/nba/ - Wew Kobe Edition

Do the MATH fatfuck. You eat a lot of food but no brain food?

>ib4 50 replies by Harry saying Not again and shit

Apologize

Absolute classic shitpost from Clips4lyfe, yet somehow naive newfriends will take the bait and respond to it 100% seriously.

Well it was confirmed by Kobe himself last thread that Kawhi is Shaq's estranged biological son. Man the lore is getting deep.

Shouldn't you be stuffing your face right around that time? It's really irrelevant what timezone it is when you're just going to stuff your fat fuck face until you puke.

What the fuck

What the fuckkkkk

what the hell?

claim a fantasy team if you havent

>it's a clips thread

oh fuck

Please don't give the two Glen Davis gifs any more (you)s please Harry

ITS HAPPENING

Oh hai there lardass4lyfe.

Also got a good laugh when I heard that Simmon's foot is now ded.

I come to /nba/ to chill and talk about basketball not to sit down with a pen and pad and do long division....

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Fucking this

>this dumbass that's never seen a proxy post two images at the same time

Probably the samefag and just replying to his own post.

I posted the one below its just harry taking shit unnecessarily to the next level

if you posted the one below, it means he posted his first and you are taking it unnecessarily to the next level.

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i post the first one, its just a really weird coincidence. i think the first couple responses were real and then harrayy81 samefagged the last few
theyre literally 9 seconds apart

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black bull

white wife

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>playing 2K at friend's house, pause to use the bathroom
>his uncle's GF who also lives there opens the door while I am peeing, sees me with my dick out
>she pauses for like 2 seconds to look at my dick before closing the door

should I tell my friend?

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>I posted the one below
now you want to say
>i post the first one

which one is it? you're getting caught tripping over your own lies.

Saw this in the other thread stop reposting.

you're talking to two different people retard

Harry pls

>2 replies trying to clear your name so that anons can get off your trail and webs of lies

interesting. funny how two ppl can take screenshots at the same time.

I saw one you faggots posting a Wew Kobe image on Cred Forums. Keep this shit on /nba/ and /po/.

>LeBron, we've heard rumors about Kevin Love being traded. Is this true?

>mfw out all day and come home to news Simmons is hurt

Are we cursed?

i really hope KG comes to the Cavs, imagine TT getting defensive lessons from KG? wew lads

Okay your baiting.

Will D'Angeleo Russell have a bounce back season or will he continue to regress? Please no Laker fans replies

you genuinely need help

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>tfw it was me and I just needed a pic of someone screaming and kobe was the perfect pic
I didn't think someone would be this autistic and care that much to screenshot it.

nice photoshop did hinkie teach u that

@71586899
See, I told you he was here and was proxy spamming/same fagging.

Screenshot? I only linked.

@71586899
u wont get a (you) outta me

My bad fampai linked then.
but still why?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67478963/#67482220

i have autism, i won't deny it

nice inspect element did canada oc guy teach u that

join the other thread

this is the thread

the other other thread.

Yo that wasn't me. This guy is pretending to be me.Ignore him.

I suspected that desu thats kinda odd to out yourself man.

clops i send you an offer.

>this thread

I'm going to bed.

G'night. Unless you're asian. Fuck asians.

>Late-night /nba/ general
What kind of autism is this?

>also my dick has cracks in it
Christ user how many times do you beat your meat a day?!

>you can't hide on the fantasy league forever

2-3, i go dry though and i'm not circumcised

might have to go to a doctor desu

>uncircumcised
That kinda explains it. Your pretty much grinding your dick up. You can only go dry if your circumcised. I normally go dry, because I've tried with lube but it ruins the orgasm.

im hungry mayne

@71587230

do not give this man (you)s!

I didn't even know senpai, my pops is cut so he never taught me shit aside from telling me to clean it, good looking out

Are we still getting a prize for the fantasy league?

that's a solid trade, depends on how Al does this season

i want some cheeseburgers and milkshake mayne

Commish here, I really don't know...the only way for it to be 100% anonymous would be a visa gift card or something
Those don't work international though and they don't work on Aliexpress (but they do work on ebay, which has many of the same sellers)
Mailing something is going to be impossible without giving up your address, which I know people dont want to do

sent you a trade honeynut

im lactose intolerant live right next to in n out, wish i could have a chocolate shake desu

Do I really have to wait for the 5th to get the trade passed.

Also is the user with Randle really going to never trade him?

Ahhhhhh, FUCK!!!! Why are we so cursed? Let my fucking Sixers have a healthy squad for once. I hate feet, why are they always breaking? Thank god for Wentz and the Eagles, I swear if Wentz breaks his foot I'm going to kill myself.

get the noose ready

Only takes two days for the offer to remain and if the person you're requesting a trade with approves it then the trade is immediate.

Dude, you just fucking jinxed it.

It was still showing the trade deadline when i just accepted it. now its showing tomorrow.

