/HULL VS CHELSEA MATCH THREAD/

Team to face Hull City: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Cahill (c), David Luiz, Kante, Matic, Moses, Willian, Hazard, Diego Costa.

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ONE LION ON A SHIRT

Could make an entire bingo for Chelsea this season

>Costa screams
>Cahill does something stupid
>Willian hits the first man with a cross
>Hazard gets fouled
>Camera zooms in on Terry when Luiz or Cahill do dumb shit
>people beg for Luiz to be placed in DM (continue to spout he should be at CB once he's played in midfield)
>commentator mentions 3 at the back

UCL STILL GLEAMING

come on hull

last two digits is the final score lads

REROLLING

>still sticking with Kante and Matic

1-1

this is the real score *dabs*

>lelsc and poodro benched again
ay

Did Oscar get injured? Hopefully career-ending?

>Cahill
>Luiz

Dark days ahead for chelsea

Fabregas on suicide watch

>Courtois, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Cahill (c), David Luiz

It's all over

why dont you do 3 at the back desu whatever youre using now is shite. doesnt look like you have any tactic or plan whatsoever compared to the other top teams

poch and klopp =pressing philosophy
mouyes-bus park philosophy
wonga and pep-pretty passing philosophy

chelsea just go out on the pitch without a plan

hes just shit so he got benched desu

arsekek and liverpool raped these useless cunts by 4 goals each this month

if we dont win the seasons fucked

>willian still gets a game

Whats the point. Put in RLC or something

>still got a NT call

he's shit too

>luiz cahill pairing

at least we will see goals

...

Willian should become a right-back, been saying this for ages. He's not good enough to be a winger.

Zero (0) chances for Costa

>mfw this inevitably happens

Any other girls ITT?

As a City fan it feels great to see Chelsea collapse

fucking emenalo needs to fuck off. we got 2 brazillians, a winger and a AM and theyre both shit. liverpoo get a brazillian winger and AM and theyre both good. we havnt made a good transfer for 5 years.

maybe kante will end that

Was Hazard really 5 years ago?

>le never change despite constant evidence he should man

I'm liking Conte a whole lot, but he's doing exactly the same thing Mouyes did last season. MAKE. SOME. FUCKING. CHANGES. IN. DEFENSE. and use someone that isn't Oscar/Willian. Why is it so fucking hard?

but shes 3d, LRL

>brazillians when the going gets tough

i dont know what you expected

theyre like the anti-english. all technique and no heart

there is no way this ""defense"" won't concede *dabs in response*

>Diego Costa is totally spanish lads

>LRL
is that a meme from 2009?

They don't even have any technique or finesse about them either though.

>Implying the english have heart

>Gigolo Kante

>tfw have loved a lot of chelsea players for the past 15 years
>tfw only like diego now and he might leave

just let them relegate

SHE'LL NEVER SAY THAT
SHE'LL NEVER SAY THAAAAAAT
CUM IN ME CHADDIE
SHE'LL NEVER SAY THAT

are they clapping for Jose?

Kek

>Lulz

FUCK

G-great signing that David Luiz guy, right lads?

>tfw no Zouma

>Diego Costa so close to scoring

wow Hull is proper shit

what about Zouma and Dave?

kante is the biggest meme in the entire league

>kante
reeee

>not henriksen and diomande

Have to watch on my phone because my internet is too slow, phone data is fast as fuck though

>tfw australian
suffering

What did Kante do?

RIP you lil'cub.

Did not except to feel...

>plebs finally realizing why france started sissoko and matuidi over kante

>being dominated by Hull
What went wrong?

meme manage with meme players playing a meme formation

btw lads my stream is like 1 minute behind so no spoilers, okay?

any functional streams?

pretty likeable dudes now that I think of it

>chelsea will never win anything anymore

>could be 2-0 down already

>people beggin for iva to be dropped last year
>gets made captain
>people start asking for cahill to be dropped
>he da captain now

they're not rated

...

why do i want chelsea lose?

They're still one of the favourites for the league.

is David Luiz the Balotelli of defenders

navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2168userXtraDavid this is on time 520p

apkfifa.com/Soccer/hull-city-vs-chelsea-live-stream.html 20 sec behind 720p

what the fuck is this shit

I can remember a couple of good plays from Mario, but has David Luiz ever had a good match?

>luiz will never stop taking free-kicks

He'll end up like the Ronaldo of >our set-pieces.

