/afl/

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Is it gonna rain?

>tfw I bet on both teams to have lots of fun

free money lads
utter tears for those who missed out

Maybe, the weather has been a bit fucked thanks to SA.

>the state of SA

kek how could they not plan for a shit scenario like they are having now?

Treehuggers BTFO

More so the fucking gov not thinking ahead. The other states have plans.

papley 5 goals guy here. last game he kicked 3 and i missed out on $200.

PAPLEY
A
P
L
E
Y

alternatively, bontempelli 3 goals

weatherzone.com.au/vic/melbourne/melbourne/detailed-forecast

No.

i need the WB to get btfo

i like their club, but fuck their fans

it's not just their fans, i wanna see them btfo because of normie "muh 2nd team" fags

/iggs/ died for this, friends

Remember how you faggots doubted the bullgods every time?

t. lifelong fan since yesterday

Fuck that's hot

SWANS:
Franklin 6 Goals.
Rohan 3 Goals.
Mitchell 2 Goals.
Tippet 1 Goal.
Kennedy 1 Goal.
Hannebury 1 Goal.
Heeney 1 Goal.

BULLDOGS:
Dickson 2 Goals
Picken 2 Goals
Smith 1 Goal
T Boyd 1 Goal
Stringer 1 Goal

The >>>Bont 0 Goals.

Based RC, did I do myself a disservice by choosing Issac Heeney to win the Norm Smith medal for a competition amongst some m8s?

Why is Hamish McLachlan so popular?

Drinking's started lads
Fucking keen for this, Dogs by 9- Dalhaus Norm Smith

I think he will have a great game but Franklin will dominate the shit out of this.

Big bro hooking him up with as much media as possible

>3 hours before grand final
>Thread isn't prospering
What the fuck

who /dabloos/ here?

Getting drunk or going to the game.

Danger is the biggest fucking media whore

every grand final is like this, everyone's getting plastered.at either the pub, a mate's place, or the game.

who /partypiesandsausagerolls/ here?

Ladbrokes is paying $2 for the swans

This. The /nrl/ autists will run this thread.

wid a bit o mata sauce mate
24 for $5, bloody good one

got invited to grand final drinks but too depressed to socialize t b h

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/slowcooked lamb shoulder with a red wine roux, roast potatoes and freshly picked baby spinach salad with balsamic vinaigrette/ here

BUCKS
U
C
K
S

I invited cunts over and only one is definitely coming

Bought a slab and everything

Fair depresso

>red wine roux

What do you combine the wine with, just flour and oil?

Unaustralian t b h

Get on the drink mate

Where you living m8

Reminder that I am going to incessantly shitpost after my Swans prediction comes through.

None of my mates are into footy, and most of them are working today anyway. Just getting /comfy/ with my brother and my old man today then going out after тbh.
I put red wine in with the lamb, then I'm going to strain all the juices into a small pan with a little butter and flour, cook until thick and viscous, then pour over like gravy.
>lamb
>unaustralian
enjoying your stay here?

>predicting the favourite to win
wew

>tfw reality tips my team
it's over

Yet most people I've seen on here are tipping a Bulldogs win. Funny that.

Cooking like a faggot is not Australian

There's always next year mate

People are supporting bulldogs, not tipping them. Fuck you can be a dumb cunt sometimes

>le cooking is gay xD
it's 2016, not the 50's m8

>tfw almost got called into work today

Or sitting at home alone drinking milo.

Is straffo your boss?

>people want the ultimate underdog to win
>this is somehow a surprise to clueless wankers like yourself

Oh boy

>currentyearman.jpg

>straffo in charge of anything

Would it be gay to drink wine instead of beer? Parents have like 30 bottles of red stashed up, and I can't be bothered heading out to the bottle-o.

