Ryder Cup general /mah dick/ edition

Can we kick the brits out now that Brexit is happening?

>ESPN
>knowing jack shit about golf

WEW
E
W

If you want to never win again sure

Does Sharia allow golf in Swecca.

post your breakfasts lads

I'm hungover as fuck and I still don't know if this looks good or bad. Is this something that is eaten frequently? Never seen this combo.

The Irish can stay.

I don't know if Sharia law allows golf; thankfully Sharia doesn't rule here. What's it lke in the UK?

One match I played, my partner was refused a free drop from dog shit , oppnents said it was not shit from a burrowing animal lol

we lost that hole.

free drop from swan shit
free drop from rabbit shit

You'd need to ask someone from England.

What kind of shitty municipal course do you play that you encounter dog shit.

> european "humor"

Whose idea was it to pair Mickelson and Fowler? Both these guys are meme-tier and have a blow-up hole every round they play

Won yesterday

They're great buddies. Play practice rounds all the time. Both are big gamblers so they play a lot of money games when they play together. I legit wouldn't be surprised if they have $1,000 a putt or something like that goin' on today. When the Ryder Cup is in Europe (where betting is legal), Phil usually has hundreds of thousands on all sorts of games. Same during the British Open. Ricky is a big bettor too.

its a private course 100's of houses all around dog walkers don't give a shit about golf.

Organizers probably put them together because Nike is insecure enough to not want to have an athlete paired with Puma

I wish happy gilmore was never made

Same desu.

gonna take a shower. probably going to miss some cool shit because that always happens to me

Fucking love Pieters. Based.

Snedeker and Koepker are pissing me off.

>actually had some aspirations for today
>still unshowered, naked and on my couch

Feels okay

FUCK YOU RORY

one day rory will win a jacket and go straight back to the cabins to recreate this shot with the jacket on

the demons will be exorcised, it will be glorious

brant sneadakucker is hole-ing everything

Good chance we'll tie the score. We got 2 guarenteed.

Got faith in Stenson and Fitz.

> tfw living full time + full time life
> live-in gf
> traveling almost every other weekend

i really miss being able to do absolutely nothing

it's crazy what the fedex cup has done for rory. even as his biggest fan the dude was dogshit all year but now he's suddenly on fire and strutting around like he owns america

it's great to see.

look what I found in my spuh folder

that's quite a miss

lmao
i had forgotten this, that was incredible

Did he just call him Pickelson?

> Snedeker/Koepka

that girl in the GE ad looks like a young hope solo

>mfw NBC splits the screen in half so they can show golf and commercials at the same time.
>mfw they call them "playing through" commercials.

yurop choking

>have to go to commercials
>coverage still shown on left side of screen

Based NBC

nah we'll tie the session. Doubt Rose/Woods will fuck it all up.

Is golf the most patrician sport?

What nice courses have you played this year spuh?

>oLe oLe oLe oLe

*tips*

MY SIDES

>those shots from 121 yards out

Bethpage Black, pretty nice course.

Tough as shit though

What's the Cred Forums consensus on Hazeltine?

>Team Europe btfo by Canada at hockey
>Now being btfo by US at golf

JUST

everyone seems to say it looks easy as they sit on their couch

So I've heard. My brother played Bethpage years ago, said it was the best time he had in his 3 years of living in NYC.

these usa polos are clean af

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by a wide margin

Is this your first time watching the Ryder Cup?

snedekers face is too small for his head

don't like saying it but koepka and snedeker are a very likeable team

looks great on TV
nice course for scoring and late drama
great for the large crowd

pretty much perfection, dessy senpai
murrica done good

hardest greens in the area.

shit fairways
shit tees

FUG

the water is fucking killing us!

>Rose

I could see Koepka quietly winning a major next year

WHAT THE FUCK ROSE?!

