Doitsuball

What is Jupp hiding under that hat?

bayern a shit

kimmich pls save us

yes

HOLY SHIT THAT SAVE

>dat save
oh baby

>Müller

holy shit horn

>literally no plan B
>attack way past it
>hummels too slow and arrogant
>müllel

HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN

>literally 1 minute wasted by keeper
yellow card where

more like MÜLLer

pssst!

It´s a secret!

rafinha is such a massive cunt

when will this shitlord finally leave my fucking city

APOLOGIZE

I bet on Schalke for tomorrow.

madman

>06
I already know where this is going

me too, it's easy money.

Based Freiburg is currently 9th.

>not betting on romanian 4th league games
>bets on Bundesliga

>/bundes/
>everybody watches the bayern game

i'm watching simulcast

only one broadcasted for me, it's unironicly an exciting match since köln scored

>that slow as fuck buyern attacking

>lewafallski

i'm starting to dislike you

>this buyern penulty begging

Disgusting to be quite honest

konferenz here senpai

>Hertha got Ibisevic not only for free
>Lelgart also paid him during that time

well why wouldnt you watch a game of the most promising title candidate against bayern?

REFBALL CONFIRMED

HOW FUCKING LUCKY CAN YOU BE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK KÖLN

>hull 0-0 chelsea
>55 min played
lmao

bayern getting rustled by cologne

it should be 1-2 but refball

it's just banter senpai don't get your jimmies rustled

nah buyern just cant score for shit

but
>muh possession

>waaah why isn't every shot a goal waaaaah

Konferenz you little bitch.

don't reply to me with retarded posts please

Fischer helped with the Middlesbrough goal

>sky
loooooooooooool

For a club like Köln, this is like winning the Cup or some other trophy.
Congratulations to them I guess.

eat shit you inbred cowfucker

consume fecal matter and expire, cuntwad

I love Müller, goofiest player I've ever seen

Who going down lads?

Ingolshit, Darmshit and HIV hopefully.

Thank you

>this poor finishing

cmon man

fuck

Schalke
Hamburg is the turd that just won't flush

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU CHOKING PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEE

FUCK HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE WITH THAT CHANCE

HOW FUCKING LUCKY CAN YOU BE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK BUYERN

WUT

Jesus, fantastic chance wasted by that faggot. Should've given it to Modeste.

>it's a 2:1 90' (+4) Müller episode

>Zoller

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

drown in a public men's toilet you anusqueen.

>ZOLLER
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS CHOKING

HAHAHAHA
>LEWANDOWSKY

>carlo "eine maß für jeden punkt" ancelotti

That's a great analogy for HIV.

Cheeky Buyern goal incoming

>bauern

>the grimy suburb of München

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lmao

E X P O S E D

Based Anchokelotti making Bundes great again :D

EXPOSED
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>Buyernwinslolleague
>they draw a match
huh?????

Ribery is literally the french Rooney.

>+6

>dat Streich run
kek

The man is fucking based.

He's not though.

>HIV 1 point

hertha is gonna win the bundes this season

>freiburg, hertha, hoff win
>werder didn't lose
>bayern didn't win
simply ebin matchday

>BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN >BUYERN

german faggots on here on suicide watch

One more than >Schlake

Hertha is going to play Yoyo again.

Great first half with them resting on a CL spot and abysal second half with them dropping out of the international ranks.

Can get even more ebin once Schalke 06 happens

>hiring ancelotti
lel

nice

Jesus Christ, why is the GNTM faggot at Sky?

People seriously pay for this shit?

>already 3 games correct in tippspiel
man ist das wieder einfach

>not betting on Schalke this time

Come on guys.
They literally cannot lose 6 times in a row.

Nobody is that bad.
Just got my monthly payment and i am betting all of it.

WENN ET TRÖMMELCHE JEHT
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>betting on schalke
how new are you?

which ones?

get in here ABBs

Take Robben away and Ribery turns to shit, just like Rooney's career fell apart when Ronaldo left manure.

no

EXPOSED
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they're playing against gladbach, they are probably gonna lose

also I bet that one tripfag almost had a heart attack on that final köln attack

you didnt just let me down but an entire nation.

you could have rustled arnie's jimmies...

