/heem/ Happy Birthday Cred Forums Edition

Starting my MMA training
What should my Striking + Grappling base be?

slap jitsu and shiatsu

muay thai + gi and no gi jitz
then boxing and wrestling when you develop a base
it may seem a little backward but i'm 3-4 years into training this way and it's been great

can there be meme boys as a side to our boys?
banana would be one

Tom Duquesnoy would beat 95% of UFC Bantamweights

MMA QUIZ TIME

Which pro boxer was the first to wear the now required MMA gloves into the octagon for the first time, and when?

>So we told Rory to go to Bellator... he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahaahah!

THOUGHT YOUD GET TO MAKE PICKS BOY

ufc 196 conor mcgregor

Conor always knew.

Donaldo Frye?

Is there anyone that he didnt say he would finish in the 1st?The only one I remember is the 2nd Diaz fight whre he called a 2nd round canvas clattering

Thanks reddit.

i can't recall what it was, but he said 3rd round for something

Chad was 2nd round prediction, he wanted to bet Dana on it

After Aldo people just loved hearing him say I WILL KO HIM IN DE FOIST ROUND so he just goes along with it

r/mma is unironically the best MMA site.

who invited this goofball?

not me la

DUDE HEROIN LMAO

>Cred Forums Passes are now $5 off for 48 hours! Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!

>tfw I'll be getting 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for Schaub every thread now
Schaub bless

Mike "I spooks the gooks" Perry

>site now populated by those with money to burn

>norwegian '''''''''''''''''''humour''''''''''''''''

>USADA cant catch a guy using heroin

>american """""""bantz"""""""

EFN 52: Maldonado vs Mokhnatkin begins in about half a bong
ufc.tv/video/efn-nizhnevartovsk

anyone watching this M1 on the steppes outside?

Where the fuck is predictioncuck

I need to take at least 7 picks so I have a high chance of not getting goofed

Any other /FANZANTS/ around?

Thank you

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That fat family is the only thing bad about that picture, the rest look relatively normal

THE METRO LOGO WAS SLIPPERY I WASN'T ROCKED

what do you call this style of dress?

How many times do you think PvZ has had cum on her face

>lando throws banana peel

I have to say, I'm impressed the guy managed to be a pro athlete, a writer/columnist and a full blown addict.

Truly a renaissance man.

>relatively normal
>brown and gay
america

You know it to be true, faggots. Are you gonna tell me you get any sort of content from this fucking shithole instead?

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twitter.com/Tyson_Fury/status/782213535262711808?lang=en

cagepotato is objectively the best mma website

fuck off adan

>gay
Literally what the fuck are you on about?

You talkin about the guy in the nurse scrubs?

Most detestable fighter in the roster, hands down. Just leave and go do romcoms or dance or whatever already.

>go to sleep Stephen. It's all over.

The bottom right faggot bursting into tears is normal?

Why is he always hanging out with weedman?

Are they bros in real life or something?

based eddie

I prefer an aggregator but yeah, cagepotato i pretty good

I wish I were based Adan.

Thompson brother is married to weidmans sister

>tfw will never grow up with Wondeeboy and the Chris as your uncles

Their families are best friends

I don't speak for greasebacks

Brother in law, kinda.

Ahh thats neat

and wonderboy's sister is married to carlos machado

>tfw no family of elite martial artists

Wonderdad is building an army

Here's more Weidman/Thompson lore if you'd like
youtube.com/watch?v=D8OugB3Va94&list=LLZISMdG3-dLjIIW8XP5yDfw

>lore
i like how you use this word.

Whos birthday is it?

- MMA connoisseur

ACB 47 is expected to start in about 1 hour
Several UFC veterans will feature on the show
youtube.com/watch?v=wlkI2M2bFMc

>UFC veteran
Its not 2006 bro, that doesn't mean anything. Cm punk is a UFC veteran.

EFN 52 has begun

Absolute madman

edgy

shut up every fucking weekend with your dog shit who cares mma event posts

REEEEEEE I CAN'T SEE THE TIMER

unless i highlight it

Tyson Fury is who Conor McGregor pretends to be

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no fight companion today? :(

>That generic Dagestani-looking russina wearing faded blue jeans has probably had more pussy than you

Life is suffering

wheres the funny commentator?
who would ever watch this shit without based Borat on commentary

8 bongs 45 bings

Mike "I dinked the chink" Perry

It's so quiet and... odd.

