Eternal Arsenal Thread

>mfw wenger signs an extension and sells wilsh to bournemouth

Thank you based Wenger.

Is he elite?

Is he elite?

>another wing/att mid prospect
can they produce some fullbacks pls

I-in?

>who is omari hutchinson

Bournemouth are fucking dreadful

Why am I watching this

For our boy.

can't believe i forgot about this
youtube.com/watch?v=3mycgcwSD20

>Cole, Clichy, Gibbs, Bellerin

That's the one thing they produce desu

He just stands in the middle in acres of space and Bournemouth go wide and put in a shit cross

Anyone watching chambers & Wilshere ?

this game is painful to watch

Watching Wilshere here m8. Bournemouth play him as a 10 but they look like they don't know how to play with a 10 because they don't use him properly. See He hasn't been bad but he hasn't had any impact at all. Shit game overall so far though.

Yes, Wilshere is pretty poor. Sloppy with his tackling/passing, taking up poor positions, ball watching, yellow-carded, moaning at others etc

watched about 15 mins of boro game and nothing interesting's happened

Obvious anti-Wilshere bias here. Don't listen to this guy.

lol

Gibbs graduated a while ago and we could really do with a LB coming up

all were from other teams except cole

feels bad man

gibbs joined at like 14 and they converted bellendo

I'd rather Wenger go sign one like Rodriguez but yeah that is a position where a youth prospect could currently make it. Didn't Tafari Moore train at LB with England recently?

B-bellerin has Arsenal DNA man watchu on about

Yeah, Tafari is our guy but he's better as a RB because he's right footed.

he did and he played there when england won u17 euros or something. but unless he's as two-footed as santi I doubt wenger would trust him at lb

Jeorge Bird @jeorgebird 13m
Ainsley Maitland-Niles and Jeff Reine-Adelaide have travelled with the first-team for the Burnley game.

youtube.com/watch?v=MH2Z9ufFato
We literally had replacements for Hleb, Diaby, & Welbeck

We really, really need an Ox injury.

you know what to do, britbong

Ox is a decent left back though, it's gibbs that needs to fuck off

next time there's an away match in my area I'm on it

gentle reminder we still don't have a striker or a long term solution to RW

deeney soon la

kek boro scored
>wet spam

Wilsh hitting the woodwork second game in a row

Unlucky Jack

Dat wilshere

How's he playing overall lads?

>long term solution to RW

surely theodore can do a job for some more years
I'd much rather have him than Mahrez or some other meme shitter

>striker
who is lucas perez?

>club ends kroenke's £3m consultancy fee
>cash reserves mysteriously £3m lower

KRANKIE OUT

Bournemouth play like a team of individuals

How the hell they are in the premier league I have no idea

He hasn't been shit, but he hasn't been good enough to say he's been that good. Although no one's playing good so he's probably been Bournemouth's best player.

>livershit jammy win
>chavs winning too

it's just boring

that was so bad from boro defenders, but at least chambers was the only one of the 3 who didn't go to ground

my.mixtape.moe/pmnmem.mp4

I'm not even going to quote you lad. Just know that you just said something ridiculous there. You're taking it too far.

support your local team you bandwagonning cunt

>Walnut is better than Mahrez

why do AKBs still exist?

>everyone around >us winning
p-pls no choking tomorrow

Josh King when?

That is just ridiculous by King

piss off hull you boring cunts

Based Chelsea.

This match just got good all of a sudden

Success!

Wenger is a Nazi

wtf?

You can't be serious.

I believe it

wtf i love wenger now

>livershit jammy win

Did you actually watch that second half? Liverpool were irresistable.

wtf i love wenger now

>liverpool were irresistible
>irish flag

makes you think

Lol you didn't know?

>wilshere making all these good runs
>bournemouth lads not good enough to find him

ffs

lel

how did he fucking miss

ffs jack that is laughable ;_;

>not spotting that run
i was told bournmeme like to play football

I have no idea mate. Howe should have let him play the full 90 though, he didn't look that tired today.

>wilshit

literally rooney tier shit now

>Jack hitting the post
>twice
SELL SELL

WILSHIT FAGS AND WOBS BTFO

Weird, Wilshere is indeed SHITE

just like every non-Arsenal fan has been saying for the past 4 years

Do you guys intentionally lie about your players abilities? or is it just a subconscious bias?

wtf i hate holland now

He was amazing the last time we saw him play in 2011.