At this point, it's pretty clear that winning with Chelsea is just a testament to Mou's brilliance, right?

I mean, they are a fucking terrible team

Why does conte play aspi as a CB?

gotta try to justify the price tag somehow

conte fuck off

azpi can literally do anything and luiz and cahill can't

Moses is so good

or a testament to how shit the eplel is

>Costa will miss Leicester game if he gets a card today
yay, more dropped points

>hazard

Absolutely fucking not. Terrible team, yes, but the play-style has been completely over-hauled. It looks nothing like the defensive bullshit Mouyes tatted into these players mind.

>2ND BEST IN THE WORLD

willian is out left

needs to see a pass before he runs into trouble

>azzar

Wait am I lagging behind or did I just miss something? What happened?

even by epl standards this team is dire

I thought last season was the aberration, but it seems like this is just their level.

How did Mou ever win with them? People used to think Hazard was amazing

this is going to be a long season

Hazard being the second best player in the world.

And why does Conte play Moses?
He was shit back in Liverpool though

Is Conte AVB 2.0?

That's the point. The players haven't changed that much. What's changed is the style.

Mou was able to make these garbage players win the league... by a lot

He can't change Cahill, we let all our other CB's go out on loan and Terry and Zouma are still out. We are stuck with that shitter until Terry is healthy.

And then nearly relegated them with his ego-tripping persona.

Missed an assist to Willian by 5 meters and it went to a throw-in

Moses makes the poorest decisions ever, how the fuck do some people on Cred Forums rate him

spurs loss forced mou to change the style and they never recovered

But that's what I'm saying. This dire shit (last year and now) is just their level. The fact that he was able to dominate the league with a team whose level is this shit is amazing and a testament to his brilliance.

He's a nightmare for fullbacks, one of the best wingers in the league.

Azza was great that season

Costa and Fabregas were on fire too

then the team started getting shit after winter and here we are

it's like Mou gave them a temporary boost that ruined them for good

who does?
he is shit m8

>dat luiz pass
>dat costa touch
>willian

chelsea are a bunch of mediocre shit

never seen anyone rate moses tbqhfam

He was great. The whole team was great. I just don't understand how, given how bad they all actually are.

They just need time to gel.

last pass costa is going to bother with this game

>WILL.I.AN

Yeah true enough, he did a terrific job with reviving Terry and making Cahill unironically one of the best defenders in the league for two years.

thank god Hull are shit too

They were "great" for half a season. Stop blowing Mou he is overrated.

>The whole team was great
nah, they were grinding victories and the rest of the league was complete shit. Also, mou would usually start poobregas who gives quite a few assists for half a season

What's that mark on the score that looks like congpang?

are chelsea done as a top team and becoming another tottenham?

seems like roman has lost interest?

If you dribble past a fullback but go to a position where you have no choice but to try to maybe win a corner everytime, you're not a nightmare

It's a joke, it's a fucking joke.

Chelsea are shit

Liverpool and Arsenal were 9-0 up against Hull at this stage

>Chelsea might actually lose to Hull
Any decent team could be dominating chelsea by now

>when given the choice between preserving these players or the manager, Chelsea chose the players

So this is the power of oil money.. woah

you know you are not funny right
just stupid

You can't sack the entire team lad

lads, remember when matic was THE BEST DM IN THE WORLD for a while?

They were grinding wins after they had won the league by january

just wait until a hull player thinks he's a goalkeeper

Moses is looking lively, hope he gets a chance once the pre-season ends

me neither hehe

>It can't be a foul because he dived to make the ref see it rather than letting the guy stand on his feet and nothing happen

Seeing as Chelsea spent huge money this summer and Abramovich had lunch with Conte every day of this week as well as watching a training session, I would say no, he's seemingly more involved than ever.

another one that Mou made to look amazing

I remember when every single season teams who win the league have mediocre players hyped to fuck

last season was Kante, couple seasons ago it was Matic

Kante was the best DM in the world just a fortnight ago.

but you can 'freeze' one of the untouchables and make an example of him. Send him to the stands for the rest of the season and refuse to sell him

>Moses passing

so they were only good for the first half of the season, I wouldn't call that being a great team

jesus christ, to think the cherry on today's shit footy cake is Udinese - Lazio, kill me

No, they were only blowing teams away for the first half of the season. Fair enough that Mou changed their approach, but their title was never in any doubt from then on.

