>Leverkusen
Leno - L. Bender, Tah, Toprak, Henrichs - Aranguiz, Kampl - Brandt, Calhanoglu - Chicharito, Mehmedi
Subs: Özcan, Dragovic, Wendell, Baumgartlinger, Havertz, R. Kruse, Volland
>Dortmund
Bürki - Piszczek, Ginter, Sokratis, Guerreiro - Weigl - Pulisic, Rode, Castro, Dembelé - Aubameyang
Subs: Weidenfeller, Passlack, Schmelzer, M. Götze, Kagawa, Mor, Sahin
Starts in 10 bings.
HEJA BVB
BUYERN WE ARE COMING
>two teams packed with international superstars
>götze
americans.jpg
PULISIC IS STARTING YASSSS QUEEN
Great show, new season when?
Dortmund choke?
kek KEK no
Ball Heil Hurra - Borussia!
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Should be a really close game Tbh
...
Who does spee support?
>no late PL matches today
this will have to do
>yfw chokeburrito gets pre-humiliated by puliGOAT
we will btfo out leverkusen dude
P U L I S M U G
>we
what part of borussia are you from?
anyone has the link to bundes thread from today?
...
bvb will win for tabbi today
Based Chicha
thx
Always the underdogmund.
Hahaha, time for tactics.
i hate you so much
lets close the gap
Vamos Dorrmuun
post TaktikTRexTuchel webms
>pulisic vs chicharito
will this match finally decide who the best current north american player is?
Yes.
Like this one?
You'll have to forgive me for the lack of high quality shitposting today, I'm not well
More like BUMdesliga
maybe
>1-1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get well soon, island monkeybro.
>le three at the back faec
whats the matter?
lel the size comparison between that spic and the ref
it will decide whether the US is rightful Chicano clay or not
I'm surprised there isn't already a 5'11 6' edit of that on here.
what do you think sokratis philosophy as a defender is
flu
cheers
Anyone remember a game between Leverkusen and BVB where they didn't kick the shit out of each other?
...
thats because no one got a screen cap of it yet
Two years ago in Dortmund where Dortmund fucked them like 4:0 or something.
CHI
>lelmund
The spartan philosophy of killing weak kids. It's why Mor is acting like he's on probation.
Fuck
Sad!
>letting MEMEdi score
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET REKT DIRTKEKS
Dortmund, stupid as always when it comes to standard situations.
fuck
>slipping
...
>it was a slip
what did they mean by this?
>letting mehmedi score
Man, their defense is fucking shite this season.
FUGG
>that defending
As always when Bayern slips: Dortmund too stupid to take the chance.
CA
...
Gib Dortmund
>Slippy W
>one defensive mistake
>"lol, defense is shit this season"
why is Cred Forums so stupid?
ALBANIA!
ILLYRIAN MASTER RACE!
also I could have sworn I saw stadium screen say 1:0 before the goal went in
...
GO
>bignosehandrubbing.jpg
Ain't the first game this season m8.
>fifth goal in this still young season after standard situations
He is right, they have a problem. and i am saying that as a Dortmund supporter
...
Batra is missed
>he thinks standardsituationen translates to "standard situations" in english
set pieces m8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ah, one of my favourites
go away kyouko
He is indeed.
You can never relax when Ginter is playing.
Match will end 2-0 for Neverkusen
Every chance to catch up to bayern and they always try to blow it out
Next season they need to spend a lot of money for a Defender on Champions League level, no matter the costs.
Why the fuck they've made a CB out of him? He was such a terrific wing-back.
1-4 for us dude
>The rise of yanks in these threads because of Pulis
Have memes gone too far?
your countryman cucked him out of that position
Sadly no. As always when Tuchels plays with a " double six ", the match is fucked up for Dortmund.
who is this semen demon?
>Rode
>implying Dortmund is the 2nd best team in the league
top kekeriki
Oh God Lother Matthäus is speaking...
totalfussbal la
I haven't noticed
Name another one smartass
He's still alive?
