OFFICIAL SWANSEA V LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD #1

how many do we win this by lads: 3 or 4? haha, we're gonna win the league

>mfw

the mighty reds la

Will they let it slip today lads?

Is Klopp going to dab when they win?

they gave city a hard time, so I wouldn't be surprised

>Liverpool vs Man City is Matchday 18

who here hyped?

Swansea are terrible.

0-5

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Last digit of this post predicts the final score.

this year different la

Liverpool 3-0 l/a/

>pundits and fans UNIRONICALLY tipping Liverpool for a title challenge

Swansea will win, all their players will magically have an amazing performance

and then in their next league game they'll lose to someone shit like Sunderland

who /abl/ here?

COME ON YOU REDS
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
JUSTICE FOR THE 96

sheeeeeeet

Is the Liverpool keeper going to get exposed lads

grabyo.com/g/v/GqmMtdgFLc2

What do you do lads

Chose between based HD quality acestream but definitely be behind spee when stuff happens?

or be up to date but have shitty quality stream?

Also

>the swashbucklers

>it's an Irish international speaks with an English accent episode

LIQUIDSTOOL

...

>0

Ok

i too have a mental illness

Also, the Swansea manager pretty much going to be sacked if they lose

>it's Burnley all over again

I don't watch the match at all and just shitpost.

I hope not, he has a bad game or makes a mistake everyone will be calling Mongolet back in goal

How do Liverpool fans feel about Leicester winning the PL before they did?

KARIUS YOU GIMP REEEEEEE

>van der Hoorn

congrats on the 3 pts Liverpoop

delete this
t. belgium

>tfw still get those nerves before we score

until we constantly win vs small teams I'll keep being worried

Acestream but don't look at spee during attacks

Hide these idiotic birthday hats on clover how?

h-haha time for an easy Swans victory ;_;

Honestly wouldn't give a shit if Liverpool did win the league now

We've got enough ammo from the slip season that it wouldn't bother me how much you fuckers shitposted.

also I like klopp

FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO

same

gosh lalana is slower than a glacier

ace where?

why put him on suicide watch? just let him off himself

Joking aside, it's a huge injustice

How do Dutchies feel about not qualifying for the Euros even though they extended it to let shit teams have a chance to do so?

my acestream is usually a good minute behind though, what if there's a goal outta no where?

>record breaking signing
>first played seven games into the season

lol

lallana's running technique is actually painful to watch

post yfw

do swansea still do the muh posession shite

lads

190cm might kill himself if they lose

Should have scored desu

Liverpool will get exposed like when they played Burnley

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

Watch the game instead of being on Cred Forums?

How many Premier League titles do Liverpool have again?

How do you miss there?

>not scoring that

"record breaking" doesn't mean shit anymore

>Borja
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What are you having for luncheon, lads?

cheers

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

>record signing

I feel like our FA is fucking pile of dumb pretentious idiots

fun fact: They admitted it was wrong to appoint Blind as a coach of the Netherlands the other day, even though he still has to do all the WC qualifications games :^)

Eighteen

>Poorja

what do you care, you're Scouse not English right :^)

>what are injuries

how the fuck did he miss that header

Zero

holy shit are liverpool the luckiest team in the world or what

why isn't Klaven playing the 9 role

lads what does bloodzeed even mean?

FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER FER

First refball of the day, offside that

andddd second refball of the day, Fer is offside too

>ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING >ITS FOOKING SLIPPING

Havn't had breakfast yet

but then i can't pretend I have buddies to watch the match with

what?

hahahahahahahahahahaa

TWAS FORETOLD

good luck with that one m8

fer just scored

LIVERPOOL CONFIRMED FOR SLIP

LEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY

>no offside

nice refball

leroy fer is such a fucking cunt

should still be banned for the foul on cahill and now he's scoring against my second team?
I hate this guy

EXPOSED
X
P
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Not even fucking surprised lads t b h

Wew lad

>it's a Liverpool players don't fucking run to track players episode

oh fuck off, this is just lazy

>le loose to shit teams team

German """""""""""keepers"""""""""""""

FERTOLD

"A good stream" in yiddish

>Liverpool
why

KEK

>LIVERLOSE

Classic Liverpoop

poopoo

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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NEVER YOUR YEAR

>It's a "Liverpool concede a needless goal from shit set pieces" episode

>second team
you brought this on yourself mate

Set posts to update after two minutes instead of one ?

WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH A STOOOOORM

>HE'S OFFSIDE LA ... FUCKING WHISKEY NOSE OWNS THE FA LA

yup, gonna be one of those years again.

It's a loose to a shit team episode

190kg returns in
3...
2...
1...

i pretend to be a liverpool fan because they make people butthurt. feels good man

>defend like 10 year olds
>striker misses it anyway

LUCKY AS FUCK

JUSTICE FOR SWANS

>conceding from set pieces
colour me shocked lads

That's what you get for benching Klavan

wtf is up with those professional teams unable to defend corners?

...

What is happening

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>THIS IS OUR YEAR LA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just end this non-existent title race already

>non-dabbing pogba

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This. As a Chelski fan I hate it when the nigger scores, even if its Liverpool

refball

BANG OUT OF ORDER YA M8!

>losing to 190kg

nah he takes the trip off during the 90 to make it seem like he's at the game

no era offside

came off Liverpool player

>Liverpool will never keep a clean sheet in your lifetime

Its over lads, city wins the title

>second team

Friendly reminder that Liverpool STILL haven't kept a clean sheet this season.

>if the liverpool player didn't touch the ball if would have been offside
>Liverpool shooting themselves in the foot again

will they ever learn?

it's been over since the start of the season m8

boombustcycle.jpg

Late United challenge, mark my words. Will be close.

>BRING BACK MIGNOLET

>tfw clover being retarded so have to use everychan instead

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

neither did any other team

LEAVE CITY UP TO ME

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

why is this so funny?

>win to Barcelona 12 - 0
>lose to Accrington Stanley 6 - 0

Being Lelersnoozen must be really tough

???

Third refball already kek

Liverpool throw that

haha what is liverpool a do

>Matip
>Karius

someone fell for the Bundesliga memes

gentle reminder Arsenal win the league this season desu

I only want Liverpool to win because Welsh teams should not be in the English league

matip sperg out webm pls

>go for a quick piss
>Lolerpool conceded a goal to soon to be relegated Swansea
perfect

I'm exaggerating a bit, but almost nobody's getting clean sheets these days.

>karious
to the bench with this idiiot

>being this retarded

Fourth refball, Firmino onside

How does one justify Firmino's hair?

This will never not be funny

if arse does win the league, would Wenger go to coach England?

SLIP ON
SLIPP ONNNNNNNNN
WITH DELUSION IN YOUR HEART
BECAUSE YOU'LL
NEVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR
SLIP ALONNNNNEEEEE

>it's a liverpool can't run episode
Why do I still support this team?

still annoyed by those damn sliding black advertisement dogs, who the fuck do they think they are

how do swansea manage to fuck it up and end up in a relegation battle each season?

Liverpool getting outplayed

Who /guidolin/ here

>71 5 91 2 80
>(80 - (91 - 71) * 8 / 5) * 2 = 96
>96

The sign of the Eternal Scouse Git

Cheer up you miserable sod

Karius is shit with his feet.

CUZ they're shit

Maybe if Italians weren't so obsessed with the Premier League it wouldn't be in such a shit state

>wayne "forget which team he plays for" routledge

>flukey corner offside head goal
>outplayed

Dr Pavel I'm S.W.A.N.S

Squat to win

>Karius
>doesn't Carry Us
why is this allowed

well spurs have only conceded 3 goals so yknow

>Karius is shit
agreed lad

baston means Kane in spanish, daily reminder that borja baston is the spanish harry kane

Lallana shaves his legs, the poof.

thought mignolet was playing lmao

They're getting destroyed in midfield.

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>Karius can't handle the Schwanz

>GET HIM OFF

>german goalkeeping

Did all Lallana just pussy out?

O R I G I

>leave city to play in centre at liverpool
>end up at left back

this will never not make me chuckle

>1 nil up against Liverpool
>this absolute silence

Maybe but I'm English you silly cunt

Hehe glad I didnt buy Lallana.

Will the gegenpress survive December?

>Sturridge ready to go

What now, 4-2-4?

