DODGERS @ GIANTS #1

Win doyers

Oh yeah, you guys get blackouts.
>kek stay cucked cucks

So at what point is Bumgarner going to hit Puig tonight? First at bat?

you got to let us win desu doyers.

we are the only ones that can beat the mets and the cards. don't think you guys would want to face either of those.

#DONTLOOKATME

@parasite35
>cucked
>we actually get to go to the games

>Sign up
No thank you, I'll stick with strikeout dot co and keep the adblock on to avoid the 1000 phishing links and pop ups.

Can't wait to see the Gnats get knocked out of the wild card, seeing as they're meme magic is the only thing the Cubs have to fear other than Steve Bartman riding a stampede of goats down Addison.

>m-muh blackout
>w-we actually g-go to games, right guise?
youtube.com/watch?v=_M4X5J4rIzE

>mfw this will be madshit bumfuck's last attempt at a post-season run in his career ad a "giant"
Sad that Kersh won't be the one to end it but man, the death of a meme.

RIP IN PISS

Is Charter going to make Sportsnet LA available to all cable providers or are they going to be greedy jews like TWC?

You don't actually need to confirm e-mails on the MLB thing, and you can set fake e-mails though. Thing is, you should avoid strikeout and use cricfree or something with less javascript.

>>w-we actually g-go to games, right guise?
>#1 attendance for 5 years straight , within top 10 for 20 years even in the near bankruptcy era

KTLA was steaming the last home series and they're broadcasting this one so I'd go check if I were you.

>w-we go to games
>b-but i'm trying to avoid m-muh blackout because I don't actually go to the games per se

who the fuck is this BR monkey? lol
he goes around through every game thread shitposting trying to start conversations.

Leave

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>Is Charter going to make Sportsnet LA available to all cable providers
the only thing they can do

TWC is STILL going to pay that huge contract to the dodgers while charter can capitlize on it and make their money back quickly from buying the network off time warner

That's it guys, I'm staying for the night, gonna be a good game.
Better get comfy.

Aaaaaaaand filtered.

>tfw I'm going to see kershaw pitch for the first time tomorrow
Idk if I want to watch him pitch really well or really bad. I want us to win but I also want to see a signature Kershaw game.
any guesses on who the starter will be tomorrow?

Ahh its gonna be nice to eliminate you fucks

Is it a Cred Forums X filter where I can literally quote everyone and make you have to open every single reply?

Why the fuck is a favela monkey here?

Because I'm watching this game tonight. And because my existence triggers you, apparently.

>Bumshit is 0-4 in six starts against Big Blue
>hasn't beat the Dodgers in 422 days
>Last 8 starts 4.89 ERA

>JINTS UNIRONICALLY HAVE MINOR LEAGUE TIER BULLPENS

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julio urias said he feels comfortable at AT&T because they remind him of the parks in Mexico

>giving up 2 hits already

HOLY FUCK, nice """"ace""""

Goddamn Bumgarner is awful.

>Turner

:/

>Bumshit

TYBP

Rreeee season over

TYBP

>be named Bumgarner
>is a bum

Pottery

Ajajajajajajajajajaaajajajajhddhsjahs

Fucking hell God Damn.

The death of a meme.

At the hands of PUIG and RICH DADDY

>GINTS
>GINTS
>GINTS

is scully on the 1s n 2s?

TYBP

>Shitgarner

Way to go Spics. Series win keeps the Giants out of the playoffs.

>Star Wars Day - Oct 1

is Hill dressing up as Darth Vader?

Because he's your RICH DADDY

What the fuck the Giants suck

>SHITGARNER
>BELTMYASSHOLE

GET FUCKED

>Bumshit getting rekt by the B lineup

lel

>implying richy isn't going to get bombed next inning

laughing my fucking ass off

DG was right about everything.

I apologize sincerely.

>cant hit left handed pitching they said

i hope ur rite or i am losing about 6k

Thank God nba season starts soon. I won't have to deal with watching such a shitty team putting the bay area in shame.

>implying kd isn't an overrated choker baby

How the fuck does Skully not run out of Material? His way of announcing gets boring really fast. Did he never have a color commentator?