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Can't wait for 204

Neo-Afrikans

205 card is looking stacked

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Could Bork hip-fire an M2 hmg?

post colonial

Glad to have you back

Right now, with Weidman-Romero, Conor-Alvarez, and Wonderboy-Woodley, it's what 200 should have been

>100 posts in
>eternally-BTFO Bulgar still hasn't posted

I'm worried for him.

Josh Samman's death would be in vain if this card isn't spicy as hell

Which fights do you think will get postponed due to injuries?

y-you too

Who is this semin demin

>tfw a casual friend wants to watch UFC tonight

what do?

Damn Ireland, top thread.

Make him roll with you while watching, the longer he lasts the more he gets to watch

Don't.

I couldn't stop dreaming about him. An I gay and will he beat Conor? I'm scared

why must you do something?

*in vein

fucking douche for calling out usada

Watch with your friend and share some insight, don't be a fucking sperg about it.

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Khabib

turn your phone off

ahh shit

tyron out, khabib out

twitter.com/ROADFC/status/782190447925927937

Since America no longer runs the Internet are we allowed to banter on heem?

he should fight at 145 and bully manlets

maybe with his mewvment he can get the fw division out of the mud

this lmao

Whenever the fight goes to the ground tell your friend about the technical expertise in wrestling and jiu jitsu

Hopefully chiesa

What would you score his suplex out of 10?

>Chode FC

conor will probably go on a short retirement after 205, aldo will get his tittle shot, he's not going anywhere.

>first time in MSG
I think only legitimate injuries would make someone pull out of this card

Too many of these fighters want to fight at Madison square gardens

4/10 he could have tightened the lock and found a better angle

Lando said he isn't cutting to FW, tried once and couldn't make weight.

>you can't control the internet

t. retard rogan

Lithcuck better sign up

impact i would have scored it a yuko/1 for a judo score. The back take and the transition to side control were nice and fluid

>offering 1 mil to elementary school sized 'men'

Aldo vs a whole primary school, who wins?

youtube.com/watch?v=m1oxQKfGa0s

>not a single weeb pic in heem
wtf really?

Should have let him stand and finished him with low kicks.

I always enjoy the traditional dances, my favourite EFN flavour.

>brags about being a natty god
>on his deathbed from something like synthetic heroin or bath salts

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He thought he was doing natty H, bro. The fent fucked him.

To be fair I'm one of only like 6 ''''''''''''''people''''''''''' in Florida who isn't on drugs

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He was assassinated by a USADA Deniable Operations Operative for mocking them too long.

hearty chuckle

The same division that tainted Jones' and Romero's supplements?

The UFC has nothing but british champs lads

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Michael Bisbong
Earl Tyronious Woodington
His Excellence the Duke of Alvington, Eddie
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

i think the stuff that's been killing people here is amazingly a lot stronger than fentanyl

literal fucking retards

weak

I like it

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Samman will really kill himself when he gets that hospital bill

Is he alive or not?

>literal fucking retards
The people doing it? Pushing it?

Not bad.

Fuck where is picks guy. I cant remember if i got my picks in already earlier this week.

Sage Northcutt is next.

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Who here is going to 204 or 205? I know one american user bought a ticket to 205. Anyone else?

The current EFN video package appears to be detailing the life and legacy of this man. Perhaps a local.

They dont say what the cooldown is though. I hate shit like that. Gookmoot is stupid.

brucebufferufc
Great fun at dinner last night in Portland with @BigJohnMcCarthymma @danmiragliotta & many of my #UFC brothers. We travel all over the world together & always great when we can break bread & have a toast to how much we love what we all do... Big Cheers to my teammates for all a they do on their part behind the scenes to help make the @UFC events great for everyone to see & enjoy! #BUFFLIFE #ITSTIME #MMA
instagram.com/p/BLBofRghi1I/

Watching you go on your emotional rollercoasters is top quality content. I should be submitted your posts here to reddit and reaping mad karma.