Lallana is a permacrock. Get Sturridge on already so we can get rid of this liability

hope they don't sacked him

STURRIDGE HAT TRICK INCOMING

this does not ______ ____

They look lethargic and fatigued already

>1 nil up against Liverpool
>an achievement

Klopp seriously not giving based Origi any minutes after all he did for the team last year, disgusting

FOOKIN SLIP

FUCKIN a , ludicrous ball from siggy

fall over

do it for El la

fookin slope

coutinho will move into lallana's role I would think

Being ahead at home to Liverpool isn't much of a feat, why do people keep pushing this 'Liverpoo are a big club in modern times meme'. Arsenal literally decided to play their reserves against them on the opening day of the season, no one is scared of Liverpoo.

>going to Liverpool
>ever

I love Guidolin, best defensive coach in the league by a mile

swansea should be 3-0 up

>stream dead
for fucks' sake

>its a Liverpool can't keep consistency vs mid table clubs episode

Is it true that it's literally a pool of livers?

What is it with niggers and chains?

Dubs and sturridge knees explode

Five (5) refballs against Liverpool already

wew lad

that would actually be cool, reality is far worse.

>even in australishite this match is free to air
when will americucks admit defeat?

Niggers have always felt more comfortable in chains

>get paid way more than you're worth by clueless yanks
>fans will literally suck your dick for the first couple of months
>don't have to live in Livershit can have an amazing mansion in Chesire somewhere

Not really a bad deal

what is it with white people and ponies?

How fucking late?

Based SBS

edgy

edgy

>Ayew thought he was moving to a bigger club

What happened with lallana?

>transfer Lallana into my fantasy team
>he dies

Really makes you think desu senpai.

>tfw hate 190kg tripfag
>tfw hate liverslip

wat do

it reminds them of their tribal jewelry, it's comforting to them. remebmer, they are still jungle people

The joke. That's it.

ffs how did you miss

wew lads

A gold chain means they've been a very very good slave

I hate Hendermong lads

6 (six) refballs against Liverpool

offside Borja

ah yes another offside not called

how desperate is the pl for pep to win the league

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All EPL games are on NBC Sports idk what his deal is

as long as liverpool keep playing henderson and milner they will never win the league

That was shit

The ref's a taff

>Borshit

Its a working class thing not a colour thing. Working class white people are known and derided for gaudy jewelry as well.

Why do they like it? Its a status symbol 'look I made some money guys'.

>coutinho

You now remember all those handballs not given in the EL final

HOLY SHIT BORJA IS SHIT

>>>/reddit/

Imagine if Jordan Henderson was your club captain. Tragic.

>CUTINO

>it's scouse complaining reffball episode

>Its a working class thing not a colour thing

it's really not

>POOTINO

>>>/plebbit/

>liverpool are going to stop pep

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA leave it to Jose and Wenger you nonce

never our fault, la

>Wenger

>arsefags unironically believe this

>

>Jose
hahahahaha, really

>Jose

>grown adults are still fascinated by the fact that weather occurs

so few players of note that they made milner captain after something like two games lel

>what ever you do, don't pass to Sturridge

>tfw 190 cm isn't posting because he's officiating this game

FUCKING REFBALL

Ahh Liverpool..... never change

>typing knicker on an anonymous board makes you a male

it just makes you look angry and repressed

FUCK OFF RETARD

>José
I have bad news

meme all you want but Wenger has a decent record against pep teams.

>mane kicked 9 different times by 7 different players in th penalty area
>no foul lol!
tired of this bias

>it takes 5 men to take the ball from Mane

DAS IT

>These officials

Wenger's got the best record against pep

>mouyes

>Jose

Liverpool being dirty as fuck. Hope hendork sees red

>Jose and Wenger

>Mouyes
>Wonga

that old geezer rising up in the middle is hilarious

It really is you fucking idiot

Think about the stereotypes of:
>cockneys
>scousers
>gyspys
>italian americans
>black people
>indian guy in a cornershop
>irish pikey

All of those stereotypes include a flashy piece of cheap jewelry.

so this is klopp exposed then.

poch to be exposed on sunday and then we can just officially hand pep the trophy shortly after the game right?

How many women would you rape if you were a nigger, Cred Forums? I think i'd rape 7.

