Cred Forums cringe thread

I don't get it, is it some movie reference?

hahahaha fuck me

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>ameridoops

youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

cheers!

Fucking cringe. Every MLS fanbase is filled with fat euro wannabes. They don't know how to create their own culture so they just try to emulate others and it comes off so fucking pathetic because of how awkward these faggots are

I realy tried to support my local team but I just couldn't do it and felt nothing for them. I might not feel connected to any EPL teams or be able to go to games, but at least it's quality soccer and I don't have to deal with these lards

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ahahahahahahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=hbvEM26vl3M

Just want to make it clear that those are Canadians.

>actually vaguely resembles Ronaldo
>decides to do this autistic shit instead of getting laid

I just don't understand some people

Holyshit. Soccer really is just for semen slurping faggots. Can this sport get any gayer? You would think Cred Forums would love it cause only contrarian faggot hipsters like it in the US.

IIRC the guy has a kid so probably married too

youtube.com/watch?v=3z4Hzo9UmrQ

>chanting that when the referee is nowhere to be seen

Nice to see someone using it

>N... Y.... C.... ***Clap***

you can't make this shit up

Brehs

youtube.com/watch?v=lWFCh0WNk_o

christ on fire

we deserve extinction

Is this the famous American "banter" I've heard so much about?

i find the other guys around him more cringey desu, they are all incredibly ugly

i'm sure i've seen the old tall guy in porn before

youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

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it's like a stadium full of 4 year olds

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shit like this is the only reason i hate going to my local team's games. the euroboo fuckboys in the "fan end" actually use smoke bombs

i overheard one of the head organizers, the guy who brings all of the drums and bullshit and organizes chants...somebody brought up paul pogba and he DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

Anyone remember when we were all having laffs at the Malaysian Manchester City facebook page

5 bintang post

Smoke bombs are cool what the fuck are you on about?

They make it clear in every way possible that if you want to just sit and watch the game, don't sit in the supporter sections

i never sit there, when did i suggest that i did?

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Fackin Mormons

So then what's the problem? People are having fun around you?

Just post a link to the /Arse/ containment thread

those are not people

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American soccer fans are the fucking worst, cringiest people. I went to see Rangers play the Charleston Battery (not even in the fucking MLS) and they had a section full of supporters banging on drums off beat and lighting yellow flares. These guys sitting in front of us were "heckling" Rangers players in a really cringe way and at just a low enough volume that the players probably couldn't even hear them and they stood up and looked outraged at every little contact that clearly wasn't a foul. Clearly didn't know shit about the game.

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>songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game

How nice of them to let their hooligans sing unregistered songs.

>mormons

>Pizza Hut Halftime

lol that's every sport here bruh

keks

...said the autistic sperg, fuming to himself about smoke on another side of the stadium, but too pussy to complain or say anything to them. There really oughta be more people like you.

> too pussy to complain or say anything to them

lol, HEY GUYS STOP DOING THAT!

you're right, that would be much less autistic

Why are you Pakis so hostile to your fellow Asians?

Why do you keep shooting your fellow niggers Tyrone?

sometimes we have a halftime discussion during games, and there's a [ATTENTION: PRODUCT PLACEMENT] banner on the bottom of the screen. yet, there's only glasses of water on the table, and they never mention any brands.

>this coming from a UK poster

inb4 you're suddenly not English

>Argentina
>white

At least the hipsters are self-aware. The white trash who go to baseball games don't even realize no one likes them

I remember seeing an Subway NFL halftime show last season where they literally had a subway employee live on set making the commentators sandwiches. I wish I could find a video of it.

Humans were a mistake

> hipsters
> self-aware

lol, and you claim that baseball fans are white trash?

Liverpool literally made their players work at a Subway "restaurant" in Boston for a day. But they're owned by Americans so I guess that just reinforces the point.

>white people

It's going to be a good day when we breed you into extinction.

>The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Wowzers

>We don't give a crud

I dont get it. Doesnt Europe have its off season in summer? What atmosphere is he experiencing? Is summer the months queers gather in europe?

tbf the football/soccer off season is only from the end of May until the beginning of August, it's still summer time for the first 5 or so weeks of the season.

youtube.com/watch?v=6gG7pdHWUbA

Enjoy better jokes at the expense of working infrastructure.