>Earl Tyronious Woodington

>yfw you'll never travel to Holland and meet Ramon Dekkers and learn the secrets behind his left hook

jdimsa

Great post. I don't recognize any of those dude though besides Mike and Bruce. The guy on the right with the grey hoodie looks like Dana's bodyguard.

Didn't he sign with Bellator? Feels like forever since his last fight

Gunna see what i can do about going to 206.
If it's worth it of coarse.

When Mike Goldberg says that Roy Nelson is a solidified fan favourite which audience is he referring? Literally no one likes that fat hillbilly, he's the epitome of everything that you shouldn't do in the UFC.

>it's been 15 years since I heard Roots Radicals and I still have no clue who Desmond Decker is

He's a real country boy, hes a hardworking blue collar country kin. He's a fan of duck dynasty and has small town values.

Most of my casual pleb friends love him every time i go to the shooting range and bring up UFC.

I never considered the idea that Dana has a bodyguard

He was in a bunch of the old fight week vlogs. There was one where Dana and the president of fox sports are on the ufc private lane and theyre waiting on Kya (thats his name iirc) and when he finally come, Dana' berates him. It was kinda fucked. Also all those twitter giveaways, it was usually Kya handing out the tickets.

I believe he was meant to be on the Mr. Wonderful vs King Mo card. Which was a few months back now. Must be at least a year since he last fought.

kekkers

Guess he'll come in handy when Nick The Tooth shoots up UFC HQ.

He should fight Kongo and KO his boring ass

You can see him in this video protecting Dana at a RATM concert

youtube.com/watch?v=eFiuSalHUWc

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Never thought I'd see Dana in a mosh pit

the irony of him loving rage and also supporting Trump. fucking hell what a meathead

That's not irony its just you being naive and dumb.

stop smoking weed

Is there a specific term for wrapping a grown man's arm around his face and punching him, like in attached file?

Trump's campaign is anti-establishment also

Just switch stances, ffs

Overeem did the same to Mir but he put the arm around the back of his head as opposed to the front, Rogan didn't give it a special term

yeah, liking a band's music means you totally support their message

this is why I come to Cred Forums, everyone is just so much more enlightened

So conner isn't stripped from 45 belt?

What the fuck ufc

In luta livre, we call it a "giftwrap" hold. It comes from catch wrestling.

its only been 10 months since he won the belt

He's still more active than like 90% of champs

Unlimited Freedom for Conor

strawpoll.me/11331732

seek sunlight IM BEGGIN YA

He's active in the other divisions and 45 is in stasis

Big Boys taking the stage in EFN.

Lmao, you only cares about RATM's message if you are 12.

Still good music.

but it's cloudy and there's a fight on a little later

Rashid "Former Soviet Country" Sirazhudinov

>Aldo vs Holloway
>Fronkie vs Stephens
>Pettis vs Lamas

Plenty fights that could be going on at 145 while Conor is off making history

and he wins with an overhand right. top lel

the irony how rage can claim to be socialists or communists or whatever they claim to be and yet they are rich.

I'd love to watch Big Former Soviet Country vs Big Country Roy Nelson

Shut the fuck up youre an idiot too.

The faces of Sambo.

>I trane luta livre

It's raining ya dummy

mightymouse125
Breakfast then a lil wow then the gym #twitchcon2016
instagram.com/p/BLBsLmbAr0R/

Thats the best way to take the back, i love the giftwrap. Fucking sucks cock when someone has it on you though.

it takes a lot of money to be able to deal with their own fans

>punch doesnt even land
>Face plant anyway

yeah totally not rigged

Its the most humilating form of ground and pound. Worse than mounted crucifix.

would be funny if con-air """retired""" and entered this

/fuckingoof/

Whos is your favorite white fighter?

R8 this banger out of 10

ufc.tv/video/lorenz-larkin-vs-santiago-ponzinibbio-ufc-fight-night

Correct.

Luta Livre is basically no-gi BJJ, but it developed from catch wrestling and not from judo.

Yeah, I agree.

wtf is bush doing on the screen

stephen "great white hope" "wonderboy" thompson

Do you tell people that you do bjj or say luta livre like a fag?

bunch of fucking

>omg the ufc is destroying the """integrity""" of mma

retards

>why doesn't every fighter make 100k a year?