Dortmund vs Leverkusen is the best game by far

I'd swap Walcott for Moses in a heartbeat.

final round in the icelandic league and jón daði televized later

I'm good

Chelsea are looking quite good desu. only a matter of time before Hull score on a counter because everyone's too high up the pitch

Matic was superb in 14/15, literally Chelsea's best player. Over Hazard even.

WAIT

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING VICTOR FUCKING MOSES HES SHITE

Fucking hell, this is boring

Post memes

Best player on the pitch right now for Chalsea

Him or Kante

he's the nigerian messi la

aza by far

at least he can complete a pass

Christ why is Mason always acting like such a whiny little bitch?

Kante hasn't done anything.

At least Moses is looking almost threatening a little

Aza is completing passes, but he's not doing anything dangerous

yeah those stepovers and then losing the ball are crushing Hull right now

fucking hell the rooney face on zlatan is the ugliest thing ive ever seen

zlatan on rooney isnt bad desu id hit it

This is fucking dull.

>azpi is the cb who's controlling the defensive line
>yelling at everyone
>puts his ass on the line every second of every game
>this man isn't captain already

get ready for poobregas being subbed in the second half and giving the winning assist

>says the Norway shitposter

k e k

Look, nobody is playing well for them right now. Hazard is doing literally nothing.

At least Moses is pretending that he might do somethign

>those 2 games at the start of the season where people said azzar was 'back'

I'm listening to the Chelsea game on 5 Live while playing Dragon Quest 7

Yeah it's a bit hypocritical in that sense tbf kek, but I've never acted like that when I play football myself.

Hazard only plays well when John Terry is playing

FACTS

if chelsea loses to hull baka

>le shit final fantasy ripoff games for weebs

Just change Hazard to Chelsea

>doing two dull things at once
congrats la

Hazard already plays for Chelsea, or do you mean Thorgan? I saw an article today saying there was no buyback clause though

Baffling that teams like Chelsea have mongs like Moses in their starting lineup

Was Matic good oncce or was that just Mou's system?

DQ is superior to FF in every way (art style, story and battle system), it also came first and as you'd expect is more popular in Japan

Getting sleepy now

>I rank Hazard

Kante is a comfy player desu

Moses is a good player.

he's saying that chelsea only play well when terry is playing, not just hazard

system

theres a reason we flogged him

he's sayin chelsea play shit when terry doesn't play m8

I meant change the word Hazard to Chelsea in that sentence

mouyes system

lol, trolled so easily...

>adulthood

How much for Moses in January?

lads

i miss mou

Costa's off the ball skills are underrated, why is he so retarded when he chimps out

and Matic is just awful right now

is he one of us?

>le better than busquets man

Tbh Chelsea plays the same regardless of which manager they have

THICC

Hull getting ripped apart

>be Conte
>only have success with 2 very specific meme formations
>decide to try new, non-meme things at Chelsea
>fail

Anyone else got a date with a qt tonight?

mauled by the lions xD

>these faggots get paid millions every season to 'play' this dross
football was a mistake

so livermore's the hull red of the day?

>Hull get players sent off for nothing vs Liverpool
>players should get sent off vs Chelsea
>nothing
K E K

Sickest dive I ever saw was Costa against the dutch in the World Cup

no, but i just had a cheeky wank to a qt

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Why the fuck did Willian just take the ball off his only creative team mate and fuck it up? Why is Willian even allowed to play football?

Willian was your best player last season, show some respect.

I hate Willian so much. He's so slow on the ball, always wasting time, never makes runs because he wants the ball on the feet, can't score, takes every set piece despite being shit at them.

courtois is elite again

Saves: Hull 0 : 2 Chelsea

Yeah mate, fucking raping them.

What is Cortouis and Luiz arguing about?

Is Conte a bad manager?

>"shot cum"
When did the bbc get so gay?

...

>Willian was your best player last season
kek.
k e k.
KEK.
K E K.

No.

Chelsea are just toying with them, I expect a cricket score in the second half.

That was because other players playing bad on purpose.

he has only done one thing since the start of the match: kill the tempo. What conte sees in him is beyond me

>Willian
That's a weird way of spelling Azpilicueta

He's certainly better than what Mouyes became, but these players aren't doing him any favours. With some January purchases and sticking to Conte there's no way they end up outside of top 4.

>No britflag lelsea fans

KEK

>cum-shot cross into the six yard box

All at the game la

unironically think im the only one

why? spurs arsenal united city and liverpool all look better

I need to get rid of these hats, lads. How do I do it?