Heard Puig wants to play for Mexico in the wbc.

epic L
apologize to Kershaw.

>watching the rigged league

Trump won't allow it once he builds his precious wall.

Why do all doyer pitchers look like massive homos?

Gonzales' bro actually managed the MEX team 2 classics ago. And Puig has méxican nationality so it's allowed.

Giants fans, everybody.

He won't be cursed anymore now that he's with the Warriors

But I don't watch any divegrass league

>Rich Curves
>Hill curves
>curved hills

Bro, if you think Scully is boring how are you watching Baseball itself. You think the commentators are what makes it entertaining for you?

>Bitch hill

Do it for Oakland, Rich.

what the heck

He's built for radio, not TV broadcasting. I know he does both, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

HILL ABOUT TO GET FUCKED

How is there no fucking outs?

name pls

Love that vid

Hill my nigga, this just proves you're not as good as Kershaw the goat. I know you were probably feeling yourself, but pls worship your teammate Kersh.

Puig has Mexican nationality?
WTF

HAHAHAHA RICH "DADDY""

LMAO

>rich hill
>elite

Cutie spotted

NOT

IN

TIME

>you now realise not just bumgarner is shit
>but also kershaw is shit

He and urias were taken from the same club as a 2 for 1.
Urias cost like 600K so basically free.

Plastics on suicide watch

NorCal here but I'd have to say SoCal

Too many ugly SJWs here in Santa Cruz

>mitch hill

kek, and this is your number 2

Who the hell is this nerd?

>MFW one of these two shit shows of a team might face the Cubs in the NLDS or NLCS.
>Chanting 'GLA'
Fucking terrorists

cueto = dodgers
bubble = yearly postseason collapse

I like how he hops out of his delivery.

Someone who plays baseball than all of us on this thread, unfortunately.

The Dodgers have a bye week in the playoffs this year.

What do the Jints have? Not even a fucking playoff spot

>GLA

WTF

>He doesn't know who the GLA are.

I know your bitch ass came in here to spout some babby bullshit, but post more of that qt

Did kike attend Jose's funeral? I thought I saw him on TV feed

Getting ump'd all game

Joe West man

Fuck dude how did he get him there

>these niggas giving him free outs with shitty baserunning

What was that? You want more Lalah?

Now I shall talk about how the Cubs will systematically dismantle both of your teams in the playoffs.

First off, this awful defense from both sides. They're aren't even errors, just piss poor fielding.

the giants uniforms are just beautiful.

baaaaaaa

WC game is tuesday so we'll play bumgod on 3 days rest

i'll take my chances

looks like rich daddy has finally got his mojo back, for now. Bum is still walking and allowing hits tho

I thought it was wensday

The NL WC game is actually on Wednesday

Looks like 2 3 0 and 2 4 0 are pretty similar scorelines

FUCK

BEAN PUIG

Colon would have had that

Smells like beans and piss in here

Fuck why didn't i have the LA feed on

ya but it looks like both bum and rich have got their rhythm back, for now

Blame Bum for getting raped by Puig.

I miss Chooch

good odds that the jints and tards will need a playoff game to determine the 2nd nl wc spot - which would be played on monday

If the Dodgers and Giants ever meet in the playoffs, over/under 100 arrests?

dat catch from puig

I need that to happen. And they would go with, what, Cueto?

he looked rough last start

Nothing special.

Get off your phone bum, you're pitching

Pitching a 4-hit CG yeh.

BASED PAGAN

I hope someone recorded that

What was his problem?

fucking hippies

IDIOT ON THE FIELD ALERT

>inb4 dinger

THEY NEVER SHOW THE CRAZIES

its ok bros

rick monday is doing the radio, he's here.

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Pagan hasn't gotten laid in 3 days so...

LMAO

Based pagan

A soccer player would of flopped and asked for a yellow card

I knew that happened thanks to Vin's play by play.

instagram.com/p/BLAWVoFjiCW/

only in san fransisco

Dodger fans... #sfgiants #giants #dodgersfans

kek

instagram.com/p/BLAWqoxAfGj/

pagan is a madman desu

Pagan just assblasted that the Dodgers have been destroying the Giants this season and he takes it out on the fan. Typical Giant: no class.

