/heem/

>Ma'am instead of Miss

Fucking shit rules desu

>not having your events in a local rec center with a volleyball tournament going on next to you

I bet those people on 3rd floor have better view of the action than any seats in MSG

Goobs is rich enough to get the rockstar grade drugs rather than shitty synthetic heroin

This is the ideal setup. Stare at some volleyball bunda between fights

irish lad, why won't conair come out to an actual good song with meaning?
>youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A

Miss only applies to single women you fucking nonce

t. Southern gentleman

UP THE RA

- MMA connoisseur

They're all single to me.
BECAUSE IM A BIG DICK HAVING SLICK LOOKING ENGLISHMAN BITCH.

UP THE RA

- MMA connoisseur

bless

aldo's theme song

>throwing in the towel

b l e s s

Mcgoober will be KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, I'm felling embarrassed for him.

>towel hits mcgregors face
>eddie recovers
>boom gooby byebye

>mfw I fucked a 4/10 chavette slag last weekend because I have a weakness for white girls with accents

Does Eddie have better Cardio than Connor?

>A FUCKING BURGER SALESMAN

ITT: people who forgot conors striking is on a completely different level to Eddie.

Eddie is too wild, too sloppy and his chin WILL be caught flush.

You dumb muthafuckas dont know shit about fighting.

Mike "Slap a Jap" Perry

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abso lutely

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>Conor is the favourite
>I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MMA

the only easier matchup at 155 for Conor, then Eddie, is Poirer
discuss

check yourself down at the doctors bro.

First time i visited USA i was a fresh faced 17 year old. fucked 2 different girls at the same party in the same night. my american cousins were so salty too.

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Everybody loves burgers.

Pic related.

>implying 90% of butthurt MMA fans aren't picking EDDIE by DOMINATION

ferguson that guys glass chin will be shattered into a million pieces vs mcgregor

*takes notes*

More wisdom from the Platinum Prophet.

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>ferguson glass chin

Casual

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Hey Pepe, I have something for you, pussy.

Yeah but on the other hand Eddie has a strong wrestlefucking game and, judging by the Pettis fight, he's smart enough to know when he's outclassed in striking and should fall back on grappling.

Still giving this one to McGregor though - unlike in the Nate fight, here McGregor is once again the bigger man, and Eddie doesn't have Nate's indestructible chin or elite bjj. Eddie might be a little heavier and have a slight cardio edge, but I don't think it'll be enough.

Eddie's still a great grappler though and is far above Conor in that regard

Why does Conor have two jiu hits coaches?

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>Nate Diaz is a better grappler than Eddie Alvarez

fucking casuals

No one said that you fucking retard

how much money do you think master thong has on hacran diaz

Submission grappler yes, wrestler no

Eddie said he will stand and bang with Conor because he trains with Mike "fook" Henry now.

>he thinks Ferguson won't get finished by one of the top strikers in MMA

he got pieced up by a short notice nobody

go back to what ever shit dump you crawled out of.

Is Cruz doing commentary?

DC said he'd stand and bang with Rumble.

>Ferguson has a glass chin

Retard

why does Conor have shit jiujitsu despite having 2 coaches is the question that should be asked

fyi, Paul Harris is fighting in a few bings in KSW agaist some can

I get the feeling you dont even watch MMA

You type like a spastic retard from youtube

why does conor have 2 jiu jitsu coaches
>what did he mean by this

he gets wobbled in every fight

Show me a pic of Aldo beating McGregor now u salty goof

Conor has ELITE jujitsu you cheeto fingered nerd.

wew

No he doesnt you casual moron. Youre literally making shit up because you know you have no actual clue what youre talking about

call the ambulance already

This or the zoomed in pic of Rory

Trips confirm

eddie has taken bombs and always recovered though. he gets cracked but he always comes back. it's not like it's just happened once or twice before. hell he probably will be floored by mcgoob - will mcgoob gas himself going for the finish? maybe, maybe not, but eddie has been in the thick of it and pulled himself together.

Conor would heem him though, basically unless you're Nate Diaz Conor will heem you. Do you really think most fighters could get past that first round attack? Nate's gameplan was basically just "let him beat the fuck out of me for two rounds and tire himself out"

She will never look the same after 205

shoo shoo goblin

>tfw Conor subs Eddie with a bow and arrow choke

Not the argument

Didnt heem Holloway either

Joanna will be sleeping.

>there are """people""" that find that thing "cute"

>dominates top featherweight for 3 round with 1 and 1/2 rounds with a fucked knee

B-but he didn't heem him guys

Listen to yourself, is your mother fucking some big ginger irishman or something?

next level delusion.