He's just another AVB, Scolari etc

...

>bragging about being bandwaggoners

All the british plastics are supporting CITEH now. JF's take more time to adapt.

Chelsea are the Hilary Clinton of footie teams

Successful off shady business and a ghost following

Kante is in an advanced position quite a lot, too bad he can't create, play a decisive pass or shoot

chelsea a shit

block them?
or wait a day if you're stupid.

YOU 'ULLLLL

City of Culture

They all look better like how Liverpool or Arsenal looked better than Chelsea when they played them but in reality Chelsea were the better team in both games.

Just like how spurs arsenal united city and liverpool all look better but in reality Chelsea have the better players.

Spurs will starting choking eventually and United are just dogshit.
1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
Abramovic better splash some cash in winter trasnfer window though

>lelsea will win the league la

link to this?

>implying

What's for breakfast lads

Chelsea doesn't have better players than City.

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use overchan or dashchan

>BIG CHEESEBURGER
>a family carton of orange juice with a straw

What anime character is chelsea

Some eggs, toast and a nice glass of milk .

Fan circa 2004. At eight years old I Didn't realise Chelsea were only a step above mill wall in terms of right winging and were then funded by the deaths of Russians but I don't mind that much

By not being a newfag.

>taking that post seriously
m8..

Chihaya

Kale smoothie
Steel cut oats with chopped almonds and blueberries
4 hardboiled eggs

Other than De Bruyne and Otamendi, which City player would even start for Chelsea? Remember this that is the same team that walked the league, City have never done that at any point.

(you)

all the attack block and silva

you fat bastard.

Hazard and azpilicutea are the only players that would get into the city team

Got a spicy new meme for ya's

Fresh off the press

Silva,Agüero,Fernandinho,Sterling,Gundogan,Nolito,De Brown and both CB's

Just woke up, how is Chelsea doing?

Are you proud of yourself? Do you think living like this is going to last? If you keeps this up you'll be dead by 30.

They're tearing Hull apart.

this

What I don't understand is what both Mou and Conte see in him. If only manager liked him, ok, it happens, but so far every manager Chelsea had played him, he starts for Brazil iirc

I don't understand

Aguero, Sterling, Silva, Fernandinho, Kompany, Kolarov, along with De Bruyne and Otamendi.

So literally just Azpilicueta, Cortois, Hazard and Costa would start from Chelsea. Only including Costa here if it was 2 up front, with a lone striker it would be Aguero every day of the week.

Terrible.

they are getting mauled by the tigers

Who's getting off for Michy? Probably Willian right

And Hazard would probably struggle to get in there with Sterlings current form as well.

starting for brazil doesnt really mean much desu, paulinho started for them, and they dont even call up firminho

they need a european manager

Hazard = world class

dat hazard

Hazard would get on the left for Nolito/David Silva

Past 5 PM now in Norway, and im stuck watching this boring shit.

Time for a beer?

i miss the old hazard

Willian had a few good games last year when Neymar was suspended.
He will be dropped soon though.

>Hazard does fuck all
>does le fancy stepover
>suddenly he's world class again

Fuck right off

>shithill

Christ almighty this has no end.

Silva is miles ahead of Hazard.

>roar on your team!

straight from the go hazard

Are you even watching the game? Hull just can't handle him.

come on conte, sub poobregas in

Just got a text off the guy, he said hazard is going to score 2

You're ruining my thread experience, meta-sarcastic Britposter.

Silva only plays on the left when they have Gundogan, so he'd be in the middle behind De Brown with Hazard on the left, that's what I meant

Would Zidane even take Hazard at this point?

Remember when Salah scored vs Arsenal?
I thought that was the beginning of a great career for the lad at Chelsea

Oh yeah alright then, fair enough. That team would be fucking stacked though holy shit. I sort of want to see that in action now desu.

Hull are so fucking shit, why do they even bother?

real are banned from transfers

scoring against arselel isn't a fucking accolade. it's like scoring against a blind and deaf kid on crutches.

Why does every one say that english people got poor genetics ?
I'd do anything to have a bf like Cahill, Barkley or, especially, Stones.

tfw no makelele ballack essien lampard

JUST PUT A FUCKING CROSS IN WILLIAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Ik was just pointing out how far Hazard has regressed.

le workrate and no end product man makes the mistake of thinking he's actually good

Is Kante the signing of the season?

i could do a much better job than emenalo, with me chelsea would win the league every year

Why isn't cesc on? Either we need another body in the box (michy) or someone who can pick the lock (cesc)

Chelsea will not win this game

>Kunte

HAHAHAHAHA

and again he smashes it over the bar

what a waste of space

>Martial
>Kante

>Cunte

>kante

HAHAHAHAHA

I understand the club since they make money out of it but, why do the fans bother?

