MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

Manchester is fucking grim mate

>Edinburgh
ace but London prices
>Manchester
decent as they had a lot of funding
>Newcastle
top night out
>Sheffield
mostly really nice and borders the peak district
>Liverpool
has decent parts but mainly revolving around the beatles and full of scousers
>York
nice as fuck
>Bath
small but a nice day out

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wew

>Hand over the points, or else!

>the state of firmino's hair

TRIGGERED

Evening lads. Gonna be a shit episode today.

Souper Sunday will be better.
In bedtbh.

They're all actually the same. Only thing that varies is prices.

Like footballers.

The Caliphate of London needs to be separated from England.

>There are people on Cred Forums who watched the early kick off, Soccer Saturday, and now this
>They'll also watch all the games tomorrow and MOTD2
Pathetic

Like girls.

I love football though.

Hmmmmmmmm??

Wait. There are people posting that aren't from London?

I used to hope that all the City, Utd, and Liverpool fans were just bandwaggoning Londoners but I guess it's much worse... There are actually people posting from those shithole cities.

only watched the bournemouth match desu
don't even really want to watch this but i've got nothing better to do

I didn't even bother watching the 3pms, not one good game on today

>manager quits during the week
>finally win our first game of the season today
Glad that wait was over

London is goat you're all either nerds or poor fags

Literally the goat city

>shit for nights out
>expensive
>Full of cunts and pakis
>overcrowded

No thanks

Imagine living as a goat in London.

Yes there are people from white cities who are straight and own their own properties that have gardens and room to walk about and pay less than 2 months wages per month for it. Shocking isn't it.

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Cities are shit.
>tfw based cumbrian town

dunno why this actually made me laugh

dont fancy motd today, looks a bit shit. have fun though xxx

>shit for nights out
You're poor
>expensive
You're poor
>Full of cunts and pakis
The world is full of cunts you've lived a sheltered life (you're also poor)
>overcrowded
You're poor

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>And have back-end jobs paying 15k a year*
You forgot a bit

Are you an footballer m8?
You gotta lotta money?

some of these lads barely taller than the mascots

Literally not interested in any of these games.

>this shit intro

Why am I here?

You sound like you were dead popular in school lad. Another reason to hate london, full of snobby cunts up their own arses, they have more in common with Yanks than the rest of Britain

>motd intro
>west ham bubble literally bursts

pottery

Who /ThisIsOurYearLa/ Here?

#Klopp4Topp

Love posters from their respective shitholes from all around England calling London shit.

>le full of pakis xD
Every time, you brain dead mongs.

whitehaven is shit mate

>it's a title contender play fucking shit for the first half but still win the match episode

Liverpool's defense is really awful

I haven't watched MOTD in probably 2 years, apart from the first 5 mins when Gary was in his shorts

No, I don't know why I'm here either. Force of habit I guess

Fuck Liverpool and fuck white people.

Wayayyayyy fuck off you northern twat. Teresa's gonna blow out the fuck out

This.

Yeah, we're like New York. Relevant.

I'm sorry we don't live in some backwards shithole where no one has accomplished anything, and no one ever will.

yeah, london's so good you moved to ireland. cunt

Are you that poorfag obsessed with London and Paris?

i mean to watch motd every week but i get distracted by wanking to anime

depends what you want to see. For my money the nicest UK cities other than london are:

Cambridge
Bath
Oxford
Edinburgh
York
Ely
Chichester

Places that are shitholes:
Manchester
Leeds
Birmingham
Bristol
Cardiff
Southampton
Portsmouth
Liverpool
Glasgow

>watching Liverpool win again

No thankyou.

I would live to spark Henderson out, looks like a proper cunt

ty bby

Cities do have the better nightlife, though.

>apart from the first 5 mins when Gary was in his shorts

pretty gay desu

this desu, Liverpool is way too fucking white for me to like their football team.

I can at least respect black/brown clubs like the Manchester teams winning

And Barcelona too la.