>12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - BARUTO KAITO VS CRO COP

Also tf is
>11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
Ofcourse Goobert is going to win, but why not give Aldo a chance? Bitch move.

I feel like Goobs is going to quit UFC, real soon.

What's with Estonia and their obsession with Baruto?

ufc never had any integrity to destroy

> His favourite cageslut isn't Jhenny Huedrade

That looks really tasty and healthy. Better than the mcdonalds sausage biscuit with egg and hashbrown I just wolfed.

I say "grappling".

Dominic KKKruz

Estonia has only 5000 people, so considering that Baruto is the first and only fighter ever to compete in something as large as this, it makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

Why do LA people root for Lakers?

>Estonia has only 5000 people,

wut

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thenotoriousmma (Conor McGregor)
Bare knuckle
instagram.com/p/BLButqUhPoZ/

amanda_leoa
Let's go? @rondarousey Vamos lá?
instagram.com/p/BLBuXbTDd2C/

What happened to upgrading the sofrware without damaging the hardware?

Conor is going to get his chin deleted in training isnt he

sometimes you gotta smack a tv to get it to work right

That's real nasty.

Savage

Free bangers here

ufc.tv/category/start-spreading-the-news-205

Those Brazilian chicks who have nazi war criminals as ancestors are pretty hot

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>that back on Conor

fook, no wonder he puts manlets to sleep

hnnngggggg

renanbaraoufc
Obrigado galera da @lojabalbinoshop,chegou certinho o brinquedo aqui irmão,loja de confiança WWW.BALBINOSHOP.COM.BR
instagram.com/p/BLBv0zKj12E/

Damn that EFN fight just now was crazy

Friendly reminder that you only eat what you kill.

was about to post this.
> smart balance wheel

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Where is the free money @ tonight, fellas?

your next door neighbors house if you've got the balls.

Lineker via 5th round KO

Lineker via 1st split decision

neighbors are for poor people.

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I meant for me, not the bookies

That fucking head spike

did you put money on Lineker not making weight???

aint that illegal?

This guy is 100% on the juice

He actually eats ONLY organic because he doesn't want the remotest chance of popping for anything.

Dodson KO/TKO u/2.5 rounds
Ottow submission

youtu.be/rhBFS7BKOl4

Can we all agree at this point that Cuck Thompson does provide good insight?

That's fucking illegal

no

Glove holding can backfire

yeah but its smart and its neat watching fighter's use the clothes or uniforms to enhance technique.

Here's a legal form

This Lineker kid is pissing me off, he misses weight every single time. I wanna see him get heemed to oblivion by the based magician.

Bless you brother.

Keep up the good work and spread the gospel of Schaub.

is Louis Smolka the fighter to watch tonight?

Seems like he's got very promising things ahead.

sure i guess

Him and Kyoji got the brightest futures as flyweights

I think he has potential to be a top ten fighter, but I don't think he is athletically gifted enough to ever compete with somebody like DJ or joe b wan

according to my sources, lando is "for sure" fighting sage friends. I asked how likely and the person said "100%". can't wait desu

dana bless

I like him a lot.

Fuck west coast times

Are your source the sheiks that own 17% of the UFC and regularly ship out Arianny for parties?

lol I never noticed that

>some Omani on /heem/ broke the news first

>17%
It was 10% before. Did they gain 7% when the ferttitas sold?

Just one more fight against an unranked opponent and Cyborg will for sure surpass TJ on the p4p list!

> tj
FOOKIN SNAKE

Tonight I one of those rare times I am confident in a pick. Dodson is going to frustrate Lineker early. We will see a lot of lineker swinging at air and walking into the cage. He is going to be noticeably slower when he come see out in the second. Dodson will then establish a takedown and ware lineker down more. Dodson will heem him within two minutes of the third round.

>tfw no arianny scat videos

>third round

Dodson will swarm him early and KO him inside the first round

Gimme her as a brunette. Then it would be 1. Chrissy 2. Her

Yeah that sounds more correct. 17 just felt like a solid exciting number though.