>not passing it to hazard in the first place

reee

thought he blocked that with his hand for a sec

>cunte

but we have the new makalele..

I thought you were talking about Hazard desu

Jesus christ......

>KUNTE
clutch as fuck from Curtis Davies tho

>Stones
>france going for the black guy
real fucking funny

well then

Well, at least it was the one man I can actually forgive for missing an opportunity like that. I'd be flinging my feces everywhere if that was Willian.

Have you ever seen Kante score a goal?

How long till Conte gets the boot?

lel

maybe tomorrow desu if we dont win

its the most popular time to do it with the break, and roman

finally

WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN


Never doubted desu

Beautiful goal!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEND PROOODUCCTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Nigger-I-am

lucky goal

>talk smack about willian all game
>he does that

Of fucking course. I look like a right cunt now. He's still shit though.

(You)

YOUR BEST PLAYER LAST SEASON

I FCKING TOLD YOU

SHOW HIM SOME RSPECT, APOLOGISE NOW

Sugoi goal desu

pretty good shot

also
>all that spaghetti from Hull

Thats breddy gud.

Shit defending though

TTTTTAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>he doesn't rate Willian

GOOOOOOOOOOOooooLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>it's a chelsea wins despite playing shit episode

literally every top team.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

effay goal

BLOOTER

Hull are utter wank

How long until Barcelona buy Willian?

>top team

kek

KEK

Did I say otherwise, chucklefuck? I just said they won whilst playing shit. Learn to read before you get buttplastic Chelskifag.

Don't care what anyone says Costa has played an amazing season so far

>living in a war zone

t. football expert

>one of the 3 teams fighting for the title
>not a top team

But Chelsea has been the better team, user

But they're not playing like shit? Are you even watching the game?

Lad, >we're fucking shit.

I agree to be honest with you family.

he's be tearing the league apart if he was in a good team

REPLAY

Are we, dare I say, back?

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TOP OF THE LEAGUE
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
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TOP OF THE LEAGUE

Why doesn't Costa score more with his head?

...

COSTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spanish footballers showing they can score Brazilian goals too

Why are hull defending so tragically?

>tfw captained Costa this week

one more and natty bongo on for matic pls

oh gee, all you had to do is run and shoot, who would've thought

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

lmao hull is fucking terrible

CELEBRATING AGAINST RELEGATION BATTLERS LOLOLOLOLKLKLKLKLLKMLKLOLOLOL

Chelsea fans themselves told me this at the start of the season. It was between them, United and City.

and judging by this performance, I agree with them.

So did everyone already forget about two defeats in row because >we're leading against a team without a manager or a bench now or what?

>conte's aggression after the goal
it's on lads ;_;

because 2 of their 5 defenders are suspended for thinking they're goalkeepers

>tfw forgot about everton-palace so my captain wasn't changed
at least it was lukaku

You got BTFO lad, pipe down.

>tfw when forgot the Friday league game and couldn't captain Costa

Same here senpai

our year lad

>tfw BTFO by my own team doing well

Good feel

Chelsea have been so good that they're making Hull look like relegation candidates.

Why are you on Cred Forums and not at the game?

Being the better team =! playing well.

If that was the case, Arselel would be winning titles constantly. They're not, ergo, they're shit and irrelevant. Chelsea are playing like shit and certainly not a title challenge performance. Liverpool put 5 past them, Arsenal put 4. Arsenal put 3 past >us. It isn't something to fucking celebrate. We should be creaming them 5-0/6-0. They have NO manager and their 2 best defenders are banned.

Two games where our defense was the main reason for why Chelsea fucked it up so bad, at least Chelsea's defense seems more solid now, although we are playing against Hull so that's not saying much

Why are you on Cred Forums and not at the game?

are you retarded?

Shut up shitskin

Emenalo doesn't even control the transfers

I don't support Hull nor Chelsea? I have Costa in my FF team though.

Why are you on Cred Forums and not at the game?

Pls bring on FabreGOAT and/or RLC/Chalobah

>RLC

>I don't support Hull nor Chelsea?
There you go, that's my answer.