...

nothing more true blue than a bag of goon

> lamb and roast vegies
> unaustralian

get fucked

You still live at home with your folks. It doesn't get any gayer than that

you got to get a crochet rug and wrap it round your feet of your leather sofa and pat your pure bred cat

and at drinking age,
fucking shameful

who's offering the best odds

>Julia Gillard supports the Bulldogs

Yeah nah up the Swannies

Fuck off Straffo.

on grand final day tho?

>Would it be gay to drink wine instead of beer?

no.

carn the dogs

Wtf that makes it 100x more Australian, you literally can't get more Australian than that

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Line up for MCC members 7:55 am

Dunno never heard of someone having lamb on grand final day.

Usually it's pies and sausages rolls or snags.

Each to their own though

Read up CUNT. Ladbrokes have swans @ 2

this is correct
that cunts never had a sunday roast with the folks

>it's Saturday
>cooking for yourself
>bragging about it on an MSN chat group for indigenous Tahitians

>lamb
>for the mates and theirs missus'
>jealous cunt?

I hope you all know how much better Mission Corn Chips are than Doritos
Support the Dogs and buy Mission

So fucking excited bros.

dropped a tenner on the swans missus won't be happy

Lets go Bulldogs clap clap clapclapclap

who are you quoting homie?

t. Increasingly desperate dogs marketing team

>Supporting the chipjew

Guys I have a confession to make... I am Straffo. I've been joining these threads in an attempt to change the conversation but it hasn't been working out. I'm sorry.

WHAT BEER SHOULD I PURCHASE FOR TODAY?

little creatures pale ale.

Go Doggies.
Anything but CUB.

VB

don't support those dog cunts carlton breweries

no-one i'm just being a prick

Aldi beer

$30 a slab and I've had worse

What's the stella rip off taste like? Any good?

>implying straffo would ever apologize to a bunch of racist sexist islamophobes

So pleb m8

chancer

>le can't cook for shit man

Reschs

How often do you hangout at the Socialist Alternative base? Might give that joint a visit

Pretty shit

All taste vaguely similar to the actual brands albeit watered down a tad.

I've never had their spirits but have heard good things. Their cheap wines aren't bad either, the $4 sparkling is surprisingly delish.

asahi/crown always safe bets

Who should I support?

Why?

who /depressed/ here?

last game of the year lads

Who /onenation/ here?

Who would WalkBro support if he watched the AFL?

Salt betrays the left every single year at nat con, and at student unions all around australia. They're opportunistic, power seeking cunts that wouldn't know activism or solidarity if it smacked a rolled up copy of red flag in their faces.

sydney, fuck dogs

somewhat, i've never put them first on a ballot, but never last either

yeah lad.

doggies
the fight is red white and blue vs Canada

Western Memedogs

I voted 1 One Nation in the senate.

Lions

Who /nrl/ here?

strawpoll.me/11337766

strawpoll.me/11337766

Most elite and muscular poomunity on Cred Forums reporting in

my dad just flashed me fucking hell

here lad

WHO /DEDTEAM/ ???

I wish there were politicians willing to address the problems with Islam that weren't as retarded as Pauline Hanson

Wtf does this game start in less than 2 hours?

I can't find it on Fox sports and I watched every playoff game, is it not on Fox?

#bemorebulldog

I still have some old Fitzroy memorabilia тbh
google it

The stage is set

Intelligent people don't have a problem with Islam.

This guy. I like you

do NOT engage with him

I said I voted for them in /cric/ and there was this one sperg that launched on me.

Poor turnout Tbqh

laughed more than I should've

looks like a regular bullflogs home game desu

@71583126
This is bait

Reminder to never reply to "that" trip fag

>oh no! my hugbox has been infiltrated by rational, open minded people more intelligent than myself!
Pathetic.

>voting for one nation
>not voting for based greens and socialist alliance

...

never respond to any trip fullstop

Is the abo the rapebaby of a rich white guy?

why

watching old chaser eps

Who /boycottingthenationalanthem/ here?

I invited all my friends over to come watch the game and only one is coming over :(

thanks for this

...

area code mate? we can suck each others dicks

radical dickheadery is the only issue

Flag virgin here guys.