>doing a foul throw when you're a professional footballer

Not entirely sure what you mean, he's been the best player on the pitch today. He's consistently the best player whenever England play, it's just that around the world class quality at Arsenal he looks average

t. wilshit pro

>WOBs will defend this

>wilshite

>wilshere out brigade will defend this
???

Haven't been watching but it seems like Boro have defended pretty well today? Maybe Chambers will keep starting for them.

Ramsey would have buried that

btw when is ramshit coming back?

That's Wilshere? He looks so fat.

hopefully never

the latest expectations are after intl break

he got replaced

After the international break™

>20 years
>3 Premier Leagues
>6 FA cups

Pretty underwhelming desu

i would have berried my dick in germanys ass but merkel got there first

but muh fancy football!

I'm genuinely interested, why are you so obsessed with Germany and merkel's refugee policy?

friendly reminder to all that this isn't Cred Forums and Cred Forums posting should be discouraged at all times

>tfw Wenger could have won at least 3 more premier league titles a Champions League and a league cup

At least you're consistent.

I'm genuinely interested, why aren't you?

He baits people with obvious shit depending on their flag. Best to ignore Aussie flags who type in all lower case.

This desu

what do you mean?

I've seen people who dislike one thing because it's "off topic" but turn a blind eye on other off topic posts because it suits them

Fucking hypocrites.

i often don't bother to capitalise and i'm not him ;_;

there's 2 aussies like that

t. expert

great post my friend

agreed

Who's worse?

strawpoll.me/11340961

there's really no argument here

>4 votes for Welbeck

Obviously Welshit
>cost more than 15 million
>is on 100k p/w

agenda pushers

ox doing better than expected

This. Also everyone knows Sanogo is complete shit but there are still some guys that act like Welbeck is good.

I still remember when our resident Dutch poster said that Welbeck was easily better than Giroud.

>people voting for Debuchy
The guy was actually fine when fit. He just kept on getting into freak accidents that caused injuries. The time he injured his shoulder was not his fault in the slightest. Felt bad for him, 2bh.

>loan out Joel
>sell Serge
>keep oxshit

>The guy was actually fine when fit

This is not an excuse
Wilshere was brilliant back in the day, I still think he needs to get the Old Yeller treatment(not literally)

>The guy was actually fine when fit. He just kept on getting into freak accidents that caused injuries.
exactly like wilshire

The Diaby number clearly needs to be retired

they asked to leave because not enough playing time
ox is just unambitious and probably think he's still 19

Wilshere wasn't getting into freak accidents. The way he plays encourages people to foul him.

jesus christ /arse/ Sanogo is the worst footballer in the club

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>mfw Mustafi gets it

Sanogo isn't even a footballer, so it's obviously welbeck.

>strawpoll.me/11341007
cazorshit out

an actual difficult poll
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That's an amazing picture. 10/10 comfy. They both probably had a cup of tea afterwards on a cold winter's day in London.

You need to relax a bit senpai. There's absolutely nothing wrong with continuing the brave fight against Wenger and trying to counteract the recent AKB posts, but you're becoming annoying tripfag-tier lately.

>wilshire

Who?

It's between Ozil and Alexis, depends on their form

>no Coquelin
dumb aussie

Mustafi is better than frogscielny
Ozil is worse than Iwobi
Sanchez is just a chilean aguero

New provocative poll lads

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retard

wrong on all 3 counts, impressive tbqh

POO

Pls stop with these shit-tier Cred Forums """"""""""""memes"""""""""""""""

That is tough. It's gotta be Ozil though.

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i dont dislike paedophile weebshit because it's off-topic
i dislike it because it's paedophile weebshit

fucking off yourself

reposting to get all votes in

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FUCKING CHINK PAEDOPHILE

toughest one so far. Who did you vote for?

Keep on fighting the good fight

Sorry I'm just bored. Im enjoying Arsenal alot rn tho especially the front 4

why can't zelalem be as good as pulisic bros

Here's to another 20 years of Arsene Wenger :3

>loan out Joel
>sell Serge
>keep oxshit

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wrong kind of African. He'd be good if he wasn't the skinny long distance runner type.

