OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

>Liverpool have a good game
>Get a good result
>Liverpool fans still shit on about opposition fans
Obsessed.

>Missing 2 penalties
>Losing the game 2-1
>The state of Fulham

Stay mad

I'm not mad. I'm calling you morons out.
Now go back to those half dozen shitposting threads you've made.
>Apologise
>ABLS BTFO
>DIS YEER IZARE YEER

>being mad that a team you don't support beat a team you don't support, in an irrelevant match 7 games into the season

Does Soccer Saturday ever get an acestream?
I hate having to watch the weak banter provided by final score or that shitey bt sport knockoff.

>Schwarzenegger at the Bayern game

>It's a "David Luiz should be in midfield" episode

Fed up of these.

Is there a worse set of 3pm fixtures than today's selection? Truly abysmal sounding games.

>CUNTE
>LELSEA

how long until he gets fired?

yeah this is 'super' sunday levels of shit

Which 3pm KO are you watching, /epl/?
>West Ham v Boro

Met a weird latvian girl on a dating app. We've been talking for a few days and shes told me she wants to massage me and listen to rock and roll and chill. Put her off yesterday night by saying I had picked up another shift at work but she's expecting me tonight.

Even says shes bought a dress.

She sounds like a lonely immigrant who's just moved over here and works nights at a warehouse.

As a kiss less 23 yo virgin I'm scared lads. I need to lose my virginity and get some practice in because im a reasonably good looking guy with a big dick and have potential but i Don't think I have the courage to walk out the door. Feel like I've led her on... what do?

Just go and meet her you goof

What a miserable set of fixtures

There should be 5 3pm kickoffs minimum

Post yfw West Ham lose again

kill yourself

Do it you tit. Bang her.

Also post pics.

>fucking a slav

not only is she mental, but her latvian druglord boyfriend is gonna find out and have you killed. hes 6'3 with a skinhead and called vladirostov

I like the camera angle at the Rotherham stadium

>The city of West Ham

Rotherham v Newcastle is the game to watch desu

>blunderland

>5 minutes gone
>0 goals

Games gone lads

Köln is playing as solid as Rehden

>listen to rock and roll
2/10 would not bang

what are you doing? no one scored. shut the fuck up.

Watching that game as I'm hoping for their freefall to continue. I want to see riots in the stands.

If you were watching the game you'd know

I like that it's called the New York stadium.

Don't you tell me what to do.

>Villa

>Cresswell injured
>Masuaku injured
>Byram injured
Wow

> They have to bring a golf cart on to take a player off on a strecther

West Ham are a comedy club

hHa

>MORECAMBE

I bought something on gumtree from a Latvian couple round the corner from me the day after Brexit, they were moving back in a hurry. They had piles of Nazi magazines in the kitchen.

>Mooy playing as a 10

I hope this finally shuts those fucking Australians up.

Any of you got an acestream for the Wham Middlesborough game?

cresswell is meant to be back soon

>villa

>Stokes first win of the season will be against United

it's written in the stars

Brb buying some bleach and paracetamol

>10 minutes in
>1 goal in the entire football league and PL

"Best leagues in the world" they said

>we're going straight back up
>it's a rebuilding year

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Kimmich 2bh lads

tbf most villa fans are idiots

Source: Im a villa fan

Who will you replace your CL winning manager with?

surely that hack RDM to be sacked after this

>david louise

Wrong game but thanks anyway lad

*watches game mysteriously from a rooftop, half of my face obscured by shadows*

so... this is the power of the EPL...

Some Chinese footballing genius with a hilarious name like Hu Ji Dong

His tactics are almost as bad as Sherwoods

Playing Adomah as a wing-back should be sackable in itself

West Ham lucky as fuck this is still 0-0

He's just waiting for his order of Team Gel™ to arrive desu.

>de gay

>Villa have won 1 (ONE) of their last 10 league games

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Here try this streamhd dot eu/football/west-ham-united-vs-middlesbrough-live-stream-966.php

>James 'don't get stroppy when I spit on this poppy' McClean getting booed

>top left

The scoreboard says Hull vs Chelsea....but it's showing Newcastle vs Rotherham

A lot of semen slurping so far today

>Sunderland will always be a poortherner shithole with a shit football team
based

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>Villel
>di matteo

Payet has played extremely well so far but "fans" will say he is invisible because he didn't dribble past 3 players or score a goal

Seriously
Feghouli is the only other player who can actually play offensively apart from Payet
Put him on this right wing

Wow
Payet is on fire today
They should pass the ball to him as many times as they can

Tore is awful, what the fuck was Bilic thinking with this lad

tired of this Payet semen slurping poster tbqh famalams

Starting to think this guy might actually be Payet's dad.

