kool-aid

>cowshits are unironically listing tony romo as "questionable"

bruh i know zeke is gonna zeke all over the naners, all that extra trolling does nothing really

i was successful, it went off without a hitch

good to hear, I was getting worried. What'd you get?

who /rasm/ here?

E. Coli? :^)

predict how many td's my boy jamie throws tomorrow

Kirk vs. the browns or Matt Ice vs. the Panthers bros? /ffg/ will not answer my pleas

Fantasy Football is about the most cancerous thing in football aside from Roger Goodell

He's right
Matt Ryan though

Thanks man. That's what I was leaning towards.

it's 2007 and brady just threw for 7k Yards with 70 sacks, on a team with 36 players

dou you guys think Ryan will be able to throw in the Pants D? why is that?

>937 attempts

fuck

and no , i did not play as the bears, he did this TWICE i went back intime to save him from retirement

he retired in 08 offseason On Green Bay WEARING Rodgers number

Nobody on the back end has a name for themselves outside Kurt Coleman, and he's not known for pass coverage as far as I can tell. On top of that, how the opposing offense will shake up is a big deal i.e. if the Panthers are scoring a lot of points Matt Ryan is going to be throwing it a lot. If they don't score, they'll run it to end the game sooner.

streamable.com/3pws

What game is this? 2ksomething? I played with Rodgers (Manning 07) until he was like 38 I think. He broke his leg midway through the season, came back in time for the playoffs, then broke it again in the SB and retired. I thought it was poetic so I let it happen. He was the last non-computer generated player on my player for a few seasons.

Don't worry the Bears Clinched Anyways

JFC all their wins went to Panthers i think
NFL 2k5
on a ps2
Brady just led the bears to another BOWL, iin timeline one we won one with the bears im trying to keep him forever

Who would play in the Super Duper Bowl?

>ps2
>ESPN 2k5
You absolute madman

its an eumlator

can you get one for ps4

Wait are you even playing the game or just doing the management?

I feel like Julio will be a much larger part of the offensive game plan this week and the Panthers don't have a Josh Norman although their secondary isn't bad at all. With the Panther's incredible linebackers and solid front seven they're going to be much harder to run on than the Falcons' previous competition, Tamme and Hooper won't be wide open in the intermediate for Matt Ryan against this defense. I think Coleman and Freeman will again be heavily involved in the pass game and they will lean much heavier on Julio and Sanu in the intermediate. Matt should have solid numbers in this match-up with how well the offensive line has been pass protecting for Atlanta. Alex Mack has been better for them than I expected so far.

Pretty much, I expect the worst-case scenario for Matt Ryan in this match-up to be the average performance you could expect from Kirk Cousins against the Brown's defense.

What kind of rig do you have My laptop can't run the PS2 emulator for shit.

I was playing half a season, but then all this apeshit offseason stuff happened, so now im just watching it unfold

>Big Ben on the Pats
>Dalton Brady on Bears
>Aaron Rodgers Backing up Luck
>Peyton on the Bengals
I got a 4790k 16gb ram and some r295 card it runs it pretty well, but the sports center graphic slows my game the fuck down for sme reason

>he fell for the 16gb ram meme

20$ difference, this isn't 2009, plus i edit videos and shit so i use it

>>Rodgers backing up Luck
>game from 2004
Wtf I'm confused. Not by him being in the game, but why you put him in and made him not shit.

>he payed for his rig
>he supports a wasteful industry
>not living in a tarp lined lean-to innawoods and browsing the internet with free wifi on a 9 year old laptop you rescued from the curb

how do you get free wi-fi innawoods

>being this casual

not that far innawoods
gotta go the the city (only like 30 minute hike)
Im sure I could get reception out there if I got a autismphone
I think they give you 3g but I dont really know because I never owned a mobile botnet

No its a 2k16 rorster, but it starts in 2004

The players are typically the right stats, its just the AI is BROKEN as fuck so they cut their QBS and sign multiple starters. Titans Steelers Browns Tampa and like 3 teams have had Dogshit qbs while Packers and a few other teams keep 2-3 current starters at time

Sometimes teams play 32 games a seson, and thats whwre the bizzare stats come from

This Bowl the Bears played NO season games and went 3-0 and made it to the B owl, i think the Panthers played the extra games, one plays 32 the other 0 their true record still matters though

The only Teams STILL with the Right QB are Bucs/Winston Teddy Vikes Wentz Eagles

Dude what the actual fuck am I reading? I don't even know where to start. Why is the amount of games so fucky?