Matic -----> Fabregas
Willian -----> Batshuayi
2-0 --------> 4-0

cheeky

>moses

>you will NEVER have the jawline of Marcos Alonso

JDIMSA

Based on current evidence, I rate Alonso

Ivanovic era over?

Is there anything more comfy than doing a cheeky foul throw when you're 2-0 up and cruising?

>not giving a young player experience when the game is won

¡¡¡ERA PENAL!!!

>mfw same Jawline but chin way behind
fuck this shit

era desu

Alonso is at least good as the winger he's playing today.. dem crosses.. need to see him defend

Will Hull surpass Derby?

That's stonewall mate

Best girl.
Fuck Costa, Rashford will fuck him tomorrow ;_;

Hull concede a penalty every week, I think the ref felt sorry for them.

>rating RLC

I unironically rated Robertson before this game. Mistakes been made.

>costa

>Oscar

>oscar attemping facial hair

this..
natty bongo please

>not rating potential big black iniesta

So is Costa the top scorer now or what

Aguero will get his annual goals against spurs this week though

Next few matches look promising, lads, I think Chelsea can win each one of them if our defense behaves like a defense is supposed to behave.

Penguero is a fraud

>big black
>iniesta
pick one

He hasn't even been given a fair chance though. His goal in the cup last(?) season gave me Lampard flashbacks.

kek

>thinking RLC is going to make it
>thinking he's going to get anywhere close to Iniesta
>thinking Iniesta is white

So is Costa okay with playing for chelsea now or does he want to leave?

Really productive arguments you're making here, I'm sold.

>pedro

I think he doesn't mind staying so long as he isn't the only guy trying

GOAT striker btw but redditors hate him

Apologize.

You think Costa is getting tired of the constant "Diego Diego Diego" every fucking game?

>Helter Skelter isn't his favourite Beatles song

howling

He's not going to make it at Chelsea. Really wish ancelotti would come back, he at least tries to give young players a chance

>Helter Skelter isn't his favourite Siouxsie song

I'm sorry Victor Moses

just like the majority of the englishmen singing the chant, diego's brain can't handle much more

Literally the only cover of it I like 2bh, good shout

He wanted to join us but that cunt Abramovic didn't let him join us.Chelshit is destroying his career.REEEEE

>Pootles

He's really fun to watch, I hope they reach UCL or EL so I can see him more.

Batshuayi for Willian

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>thinking I'm here for solid evidence
>thinking I'm here to change your mind
>implying I can change the mind of a retard who thinks LRC will fucking make it.

>he rates the Beatles

kek

thought it was him too

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I'm literally saying he WONT make it because he isn't given a fair shot you fucking mongoloid. Jesus christ get laid you sorry excuse of a human being.

>he pretends to not rate them on an anonymous Taiwanese photography imageboard

>He's a filthy Cred Forums tryhard pleb

You're right, I was actually just trying to pull your leg. The Beatles where pretty great tbf

we did it lads

not him, but you didn't, you said he hasn't been given a chance, not that he wasn't going to make it.

fuck me....

>Zouma and Terry might be fit for the Leicester game, will definitley be fit for the game after

He's the newest shitposter. Probably the Algerian on his proxy.

>so long as he isn't the only guy trying
He literally was one of the players that genuinely tried to have Mourinho sacked, he should have no right to think that he's the only one trying.

Holy shit that sounds good, hope Zouma recovers his abilities as soon as possible, knee injuries are almost always career ending.

t. staff member or player at chelsea?

if not, fuck off with your bullshit

It's the same fucking thing, how is that hard to understand? Obviously you aren't going to make it anywhere if you don't play. Thats like a teacher telling his students to learn math without educating them in math.

Well that was a fucking waste of time wasn't it.

>fucking MEYLER at RB
>no defensive composure
>no midfield composure
>no attacking prowess at all
>hauling clucas off for hudd when he was the best outfield player

Phelan's team selection was completely wrong. Only significant positive I have is Marshall was good.

can't stop

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Conte is really not looking happy, hope Abramovic gives him time to develope this team, even if Chelsea doesn't ends in the top 3 this season.

10 in 12. Crazy

He's like when you get loaned out in FIFA player career. Miles ahead of his opposition.

Chelsea wont make top 4

Well, that was fucking boring.

Indeed. Like Bamford at Boro, he was so good then

Willian genuinely seemed depressed in his post-match interview.

>bamford

Oh god no not this again

K

JUST

Willian is always depressed post-game, because he just spent the past 90 minutes pressing