>Also is the user with Randle really going to never trade him?
never....

what about D'Angello Russel?

is this Kneesbrah? good on you Kneesbrah, u look good senpai

wew Kneesbrah

is bully ball user in the fantasy league?

gif related....try trading for Ingram or luol deng, but idk senpai the luol deng guy could be inactive. Mozgov still out there. even calderon.

i dont think so, i was hoping he did cause a lot of the regulars are signed up.

twitter.com/FredKatz/status/781899254054858753
Steven Adams now has a three-point shot with a quick release.
>OH SHIT!

DRAYMEME SHITTING HIS PANTS

i think something happened in the last fantasy draft but im not sure what

I hope y'all are ready to get shit on this year by the green team, because it's happening.

good luck with jaylan brown hahahahahaha

he's looking pretty good. Timberwolves have a bright future ahead of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=51ZV_2Wbb8Q

o shit, Dunn confirmed goat

>implying
Jaylen Brown is gonna shit on the lakers along with the rest of 'em.

>celticucks think they can actually compete with Showtime 2.0

Jaylen is going to get bullied into the shadow realm by Julius

I hope Bender gets some burn on Sunday, he's the one guy I'm considering dropping, I need a good rebounder and unless he's Porgie lite, I'm not sure if I can keep him on

>He thinks his team is tough because they can pick on a rookie
Jaylen is literally going to get 5-10 minutes a game at best. We're looking at a 55-60 win team. The fakers can't even compete.

>We're looking at a 55-60 win team

You don't deserve my (you)

>tfw Celtics could have gotten Durant
>didn't

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so another year of tanking for the sixers?

Who is Shaq dunkin on?

>wake up
>Ben Simmons dead
Ahahahhahahahahhahahahabab the process was a complete busy hahahhahahahhahaha all injury and bust

bosh to spurs how bout it

hinkie totally BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lakers win! thank you based ingrown

Oh fuggg Tomas satoransky is fucking goat I'm so excited

Him and oubre are gonna be so entertaining

literary who?

casual reminder i told yall

>you will never sniff her freshly shaved armpits

I'm just gonna kill myself I can't stand this hell any longer

Whoops

is milana "our gal"???

how the fuck is it October

Of course, that's why she's always off limits during waifu drafts

>mfw i did not allow her to be drafted because Canada already won her in the Raptors/Lakers feud
nice draft you got there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Career ending injury when?

when your mom bites his dick

if my dick is bigger than draymond's it's definitely bigger than curry's

ask his mom

Last 2 numbers of my post is how many points >wew Kobe aka Beast Brook is going to score per game.

things nobody cares about: the post

it's the same faggot Canadian that forces memes that all the 18 year olds here eat up

you mean like john wall forced meme guy
and westshit/kobr forced meme guy? literally 3 guys derail these threads all day long

yeah and then you have the problem of the omnipresent hapa piggy

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heyy im back

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if hinkie teaches Photoshop why does his OC look like a shitty preschool ad?

what ever happened to gomeds?

is go wiz back yet?

why does the dlo face look disgusted

This pic angers me. How dare he touch her. Bet he's not even thinking of sniffing milana's ass, or has fapped to her pics at least 20 times. His ashes need to be flushed down the toilet for this transgression.

I think he gets a few more assists a game and his percentage has a nice jump. Ingram isn't amazing but he's a good enough scorer that he'll have an actual go to guy for points when shit breaks down and free up some spacing

>137 posts
>10 harry proxies
>22 posters

Sup Go wiz

Is it worth returning yet or is it still shitty here Brocket

Also
>naming yourself after another trip
why?

it's in honor of go wiz, so that we may never forget him sorry if you took it the wrong way

and i think its worth returning, it seems pretty barren and dead, i think harry left

Join the Official /nba/ General Auction League

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Password: wew kobe

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You can't fucking subtract 3?

Cool
I will be here for the games tonight, expect lots of webms

Haven't been to this general in a long time. The Cockshits are still the most hated team, right? Please tell me they are

Nope. Warriors for obvious reasons.

They never were familia
Harden is /ourguy/, he even posted a pic here, still Warriors I guess (haven't been here for a couple of weeks too)

Nah, the Memeiors will forever have that mantle

telegram.me/joinchat/CHcsPAoZUXSjqTDruWdizA

I created a group telegram, let's talk shit about the best basketball league.

Harden is a fucking flopping chucking dribbling whining faggot and the person posting those pics got exposed for posting screenshots from a tour of the Rockets facilities. The fact you don't know this is disturbing and your lack or lore knowledge borders on newfag territory.

>Harden our guy
>not MKG

>Gilchrist's father died August 11, 1996 from multiple gunshot wounds. He watches the movie The Lion King once a week because he watched it almost every day with his father until he was three years old. Gilchrist committed to Kentucky on April 14, 2010, which would have been his father's 44th birthday.

>Kidd-Gilchrist suffers from stuttering. Due to his stutter, he has developed an anxiety in front of media, although he has made tremendous strides in overcoming his condition.

Our guy is Westgod

Thoughts?