Wtf is this
Weigl as the alone CDM is better. Don't know why bought Rode desu. He is good and I like him, but there was no need
...
JUST
>2016
>formations
lmao
Leverkusen
evidently
RB Leipzig
Köln
Of course. There is still some unknown country in Africa and Micronesia which he didnt fucked up as a coach. So he lives on.
anyone got a stream?
Tuchel doesn't like Sahin and they needed a "fighter".
Kill yourself. You know shit about football, retard.
>Don't know why bought Rode desu
You need a Guy like him who fights and plays sometimes a little dirty. Just like Vidal at Buyern.
>implying he didn't already retire as a coach
he's comfortable as a full time TV pundit
awesome thanks
>Cred Forums told me Dortmund was great and Tuchel was a tactical genius
What happened
>being this mad your team is shit
top kek, m8, time to take a chill pill
sure thing greatest ally
Tactics went too far.
Ginter could play as the dirty CDM, and we should have bought 1 more CB.
I guess buying Monsanto is already paying off
Neverkusen players probably got fed with some GMO crops and now they're suddenly good
the board is full of teenaged German and American Dortmund bandwagoners
their delusion knows no bounds
>Leverkusen
always fucking it up and especially getting fucked in Europe
>Leipzig
they will go on mid level soon
>Köln
good Quality but still have to show that they can keep that up for a whole season
hubris
all these managers eventually fall for it
Looks at LVG at United
>Dortmund is better than Leverkusen
pic related
There is no DFL regulation against fielding mutants.
this is the correct answer
what do the numbers mean?
Cmon Dortmund lads
>aranguiz still wasn't sent off
Ratings out of 10.
Punished Ginter.
A defensive player without defensive abilities.
Another meme coach who got exposed, Dortmund will drop down
>minute 30 now from 90
>its over lads ! its over !
Teenagers really
Ratings
All players initially start with a 6
7 = average+
8 = good game (goal and a solid game, two assists)
9 = great game (brace and a couple of dribbles for example)
Players rarely get below 5
After that he just did a worldclass tackle
soon they will field players that drip acid that will burn defenders that make contact with them
Leverkusen is literally 1-0 up right now you fucking tard
RB already beat them and Köln will too
your lucky streak is over and this shit club will go back to where it belongs: the trash
Schmidt is gonna be at a top club soon right?
the website is whoscored.com
stop replying to the shitposter attentionwhore pls.
thanks.
Free money lads
Who's the better team in this match up? As far as record this season.
>all these injuries and fouls
kek
How about football now? Any time lads.
okay that's it
kyouko, i'm blocking you!
Du Hurensohn. tut mir leid wenn ich das sage, aber jemand der son scheiß labert, hat wirklich keine Ahnung von Fußball. Justin, du fetter mit sommersprossen bedeckter Wicht.
The injuries ...
Gets him every season.
Why does Tuchel keeping making the same mistakes over and over? It's like he has zero ability to learn from his mistakes.
even after this game, Dortmund
>your lucky streak is over and this shit club will go back to where it belongs: the trash
Ha ha sure Retard Dortmund is on top since 2011 and will stay there.
Happy birthday leverkusen
dortmund
how does it feel that a 50kg lightweight girl knows more about football than you? even the thread agrees with me
embarrassing man
should I bankroll dortmund DNB?
Betting my entire salary on Schalke tomorrow.
They can't lose 6 in a row. They are a good side.
will RB unironically finish second in their first Bundesliga season?
The last thing the other team expect is that he will be dumb enough to make the same mistakes again. He's a true genius
Yeah, but it's the Arsenal "top"
>anime name
>FCB
jesus christ this cancer
heh
TIK
AH COME ON DORTMUND!
FUCKS SAKE
>said the gambling addict for the 6th week in a row
Its time to kill yourself
>on top
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
the only thing "on top" from Dortmund is your mum on all the men she's servicing this weekend
>being this fucking mad
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>Vidal
M8 Rode offers very little going forward.