>going for a par 5 green in 2 with water while you're 2 up with 3 to play, after the other team lays up

JUSTin Rose

Please don't bottle this.

yep. ridiculous. we fucking NEED this point you fuckers!

yeah...

reee

Spief fucking loves water

i was just thinking 'maybe he'll skip it?'

he was legit thinking that imo

How the fuck do you practice skipping a ball over water?

huge putt here, he's nervous....

fuck he made it

when you're rich you can afford it. and you probably bet on it too

>that moment when you realise that you know the 15th and 16th holes off by heart and have literally no idea what the 17th or 18th holes look like or even what par they are

>he doesnt get his weekly practice in on the 16th at augusta

holy SHIIIT how did that not find the water

also, the US fans are upsetting their own players now the fucking imbeciles

>watch out for the wadder

what did he mean by this

> this arnie tribute

lads...

No idea what the eighteenth looks like

q t
t

>spieth and reed vs rose and stenson

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that will be awesome

>actually rolling the rotting corpse of lee worstwood out there again

Are the afternoon groups they put out after this the last of the day?

Westwood and Willet together. We may as well give the Americans the point now.

Nice dub dubs. Also, I read a pretty cool article about Palmer on ESPN of all places. First legit article on there I've seen in a while. I'll try and find it.

Jesus I'm glad I set alarms. Forgot I have to pick up my dry cleaning. Be back in a bit lads! USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!

yes...

yeah, there's 4 matches in the afternoon. they take longer as there are twice the amount of balls in play

should wrap up at about 6.30pm EST

damnit fatty reed

...

this euro outfit is horrible. can't believe the americans are looking better than us

LOL zach 'the hack' johnson

HAHA AMERICHOKE

Euro's outfits usually look way better than the American kits

'you have no majors'
fuck off classless cunts, sergio is a treasure

C'mon you Spanish fucks plseae beat Speef

Get it done Speef

Pretty sure the America crowd wouldn't be so hostile if they weren't BTFO at Medinah 4 years ago

f2edecf12ea997cfbb66452b93c9040bf8bc66cc

great stream

Stud.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that reaction from spieth
fuck i'm almost starting to like him

top kek

right on the hole

On the milimeter that one.

Top kik

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ALL SQUARE

ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA ESPANA

RAFA

FUUUUCCkKKKKKKKKKKKK

holy shit god is on our side lmao
that spieth put t was in for 99.9% of the distance then we sink a fucking PUTT from the rough

god damn i love the ryder cup

almost?

ispot.tv/ad/78Vt/at-and-t-congratulations-jordan-spieth

based siestaniggers

God I love this tournament.

HOLYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
YOU MAGNIFICENT SPANISH BASTARDS

lel

Nothin' else like it man. I fucking love the Ryder Cup. I'm always surprised at how invested I am in it and how patriotic I feel sometimes. And the USA fucking sucks at the Cup the past few decaes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A CHOKE

VIVA ESPANA
EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE

this Euro side
>no Poulter
>no Harrington
>no Jimenez
>a bunch of rookies

USA should be destroying them Tbh

this is a fucking mess

Speef on his knees. This is going to make some fresh OC.

SPEEF IS CHOKING
HAHAHAHA

>yanks shouting randoms names after they swing

fucking retards

>SPEEF

> Its a Europe comes up clutch episode

Congrats on yet another Ryder Cup victory, Europe.

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Kill me/

That's a good deal on ice.

why is america so shite at golf?

don't know who fitzpatrick is but that's one fuckable little twink

>buying frozen water

Technically they're very good, but they always seem to choke at high pressure moments.

>what is tailgating or camping

Not everyone has an industrial freezer you absolute piece of shit fucking cocksucker.

Just joshing, but I still hate you

Or even just hosting a party. Some times you just need a lot of ice.

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what do you think his boipussy tastes like?

>stll shouting usa

pls

God speef is such an autist

USA USA USA In your FACE

>3 up with 4 to go
>speef

Halved

Fuck that was some unnecessary tension

Can't believe we got something out of that.

What's the weight? a 2kg bag of ice here is like 70c

if we split the afternoon sessions, the cup is ours. USA are major chokers and wont stand a chance in the sunday singles

CHEESEBURGER

Better than oLe

I said that in regards to halving what they should have won

I think usually it's 10 pounds for $3 and 20 pounds for $5.50 or so? I might have made that up. It's been a minute since I've bought ice to be honest.