@71597029
Nice bait

Get rid of Cuban, it should only be basketball players. Make it someone like Westbrook.

>any memeiors player
>good

Simmons was so shook to face Boston Tues. he got injured

>going against the grain of reality that the based dubbies are based with based athletes on their roster and that theres a high percentage chance they may win it all again

Steph Curry is literally the epitome of professional though.

kevin "backstabber" durant.

Fuck No.

Also fuck you cuban is a fag.

is the warrior raptor game going to be televised?

Nuggets.

le I have two moms so I'm a bitch ass nigga man

Nuggets.

MY RAPZ GONNA SHIT ON GS TODAY
RBL WE IN THE GAME
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK

Nuggest finna get that 8th seed and BTFO meme state

>"Absolutely, 100 percent [he's like a young Marc Gasol]," World Peace said. "A little bit better looking, that's the only difference. Marc, he's handsome, but this guy, he's very good looking.

How much pussy do you think this sly mother fucker will get in Los Angeles?

Remember Sasha Vujacic banged Maria Sharopova.

>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK

I haven't heard that in a long time and I'm happy to hear it again

Yeah on NBA Tv

For some reason I feel like the Knicks are going to be a solid team

international bros?

Anyone found a way to stop nba.com from redirecting to the shitty local version of the site?

I have been a fan of bbc for a while, but I've only been able to enjoy it twice. For me it's been all about giving the black man what he deserves, to see the white man taken down a peg and have himself elevated.

Both times, I loved thinking about my racist ass family (going back generations) and what they would think if they knew their son/grandson would be on his knees with his lips wrapped around a black man's cock.

Even more so, if they knew their white male relation spread his legs for a black man. I come from anal stimulation quite easily, and I wish my racist dad and grandpa knew that two black men had given me an anal orgasm while I lay on my back like a woman and begged them to fuck me harder.

How hard are the raptors gonna beat dat azz? Small ball team with no depth? Not a chance! JV double double before the end of the first quarter t bh

use nba.com

Are you being redirected to nba.sporx.com? If so, the last option from the menu at the top ("Set Default Edition") should let you pick which edition (local / parent site) you'd like to use by default.

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sorry, brainfart. use nba.ca

>newfag
>no lore
>can't detect my weak b8
>doesn't recognize me
>calls me a newfag
lmao

>doesn't recognize me
not the guy you're talking to but....

we recognize you...you cant slip anything past me jew.

Symbolic af

KD is still winnign ROTY though
>b2b2b

You're supposed to have a "Set Default Location" option.
If not, you could probably hack a simple greasemonkey script in a couple of minutes to redirect you

What is this supposed to be?

>acting like he doesn't know

not going to fall for the oldest jew trick in the book. You're getting exposed and you're in full damage control.
I'll be watching Adam Silver very closely this season. Shalom faggot

Demanded a trade to the Wizards as a lockdown defender sf

Regret it tbqh nobody except beal can hit 3s

set default

Has Greece been here lately?

set default isn't working

even if i chose region it redirects to the Turkish page.

Son of a bitch you have you click on the NBA.com button, not refresh the page or entering NBA.com on your browser. What stupid piece of coding.

Who you got: Raptors or Dubs?

Why wouldn't it be?

i got raps by 10
>inb4 memes fans say "i-its only preseason"

Oh god I hope the Rapties don't get destroyed

pls respond

>i think harry left

It really is preseason tho. No one is playing full minutes.

The epitome of a professional fraud and choker. Yes.

i got the raps team beating the memes team, idc who gets the bulk of the minutes. i want them to lose as a team. an injury to any one of the warriors would sweeten the deal.

>giving a shit about preseason

Get ready to see bench scrubs play big minutes and infinite rotations and lineups with 0 effort from any starters.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

WARRIORS HAVE NO BENCH SO THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY THEIR STARTERS BIG MINUTES HHHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK THE WARRRIORSS HAHAHAHAH

What does this mean lads?

It's Steven Adams on the left of Bryant

Either you're completely new to basketball (newfag get the fuck out), or you've gone full retard.
I think both.

>Warriors about to begin a 5 title dyanasty
>/nba/ scared as fuck
lmao /nba/ in for a long year of assmad, no amount of memeing will change that

NBA 2k18 for NX?

Except that bench players are very important in the regular season.

/nba/ already making excuses
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mfw Nintendo has aligned itself with Westgod to insure he is never shook
>mfw Wall will NEVER beat Westgod ever again and is eternally shook

Damn, this is fucking sad. John just needs to get rid of that PlayStation and apologize.

And starters are even more important you fucking newfag.

Every single one of you should already know this shit. The fact you don't shows you're a newfag and this is your first preseason.

They're both important you faglordz

you need to leave. i bet you're that one underage cucktics fan.

I hope you know you're replying to two different people you cuck.

REMINDER!