What does entering a premiership feel like?

Carlton front bar is packed lads

3550
Please refrain from bullying

Wow i live in geelong. What up fag

@71583235
KEK I guarantee I'm smarter than you mate. Being charitable, assuming your doing law at Melbourne then you most likely would have scraped through a 86 ATAR, meanwhile I'm at in the undisputed best uni in Australia (ANU) doing law which requires q minimum of 98. Im just not so insecure as to feel the need to brag on a Mongolian rice criticing forum, which in your case, bully's me in every thread.

Did you give up your soul to get the 98 or the law education?

law is postgrad at melbourne.

>bait
At least I hope so because this is so retarded for so many reasons. Firstly, ANU law has a clearly-in below monash arts/law, which is what i'm doing, which had a clearly in of 98.05 when I got accepted. Secondly, Melb Uni doesn't offer undergrad law, they offer the jd which doesn't use atar, but if it did it would be above sydney uni which has the highest law clearly in (99 point something), considering melb uni's JD is the best law program in the country.

Couldn't even tell you how a grand final feels lad

Same. What year are you?

here m8

I think he realises that. He's probably referring to the ATAR for undergrad arts, even though when I went through it was 90+.

ANU law is arguably not even top three friend. Plus they sold their credibility with the online JD meme.

Felt wonderful lauding it over a collingwoodfag friend.

who are we betting on lads?

But if you go to ANU you live in Canberra where dude weed is legal lmao

Are you the guy from Belmont?

>no more dennis after today
End of an era lads.

Coopers Sparkling Ale

Fuck no. I don't even watch afl i'm a Heem poster

i live in bgo too, and havin a bbq with the lads

i'd invite you but you're prob a weird cunt

That you saintroach?

>doggies players I know
Akemanis
>swans players I know
Barry Hall

who's the underdog? I'm going for them

At these odds? I'd pick the Bulldogs.

The underdogs here are the Bulldogs. Literally everyone apart from Sydney supporters want to see them win.

OK goys all i need is a BT sports UK link or tsn2 Canada link

They put it on Fox soccer plus and cuck'd us all here

First year mate, good lad. Law/PPE here.

@71583486
australianuniversities.com.au/ratings/law-school-rankings/

Really makes you think.
>arts
You going to use the certificate as toilet paper mate?

Nah that's me.

Meme seat m8

/comfy/ as

Chicken and Mushroom pie
Beef and Cracked Pepper pie
Coopers Pale
Swans Cronut

Go St Kilda

only gay if you jab yourself in the pooey with the shiraz bottle, m8.

What's for lunch, lads?

>PPE
So basically an arts degree at any other uni if your major is in IR and philosophy.
>that ranking
So basically Monash is the best Victorian uni for undergrad law and the best anyone could possibly do without moving interstate? Cool. I'll enjoy my guaranteed clerkship at any mid-tier victorian law firm I like, and solid shot at boutique/high tier/magic circle.

@71583486
My point isn't to get into a pissing contest about who's Uni or degree is better, it is that you clearly close the thread every time believing that you are surrounded by people who hold right wing views, that which your Melbourne, Greens, Adam Bandt bred mind believes to be backwards. But you are surrounded by people who are doing similar, if not superior, degrees an academic education to that which you are.

God I was enraged when people started spouting BS like 'well if we had reduced greenhouse gas emissions, events like this would never happen in the first place', just to cover their asses. Literally unfalsifiable.

>babby's first year at uni/law school

You're not as special as you think

@71583800
Top fucking kek

Latina Fresh microwaveable Spicy chicken and Chorizo

on special $6 this week at woolies

I'm in law school and I know for a fact that studying law does not make you intelligent.
Retards btfo

That's exactly the point that I'm trying to make mate.

chicken katsu

Rich cunt

Canberra lad from before that made fun of you for going out on Thursday only. The PPE is a meme and you should really curb your arrogance. I used to be like you but learned pretty quickly that law students should have more self awareness.