I hope big john is the ref for Eddie vs Conor

>b-but holloway!
lmao alright if that's the argument you want to use

basing the entirety of his jiu jitsu game on

1. a fight from ages ago where he got subbed
2. mendes taking him down and doing nothing with ~7 minutes of top game except

>land one impactful elbow
>try to fingerfuck said cut from elbow
>complain about eating elbows from the bottom
>lose position as soon as he tries to advance it

3. nate diaz choking him out when conor was clearly gassed as fuck and wanted out of that fight

I would, but your boy ran away from the division after the fight, he knows very well that lucky punch won't happen again.

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He was never in trouble. Only slipped.

>he knows very well that lucky punch won't happen again.

That's right, because Aldo just quit the sport.

I want "smoked" Herb Dean

Youre literally saying he can knock out anyone at any time any weight xPppppD

Except Nate and Holloway lol

Try not having bird brains next time, autismos

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>lucky punch

w-what is that thing

*vroom vroom*

>ran away

>"i have my eyes on jose, killing the featherweight division, and going up and destroying that lightweight division as well."

youtu.be/t5nBDtYMU-o?t=395

literally called it before the aldo fight even took place you hue cuck

>replying to yourself

>about yourself

Nate has a great chin, Holloway got lucky Conor fucked his knee and didn't stand with him for most of the fight.

Have you seen how often Eddie grabs the fence? Watch the Pettis fight.

Big Based John would take a point for sure, and then he can't win via split decision wrestlefuck.

You say this like Karolina doesnt look like she's 80

Nate has a chin of stone and is taller + weighed more. Idk if you know this But power translates better down than up (just incase you've never stepped foot inside a boxing gym in your fucking life u pussy). Conor kills people who come at him, KO rd 1 or 2 for mcgregor betting my house on it.

I for one would like to see those cute little non tanned bewbs please

From Karolina "Split Decisions Is what's on the menu,Boys" Kowalkiewicz ?

Nigga please

I'll have to make room for kookiememe

Finally someone else that sees it

Be honest.

Is a 12 second KO victory over Frankie and a post fight call out of Mcgregor, personally scripted by Chael Sonnen, the only possible way for Jeremy Stephens to save his career.

>he got lucky

Lol

So pathetic

YOU'RE TAKING EVERY MEME I EVER WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

Conor [and every other human being] will lose power in his punch from going 170 to 155

Oh so youre a retard boxing fan that jumped on the conor bandwagon

Explains why youre so damn stupid and dont know how to argue

how many bongs to Fight Pass Prelims™?

Wrong provo.

He's done.
There is literally actually A GENUINELY good chance he could be crying right now.

He did though, he still got grapplefucked and lost regardless, he just didn't get heemed.

>conor was really 180+ in the cage yeh

Aldo deserved an immediate rematch, blame
Dana White for that.

True champions defend their belt, meme champions go look for other unrelated fights.

Kek

Who is that?

>he did

Lol youre pathetic

she'll never smile like that again

>the only possible way for Jeremy Stephens to save his career.

Who?

not true because conor has no business fighting at 170 as evidenced by and the fact he couldn't even get himself above 168

he was carrying a lot more bodyfat for that fight, which gasses him more than it helps increase ko power against bigger guys with more mass who are harder to heem

When you punch up, your punches lose power. can't believe i even have to explain it to you "fight fans" since i learned it at age 8.

Aaand there's your straw man.

>Aldo deserved an immediate rematch

He got knocked out in thirteen fucking seconds.

Aldo might've gotten the rematch if he didn't pull out of the first fight. No way they would've promoted the same fucking fight for 18+ months straight.

>true champions don't pull out of FIVE (5) title fights due to boo boos after signing on the dotted line

aldo's legacy is cucked, deal with it

Who /Cecilia/ here?

>lucky punch meme

kk bless

but that doesn't make sense, he's 168 without cutting and he'd be fighting smaller guys at 155

He slipped so hard he was doing barrel rolls

Me surmising why you're stupid and don't know how to argue isn't a strawman

>Ferguson has a glass chin
>lol he doesnt but Conor can knock out anyone
>lol no just Nate and Holloway he cant knock out

And now you're just pounding your fists at the keyboard like a child because I've embarrassed you. Better luck next time

t. retard

Just a reminder that Conor doing half a camp of cardio and calculatingly picking his shots still gassed out in less than 2 rounds

who is the guy in the front left?

I love how he gives this little smirk. wonder what he was thinking.

Aaaand theres the strawman!!!

any other 155er would be dead from those knockdowns

5" reach disadvantage and southpaw vs orthodox gonna give eddie nightmares

>not the same guy who said ferguson had a glass chin
>didn't say conor could knock anyone out

You're literally straw manning while saying your not.

If i was you i'd end my life, just knowing the amount of shame my family feel everytime i crawl out of my basement for cheetos and mountain dew at the age of 24.

Good drill desu

Nate gassed as well.

whens the ufc?

How many mcbongs left lads?