Nuclear powell, SIAKAM and potlel are going to run a train on the warriors

going to McDonalds u lads want something?

repeating digits gets my free free with purchase iof mchicken coupon

go raps, we the 2nddd rounnddddd!!!

get something healthy, make uncle drew proud you fat fuck

I'm pretty fit and I eat McDonalds every now and then. Fuck off you britbong twink

THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA

We memed too hard lads

that's a nice healthy mindset bruh, i approve

i had some real good iskender kebap earlier, lit af

Ill take a big mac with a diet coke

Really, you can eat whatever the fuck you want as long as you get adequate exercise, obviously not excessive junk food all the time.

yeah i agree, i swim, cycle, lift three times a week and i eat whatever the fuck i want without being a sissy about calories. granted i don't even enjoy junk food, but when i get a buy one get one free big mac coupon i fucking stuff my face with big macs until they kick me out of the place

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>my fw when Curry breaks his ankle
>mfw when Koward Durrcan't fractures his foot again and misses 30 games

lakers dodging bullets left and right.

>implying the hawks would do anything

>Koward Durrcan't
forced: the post

ikr, we all know it's kuckin durbeta

That's what im sayin

Buttmad: the post

>the hawks

Are you retarded?

Harry: Exposed 2 electric boogaloo

i'm watching my first esports stream ever. can't wrap my head around this stuff filling stadiums. fucking nerds.

Curry
Thompson
Durant
Green
Pachulia
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Iguodala
Livingston
D West
Varejao
McCaw

That's not a lot of depth at all. Like, getting Durant was seen as insurance for an injury, but if Durant or Curry gets injured they are quite thin.

stick around boys and witness the Warriors scoring 150pt avg a game. Warriors are like the Beatles except black and have big dicks

It's a fucking cancer. People who grow up looking forward to watching random people play games instead of actually playing the games.

why is she always covering the cavs

ive seen better looking traps

I watch it, but only 1 team. During the regular season thats like 1-2 hours per week. I don't even play the game, but I used to like 2-3 years ago.

Game starts soon, just thought id get us back into the habit of making game threads.

go

go

are they real???

gotta agree with you my anime loving friend, i played cal back in the days of cs:source and it's weird to me that people will pay to watch other play games

then again i dont understand unboxing videos on youtube either

fake or push-up. gotta be.

PG13 = Lebron that can shoot 3s

it starts at 7pm ET. What are you talking about?

She's 28, they sag and it's a pushup

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it's a new generation and i honestly feel kinda disoriented and old now. i'm still a solo player. /vr/ represent

>you will never go to an Indians game with LeBron and JR

This life is so damn cruel.

>that fucking philly-LA game
is D'Angelo good?

youtube.com/watch?v=IdlXNgNInww

>Summer league

I'm not sold on him yet but yes he does have that clutch factor Kobe, Dame and others have

I think he isn't as immature as the media makes him out to be, but he reminds me of a young Nick Van Exel with the way he acts and talks sometimes.

Warriors vs Raptors streaming: youtube.com/watch?v=uLa7RsvzQKk

Lakers picked the wrong player
wrong

>7 total rebounds
>6'11"

into the trash it goes

>PG
>only 3 assists

Damn that's sad.

>outscoring Lebron as a rookie is wrong on /nba/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nigga he played with kobe in his last season what did you expect?

last year was literally "pass to kobe and stand around while he does some stupid shit"
I think every one of the other Lakers will be much much better with him off the court.
Jah is pretty good I guess but I think the Lakers wanted to build around backcourt since that seems to be the NBA meta atm. They can always pick up one of philly's 20,000 big men if they want to get rid of jordan clarkson or something.

>snitchy D is now an official nickname

so i guess yours would be

Brushy T?

NOT AGAIN

LMAO

Just noticed that.

It's shopped. Just checked basketball reference myself. A shame, I thought it was pretty lulzy also.

damn even i had to laugh at that

here we go again

someone stop this man

I'd go with that desu, I'll see if I can get my friends I play with to use it

HOW CAN WE COMPETE?

im limiting the times you guys can force the uk dentistry meme. 80 samefag posts is a bit much

Are you a janny

no i just made /nba/ great again

you're limiting a dank meme but can't even ban a ban evading spammer. wew kobe.

I never got higher than 71

OH FUCK

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>that post number

no way

WEW LAD

NOT AGAIN

Brazil can NEVER post here again

>274 posts
>54 posters

>some guy has samefagged over 3/4 of the posts

which one of you was it?

not me. i just post basketball-related content.

Fucking hell. Checked.

Is kek a lakers fan? Please say it ain't so.

GAME IS ALMOST STARTING

GET IN THE GAME THREAD

>go to "game thread"
>read the first 20 posts
>pure autism
>close thread

STAY MAD PUNK

WE OUTCHEA

Look at the poster count, lmao. 30 posts done by 6 people. Some major samefagging autismtry in there.

Samefagging is when you reply to yourself as if a different person.

The fact you don't know this shows you're a fucking newfag.