SEMEN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

yawn

Does this French autist suck Payet's sweaty nutsack at halftime?

>Premier League
>is actually not premier at all

I like payetfag desu

especially when he shits on west ham and says payet should leave them

just trying to force a shitty gimmick really

okay lad calm it pls

Starting to think you should get off Cred Forums if you're just here to call out people's posts like retards

Good old Villa, you can always rely on them.

But Cred Forums is so addictive and funny.

Who's in your fantasy team lads? Firmino and Lukaku here.

Tempted to go back to watching the Ryder cup

>its another shite saturday sat at home alone episode

I like Chelsea getting dominated by Hull desu, it's pretty funny

>always take liverpool players because they seem good value
>always dissappoint
>this year take none because im not falling for the meme any longer
>theyre goating it up

fuck i think i released the curse on them

Benteke is my value pick, nobody else noteworthy.

>this team lost to arsenal and liverpool 5-1 each

>all these 0-0s

italian managers were a mistake

got fer on the bench ffs

>30 minutes
>0 goal

The problem is guessing who will score for them. Fucking Milner is their leading scorer atm.

>120 minutes
>zero goals

wew

A GOAL LADS

A FUCKIN GOAL

youu reds

michelle owen :3

>gomes

got Firmino, Lukaku and Benteke. felling pretty smug atm

>67% posession
>1 shot

Literally an ultra-shit Man United

...

>moyes

blunderland are down

FLOODGATES OPENED

Can Watford still comeback like Liver?

>moyes

>MOYES
>O
>Y
>E
>S

id take milner desu hes a defender who is guarenteed assists, and he takes all the pens. probably the only defender in the league on pens

>moyes

>Moyes

>moyes

he's down as a midfield mate

>moyes

Funderland are getting absolutely BTFO

Pulis is going to win this 5-0

bookmark this

>It's >Moyes time

>aston villa

>Villa
W
E
W

>YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE VILLA

...

Wilshere a GOAT desu

Chadli too

I got surprised when I saw him being 3rd on the UEFA Barometer
I guess he's really good if you say so

West Ham is playing better than last week
Wow
Payet gets fouled all the time
Bring on the yellow card ref
I hope Töre scores and makes the haters shut up
People forget he just came from the Turkish league and needs to adapt

Are you fucking gay?

ATSSUUUUUUUUUUU

Has moyes lost his special touch

NEWCASTLE GOAT

>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa

pulis for england lads?

Newcastle fans are going to really really enjoy the next 3 or 4 years.

Blunderland are absolutely rotten to the core and have a 0/10 squad that will literally struggle in the championship next season, just like villa.

Did Villa really spend 50 million in the summer.

Noble almost scored but he hit the bar

>losing to west brom at home
He's definitely still got his special touch lad

>cunte

Someone better tell Villa that you need 55-60 points to be assured safety.

Peterborough got relegated on 52 points before.

Remember when West Brom fans thought they were better than Tony P

Spent 55m in the summer transfer window
P10 W1 D7 L2
Currently 2-0 down at Preston

I'm a bit scared that the FA is going to throw millions at Benitez

mancini is the latest meme candidate.

Doubt he needs the money that badly.

Still can't decide whether or not I like Chadli

we should hit the bar and talk about Payet

>Bayern

>n-no we want an English manager

GUYS

GUYS

>moyes

Carlo's league winning abilities are so shit he's actually gonna struggle to win Bayernwinslol.

They've had their fun laughing at >us for a few years now
I'm just glad they employed a true meme manager to finally take them down

they should rehire him for the lels

That was a 6/10 performance from West Ham
Not much possession but a decent number of good occasions
As usual, no goal but hopefully someone will score soon
The only player who played badly so far is Töre
He doesn't have enough presence and doesn't do much offensively though he showed he was able to link up well with teammates in tight spaces
He stills needs time to adapt to the PL
Payet is the only one on the pitch who can shoot well
I think Bilic will probably get Feghouli and Fletcher on the pitch in the second half
One of those three players should definitely be able to score before FT
Just don't forget not to concede first

Not sure what's the point of your post lad

What are Chelsea's chances of winning the league?