>not the same guy

Youre so embarrassed by your own pathetic autism that youre disassociating yourself

Lol what a loser you are

That or you're just another moron stupidly chiming in and saying even dumber shit

>if i was you i'd end my life

Lmao youre so upset over literally nothing. Clean those cheeto fingers my man

You are retarded, watch the 5th round again.

the only thing nate changed from the first fight was trying to come in bigger and use it to his advantage

and he inadvertently hurt his own renowned gas tank

literally pottery

You need help

That was the Brækhus - Mathis fight over.
Just a minute into round 2.

>ufc "fans"
>don't respect the goat in his weight class

wew.

we'll never know because of the OP

Just a reminder he was fighting a weightclass above his optimal weight and wasn't shredded.

The conor who's gonna come in at 155 is the conor who fought Aldo but slightly bigger and every bit as sharp, powerful and shredded.

See Conor mcgregor vs ivan buchinger (last time he fought at 155)

Rewatch the whole fight. Nate gassed in the third.

He pulled out of the first scheduled fight, schedule to be the biggest UFC event ever, two weeks away with a sprained vagina, then got knocked out in 13 seconds in what was again supposed to be the biggest UFC event ever

That does not warrant an instant rematch

>holding on for dear life

yeah he def wasn't gassed and giving away the fight down the stretch

time.is/4:15pm_in_portland

>the GOAT
>KO'd in 13 seconds in his athletic prime

Pick one, Brazil.

>one for SEVEN (7!!!) takedowns

Prelims start 7:15 p.m. ET 23:15 GMT
Main card 10pm ET 02:00 GMT

Nate's allergic to wrestling.

>should i worry about the counter-left andre?
>"nah"

Your optimal weight is essentially your training weight

So why are you faggots obsessed with Conor?

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

You must not talk much then

no it aint... its the right amount of weight you can safely cut down too once in peak physical condition through a grueling fight camp.

I haven't been on /heem/ for several days and just read about Josh. He seemed like a dick on TUF desu. But after that,in interviews and writing he seemed like a cool guy. Hope he gets out of the coma. Also hoping he didn't murder the other guy.

/who/?

Oh he guys i feel great training at 168lbs so i'm gonna fight in the 170lb division where the average fighter there walks into the octagon at 190

hurr durr back to redd!t

it's a figurative speech

watched JJ vs CG 1 again and i still think JJ took it 2-1

Cutting 15-20 pounds of weight is not going to give your best individual performance

If you're fighting other fighters who cut weight in that range, yes, but I am talking about an individual fighter and his peak individual performance, not how he compares to others

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Gunnar basically does that

Because he is edgy

I'll review the footage and I'll get back to you in 2 work days. Thanks.

Oh hey guys i feel great training at 170 pounds, this means my own individual performance is going to be SO much better because I'm draining water out of my body a day before my fight

hurrr durrr back to /heem/

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how stupid are you?

shit's fucking cash. Visited Berjaya Times Square on my vacation, you could hold a crazy event there.

Why would anyone think otherwise ?

>threatened by conor

Smarter than you dumbasses apparently. It's almost like you have no idea how to read

dick riding conor is just a meme

>Massive dehydration is healthy especially when you're getting punched in the head

Is that the "im taking 20% of your money" face?

"peak individual performance" Against what? a heavybag? sure.. i'm talking about the sport of MMA where they fight a human opponent in a respective weight division who also follow the same methods.

Because they're newfag tourists that transitioned to MMA from mandrama

>everyone cuts weight
>because it makes their performance """worse"""

ok genius

>not how he compares to others

um you're fighting one other person

you gigantic fucking idiot lol

I'm not even going to dignify this with an actual response because it's obvious you didn't even read the part where I explain your very question

That's the"nobody is going to watch this fight except the 40 fight fans in /heem/ and plebbit" face lad

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

They're so tiny!

What fighter should I name my stamina-based build after?

I will quit mma if someone dabs in weigh ins.

Oh hey guys, since my best performance weight is my training weight, I'm going to cut 10-15 pounds and fight at that weight for no reason.

>reading is hard

(You)

Seems to me like a canadian agrees with me. Your outnumbered, please re-examine the logic you just used dumb fuck.

makes me quite sick looking at their tiny limbs

Why is DJ's head so big?

Bisping

Id fuck the shit out of karolina but she does have an oldish looking face.

They cut weight because everyone else is cutting weight to that class that is comparable to their size. Almost no one will tell you they cut weight because it makes them individually feel better

You spergs really are amazing

>a canadian agrees with me

Id investigate how dumb are you to get to that point

Why does a dance move trigger white bois so hard?