Kys or lurk more.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wew that thread is truly pathetic i think ill stay here desu

HOLY FUCK

Wew

LGTSS

>Koward Durrcan't

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what does ledlow do for fun

her job

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4BL8c97O-U

First half felt like they were fucking around.
Second half feels like a real game.
Basketball is back baby

I would fuck the shit out of

Me too. Then again, I'd fuck that shit out of most people

>steph curry with the shot boi

fucking dropped

KD is a chaotic evil. His move shifted the entire NBA infrastructure. The cap increase went down because of it, teams traded their best to decent teams to create a coalition of teams that can beat GSW, GSW gutted their bench, the balance of parity is now in question.

That is an evil beyond discord.

Is there an /nba/ discord?

Is Fred VanVleet elite?

@71600973
>/nba/ already making excuses
@71603098
>stick around boys and witness the Warriors scoring 150pt avg a game.

What did he mean by this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>this warriors bench

they're fucking awful lmfao

breh it's the first game of the season. gotta size everyone up around mid season, that's when shit gets real

>breh it's the first game of the season. gotta size everyone up around mid season, that's when shit gets real

*le tip*

Nah, that bench is fucking awful.

Patrick McCaw baby. Love this guy

>Lead cut down to 4 thanks to McCaw

They just got put together this off season compared to teams that haven't changed much. Also, it's 1 game. If they continue to suck, then yeah they suck

Yeah man I see Livingston, Iggy, and David West out there playing like shit in the 4th quarter. You realize both teams brought like ~20 guys to this game?

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Why are you in damage control? Is Steve Kerr paying you to be some PR guy on Cred Forums?

It's shit.

Get over it.

>judging a team from the first game of a preseason

david west is fucking garbage

>t-the bench isn't terrible x(

faggot

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You're being retarded because Kerr will never go down past McCaw or Clark on the bench. They won't have the best bench but they'll be 8-9 man deep and will always have one of the big 4 playing with the second unit.

here

Invite: discord.gg/pVcVRuN

don't @ me again you twink faggot

>raptors beat the "most dominant team of all time"
>not a peep from /nba/

Kek typical

>They won't have the best bench but they'll be 8-9 man deep and will always have one of the big 4 playing with the second unit.

what is delusion alex

>they'll be 8-9 man deep
LMAO

>implying they can hanlde that against the top teams and won't press all 4

Also

>big 4

Choke Curry? Big?
Durrbeta? Big?
Apemond? BIG?
FUCKING SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE? BIG? Okay, that house is pretty big I'll give you that.

I miss this so much. /nba/ is back in tip top form.

Thank you Canada.

did you also stop respecting draymond when you saw your dick was bigger than his

WARRIORRRSSS SUPPER TEAM !?!?!?
0-1
0-1

ahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahaha

damn so I guess the Spurs are winning it all now desu

>19 minutes
>2/9
>9 points

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So where the FUCK are all the Raptors haters now huh? We just beat the shit out of the Warriors. We finished the job that LeBron started. Don't even mention Durant because that scrub was a straight up role player on Westbrook's team anyways. The Warriors will never amount to shit after this franchise destroying loss. Might as well stick a fork in them because they're already DONE. Guess what? No really, take a guess. That's right, Kyle Lowry is going to be MVP, DeRozan is going to be Finals MVP, Siakam is going to win ROTY and Bruno Caboclo is going to win the Team Mate of the year. Drake already dropped the hottest album of all time but he will top it with Views From The NBA Finals when we win our championship this year.

Get fucked rest of the NBA (except Lakers and Bulls)

>his dick big

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE GOT A DICKLET HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chiklet from Oak Park? That you

>Warriors
>winning

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>150 POINTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>/nba/
>wrong

>you
>right

PICK NONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LGTSS:

>Warriors

R B L
B
L
WE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK

LITERALLY

LIT-ER-AL-LY

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

PURE
UNADALTERATED

POTTERY

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>JAVALE MCGEE WAS YOUR MOST SOLID BENCH PLAYER

>GETTING OUT PLAYED BY POTLEL AND PASCAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>this reading comprehension

are you drunk? high? retarted?

WHERE ARE YOU? HUH?? WHERE ARE YOU??? AHAHAHHAHAAH I DON'T SEE WARRIORS SPAMMING? WHERE ARE YOU? YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER? WAITING TILL THE MEMES PULL A WIN OUT OF THEIR ASS TO COME BACK LIKE THE COWARD YOU ARE? AHAHAHHAHAHAA

>0-1 ADVANCED STATS
>0-1 ADVANCED STATS
>0-1 ADVANCED STATS
>0-1 ADVANCED STATS

^SPAM THIS FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAH

>people made fun of the warriors during the post season because regular season doesn't mean dick
>now people are making fun of warriors during pre-season

LOL

THE NEXT HAKEEM

>Raptors celebrating
>They forgot that the Cavs exist
>Implying they'll ever make it to the finals as long as Lebron stays in the east

Can someone please remind me what the Warriors win loss record is right now?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOT????????????????????????????/

DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN CURRY IN THE FINALS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN DRAYMOND IN GAME 6
DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN THE CARTILAGE IN CURRY'S ANKLES

DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN YOUR DAD FROM YOUR MOM

DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN THAT 3-1 LEAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

75-7

16-0

>there are people ITT who doubted the power of RBL

ahahahahaha stay shook warrior cucks

they have the same win percentage as about 25+ other NBA teams currently.