I'm from Belmont lad, 3216 rep

Gonna go have a shit, shower and gym sesh bros. See you later.
No it's not. Your point was that I was wrong in assuming this thread was full of morons and your evidence to that effect was that you go to a decent law school. Source:

Beer

Hotdog w/ bacon and cheese.

considering a membership next season for gold coast suns

anyone else got one?

>replying to tripfags
baka

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@71583790
>So basically an arts degree
Sure, if your average arts degree is 14 points higher and covers the essential topics that an arts degree with electives doesnt touch.

@71583887
I am trying to peg you off your high horse, not bring myself up to a higher level.

Do the Western Bulldogs have insufferable fans like their NRL equivalents?

See this post >more intelligent

Yes

plus a sixpack of birra moretti

yes, they think the AFL is out to ensure they don't win and everything is against them

Not at all, they're generally top lads/lasses. I used to bang a hardcore bulldogs supporter, she's a real cutie.

On the contrary mate, I get annoyed by people who DO believe that they are extra intelligent and important if they go to a reputable university doing a good degree. That's why I got worked up in the first place.

some lovely girls on omegle just confirmed the doggies to win

it sounded like the perfect storm, pardon the pun.

privatised energy generation, the wholesale network and the interconnect with victoria.

introducing renewable energy generation meant that the privatised coal plants weren't profitable, so then the owners closed them.

the network sounds fragile too. three of the four major links were taken down by the storm.

nice

How have you been though mate?

>mfw listening to all you poorfags arguing over which university took you for a ride

top kek, fuck outta here

you can stop now, no one cares

This is literally more credible than an RC tip.

buying your first car today mate?
I reckon your excel should last you a few years, good cars

Plumber?

i drive an amg you fucking little faggot

how many wristys did it take to earn that?

Doing some absolutely putrid farts this morning boys, must've been the drunk spicy cheesesteak sammich I made before passing out at 4am last night.

k ruddy

Didn't see the rest of the thread, fair play. Anne Erin is a literal spastic.

Been OK, uni has been a drag and internship apps have been tough. Probably only going to be checking in to the thread intermittently instead of driving the shitposting like I usually do

Storm or Sharks lads?

Nice drug money conbitch

You realise if you're not studying education you fucked up right?

There's going to be a major shortage of teachers in about 10 years, the average teacher age is 52 right now

It's not too late, get in quick. Also there's a major shortage of male ones too, and I know you're all males, literally guaranteed jobs with an easy degree

Not the best pay but it beats Mcdonalds or wherever you all work, should start at 63K

Storm, my dad was born in Cronulla though so I got a soft spot for them. Don't really know anything about either teams though. Is it next week?

Panthers or Roosters lads?

it's today

Turnbull or Shorten lads?

Sea Eagles or Knights lads?

Cutters or Bears lads?

What are you having for lunch?

up there cazaly

>male teachers
You mean paedophiles you shitlord.

Keen to be honest lads

At a grand final party with mates for the first time ever. 3 beers deep. Get around it.

Cheeky $10 on hannabery for norm smith

ShigGODs detected.

i thought this was a meme from years ago.

lot of people went and did the 18 month secondary teaching course and found out that it's difficult to get a permanent job teaching. 11 month contracts everywhere.

> Also there's a major shortage of male ones too, and I know you're all males, literally guaranteed jobs with an easy degree

being male counts against you, for primary school at least. probably best for an all boys secondary school though.

Leyonhjelm

in there and fight!
looks comfy bro

Yeah of course, 11 month contracts everywhere and if you're not shit you get renewed, it's to weed out people who did the meme degree that anyone can pass and somehow faked it in the interview

CARN THE FUCKING BULLDOGS
EVERYONE IS BEHIND YOUSE
DO IT FOR AUSTRALIA

It's grand final day and all I can think about is hanging myself

Nice one mate, hope your internship applications are successful.

baka

doggies are gonna do it for every underdog side
>richmond supporter here

hows the black eye and dole payments working for ya there?

can i save this and repost it?

sliding a cheeky wank before the game

shit cunt

I love the swans so much

doggies gonna do it for da west

Reminder to stand with your Aboriginal brothers by not standing for the national anthem. Thank you.