>Yes you elbowed him in the face and it's a foul, but not a yellow

intriguing

Lol fuck this ref
Is Swansea eternal Wew?

He also has a stellar record of choking in the league

simeone does

but Pep got exposed by Brenny, no?

>all these people thinking Liverpool will lose this

you guys do know van der Hoorn is laying for Swansea right? Liverpool have 1 guaranteed goal

>Liverpoop will cuck City out of the title la!! - Cred Forums

K
E
K

you replied to yourself la

meant for this retard I'm guessing

fuck I didn't think this through did I

Also a stellar record of winning it
And the best record of all time of winning it undefeated

no they don't lmao

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>being this unable to tell the difference between chavs and salt-of-the-earth working class. Sad!

A month?

Still unbeaten la

why the fuck did we let these welsh cunts in the ENGLISH premier league?

>choking the league
maybe two or three times in that last decade. They haven't been real contenders for a very long time.

Sicilians are niggers

billy suddell wants a word

>defender heads the ball into nowhere when they have acres of space and time to bring the ball down
Why do they coach players to do this?

grandfathered in innit

fick dich nazi

>can't even win against fucking Celtic

You think the 'salt of the earth' working class in Britain haven't been gentrified. Wake up.

>3 leagues in 20 years
Truly a legend

What? Is the Match over? I beleive there are still 60 minutes to play. Still over 30 matches for each team. I am a trained sniper with over 40 confirmed kills. Watch your back kiddo. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Van der Hoorn is seriously a starter for Swansea?
Kek. Wasnt even deemed good enough for the Eredivisie

do these motherfuckers even look when passing up front or do they just pray, pathetic by liverpool so far

because if they had their own league we would have to hear constant shitposting about how swansea would be top 4 by 190 kg

>b-but we beat a 10-man Hull side at home with 2 pens la
>we're gonna win the league la

wherein a clueless italian mongrel thinks del boy is a cockney stereotype

Muh United Kingdom of No Europa

It's only fair since Liverpool is in Ireland.

tfw bet on liverpool -1

>shorter league
>not prem

He can have a chat if he wants but hes going to get told to jog on

Moors

>doesnt know the difference between working class and under class

cardiff and swansea would be nothing without english money

>They haven't been real contenders for a very long time.
Tell that to the fans on Cred Forums.

It's only because Fernandez fuck up his ankle some three weeks ago.

>tfw barber is a liverpool fan
i hope he doesn't jfmsu this week

People still fall for the Eredivisie meme buys, just because there's a select few that actually work out

same reason we let those irish cunts in the ENGLISH premier league

this game sucks tb h

If we're going to let swansea in the PL why can't celtic be in there as well?

Clyne has been great this game

fucking atrocious mate

every year kek

arselel is literally the only real competition for poop this year (prove me wrong)

nein

celtic enjoys being in a small pond way too much

Remember when Coutinho got into the PL TOTS with 4 goals + 4assists?

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draw's the bet lad

Brexit proved you wrong

Siggurdson is magic

>that banner

*England gasped of relief*

why is swansea such a wild card

English referees don't want the Hugh Dallas treatment

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duncan ferguson syndrome

why did he lob the cross, would have been an easy tap for at least 3 of them kek

>Sturridge

8 (eight) incorrect decisions kek

>Sturridge
KEK

Kek

It was obvious he was going to lose the ball there

STURRIDIVE

Remember when Iniesta does the same fucking thing with much better players around him and people think he's good?

>Liverpool doing their usual beat the big teams then shit the bed against relegation battlers

AHAHAHAHAAHA! Please never change.

Dirty cheating nigger

>Sturridge
Origi would have scored that

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking hell sturridge make it a little less obvious man

FUCK THIS UMPIRE

How can one ref get things so right?

why not send him off lmao

black clown

studge pls

>sturridge

Kek.

All brexit proved was half the general population of England is pretty stupid thats got nothing to do with class

get fucked studge

>Sturridge feels a light breeze and receives a yellow

because it's not a red card offence?

was it Oliver who cucked di maria lmao?

nothing is as satisfying as a player getting booked for a dive

did sturridge learn that from watching the olympics

>this match kicked off after the NFL game in London
>this match will end before the NFL game in London

Arselel couldn't even act as competition for Leicester...

people who get booked for diving should be forced to wear a special kit or armband in the next 5 games that informs everyone they are a diver

To be fair, who did?