You seem like a strange kid...

I didn't plan this, i was just stacking Miami, then all shit shit went down, now im going as far ahead as i can to see how crazy it gets

lol fuck. My Madden emulator just stopped working when stuff started to get fucky. ~1,000 hours of work/playing gone. Thats what I get for being a cheap I guess. I kept the Xbox hard drive, do you have any idea if I put that into another Xbox it would still work? It was a chipped Xbox I could just download games onto. Not the chip, just the game save files.

Reminder

uh i think you can swap HDDs on the old xboxes, never tried it desu, but i now you can do it with xbox 360 hdd's they are just old as fuck HDDs dunno if they shit that prevents you from plopping your other HDD into another one, but its worth

it should be obvious enough but you may have to softmod the xbox to take the HDD
youtu.be/9TqOVaXUcJo
dunno if they only do this to put NEW hdds in or any

hope that helps

Oh boy we're gonna need some more adjustments.

Post them lads.

EzPz

Dude dope thanks. If I can make this work I'm never bitching about trips again. Fuck do I miss my roster ;_;

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Yeah but you know it's the cowshits being the cowshits

>Saints @ Chargers

Literally no clue who will win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chargers injured to all fuck again

that hurts but his actual value is not near proportional to his yards

U so much hate fer the phins?

I like the saints here, 0-4 for breezus just doesn't seem likely

>#Patriots have signed FB Glenn Gronkowski to their practice squad, per league source.

I hate the south in general.

Eagles off this week, what games should I watch?

What did he mean by this?

remember when people thought he was the top FB prospect

yeah, fuck off to reddit

>yfw Beli signs the remaining three Gronkowski brothers and summons Gronkzodia

T Rich was given a last chance contract and blew it before the regular season even started

Jets and Seahawks should be interesting because for some reason people are giving >us a relatively high chance to win.

I'm a tripfag, pay attention to me

Is Phil SImms a bust?

Is it time to bring /anonfl/ back?

you'd need all 5 kowski bros

Any 'skins fans on here feel like telling me how Garçon's been doing this year? I can't decide whether or not to flex him over Kevin White

Will you give me yous?

Pretty shite games this week tbqh

I guess Colts - Jags if you want to watch Gus Bradley get fired on live television

Bills - Pats for GOATroppolo

Is Wentz the next Nick Foles flukemaster?

Nah, looking back, Foles did what he did taking a fuckton more risks, in a much simpler offense

If Wentz turns out to be legit, what does that make the Browns and Dolphins? They haven't had THE guy in almost 20 years

>Seahawks are actually going to play Wilson with a sprained MCL against a top tier defensive line

how many snaps before Wilson gets snapped?

27

Browns and dolphins are possibly the two worst run organizations in football. They'll never be good until they fix their front offices

What does Wentz have to do with the Dolphins?

How do you even fix an FO? Sell the team?

It means it took the eagles only 7 years to find their replacement for McNabb, while the Dolphins haven't found their replacement for Marino in more than twice the timeframe. They've been the least consistent team this side of the Browns

After all these year's it's finally going to happen. Wilson is going to take THAT hit, the hit every scrambling QB takes that basically ends their scrambling, or at least gets them to do it much less often. I'm not really looking forward to it, it's probably not going to be pretty.

I'd shit on the Bills for that before the Dolphins, but the Dolphins are more shit-on-able tbf. I guess if you're not a very talented or hardworking person it's probably not easy to identify those people for the flagship position in the most valuable sport. I really feel dumber after listening to Tannehill speak, ever.

>implying they still aren't going to win by 40 points thanks to ryan sixpatrick

>Dick Vermiel thinks that Goff will be a bust simply because he was drafted by the rams
How JUST can one team be?

sorry, took a nap after i ate while trying to watch the wisconsin-michigan shitshow
i got a steak burrito with brown rice, black beans, red salsa, guac, and sour cream
it was pretty good

>Pats bring in Marcel Reece for a tryout

REEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Found the faggot, prepare for yet another sweep by the skins

lel the skins are the worst team in the division lad

No, that would the be giants

The guy didn't even know where the sun rises, he can bust all by himself

>1-2
>have the worst coach/QB combo in the NFC East
>Can't even afford food

Nah, you enjoy yet another 10 5 pick

>worst coach/QB combo in the NFC East
are the Eagles the best by default?