Describe this webm in 3 words

i thought it was a weed move

yeah bring race into this :D

worse than famine

another potato famine

>aldo literally runs from usada before mcgregor fight
>looks different
>gets cucked

gee i wonder what happened

Someone already has m8

>They cut weight because everyone else is cutting weight to that class that is comparable to their size

So what? If my performance is better at an uncut weight, why would I cut weight?

Donald Cerrone feels so great at Welterweight because of all that weight he has to cut

Oh wait no he doesnt because he's not a fucking dumbass

he's BR m8, it's a given

>looks different
t. Joe Rogan

>T-THIS NEVER H-HAPPENED

Because that increase in performance doesn't makeup for the weight disadvantage you put yourself at.

Fucking mmatards

bad video quality

only took him his whole career to realize it

You should get an ESL teacher, you seem to have trouble reading Basic English

Frankie Edgar also stayed at the weight class that he didn't have to cut weight in order to make right?

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It's fine as long as I don't see it.

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i like where you skipped the undeniable part of him running from a drug test, trying to get the drug tester deported, and then spilling his sample when handing it over

He's getting pretty big desu he probably cuts.

That notwithstanding the fact you're calling all fighters who cut weight fucking dumbasses which is pretty silly

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Cutting is stupid

t.Rumble Johnson

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That has to do with the fact Lightweights are much larger than him, not because of performance

Why is it so hard to realize that individual peak performance has nothing to do specifically with you're facing

This is why people including Rogan and Gunnar Nelson talk about how fighters should fight at their own natural weight classes, weight cutting is not healthy and does not ensure peak performance

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trigger warning

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why are you pretending that who you fight doesn't matter in a 1v1 sport lol

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Guys cutting is stupid which is why 90% of fighters cut weight you see.

As an armchair MMA coach i always encourage fighters to just fight at their natural weight because they "perform better".

Yes, they usually get beaten the shit out of by bigger fighters but who cares they feel great until getting shit on.

>logic of some of you retards

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>the fact you're calling all fighters cut weight fucking dumbasses

You like many others in this thread have absolutely zero reading comprehension

But I will confirm what you put in my mouth that weight cutting from a health standpoint is stupid, the only reason why there is reason behind it, is because if you fought at your natural weight against a guy who outweighs you by 30 pounds, that is also stupid

If you ever go again be sure to attend the next MIMMA

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Will we see memes on the level when Bisbong heemed Cuckhold in our lifetime again?

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>This is why people including Rogan and Gunnar Nelson talk about how fighters should fight at their own natural weight classes, weight cutting is not healthy and does not ensure peak performance
t.Anthony Johnson

his gorilla is spitting blood like him

quite ebin

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"cutting weight from a health standpoint is stupid"

WHO SAID IT WASN'T.

IT'S SMART IN A COMPETITION STANDPOINT WHICH IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO THESE FIGHTERS THEY ALL TAKE STEROIDS WHICH ISN'T GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH EITHER. you literally have 75IQ.

>9 (nine) title defenses
>does not warrant an instant rematch

Pick one.

He is unanimously the Featherweight GOAT, just accept it.

This is so good to watch, one more defeat and the meme is dead.

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Guys reading is really hard I understand the struggle

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>obsessed
mostly that huge bulge in his pants

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>You like many others in this thread have absolutely zero reading comprehension
It's the corollary of "he doesn't cut weight because he's not a fucking dumbass"

>the only reason why there is reason behind it, is because if you fought at your natural weight against a guy who outweighs you by 30 pounds, that is also stupid
Any attempt to discuss weight cutting while ignoring that reality is pointless. That prisoner's dilemma is the whole reason weight cutting exists. Obviously it would be better if no one did it, but if you lived in that world the first person to do it shits on everyone and everything changes.

>people won't follow my twisted shitty logic
>insult them for not being able to read my 10 year old brain

(nine) title defenses
>>does not warrant an instant rematch
Not when you've pulled out of 5 fights because you were cycling lol

>be Conor McGregor

>fight at your natural weight

>matched up vs Neil Magny

You are a moron.

I could heem about 27% of this thread I think.

r-remember when that dutch guy made that deflated aldo post and had the images reversed where aldo looked better in his conor fight humiliating himself. i-i know i dont.

>i just lost the argument

T H E P O S T

This thread needs a 5 round race war

thanks to my elusiveness, I'm part of that 73%

Is croatia white?

A real race war wouldn't be much of a war... more of a genocide of anyone who wasn't asian of white.

>who said it wasn't

No one, which is what i precisely said after someone had put those words in my mouth you fucking absolute retard

>its smart in a competition standpoint

Something I have already exactly said you fucking inbred autistic monkey

I'd join team black just because I hate literally every european

Listen you little snowelf I'd clatter your head of the canvas in the first 5 seconds

Anyone else tired of Conor and the Irish "fans"

>0 title defenses
>can't even convincinly beat the number 5 ranked LW, got choked out by him 1 fight before that
>runs away when a fight gets hard
>people still act like Conor is anything but a gobshite with a big punch

Eddie is going to cheese grater him through the cage and feed him to the worms at ringside.

