/hoc/

nah at a minimum they'll win the pacific

>checked it
>no video for either game

fuck me

>not waking up at 2am to watch hockey over seas

getting blown at a hokkei game
source: did it

Shitcago v. Shittsburgh

>mfw watching australian hockey at 4 in the morning during the offseason

Anyone got stream of the Bust Bowl ?

onhockey.tv/index.php?place=Xplayer&channel=http://nhlclubstream-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/236907/nhlclub/wpg/master.m3u8

B E A N
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nhlclubstream-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/236907/nhlclub/edm/master.m3u8

open in VLC BUST BOWL STRAEM

ty greatest ally

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How do wienerpeg fans feel about having your best players from Minnesota? Does Manitoba even produce hockey players?

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probably the same as americans feeling their best player is from new york

Is he Cell key material?

Bean

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>i've made a terrible mistake

>mad
>at the jest

Predicting a grim season for Oilels

is bean playing tonight

Not sure

A R M I A
R
M
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A

>thought dedmonton might be better this season
>lolnope

Holy shit, my stream is way behind.

based jest

How come nobody is talking about the blackhawks losing again and already?

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Because it is the dooping preseason? We only talk about players busting or being elite. Who gives a pickle if a team wins or loses.

>buffalel

Why is rape so prevalent in Buffalo?

7-1 leafs LEL

holy shit seriously?

That sounds gay. I miss the bants in Hawk threads.

Who can stop us?

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>finnish goaltending

never forget

>it's a finnish busts episode

> seguin will ever play a full season

obviously
>fucking armia scored

youtube.com/watch?v=rKaKtLZzMqY&feature=youtu.be

Heres a youtube stream for the bust bowl btw

>buffalel
I mean it's pre-season, but
>7-1
and it's only the end of the second.

>meme team

take that back
connecticut sovereignty NOW
no more boston/new yorks splits

>tfw your wife's bean will never win the big tourney

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>8-1
>Buffalel

I'm beginning to think Buffalo ought to give Ristolainen contract no matter the cost

>edmonton is 6/17 on the pk
holy shit

>getting absolutetly fucking stomped
>by the laffs
>the shitty of buffalel

Mmmm, this makes me moist

>t-t-talbot is a l-legit starter

anyone have a stream for the Tampa game?
>one that isn't regional only

As an Americanand a tripfag who should I cheer for this season?

panthers mite b cool

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Fuck you kid

Panthers, Capitals, Stars, and Lightning.

Teams to watch, judging by last season.

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Tampa Bay is a God team go bolts!!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel of the same name.

ok.

My channel is about me reading bad creepypastas

it certainly is bad that's for sure

indeed.

Thank god for some hockey. Here's hoping that Red Wings won't struggle this season.
Also, thank god for Ken and Mickey.

>Hawks are still scoreless this preseason
jesus fucking christ who the fuck are these shitty ass fucking rookies and why do they all collectively suck chode?

Calm down guys. Literally the second preseason game.

>Getting mad about preseason results

>hawks
>JUST the rookies sucking chode
thats pretty funny.

Did you watch the game? Scoring wasn't the only problem.

What creepypasta should I read next??

Just read John Dies at the End.

>no real hockey
>watching concussionball while waiting for the season to start
I realized people watch football because you can just eat and turn your brain off, it is surprisingly comfy.

Not a troll one, a real one, good or bad.

Desjardin, TvR, Rosie, Svedberg and Panik all sucked dick too. All of them carried their collective from last season over to this season.

Avs blowing the Kongs the fuck out, about the blow the NHL out.

Are you ready NHL, are you ready for the next dynasty?

USA! USA! USA!

You and your cuck city Denver and your cuck hippie state can fuck off.

>Thinking preseason results matter at all

Says the dude whose country just elected a dude based on his looks and marijuana promises.

>posting Pepe
FUCKING BAND

>tfw AAA Columbus BEANS
I was a AAA bluejacket

Justin is based don't talk shit. Better than Harper or whoever the NDP guy was.