Gayest name i have ever heard for a sports team

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African Americans are physically superior in every sport they play

Why hasn't anyone tried to make them play soccer?

Young Boys?

>ywn be a pro athlete and have it be acceptable for you to travel on public transport in tracksuits

>never heard of the packers

Iwobi in

Because blacks don't want to play with spics and whites

Basketball courts are cheaper to build and maintain so they play that instead of soccer.

>Ramshit

so if niggers become less racist and less poor, the usa will dominate soccer?

>bellendo being tired of nacho's shit

he's probably having to listen to hours of nacho talking about the notebook or coldplay or some shit

please point out to me where jack "literally xavi" wilshere is in that chart

Yes

Imagine all of the GOAT shooting guards and point guards in the league developing tekkers in their youth

>he's probably having to listen to hours of nacho talking about the notebook or coldplay or some shit
nice projection, germcuck

No since coaching is one of the most important things in soccer and is instilled from the time a kid is 10. Unless they can get proper academies where kids can learn they will maintain the same level
How many games has Wilshere played for Arsenal in that time?

go to bed la

Odell Beckham Jr. was actually a great youth footballer but then he switched to the gridiron

Crusch

Funny how Ozil hasn't gotten an assist this season yet.

ill go to ur moms bed nles you shut up

Wenger (ca. 2008)

Antonio Brown would have been elite as fuck

>Afobe swapped not making Arsenal's squad for Bournemouth's bench
Should have stayed at Wolves instead of rushing for a PL return

Gerardo on the left

Suh would have been the goat CB, he aso played a lot as a kid but he had a lot of cards for obvious reasons

He hasn't?
damn

>that shirt
cringe

He would've probably declared to play for Nigeria or some shit

Bradford Jamieson and Haji Wright when lads? American core when?

this

My son is 9 and already a goat right back. Soon lad

it's not goating when you're playing against MlelS defenders

>not playing as striker at youth levels
your son is never going to make it

sign him up la

Murillo, James and Falcao when lads?
Colombian core when?

He makes runs from the back and scores one a game usually
Wenger won't text me back :(

after our boy 'Dres Vargas

keep wilshere and call them the coke boys

keown's words, not mine. or maybe it was parlour. anyway, one of the old english core said it.

>My son
have you had a paternity test?

Tony Montana on a cheeky deadline day loan needed

>sokratis

t. Sokratis Papastathopoulos

Tony will be our owner and promptly sign all the players we /coke FC/ now

and a uefa cup/europa league
and atleast 1 more LC
lost to fucking Gala on pens

Tony and Matty Flammers for joint chairmen and owners

As the coach I need to appease the plebs and rotate who plays striker. My kid knows his role and is happy to play where I put him. If they are up too many i put him in goal

He looks exactly like me desu

>My wife's son

holy shit I thought this was a meme

how old are you lad

James Milner would be a starter for Arsenal

>My kid knows his role and is happy to play where I put him
weak mentality, he's never going to make it

>when the memes distort your perception of reality

He's got decent strength and can hit the ball hard but is pretty shit otherwise desu
Nah

Usually he wouldn't but he's actually a better LB than Monreal this season

Literally the Colombian Podolski. Sign him up.

he hasn't faced anyone good on the wings yet.

monreal's been alright this season

Which part of India are you from?

Iwobi-Lucas-Theo
Özil
Xhaka-Santi
Gibbs-Mustafi-Holding-Bellerin
Cech

Should rest spicy since he's gonna play the entirety of the chile games same for Kosc. Nacho hasn't been the good so let Gibbs play

I've blogged before about it, I'm a single dad with sole custody

32 ;_;

Soon as he is eligible for the next level I'm going to convert him into a babby bergkamp

I really want this to happen
But I don't think Alexis will be happy with being rested after getting so visibly frustrated against Basel

fuck me you're old

what happened to his mom?

Never left 4chinks because I like posting as user and no other forums have banter

We'll be playing a parked bus so I wouldn't tamper with the forward line. Win the game early and bring off Alexis before 65'
Of course what's going to happen is he'll play all 90

I took him and left her about a year and a half ago; she fell into drug addiction and degeneracy

Neither has Monreal and he's looked shit

who will get more goals this season

left back milner or striker sanchez

why did you have a child with someone prone to drug addiction and degeneracy?
not fair on your kid desu

>tfw no son that you can mould into a top player and live vicariously through

must be nice

obviously sanchez
a better question is milner or ozil?