Are you white? If yes.. You're European.

t. Ricardo

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no

There is no twisted shitty logic, you're just a fucking retard that can't read simple things

>Your best INDIVIDUAL peak performance is the weight you walk at

You and a bunch of other mentally disabled retards interpret as

>CONOR WOULD TOTALLY FUCKING TOSS AROUND A 200LB KELVIN GASTELUM ARE YOU INSANE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

You are legitimately psychologically impaired

so fucking fast!

>yurop
>white
Nice meme.

You best be living on an injun reservation and be 100% navajo then buddeh cause you're hating on your entire lineage. I guess since you're american thats the highest form of cuckery which suits you.

I'm American but I'll be on any team that's killing europeans.

You'd be busy boiling macaroni after my cheeky roll to you kneebar Luigi

Paul Harris just got heemed ded by a Polish nobody. Good times.

BUILD

>featherweight
>GOAT

Roiding midgets aren't in contention.

How bad does it feel to live in france. Muslim and Black infested country. You eat frogs and snails every day. Moustaches on your girls.

Guys just remember that cutting 30 pounds of water from your body is for sure the best for you and only, homeboy

Don't you find it funny that the UK are supposedly anti-globalists but any time Scotland or Ireland do something they try to take credit for it?

Guys just remember, Mighty Mouse should be fighting featherweights.

>arguing anonymously on the internet

>tfw cumskin
>tfw have to fight in the same team as the white sissy faggots of this board

disgusting

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>low paying jobs

>UK "taking credit" for scotland
>which is entirely within the UK
wew

Guys just remember reading comprehension is like for sure the hardest thing in the world

instagram.com/p/BLCMSM2ho4a/

Brækhus just fucked up the woman who knocked out Holly Holm in boxing and then called out Cyborg.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/themaclife.com/country/ca/

Yikes!

>BR
>white
lad...

Scotland is the UK.

Enjoy your children being a downtrodden minority

hehehehehehehe

>2016
>2 british ufc champs

>13 british boxing champs

Feelsgoodman

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Reminder that you only eat what you kill.

10/1/2016

The day /heem/ was utterly shook by intermediate level English

>How bad does it feel to live in france. Muslim and Black infested country
Pretty bad, I have to always pay attention and be ready to defend myself especially when I see a muslim wearing a djellaba.
>You eat frogs and snails every day
That's just a meme, that's not true.
>Moustaches on your girls
I'm not going out with them so I don't care.

>boxing matters
>ireland is uk
>sperging this hard because you have no heroes

Why did they mark the guy's knees for deletion

>tfw you get laid off for 9 months out of the year by the dockworkers union

>boxing

10/1/2016

The day an Autistic fuck defends his retard logic to the end and declares victory when people get tired of correcting him.

Guys just remember that Mighty Mouse is fighting at below his maximum performance quality by fighting at 125, he would do so much better at 145.

>7-1ers are still assblasted because Conor effectively KILLED the supposed """GOAT""" #1 P4P fighter in the world in THIRTEEN (13) seconds
>Pretending Conor didn't predict the shot several times before the fight
>Pretending he didn't say he'd hold two belts the second he won the Featherweight title, denoting it was his plan from the start

You little goofs are silly.

Plus, the fact that you pretend Conor walks around at 170 and trains at that weight is hilarious. I told you in the first fight when he weighed in 168 that he didn't. You said "NAH NIGGA, THAT'S JUST A MISTAKE BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA FIGHT AT 155, HE DEFFO WALKS AND TRAINS AT 170". BTFO the lot of you fags when he weighed exactly the same for the 170 fight.

>The state of this board
>Everyone trying to argue like I argue
>Everyone trying to mimic my style
Sad fucks.

THAts every day on heem tho

No grills on this card

>no heroes

Bisping heeming Cuckhold and making history says otherwise.

He has those on his knees to prevent chaffing due to having to fight at hobbit king Conor's height.

I haven't got tired of correcting you, bud. You just seem all worn out by the beating I just gave you.

I mean it really is embarrassing, literally LITERALLY every single point you made was something I already fully addressed and recognized beforehand

You must be so upset right now, I can just imagine what snarky post you're going to post in reply saying "i'm not mad, you are!!!!" hahaha

Here's a prediction:

I won't make it through tonights card

>having quotes spewed by gooby on your gym wall

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Who

First fight of the card, goof.

lmao

He would if everyone else he was fighting was fighting in that 145 range naturally

Thanks for agreeing, only took you 30 minutes of autistic stimming

remember guys fighters 1lb over 205 should be fighting 265lb fighters

Leave Cyborg to me.

>a-a-american s-sperg!!!