>Thinking that these shitty rookies won't set the precedent of shitting the bed every time they step onto the ice
Nice meme bro

What's with /hoc/'s obsession with the Rangers? Is it jealousy for being the greatest US-based NHL team of all time?

JDATE isn't a troll. The movie blew ass but the book is pretty good considering it was written over several years by some dude in his free time.

>replying to tripfags

>rags

Oh yeah, I forgot. The Blackhawks won the cup last year too.

>tfw no job as a nhl.com headline pun inventor

>rags

Post greatest puns and post OC

>jackets blue it again
>rangers knew it when they >ragged it

collective suck*
>won the cup last year
Not even close kid. Hawks got fucking wrecked in the first round because the offense went completely limp dick after that 12 game winning streak.
>inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded

1. The team is always in the playoffs but never will win
2. The management is terrible. Drafting busts and trading first round picks to get to the conference finals
3. They would be horseshit without lundpads who always chokes when it matters
4. They literally traded their captain midseason
5. They used to have the worst tripfags but they were all bullied out.
6. smuk_anok was their only redeeming tripfag but the autists on /hoc/ bullied him out and for that they should be sorry

If you thought the rookies would step in and win games I feel bad for you. This year is probably going to be worse than last year.

Rosie is going to be shit no matter what, don't know what you expected there.
Desjardin, TvR, Svedberg and Panik are all guys that will be acceptable for most of the regular season hopefully and it depends on the pairings

>8-1
>in a preseason game where they weren't even trying

This is the Leafs' year, like I actually they might have a chance to not be completely awful this year.

Who has the worst tripfag fanbase?

Boston easily

Can we fuck off with the stupid bean bullshit? Dumbest meme since >rags

That's a smuk frok

>rags
What does it mean? What's the joke or the pun or even the origin?

Habs, but their nontripfags are good.

LITERALLY MAD AT BEANS

>mad
>at bean

how new are you?

can't think of any. also didn't say I would be any good.(or worse considering the current state)

>best player in the world

>thought rookies would win games
Not at all. Instead we had kids skating around, flailing their sticks, passing terribly, and just cluster fucking around.
If they could display crisp passing, intelligent heads-up gameplay or fucking anything else, I would have been happy.

I'm enjoying high quality post-post-ironic /hoc/ memes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>best player

Again, preseason

>tfw friend to all beans

Does anybody have a youtube stream for yhe calgary game? Or something i can watch on ps4

sorry lad, the one i have only works for dreamcast

again rookies aren't going to become jesus christ when the "real" season begins. Don't kid yourself.

Bullshit i have one of those theres no internet on it

Whoops mistook my copy of dave mirra freestyle bmx for a preseason hockey game

Gotta love those nothing 360 quad backflips

Who /ready for Blue Jackets' perfect season/ here?

I said a few posts ago that this season was probably going to be worst than last season?
The younger guys will probably improve the more they play with the better guys on the team, I don't know what you're talking about.

yeah, a perfect 0-82 lel

hasb or hongpooper
but i trol u is a god

gonna make a dank maymay in paint. give me ideas.

>mad at beans
also

>RAGS
>A
>G
>S

Ebin, who's your godly team?

Smuk bean

pavel

don't forget kippers, mai hokkeifu

>caring about preseason
ugh kiddo. they suck right now because they're dusting off the cobwebs while also integrating brand new components into the team. itll take them some time to fit into each others grooves but thats what these games are for.

At least 25% of my college years was spent stoned out of my tree playing VR tennis 2

as if anyone here is old enough to remember the most based console

>being serious
>not being pulju
>sucking big cock
>not being Jewish
>being a white Anglo Saxon male
>being a fucking nigger

I'm 26 but you sound like you can't remember where you left your fuckin' walker

draw a >rags jersey on a rag and put googly eyes on it

i make /hoc/ oc too but i couldnt find a good rag picture

That's pretty optimistic but the evidence thus far speaks to the contrary.