>tfw having to pay rent when i'm pretty close to broke.

why would you ever even want to hit the fairway

> not having an account just for bills

user...

>Phil being put out there twice in one day
What is Love doing?

philling us with his love

he hasnt been particularly bad, at least you know he isnt going to do stupid shit. usually.

Such is life bro, I just traveled for the past 15 months. Usually I'm super good with money, but wanderlust took over. Just moved to the other side of the country and can't kick the travel bug. First time ever worrying about money, it's an eye opener. Love it, kinda a right of passage methinks.

Either way, fuck that shit, I'm gonna go get a Chick-fil-a sandwich because fuck the world and I love the Ryder Cup and I'm hungover and the weather is amazing right now. My brain is all fuckin' over the places. I love all of you anons, great to see an active golf thread again.

"get in the hole"
"Mashed potatoes"
"My wife's son"
Why do Americans yell random phrases every time.

no, seriously. open a separate checking account just for autopaying bills, it's the best decision i ever made

the same reason canadians and europeans let immigrants penetrate their wives

rory realised it was a bunch of rookies and has clearly taken on the emotional leadership role vacated by poulter

really impressive of him desu

If he runs out of gas Sunday, we'll know why.

> dan hicks
> johnny miller

Are Mexicans considered immigrants in USA if it's really their country?

Because they know how easy it is to make europoors buttmad.

...did you even read your own post before hitting the button?

get your life together, canada

But they do it all year round at every golf tournament. Willetts brother wasn't too far off the stereotypical American golf "bro"

I didn't know Native Americans were into golf.

phil is a decent bet for fourballs because his blow-up holes can be covered by a teammate. why he rolled phil out there again this morning was beyond me. they shouldn't have won yesterday, didn't play particularly well but mcilroy couldn't get sullivan going down the stretch

"get inda hole"
"irish potatoes"

Just woke up and logged on Cred Forums. Have I missed anything noteworthy today?

Si señor

i wish i could be peter willett and get paid to shitpost professionally

okay i'm gonna take a break for two hours - will feel ill if I watch this for 11 hours straight

top quality chat about dogshit on local golf courses.

>chanting during a putt

shitty "fans"

A grown man wearing boat shoes and pastel shorts yelled "get in da hole" while an athlete teed off on a 550 yard hole. His friends grinned devilishly at him for his funny

Speef choked again

the us halved one this morning they were up by 4 strokes at one point. So that was pretty bad.

TIME FOR BASED WILLETT!

>willet

Speef choking

last thing I'll say is that it's interesting that the captains are taking totally different approaches here. love is playing almost everyone equally, with spieth and reed the only guys playing every round. clarke, on the other hand, is riding his big guns with three guys only playing one match

for fuck's sake, the second i type this they mention it on tv

>speef

/career

>That file name
KEK

Post your Arnies

I said it in that thread when Spieth choked away the Masters, it'd take him at least a couple of years to totally get back and he may never got all the way back.

The worst thing that can happen to a young golfer who thinks he's invincible is to find out that he's not by choking on the biggest stage. Now it's always on his mind where before he thought it was impossible.

I think DJ has the best mentality since he never seems to take his chokes too hard and just keeps going at it. When Spieth choked he was a fucking trainwreck during the green jacket ceremony.

Have we still been giving Willett the business?

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Matches played:

USMcD
Reed 4
Speth 4
D. Johnson 3
Koepka 3
Kuchar (P) 3
Mickelson 3
Fowler (P) 2
Holmes (P) 2
Z. Johnson 2
Moore (P) 2
Snedeker 2
Walker 2

YUROP
Garcia 4
McIlroy 4
Pieters (P) 4
Rose 4
Stenson 4
Kaymer (P) 3
Cabrera Bello 2
Westwood (P) 2
Willett 2
Fitzpatrick 1
Sullivan 1
Wood 1

Wouldn't feel good about Fitz, Sullivan or Wood tomorrow. Big guns are going to have to carry us home.