>0-1

LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMALAM

THANK YOU BASED RBL

YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH KOBE

vanvleet
crawford
nuclear powell
SIAKAM
potlel
the future is bright(JV is only 24)

>Warriors lose
>check /nba/

Curry spammer literally abducted by aliens and nowhere to be seen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHERE IS HE GUYS!?!? I DON'T SEE HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MAYBE THIS RARE CURRY WILL LURE HIM BACK AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA.

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IN THE WORLD IS HE? WHERE ARE YO LARRY?

REPLACE THE H WITH A BIG FAT L AHAHAHA
LARRY WHERE ARE YOU !?!?!? AHAHAH

WARRIORS BTFO

WARRIORS BTFO

WARRIORS BTFO

WARRIORS BTFO

>the shitty of Koward Durrcan't

>the absolutely ass ravaged shitty of the gay area

HE POPPED HIS HEAD IN WHEN MCKEK BROUGHT THEM WITHIN 2! AHAHAH WHERE IS HE? I DONT SEE HIM. YOU HERE? LARRY?

LARRY-KUN? NOTICE ME SENPAI HAAHAHAH

WARRIORS ON THEIR WAY TO BEAT THEIR OWN RECORD?

>REPLACE THE H WITH A BIG FAT L AHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT

BTFO

COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

kekk

I'M LOOKING FOR A LOST CHILD

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE'S 5'5, ASIAN, AND LIVES IN OAK PARK CALIFORNIA

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HIS NICKNAME IS PIGGY AND HE'S PRONE TO DISAPPEARING IN BIG MOMENTS

HE'S ALSO PRONE TO CHOKING SO PLEASE HURRY! HE MAY BE DYING AS WE SPEAK!!!!

WHERE YOU AT HARRY?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT IS HARRY'S STATUS BOYS?

WHERE ARE YOU???

Is my ESPN app acting up? Warriors won, right?

SOMEBODY GET RBL FORENSICS, WE HAVE A MISSING CHILD ON OUR HANDS

hinkie wins again stay shook Harrison

>/nba/ right again

>Larry still taking L's

OH ME OH MY

WAAARRIORRRRSS COMMME OUTT TOO PLAAAAYYY-EEE-AAYYYYYYY!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No, I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

AYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE THAT NIGGA HAROLD AT?

DID HE DISAPPEAR LIKE HIS IDOL AGAIN?????

AYY LMOA

I hurt myself today, to see if i could feel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>RBL proving once again who runs this

And don't you even forget for a fucking second.

>absolutely no one giving a shit about the Mavs Pelicans game

>>absolutely no one giving a shit about the Mavs Pelicans game

Buddy played well desu, he's the real deal

The WARRIORS will win 80 games this season with CurrGOD and Durrantula.

youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

>'Cause you had a bad day
>You're taking one down
>You sing a sad song just to turn it around
>You say you don't know
>You tell me don't lie
>You work at a smile and you go for a ride
>You had a bad day
>The camera don't lie
>You're coming back down and you really don't mind
>You had a bad day
>You had a bad day

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WARRIORS 0-1
WHERE ARE YOU LARRY-KUN? I WANT TO SEE THOSE CURRY PICTURES AHAHAHAHAH LARRY-KUN!!?!? WHERE ARE YOU IM WORRIED! DO I HAVE TO PUT CHILDT RACKER ON YOUR IPAD? AHAHAH

SUPER TEAM LARRY-KUN?!?! B-BUT THEY;RE 0-1 THATS NOT A SOOPER TEAM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BECOME A CABALIERS FANS AND LEAVE LIKE KEVIN DID AHAHAHHA

>Seth Curry outplayed Steph Curry
>Harrison Barnes outplayed Kevin Durant

wew lads

>get banned from /r/warriors for saying the Warriors look like they are going to collapse again

What a bunch of petty fucks

>unironically going on leddit

/nba/ confirmed for shittiest posters

>mfw every crowd starts booing Durant
>Durant can't take the pressure
>retires without a ring and lives out the rest of his days in a cabin in Montana where nobody can say mean things to him anymore

I missed the game, can someone tell me what happened?

>unironically posting a bieber reaction image

Warriors got SYRUPED

I go to /r/nba all the time to steal news headlines... Just stay away from the comments

>leader in points
>without any free throws
>8/12
>3/6 3PT

Damn, I told you this guy was going to be ROTY.

>leddit user cant handle the image bants

typical

heres a more friendly meme for m'ledditor

PURE POTTERY

>post yfw the Thunder sweep the Memeiors in the 2nd round and Westgod averages 35/15/10

>Durrbeta deletes his twitter afterwards like the soft bitch he is

>yfw the Warriors don't even make the playoffs.