That's a recipe for getting heems in a fight against lineker. Dodson is going to use his superior mewvment early in the fight. Lineker walks in straight line, plants his feet and swings hoping that his wide hooks will keep his opponent in place. Dodson won't play that game.

I can see it being like Garbrandt vs Almeida where the man with the tighter faster hands just keeps on landing serious shots until the fight ends in viscous fashion.

So the word is there's gonna be a UFC IPO. Are you gonna buy? What do you think the prize would be? I wanna ask here before I make a thread on /biz/

Rate my Pound for Pound list of active fighters.

1. Mighty Mouse
2. Dominick Cruz
3. Daniel Cormier
4. TJ Dillashaw
5. Conor McGregor
6. Jose Aldo
7. Cain Velasquez
8. Luke Rockhold
9. Tyron Woodley
10. Stipe Miocic

>4. TJ Dillashaw

price* not prize

what a sloppy shot, i do appreciate the glove grab which help with his duck. but he stopped after the initial penetration

fairly shit list m8

I'm going to get 8 or 9 buddies together. We will all kick in a few bucks and have a great time.

>ring girls with beautiful eyes, you know what I mean

>tfw never get invited to those

i selflessly do it for the sport

no joanna? maia deserves a spot somewhere too imo

How will we be disappointed over the next 42 days?

>Alvarez walks around at 180+
I think Conrad should stick with his little boy belt

Wonderboy gets injured, 99 out of 100 times.

>Woodley injured
>Alvarez injured
>Weidman injured
>Gastelum misses weight fight cancled
>Khabib injured
>Rashad misses weight fight cancled
>Thiago Alves injured

Seems likely

I THINK YOU MEAN THEY HAVE NICE TITS

I heard Gray Maynard walks around at 190, Joe

Purple Belt here.

Train with a GI. Don't fall into the no-gi jitz meme.

Hopefully the forces of Good don't pull out in the fight against Muhammad

please don't do that m8

EFN commentator would never be so crass as to mention boobs

I've done a couple months in the gi, thinking of throwing in one weekly no-gi class or so mostly in case I ever have to school a fool in the wild without a lapel coat on.

amazed she can keep her eyes open with all the crap on there

No he's definitely 175-180 range

I follow jhenny on snapchat, shes fucking perfect

lol wtf, the eyes line was actually said by the commentator?

I randomly found this while searching for a gi.
Is this Edmond?

No thats Rogan you casual

Wonderboy said eddie walks around at 180

pls no

Guys I heard Khabib is walking around at 220

I hear suicide vests are quite heavy

i thoroughly agree m8

Well the human body is 85% water weight, so 65lbs aint shit for a water cut.

I heard Conor walks around at 480lbs

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475343304064.webm

and his 10/10 wife probably made it for him

Mighty Moose has a wife?

His wife better have made it for him, otherwise he plated it like that just for instagram.

How do you rate his plating?

8/10
Simple and classy, but could be a bit cleaner.

whoever that beautiful blonde white woman he impregnated is.

post your walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=2411fXLYKo4

Good for him, it's good to see two white people have children together.

youtube.com/watch?v=dYDL0iNBuaM

GOAT coming in hot
youtu.be/gte3BoXKwP0

Dillashaw is legitimately one of the top fighters of the modern era

What do you think of fighters who walk out to humourous songs? "Why Can't We Be Friends and the like

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gaethje is my boy. cant wait to see him take the ufc belt from conor

>when a meme-fighter has two jiu-jitsu coaches near me

T. Tj Dillashaw

Seriously though

Why does he have two Jiu Mitsubishi coaches and no ground game?

underrated post, so fucking true

Humourous songs can be good but you have to be original

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youtube.com/watch?v=RsVLIiI8Vfo
a song about trannies would psych my opponent out

>seek sunlight

have sex, i mean try to at least.

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mmafighting.com/2016/10/1/9641928/khabib-nurmagomedov-out-of-michael-johnson-fight-due-to-injury

Guess he should have been more careful

you shouldn't joke about these things, be serious

how big is your Miesha collection getting?

got me

I was about to call that shit 20 minutes ago

fucking knew it, another year without a khabib fight

>Khabib says he "expects to be given a title shot when he returns in May 2017"
mountain air's made him delusional

I'm going to walk out to Gal'O Sengen when I make it to the UFC lads. Remember this post.