No.

I knew a guy and he loved taking cocks up the shitter.

And HE drank wine.

Do the math.

that also means that the good ones can go elsewhere too, because every 11 months they are either looking for a higher wage elsewhere, or permanency elsewhere so they don't have to be stressed about contract extensions every year.

The drinking beer of the Footy
Carlton Pale Ale

How do single people live on their own?

I'm flat out living out of home with my gf and we split the bills and I couldn't imagine anything worse than living with strangers, I do live in a very expensive area to be fair

untappd.com/b/carlton-and-united-breweries-carlton-pale-ale/1672307

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

there you are, keep it up m8, you're doing a good job

next year brother....next year

Mate do you write a new filename every time?

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>not being both a uni student and rich

I always thought that Richmond fans were a bit backwards.

...

this

I'm a uni student and poor as fuck

fugg its bluddy gold and windy doday :D :D

no sunnies doday: D :D

no meat on the bqq doday :D :D

no gricket today :D :D

no beach dodday :D :D

no summerdime sadness doday :D :D

Where are you all watching it?
I'm on strikeout.me/aussie-rules#collapse420451

We need to dilute Sydneys power level with MORE Sydney teams

Is there a better social media team than sportsbet?

Terrific post.

HEAVE HO UNNA

Just smoked some weed

Who /jamesboagspremium/ here?

I don't get this meme. Please explain.

>le support the bulldogs meme

why? why do they deserve my support? because they've been shithouse for 50 years? they don't deserve anything, its their own fault.

good on them if they win it, but everyone is acting like the bulldogs have faced some kind of injustice and the swans are some evil team

why is going to bunnings dangerous?

Best Australian beer by far, no idea why it's so underrated.

Just some church change I had lyinf around the house.

>hating on based BT
Kys sportsbet

Are there any Mexicans in Australia?

t. numale modyrn beta cucktorian

My supervisor at work is from Mexico

no

yfw da dogs win the premiers hip

Why are there so many blacks and arabs in that Virgin Australia ad

Did he make a typo for James squire one fifty lashes?

Based Caracella will be senior coach before the bye next year.

DustBASED MartGOAT will also win the Charlie

>"I'm barracking for the Swans today"

Is the Smith medal before or after the match?

>le honouring the elders

Yeah they give the best player on ground a medal before the game

>is the medal for best player on ground before the game

your cooked cunt

I honestly couldn't give a fuck who wins. It's just that the bulldogs will get pumped so it's going to be a pretty dull affair.

Why the fuck are the Rio athletes there

Damn, Aliir Aliir isn't playing

My wife's son will be so disappointed

where's the best place to watch the game in dubbo?

fuck off with this Olympics shit.

fucking this

Imagine having to do a lap with that downie, spewin.

i.imgur.com/o1EYWNm.jpg

Yes or no?

t. James 'Hammers' Carakous

>Le strong womyn jockey and downy brother
Jesus christ do they wheel them out at every event?

SYDNEY
Y
D
N
E
Y

She's got a lovely feminine penis.

kys

Really? That sucks. Guess my gf won't be watch it with me then. She has a little cute 'crush' on Aliir, or as she calls him, "The Black Swan", lmao!

Tasmanian beers are in general underrated

Boags and Cascade are my favourite mainstream beers

>One day in October
>The footys almost over

Trip on, AnneErin. We don't want your selfies.

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Is this the /afl/ post of the year?

Anyone up for some pre-game karaoke?

the fuck is wrong with you

Don't know mate you'll have to ask him

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are they refugees?