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this. what's amazing is that it took over a decade for this to happen to tiger, lol. but when it did it hit him hard.

the truth is most players have to work through this if they want to be a great. mcilroy worked through his choke, and reeled off 4 majors afterwards. spieth can do the same. it's tougher for guys who rely on their putter to win though. putting is less consistent than a solid tee to green game. being long and straight off the tee is something you can rely on week after week.

Worthy of a Spiethposting edit

America fuk yeah
were gonna save the muther fucking day yeah.

>Jack Nicklaus will die in your lifetime

This.

Where has this Rory been in the majors all year?

On the other side of the cut

He's been having some troubles

tee to green his game has been near the best in the world all year, but his putting was SO BAD it defied belief.

he was around 178 or so out of 189 on the tour in putting... meaning average dudes who just picked up their cards were better than him

when he missed the cut at the PGA Championship I think he was the best player over the first two days tee to green.

anyway he changed his putter from a nike to a scottie and got a new putting coach. it has worked a treat.

(i am simplifying just a little bit - in truth his wedge game from 100-150 yards has also not been where it needed to be - he should be more accurate)

if the ball bounces in and then out of the hole it counts right?

No, it has to stay in.

where can i find a sky stream

GET
IN
THE
HOLE

CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
>CAN'T FILLET THE WILLET
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I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY I LOVE WILLY

AMERICA SHOOK

Fuck me the ryder cup is GOAT lads, are there any other examples of ordinarily shit sports having an unusual format which makes them watchable? Like not just it being the biggest tournament like the Olympics/World Cup, an actual format difference.

Why do we even do the Ryder Cup anymore? It's clear that the Americans will never be good enough nor come together as a team. Too many big egos and they never step up when it matters. They just don't care.

Well Davis cup but the format is kinda dumb.

...

t20 cricket, whatever the /cric/ autists will have you believe

tradition

>going for a Minnesota Vikings reference

>they look like cow horns

>ordinarily shit spot

cricket world cup is fun

completely different game to test

Golf is shit to watch, fight me.

it's not even over yet you're still leading
calm down lmao

the desperation for the us to win is palpable
all my euro friends, once we were down 4-0, were like 'shit if we come back from this the yank fucks will cancel the tournament for good, maybe we better throw this one'

lol murrica mad as fuck right now
you still have a great shot - europe's bottom order is weak rookies you should beat.

You can compete as "North America" by inviting the Canadians and Mexicans.

lel

seems to have died down today

I shall introduce your skull to a putter henceforth!

They clearly do care and they're desperate to win.

lol if you think USA won't choke hard on Sunday yet again

>weak rookies we should beat

yet we won't. again.

>ordinarily shit sport

Isn't it time for Salah, Muhammad?

Stop being a negative nelly

You sound upset

i recognise this defeatism from being a dolphins fan. it's a horrible, painful affliction. only cure is winning.

are we winning?

This lad Peters is a special talent desu

Maybe when USA stops choking. Which won't happen.

>only cure is winning

Which won't happen. Again.

There's always 2018 :)

Sergio is on fire right now holy shit

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UK & Ger commentary favour USA for the singles. Relax m8, if you don't choke this afternoon it's gonna look pretty good.

Nice one Stenson

>that Koepka miss
turning point lads

All these Uro birdies

>Rory spends most of the last 2 years playing like shit
>Sergio has been playing like shit
>Put on Europe team clothes
>Suddenly better

If Mickelson wore team Europe clothes at the US Open, would he finally win one?

Are we winning? or is it silverextra again?

It's USA vs Europe.

But are we winning though?

Too early to say. We still have 12 single matches tommorow.

Spieth was a mistake

PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES

This is pretty dead considering its a Europe vs American event

>USA
>winning in Europe

I wouldn't even bother watching

Cred Forums is full of children these days.

>It's a yuro backpack episode

Casual twat get out

Oh well I'd rather a slow thread then retarded spamming I guess

Why doesnt great britain have there own team? I thought they uncucked themselves from europe?

>USA players wearing white pants

that's how the ryder cup started and team GB&I was btfo for about 1,000 years before they came up with the current format. there's no going back.