I'M NOT WORRIED BROS.. RICH DADDY WILL GET IT TOGETHER!

Can you imagine what he would've done to bartman if he were playing left field for the cubs back in 03

one more

That man was born years after since the last time the Cubs won a World Series

70 pitches u mite wanna pull him soon brothers

ow my neck

LA boardroom already getting together, lookin at spreadsheets, ordering Boy Roberts to tell the bullpen to warm up

bartman was innocent and caught an uncatchable pop fly. leave him alone.

I'm drunk as shit fám

I was a side nigga for 8 months and she dumped me. I need a championship for Kershaw more than ever.

Fuck. Frisco.
WS 2016

Bum fucking killing us right now... wouldn't wanna face this madman in the postseason...

I love how Vin talks about shit no one cares about

>bitch boy bosey trying to act tough

legitimately hope somebody breaks posey's leg again

DONT FUCK WITH CHOOCH

La """"people"""" everyone

I know that feel bro.
What happened

BUM JUST ROLLING

why isnt agon playing?

is roberts memeing with an all righty lineup vs a lefty?

smfh

How old is Ruiz? niggah looks old. I didn't even know he was still in the majors

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CHUG ALONG CHOO CHOO

CHUG ON HOME

Kek, this year MadBum is gonna ace it up and rek the whole league AGAIN. For the FOURTH TIME KEK. While Kershaw cries from his sofa
>2016 WS
>Giants just won again, Madbum threw a 9 inning shutout
>Kershaw at home, in the dark
>His wife and child already in bed, little do they know they wont wake up because of the ricin Kershaw put in their drinks.
>Kershaw cries out for the last time. "I can't let
Madison cuck me again, nobody will ever cuck me again"
>Inhales deep breath
>He feels the cold steel of a shotgun on the bottom of his chin
>He exhales as he pulls the trigger
>Before lead scatters through his cranium, he has one last thought "Madison, Why? How?"
>ESPN Headline: Kershaw found dead, and surprisingly its not from choking
>Turns out only Kershaw's daughter died, and Madison consoles his wife
>Madison cucks Kershaw from beyond the grave and has a polygamist family with two wives

KKKIKE

>RETARD PAGAN

what kind of throw was that

>that face

Good God man, I like Bay chicks because they're down to earth for the most part, but they just can't compare to LA chicks in the face department.

so is spectrum gonna get it done and give la the dogs channel or are they gonna continue holding out pennies?

fuck twc and fuck you giants

dum bum just let several hits and a leadoff run score m8

happy b-day fourchan

Kike has been garbage this year.

rich bitch has let like 4 out of the 6 leadoff hitters he's faced on.

he's fucking done this innning. gonna be bombed by pagan

this is an insurmountable lead for the Giants. Bye post season

what happened to the real shawn

mccarthy pls

Vin is the best.

Hai guise, I just started watching this game and I only understand superficially the rules of baseball, what should I expect of this game?

nope instead some other fag takes rich's spot to fuck us over with a walk. Why is the dodgers bullpen so shit

real talk why does roberts always pulls a nigga before reaching the 5th or 6th inning?

his was at what not even 80 pitches

smfh

Youre right, whenever a seasons on the line thats what the giants do, they choke. The biggest chokers in the league. Unlike my man Kershaw,he's clutch as fuck, he's got 3 FUCKING WORLD SERIES RINGS. HOW MAD ARE YOU!?!?!??!?!

dont look at me

Expect to hear one of the final 3 broadcasts in the 67-year careerof the best baseball broadcaster ever, Vin Scully.

At the end of every game we hang a monkey symbolizing the unity of the United States to one day genocide all brazilians. You can expect that

guy has a blister underneath his fingernail. it's touchy shit and the medical staff check it in between innings.

GET THIS FUCKIN USELESS PIECE OF SHIT MCFUCKFACE TO GET THE FUCK OFF THE MOUND

the new shawn drinks to kill the pain lad

>doyers

Why cant we be friends ;_;

Oh, cool, switching from the huezilian audio to englel.