>open camp nearly all summer
>not accustomed to playing with one another(good vets still haven't played yet)

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pavel

>tfw >were not undefeated anymore

How is it optimistic to think they'll improve when they play with the better players? I'm not even saying substantially.

>the evidence thus far
Jesus Christ, it's been two (meaningless) games.

all I know is I left my benis in ur mum m8

>two games
These rookies have played more games over the summer than that.

>Pavel Datsyuk is unironically the best player in the NHL
Protip: you can't prove me wrong

good one lad
>being a tripfag on a cambodian plastic extrusion webzone in your 40s

>tfw another goal by Grigorenko

Are we seeing the emergence of the next great two way player in the NHL?

WOW, you mean 3 months is enough time for brand new team mates to learn each others styles beyond a shadow of a doubt?!

faggot. some of these guys are coming back from injuries for fucks sake. one of the trades in my own team sat out the entirety of last year due to a leg injury. On another team, with entirely different team mates.
>b-but 3 months is enough time for everybody!

not big enough tbqh

just make it bigger, that's what i do

i like my memes to be vector-esque. /hoc/ deserves the best quality

>rags

Nice strawman you stuttering nigger.

ur mom is more of a fan of intrusion

>it's the same as the NHL
At least wait for game 2 of the regular season before you start this shit

a more proper looking >rags fan

okay then

Are you fucking retarded?

>Pavel is better than Kane
>Pavel hasn't even raped a bitch

75 percent of americans believe that prayer can heal even when the doctor has said a person is medically beyond recovery, so based on the flag, probably

That's what makes him so great, he doesn't behave like a slav.

No, but your asspain at the hawks playing mostly shit-tier vets and inexperienced rookies and then losing two meaningless games is suggesting that you might be

I was told Talbot was elite, however reality seems to not converge with that

Based
youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU

Why are you shitposting?

>edmonton

>trip talking shit about anybody
turn it off faggot

>Why are you shitposting?
>in hoc
u srs

>tfw no russian kot

>I'm retarded, the post
Nice

>dedmonton

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Stop shitposting.

>his dick shattered

translte pls alexi

AGAIN

STOP IT THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD

The breed of my kot is Russian Blue. He is american as fuck though. He is pushing 19 pounds and will come in to eat cat food after consuming a mouse (minus the stomach and intestines) right in front of me. He is either sleeping, demanding attention, eating, or hunting mice and rabbits.

>stuttering
>this fucking new

Well shit, theres your problem.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smetana_(dairy_product)
Goes well with blini
Kot loves it

>still changing the oil
Time for a new car, Edmontoilet

KUTE KAT I have 3 Siamese

>Anime stuttering meme nigger absolutely BTFO
Stop shitposting any time kid.

thanks, looks tasty

in the many times of failure in your "country", does kot become food

>they unironically still have marko dANO
quit taking busts

Breh stop replying to that guy

>eating kots
What are you an asian?

Patti is cutest

Dano is going to the Moose famalam

I've had dog before, I don't think I would ever eat a cat.

Ahh, Haribo encrusted avocado braised short ribs, one of my favorites

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Why did you move you The Far Side book and put your laptop there instead? Did you pick up your cat or did it move for you?

JEUSS CHRIST YOU LET YOUR CAT NEAR PABST BLUE RIBBON

>tfw love kots
>tfw allergic to kots
life is cruel lads

lol wut

did you do this while visiting the 3rd world or are you from the Appalachians or some shit

So much cringe. I bet those steaks are on there way to accidentally well done without so much as a salt crust.

>Appalachians or some shit

Fucking delete this

It was third world.

I've heard Appalachian folk eat squirrels and roadkill.

Lurk the best thread on /ck/ more.
These are not my pictures.

>210 posts
>15 IP's

Dead sport baka

>not having a hawks kot

>friday night
>preseason
>meme cup was exhaustive shitposting anticlimax

I missed the understated unique posters meme.

hoki is a meme sport

canucks

Binlan is a meme country

There are 68 individual posters you fucking MONGOLOID

i am from canada too eh

stupid nigger.