College romance; knocked her up and got married because she's a pastors kid. She became hooked on prescription pills and hid it well til it got too bad to keep him around her.
Feels good man, I recommend it

>got married because she's a pastors kid
i dont get it
did he put a gun to your head?

Pretty much yeah; wouldn't look good to his flock to have a bastard grandson

>Could have had Klopp but we're stuck with Wonga

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gnabry IN
wenger OUT

Fuck. Gnabry's actually GOATing it up there already.

Darmstadt are fucking shit though
worst bundesliga club by a wide margin

Did you see his goal last week though?

Bully FC when

you were literally forced into marrying a degenerate whore by an old paedophile?
feel sorry for your ex wife's son desu

shouldn't the keeper have come out sooner?

didn't ox miss an identical chance the other day?

She wasn't degenerate until after I married her; the dad isn't a catholic priest either ya knob he's actually pretty cool

>bully fc
>walcott
?????????????????????????????

are you just shitposting or do you not realise he would have joined bayern on a free next year anyway?

more so than Ox, Iwobi

>that keeper
kek

he might have stayed if he was given game time ahead of fucking OX
taking that chance is easily worth the 3 mil we got by selling him

Reminder once we exit the League Cup we will never see Holding in the Arsenal squad again
Literally Chambers 2.0
At least he cost 8x less though

see

LOMINARTI D:

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I just hope we never see Gabriel and Welbeck again.

kek

"He is even worse than a Jew, he is may Allah forgive me for uttering this word an Albanian" - real quote

XHAKA OUT WHEN?

>bully fc
>walcott
>shitroud

Replace giroud with welbeck & walcott with Akpom

Mustafi is Albanian as well

I wonder where Özil's genetics are from. Turks are quite an eclectic mix so you never know

Giroud unironically bullies defenders though. Ask John Stones la

Halal :3

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>CB not taller than an attacking mid

MUSTAFI OUT

that's an Egyptian

another attempt by me to get some votes in

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fuck off

just realised we're playing nippon this break so i might get to watch asano for the first time

is this what the average australian female looks like?

what a counter by leverkusen

Don't want that Dortmund manager anymore

those are men

so yes?

he got a call up?

a while ago senpai

this the nib?

average australian female doesn't go to soccer games lad

he's been called up every time since signing for arsenal at least. probably won't start away to us

having difficulty facing an uncomfortable truth, lad?

literally don't care, I just want you to stop spamming

sorry, I'm done now
I just wanted to get a decent sample size

yeah?

12 more to go then lad
inb4 >CLT
fuck off

having difficulty admitting Wilshere is overrated?

did you not read the post m8? don't care about the shitty brit core

I know that isn't a great sample size and I have no fucking clue about statistics, you won't get an argument from me

Really makes you realise how shit our British players are.

is the computer even turned on? why is arsene helping bergkamp type? is his hand on top of dennis' hand? >you just know...

That's what I thought, when you line 'em up like that you're basically picking the least bad of a poor group

typical gay gooners desu

good night
oxlade out

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dat pires

yeah man

Reyes was gonna be goat too, shame

tfw no gf

>3DPD

>tfw starting to get sick
>tfw int break soon so not EPL footy for Thanksgiving
Fuck this lads

just grow up and watch some anime lad

Your pedo cartoons are not supplement for a functioning relationship, kindly wipe yourselves off the face of the Earth, for the benefit of the rest of us

Getting pretty tired of Keown Wrighty etc Wenger loving.

Whats with the English lads sucking up to Wenger so much? Same with Dixon and Parlour.

The French lads are far better it seems. Petit regularly destroys Wenger and Viera/Henry aren't as soft either. The only Wenger fanboy on the Arsenal French side is Pires.

but then who would make fun events for the children?

wish more would speak out, regardless of their position

anime and Wenger out tbqh

half of this

You have Wrighty saying give Wenger a 3 year extension and Keown talking about Wenger surpassing SAF's 26 years in charge. Its fucking insane.

n-no senpai

like it or not, it's pretty likely he's getting another 2 years. I don't mind, but only if he has a successor lined up; I like the idea of Arteta taking over, but I wouldn't oppose an established, proven manager be brought in, especially if he does lrave this year

number ten is ridiculously good. begrkamp pass so perfect that it almost stops moving when it gets where he wants it. descends into meme/free kick/blooter territory after that.