Swansea and the ref 1 - 0 Liverpool

good match so far

>le subway sandwich man

thank god the other half and a bit voted to leave then

>the only team that beat them last year

.......

or this

theyve improved massively

flamini started like 10 games last year are you having a laugh?

barring another injury crisis they're easily the second best team in the league

maybe if he gets another neck tattoo he can score that

t. inlightined genious

liverpool beat them last year

you mean the club that beat them in 2 of their 3 defeats and actually came closest to catching them? Arsenal were better than anyone else, including man shitty

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that would influence referee decision too much

beat them twice desu, rest of the league got memed hard.

inb4 gilfy bloot

liverpool to score before half time

*IDEA*
they should have a 5m part-circle line from the corner flag so its easier to police

And they still weren't even close to winning the league. Pretty tragic

Make it bright yellow. Hazard will look like a dick all season kek.

players that dive should have a 5 minute period where no fouls on them can be called, no matter what an opposition player does to them.

Swansea are tiring themselves out

They want to join the English Pyramid.

liverpool

out in full force

Hazard never dives

>watching the game with spanish commentators
>They compared the Sturridge dive with robben
>Realize they are mexishits and still ass hurt

so mcuh dippy om that biscuit, crazy

Liverpool are looking tired already.

Why no Origi, btw?

Is Sturridge good?

They beat them thanks to massive refball to keep the title race alive. Plus i'm not saying anyone was any better i'm just saying

>Arselel in a title race

>if the other team outplays us, we win

Talking about Eden not Thorgen

What happened to that Markovic guy? Out on loan or sold?

>le hardworking workrate man

Karius is every bit as shut as Mignolet

training injury

Karius is shit

I like him he gifted us a penno last week

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He got fucked in the ass.

n-no he's not.

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their ass hurt is only just beginning if you know what i mean

they literally are tiring themselves though. Their press has gotten much more sloppy as the half has gone on

What would an indonesian know about football?

>Wooden Shoes
>us

Don't recall Swansea playing any Eredivisie sides

>Slipperpool
They're literally slipping up as we speak

>tfw got money on lelverpool

reeee score

>massive refball

you mean when vardy dived for their penalty? or drinkwater nearly broke ramsey's leg and didn't get sent off? or the two handball penalties?

Don't be daft.

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he's on sporting lisbon's bench looking miserable

.

>black footballers

Ha.

I don't know about Thorgan but Eden always gets fouled, it's partly because he invites the contact, his dribbling style is one of being very close and feeling the opponent, and because he's short people always start leaning on him or pulling him. But I don't remember him ever blatantly diving, just gets fouled a lot because he invites defenders to foul him

Well played Swanshit
Next half is OUR HALF

>owen
user pls...

>being on the same list as Kuyt

Also isn't that list hugely out of date now? At least Costa and Vardy have topped him if not a couple more?

Embarrassing

>are year la

so happy the fraud Klopp is being found out

yeh you are probably right tbf

Yes, that's what he's saying. Sky Sports jews gave Leicester refball all season for 'Le Magic Underdog Tale'

>ZERO SHOTS (0) ON TARGET
>LIVERSHIT

How do you explain persistent refball against a team in a match?

chance? coincidence?

these are out of date hmmmmm

was just having a chuckle after remembering liverpools penalty shootout in the league cup final

>Eden always gets fouled

wew lad

no, every footballer is shit

Time for ass and slags, lads.

We know how to corrupt the league so FIFA ban our league.

With Suarez nearby, even I would probably score five.

CHAT

Go back to your containment thread please.

too much ass

>This refball

>ad for rehab during the football
What the fuck, America?

those games where when Suarez was suspended

thesun.co.uk/archives/football/1210931/revealed-real-premier-league-table-shows-arsenal-should-be-champions-and-leicester-runners-up/

>Revealed: Real Premier League table shows Arsenal should be champions and Leicester runners-up

Arsenal would have won the league last season if there had been no refball. It's been scientifically proven. In fact, Arsenal gets refballed the most practically every season

So you either believe that there will be a similar refereeing conspiracy again this year (there will be), or you accept that Arsenal has the best chance of winning the league

Opgrade to Skoy!