Careful, he'll give you his best "Captain Face"

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swanseas gk kit is fucking vile

Hendo's a good lad the type to help his nan with the shopping

>pushes Sturridge over
>hurr durr dive

And WE are the ones getting the refball? kek

>He went down easy last week so I'll book him for it this week even though it was technically a foul

back to r9k you little shit

What if you need to nip to Mr.patels for a pack of condoms and a bottle of iron bru at 3am?
>Countryside fags btfo

t. Mike, White and Proud, from Sunderland

Hate when a player I actually like dives. Sturridge is my boy but I can't condone this shit.

Are Liverpool title contenders?

For me, no.

villages have paki shops too lad

don't know if they have johnnies but i only shag bare anyway

is hendo actually good these days?

Nah

Dont have the depth

But after last season nothing will ever surprise me

When will the FA ban players for doing machine gun celebrations? With all the stuff going on in the world that's quite inappropriate

Seasons like this just make the inevitable Liverpool -slip- more satisfying.

Sturridge learned a lot from Suarez

REFBALL PENALTY

i think that all players should be required to do it

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Nah

Fucking love James Milner lads desu

Kind of lad who would make sure you're happy no matter what cost to himself

Yes. It's kind of strange, he's not amazing but he's been consistently good.

Barrow you stupid fucking ______.

>Milner is going to achieve what Gerrard never could

i live in a very white town in the south west. very problematic for a londoner i'd imagine

Title winners are based on defense, not attacking. Liverpool's shit defending will catch up with them again like the slip season.

he is my favourite player, I wish he would come to >us (utd)

>all the stuff going on in the world
You mean the most peaceful period the civilised world has ever known

Always hated him myself

HAHA Barrow's even fucking worse
WE HATE BARRA

This reminds me of 2013/14, where Liverpool got a ton of penalties despite not really deserving most of them.

"James, I need you to play left back."
"Sure thing boss."

Wasn't even a dive, probably a free kick anywhere else on the pitch.

The booking was because he kind of appealed for the penalty

he's a massive ABU lad

>don't have the depth
>only playing domestic football

>yfw Milner is a Leeds fan

>titles are won on defence

>United, City, Arsenal and Chelsea's CB's are all average at best

It's the year of goals lad

Don't rate managers who are too scared to watch penalties to be honest lads.

This tbqh, the world has never been this peaceful before. It's just that violence is reported more frequently so people assume things are worse than ever. It's like how most Americans think that crime rates have gotten worse over the past 30 years when they've actually declined dramatically.

when did Leroy Fer get so elite

Man is like Yaya Toure in his prime recently

what about spurs :)

>Liverpool got a ton of penalties despite not really deserving most of them.

it's almost like tricky forward players draw fouls

See

I just think if they had 2 or 3 injurys they would be fucked in certain positions

just got the ring in the barn braic lads

Chelsea won, I am happy and all that jazz, but if they play like that against a good side they will get btfo hard.

i think he's always been decent, he's just played in a lot of shit teams

Kompany, Otamendi, Mustafi, and Koscielny are all pretty good.

So when are Real going to sign James Milnerino

I'm literally tired all the time. I don't even feel alive anymore. It makes me wonder if everyone feels like this.

Liverpool STILL can't defend set pieces. It's been like this ever since Benitez left, ridiculous.

Milner has played for Leeds, Man City, and Liverpool. He's the ultimate ABU player.

Not a Utd fan so I haven't watched every game but from what I've seen of Bailly he should be grouped with them too

>Kompany

more often than not he's injured, not much good to the team when he can't play desu

Kompany is all but retired now and Otamendi is le rash slide tackle man

Fear mongering by NEWS companies to sell papaers and ad-space

Lol gay

Are you a neet lad?
I was a neet dole scrounger for years and felt that way, but when I got my act together it went away

Hámez Milnero

>literally can't keep a clean sheet (even against 10 man Hull)
>mongs think that Liverpool are title contenders

Did you all forget that even with fucking Suarez, they couldn't do it three years ago because they leaked so many goals.