Wright flip-flops a lot though and Keown is just loyal to a fault.

Why the fuck would you want Arteta to take over though? Because players said he's good and he could be a manager one day? He's done nothing at all.

I said I like the idea, not that he should take over

dumb ayaya poster

>tfw got so smashed last night that you're still drunk when you wake up

Lads, I'm honestly worried about the end of this season

Literally no one available will have the quality to replace Wenger

Let him sign a 2-year extension, it's INFINITELY better than what happened to United after Fergie retired

I would take literally anyone as a replacement for Wenger even if we go full United the following season.

That makes you a wanker lad

Don't care la. I just hate Wenger that much these days. He made me like this.

I agree, I just love Arsenal more than I hate Wenger
And he's the best coach available next summer.

I say wait for Simeone

You're a fool if you think we have any chance of getting Simeone.

Just saying that no one of lesser quality would be an improvement

Someone Howe-tier would lead to all quality players leaving

Good luck winning the league with Gibbs and Ox as starters

leicester did it

Idiot. Any manager would kill to have the chance to manage a club that will be loyal to you for potentially 20 years

You're just making Americans look bad right now.

You're just a right cunt m8

Mate I'd love to have Simeone too but there's no way he's joining us.

Leicester had meme magic, we have nothing but Ozil and Alexis

Alexis memed messi out of a trophy 2 years in a row

Not too confident about the game lads

>tfw I've thought about it but I actually don't care
weird feeling that I shouldn't be able to have 2bh

wenger out

>even if we go full United the following season.

You'll quickly regret it if that happens. Trust.

As long as favourite brave English lads play I won't mind. Not like there's any difference between finishing top four/losing in the CL 1st round and finishing sixth/not qualifying.

Any manager is better than Wenger, he's just that bad.

I would rather get relegated with a different manager than win the league with Wenger.

Excellent post.

Relax

was expecting an american flag

She is literal perfection

Ospina is a lucky man

I miss the old Wenger, the Adams-Bould Wenger
The Pires-Cole Wenger, the trophy’s gold Wenger
I hate the new Wenger, the transfer prude Wenger
The like-a-new Wenger, the can’t find deals Wenger
I miss the rad Wenger, the never bad Wenger
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to cheer Wenger
See i supported Wenger, there wasn't any Wenger's
And now I look and look around and there's so many Wenger's
I used to watch Wenger, I used to love Wenger
I even had the nike coats i thought i was Wenger!
What if Wenger made a speech, about Wenger
Called 'support the youth players''? Man, that'd be so Wenger!
That's all it was Wenger, we still love Wenger
And i love Wenger, like Wenger, loves Wonga

>Hit's the post twice in one match
Has he hit the frame of the goal more than scored in his career?

Is Gnabry faster than I remember?

I hope Nip Aguero makes it

Yfw we sign Payet and Butland on the cheap in the summer

THE ANNIVERSARY OF WENGER COINCIDES WITH THE BIRTH OF Cred Forums

Colombians are actually the hottest women, it's wild.

This Colombian guy was telling me how all the men used to run around on their wives while they were home worrying about it, and now it's the other way around.

wtf i love 4wenger now

thats my holiday sorted

>she

The state of WOBs.

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most of them are that way because of surgery, it'sridiculously cheap to get implants, lipo, and other procedures done.

you fell for the meme
they have qt grills of course, but i've been to colombia and the majority isn't hot, the same goes for argentina or brazil

The same goes for everywhere that isn't exotic for you tbf

got me there
when i went to france every girl was a qtpie

We sudacas look to much like each other even the bolivians and peruvians look like some people from the north around here.

>look alike
Fix'd

>tfw it's our year

Brit core OUT
Hispanic-German-Allah core IN

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>“Koscielny is the leader because he is captain but Mustafi looks like he is taking leadership as well at the back,” he said. “What is surprising is how quickly he has integrated into the team at the back and how quickly they have formed a pair that works well together.

>“Mustafi is a player who is highly focused. On that front he is a typical German. He wants to do the job well every day and he speaks his mind. He is vocal in the dressing room.