...

>MFW TORRES PEAK > SUAREZ AND SUAREZ IS LITERALLY THE BEST STRIKER EVER

>It's been scientifically proven

liverpool + back 4 of arse. will it be enough to win quadruple?

>0 shots on target

>le score 1 bloot out of 20 attempts and get into team of the season man

Coutinho got most of his assists mate, and he scored more when Suarez wasn't playing.

But just make shit up off the top of your head, what ever works for you.

Oh you.

>this entire post

>posting sun a slippy pool thread

I like you

>kloyes

Mrs Hazard pls

>this is the same cunt that rates le pass it to messi man

>le sun

>Richard Keyes

Why are you posting borderline CP?

our year la

yes

where is the based romanian shitposter when you need him?

...

that's a picture of a girl...?

where can I order her?

>Liverpool would have been 10 points worse off

KEK

coleman is getting a bit touchy

god bless

Is this tasty ?

>projecting this hard

Where's the whip? Am I supposed to fap to this?

there's an nfl game in london? literally had no idea. usually i see a little bit of hype before those but not this year

Objectively true. I don't understand why you bother posting this in a Liverpool gamethread though, you know they're going to make pointless objections to it without any context or facts on the table.

Shall be needing to know who this is

>tfw the only thing that ever stops Arsenal is refball

feels bad desu. maybe we should start buying referees like chelsea and manure have done for the last 15 years

Dropped £500 on the fucking roulette and now I'm relying on a few teams to help me win like £400 back and these inconsistent cunts are losing.....

Fucking kill me... I got paid yesterday and now in broke...

I'm just messing around la

kek'd 3bh

Retard.

Own fault for being a degenerate gambler.
Killing yourself is the only option.

runt

>he fell for the risky jew

>Be Liverpool fan
>Playing shit team
>Bet on Liverpool to lose

Feels comfy as fuck, I literally can't lose

How many times do we have to remind you that Klopp wasn't even in charge all season, he didn't have his team in place, and we still hadn't seen justice for the 96. This season is ours.

you utter retard. you only have yourself to blame. at least you have a job and will probably earn that back in a few weeks

>Roulette
You idiot.

Literally a clown

>He earns less than a thousand pound a month in wages

Explain, in vivd detail, how you managed to get this stupid

MFC probably

She with the whip or she getting whipped?

How is it fair that Liverpool players had to travel to a foreign country to play a match that kicks off at 12:30

who /hyped/ for westworld here?

>In a few weeks

You are aware most jobs pay monthly right?

What exactly does Wijnaldum do aside from crab passing

don't judge the day before Kloppo's legendary half-time team talk

let me guess it was video roulette too?

That's quite the posterior

AYOOOOOOOOO

inb4 Livershit score 2, or at least I hope.

>betting on your own team ever
You're not a supporter.

>not getting paid weekly

Lads

I hate to say it but Swansea have

The

Most

Dangerous

Lead

don't gamble from now

they would need to score for that to happen

Erm... they don't?

>you work for nothing for four weeks of the month then earn 2k on the last day of the month

you're a fucking retard

eh I'm retarded and I thought it was today. It's tomorrow though. Colts-Jaguars, enjoy that shitshow

The most dangerous lead is 2-0 you fucking mong

nice butt

NEW WHERE?!

>She with the whip or she getting whipped?
Well isn't catwoman supposed to have a whip. But now that you say it I could take her getting whipped too.

>Arsenal literally decided to play their reserves
>bellerin
>Cech
>alexis
>walcott
>ramsay
>coquelin
>ozil later on

""""reserves""""

>2-0
>other guys score twice
>get 1 point

>1-0
>other guys score twice
>0 points
K

>charge around like a pack of wild dogs for 90 mins

is kult kloppo a tactical '''''''''genius'''''''''

new

>imblying i watch handegg

How fortunate there's a new thread; most will never witness how much of a dullard you are.

But I witnessed it, fatbro.

I witnessed it

>let the players do whatever the fuck they want instead of micromangaging
Gee, why has no one else thought of this

TLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLFTLF

whatever dude haha

I was clean for 2 months and I relapsed, starting my second job soon. I'll not gamble again but fuck man... Want to die.

b a m b o o z l e d again