Weirdly high proportion of inbred/autistic looking people. That's the joke, right.

Fuck off cracker bitch.

You wouldn't say shit to me in real life and that's a fact. You little bitches are all scared of a real black man.

Soccer fans in America are a plague that must be wiped out.
They tried to jack European traditions and its fucking awful.
At least hokkei, beisball, handegg and apehoop have distinct and developed cultures/customs here

This took me beyond cringe when I first saw it. I felt genuinely angry at the audacity of this cunt.

No, my non-believing friend.

Christ on high.

May the Angel Meroni find you and bless you.

I wouldn't say shit to you in real life because you're black. Many people would do the same. What a great reputation you all have.

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I think one of the definitions of hipster is being ironically nonself-aware, which implies a high degree of self-awareness.

Essentially, they know they look stupid but they pretend they don't know that in order to appear more confident and cool.

Same goes for their progressive politics and taste in bad music: their lives revolve around being woke and they love the attention that comes from listening to bad music

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this should never be forgotten
>muh classy club
>muh history
>sold out and ridiculed by an amerifat car company

nice

stop pretending to be black, Maxwell

This is pretty cool.

this is pretty funny 2bh

kek too real. For the NBC EPL games there is always a stoppage time sponsor, too.

have sex loser

I haven't cringed so hard in a long time.

Shut the fuck up Ayden and go back to your tennis lessons.

Say what you want about Felling, wherever it is, but that sounds like a cracking day out.

I would literally kick a baby to death for the chance to have the name Sham Kamikaze.

And not just any American car company, the shittiest American car company.

why is luka modric there at the end

You're not black though youre a white kid named Alex or Michael some shit posting from his state school dorm.

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Do you at least support a pl team though ?

Cracker Brits appropriating Black culture. Absolutely disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcbsb5yffk&feature=youtu.be

>europoors get offended we steal their chants
>make fun of us for original chants
there's a bunch of college chants in this style, not all are this childish though.

itscalledhandegg.jpg

>self-loathing American soccer fan

the greatest cringe of all

youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8&feature=youtu.be

what the fuck happened here?

DELET DIS

Another TSUU related one.

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>Brits rip off some American Civil War Tune
>Brilliantly change "His truth" to "The Reds" are marching on
>EPIC SPORT CULTURE!! I GOT GOOSEBUMPS LADS!!

>Original American fun chant like that or I believe we will Win
>OMG CRINGING SO HARD

Eurofags and Eurocucks everyone

>Ya know

Oh boy

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Still, that organization and synchronization sounds intimating.

w

There's literally nothing wrong with this

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I think that was for CBS. I clearly remember boomer Eaison in it.

How fucking depressing

Fucking cringe, why not do something original.

I'd say that Fifa commercial, the new one with those cringey Britbong fans singing to number 29.

>Utah

Fucking Mormons

This one

youtu.be/yRo8DtAfNZ4

Listen to that shit. No wonder they've lost so many wars and have their country being taken over by middle Eastern. A bunch of cross bread bulldogs and Neanderthals

Those dosh garn yuros, crud the doooin darn lot of them

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPRBtfgV94

The poor soul

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top keks they used to play this shit song before each game

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A lot of the most famous English chants are just ripoffs of American songs though.

>Battle Hymn of the Republic-->"Glory, Glory, Man United/Tottenham Hotspur"
>When the Saints go Marching In-->"When the Saints/Spurs/Reds go marching in"

Plus there's the way that a lot of European clubs play Seven Nation Army after scoring. And I could have sworn I heard Man United play a song from Rocky before one of their home games.

youtube.com/watch?v=lbtgs4LZkLM

You'll Never Walk Alone is an American showtune by Rogers and Hammerstein

> real fans

youtube.com/watch?v=oVgTeVC7SyU

>N... Y.... C.... ***Clap***

kinda feeling the rhythm

What the fuck

Wtf is up with soccer meme accounts and the wolf of wall street? I swear every second shitty meme of theirs has some irrelevant image of the wolf of wall street in it

The point is, felling is on the outskirts of Newcastle

Seems like good banter to me tbqh

My middle name is Desmond after Desmond Howard the Michigan Heisman winner is this bad?