45%

0

It's Pep City's year

Higher than 2015-2016's Leicester

Eh, there's still 18 minutes to go and it would be the first draw of the season. But if Dortmund wins today they'll be close again.

>newcastle will be coming back to the premier league

please no, why couldn't they fuck off forever

You focus on enjoying this year with fun games like Huddersfield away.

Only Newcastle fans could be smug about being in the championship.

neverkusen are gonna take a dump on dortmund desu

(Dead)

>tfw straight swapping Blunderland for based Newcastle

I'm a part-time semi-sunderland fan mate

as someone who lives there these cunts arent based

literally liverpool levels of delusion but without the history to back it up

>lelverkusen
>taking a dump on anyone but themselves
It's going to be DortmundWinsLOL

Thanks, we will

Enjoy relegation with >moyes friendo

>Sloppy Ham

>eddie meme

>west ham
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

> WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM

It's over

>the state of final score

>WET SHAM

YES YES YES

What happened to Cardiff? Why are they relegation fodder now?

thank fuck leverkusen v dortmund is on at 17:30

>10 premier league matches
>0 of them could have been team time saturday

righhht

Cursed stadium

>robbie savage getting btfo by everyone on bt sport score

When Bilic is sacked who are they going to get for the relegation escape?

>European nights here will be magical

FUCK, WILSHERE HIT POST AGAIN

>payet guy on sui watch
>bilic on JUST watch

Big Sam

>steal stadium from taxpayers
>imagine how glorious european nights will be
>lose qualifier to literally who team from literally where
>get relegated

Big Sam

I think Friday night games replace teatime Saturday matches.

big s*m

BIG SAM

bung sim

ah he's finally resorted to the meme formation

>wet spam

bog sim his relegaton savor

wtf is Kante doing?

Just started pissing it down with hail stones lads, won't be long before it reaches 'The London Stadium'

anyone got a pic of the lolympic stadium today?

wanna see how many empty seats it has

>POOPSEA

>Wet Spam Way
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Karanka actually starting Rhodes

Apologise

Lads why isn't there a late kick off

It's a west ham are shit and payet bails them out episode again episode

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PAYET
GOAL OF THE YEAR

Payet just made Boro look like mugs

oh god here comes payetfag

>CUNTE

Magath

HUDDERSFIELD

PAJEET PAJEET PAJEET

Pretty much confirms Payet will be sold in January

fuck you hull

Hull pls

Wow, wow, wow! Did I say wow? That's an unbelievable goal from Payet and it's a stunning response from West Ham. He picks up on the touchline and cuts inside past one man into the box and has nothing else on so keep going beyond a second, third, fourth and fifth before slotting the ball back across goal from right to left beyond the keeper. to make it 1-1. Sensational from the Frenchman.

>villa

fucking lmao

> Hull

What is the point in this team? What is their purpose?

Just stop calling out people lad

Anyone who hasn't seen the goal should to be honest
Even by Payet's standards that was amazing

Payet goal, courtesy of reddit

my.mixtape.moe/pmnmem.mp4

twitter.com/BUSQXETS/status/782238776038924288

Payet deserves better than this shithousery around him

>been playing fifa
>check the scores
>chelsea still drawing, west ham behind again
>fucking kek i'll join the thread on spee
>both teams score

no fun allowed i'm fucking cursed

>Derby score the same number of goals in two games under Powell as they did in eight games under Pearson

Really makes you think.

can you speak a bit more clearly please, it's hard to understand what you're saying with your mouth full of dimitri's penis

>the state of that boro defence

>twatford

This website never works for me, it says it can't provide a secure connection or accept my login certificate???

Hull pls

what browser are you using?

they were amazing last season, just a great goal tbqh

SUCCESS

>dull city

Chrome

That match is going off the rails.