>that homo-erotic westwood shoulder squeeze/hold on willett

Willett tried to get away but Westwood was not allowing that. Hot.

Speef is toast, get him off the course

ISHYDDT

it's too late. had love had the time to watch the end of the morning's play before announcing the afternoon teams, he may have rested spieth. it was way too late though.

It wouldn't be competitive if it was just UK v USA, you'd win every time.

No screenshot of ballbag!?

You just know that every European golfer calls Westwood daddy behind the scenes. He's the big cuddly teddybear alpha male that the rest all look up to. God I wish he would squeeze my shoulder and give me the look he gave to Willett.

It wouldn't be competitive if it was USA vs Europe, you'd win every time.

Love should have told Speef to fake an injury and replaced him.

P I E T E R S

amen. let's jerk off together. i bet westwood has a huge swinging dong.

These wins are on merit thought. The UK only has 5 or 6 world class players.

>10 wins 7 losses 1 tie
Not true.

It's why he is such a shitty putter, he basically has to swing two clubs with that big fat sausage he's got swinging around.

If that happened team Europe would lose 2/3 of their team and America might have a chance at winning. Europe without Britain wouldn't score more than 6 points

Will this be the last time British athletes can play in this? I'm guessing were playing in this as we still haven't officially left the EU

This is turning into a televised rape, USA are fucked beyond belief

It's a EUROPE team, not European Union.

>Mfw when we gave them a day one hadycap agaim

golf doesn't care about the real world bruh, no chance they change

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No. It's not an EU team it's a Europe team. If there was a Icelander or a Norwegian or a Serb that ranked top 10 on the tour he'd be there.

Flag is irrelevant.

Then why are the using the EU flag you stupid cuck

Do you have a better flag up for suggestion?

Britain is still in the EU though

no reason to be this upset, what the frig?

ARE YOU CHOKING?

Do you not want Britain to be in the Ryder Cup just because they left the EU? Is this some sort of cuck fetish manifesting in sports?

dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2919670/Lee-Westwood-rescues-drowning-British-businessman-Parkinson-s-ocean-Barbados-got-trouble.html

Imagine the situation. You're choking and gasping for air in the water. You slowly start to black out when suddenly you hear "You alright mate?" in a macho yet somehow delicate Middle English accent. This man is charging through the waves like one of his monster drives cuts through the fairway at the Open. His majestic putter barely contained in his intimate, sexually charged swimshorts, with soft white skin glistening in the Caribbean sun. You briefly mistake him for an angel, with his piercing eyes as blue as the ocean that was once about to consume you. You relax into his grasp as he drags you to shore, just like he's about to drag Europe to yet another Ryder Cup.

This
I'm aware Sven
Ay yo shut the fuck up pork chop.nobody was talking to you
Yes

W O R K S O P
O
R
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S
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Well for starters, that's an awful flag. Secondly, they're using the flag of Europe - originally designed by the European Council - which you're still a part of.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Europe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Europe

Feeling better now?

>The family next to us on the beach heard my cry and within a second a muscular male grabbed me and, with tremendous but gentle care, got me back to my lounge bed

Fuck me, I'm getting hard just thinking about Lee

:) yummy.

Lads, who has the biggest cock on tour? I think Stenson has a huge uncock donger. Ernie els probably has some ungodly huge cock too.

Awesome.

I was just baiting retard, idgaf. no need to start getting Wikipedia up you fucking loser ahahahah

Phil Mickelson, end of discussion.

Ok. I'm glad you're not upset.

This is getting great now lads

More like Phil PICKLEson. kek. Also I wouldn't mind joining him and amy in bed. She's not a stunner, but i bet she's so grateful to cum now that she bet cancer. Would love to feel Phil's balls slapping against mine as we DP her.

>nice dubs

Have you been lobotomised?

Excuse me? Are you upset?

Sergio having a brainfart

Fucking hell lad, you're a sick fuck

:*

Spieth this entire round

Bit mean mate

Have you honestly never wondered about what these golfers are packing in their khakis?

Name our foursome

calm down lads

no

It's the fuck off to faggot foursome

who /in bed all day with a hangover watching golf/ here?