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what movie?

Baited for this exact response
Smell em

Looks like season 8, but it might be from later.

My favorite team is the Canadiens

oh, i dont watch corner gas

>Fuckin Jack Skille
>Fisting asses like a pro.

Nice fight senpai.
Best of luck on your tryout.
Flames, Canucks
this whole game has basically been fighting with a little hockey here and there.

you really got me senpai

>guys with cats

Pretty sure that's Little Mosque on the Prairie, m7

>dog people

>not having both

>cat fags

Laine is so fucking bad lolol

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>oilcucks
>muh larsson
Literally kill yourselves you sweaty hicks

>rags

is the world cup of hockey the meme cup of all meme cups?

i seriously can't think of more of a forced and literal meme tournament in the last few years

This is the end of the "Finland produces good hockey players" myth, right?

The last good hockey player Finland produced was Teemu Selanne, and he peaked in his rookie year.

>not a high enough resolution rag for you
>muh vector memes

i made the meme anyways

I love how it ended up with the team nobody cared about lost two games to none
Bettman had to be on suicide watch that USA or team NA didn't make it

so we all agree marner is unironically going to be better than both laine and pooljew right?

I demand 50% of all royalties based upon the fact that I supplied the rag, without which the meme, if we can call it that, could not have been made

top quality meme

divide the number of (You)s by two and insert it into your P/R (post reply) ratio. thats your cut

Why is Trudeau wearing a >rags jersey?

Frederik Gauthier is going to be better than Laine/Puljujarvi.

Until he gets concussed again

Absolutely not, I'll be taking 50% of the (You)s as a flat rate

KEK

Based Logo. Literally nothing beats

>play Laine with Petan and Armia
>play Pulju with RNH and Pouliot
>expect them not to be shit

I understand they are trying to get a feel for possible line combos, but there really ask too much from these young Finns. Petan and Armia are busts that shouldn't be getting so much ice time. RNH is good, but he hasn't shown in the past that he can perform with Pouliot and doesn't tend to make his wingers better like McD and Drai can. Pulju needs to be played with one of those centers to maximize his potential, or maybe try him with Caggullia to rekindle the young prospect chemistry. Laine should be playing with Little or Scheifle, not manlet Petan.

At least Armia scored, with no help from liney I might add

Hol up hol up. Why is Weber paid more than Vlasic and Hedman? They're both better than him.

He was offer sheeted by lolmgren my casual friend

>your favorite team's captain is not Kopitar
why live

Fuck off with the Vlasic meme already shitposter

He needs more shots. Edmonton didn't allow Winnipeg to shoot enough. Talbot isn't use to that.

>tfw worst captain of a playoff hockey team is your captain

>dANO
He seems like a decent bottom 6 utility player. Seems to have that feisty edge to his game but can still score on occasion. Kind of like a slightly more aggressive Yakupov, without the Russian autism.

>tfw you will never get fingerbanged by kippers

Is Finland off the oilels bandwagon yet? It's not too late to join the Juolevi fan club yet, jonnes

>tfw Kippers will never suck my hemorrhoid bubble

Because >my team's captain is the best defenseman in the league.

>Juolevi is going to be the only Finn this draft that won't bust

Binland on suicide watch when?

cell key should be captain

Unless you follow the Kings or Wild you're wrong

Pretty sure binlan is always on suicide watch

>Suter
Utter fucking delusion, reported for being a chubs post

>not having a cat to keep your dry goods safe from mice
>not having a dog to protect your goats

Does it say "CHRISTIAN" on his stick?

>preseason

71585777
@ digits not recognized and no he should not

@71585824
dont @ me unless its about hockey or memes

>suter is captain
chubbs you're retarded.

How old is Armia now? He's basically a vet at this point relative to Laine.

You're too young child. Back in the day we all had family values and were good Christians.