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHERE ARE THE WARRIORS FANS @? WE'RE GOING 82-0 RIGHT? OH WAIT, WE'RE 0-1 AHHAH

Did you just @ me?

Right here. When did preseason start to matter?

Preseason don't mean a damn thing once we get our ring.

BEST DAY EVER!!!!

> Sat, Oct 1

>Ben Simmons (foot) does have a Jones fracture in his right foot, according to Keith Pompey of Philly.com.

>The three-month timeline made this the likely diagnosis. Considering how the 76ers aren't in the playoff hunt and how there is about a seven percent re-fracture rate on Jonas fractures, it might make sense to sit Simmons for even longer than three months.

>WARRIORS LOST 0-1
>DURBETA LITERALLY DID NOTHING BUT CHERRY PICK FOR HIS POINTS hhahahahaha

i can die happy lol

WarriGODs will beat your shit team.

Hield is going to be better than Memen Curry

0-1 pussy nigger

WARRIORS!?!?

MORE LIKE WARRIO-1'S AHAHAHAHAH

GOLDEN STATE?
MORE LIKE GO-1DEN STATE AHAHH

it's just an excuse for them to tank for next year's draft to get one of the two point guards going first.

OH SHIT
OH SHIT GUYS

SHIT I LOST, BETTER GO TO THE TEAM THAT BEAT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

BEST DAY EVER!

B T F O
T
F
O

Reminder the Warriors going 0-1 in the preseason is like winning the championship for /nba/

You going to try and ignore you said this?

Talk shit get hit bitch.

Curryspammer is like a Trumpfag, he doesn't believe he has to make any sense or be held responsible for anything he ever says. When called out on his bullshit he obfuscates.

>Reminder the Warriors going 0-1 in the preseason is like winning the championship for /nba/

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>be a non-warriors fan
>spam cross postings from false flaggers
>spam anti Curry memes
>ignore facts
>ignore stats
>ignore that the top 3 players in the world are on one team
>propose that Harrison "mediocre" Barnes has a 'great' game, despite putting up less than 10 points
>literally drive yourself mentally insane to try and dissent against the accepted fact of the Warriors and Curry being the best in the world

Why is /nba/ so fucking pathetic?

>he wasnt here when the memeriors got btfo in finals
It was nothing like this

ALL THIS MAD

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED FAGGOT

>thinking we like Drumpf in the Bay

How many brain cells do you have? I'm voting for Hillary moron, oh, and I will be doing so in my customized retro Curry jersey

>got btfo

Hmm, losing in game 7 on a literal prayer shot from Kyrie is getting btfo. I see. Let me guess, Cockshits fan? Spurdora fan?

Clips your pattern is so obvious come on lad come on

>>ignore that the top 3 players in the world are on one team

Let me count.

>LeGod
Check
>Young God
Check
>K-Love 3:16 the 3 point lockdown master
Check.

Well they were up 3-1 prior to said game 7 also legod was legod.

>ignore facts

Like the fact the Warriors were up 3-1 in the finals and somehow still found a way to lose?

CHANGE THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO TO ME LAUGHING AT LARRY AND HIS STUPID TEAM AHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=aFfPWU1Fzvk

O-1
0-1
O-1
0-1

AHAH LARRY-KUN!!

Right, and what happened the year before that? Selective memory, moron?

You mean the year Kyrie and Love were hurt?

Ah, yes, injuries. Did you forget that Bogut was injured last year? So can I use that excuse?

Are you just a rogue Drumpf poster messing with us here in /nba/? Cockshits apologist?

youtube.com/watch?v=L49VXZwfup8

>Harrison having a mental breakdown from the ass wreckage and trying to forget all the pain and sorrow with his selective memory due to his deranged brain

O I AM LAFFIN

Reminder that Durant has a bitch mentality and will crack under the hate he receives from every road game this year.

>actually giving Harrayy81 (You)'s
just mock him and move on don't try to reason with him

IF YOU WANNA BE THE MAN

YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN

Bogus being injured is comparable to kyrie being injured alone

WOOO

>get reverse sweep
>not btfo
kys

Kevin Durant is the second best offensive basketball player on the planet (behind Steph). Your childish drivel about 'bitch mentality' is nothing more than a sophomoric Twitter user. The Warriors will win at least 70 games. And will undoubtedly be in the Finals again. But hey, if that makes you mad, I guess I can't blame you.

Comparing bogut to love and kyrie? What's wrong with you?

DID THEY REALLY EXPECT CURRY TO BE THE SAME AS LAST SEASON? AHAHAHAHAH DUDE WAS TOO BUSY DOING NICKELODEON SHOWS AND GETTING GOOZED OR WHATEVER THEY FUCKING CALL IT INSTEAD OF WORKING ON HIS GAME AHAHAH, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIM NOW ITS OVER!!

DID U SEE DURBETA? TURN OVER MACHINE, NO BUCKETS, BITCH LANKLET HAHAHAAH

DRAYMOND GAY? LOL I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE WAS PLAYING AHAH HE SHOULDA KICKED DEROZAN IN THE NUTS OR SOMETHING HAHAHAH

KLAY WAS THE ONLY ONE MAKING SHOTS!