Oh, so you copied the Argentineans then.

what about that one guy who had a no hitter going and got pulled?

lmao

>cuckerts

i want mattingly back

not sure i feel about roberts offering the game lead to test out mccarthy

>DOYERS

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IT'S AN EVEN
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its ogre

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Amy G is savage woah

>DOUBLE DOYERS

>ZERO OUTS

B A S E D B U M
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Is this guy the new Derek Jeter?

The division's already been won...

YOU GOTTA LOVE BUM

I told madison to carry this shithole team to another world series and hes actually doing it

The absolute madbum

Roberts is a fucken dumbass for taking out hill

Let alone bringing in a starter to relieve

What a fuckn idiot micro managing pitc count and trying to "shake it" up like maddon with meme moves (mcarthy)

just bring in the lead bullpen you fucken moron

BUMBLASTED

>me

I met her in my mechanics class early in February and we had sex 4 days after meeting, for two months up until may or June we were having sex every Monday, Wednesday and thirdash zshe had her boyfriend and she told me she loved since she was 17 and all. This bullshit. Yeah yeah I said and it actually turned me on knowing I was chucking an IRL beta white transfer faggot from Oregon. Early August we got in this fight because I was asking her for pictures and being obnoxious and she denied me sex for 10ndays finally gave jn then she denied me again and I told her to fuck off and I must have said it in a way that was too rude to be forgivene so now I'm here drunks fuck watching bumshit kit a double fuck this game.

It's only 3 runs. We still got this

LOL

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

GET THIS USELESS ELF LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE MOUND, SOMEONE SHOOT HIM

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you got feet pics breh?

How to choke by brandon mccarthy

Wow, is this equivalent to winning the world series for Giants fans?

Man good for pulling Hill, great management

>mccarthysm
You deserve all this.

It'll be OK Dg
At least the Dodgers are guranteed in the playoffs

:^)

Any body get a cap of Amy G denying that Doyer fan?

laughing @ all you faggot armchair managers

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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

oh fuck they changed the post timer back to 30 seconds

BASED

Can't really blame him. They are just testing shit out since they already clinched a postseason spot. I'm sure they wouldn't of used McCarthy if they were still in the race

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>DOYERS

lel

>watching mlb tv
>it's another le weed man and le vagina woman bud light™commercial

just give me silent commercial breaks pls

Beating the Dodgers *and* winning the WS has happened quite a lot for the Giants in the past few years.

JUST

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way to groove it ravin you fucking cucked pos

this is amazing

>he doubted meme magic

i give up. San fags pls rape em to knock some fuckin sense into roberts for his garbage management

>Belt might actually make 20 home runs this year

>doyers
>doyers
>doyers
>doyers

Overall doyer era this inning: infinity

Lmao

You cant make this shit up

Yeah that's why you won the division

OH WAIT

Enjoy your play-in game, faggots

THE RAPENING

top kek m8

AND STILL NOBODY OUT

>mcuckarthy with 6 earned runs

>no outs recorded

Are the Dodgers in playoff form already?

Good ol gimmicky end-of-season playoff roster shenanigans bullpen
And yet Giants bullpen is almost as bad, so they'l make Bum go 8 or 9

>started watching with LA 3-2 SF
>Its LA 3-9 SF now
W-whats happening, anons?

confirmed: doyers playing in dc to start

This is prob the biggest collapse i've seen all year from a genuinely great bulpen (inb4 doyers arguing its not)

Wait... So roberts is managing? I though he was takin orders from the front office?

The nl manager of the year displaying hjs talents

>TFW change channel when madbum gave up 3 singles and the doyers score
>TFW switch back because I hate myself and it's 3-9 Giants
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!

We raped them 5-1

Why would we be scared of the bye week? And they're notorious playoff chokers

>mccarthy
>bullpen

he's a starter believe it or not

Baseball paolo

now go get yourself an milb gf

AHAHAAHA

>we

>mccarthy
>genuinely great

user plz

As much as I hate the dodgers and you DG we are still bros.

I kinda went on a similar situation.