Leicester cemented the title last season with a group of games in the run-in where they kept something like 5 clean sheets on the bounce.

Know that feel lad. Is this what growing up feels like? 23 here

>Don't like to know the scores prior to MOTD
>Go on BBC to watch on iplayer
>Accidently read the sports headlines and spoil some of the games
Fuck

I got a job for the first time 3 weeks ago and I feel the same.

Kompany is finished, and what games are you watching to consider Ottamendi "good"?

Too early for Mustafi to judge yet, Kos is decent but shit if played with Mertesacker

Yep, just waiting for the day I find the balls to put a shotgun in my mouth.

Taking care of a baby alien is a big commitment

jesus, the ABLs are getting fucking aggressive lmao

>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T CHALLENGE FOR THE TITLE AGAIN I WON'T ALLOW IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Utterly embarassing. Klopp you're supposed to lead, not make quirky faces and hide.

Fear mongering to keep people in a state of tension while at the same time convincing them that tragedies are a normal part of life.

Go seek proper help or talk to your family no point circle jerking about our feelings on Cred Forums.wont get you anywhere

Kosc was pretty shitty last season but he looks back to his best now. With the lack of quality CBs in the league it's fair to consider him one of the best based on his current form

You don't """battle""" illness.

You haven't lost if you die. That's insulting.

As has been pointed out, name one team with a good defence this season.

>whitehaven
nah furness lad

why would they want people in a state of tension?

Most people go about their lives flatlined in emotion as their schedule beats the life outta em. But I wouldn't say a perpetual dull agony is normal desu

No.

spurs

Leeds United

It's the classic "almost Mason blooter".

Spurs, they still haven't conceded from open play.

desu if Liverpool just work on defending set pieces better they'd start racking up clean sheets.

Past two games they only conceded because of poor set piece defending

I would say it is normal, but I don't know how other people feel.

>or talk to your family
Life isn't a sitcom you window licker.
>EVERYONE gather round
>I feel pretty shitty tbqhwy
>Cheer me up or something

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shock_Doctrine

>Spurs
>title contenders

Remember when "Mick" Phelan was Mike Phelan?

>tfw I know the lad who was there when they stoned the bus

Wow you must be pretty messed up if you think that's weird

more of a title contender than fucking chelsea or liverpool

But they'll still have no good defenders.

All you said was "name one team with a good defense". Spurs have a good defense.

whoosh

Interesting

Willian is so terrible

Dunno how he's so highly rated

Scared people are a lot easier to control, to persuade to go to war, and it prevents them from uniting. This was the norm here during the cold war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategy_of_tension

>ban set pieces
>liverpool walk the league

he got arrested as well lmao, think he's still in the slammer

I agree with him

this

penalties are set pieces lad

They get bullied by height desu, it's their only weakness

Man city
Chelsea
Aresnal
Liverpool
Crystal palace
Manchester united

>only

>"identical replica"

Isn't that a double negative?

>it's their only weakness

They have a weak defense in general.

>Chelsea
>title contenders

Remember when Everton put up a statue of Elvis Presley

exactly

>Best defence in the league is a bunch of manlets with James Fucking Milner at LB
So no English clubs getting past the last 16. Epic!

Hazard is REALLY, REALLY good when his team is already 2-0 up.

You can have replicas that aren't identical

SCUM

wut, Matip and Lovren are good CBs, Clyne is a great RB and Milner so far has been very good at LB. Looking way better at the back now than they have for the past few years, just letting in these set piece goals that makes it look worse than it is.

>Chelsea
>second

>best defense in the league

Liverpool's defense is horrible, they've conceded 10 goals already.

Hazard is REALLY, REALLY good at one thing, and that's moving the ball. The sooner people realized he's not world class in any shape or form the better it is.