BENCH PLAY? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>second best offensive player
>Not LeBron
>Curry first
>Not lebron

>Kevin Durant is the second best offensive basketball player on the planet (behind Steph)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Kevin Durant is the second best offensive basketball player on the planet (behind Steph)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST

>Kevin Durant is the second best offensive basketball player on the planet (behind Steph)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK

>LeBron
Is bully ball lay up offense a thing now?

See above

Childish "memeing". I only talk to serious basketball minds.

So besides warrior fag retardation this season will be one sided as Kevin Durant gets cucked and legod saves basketball. We kobe

I hope that the NBA finals end up being Knicks vs. Spurs this year. Would be so awesome.

No but it's better than bricking threes

>I hope that the NBA finals end up being Knicks vs. Spurs this year. Would be so awesome.

Wew*

>bricking threes

Are we ignoring that Steph has the most efficient 3 point shot of all time, especially when you factor in volume? And it's not even close.

>mfw people are actually not guranateeing that the spurs are going to win the 2017 NBA championship league series

POST IT ALL M80'S

Implying i meant curry . Durant is a liability.

this should be a pasta desu

So will Thompson bail curry out in the playoffs again I say yes

IDK IF IVE EVER HATE A PLAYER SOO MUCH IN MY LIFE AHHAHAAHAH

0-1 ADVANCED STATICTICS AAHAHAH

What the fuck happened to this general? I leave for a couple months and it's a cockroach nest in here

Today was a good day.

>Buddy Buckets leads the Pellies to the promised land
>Warriors and Durrbeta choke
>Harrison and his loud mouth got BTFO
>Sooners won one for da homa
>OSU beat Texass
>Louisville about to beat Clemson

God is great.

this was never funny though

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comfy af, saved

Why westbrook, bledsoe and booker? they look nothing like kobe

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>he doesnt know

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>Sam Hinkie had one sibling, who was seven years older. One morning, just weeks after the move, in the midst of his senior year of high school, Bill Hinkie picked up a 12-gauge shotgun, according to public records.

>Sam Hinkie declines to discuss his brother's death.

i went too deep into lore lads im sorry

>Hinkie's childhood friend, Kimberly Hampton, also was supremely motivated, intelligent and pioneering. As a college senior, she became only the second woman to serve as ROTC battalion commander at Presbyterian College, and went on to become an Army helicopter pilot.

>On Jan. 2, 2004, Hampton was killed in action in Iraq.

bros... ;-;

Where is he now? I can see him now sitting somewhere...alone...whispering to himself..

>"trust the process..."

>Hampton's fiance Will Braman had put aside money, through smart investments with Adobe, Google and Intel, among other companies, to pay for the couple's wedding once they both returned from Baghdad

>Through the tragedy, Sam and Will have remained good friends, with Braman having trumpet played at Sam and Alison's wedding

>tfw Hinkie learned Photoshop to honor his dead best friend

WE'RE GOING TOO DEEP GO BACK GO BACK

holy shit i had no idea

that's fucked up

Someone needs to update the scrolls.

what happened with AD? i know hes been injured a few times but everybody used to jerk off to him, calling him the future of the league and shit. hes still the same player putting up elite numbers when hes healthy.

i really blame myself for exposing Hinkie, i thought it was just an odd coincidence but i didn't realize i stumbled onto something big
im sorry Sam

everyone's moved on to KAT

AD is great, no doubt...it's just casuals jumping on the next big thing

im having fun playing nba2k17 vs the ai, but is it worth buying to play online?

no point unless you got friends to play with. my team is boring, and my park is just filled with people who buy VC.

this. he got fucked by injuries last season and missed the playoffs so casuals forgot about him. hes still a future GOAT, if he gets fucked up again this season then i'll start to doubt but for now i still think hes gonna be legendary

Straight from Larry's brother's Twitter

>my brother bout to have an aneurysm when @KDTrey5 missed that shot #strengthinnumbers

>being so fat that you have to wear a teeshirt instead of a jersey

people actually do this?? ahahahah, I thought those were for little kids

What a fat fuck. No wonder that bitch hates Uncle Drew.

saw pepsi max at the store the other day and tried it because of uncle drew, not that bad desu, might be better than diet dr pepper

>you will never be this close with your bros

youtube.com/watch?v=TM7fnAxyWrY

>tfw no bros

At least I have you guys....right?

this is the year where Russell Westbrook becomes the 2nd best player in the league

sure why not

dropping some rare Westbrooks

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>Philly keeps picking injured players.

Tanking for Ayton?

new thread for when this one maxes out

Sounds good senpai, I'll max this one out with my rare kobes

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Top kek

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My name is Sam

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I feel legit bad for Philly fans

WOAT post desu

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Wew kobe

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Kobe you so fine

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>Friendly reminder that the GOAT Lakers also went 0-1 en route to a 0-8 preseason and 0 ring season

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