Pic related

Suter or Doughty are the best dmen in the league

I totally agree, but I'm fine with King Karl as it is.

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@71585851
I'll "@" you all I want. Whatchu gon' do bout it huh? huh?

Thass rite, no (You) for you.

23
>tfw 23 year olds are nhl >vets
>tfw you're 26 and shitposting on /hoc/

how many awards does suter have?

You can't just give away (You)'s like that. Remember the Pepe Market Crash?

Since you're an old young fag you have experience and wisdom right? Tell me what /hoc/ memes were like back in the day.

>tfw

>ryan "farm strength doesn't apply to my slapshot" suter
brodin is better desu. even dumba

Sheep was the GOAT meme 2bh but that wasn't even that long ago

I'll give (You)'s to whoever the fuck I want, pal. @71585948

Don't mind me

>ryan "can't keep the puck in the zone" suter

Just a little low in my (You) account

post your p/r ratios

That's better

I don't know about you, but I just do what I do.

@71586037
170/92A

>be a guy with last name Christian
>make hockey stick company and name it after your last name
>country whose majority religion shares your name needs sticks for meme tourny
>profit?
Well it sure worked until the Devil took over.

>his p/r ratio is that bad
take a (You) on me buddy

Whoops, got it confused with my shirt size

We need to bring it back for good of America.

Yakupov, Abdelkadr, and Nadri are NOT allowed to use it.

>warroad>roseau

New York >Michigan > Wisconsin >North Dakota >Florida >California >minnesota

Roseau county>any place on earth

Who will be the captain for the laffs this year?

mattwhos

>not even on the lake
absolutely horrible

Babcock

No captain, four alternate busts

hockey is gay lol

that's why it hasn't been ruined by women wanting to diversify it

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>wake up
>8-1
>more swedes than finns scored in the finnish bust vs. bust game
lel

What did you get Cred Forums for her birthday hoc?

Decent bean there

False flag
Do not reply to this post

based

is /hoc/ for hockey discussion?

no

meme discussion

>mfw full HD 3d drunk while Laine and Pulju showcase their "skill" on their way to the AHL

Tell me guys. Why does my country suck so much.

oh good. thought i might've been in the wrong place

You better save that bean considering how often the Hurricanes start vacationing before the playoffs start

delete this. >we will make the playoffs this year

No

Because it's not Canadian enough

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>Klefbom + Enström
>combined 102 (NHL) games last season
>6 goals between them
>1 goal each last night

>Laine + Pulju
>combined 195 (Liiga, U18, U20, Senior National team) games last season
>96 goals between them
>not even a secondary assist last night

Exactly how bust are they?

They just sucked last night.
For Laine it's no biggie as he just joined the crew but Pulju has been with the Oilers for months.
Just kill me now.

Don't give up, FInland. Just look at us, we don't have any really good forward prospects go bust. But that's only because we don't even have any really good forward prospects

It's fucking weird how you can produce so many elite defenders these days and no forwards to speak of.

Lets be real guys, the only countries that should be worried are Czechia, Slovakia, and Germany.

Is offensive defender the most hipster position?

Well, you need a really strong team if you want to have a chance at beating Canada

Someone told me Leafs fans were the most delusional in all of sports. Is it true hoc?

Or we can just call Kreider

>no more price
Good idea tbf

As a hfboarder I can confirme it.
According to Leafs fans he is already ranked ahead of Mats Sundin.
They also believe Matthews is going to score >90 points in his peak.

>implying Matthews won't do 41-49 one season

why don't the canucks go back to their original jersey? it looks clean as fuck

Matthews must feel like a god among his peoples. 6'2 is basically a Redwood tree for mexicans

I am implying exactly that.

You're not kidding. I'm 182cm's or about 6' in your dumbass scale. I backbagged trough Mexico and much of the southern states. I was like a full arms length taller than anyone.

Daily reminder that if your country didn't have a bloody civil war and is less than a 100 years old as a sovereign state, Then it's not a country.