>an exact copy or model of something, especially one on a smaller scale

>tfw people actually want to build a tunnel under Morecambe bay to connect Barrow and Morecambe

Fucking terrifying letting the barrovians out

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>conceded the most goals in the top 10
>best defence

scousers are retarded

>when gary calls shearer 'al'

>only ever one injury away from Moreno or Estonian Skrtel

Kante is an overrated, jumped-up little ______.

Lovren has got better but is still inconsistent. Matip hasn't impressed at all yet. Clyne isn't that great defending and Milner has been decent tbf. I actually don't watch Liverpool that often so you may be right, but to me they don't have any defenders I would really call good. At least so far this season

player of african origin

The hull meme burnt out pretty quick huh

>_____.

>The sooner people realized he's not world class in any shape or form the better it is.
You've only got yourself and the other Chelsea fans to blame. You've hyped him up as a God for so bloody long.

always thought skrtel was good tbqhwyf

Why hasn't Jermaine said waxing lyrical in a while

Do you watch the Irish league m8?

NO TO RACISM

Matip and Lovren were good in the Chelsea game, though might be down to Chelsea being poor as well desu

Occasionally

Watford v Bournemouth. I must have turned on Channel 5 by mistake. I thought this was PL?

Hey Chelsea fans wanted him gone and dead for most of the 2015-16 season.

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They'll both stay up again this season

Stanislas, Wilshere, Ibe and Wilson is a pretty decent lineup t b h

yes/no?

Wilshere is washed up and still the only decent one.

Ibe is an extremely poor player though

>Wilson
>not good

He will be at a big team sooner rather than later

Give me your top 5, bottom 3 and favourite crisp flavour

Go go go

>£15m

I've not felt as confident in the defense for years, since Brendan got the job, but this season aside from the first couple games I've felt secure with them.

all of them can pass the ball comfortably unlike players like Skrtel so there aren't those awful nervy moments when the opposition presses high up and we look like giving it away.

Against Tottenham and Chelsea, it was just single moments that made us give up one goal in each game, against Leicester the goal shouldn't have been given and was a flukey mistake as well by Lucas, and against Swansea and Hull aside from the set pieces they dealt well.

What's your order senpai?

this is beacause of corporate ticket sales its a cancer the same reason why teams only get like 10k fans allowance each in champions league finals even though the stadium is 60k

troy deeney is a thug nigger

>american politics

Looked good before he got injured but his overall play since he got back hasn't actually been that great.
t. Bournemouth fan

esquire.com/news-politics/news/a49057/pepe-frog-creator-voting-hillary/

lol, is that from a restaurant in britain?

>24,000 bought corporate seats aren't used

Sure thing

Only a Liverpool fan could be this deluded

name one team who's been succesful whilst having a big black strong striker in their team besides drogba with chelsea

>Deeney scores
>doesn't dab

Feel cheated lads in all honesty

>projecting your own racists insults onto a blank line

Wow racism is alive and well.

>progressive choice

fuck off it said upto

i wasnt racist you fucking idiot

>Against Tottenham and Chelsea, it was just single moments that made us give up one goal in each game

Against Chelsea, it was just a single moment that gave you 3 points. Henderson scoring from 30 yards out isn't something that happens often.

City
Aresnal
Liverpool
Tottenham

Sunderland (pls)
Stock
Damn swans

Salt and Vinegar

>A fucking poorly drawn frog is a major player in the race to become the President of the most powerful nation on Earth

My fucking sides

Arsenal and Thierry Henry

Lovely header

Benteke's was even better tho

Inter with Eto'o? Idk if he's really "big" though.

Sure thing Adolf.

Milan with Gullit?

You was though

The answer was midfielder but you assumed it was something to do with race

Wow, Wilshere has really declined

fuck off you fucking mongs, you're the reason why england is in decline

>Arsenal

>cut open Chelsea all night
>score two goals
>Chelsea get a goal from one of two chances all night
>rest of the time defence is completely solid

Deeney is one ugly ______.

No you are :-)

FORWARD

Drake

Ade with Arsenal

Lel Wilshit

black man

shut the fuck up

Another day completely wasted

>calling Deeney up to literally frighten the opposing teams defence

Genius

Why cant Wilshere do 90 mins has he been smoking too much?