>American courses

I could shoot a 70 on this meme course

I was a bit hungover earlier but I had a bacon sandwich and I'm alright again now. Gonna get on the whisky soon.

What's meme about it?

Been drinking since the golf started this morning. Girlfriend is moving in soon so I want to make sure I get as many of these days as possible

I like the fact the some Euro's aren't wearing hats. If I was on the American side I'd choose not to wear a hat. It looks so much classier

are you me? except i went to chick fil a

I gotta get my shit together because I wanna head over to campus to tailgate for the game tonight. Hopefully snag some pussy.

I tried

i wish my hangovers went away with food

now i have to lay in bed for 10 hours shaking and having cold sweats for it to pass

t. 7 handicap

It's too easy. Ruining the tactical battle because the only option is to go for it every time.

I just throw up and don't seem to have bad hangovers :\ pretty sure it is killing my esophagus

Love it!

>yuropoors in charge of handling the bantz

>american """"""""""""""banter"""

Only in America

Ebin

I never wore a hat when I played competitively. It was mainly because of my bushy hair not fitting comfortably in a cap.

who else /vice/ here?

>when you ask him to suck it and he tosses it instead

*sighs*

Why can't Rory handle the bants?

Wahh wahh eject this fan because he hurt my feelings!

>american banter

also quints

Underrated.

Oh shit check 'em

made a sean ryder cup lads

>Rory will never suck your dick

They only took Kaymer to attract a German audience

DJ shouldn't even be on the team

SUCK A DICK RORY YOU CHOKE ARTIST

Lel suck a dick rory

nice quints
rude

Suck a dick dj

someone suck my dick

Johnson and Keopka already lost

Who else has ever sucked a dick here? (be honest)

I suck dick metaphorically, but not physically.

never but always wanted to try a ladyboy

Fucking hell. If tiger was here it would be 10-2 already.

Do it, you won't regret it.

He's there, just not playing because he'd probably shoot 80 at best

No it wouldn't, Tigger is finished.

Damn

How many dicks do you think Tiger has sucked?

WESTWOOD

bestwood

about half as many as your mum

For Europe, yes.

It's over lads Westwood made a putt. Euros win.

>cheeseburger!

Stay classy, America

rekt

>Rory

MUH DICK

delet this

rory is on fire
host the masters next week, he'll finally get a jacket

VAMOS SERGIA

Reed is such a fat annoying fuck

Why do American fans high five each other? Congratulations you watched the same thing I did?

Also a disgusting human being in general.

oh fug :-D

MAD at REED????

I BELIEF IN SPEEF

w e w

>DAT SHOT

y?

>euros
>handling banter

Cheater
Estranged from his family for being a general dick
Alcoholic

It's all in this book. A good read if you're interested in pro golf.

after he won a wgc event a few years ago, he said he's a top 5 player lmao

Actually fuck that, just read this.

tobaccoroadblues.com/2015/01/30/the-villain-patrick-reed/

NEVER SPEEF

post yfw SUCK A DICK replaces GET IN THE HOLE

Fuck lads, my cat just shat all over the kitchen floor what do I do?

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Clean it up before mum gets home dude!

Chant U-S-A in its face.

Done, but it just hissed at me

Shit on the floor to assert your dominance and to display that in actuality it's *your* floor to shit on

BOOOOOOOO

McIlroy has nerves of steel.

If Rory was a nigger he'd have jumped into the crowd now swinging

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

r8 my cat lads

Spooked/10

POO IN THE LOO

If he was he wouldn't have been let in the golf club.

R8 mine. Bear in mind she just shat everywhere.

Nice tie/10

dapper/10

smug bitch

who /stoned and comfy/ here?

Rory seems like such an autist, especially when he screams. I don't know what it is, but it's awkward. I know he's playing awesome right now, but his yelling makes me laugh. Probably because he seems so angry, and the fact that's he's screaming during a round of golf idk.

>user stop watching your stupid golf and come outside to the BBQ!

MODS

What a bunch of vapid whores.

Wasn't it Reed who got in trouble this year for calling himself a faggot after missing a putt?