Daily reminder that if your country doesn't hold the record (together with another country) for most wars fought between two countries, it's not a real country

daily reminder Sweden is a muslim state.

Daily reminder that comments like that makes you look like a Cred Forums virgin

I would know, I'm surrounded by short mexicans daily.

And our system isn't bad. It's great for day to day life.

Eviction of Oduya when?

daily reminder you got your feelings hurt because it's true

tell me about lundqvist, why does he wear the pads

My gf's parents are from iran m8, so I guess they have taken over me too ;^)

Claiming that a person got their feelings hurt is a pretty poor way to try and win an argument

Stop fighting and hug

He is short as fuck for a top goalie.
Top notch when it comes to reflexes and positioning.
Due to his full butterfly style, he has about 2-3 more elite years left in him.

*hugs* Sven

>Sweden is unironically dating a shitskin
I wish I could still be surprised by this

*hugs* Pekka

*stick taps on ice*

kek

wheres his publix sub

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>As a hfboarder

But everyone in hfboards is delusional af, the faggots on oilels forum for example actually think they won't be the last of their division from the start.

What kind of bean is that meant to be anyway?

>6. smuk_anok was their only redeeming tripfag but the autists on /hoc/ bullied him out and for that they should be sorry

Bullying out smuk_anok was the worst thing that has been done. He literally spent hours on many smuk_requests just to contribute and make fresh memes and smuks for /hoc/.

Smuk_anok, if you read this, we love you and hope you are safe out there. Please come back and smukken up the day

What if smuk actually killed himself?

Classic /hoc/ pic by smuk_anok

i think you killed him

Or worse, what if he went to hfboards

Smuk was not a single man, he was a network of dedicated autismos dedicated to dedicated autismo.

The Smuk Syndicate lays dormant, for now, until a time that /hoc/ needs them again.

Some say that time is soon approaching...

:O

This, we just got a small taste test last time. The Great Smukening™ has not yet begun..

Cause it borders Canada.

8-1 laffs

Toronto fags are going to deluded themselves into thinking they're going to be good.

>mfw the Kings win the Stanley Cup

>Don't give up, FInland. Just look at us, we don't have any really good forward prospects go bust. But that's only because we don't even have any really good forward prospects

Swedes have a lot of good forwards in the nhl though. A lot of them were underrated when they got drafted. Fins have more of a history of being overrated when drafted. Many of them simply haven't lived up to the hype.

one day... one day theyll see...

finns are not busts... just wait...

>didn't see the game
>checked the score this morning
i-it's only preseason, r-right guys?

Good ones, yes. But not really any elite ones right now. As could be seen in the WC.

WC is not a good indicator. A lot of players treating it like a preseason game.

I'm still pissed as fuck my team passed on Forsberg. And Landeskog should starting improving now Roy is gone in Colorado.

Sweden is still the second best international team for what it's worth. Doubt much will change for 2018. Canada's is just too damn good.

USA should be better but they always have the dumbest fucking coaches or management. And obsess about Canada when they can't even beat the Czechs/Russia/Finland when it matters.

Forsberg and Landeskog are both good and both should be able to improve, you're right. But I doubt that they'll be elite. Bäckström is really good too, but he is not going to get that muich better from here on.

You're right though about Canada. I'm only comparing to them because they are the ones to beat. It is an unfair comparison though, you're right.
What I mean when I say that Sweden's forwards aren't good enough is just that they are not good enough to beat Canda, and that's what you have to do if you want to win a best-on-best tournament. Not that they aren't good.

Who knows, maybe the management will get their head out of their asses and not pick Torts the next time..