It's too bad none of these MLS teams will ever play a European side. The banter would be great.

>Oh when the planes, go crashing in
>Oh when the planes, go crashing in
>I don't want to be in those towers
>When the planes go crashing in

Why are footballers such plebs

Someone post the one with Lestuh Shinji

>Cydnee
why do americans do this?

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lots of those shitty meme accounts have that. I think it's actually Leo in general. Robert Downey Jr. is used a lot too.
Those things are the absolute worst.

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youtube.com/watch?v=v6euXX-pkCA

>not wearing slippers

>it's a scousers avoid slippery areas episode

Half of these guys have a genuine, weird football kit fetish.

Morten pls come back

I like how the audio gets more and more distorted towards the end. It's like a living meme.

Thanks for the new background XD

>>N... Y.... C.... ***Clap***

If you take your kid to a game in a full kit but you are dressed normally are you both wankers or just you for doing that to them?

youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

Oh my absolute fucking god

The wrong side lost the Cold War

Eh, it's whatever if it's a kid

kids get fully passes nigga they get to dress like fairy princesses when going shopping at Sainsbury's, anyone else does that they craz

Did it ever occur to you insecure fat fucks that your chants are just plain shit?

to most of us, yeah. We need some Blacks to get into this shit and help, white people are genetically disposed to khaki brain

Import Argies then.

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This is true. It's GOAT when it doesn't have it's rhythm ruined by the Merseybeat version.

Worst chant ever is the " I believe we will win" one

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Ugh I'll go back to listening to trot music I'm out

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Soccerball is a faggy, fall-down-on-the-ground-and-spaz, cocksucker sport for men who are 5'9" or less. That it is the most popular sport in the world demonstrates that the USA is superior. Because we think the rest of the world are fuckwads for liking such a ridiculous fucking kids game. I hope the stadium collapses at the next soccer game you attend.

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tbf they probably arent allowed the be mean because they'll get shut down on twitter for hurting feelings

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he's 185....why?

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This was making fun of another petition calling for another referendum on Brexit because the leave vote only won by like 2% of the vote.

been laughing at this for too long now

>wearing a Chelsea jersey outside of London

because everyone's child must be special obviously

>dickson etuhu

There was a girl in my kid's swim class named EEE-moke-kwee-lei (I have no idea how it was spelled)

is everyone a lelsea a fuckin week?

This autistic Arsenal fan who makes up his own chants for players

youtube.com/watch?v=vFcRSNUvuKs
youtube.com/watch?v=DrslYxYyS_A
youtube.com/watch?v=f1NwG2PSLVQ

>that one Brazilian who still keeps trying to force the "ABL means Leicester now" meme from last season

My toes curl every time I see him

>f*cking

Americans.

You can't hugbox here fatty, too many people are against you. Go home and cry and reassure each other that you're cool really.

And that's why you were a mistake

>Troll of the month
I bet they try so very hard to receive this honor

Fuck me, I tapped out when he talked about going to Europe every summer.

>@TheUltimateFootball

This is legitimately the most autistic thing I've ever seen.

>Adsmerica

>Rooting for the team even before Stuart Pearce age.
How?

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>that second one

Incredible. Is this the face of /arse/?

criminally under-rated post

>The Graph has shown MCM is not a glory hunter

wakakakakaka

youtube.com/watch?v=USIbiEyXrL0

Why is Seattle such a hotbed for cringe?

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I just can't argue with the frequency of those bintangs

Mormons have great coordination and collective heart
If only they weren't so fucking whitebread

>wearing one in london

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them fucking brouges

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Oh how I wish this could happen

christ

>you will never be awarded the Permainan Bulanan MCM Malay Etihad Airways Juara October 2012 MCM Troll of the Month award

>2164 subs

Why though

you know why

Imagine

>when will they learn?

Oh lord in heaven

This is the type of atmosphere that Euros unironically tell Americans they should have.

Lol. Did he get banned?

Fuck, this is embarassing

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They wouldn't be playing the game if there was snow on the grass. This means he snuck the snowball into the stadium.

It gets swept to the side of the pitch. First season?

>me gusta

>First season?
No. Just stupid, I guess.

what are they saying???

"the referee's a wanker"

I was forced into a rap battle once, and I sounded just like that middle video.