..oh my what a day

>Thomas Hayo
>studiert visuelle kommunikation in darmstadt

Is this a fucking joke from Sky?

leipzig, hertha, hoffenheim

look at the first comment
transfermarkt.de/guardiola-langerfristig-bei-mancity-bdquo-bin-so-glucklich-hier-ldquo-/view/news/251602

brandt !!!

BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Ginter, Sokratis (C), Guerreiro, Weigl, Pulisic, Rode, Castro, Dembelé, Aubameyang

subs: Weidenfeller, Passlack, Schmelzer, Sahin, Kagawa, Götze, Mor

And Dembele. Guess we'll finally see who's better.

>Gotze is a sub even in a team of teenagers

so Bayern hasn't won in two games in a row

Bayern customer service will be very busy in the next days

I think Mor should start
or they should play guerreiro in the midfield again, giving a spot to schmelzer, but leaving rode on the bench

But Rode and Castro aren't teenagers.

Bayern should stop hiring La Liga managers that struggled the last weeks they were active there.

Mor sucks tactically, though I am surprised that Dembele starts every match, Tuchel must really rate him

>Rode
ruh-roh

president Uli will make Bayern great again

I think Dembélé offers more than Schürrle or Götze

Jest to /bundes/?

nö

Was buying Götze the worst decision Watzke ever made (which says a lot by his standards)?

>le no end product man of the bundesliga
I'm not convinced

for that sort of money? no, he's worth it.
buying him for 37.5m on the other hand...

>implying Bayern gives a shit about money
>implying it was about Götze and not weakening Dirtmund

Stay mad BVB customer!

t. Bayrischer Übermensch

When you have Kagawa and Dortmund's young talents he is a waste of space.

>t. Bayrischer Übermensch

is this how you spell Mnt Jew in german?

Is he seriously retarded?

Salty t.b.q.h.

Time to eat some pigeons very soon

I know stats are not everything (and that's why I'm more of a Dembélé fan, he's just more spectacular) but he has been good enough to start every games. Although it's only the start of the season

evil Denmark strikes again

i am now imagining denmark chasing after pigeons in the street

Any good reasons to not bet on Dortmund for this?

twitter.com/honigstein/status/782242156689907712?lang=en

Someone else shot them

how are you cooking them

I'll give you one
POHJANPALLO :DDD

When will he get his first start?

DANGER :DDDDDD
EBIN

>stein

>schalke

scheiß kanacke desu

dein mutta

Time to watch the topspiel.
Hopefully Dortmund doesn't choke today.

more pic with her in the uniform pls

>not even listing the games
HORRIBE HORRIBLE THREAD

ugly cunt

Just when you think Dembele has lost control he keeps going

hakan isn't even good at fks anymore
what is he good at then?

>not even yellow

any stream?

yes

reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/55dnze/match_thread_1630_gmt_bayer_leverkusen_vs/?st=itrf8b1j&sh=514d572e

take your pick

thanks lad

MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI MEHMEDI

dortmund noooo

>dirtmound

Schalke win confirmed

Come on now 'Turbo' Thomas 'Taktik' Tuchel

tourists fuck off

Somebody post a webm of Tuchels taktik move just now pls

...

I'm not, but my mom put their breasts in a thick, rich sauce with bacon over in a big ovenproof dish.
We discarded the wings, too much hassle for so little meat.

No here he was moving his arms around pls

I don't have it. Israel is in the match thread, he might have it.

kek this

...

so it's like that, huh?

what did you do?

madman

i have no clue. offtopic posting like everyone else in /bundes/ i guess

there was no particular post linked

dortmund aren't that accurate right now

wtf Guerreiro

Something seems off

it's me
sorry

>Bayer with the refball

Why?

What is Kampls problem

>Dembelel

football

wew lad

he was fired from dortmund thats why

this horses ass jinxed it by the way

>cheeky baitmark in the match thread
hehe

she's been baiting a lot the last two days

Watching the speedway

i don't know what that is

youtu.be/4tdDsIAc7DM

not my cup of tea

CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH

TSUCHARITO

/bundes/?

n-no ;_;

High ad fuck thinking about the fact that a fucking old meme is relevant in the 2016 elections

Wtf

...

It's almost over bb no worry

is gone

I miss him. Buyern let him go for "Le touchy footie passy" man. They could have had 2 Trebles...TWO.