I was FWB with some girl. She wanted to take the relationship to the next level but I didn't. She eventually left me and it sucked. I actually really liked her. She was cool and all. I wish I wasn't such an idiot

oh okie, haven't watched much dodgers this year

>Pence

Kek

I dont even

So they win game 3 at home instead of away
no need for return trip to rest

>still nobody out

Giants activated their meme card.

He hasn't used the bullpen in like 2 weeks. He's just throwing out every perennially injured starter to see if any of them can manage a single digit ERA

Why was he left in so long then?

Lol Amy G savage.

>THE DODGERS CAN SUCK MY SMALL, BENT, HAIRY (AT THE BASE), VEINY, PULSATING, UNCIRCUMCISED MEMBER

I was mad for a minute then irememebrss we already fucken clinched Lmfao you and the redburss can fight like parasites for the right to get fucked by Krys bryants queer ass fuck you.

Lookin like typical Playoff Giants and Dodgers right now. Setting the precedence early I see

When Kershaw gets bodied tomorrow im sure doyers fans will find an excuse.

Lmoa this ain't even out fucking bullpen these are literaly fucking #7 and #9 startersFighting for a roster spots

Daddy Kersh is gonna tag you faggots for 16K's in a CGSO

just a friendly reminder we were also the wild card in 2014.

@faggot166
Don't talk to me bro.

>You now remember when the Giants won the 3 World Series so far in this decade while the Dodgers have absolutely been cucked epically 3 times in this decade
>You now remember both times when the Cardinals cucked the Doyers then proceeded to lose to the Giants on their way to the top
K E K
E
K

you are so fucking mad right now

>(YOU)

are you ok bud
do you need a hug or a cup of hot chocolate
i'm here for you
i always have been

Just a friendly reminder Kershaw choked in round 1.

6 runs is a big enough lead, r-right?

Wow this must feel like a playoff win huh Giants fans?

Somebody's mad his team has literally never SEEN a world series since 89

>Dodger fans have already given up before the 8th inning

my sides

What will happen of casilla enters in the 9th?

Will the Giants fans boo him while the Dodger fans cheer him?

We'll see you in the CS

hernandez is an infielder? what?

Friendly reminder that Millenial Dodger fans (every fan ITT) best Dodger memory is winning the Division flaming out in the first round like a fucking faggot.

Meanwhile the Giants won three World Series in that time period.

Dodgers are fags and so are their fans.

Suck my fucking dick faggots. Suck my SMALL, BENT, HAIRY (AT THE BASE), VEINY, PULSATING, UNCIRCUMCISED dick.

Eat a dick faggots.

Based

stop quoting me
I don't want you HIV poseytive faggots anywhere near me. Filter me. Don't touch me.

Gordon Beckham is on the roster to punch faggy Dodgers in the face if they try to throw at Bumgarner

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>We'll see you in the CS
No we won't. YOU KNOW THE DODGERS WILL NOT EVEN MAKE IT PASS THE FIRST ROUND. Stop teasing them.

>implying the doyers wont choke
kek they will probably see the cubbies

Should have used a pic where the party hat was on a Doyer instead of a Based Giant

You did this to yourself

B I T C H
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t.Lu Bu

THAT'S A HIT!!!

SUCK MY SMALL, BENT, HAIRY (AT THE BASE), VEINY, PULSATING, UNCIRCUMCISED DICK. FAGGOTS.

BUM

GOD

#DONTQUOTEATME

guan yu > lu bu

PREACH

>tfw vin scully will no longer be broadcasting games

im so depressed right now

>MADBUM
>THE MAN
>THE PITCHER
>THE HITTER
>MAKING THE DOYERS WANT TO HIT THE SHITTER!

DONT LOOK AT ME

LOL how excited are you for 2 play-in games?

>The Dodgers won the division on a walkoff HR and his call was fucking terrible.

His retirement is five years too late.

DC dodgers bro here,

can't wait for the playoffs to start going to go to both of the nats home games its going to be pretty comfy

False-flagger here, just ignore.

