OFFICIAL METS VS PHILLIES GAMETHREAD

clinch? edition

Colon vs. Klein

mets r gey

Are the mets a thing this season?

delete this
what do you mean by "a thing"?

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>Reyes' arm

2creepy4me

Also what's up with that guys arm?

Why is this game not coming in on Fox? What's happening?

>phillies finally get a game thats not on CSN/TCN

THANK THE LORD

Time for some memes.

Is anyone else getting this really irritating ringing noise on the fox broadcast?

I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM

>Phillies
lmao

NOW I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM

Yep. Really hope they fix that shit soon.

You know, a 'thing.' like an object or idea that exists in space and or time

Now, I'm just sayin', pre 2011 Howard would've jumped 10 feet in the air to make that out.

>not on SNY
>not on PIX
>possibly blacked out on Fox in New York
Is this right? Am I gonna be unable to watch this game?

it certainly seems like they exist, but it might be a trick of the light
I'm on MLB.tv and the Fox broadcast just isn't loading

Gonna launch dingers off this fat shithead

I don't even care about the ringing noise or that shit.I'm just happy the phillies get a Nationally televised game (I think?).I'm so fucking tired of watching 179 straight games this season on CSN/TCN which are the shittiest sports broadcasting networks out there when it comes to watching baseball.These 2 fat fucks have as much character as a piece of bread and they always laugh at inside jokes that no one gets.

fuck it
I'm chromecasting Charlie's stream

Yeah everyone knows we have the worst booth in baseball. I always watch the GKR feed for Mets games.

>spoiled with sny
>comfiest broadcast team in the country

Come to the dark side

That fat shithead happens to be a CT young winner. I'm tipping my hat to your optimism though, baseball needs that

Bartolo Colon is fat

this x 100

The Phillies radio broadcasters, Larry Anderson and Scott Franzke are pretty good and funny.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY METS FANS AT THE GAME FUCKING SHIT WORST CITY EVER

based colon

colon cancer

Phillies fans are out banging chicks, only virgins go to the game, aka Mets fans.

70-90 is about as attractive as your beer belly and stretch marks, filthy.

It was like that last night too. Everyone's in Eagles mode.

It just sucks too because this is Ryan Howard's last three games in this park where he brought so many good memories. I don't care if the last 5 years have been shit, it's worth remembering.

yeah but this is embarassing to watch as a phillies fan.Sounds like this is in NY.I hate it

>Pirates up 3-0
based korean

Oh fuck not that faggot with the bow tie

git gud fagt

waaah. if you care so much buy a ticket and go to the game to help balance it out.

>yfw Howard knocks in a papa slam for da land

lesgo fils

lesgo fillys

How does it feel to have not lived through your team winning it all?

Must be depressing.

i wouldn't know

I've never seen a phillies fan in public who was not either a disgusting nigger or a pasty fat white man who is visibly sweating no matter the weather. Ahhhh, the friendly city.

Feels bad breh

Rather have Mets win. Don't want a Red Sox-esque celebration after giving up a walk off grand slam

>mfw still listen to the Kalas final out call every year and still tear up everytime

>Howard the hometown boy
>.195 average
topkek

He wouldn't even be starting if it weren't for the farewell tour.

He's hot garbage we've known it since the contract was signed.

so sad

Larry Anderson is a really nice guy irl

>mets
>first pitch strike looking

Seriously, we must be setting an all time record for this. It's enough to make a grown man cry.

>Klein is 6'7"
big guy

realistically who will win this

Gonna be our ace for years to come.

Mets. Colon is a more talented pitcher and the Mets have the hotter bats. Howard is always good for a lucky homer if colon leaves one hanging though

realistically the mets, actually who knows

>lucky

? He also essentially had a home run last night but the wind fucked him.

I disagree. The Phillies are due. I appreciate your opinion though and look forward to future disagreement

>getting absolutely dumped on by colon
hahahahaha

He's bound to serve up a spicy meatball soon. Don't be so confident.

>3 full innings in under 40 minutes

I can hear Manfred fapping furiously desu

Cardinals are so trash. They're like the Orioles except not as good, every swing is for the fences.

>order Domino's new cardboard flavored pizza bread

Go Phillies

I loved that pitch. Perfect double play ball

who is gonna win this lads?

need to know what to bet on

Hard not to rely on it in college. That 555 deal, that shit could feed me for 3 or 4 days.

how's the postseason treating you lol

>Mets probably gonna face the Jints
>On ESPN
>even year meme

I don't have a good feeling about this

I FUCKING HATE JIMMY PAREDES

Classic phillies defense not even trying to make plays that aren't the most absolutely easy and routine

That was a really hard ball

Team a will beat team b
Team c will win the wild card

Remember when the astros were good?

Back when they were in the NL, yeah

I'm finally afraid of Bruce

I don't really mind the walk

>losing Bruce after having him 0-2

>intentional walk on 3-2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FILTHIES BTFO

OK i do mind that walk now

TOMMY
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JOHN
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RIVERA
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lol nice choice lillies

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>Getting burned by an undrafted rookie.

wtf i hate intentional walks now

Yeah he's only hitting like .350, such a shitter.

>first hit of the day
>immediately doubled off
jej

>Neutral sites for play in games
God no

Personally I rather get rid of the wide cards. Add 2 more teams to get 32 with 16 in each league and have four 4 team divisons with the top team in each division making the playoffs.

Howard is not happy.

I hope he gets a 2nd chance somewhere though, he's a good guy.

>lillies

ez

SAFE

Wow we fucking suck. I can't even think of a single thing to be excited about year besides Nola and Velaquez. Fucking hell.

>that feel when the mets clinch

>we

(You)

;)

only 1 more game and then we can watch the postseason in peace

>Franco 1-16 against colon
lmao

He's pretty much a poor man's Ortiz. Probably will be signed by the A's, Rays, or White Sox. None of the contending teams will take a chance on him.