Kek you are so obsessed

lmao

wow im fucking blind

Guys guys

imagine you could feasibly cut to fight Mighty Mouse

lmaooo

>he's a schwab poster too
goddamn amerisperg

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Be Careful

Imagine being able to look at your own cock without a mirror

Why does that matter? Surely his opponent is just handicapping himself by coming in after having cut 20 pounds and Mighty Mouse will be able to overcome the welterweight by virtue of fighting at his best performance weight.

Why is Holm ducking Brækhus?

Step into my guard and say that again, Niemi.

Remember guys I literally can't read these posts explaining my idiotic qualms because my parents are actually semi-retarded donkeys

Imagine reaching the top shelf

DUDE MONEY LMAO

Go ahead and find a single post where I said that weight wasn't a factor

Go ahead, really I'll wait :)

Imagine not using a scooter to go outside

I look pretty thin to me bro

look i'm going to make this incredibly simple for you bud, weight cutting is a reality and it's never going to be banned.

So, Shut the fuck up and take your autism over to a certain place where they embrace it.

Imagine being so stupid you think your own peak performance means you can toss around people 30 pounds larger than you

Imagine weighing less than Miesha Tate and being a full grown man

Imagine not shopping in the children's section

>and it's never going to be banned

That's not even the argument. You're just a retard that's upset that he's actually getting upset at the fact he's been thoroughly embarrassed in the one place where he can hide his own pathetic true self

I literally said "your training weight is your peak performance" and your hilariously autistic ass interprets as "HE'S SAYING A GUY WHO WEIGHTS 170 CAN EASILY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A 200 POUND GUY"

Feel free to respond because I'm not even going to read your tearful following post lol

Imagine being able to suck your own dick.

A "fighter" no less

imagine being able to buy clothes without trying them on first to see if they fit

Imagine not wearing tarps

I'd give Miesha my full grown man if you know what I mean.

Im so so sorry you're literally so stupid that you cant even read

My condolences to your family and friends

F

Imagine being a muslim leaf living in Ottawa named Adan Mohamed Elmi and telling people you're an HVAC tech when really you sweep chimneys and clean furnaces and then claiming that you had sexy with white women named Sydney Dore.

>Implying an 80 pound teenage boy can't beat Miesha Tate

I think I do know what you mean

Imagine living such an awful existence you're paranoid about who works at a dock

Many times in my dreams.

I thought I lived in Edmonton lol

...

Imagine being proud of beating a woman

Get in my guard bby, I'll show you what I mean.

dayum did a rapeugee really get exposed that bad..

he might go full jihad watch out

what was the reply

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today... Aha-ah...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace... You...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world... You...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

>oooo it's chilly today!

>can't wait to get down to the docks!

Imagine your dad was a somali pirate that took a captain of a container ship hostage and got killed by a navy seal sniper and now you harbor animosity towards anyone involved in the maritime industry.

2040 Europe fight for western civilization bro

Gonna be fun.

How much does weight factor in? At what point is the fact that you at PEAK PERFORMANCE™ irrelevant? 1 pound? 2? 5? 10?

If it's 10 or less, why should I give a fuck?

And keep in mind that your body is more efficient the less you weigh. If I cut ten pounds of bodyfat over an eight week camp, I'm going to gas less than if I'm fighting at my training weight.

sounds bad ass desu

I will step in blindfolded and tied. Still getting my arm rised at the end.

She didnt reply but she follows me now.

hey guys it's me adan lmaooo

Imagine being proud you're overweight

you'd better thank me for that bud lol

stop answering him he's literally retarded.

He has no idea what fighters go through to achieve certain weights, change in diets, amount of cardio.. He thinks they just train like normal and then suddenly drain their entire body of water weight.

Imagine trying to interact with a female and failing this bad

>this "thread"

>muslims

how can us white men compete with this

feelsbadman

jesus christ

GUYS HELP I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE FIGHTS ARE

adan we know its you

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>that filename

Fucking kek'd.

>mfw this "thread".

Yikes. That's Adan Mohamed Elmi of Canada? Owner and proprietor of All STAR Furnace and Chimney Cleaners? Email [email protected] ? I wouldnt trust that guy to sweep my chimney.

nah m8 im white

Listen dude, everyone has to work alright? And I don't particularly mind doing it, it pays alright and I get to meet lots of different people. But everyone has to work and everyone has bills to pay, and I have to save up some money and I'm not ashamed of what I do. I have a family to provide for now.

I know I rag on you guys a lot about work and stuff, but we're all the same, we all drag ourselves out of bed and drag our asses into work every day, and you guys all mercilessly just make fun of me non-stop.
Pictures posted of me, when people google my name my arrest pops up first, everyone is always commenting on my religious garb and stuff like that, I don't wear that all the time. That's cerimonial garb. You don't wear stuff like that every day, I'm sure you have a suit vest somewhere in your closet that you don't wear every day.