>mad
don't support dortlel though
>every time Rode started Dortmund sucked
>every time Guerreiro played in midfield they did well
>start Rode and waste Guerreiro as fullback
>le tactical genius
It's like Bayern pay him to prevent the league from becoming interesting considering every single time they have a chance to close the gasp he does something really stupid and destroys his team.
>replying to fake Emilys bait
>divemund
Kek, his arms in the air
>author of this post tomorrow
>I-I don't support them!! I just want to see them win!
just fucking end your life right now
>all these dortmund shareholders lashing out because they know deep down that dortmund will collapse any minute now because they're comprised of fragile teenagers
Meanwhile Bayern fans are taking today's blip in stride because we're calm in the knowledge that we have the squad that will last all 34 match days,
Kyouko-sama can I kiss your feet please?
>matrix reloaded
>projection
the german team i support plays in 2. bundesliga
>we
KEK based polakbro
dat mad beaner
why is Guerreiro not in the midfield?
Why is the little beaner wearing hand shoes?
>stahlzeit poster
>we
>flag
Fuck off
>already 3 yellow cards for leverkusen
kek
Poor Weigl is getting it again. Thank God he's made out of Krupp Stahl.
hallo bundes
Because tactical genius
When will le finnish hattrick man come on?
Based Kaiserslautern?
to keep his hands warm would be my guess
Schmelzer needs rest probably.
it's 17°C in leverkusen right now
that's like -17°C for mexicans
Pretty sure he's ded
He broke his foot or leg or something, his 15 minutes of fame are over
Dembele and Mor supposed to be GOAT
>you can only support clubs from your own country
Did I land in 1986?
Düsseldorf m8
hello
how about you fucking kill yourself you degenerate
THIS
nice, A HIPSTER
end your life even harder
Hands are supposed to be cold, it's why hot food is hot so you can eat it with your cold hands and get warm in your hands and your tummy.
he broke a bone in his foot, out for six weeks
>tfw no DANGER for six weeks
why rest him against neverkusen though
lel I see
why does finland always lose
>Rode
why?
I just rebacked dortlose how fucked am I?
>dembele
fucks sake
chilangos are really beta, everything is too cold or too cold for them
>winning the Buyernsliga
>an achievement
lol, you'll now tell me winning the Pokal means something too?
>I rate Dembele
bad shot attempt
Used up all their luck in WW2 fending off Nazis and Soviets.
What's a chilango, José?
>Pulisic
Is the meme over?
No, 2016. But yes. Support your local club, and don't pick one of the best clubs in the world you fucking gloryhunter. You don't know what football means and don't deserve to call yourself a fan. Even the Bayern fans from München hate you guys.
I'm sorry, I don't deserve to touch high quality flesh. Can I buy you steam games in exchange for your used socks then?
He's like 15 cut him some slack
International break next week
>pulisic
>dembele
>mor
I don't really care about the league, I just enjoy seeing the seething Dortmund shareholders when we lift the plate year after year
How did Dembele score any goals in France? Literally the black Harnik
Because Guerreiro is great and Schmelzer has played every game so far?
Hey look a cancerous tripfaggot, and a cancerous tripfaggot Bayern bandwagonner
Disgusting
>Chilango is a Mexican slang demonym for residents of Mexico City.
>The Royal Spanish Academy and the Mexican Academy of Language give the definition of the word as referring to something "belonging to Mexico City", in particular referring to people native to the capital.
the weird thing is tho, that chicharito is from Guadalajara according to wikipedia
...
you should start writing a weekly Kyouko diary
pulisic fucking sucks. he doesn't do shit out there.
DROPPED
Lol I've been a fan since the '90s, probably longer than you've been supporting your loser club.
>Memesic
>memebele
>meme
Dembele is literally the black Paul pogba
Some frog said he didn't nearly overplay it as much as he does now.