>Babby Gronk signed to Pats practice squad

Is levy a bust? 1 game since the start of last season.

The term is Gronk babby and he's still suspended for another week

>a fucking autistic leaf

>beating falcons
Top halaal my friend

>Bill Bellichick has signed Gordie Gronkowski Jr. To a future contract

>worst team in the division
>week 4
Wew lad

oh yeah, it's only week 4, the skins are definitely the best team in the division

>(YOU)

>Bill Bellichick has signed Dan Gronkowski to a 2 year future contract

>eagles
>3-0
>against non division teams
Get ready for another lost nfc east division title, my bird shits

>the steelers aren't a better team than any team in the division
lmao redskins fans have one fluke season where they don't beat a single team with a winning record and now they think they're hot shit

my SIDES

>ask the Giants what happened last year
Are we repeating history? Of course!

(You)

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thanks?

>hating the Raiders because they got an actual QB in 2014

Tep kok

what's with all this NFC love for the iggles?

literally accepted as the worst fanbase in both conferences

Lol

t. Giovanni Alfonso

>Giovanni Alfonso
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Alfonso_Borelli

O-Ok? ty?

all of the undefeated teams are frauds

Qualcomm is outside, breesus may as well not even start

>Pats
>frauds

Pick one.

>be 2015
>giants undefeated
>hurr durr we da best in da division
>lose to skins
>be 2016
>eagles undefeated
>hurr durr we da best in da division
>skins win again
W E W
E
W

Pick two.* Sorry about that bro, I made a mistake.

>Thinking Cuck Cousins can keep his fluke going
nigga has beaten exactly 1 (one) team with a decent record in 5 seasons

>skins win the division in the worst year for the NFCE in the last decade
>don't beat a single winning team last year, get embarrassed by the packers in the playoffs
>w-w-we're definitely doing it again this year

MY
SIDES

>another 10 5 pick
really compels one to ponder

that your pick will range from the 10th best pick, to the 5th best pick?

Pray that Kizer falls

I actually like this new format better than the old one, will definitely use from now on.

Also, fuck the Chiefs.

fitz will throw like 6 million picks though

Whenever I watch that, I hear a "woohoo" in my head when he does the hop in the endzone.

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Almost forgot about the London game tomorrow.

No wonder the Jest are and forever will be a joke, their shitty fans irrationally hate half the league

>tfw football at 6am last year

>tfw already won this week so get to just get comfy and watch football tomorrow

Why do they keep sending garbage to London?

I thought the NFL wants England to like football?

Panthers are gonna #keeppouding our ass tomorrow. I can just feel it.

Falcons aren't the type of team to sustain success for long periods of time. We're due for a downfall.

>Just happy i get to watch the Bears lose in the peace of local coverage instead of a nationally televised game this week.

because premier teams won't go

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>Chargers fan having anything but hatred towards the Pats

I really like to watch the pats play. I hate them like the plague whenever the Chargers play them.

I'm a Chargers fan and like the Pats.

Not their fault McCree fumbled the fucking piece of goddamn shit football.

So with as little memes as possible, how do the Patriots do it?

How do you keep a team this good for this long?

They don't draft super stars, but it seems everyone the draft from the first to the last round turns out to be a great player.

What do they know that everyone else doesn't?
Why do their players have better fundamentals than every other team in the league?

Is coaching really that important? Are they just the best scouts in football?

>android

>Falling for the Apple meme

>So with as little memes as possible, how do the Patriots do it?
ridiculous amounts of preparing and practice. Belichick knows a lot of shit about Football. you can't always be the fastest or strongest team but you can be the most prepared.

>How do you keep a team this good for this long?
no stars no divas. the player doesn't buy into the team mentality, out they go (see Randy Moss). They're not going to overpay for anybody. They let veterans go while they have few good years left instead of keeping under contract till they are past expiration

>They don't draft super stars, but it seems everyone the draft from the first to the last round turns out to be a great player.
drafting can be a crap shoot. Belichick couldn't draft a WR if his life depended on it. He likes smart players and Rutgers guys though.