MY BRUDDA

>tfw first granny living out of state without the familia

feels bad bros

thanks for friend simulation

UP THE FUCKING DOGGIES VFL MASTER RACE SHITNEY CAN GET FUCKED

Cheers lad, I was posting in the other thread

Literally easier to phonepost the meme because you can alter filenames in clover

Also received a warning lel

when was the last time we had a streaker at the granny?

Casual reminder that the bulldogs are a serf club designed to feed the Alpha Triple Broship (Essendon, Collingwood and Port Adelaide) and can't win premierships.

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i hate white """people""" """music""""

This is my sister's wallpaper on her phone.

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Based Aliir Aliir

South Melb is VFL you clueless galah

>3550
id neck myself too if i lived in bendigo...
what a fucking shit hole

Who else is no friends here?

Noonga pls go

Channel 7 mate

Here lad. Also /cripplingalcoholic/

Would you fuck the violinists?

Young Thug should perform next year

Hey, see that chin there? Keep it up

you are obvs pretty young
its not about the underdogs (it is but)
its about keeping the cup in melbourne
we dont want some interstate side taking the glory
all melbournians are barracking for the doggies, that means hawthorn, mebourne, richmond, collingwood, you name it

CARN THE FUCKING DOGGIES

cheers cuz

It's on 7HD not Mate

again

But both clubs are Victorian.

So any streams available?

WELL WE DONT NEED NO ONE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO

sif he didnt win the bronlow 32 touches a game on average man is a fucking machine best dont argue in the comp dont even get me started on rance most underrated player in the afl only person who can shut down buddy franklin without help omg the tigers are the best fucking side just cant manage to produce the results its killing me inside

Im still trying to think up "what I did" today for Monday morning co-workers.

Does just saying watched the grand final with some mates (you guys) count?

I have old friends from school but I never go to anything they invite me to because I'm a severely depressed NEET riddled with anxiety and can barely hold a conversation without having 10 beers in me

>the living end

is the sound all fucking up on yours too?
living end sound all shitty

How can people possibly like this fucking shit music?

>Furious that MCG bars don't sell pilot gris
Bretty gud

killer bantz

>Cucktoria

KEK

melbourne based where you bros at, happy to have a few more over for the final

What makes people from Sydney so insufferable?

I knew one guy at my school who grew up in Sydney and he was the biggest fucking douchebag wanker I'd ever met

S P O R T S B A N T E R

WHEN DA FUCK ARE AKKA DAKKA PLAYING AT A GRAND FINAL
>inb4 richmond grand final

yep time for some karaoke

vocaroo.com/i/s19837ahsQJa

im fuckin no friends and no working tv.

What are they up to lately, are they no longer a Brian Setzer knockoff?

Victorian here, couldn't care less about states vs other states nonsense, just hoping to see someone other than Sydney, Hawthorn or Geelong for a chance

CARN DOGGIES

they still suck, yes

>hawks supporter
>pissed off he couldn't wear fourthorn shirt

FAWRK

Lol the bitter Hawthorn guy

How much VB You lads drink so far?

DOGGIES AREN'T JUST WINNING THIS FOR THEM
THEY ARE DOING IT FOR ALL UNDERDOG SIDES
>every richmond supporter is an honorary doggies fan right now

SHITNEY HAS HAD THEIR 3 MINUTES OF FAME

CCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINNG DOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>Cucktorian pre-game """entertainment"""

what are you guys listening to instead of this trash?

youtube.com/watch?v=QeI_aHM3Xuw

This, where is Keith Urban?

"No".

I'm not your mate, friend

>we're the team that never lets you down

;_;

>AFL gets a washed up hack like Sting
>Meanwhile based NRL gets Keith UrbGOD

>implying the police/sting were ever trash

RRRROOOOOOOXXXXXXAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

JOO DUNT HAF TO POOT UN DA REED LAGHT

>not Synchronicity II

>tfw this sting is not performing

>mfw sting actually sounds like this

Sting is poor mans version of these aussie legends.

youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw

i'm homesick mates

hope it's a good game

Fuck off with that state loyalty shit. It's literally retarded and exists no where else but Australia for some reason. I'd support an interstate team over a local rival any day.