>ryan howard 48 home runs vs. the mest

LOL

lul

OH FUCK

FUCK OFF HOWARD YOU BIG NIG JUST RETIRE ALREADY REEEEEEEEE

Fukk

FUCKING POTTERY

LOVE YOU PIG PIECE

GREATEST MOMENT OF THE SEASON

Why does it always have to be Ryan Howard

DROWN OUT THOSE METS PHAGGOTS

Thats fucking poetry right there

Yeah, i know. Just sad what had to happen. It's not his fault he took a ridiculously good contract, and then got injured shortly thereafter.

>le 10 consecutive posts in a gamethread man

>Rays
that'd be cuck as fuck for the rays

be nice, this is unironically the highlight of his year

>suggesting there should be a DH in the NL
BURN THE HERETIC

Ok I support my team I'm sorry.

I would say it's close, depending on whether we win the game.

Rockies grand slam >> for now

kill yourself faggot

or the indians walk off HR

Yeah that was pretty brilliant. He's had 2 walkoffs this year right? I remember one early in the seeason

This isn't gonna go well

If we leave this inning with one run scored it's a victory

LONEY

DAT BAT FLIP

Smoltz called the shit out of that

>LILLIES
I'm in tears ahaha

DROWN OUT THOSE PHILLY PHAGGOTS

Maybe you just have the TJ surgery once you get drafteded and sign

Lonely has been a pleasent surprise

2 ain't that bad all things considered. I'll take it. Let's make it a shootout.

>shootout
>baseball

Pick one

I can't think of a proper term for when a lot of runs are scored in baseball. Maybe an AL game?

A barn burner.

Also, fuck you tripfaggot.

Hah, yeah that's a good one. And salutations to you, friend.

Based Terry.

fucking umpball

out fucking side

>Robles

PIECE

Alright Fatman

Stop posting.

keep posting

No thanks friend. Been a fun game so far.

That qt in the green hat

>philthy
cespeGOAT

>Cespedes

Could you be anymore causal?

Fucking hate this team, can't get a clutch hit to save their lives.

yeah that's because they're a pretty terrible team

I'd smack her with my penis, if you know what I mean.

YOUR MOM'S A TERRIBLE TEAM!!!

Lads i'm going to wawa anyone want anything

i farted and blood came out

>weebo

lads I think Carson Wentz is the best QB in the league ya feel me

How can filthadelphia women even compete?

>fernando salad

Most random solo HR of the year

>pie rats choking

if we win this game that's good, since we'll have home field anyway

Did you really expect any different

Such a weird game
>cespedes sucking
>howard with 2 hits
>getting burned by aaa players instead

>getting burned by AAA players
what? the Phillies haven't done shit today

Upvoted

lmao are you seriously implying the Phillies lineup is in any way better than the mets lineup? take a break

WALK BRUCE

NO NO NO NO NO NO NON

NNOON
NNONON
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NNNOONNNON

I'm with you, Phils Bro.

How big do you think Thor's dick is ? my guess is 6.3 inches but probably thick as fark..

>4 EARNED RUNS FROM FAGGISON REED
>FROM THE WORST TEAM IN THE NL

MIGHTY KEKS

t. team 20 games below .500

base cabrera!!

t. team 30 years removed from an Eries

At least 7 inches

i hope Cards win because if they have to play Giants on monday that'll be mighty kek

t. team 20 games below .500 and out of the playoffs

i'm not gay but i would suck it if it meant he pitches a CGSO vs. bum

>bullpen doing bretty well

KEK, you might win the war, but this battle is ours..

FUCK YOU COMMENTATOR

>Filthies tripfag pretending to be proud of his abortion of a team
lol

if they are losing in the closing game can we agree to throw garbage at the mets players?

this fucking bullshit isn't acceptable anymore

If you saw how fucking AWFUL our bullpen has been (8 ERA this past month) you'd know this is a success by all accounts.

There's more Mets fans than Phillies fans at the game. Sad.

:(

This season has turned into the most exciting season since 2011 into an unmitigated disaster. can't wait for it to end.

Mets fans cucking the ever living shit out of Philly

he fookin slipped

nice intimidation tactics you dumb faggot lel

Insurance,motherfuckers!

I'M DONE WITH THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE EVERYONE

I love this Cabrera

>CesPEDes 0 for 4

what a fucking overrated piece of shit

t. team soon to be 21 games under .500

you are seriously a faggot man, you might wanna kill you're self

t. team that will get pounded by MadBum's fat frisco cock in the wildcard

lmao

>implying cards and giants won't play on Monday and gints have to play bumG

EJECTPEDES

rip cespy

>the woman shaking the ball after grabbing it

Ump has been shit all game, jokes on him, we were gonna bring in Lagares for defense anyways

Cespedes confirmed for a crybabby, pussy.

Nah, the Giants plan on pitching samardzija in that instance.

Pretty stupid but then again the Cardinals don't have many killers to offer either.

Lagares already in the game
>mest 'fans'

Top kek I had to rewind, but that's fukin hilarious

Yeah he's had bad calls both ways

that wasnt a strike tho

time 4 senpai

Mets-Giants WC will be fookin lit m8

Hoping to face Giants. They have no bullpen.

>Ryan Howard

cardnals have no starter lol

UNO

They'll probably just use Bumgarner to start and then throw Cueto in for the last few innings if they need to.

it starts like this

Why do Phillies suck so much is it genetics?

Jeurys "No Facile" Familia

CLINCH

TYBASEDFAM

merry clinchmas niggas

thanks senpai

gg

>6 losses in a row

just kill me famalamadingdong

BASED

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

we fuckin did it bros