>racemixers
why is Cred Forums always right?
people from south/center of Mexico. If you go anywhere in south/center Mexico, you will see people with jackets at 15-20 C, when it is 30 C they are complaining about how hot and unbearable the weather is
For me, a chilango is everyone that isn't from any of the 2 peninsulas or the border states with the US, with the exception of Sinaloa
Ofc dude. Ofc. You support them since the trebble win. Fake fan, kill yourself please
you don't deserve to life
hey look, a faggot bandwagoner and a cancerous faggot hipster
disgusting
does he dab though?
bt sport fucking love Tuchel, no idea why
>WILL TUCHEL TINKER AT HALF TIME ;))))
Yeah but he can't even shoot properly, it has nothing to do with playing flashy.
>caring about which team someone else supports
insecurity incarnate
Great in their B-tier leagues, good in the top ones?
I have Bayern in heart. I've been following them very closely since before Heynckes became trainer.
It's not my fault that the club that chose me happens to be so good.
The irony is that if he hadn't tinkered he would have won this easily.
Nice job jinxing it with your false p̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ waifu
...
Nice alliteration fella
lewd tßh
...
G L O R Y H U N T E R
The favourite club should be connected to the person. Not like you, just liking them because of glory
>It's not my fault that the club that chose me happens to be so good.
best German fans
1. St Pauli
2. Dortmund
3. Mainz
4. Schalke
900001. Bayern
i hope chicharito scores an owngoal
>1. St. Pauli
leftist cuck detected
>Antifa hipsters Pauli
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
lel
where is sge
PULLISHIT XD
PULLISHIT XD
PULLISHIT XD
PULLISHIT XD
PULLISHIT XD
>a Pauli hipster
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>self-hating mexicans
i bet you would also vote for donald trump if you could
hey I was right. Is it a previous score or what?
I'm a winner as a person. Bayern are winners as a club. Is that not a valid connection?
this might be a corner stat
>all these retard newfags falling for Denmark and Neinholdkyouko
it's hilarious to watch but also sad
corner stat probably
im not selfhating, i just hate players from chicharito's club, i dislike players that arent from my team
Weird.
...
I've supported them for years even in 2nd division
A proper club with loyal fans unlike Bayern scum
makes sense
That makes sense then.
>hehe remember we both played for that team and left when it went to shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my sides are going to burst
Any other esteemed Monsanto employees here watching our new team?
...
>autism intensifies
you're a walking talking parody
everyone is laughing at you
the fact you picked Pauli makes it perfect
Filtered
unlike your tap water
enjoy drinking mud, subhuman
>people are still reacting to fake kyouko
Sad!
emily has either left or dropped the trip
the new kyouko is actually neinhold
There is an Oktoberfest in Leverkusen now
kek
i hate kagawa fanboys
that's wrong
neinhold
Would the world have been a better place if the germs had won
the fat neckbeard?
>fake
archive.4plebs.org
>first post in 2013
This.
Emily posts on Reddit now
>Not Union
>these fake football fans who think you can just decide what team to support
Maybe if it was for one season, but I've been a loyal Bayern ultra for almost a decade.
>the new kyouko is actually neinhold
He hasn't killed himself yet? after those >5 games.
who's your favorite japanese player?
We all know its him. This sad autist is still unbearable
I wouldn't be here to post webms, so no
>real Emily
>not hiding being a girl and claiming her name is Michael
Ins Gas
Second time Pulisic has failed to make any impact against a decent side.
>neinhold
irrelevant
>he doesn't know
pst, hey kid, #Lr_@7%^y
>Rode stays
JUST
if that happened japan likely wouldn't have been bombed and we wouldn't have 2D waifus
Januzaj 2.0
I've been saying this for months but no one would listen
she might've given her trip to neinhold for some reason
she was definitely never this cancerous
>this smear campaign by Neinhold because he's jealous of my (you)s
lmaoing at your life
actually im not japanese
>being ashkenazi scum
go back to europe, israel for sephardis and mizrahis only!