Sweet he is covering P Diddy

anyone else got border security playing? the stream changed for me

He's actually pretty good live to be fair

i got a mate who dropped $500 on a fourthawn license plate to sell

he must be seething

new south welshman detected

>mfw my grandfather played for south melbourne and i only found out recently

anybody got a stream?

If the dogs win is it the biggest meme premiership of all time?

He can barely stand now after that career ending Rollins buckle bomb. Pretty upsetting desu

yeah mate i had to go to another stream because of it

>implying you know anything about vfl>afl
>implying you are in your 20s
>implying sydney swans=south melbourne footy club

wewee mama

>no sticky
STICKY WHEN

Where my /nrl/ bros at?

>Le "fairytale" win
Sick of this word

Are they gonna play Waltz With Matilda?

dont yall niggas have televisions?

bloody classic твн

where'd you go?

i prefer watching on stream so i can shitpost at the same time

Going for Swans for mass cucktorian tears when Bullshits get BTFO!

I heard Wolfmother is going to sing it

Is it full hd on channel 7?

that makes no sense at all but all power to you

DOGGIES
O
G
G
I
E
S

this is the day that will change the tide of afl grand finals for years to come
no more hawthorn/sydney

this year the doggies, next richmond

ITZ HABBENIN

Stream
youtube.com/watch?v=JL6qShrh-TE&app=desktop

It's literally retarded and triggers me greatly. The demented logic exists no where else except Australia. Local rivals in Europe don't cheer each other on like fucking spastics because they're playing a team from a different part of the country.

what a flog

not a spider

thankyou for the power

[spoiler] to win [/spoiler]

7HD yes

>Bitchmond

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Almost as laughable as your suggestion the Dogs will win this one.

Greg Inglis would literally run this “sport”

canadians will cheer for literally any canadian hockey team over any american hockey team you spastic cunt

p-port adelaide aggression?

When will SESH play at the Grand Final?

youtube.com/watch?v=Er7MCTb30hA

no one respond to reality cuck pls

lets have a nice thread :)

Almost as laughable as your suggestion that GWS will play Hawthorn in the Grand Final
Almost as laughable as your suggestion that the Bulldogs won't win the semi final

>muh big strong euros dont do it

because you werent around when footy was VFL only

we started it, we built it, we made it what it is today

fucking interstate sides wanna piece of the glory they can suck a bunghole

it's more than a sport

post bets lads

p.s. must be cheeky

Jesus christ Channel 7 have literally been hyping this up on their channel for almost 24 hours

I honestly don't give a fuck about this game but I'm sad as balls that this is Dennis Commetti's last game.

>mfw this is my genetic grandfather

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Appleyard

These pathetic western suburbs MUH BACKS AGAINST DA WALL people make me cringe so hard.

Hope convict is not this cringeworthy irl.

Peak WAFL > VFL

ALL THE FORTUNE AND FAME

triggered sydney supporter

your club is the chosen son of the AFL and you wonder why everyone hates you, you consistently break the rules and get away with it scot free

Life is meaningless

Hell yeah, love Grand Final days guys. Only time I stay up this late all year except for new years.

Please tell me the Swans wont destroy the Bulldogs?

COME ON DOGGIES!!! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

What's the stake or are they all mutually exclusive?

BullGODS confirmed

what happened?? where did these hats came from?

Bulldogs are the patrician choice you pleb

>genetic
lol you cuck

Who /portadelaide/ here?

>virgin flyover

ive got the doggies by over 5 goals

>get on my level normies

man that song is chill

They forgot to make the bulldogs banner funny.

Anyone barracking for the swans simply for the fact that the media has been dick riding the dogs all week?

How do we get more big strong foreigners to watch this game?

23.00 multi

>butthurt you dont have AFL blood streaming through your veins

its okay user

who /dabloos/ here?