ManU Andy Cole

>arsenal
>successful

No :-) u racist

>Discussing Troy Deeney for England
You wot.

>England call up for Deeney

Fucking hell, my sides

Correct. Finally an enlightened poster.

Take your racism to

I agree, and we need Mark Noble in the team too

im gonna kill you

>the depths to which our national team has sunk
deeney is literally the best option we have up front. dark days.

Ankle Cancer from all the ciggy's

city or spurs with him

...

This stadium will get West Ham relegated

No pressure on opposing team, no winning form to carry into away games

>Stuck playing with relegation canidates in the prime of his career
>'W-Wilshere is the fucking GOAT lads, he should be England captain. He's twice the player of Fabregas and Silva, he makes Barca's midfield look like mops when he runs at dem boys'
Forever laughing at Arsecucks desu

>Deeney for England
>I turned down a night out having a crack at the slags for this "expert" punditry

Gabagool? Over here

>Karanka managing in the Premier League

youtube.com/watch?v=DA8anuC8ZiU

#idliketoseeyoutry ;-)

B-B-BUT HE WAS MOTM AGAINST SAN MARINO REMEMBER THAT GAME AGAINST BARCELONA

>West Ham struggling with basic defending

This is what happens when you fill the team with a bunch of _______.

But strikers should be your best position, Sturridge is legitimately good at scoring goals.

Watch it chwissyy

But remember how he had 45 good minutes against Barca?

lmao, I forgot that Karanka was Mourinho's henchman in Madrid.

>Payet is going to single handedly keep west ham up

he scored agaist brazil in a friendly m8

IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!

>West 'Am sell their soul for a big stadium they can't even fill
>doesn't even bring them success

You now remember the retards on Cred Forums last year touting him as England's best player.
You now remember the pundits giving him MOTM

foreigners

Why not call up a Harvey Price lookalike when we already have:

>mouthbreathing mong
>goblin boy
>the autistic dancer
>Marcus Rashford

>Mark Noble
>Is actually quite Noble

Don't get cunty

>Discussing Deeny for England
>Antonio is LITERALLY in the next match

Wow I can't even.

remember when West Ham were gonna become one of the big boys now that they have a big boy stadium?

they were going to burst into the top 4 this season and become consistent title contenders

Can't even manage a game in the league in his physical prime
>'He's ready for England lads, he won't be underwealming, I swear...'

inb4 the payet goal gets overrated to shit even though the defending was shambollocks

T E C H N O L G Y

you now remember calls for a Grant Holt England call up

Too many meme black players

why isn't iplayer in HD

TYBGLT

You now remember fans of shit clubs DEMANDNING old man Rickie Lambert starts every game because 'he's one of us'.

Lol they made that goal sound way better on final score

studge rules himself out if a toenail feels funny, the lad's too much of a pansy to rely on.

Is that a new variation of LGBT?

because your license fee is better spent funding pedo coke parties for all the jewish BBC higher ups

>final score

povvos out

Are they better than 19 other teams? Not even close. They're better than about 15 teams. So they could win, but they won't.

True, thought it would be messi-esque but it was poor

>le still at the stadium
>le absolute madman xD

It's not going to happen.

>inb4 leicester

Yeovil?

I am going with yes, I think City will run away with it but Liverpool will be the closest thing to contenders.

>Calling for Deeney to be called up for England

>Huth and Morgan STILL haven't been called up

It was a really great goal but not a gots contender

dedication

lol go on then, who are the 4 teams that are definitely better than Liverpool?

Man CIty and Spurs, but who else? Arsenal? kek.

Is this the West 'Am way lads?

Lads, my friend phoned me so I'm about to go out tonight. How can I feel a girl's tits?

>because your license fee is better spent funding pedo coke parties for all the jewish BBC higher ups

Still full of your Jews and queers is it?