>wearing matching horizontal striped shirts

He's spent so much time in the gym that he's gotten wrapped up in the gym bro culture too much

1 PUTT, C'MON!!!!!

Yes.

Alright, Reed is starting to piss me off.

Shit was hilarious

jesus christ reed is ridiculous

>talented athlete is a dick while young, less talented teammates hate him
gee, where have i ever heard that story before

what jumped out at me more is what a fucking beast he has been at matchplay from the very start

Cheeseburger

was it this year? it was ages ago i think.
he shouted 'nice three putt you fucking faggot go fucking HANG YOURSELF'

he struggles with failure, does reed

Couple years ago I think.

The American fans are ruining this event. They're so fucking obnoxious.

>you will never get drunk at 3pm and yell obscenities at a bunch of euros

why live

Can't handle the bants.

is that the guy that voices joe in family guy?

ruining? it has been incredible

Reed confirmed for browsing the chans

I can't tell if Rory is on the verge of crying or going on a shooting spree

bill murray is a pretty cool celeb fan to have
'we've got a pool and a pond'

lol i've always been convinced that was 100% improv

spieth is secretly playing total shit here

why not both

check how he's playing
tells you all you need to know
no tears here

Idk dude. The yelling "cheeseburger" is retarded like they're 13 year olds, but some of the trash talk you can hear is hilarious. And it's half the reason the European team are walking around like angry autists and why Rory keeps screaming like one. But he's playing well and feeding off if it

>secretly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd

>tfw American who loves Rory, hates Patrick Reed, and wants Europe to win

wew

Better than the Euro fans who clap after someone makes a double bogey

Course seems pretty defenseless, so we have ourselves a putting contest. Who's got the fahkin' bottuw?!

RORY MAD AS FUCK LMAO

You forgot

>who's also voting for Hillary

who /beef/ here

>massive cheers and applause when rory misses a putt

hahahahaahhaa

Mad because the yuro players can't handle the bants and are getting tilted

mfw Fatrick.

Any of you lads seen any good movies this year?

Need something to watch after golf is over

>(You)

Why isn't Rory wearing a hat? It's so weird seeing pro golfers playing without a hat because it's so rare nowadays. Also, I like the guy he's a good player, but his face looks like he just rolled around in a dirty bunker.

feels like this tourney has become rory vs patrick

if they get sent out first to lead the teams tomorrow we're gonna have one of the all time great matches

>Compilation of Rory's autism screeches

LEL

porque no los dos?

lol, from twitter:

>Having seen how annoying some of these fans are I now see Happy Gilmore from Shooters point of view & realise he was the good guy

really makes you think!

It's the one tourney where golfers don't have to be walking advertising boards.

Hills a bitch though. I just hates the retard fans yelling "muh dik bababooey" who have hurt the game. Anyone who can root for Fattrick and bubba should gb2 nascar
Lefty, Brooks, and sneds are the only americans worth cheering for

Dustin's coked up self is cool, too

lefty, koepka and snedeker are pretty cool, i'll say that

it was sad to see all the shit mickelson took for standing up to watson - he knew it'd hurt his rep but it needed to be done if usa was to ever have a chance again

watson was the biggest cunt of a captain of all time, never seen a captain fuck shit up so badly

whoever wins/loses this time, no-one will be second-guessing the captains too much. both have played it pretty straight, love relying and good teams and his depth, clarke sending out the big guns as much as he could to hide the weak back end of his roster. it's no surprise it's a tight cup since the captains haven't fucked it up

Still amazed people barley get injured by stray balls.

But Shooter was also a dick. Just a different brand.

Not what your mum said

>this fucking ball

I think having the USA win just to piss off Danny Willett's brother makes it all worth it. I'm not a fan of DJ, but I love Phil. I'm a lefty too and he's obviously one reason why I got into golf

I think Mickelson was in the right, too, which is unfortunate because Watson was one of the greats and the nicest people otherwise.

If Rory/Pieters end up losing this match than US wins the cup

do people just intentionally forget that this is how every ryder cup crowd has been for the last 2 decades?

>Americans turning on the hole magnets

Anything crazy going on?