I do like, though, that it's so dark you can't see anything for the Ozil chant. That is some top comedy right there.

>I would rather be a Paki than a Mexican

>Fake Ronaldinho meets Messi

soccerly.com/article/soccerly/ronaldinho-lookalike-fools-security-to-meet-messi-at-argentina-training

I think it's something like:
>Look at the scoreboard!
>Our side is on 68!
>Your side is on 56!
>Our side is the winning team!
>Your side is the losing team!
>Winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team, etc

It's admirable, but kind of weird.

Dont forget to take your blood thinner, Cletus. You dont want to pass out after jacking off to Jamal again

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Well every imitation of the "island "uhh" thing" that is used today by clubs that never used it is cringey.

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>i was forced into a rap battle once

>He couldn't handle the bantz

I've never seen this interview before, what an outrageous cunt

What the fuck is that accent even

I mean

What the fuck

Do Americans think Yuros sound like this?

It's true. It was a tie-breaker for a pub quiz. I won, too; the other guy was abysmal.

I still maintain that making two people who can't rap have a freestyle rap battle is the absolute toppest lel achievable by human means.

>Shanta Ronaldo

NONCE

Top Comment
>"who needs context boys, these lads dont give a crud"
kek

>not posting the best one
youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw

yeah, sounds like fun, imma try that in the cantina later today

>pauses when he can't think of rhymes
>rhymes "arsenal" with "arsenal" three times in a row

This is 9/10 cringe material

>showing your power level

"heh, it's gotta be bart s-simpson, he's so rad"

Official listening order is 213 btw

>I was forced into a rap battle once

>I still maintain that making two people who can't rap have a freestyle rap battle is the absolute toppest lel achievable by human means.

SHIT

That's the one I meant to post instead of the first Giroud one. Everyone listen to this one

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There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with this chant.

I guess if you're not throwing bananas at black players or setting the pitch on fire you're lacking in the banter department

>normie anime

he's 18 yo

>I was forced into a rap battle once

>I was forced into a rap battle once

>I was forced into a rap battle once

t. Jessie Lingard

This is why they don't make the playoffs.

>tfw Mertesacker makes you look like a duck

That is fucking hilarious and based as fucked. Absolutely proper banter and the only way to treat a team that got their ass whooped. Everyone responding to it with butthurt is confirmed to be on a Losing Team.
>YES THAT IS A LOSING TEAM

>OZIL OZIL WOOOOOAHOOO

>I was forced into a rap battle once

>tfw one of your collage roommates was from a Houston suburb, sold weed and fancied himself a freestyle rapper
shit was so fucking funny, jack if your out there, kys my man

top kek

Interesting, not that cringe, the synchronization is impressive

>olly gurud

Pure quality this lad

youtube.com/watch?v=GGQYX8lVr9s

>those comments

r-rude

nou

AMERICHANTS

ENOUGH

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

Dropping fight and win guy haul

he was inteviewed on german tv if enough people care ill drop the transscript

ecs profile

GOOD LORD

>271 replies on a Cred Forums cringe bread
>no mention of phil

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I say fair play to them trying to create a sense of unity in such a shit workplace. Good on em.

I can see the butthurt already.

Who?

That wasn't cringe-worthy. m8, that was something utterly unique. The single greatest moment in Cred Forums history.

malaysians are retarded

To be fair this guy looks like he came from playing 5s or 7s

And this guy looks like a stag do prank

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>these truly were the best of times
also the thread years ago that created this was some top level weirdo fan shit

You would say that wouldn't you. They are your greatest enemies.

Please make this happen

robby my boy

fifa please

Apparently this is where Americans draw the line for product placement

>>Cred Forums

stay in your fucking containment zone

What the fuck is that thing

This is why Arsenal don't win the league

Kek. I was wondering why he's out for today's match

file doesn't exist anymore

>a guy dressed like Teddy?

that's actually pretty awesome senpai.

>gipsy banter

Juan pls

I used to work wal mart at nights and I can confirm this is like corporate culture to hype people up before stocking. Every night we meet in the same area as in the video and stand like this and then break to go to work with some team building chant or whatever.

He doesn't have a kid. He's just very close to his brother. Too close infact (he regularly posts pictures of them kissing)

this is awesome