Kebab should have to fight 3 times in a year before getting a title shot

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youtube.com/watch?v=arWaYbktuLc

looks like him

He can't fight 3 times in a year because of the ramadan.

Would you stick with one walkout song always, or change it up as you see fit?

Same song

Im pretty sure they also train together right?

Stick with the one, I got no other things to remember me by

change it every fight

Remember the name is a mussy too and he fought in allah ackbar season

probably change my Hair and beard between fights but keep the song the same

Any fanzants around?

instagram.com/p/BLB2f-qBH2C/

Maybe his long lost brother?

think paige eats ass bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=h9lL9j5F_iw

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youtube.com/watch?v=b6m_xQp5m5U

Meant this as reply to you, sorry

thats definitely eddy

That's Coach Tarverdyan to you, sir

post the webm of sam alvey getting stopped

But was he doing the ramadan? I think muslims are not forced to do it and can not do it if they have some legit reason not to.

You're allowed to skimp on Ramadan as long as you knock out infidels and kuffars. Khabib has to do full Ramadan because he's a wrestlefucker.

bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/27/12037940/ufc-vegas-belal-muhammad-interview-ramadan-muslim-faith-training-alan-jouban-fight-debut-mma

I find this webm to be incredibly sexy for some reason.

I can't believe how naive americlaps are.

> muh Champagne socialism

Maldonado is so bad. How was he ever in the UFC?

Still can't believe she won her last fight via lucky meme

HEAVYWEIGHTS

a women with a great body flipping her hair in a robe should be sexy if you arent a faggot

is it even worse that tecia couldn't finish her?

Who are the most forgettable/irrelevant ufc champs in history, /heem/?

>Still can't believe she won her last fight via lucky meme

I was there, it sucked. I just want this bitch to leave already.

M E N N E
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Amanda Nunes

WHOBEDDED
youtu.be/4A6FjIHkWII
youtu.be/4A6FjIHkWII
youtu.be/4A6FjIHkWII

Tim "who" Silvia
Carla Esparza

why no video? oh yeah, it's fake..

none, you weirdo.

Maurice Smith

it's the bunda
9/10 imo

jose aldo

John Lineker vs. John Dodson
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira
Josh Burkman vs. Zak Ottow
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno
Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Joachim Christensen
Nate Marquardt vs. Tamdan McCrory

>Pick all 6 or you're not being added

And it didn't work out well.

>a women with a great body
But we don't see her body on this webm, we just barely see her ass for one instant.

dodson

John Dodson
Will Brooks
Josh Burkman
Louis Smolka
Luis Henrique da Silva
Nate Marquardt

Tecia should be fighting two weight classes down mang.

Serra, Esparza, Miesha.

Being added is for homos. Dodson heem Lincuck in the 2nd.

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
McCrory

It's going to decision, senpai.

Reminder to keep Josh Samman in your prayers

Lineker
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Silva
McCrory

Dodson
Oliveira
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
McCrory

Does this man stand a chance against The Chris?

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Da Silva
Marquardt

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

Just watch Moreno seppuku da last samurai and fuck up literally every set of picks.

>Picking 35 year old 1-of-his-last-5 Burkman

>lineker
>brooks
>burkman
>smolka
>da silva
>McCrory

Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Da Silva
McCrory

what the fuck are you doing weirdo

>picking a literal who's best win is over a guy who's lost sixty times

dodson
brooks
burkman
smolka
christensen
marqfart

He's good but Smolka is a top 3 FW

>Not picking the submission specialist against the washed up goof who loses by submission half the time

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Da Silva
McCrory

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
Mcrory

>anyone unironically thinking their predictions are being taken

word there's only 1 decent fight on this card and it's brooks vs that brownboy

10/10 picture selection

>this triggers the white boi

Dodson
Oliveira
Burkman
Moreno
Silva
Mcrory

Assumed this either bait or you were retaking picks
Either way didn't see why not to reply

blackzilians.com/fighters/22/25/Katya-Kavaleva.html

>you are at the club with your gf
>this girl comes over and slaps your ass

what do?