>“He is not a quiet guy who hides. He speaks out with his opinion and communicates a lot. Even when you isolate the pictures of the game and look at that he speaks a lot during the game.

>tfw we signed actual leaders this window
mustafi or xhaka for vice-captain when per leaves?

Crazy ay, Arsenal actually addressed almost all of thier concerns this off-season, a world class left back and they're pretty much sussed.

Mustafi, though I wouldn't argue if Xhaka got it either

I think Xhaka will eventually get the armband though

wow i thought german keepers were good

that ball was massively overhit

>game today
>on last
pls don't lose

>wenger almost not signed mustafi
Wenger out desu

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This. Even the one who passed it already regret on how shit his pass was.

they ride on neuers coattails

g'nite /arse/, see you in 8 hours

>A notable characteristic is his confident verbals. Whether it is on the training ground, in the dressing room or on the pitch, Mustafi is happy to make himself heard.

>According to Theo Walcott, that has been a blessing for the team. “Of the new players, he especially gets people up for games,” Walcott said. “If you are not doing something right he tells you. He is a German international and that is the way he is.”

We've addressed all our issues in the squad, Gibbs and Monreal are fine.

This season, dare we say it lads?

no sanchez will get injured and then we're fucked

Perez,Gibbs and Elneny to start today, y/n?

yes pls

i would like to see gibbs and elneny but none of them will start

lads

what do you do when you have gastro

i want to die

You guys are fucked once Wonga leaves, there isn't any good managers available

whoever you bring in wont guarantee you top 4 every seasib

lie down
drink water
eat vegemite on sayos when i can stomach it

saos*

>lie down
no time for dat
>water
vomit
>food
vomit

morning lads
elneny out

send help

it's too late lad, you're already australian

please
im dying

you're in God's hands now, friend

forgot image

fug

It's clear now that Mouyes only bought Mkhitaryan just so we couldn't have him
What a cunt

How good are Burnley? I know that they smashed Liverpool but what about other games?

elite management desu

They're shit and their only threat is suspended.

we will spank them

were >we in for him?

Yeah we were trying to buy him so United couldn't have him.

apparently

No he was not. He was shit. Why do people think he was ever good? You probably thought Ox was good until recently. I bet you rate Welbeck too.

Wew. Ibra missing absolute sitters.

>tfw oxshit gets injured in warmup and ainsley takes his spot on the bench and never gives it back

we can only hope m8

>oxshit
When he becomes world class you're going to pretend you believed in him all along.

I will know the truth.

Wew. Pogba missing sitters too.

this isn't FM

>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9 and 10 all taken by benched/loaned/dead players

Who do you give them to next season?

>offloading deadwood
not the wenger way desu

Butland, Bellerin, Gibbo, Coq, Mustafi, Xhaka, Elite striker, Based fully fit Wilshere.

>subs are deadwood

one of the best saves i've seen in ages

there's no way stoke can keep getting this lucky

Zlatan is Mertesacker-tier speed but he'd rape both our CBs in the air
Not sure whether to be scared or not

How many bings and how many bongs?

Just get mertesacker to man mark him

Is Pogba the worst player ever?

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He's basically a big Chamberlain

Erm 4 bongs?

Lee Grant when lads?

ish

Always a bad omen for us

>us

how is that not a red

Allen didn't make that much of a fuss

Son starting up top for spuds. Wonder if it's for pressing reasons

oh piss off stoke you boring cunts. Roll over for everyone else aside from us

pfft

still wish we signed martial desu lads

so jammy wins for liverpool and manure again, it's just dull to know we kick off after everyone else has won and the best we can do is maintain the status quo from the start of the weekend

holy shit, didnt know he was still playing football

really not sure what you're complaining about here lad

Hahaha you set of fannies

Tired of everyone else stumbling to wins and us not being able to take advantage of other teams being utter shit desu

those shit ass goals

>de gay

>de gay

strawpoll.de/ya5e713 ,

>waaaaah, why do other teams win

United should have signed Allen desu better than herrera

Alway liked the lad t b h, seeing him playing along Ramsey for Wales is great too, not sure why Liverpool let him go

he's shit m8

Luverpool were lucky but only reason United aren't winning by heaps is Stokes keeper

Manure have been shit though, they can't cut through teams so they just put in 50 crosses a game. They're a glorified Stoke

>pogba hits the post
>"he caught it too well"

The thing is they've actually cut through Stoke a few times today but the finishing let them down.