>MADBUM
>bullpen
What bullpen this fucker is going to pitch the whole game!

you're a fucking faggot

Madison BEGGING not to face Puig

>5 outs of Giants bullpen
Giants win 11-10 in the 12th

Can even make this shit up don Scully have me this fact.

too blinded by nostalgia to see the troof.

>both of the nats home games its going to be pretty comfy
I hope you like watching your team getting BTFO by the Nats because that's what going to happen user.

>taking him out before seeing Puig

BITTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH

and you're too fucking retarded to love the simpler things in life

get fucked faggot hahahahahaha

That Puig reaction hahaba

Don'T Look At Me

I love how these games are essentially meaningless to us, but the Giants need them to keep their season alive

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Puig got a freebie and still cried.

but he sucks now. A real announcer would have made that call memorable.

Are the "simpler" things clinging to the past?

Dodgers: First round playoff bye
Giants: Will be a bye round for someone else

ITS LIKE POTTERY!

>Puig
>Bitch

Dave Roberts is a minority.

UPDATE: The streaker was a LA ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP PROTESTING DODGER DOGS.

...is retarded because it was clearly a strike

>essentially meaningless to us

A team that can't get out of the first round shouldn't call punting home field advantage "meaningless"

HOLY FUCK CRAWFORD

Pls screen shot Puig ishyddt

This fucking giants team is so pumped up this game

Did they all sniff a bunch of ammonia strips?

>that ragdoll.

La faggotry nothing new

>what is 2013

Nice to know you're a fairweather fuck. We raped the Braves, just like how we're going to rape the Nats

It's essentially a bye week for us

I knew it had to be some SJW shit

(ra)coon lives matter

yeah because clinching the playoffs is such a memorable experience that you'll tell your grand-children about it 50 years from now. get fucking real, the only calls that matter are world series wins, perfect games, no hitters, and record breaking feats.

the call was timeless, as it should have been

it's faggot fans like you who like bryce harper are trying to pimp out baseball to the point it shouldnt be

please stop watching this sport and go to football if you want your commentary to get your dick bigger

>raped the braves
>immediately got BTFO by a real team in the next series

HAHAHA I HOPE THAT BROKE HIS HAND

>doyers
>calling literally any other team playoff chokers

My sides

>Dodgers bouncing out in the first round
>Giants winning the World Series as the second Wild Card

IT'S LIKE POETRY!!!

Dodgers fans, everybody

>FAIRWEATHER

I've been a fan since 1997 you fucking Mexican.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

fuck the doyers. peg puig in the head tomorrow

>what is 2013

Its like you guys didn't watch us dismantle the Braves so hard they haven't made the playoffs since

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENANT

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENANT

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENANT

Eat a dick, faggot.

Vin im gonna miss you, you've had some gems tonight

doyers broke that hand a couple years ago too

You a salty fucker
>Your team will choke in the first round for your salt
Screen cap this

Ah yes, just like the Mets were a bye week last season

You're right, that run to the 2013 ws champi- oh, wait...

At least my team will have made the first round if that happens

How are you going to enjoy missing the playoffs?

if the giants win this game, theyre still in control of the second WC

Doyerfags get saltier in the playoffs than Farmer John hot dogs

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>doyer fans
>being so casual you fall for pagans embrace only to fall victim to a body slam dirt nap

>doyerfags this fucking mad
holy kek

What makes you think the Dodgers, 5 time WS champion LA Dodgers, will lose to a team that has a ton of injuries and has never advanced out of the first round?

MadBum vs. Colon in the wildcard game... damn i wonder who wins

lets face it, you're scared of us. This rotation is built to destroy ur shitty feast or famine lineup.

lol just remembered we can forfeit every game left and still play in the NLDS

How many NL teams can say this? Can AIDS faggots say this??....????

Answer me

any you can lose the NLDS, just like you did last year

Good work being a bye week for the Cubs

I hope you enjoy getting swept by a team that hasn't done shit since the Ottoman Empire existed

>why so Blue

Because they live in El A, one of the worst cities in America.

coming from the team that hasnt done shit since Betamax existed

Yeah any team is shaking in their boots facing a team that has gone 28-42 since the All-Star Break

They know we're right

youtube.com/watch?v=qv96yJYhk3M

>anyone worried about the doyers in the post season

>Kershaw
>Playoffs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

posteason is a different beast baby. we've done it before.

because they're not 8 time WS champs like the Giants?