Lineker
Brooks
Otto
Smolka
Christensen
Mcrory

dat bunda

face fuck her while my gf squirts on her

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Esparza, Nunes, Alvarez

no manlets allowed

Tag team that bish

oh :(

>9. Tyron Woodley

>couldn't win a single fight under USADA
>goes to lellator
Will Rory ever recover?

youtu.be/xBUV8lNCSHE

Wonderboy needs to be there

Machida

Lineker
Oliveira
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

Weidman
Tanner
Sherk

>jose aldo
>active

should tall women just go fight in Rizin instead of boring everyone in WNBA?

Is there even a chance for so tall a woman to fight?

>6. Jose Aldo
>7. Cain Velasquez
>8. Luke Rockhold

you too my dude

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>tfw i could delete every chin here

you couldn't touch mine fat fuck.

where bouts r u, doubt u could last 3, 3 minute rounds sparring dumb cunt.

i would defrag your life m80

ufc when lads

meet me at the square in 1 (one) hour

>tfw I'd delete your eyeballs when I gouge them out

sounds like you'd be doing him a favor 2bh

multiple bings and bongs

november 12

fuck you

3 bongs 50 bings

THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHIN BOY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is tonight a fight pass or foxsports1 card

wtf that's fucking illegal

Google card

FS1/FS2/Fight Pass live from Portlandia

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>Prelims start at 00:30

Ah yes lads, it's going to be one of THOSE cards
Might have a nap

>this combo didnt finish the fight

How much has Cowboy's power level risen since he's moved to WW?

im starting to like bellator more then the UFC

>mfw i just read this

UFC < Bellator < RIZIN < Malaysian Invasion

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w-why

>UFC fighter Josh Samman in coma
mmajunkie.com/2016/10/ufc-fighter-josh-samman-in-coma

tips fedora

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ill be there bruv.

ima test that chin mate dont fucking doubt it

F

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he's with kimbo now

Jesus will rise again in 3 days

F

>you eat a bunch of body shots
>land a desperation takedown
>are tired as fuck after 5 minutes
>look across the cage
>opponent does this

wut do?

>mmajunkie.com

fuckign sad man
My uncle died couple months back from heroin, he was a massive addict when he was younger.. he bumped into an old friend who was still doing it and i guess used what was normal to him way back in the day and died.

>having defective addict genes
you should just kill yourself

post ur fav shoops

new lads

>don't take addictive substances
>don't get addicted
wew

>what is a tolerance break

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>less mandrama soap opera bullshit
>better comentators that dont have a podcast dedicated to talking about 'cuck' with every guest
>no Bruce 'the faggot' Buffer tryharding
>I can see Ben Hendo fight, soon Rory
>fighters are just less known, not that much weaker then the UFC's fighters

fuck, no Rogan is good enough reason on its own

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hahahah
is that shooped?
'siver' is written with tiny letters

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JUST

Lando would fucking murder Sage, wouldn't even be close. Lando came in on short notice for his first fight in the UFC and nearly beat one of the top 3 lightweights in the world. Sage has been squeaking out decision wins against guys who shouldn't even be in the UFC (and in many cases no longer are).

Sage is potential personified, but he really really shouldn't be in the UFC at this stage. He should be fighting in smaller orgs, building up his game and gaining experience against guys on his level.

The UFC is designed for fighters who have already put in all that legwork. You come to the UFC, maybe get a tune up fight or two, and then you fight guys who are actually good and you sink or swim. That's what Lando did. You're not supposed to bum around the bottom ranks for years fighting guys who are on the verge of being cut. That's what the smaller orgs are for. Part of the reason the UFC is the main mma promotion is that they can convincingly argue that almost all of their fighters are actually really good relative to other orgs, and therefore being a top guy in the UFC actually means something.

When does the fight pass prelims start? No bings or bongs please.

Mind if I save this?

12600 seconds

>No bings or bongs please.

how are we supposed to tell you then?

foookin save eet

dodson
cowboy
burkman
smolka
christensen
nate

Dont know if im to late but whatevr
Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Henrique
McCrory

Damn, got pwned by Tate nudes. I deserve shame.

> less man drama
You apparently did see kimbo/dada or kimbo/shamrock