>rags

Delete this please

Please no Finland, don't say terrible things like that

top smuk

no chance, smuk wasn't a traitor, he wouldn't do that

smuk_anok was a man, he was a single mastermind who was always on point with top notch memes
Maybe he just lays in the shadows now and comes back when /hoc/ has its darkest hour

Fine but everything I said stands and if bulju is lucky he gets to plat in AHL and dominate there instead of being forced to play in a team that consistently will stay at the bottom of its league.

based on what McGuire said I'm betting on Cam flower getting traded soon. He's going to get a real nice pay raise soon and they can't afford it. Devil's have to be in on it. Not sure what the Ducks would get for him but if they're trading with shero probably not much.

they're just utterly buttmad nobody cares about their tinpot teams, especially canadian teams

Eh yo, vato, u reppin Glendale amigo?

U a long way from ur own barrio, puto

U pinche Muslims better get backs to ur own side up in rich town, entiendes?

Orale, Kardashian mother fucker, pinche chingon with dis unibrow, ha what the fuck bro, u ever heard of a RAZOR?

Eh, imma let you off easy cause u ain't flying, but u best learn the borders amigo, this the real L.A. not sum fucking mall town, comprende puto? U best be high steppin back to tus casa, Ay yo get the fuck out of my sight bitch gringo

>rags

Exactly what or who is bean man?

>U pinche Muslims better get backs to ur own side up in rich town, entiendes

Based chicanos

It doesn't matter who I am, all that matters is my plan.

>he doesn't know

the thinking mans question is why is beanman

>rags

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LOL

Beautiful

Daily reminder that the Leafs are the most pathetic team in all of sports

Did you turn bean meme into a tampax commercial?

I miss getting (you)

(you)

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I hate that we were included separately on this but then every post I see just proves it.

Limited offer on a FREE (You)

All you have to do is reply to this message and the FREE (You) is yours

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My school starts their season today and I believe I'm going to the game.

Thank you.

Limited offer is over, congratulations to the lucky few.

>living in a town with more than 10,000 people
>white

Pick one

>my 8k town
>92.7% white
>neighbouring 18k town
>95.1% white
Didn't see that coming, maybe it's the farmers, and the neighbouring town being on the river

Norway will be a better hockey nation than Finland by 2060

Someone has a brown wife in those towns. What's important though is if your town has a hockey team and if you've played for that hockey team.

Highly unlikely

Norway would need both an explosion of population and indoor and outdoor rinks for that to become a possibility

>Norway
>ever caring about anything else than cross country skiing

Lol noway.
No interest
No rinks
No white people unless they do something about it

say my motherfucking name

Stop spending so many hours on Cred Forums you've ODed on redpills m8

I went to Norway and saw it first hand m8

How? Norway isn't situated in your mom's basement

Drop the racism /hoc/. Now.

Clearly not you dumb Swede. I was in Oslo. They need to fix it

le get BTFO by the laffs man?

Good one, amigo.

rassism is bad okay? and it dosent belong in hokkei, get it?

Are you telling me that you actually left your mom's basement? You sure are a big boy now!

This. The worst thing about autists from Cred Forums is their assumption that everyone shares their cripplingly retarded world view

Is that a real dog?

no it is a photograph

>more than 10,000 people
>white

I said it before m8

>>/cuckshed/

whoa

Remember to ignore and not respond to Cred Forums kikes.

>mfw too intelligent for /hoc/

I'll be on hfboards if you wan't to debate.

Bye, faggot.

wew enjoy your fascist mods

Our fucking year.

>only 1 assist so far

Wew.

Reminder to filter all nations who's flags have the color yellow or a leaf on it

>ZERO WINS

>0-3

>every finnish prospect busting one after another

>rags

did you really expect anything different?

Yes, i expected them to become hall of famers

>rags

I thought you guys were just memeing when you said they would be elite. finland is a strange place

>brent burns
>doesn't play for the flames

>ynr that Kippers has a cute butt

>two games in
>they're totally busts because they didn't immediately do 2+1 and carry their team

Please don't be as bad as hockeyforums is.

Open your eyes Pekka, if they havent produced until now, they never will.

Open your eyes and end the delusion, end the misery, learn to live with it and wait for next year.