Nationals have beat the Dodgers 2 times out of the lasy 711 days (2 seasons)
>1 time by Strasburg (RIP)
>1 time by Gio CG (he is rip also)

Were basically already in the NLCS and you faggots not even in WC advantage over THE FUCKEN MEST LMFAOOOO OF THE YEAR

I don't know if you know how baseball works.

>The first half matters

>The All Star Break Matters

The switch to the playoffs matters.

It's a whole new season, faggots. You of all people should know this, you fucking SPIC

the same mets that beat the dodgers last year?

Man I'd kill myself if my team couldn't even get home field advantage over the NYClippers.

It's time to stop posting nigga. Even if you win the DS the Jints will fuck you in the CS.

Don't quote me.
Don't touch me
Don't talk to me.
Don't look at me.

Dave Roberts is chimping out hardcore. LOL.

Losing it to the fucking pharmacy is worse kek.

Pissboi is just stewing in his own autistic rage right now

>dodgers letting a nigger manage a professional baseball club

>DOYERS
>BULLPEN
>IMPLOSION

MadBum has one of the best road ERAs of any modern pitcher, but of course a plastic wouldn't know that..

fucking hell end the game.
This zzzquil is already in full effect

Fucking Panik

Yeah that's why he's done SO well at Dodger Stadium, right?

Face it - your """"""ace"""""" is a fucking scrub who'd be 4th on the Dodger rotation

On the day of the rope, Dodger fans will go first regardless of race.

Hi.

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>Jints making it past the cusb

Lol. Kershaww has literaly th e lowest ERA IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL I ANY ERA OF THE LAST ONE THOUSAND FUCKEN YEARS WITH A MINIMUM OF 1800 INNING PITCHED.

>casilla

The greatest disrespect.

He just lets the emotion get to him vs. the doyers because he hates you fucks so much. Still would trust him in a big game over kershit.

get ready again boys
casilla time

>mfw a dodgers fan mowes my lawn af 9 in the morning

>the team with the best record has choked the last 20 years
>le ebin year meme
>cusb

oh sheeet

Yeah most people wouldn't

30/30 GM's in MLB would trust Kershaw in a big game over Bumgarner because Kershaw is a proven performer and winnner at all levels, while Bumgarner is fluky

Easy on the keyboard.

Said the same thing about the Phillies but we still memed our way passed them

>mfw a dodgers fan drives a 90s tacoma truck to work

>3-9
>Casilla
Here we go again.

>tfw gonna meme it up in the postseason thanks to doyers bullpen
you brought this on yourselves

>mfw when a dodgers fan has cricket wireless

He actually did it

a 1-2-3 inning

thanks spics.

casilla throwing strikeouts

best timeline

Kershaw doesn't have meme magic though

>mfw a dodgers fan wears pro club

Giants win

its like you just want somebody to post the multiple entries picture again

Daily reminder Scully is shit compared to Kuiper, Krukow, Miller and Flemming.

Have only posted this 28 times since the ASG huh?

SF is the shitty city tbqhwyf

does kershit stand a chance against the great suarez?

its a good city, you just need to avoid market street

and be wary when you're in the park

>mfw a dodgers fan buys sweet bread at 711

Thanks Dodger bum bitches

Gag on those rings bitch

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This isn't the Premier League

>The Regular Season Doesn't Matter

>The Dodgers Suck in the Playoffs

LOL, fuck the Dodgers.

>avoid market street
Pussy. I was on Market near the Powell Street BART a while back and this dude literally offers me some free weed. I just needed to step out of the light for a second so he could give it to me.

But since I was already holding I said nah senpai and kept on. What a solid dude, though.

>I just needed to step out of the light for a second so he could give it to me

yah, just step into a back alley so he could "give you something"

right

Considering it was frisco, it was probably his dick.

Next game is tomorrow at 4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

Holy Shit Casilla is back!

What a gutsy 1-2-3 9th inning! He has lights out shit!