>What do they know that everyone else doesn't?
Belichick can probably quote the rulebooks. He's not set in his ways either, he will switch things up if he feels the need to.

>Why do their players have better fundamentals than every other team in the league?
Belichick drills it into them and he knows how to coach. he knows when get on a player and when to let up.

>Is coaching really that important? Are they just the best scouts in football?
Yes he'll tailor the D to take away the opponent's favorite weapon. The Pats really only get beat when the other team executes better, they're rarely out-planned.

Bill knows his Xs and Os
Kraft trusts Bill and crew to run the organization and not interfere (Jerruh should take notes)
and having future HOF QB for like 15 years doesn't hurt either

tldr Bill is really smart

You just described Chip Kelly

Belichick is not in love Mariota and probably thinks time of possession is important

>In love with Mariota
he didn't draft him tho. I would say the Eagles were more in love with Wentz than I would say Mariota, because they made an attempt to get him

Hey, guys, do you think Jordy would send me dick pics? Y'know, as a prank, haha.

they also tried to get Mariota

Chip tried to get him but the Titans decided they wanted him.

They called both the bucs and Titans, and never put in an offer because it was clear that the value of what they had to give up was greater than any potential return

Will we ever get an updated fan map that has North Dakota rightfully representing their favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys?

I don't hate half the league, I hate what I'd consider an average number of teams.

>I hate what I'd consider an average number of teams.
Jets fans, everyone

>this tripfaggot delusion
That isn't marginally close to average

they overpaid for revis for one year. theyll do it

>Shitgle fans are christfags
AHAHAHAHAHA

Clemson and Louisville have good defenses

I figure they hoped he'd renegotiate the deal but Revis is a mercenary and only wants $$$.

good thing he left. JESTS paid a king's ransom for a broken down old man

Who died and named you the kings of deciding what was average? Lets see your charts, shitlords.

So how do the seahawks beat the jets? Is it all on the Fitzpatrick shitting himself? I see no way that the seahawks will win an early morning early season game with Russell injured.

I'm sure >we will find a way to fuck it up.

>overpaid
pats won an owl in the one year they had him then they dumped him
i think they got a pretty good return from him

Mine is 18-1

bruh you haven't seen early morning seahawks have you?

the defence literally falls asleep 90% of the time.

>wanting to go back to losers like Derek Anderson
bruh

Did you see >us last week?

Here is my prediction for what the game is going to look like on both sides: youtube.com/watch?v=8n3ZzWKXaU4

20 million is still 20 million

Being led by a past his prime shitter is the Cardinal way

'Bama games are so fucking boring.

Every game is a goddamn blowout.

It's like watching Boise State games in the 2000s. Amazing how many parallels they have

Prove you're not a pleb

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2015.

but did it hurt the pats? no, it was a piece that won them a championship, so he was payed correctly

I only watch raiders games in 5.1/7.1 full surround sound on my 1080p HD flat screen tv

I don't give money to FBI honeypots

>thinks kicking inside to take advantage of outmatched interior linemen makes Bosa versatile
lol what a fucking moron

>Your team
>Record now
>Record and playoff finish you expect

>Eagles
>3-0
>10-6, one win and done

>Vikes
>13-3
>last second owl loss to the buncos

>Cowboys
>15-1
>Superbowl win

>Chorgers
>1-2
>Fuck if I know, but no playoffs

>seahawks
>2-1
>9-7, no playoffs

>Raiders
>4-12
>AFCCG loss

>Seahawks miss playoffs

Will Pete be fired?

NEW

>Cred Forums Pass user since June 2015.
Wut

Vikings
3-0
12-4: NFC Championship Heartbreak. It is known.

This desu

>Your team
Jets
>Record now
1-2
>Record and playoff finish you expect
10-6 if >we are lucky, realistically speaking 9-7 with a wildcard being the best possible outcome in either scenario.

>Two elite teams going back and forth instead of one meme team vs one good team

49 was based as fuck

50 sucked dick in comparison

we all know that game ended with brady crying like the bitch he is

>Raiders
>2-1
>9-10 wins, wild card snub

Pats
3-0
13-3
Owl appearance, good shot at Owl victory.

>naners
>1-2
>4-12