Tolvanen and vaakanainen are guaranteed calder winners

Today in History: 17 years today, Gretzky's number was retired. youtube.com/watch?v=3mnMYOu_NqA

>mfw Pierre-Édouard Bellemare had more points than Zach "moneybags" Parise at the WCOH

>dwight king
>plays for the kings

What profession would King have if he wasn't a hockey player?

Armenian user is the best poster.

Pls do not bully Hank. Thank you

Plumber.
Maybe a butcher at a deli

>rags

>predators
>aren't located in minnesota

...

kek

>he doesn't change his team to one looking good every season

I bet you enjoy losing you KEK FUCK

Vancouver
Calgary
Arizona

There's plenty of potential last place teams in that division. Edmonton is by no means a guarantee. Not to mention LA looked like shit last year and may be on a down swing (relying too heavily on Kop and Doughty). Ducks and Sharks are still top though.

>being a filthy bandwagoner

>dumbass scale
As much as I agree with you, you can't help but agree that the metric is far to precise when dealing with everyday height use. Creates way too many special snowflakes that think an extra couple of cm's makes them noticeably taller. Hint: your still a manlet.

Sens-Habs in roughly one bong lads

>snes

>finnish prospects

>tfw your local team still is undefeated in the season

Feels based lads

Hoping Scherbak has a good game
Also hoping Matteau is found in a ditch somewhere

>intelligent
>can't figure out how to post images that aren't > 2 MB

Probably a cop/RCMP, rustling jimmies in good ol' Meadow Lake.

You know whats really sad, the only thing Edmonton has to look and aim for is not being the last in their division.

Lost 4-1 to a fuggin mestis team

wheres aho...

Well HIFK lost to a fucking Jukurit

Also >we are the dynasty now

>2341
>original six teams have retired every number
>have to start using fractions

>1 championship in 14 years

ur like a little babby check this dynasty out

SARAVON

PEKKA
>PEKKA
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>PEKKA
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How's Bakersfield guy feeling now that he gets to witness the living, breathing meme that is Jesse Puljujärvi?

>a fucking axe

so laine busted hard at the memeb owl, and it looks like he's busting hard on the jest.

worst 2nd overall since jordan staal?

4th to 3rd is the upper limit for them this season. So maybe a 7th/8th playoff spot. But just as likely they finish in the bottom 3 of their division and that may even correlate to bottom 3 in the conference.

>implying that by 2341 anyone even remember what numbers have been frozen

Also by that time the hundreds of owners they've had have unfrozen all of the previous frozen numbers.

Why do they all takbir is tampere the mudshit center of finland?

>unretiring numbers
Literally no respek

Just needs to tweak his game. He's never going to be that elite sniper everyone was thinking of. He needs to put his nose to the grindstone and be a hard-nosed, meat n' potatoes grinder. Get to the net and score some greasy goals and enjoy a few 20 goal seasons.

You think in 200 years anyone even remember anyone from this time? Also the teams have changed places several times so they have really no connection to what their origin is, I'd also expect at least 2-3 exterminations of almost all the teams in the league and replacing them with new teams with no connection to older ones.

youtu.be/XvS3esnt7bo

>this lack of rispek

lel

>mehkonen
>0 goals
you can't make this shit up

>Hamburglar

>canagays

ET LE BUUUUUTTTTTT

Our Year

vienna had 2(two) entire goals scored on them by fucking znojmo, may as well fold the franchise desu

>that PP

>mitchell ded
fug

>panarin getting split from kane
guess we'll find out how much of a kanebabby he is

WE GET IT RDS. OTTAWA SUCKED LAST YEAR, NOW FUCK OFF

>snes in charge of power plays
wew

SHUT UP

...

check em

>bustkonen
>old man weber
>o-our y-year

no

kane is in for a rude awakening when panarin outscores him

>finnish goaltending
>finnish prospecting
>finnish getting

S-stop, we're already busts in everything we don't need anymore embarrassment.

>tfw you will never have a team to cheer for

new

Anyone got a stream for Hawks/Blues?

Thanks