>Wendell has actually made the Brazil NT squad
Jesus Christ...
>people are bickering about actual people on an anonymous board
stop
you can still answer the question
>Serbia still being a country
stop
I don't know since I have know idea how it would affect me
Who's more autistic: Neinhold or the Danish fag who shits up the threads with derailing posts?
Thanks for your input
>poolisick
you
>derailing
Yeah I know it must be a shock to see someone who posts about football instead of World War II or Trump or whatver it is you morons love posting about on the sports board
if i had to choose, kiyotake
when will obama score
Guerreiro sort of looked jaundiced in that closeup then.
le vas a las chivas?
Neinhold who is now parading around like kyoko. Any and all tripfags should drink bleach and die
I want to grow a beard but it's so fucking itchy, I want to shave after just six days.
Also Dortmund are playing like shit.
No
I literally put my bankroll on dortmund
Why had this happened
You forgot your trip neinhold you retard
soon
>all these people concerned about making themselves known on an anonymous message board
lmao you are literally the same as women
>"i dindu nuffin"
lol, we both know you keep blog posting about your goddamn life in every fucking thread
Neinhold was the delusional poorfag Schalke tripfag with a thinkpad that was literally a fag irl in the non meme way with an actual boyfriend, right?
That's simply not true, sorry. You're seeing ghosts.
denmark did nothing wrong
Mor should've started
Why has spicaca choked in big games .?Has been shit against bayern dortmund and Villarreal
Mor means mother in Norwegian.
nope that'sme ^^
>post CL Bundes
Your own fault retard.
chorizito is simply shit
because he is mentally weak and homosexual
>"today i ate this for lunch"
>"i'm going to watch that now"
>"i liked / didn't like xy"
this is you in every thread
fuck
so what if you just like didn't reply to the attention whore
>Watch Dortmund hoping they catch Bayern to laugh at Ancelotti
>Typical Dortmund failures
Fucking fucks
All I know is I wrecked his shit in chess
>today i ate this for lunch
No, that's literally never me who makes those posts
>i'm going to watch that now
Usually a football match, sometimes another sport like cycling or F1
>i liked / didn't like xy
A team, match, player, something football related
good takedown desu
Can anybody enlighten me why was tripfagging even invented in the first place?
Its supposed to be a 1 thread thing to help identify the original poster of a thread when it is relevant
wew
Only makes sense for certain boards.
Cred Forums isn't one of them anymore.
Half Moroccan lad
I'm not usually on bundes/sp/ desu
Shouldn't there be those funky color codes implemented for that?
That's what the ID's are for
a simple OP sign would have solved this problem
tuchel really needs to make a substitution soon
Dembele is 1 of the best dribblers I've ever seen but holy shit he sucks at everything else
Why does Dortmund always lose their shit in the most important games?
>you now remember there was a time, where an OP would get a different ID than the one he started the thread with
>salz BURGERLAND
LOL
Yes. Whenever Bayern fucks up they fuck it up even worse.
natural choke
Dembele wtf this ain't funny anymore
Kagawa wills core
The worst part is they are play nonchalantly as if they were the ones one up
JUST
U
S
T
auba plz
OH COME ON SONIC
thanks obama
come on
>le butt keeper
dortmund a shit
...
holy fucking shit dortmund
CHICHABURRITOOO
LEL
This is what you get when you play as if you were in the lead.
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
J U S T
>dortmund
>dortlel
>Pulisic is still plying
wew
CHI
fuck
>Dortmund defense
And so the collapse begins.
Tuchel's honeymoon is over.
>people said this was a tough rival in cl
ayyyyy
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA
VIVA MEXICO CABRONES
Chicha the best player from NA
>rating Bayern's U21 team
>those mexicans in attendance immediately undressing themselves in celebration
what did they mean by this?
also, webm of it pls
chichagoat
>spurs have to play this leverkusen team
nervous
>Dortmund playmaking
>dortmund forwards
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>using a klopp gif to mock dortmund
cheeky
they choked in both of their CL matches
typical Neverkusen
don't worry only dortmund can actually manage to lose to them
...