FUCK OFF COYLE U USELESS CUNT

You seem to be very edgy lad
I guess seeing someone getting praised reminds you that people don't give you enough attention
Here's a lovely (you)

weird, it works fine for me on chrome

pls stop huddersfield

Relegation could be a relief tbf

>Villa

> Forest

2nd West Ham goal soon
It's time for the West Ham Way's revival

>forest

you're extremely annoying tbf

Payet is good but stop please deepthroating him

Sunderland have been terminal for years
this may be a good thing
phoenix from the ashes etc

does goal line tech work when the keeper's smothering the ball?

>Nottingham Woods

> Go from winning to losing in 2 minuites
> forest

kys

>Jason Roberts has an MBE

This. At the very least it might be a year without a relegation battle.

...R-right?

Or they'll end up in League One with Villa.

might filter french flag tbqh

>saying someone made an awesome goal is annoying and "deepthroating him"
dude
I hope you won't also forbid me from cheering for West Ham

It'll be fine if you go down as long as you get a decent manager

OUZY

This man is a self-made billionaire and owns a football club, what's your excuse??

HAHAHAHA WILSHIT

JACK WILPOST

I'm not a ruthless and heartless enough of a bastard to make billions

>England's Great White Hope Jack Wilshere

I'm pretty sure this is a euro meme, but post pics if true

England's best midfielder la

>WHEELCHAIR

>zazazzzz

It's great to see West Ham attacking again and again
They aren't scoring but I don't care, they are still playing ten times better than during the previous matches

If he's fit he starts la

i resent having to watch football being played at this shitty stadium

for that reason i hope west ham are relegated and never return

>get relegated
>dump all the dead wood and high earners you can
>amend shitty transfer policy, don't keep buying literal whos from around the world and hoping they'll be ok
>actually have goals long term that aren't "don't get relegated"

May as well plan for relegation now, and even accept a couple of years in the championship if that's what it takes to fix the club

same

WONDERLAND

APOLOGIZE

Never doubted Moyes

WE DEM MOYES BOYS

I think rotherham are gonna score lads

if >moyes blows this point in the last minute he has to go IMMEDIATELY

They probably will knowing Newcastle

4-3 incoming

with you on that

scummy fans, scummy owners, scummy club

Billic is kill

Spanish Waiter has got 3 CBs on the pitch now, parking the bus against rotherham with a 1-0 lead
>inb4 7 minutes added time

what went wrong?

West Ham look like shit. They're only drawing because Boro are no good either.

and also beacuse Pajeet scored a blooter

How does PVA score so often?

not a blooter

>No goals
>1 injury to note

>5 added mins

>Mike Dean has given seven bookings in a match which a good ref would have given one.
What a joke of an official

is this human

>Derby

> Derby

RIP in piss

>they unironically doubted Conte

lads, i need to get from bath to stansted airport without spending a ransom

train? car hire? kill myself?

West Ham fans booing again

Isn't she that runner?

Dunno where the fuck that came from, payback for wednesday maybe

Fuck it, job done
Thank you based waiter

>2 points from 7 games

kek

YES BLADES

to make up for the fact that he can't defend for shit

>Moyes

>VILLA

HAHAHAHA

Too bad that ended up being a draw
Need Bilic to start players like Feghouli and Fletcher who can strike on target then West Ham might by a large margin next time

>Portsmouth

...

Sausage roll man in?

1 2 3

s-shut up

>english "women"

Tore is an utter abortion of a footballer and should never disgrace a pitch again.

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING PROMOTED

lol i was going to cap that too

Jade Goody on the right

been the reality for the past 5 years, doesnt get any easier

Me on the right.

Please check my repeating digits above

really really wish UTV was still here

they're over here bruv

...

das it mane

This is karma for that cunt shitting up threads on here for so long.

Probably eloped with his stalker.

>no evening kick off
>four games on a sunday instead
this is bullshit

>No late kick off

How is this allowed

Leverkusen - Dortmund, lads.

because yurop

there's wolves-norwich if you're desperate

> german "football"

I'll give it a go but don't rly like the Bayernsliga

Better than nothing, innit.

Championship is better 2bh famalam

>this norwich kit

>Not watching Dagenham-Tranmere

Is based, yes.

Honestly, lads, I've got no ill will towards Liverpool (Man City fan here, so always enjoyed scourers insulting Utd fans) but your ever-increasing paranoia, and just how precious all of you seem to be, is not a good look

Or to put it another way - have you ever stopped to ask yourself why there's such an ABL sensibility?

It's because you deserve it.