I post here because I like MMA, that's why you post here too. You don't have to constantly point out why we're different all the time, that's what is wrong with your country right now dude.

what kinda hippie talk is that?

Sounds like a little nerd begging his bully to stop.

lmao Lineker has an emo mohawk that is fucking unreal

/heem/ delivered, aldo vs holloway is the fight to make

>betting my house on it

Prove it, screencap your bet.

>instagram.com/p/BK_R9pcA64i/

please tell me we're going to get a first round /heem/

it's just a fig your ass peach bro

lmao this nigga lost his mind

Of course I know is not gonna bet his house, but he could at least bet a penny and show to us to prove his point.

what does he needs to be hit with to be KOd stiff ?

A tree

i only follow mma because of conor, what a inspiration, what a motivator to go past your dreams in life. god bless conor.

damn I thought that cloud was a sword for a sec

>makes it into nfl that ony 1% make it into.
>makes alot of money.
>then decides to role play gangster.
>get life in prison.

never go full retard.

>tfw mega-nervous because you've got huge money riding on your fantasy MMA picks

one of those wheel kicks conor was throwing in the first fight would have done it

A Rumble.

Who you got

i bet their squat workout is just the weight of their head.

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as sweeping chimneys

rossstores.com/departments/men/men-young-men

Would there ever be interest in doing a /heem/ DraftKings contest?

How about a coma from this lad for the no head movement diaz

Predictions on who's getting injured/popped first on the 205 card

Golovkin couldn't stop a double leg if his life depended on it.

...

Woodley

The unathletic diaz couldn't land a fucking takedown on this 160lb boxer.

Lineker is going to heem Dodson

>does triathalons
>lol unathletic

Tyron

>MMA fighter who does triathalons in his off time is "unathletic" compared to a fucking boxer
w e w
diaz would sub him in seconds

RIP weidman

When people use the term athleticism they're talking about speed, power.. Not muh cycling, swimming and a bit of running.

He's not some world level triathlon athlete, i can do triathlons so can you.

GGG would literally repeatedly knock diaz down and let him up until diaz was put into a coma or died.

nooo don't go chris

>he can't grasp what the term athletic is used for in the realms of MMA

KYS

He probably did, just like he murdered his girlfriend.

Nate would buttscoot him into a seizure

>le lost 20 lbs due to beer man

USADA has killed The Chris

>I can do triathlons

No you can't.

>a guy who thinks boxers can stop the double leg due to """"athleticism"""" is trying to lecture me about MMA knowledge
c'mon son

Diaz would twist him into a pretzel on the ground and shove pinecones up his ass and there's fuck all that mitten jab faggot could do.

Go back to your dying sport where grown mean put on oven gloves to slap one another for 3 minutes before having a nice sit down.

If Samman OD'd I'm not gonna feel sorry for him at all.

His girlfirend died recently and he lost back to back fights

Dudes had it rough

>spergs sperging about a GGG vs Diaz fight that will never happen in the realm of possibility
WEW

I agree

That Philippines guy killing all the druggy scum has the right idea

He killed his girlfriend.

...

I would. Sure he did it to himself but he had a lot of shit go wrong outside of his control in his personal life and seemed like a pretty good guy post-TUF. You can feel sorry for someone even if it's their own fault

rip in peace the chris

yoel is my boy now

>Sucker punch a dude
>End up getting BOOM BLASTED

>Main card doesnt start till 4am

JUST MY LIFE

I can swim, ride a bike and run.

Explain how i can't do a triathlon please i'll wait.
Diaz has no fast twitch muscle fibre, first time i went to an "mma" gym i sparred guys straight away because ive boxed for a while.. not 1 of those unathletic fucks could take me down and i was bullying them standing.

i would bet my life that GGG would kill nate diaz in an MMA, boxing or street fight.

that webm is beautiful

Kinda like UFC 204

who gives a feck about this card tho

Well, you're on Cred Forums and you're British, so statistically, you're an obese, pasty fuck, who would be out of breath in about 30 seconds.

So that's why you can't do a triathlon.

First off GGG is stronger than Diaz, by a landslide at that. Diaz would have trouble taking down anyone with balance as perfect as GGG. Second of all GGG has a wrestling background and Diaz is a third rate "athlete" in a a sport with a lackluster talent pool.

>tfw you realize all them shredded muscles were from steroids and non functional workouts

his legs look normal, you're a fighter not a fucking physique model dumb ass.

I'm not a casual like you

I watch all cards

try 6am

>but what about my experience "sparring" 41 year old losers at "local mma gym"
w e w

Remember when James Tony, a world champion boxer, was brutalized by a 47 year old Randy Couture because he didn't know anything about grappling?

It's a comfy card desu

>His girlfirend died recently
She was texting while driving and hit a tree.