Is it Martin Tyler commentary? His United bias is too strong recently

They're not pretty but still creating the chances

>mexicans cant understand english
nothing to see here

>recently

Tyler arse licks Manure and Man Shitty, even though he claims to be an Arsenal fan. It's insufferable

Just realised Stoke are literally bottom of the table. This is a good result lads.

what did he said then?

Allen has been huge

>He didn't know that Stoke and West Ham have been absolute garbage

>Pool - United after the break
crisis mode for mouyes once again when they lose

Based Wet Spam.

If our stadium was as big as old trafford we'd make an extra 30 million quid a year

>we

council wouldn't let them go any bigger
but why didn't they make one end a terrace??
and why an oval instead of a superior rectangle?

What does everyone want from Sperms-City?

Spurs loss as always. Stupid question.

city loss
the only thing we have going for us is a gold trophy

>Arsenal fans have journey to Burnley thrown into chaos after train hits cows

>going up north...ever

must have been a wedding or something going on

Why would you make Kos the captain? Ever since van Persie, the captain always loses form and the vice-captain ends up effectively captaining the team
>Verm gets cucked by Arteta
>Arteta gets cucked by Merte
>Mert gets cucked by Kos

Should just make someone like Jenko captain so the loss of form won't matter.

city loss so we can win the title which we 100% will

Arteta and Mert were well on their way to bench status before getting the armband desu

city loss, our season la

So you're saying Cazorshit will cuck Kos?

City loss. Spurs will always finish below >us so it doesn't matter if they beat our rivals

hope walcotts leg gets broken today

...

L M A O

>Kolarov

god i love tottenham; better manager, stadium, players' attitudes.

PEP
--X
--P
--O
--S
LEL
--D

TFW WE DIDNT BUY SISSSOOKKKOOO

gr8 b8

e x p o s e d

he's right about tottenham though

Aguero will score in exactly 7 minutes

Cap this.

hate it when some dumbass sticks the ball into his own net and then the commentators go on about how it was some subtle masterful scheme from the other team all along

Is Tottenham dare I say, doing us a favour?

yes, but now im more nervous about choking vs bumley

Spurs fan never finish above Arsenal and since city are title favourites yes they are. Arsenal always expose city too. It's essentially our year

Aguero will score in exactly 6 minutes

Cap this.

P
E X P O S E D
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>poop

london is white

>ppl were laughing at claude

>Ball breaks twice
>Suddenly Alli's in and scores
Jesus Christ, if I were Poop I'd be cutting my wrists

>yfw sperms go undefeated

Glad pep got exposed but wish it weren't spurs to do it

Honestly city just look crap, this is my first time watching them but it looks the same team as before but trying to play out the back and failing miserably

ge started their worst fullbacks
fernando over gundogan
navas at all
and they're missing de broom

City have played bottom table opposition so far. First matches against upper half of the table (and champions league) have been difficult for them.
Also
>losing to spuds
Can't get more exposed than that.

he*

>those goosebumps you get when you hear 'oh when the spurs..'

body is a snake tbf

>tfw our year

twitter.com/Stillberto/status/782544071130812417

>your second team are losing to Spurs

Why would he intentionally play a worse team?

shes hot -- who is she?

Here's more

hes a fraud obviously
but fernando was probably cause he's scurred away from home

How old is she now?

>she even marked the "insert benis here" hole

>shes hot

he wants narrow shouldered weak women that'll produce twink males. baka, this is why the goys are winning

>Arsenal fans right now watching Spurs

disgusting

shit her torso's better shaped than mine

A girl like pic related would be GOAT
Last season proved spurs will never finish above Arsenal tho

>People worrying about spurs
>City playing without Nolito, DeBruyne, Gundogan, and Sagna
I'm not impressed. They're basically playing last year's city

>A girl like pic related would be GOAT

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But we're doing well at the moment as well.

The best thing for the rivalry would be both teams doing well. As fun as it is watching Spurs lose the rivalry is so much more interesting with them doing well.

I'd love a season where both Arsenal and Spurs are closely challenging for the title.