>tfw Brisfag trying to watch AFL

Should I just stick to semen slurping sports?

Reminder that based elite SESH hacked Jamie Soward's twitter account

Did they only just get the internet in brazil?

Yes, also I love it when shitty teams stay shitty.

Daily reminder that Hawthorn are STILL premiers.

ITS PARTY TIME

Basically Leicester tier season

Any country with a proper sporting culture doesn't do it. A big part of sport is rivalries and it makes no sense to suddenly start supporting teams you hate because they're closer in proximity than the other team.

Why do people think I'm a Sydney supporter? I'm an Essendon supporter who thins it's fucking batshit insane to suddenly start supporting teams like Carlton and Collingwood who I despise because they're from the same state.

>mfw Bulldogs get BTFO in first 10 minutes and its all over

STATES THAT ARE REPRESENTED IN THE 2016 TOYOTA AFL GRAND FINAL

VICTORIA - 75%
NEW SOUTH WALES - 25%
South Cuckstralia - 0% (Zero per cent)
Worst Cuckstralia - 0% (Zero per cent)
Cuckmania - 0% (Zero per cent)
Cuckland - 0% (Zero per cent)

When will the complete and utter domination of Big Strong Eastern Staters end?
My bet is never.

Stay mad.
Stay simple.

It was funny to me.

>today we become bullgods

hahaha more like bullshits when they get found out in the first ten minutes.

noice

HERE WE GO

DOGGIES ARE GONNA GET UP

SOMEONE BREAK BUDDY FRANKLINS FUCKING LEG

BACK AT QUARTER TIME BOYS

>BullGODS Banner
BullDogs on BullGOD watch.

Who?

This has literally been the best season in recent memory, prove me wrong.

When you're ready lads

>Players dont know which side of the bench to sit on
KEK ITS ALREADY OVER

my neighbour when I lived in PA was the caretaker of the cup
Dads got a photo of me holding it in 04 the week after the win

i hope franklin chokes and has another "mental breakdown"

>40 posts early
kys

>No brown or gold in sight
Stadium looks way more aesthetically pleasing 2bh

>tfw you created and pioneered the BullGods meme and now it's a banner for the AFL grand final

The game's about to start

beggin ya to have sex

Come on lads, we have to get to 500 before the game starts

B U L L G O D S

>No gold

KILL ALL TRADIES

Should I join my county's Australian rules team?

DDDDDAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

do it lad

DOGGIES ARE GETTING UP COUNT ON IT SHITNEY KEKS

Is there anywhere I can watch this for fee online?

a-a big strong american? acknowledging our sport? W-wow!

This nigga is fucking nuts

Who /sitting4theanthem/ here

>no one sitting
get fucked abo cunt Mundine

what happens to the AFL when this country is 80% asian

Oh god my fucking ears

who /boycotting the anthem/ here?

DOGGIES ALREADY BEAT SYDNEY THIS YEAR

DOGGIES BY 30 POINTS AT LEAST

DARN THE BULLGODS

Fuck, the screechiness. As if our anthem wasn't shit enough already. This is horrible.

Fucking hell they're so shrill, fucking awful

crustiest old barnacle they could find

Reminder that God bless Australia should he our anthem.

COME ON DOGGIES

QUICK LADS 9 MORE POSTS

>pink floyd

494 for doggies win

hype

nigger

DOGGIES!!!!

>implying it shouldnt be waltzing matilda

>swagman
>billy
>tucker bag
>jumbuck
>billabong

CMON

500

500

Swannies win

>not a single player sung the NA

fucking plebs

...

>tfw just remembered I went to school with Biggs.

Hope he wins the norm smith.

I cbf going to loungeroom, wtf AFL monthly sub is $28 LOL

THE CREAMMMMMMMM

This game was rigged as fuck. I'm through with AFL, it's all manufactured bullshit.

> my tip lost
> they threw the match or they were umpballed

classic rc.