>he lost back to back fights
So have literally thousands of other fighters that didnt resort to slamming H.

>first time i went to an "mma" gym i sparred guys straight away because ive boxed for a while.. not 1 of those unathletic fucks could take me down and i was bullying them standing.

Did you walk on on a under 10s karate class and think you were hot shit?

I know user, I know

Anyone else here going to UFC204 next week?

Texting with him. He murdered her.

I hope Eddie borrows a chin from diaz for that fight

I would've if the tickets didn't sell so quick

o well

my athleticism in relation to theirs would be the same as GGG's in relation to Diazs.

The point stands.

randy was a wrestler fighting a fat over the hill dumbass fighting for a paycheck... not the same situation.

GGG if he wanted to at the age of 34 could spend 3 weeks learning TDD and literally wipe out 155 - 170 ufc. Don't you find that sad?

I had 10 tabs open and still barely got any

reddit says the heroin is a relapse, that's why he OD'd

a relapse makes sense. lost to boetsch. about to get cut.

where are your seats?

hf

Something tells me you guys dont know how to buy tickets. You gotta keep trying throughout the day.

Gods about to cut him from life senpai

He had a fight signed against oluwale bamgbose

>don't you find that sad

Not really cause it's not true

Raised by the paramedics in a last ditch attempt to see if there's life left in your body

Not buying for well over the face value though, aint worth that much to me

>implying you need to be depressed to relapse on the most wonderful drug on the planet.

Heroin isn't the hardest drug to quit for no reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=JSDh3R7ZBF8

Hory shit, he took another leg!!!

First few rows of the upper tier cant remember the block, its just to the side of the ring

No one said anything about buying over face value.

How high is the chance BJ kills himself after Lamas heems him?

any event tonight guys?

Bj will choke him out in 45 seconds

>GGG if he wanted to at the age of 34 could spend 3 weeks learning TDD and literally wipe out 155 - 170 ufc
What is it with brits thinking you can spend two minutes learning TDD and then never get taken down or bullied in the clinch by people who've been training grappling/clinch disciplines their entire lives? Is it a fantasy borne from the lack of grappling training in the UK?

>wahh my girlfriend died
>od's on heroin
Weak ass little bitch

hardest drug to quit is seratonin

Yes

should i get a gyro or a sub for dinner m8s?
or both?

45 minutes croatbro

>most powerful puncher in the world
>400 amateur bouts 395 wins 5 losses
>with TDD couldn't literally destroy anyone in the ufc with ease standing

inb4 muh kicks.. Try leg kick him and get a jab that would knock out a small horse.

bongs n bings?

see

...

so not nosebleeds. right on.

pretty satisfying watching paul harris get heemed

40 bings to prelims

...

>with tdd

Bit of an important point you're overlooking there bud

Remember that time the sperg replied to himself then talked about himself in the third person? WHy did he do that?

thx man!!! have some dancing paddy

>guy who trains nothing but boxing is good at boxing
Stop the fucking presses.

>t. weak ass little bitch

Hopefully not

turkey sub

extra cheese

decide the rest for yourself

Did you mean to say that Lamas will celebrate his victory by choking himself while getting a BJ 'Cause there's no way Penn's winning that fight.

"every american poster is the sperg"

Why does he look like Jay from the inbetweeners?

>oh fwend
>pretend mma fwend.

I think you will be surprised

>yfw we might get to 500 posts without someone making a new thread

remember that time you begged adan for attention
i do because it happens all day, every day, in every thread

the dream

wew

>it actually happened

I think YOU'LL be surprised. I think Lamas will fuck him up.

>Baby Jay
>getting heemed

Is Llama man bringing a sledgehammer with him? The whole fight sucks.

>BJ is over the hill
>Lamas is a never was who got beaten pillar to post by Mendes to the point where Mendes took pity on him and begged the ref to stop the fight

Highlight of "the bully"'s career was Mendes looking up at the ref and sort of shrugging.

You pretty much have to learn how to grapple in order for your TDD to be good.

I'm sure he could learn some surface-level TDD so he doesn't get pushed over though lel.

link the new thread pls

Is the Gamethread Brit here, he should make one now

how many bings lads

>white people are better than Thais at their own sport

oh, we can all just wait until the fights and get into a gamethread

We could, and it'd make sense, but this place is full of autists so that won't happen

some autist will come along and ruin it

good choice

Im making a game thread hold on lads

NEW

NEW THREAD BOYS

Someone make a real new thread please

fuck off mate

NEW

>this 1993 logic

>2 niggas fighting for their life and people barely glancing up from their games

We hit azns with the vidyagames as hard as we hit native americans with alcohol.

Europe conquered this planet with self destructive behaviour.

>His girlfirend died recently
That was two years ago now. Not all that recent.