Got called into work

I dont get what the butthurt is about. Some of the chants are a bit obnoxious but it's the one weekend in golf that calls for a rowdy atmosphere

Plus you get response bants like Mcilroy doing the cheeky bow

Also it's in Minnesota so idk what kind of crowd they were expecting

It'd be nice if we could stop choking.

Could a Turkish golfer play for team Europe?

I wish they made the balls bright red or something.

I have 20/80 vision and can't see shit while laying in bed

If a turkish golfer was top 10, I'm sure he'd be allowed to play.

Right. You get great moments like they making fun of Stenson for missing a putt in the practice round. Stenson invites the guy onto the green and bets him $100 he won't make the same shot, and the guy walks up and sinks it. Such a great moment

Possibly. It's not restricted to the EU or similar, players from Switzerland or Spain have competed before.

Woof, Darren Clarke is getting fat.

>i go to yuroop every summer so ive learned the trade (fake british accent)

As long as soccer remains the hipster, counter-culture sport in the US it will always have cancerous fanbases

Since Australia was allowed to compete in Eurovision, would they be allowed to play for team Europe?

That guy was such a goober but props to him for actually sinking the putt

>Someone holding a Union Jack

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!

The two captains should have a fight to the death

I think the line would be drawn there.

are golf courses halal?

No. The only reason the rest of Europe can compete is because the USA teams dominated for a few decades and they had to make it more competitive

Expanding the field even more would just ruin the original spirit of the Ryder Cup

No.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Cup

>u mad rory?
Classy.

>American record in the last 20 Ryder Cups is 9-11

Never Forget

>Started cooking some hardboiled eggs
>Forgot about them watching golf
>Literally just burned 8 eggs and burned my pot

JUST

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Why can't euros handle the bantz?

The fucking yanks are now shouting 'wanker' at the europeans.

rate Davis Love III strategy so far

WHY ARENT WE 50 POINTS AHEAD?

New Thread when?

delet your account

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You in PA bro? Just saw that ad, that voice creeps me out

>Ian Poulter implying Africa is a big bunker

WHAT A RACIST

Yeah I am. No class what so ever from you fat cunts.

C. Nothing special. Phil is the de facto captain anyway

>Rory attacking neighborhood houses

Has it gone too far?

Will McIlroy go back to titleist after the nike meme clubs are no longer produced?

ayy

>a tiny Lee Westwood shoots into a tiny lake

I love these commercial play throughs.

Leaning that way.

Also, Nike produced some of the best irons on the market.

>used Moore too much
>used Sneadeker not enough
>just keeps reusing Speith/Reed which is obviously the right thing to do

am I forgetting anything else?

I think it might have been confirmed that he's going back to titleist. He will be Tiger-like once he switches back.
Also, Nike sucks. Enjoy your inferior equipment

What should I respond with bros? We kind of "broke up" a couple days ago

Woods were shit, but their irons were top notch, and anyone who says otherwise has no idea what they idea what they are talking about.

How fat is she?

clingy girls are disgusting

Is she really a fat bitch?

Lack of sneds is particularly bad. Yesterday afternoon he made at least 8 long clutch putts
Moore should have played Friday morning but now it is too much.

Tell her you don't have any puppy chow, she'll have to settle for brautwurst.

What a putt!

call animal control, cause this bitch is rabid

Anyone else getting these Fuccillo KIA commercials?

In Florida

shes 6 feet tall 175lbs/12 stone

Post pics

seem fine then i guess

Just Trump and Michelob Ultra commercials
NH here

I liked Garcia after that put, he had a pose like, "Are you not entertained? Is that not why you're here?"

What made you break up? She sounds muy loco but I dunno something about that first text gave me a semi.

Oh that's just poor form.

bit on the chubby side

muh bantz XD

Now. I'll make another one

NEW THREAD LADS!!

ty babes

Post pics.

>these fans

Did Howard Stern tell everyone to act like an ape on the course or something?

PJ Willett was spot on in his observations tbqphwy

I'm all for handing a major to Sergio if the trade-off is him playing like us mortals in all future Ryder cups, to be honest