>typical Neverkusen
Pretty much. Always do well enough in the league to reach the CL, then shit the bed in the CL.
ahaha
VOLLGASFUSSBALLL
AUSGEKONTERT
O B A M A
B
A
M
A
>that spaghetti
lmao
>dortmund
they completely outplayed both of their opponents in the CL this season, but both times choked a sure win away
just keep the game open and wait until the inevitable neverkusen choke kicks in towards the end of the game
>Bayern 1-1 Köln
IT'S ON
>Leverkusen 2-0 Dortmund
IT'S OFF
4u
thanks obama
BOOTY HURT
>(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you) >(you)
I can't tell if the one on the right is really young, or a manlet.
thank you based jew
WHAT
...
JUST
btw memebele is a complete turd, another pacy turd
well at least he scored today kek
What the fuck?! Why would you wear a Mex shirt to a Leverkusen match? Where do you even buy one in Germany? Did they come for the Oktoberfest?
all the memes today ehehe
amazon
they came to take your jobs
they are the new germans, biggot
are you retarded?
you can buy literally every single shirt in germany
every heard of this thing called internet?
>dortmund
did they accidentaly swim the atlantic rather than the rio grande?
...
they are most likely foreign students
This game hurts even more because of buyerns draw
Not true, you can't buy the original Hungary EC shirt at Adidas directly, you pleb.
>be mexican in germany
>go online
>google for mexico NT shirt
>get linked to amazon, adidas or any other online shop
>buy mexican shirt
>it gets delivered to your adress in Germany
>???
>now own mexican shirt
don't worry, you will learn how this works eventually, mohamed
AfD
Wila detected
it wouldn't surprise me considering even 'refugees' from vietnam and morocco have arrived to germany
>tuchel
>all this deleted shitposting and samefagging from that one retard
kek
>turdchel
>Buyern
>Dirtmund
>Hamburg
>Frankfurt
I love it when the bad guys lose.
every year
now all we need is for >Schalke to lose again and the meme cycle shall be complete
I think Chicharito is the real deal, I'm not a Chichafag but fuck, he scores a lot
only 890k tho :^)
also, those mexicans are immigrants from spain
not even joking, the people who are running our local mexican restaurant, first lived in spain for several years and only recently went on to germany
>HSV
>bad guys
Bremer Hundesohn pls
>Pulishit getting shat on by Lord Cheech
last one for this evening
xD
GET IN HERE
>>Schalke to lose again
No they need to win to make it the best matchday ever.
right
>HSV
>Kühne
>Refballing twice in relegation
>muh clock
>somehow NOT the bad guys
They can fuck off and take the fishes with them for all I care.
>be pulishit
>get subbed in after 70 minutes of game
>look like flash because everybody else is spent
>amerifat broadcasters think he is the new messi
he is an absolute walmart amerishart stain
I really don't know what's funnier
the pulishit meme is finally over
>halal spics
Embarassing
>you will never be this triggered by Pulisicposting
On my way home~
Where is everyone?
Updated to ios 10
>getting beaten by an Aspirin pill
can't say you're not right senpai
clearly onside
...
I am home now
My friend I was travelling with talked about it. His phone is too old for it. Do you like ios 10
...
Well, I only just upgraded but so far it seems decent enough. Not anything revolutionary, but maybe a small improvement in places.
Niels-Kristian Iversen won the Polish grandprix.
I'd love to go to Poland to watch speedway one day.
why dont you finally kill yourself?
...
Okay
wizard
rude
Hello?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>he fell for the Pulimeme
The only real Puli is Alan Pulido.
Going to watch Zorniger's Brondby live later this month
Hey
Going to watch some highlights
knitschi
Heyllo
>Länderspielpause
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Yeah...
Night
CHADIOS
good night, /bundes/
kiss me, /bundes/.
/bundes/ died in 2014
stop raping its corpse
no