I agree but I feel that city will have it wrapped but by February

>overhyping this shitty goal

Fuck right off

>he doesn't rate arsenal

Usually I'd say Arsenal and Liverpool are quite equal, but on current form Arse probably are better.

Bilic staying late trying to sort out the mess that is west ham

fair play

Spike her drink

Controversial opinion: Arsenal will actually win the league

I love this staying late meme

>Tfw Linekar is such a joke thief he'll one day take our most epic meme and smugly make a joke to laughter.

Did someone kill that Rick and replace him with the cunt we currently have?

>the NFL show

lmao

>not watching the NFL

you gay or something, lad?

I think, baring they get a fairly early goal, United could win 6 or 7-0 tomorrow.

>still at the stadium

I think when you saw them play each other, Liverpool simply have a higher gear they can go to where they're capable of absolutely blowing anyone away for 15-20 minutes of a match.

I hope Wenger takes the England job just so us Arsenal fans can be freed from him

>oh Arsene has been at Arsenal for 20 years so let's pretend that he's been a huge success in that time because he recognised that pasta is better for his footballers than fish and chips

I think, baring they get a fairly early goal, we could see Pogba dab 6 or 7 times tomorrow

>this hoddle meme

What the fuck is this shit? He was sacked fucking years ago from the job for being mental, and hasn't had a managerial job since.

How big is Thierry Henry?

Stoke are gonna stick with Hughes till it's too late and it will get them relegated.

What the fuck are you talking about jenas, lampard or rio for england? they're not even managers

>glenn "disabled people deserve it" hoddle

Alan Shearer is genuinely trying to engineer a way to get the England job.

I'll be honest

I'd love Wenger to be are manager.Hes basically English anyway

He also talks the biggest load of shite during his commentary jobs. Idiots wanting passion over actual tactical nouse. Just forget about the national team.

>Alan Shearer relegates England from international football

Who the fuck is Ralf Rangnick?
May as well get Mike Bassett in

How about Harry Redknapp? He's a fucking football manager you know

haha "dong"

Man's been in England for 20 years and still can't speak the language properly

>moyes

im a motherfuckin starboy

>hoddle, rio, lampard as shouts

are they literally high

>west ham go to pot
>they sack Bilic
>he gets the England job

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

And another side not

He's always tried to bring in young English players through at aresnal and give them a chance in the EPL.Hardly happens in other top clubs in england

>moyes

>moyes
>2 points out of a possible 21

I read Rio's book, the way he talked about Hoddle was the weirdest thing. He was acting like he was Pep, innovating the game, turning them into a 'Brazil with anger'. He said England's been held back all these years because they've never hired anyone as good as bloody Hoddle.

I feel bad for Pickford

One of the best upcoming keepers and you get stuck with Sunderland because no one likes English keepers,

House of Balloons is still his best ever project

>english players all go into punditry instead of management because it's easy money

"we just need to be encouraging these players to go into coaching" Jenas says, sitting in the MOTD studio

He literally did nothing wrong

hoddle is a low key genius

if he was that good, surely he would've been able to find a job somewhere else?

Casual pls

They're clinically retarded. England haven't produced a good manager in literally decades. Now these mongs are talking about getting random ex-players involved because "it can't get any worse" and they need encouragement to "hang around".

They should hire a foreign coach. But try not to make the mistake they made last time when they hired someone that couldn't speak fucking English.

The best times they've had in recent years was with Sven, who gets a very hard time for some reason. There's no disgrace in exiting tournaments in the QFs to Brazil or in QF penalty shoot outs. It wasn't Sven's fault that Rooney got injured and sent off.

Hiring another retarded Englishman will just see their hilarious purgatory continue.

He's still very young, always a good chance of a better club picking him up sometime soon. Not sure who needs a keeper though.

everyone who played under Hoddle unironically says he was fucking great

too bad about being a fucking loon, eh

why are all the fans still at the stadium at this time

Agree with you mate. Feel like I haven't seen a promising young English keeper for ages. Butland is my new favourite English GK but he wasn't as promising as Pickford at his age.

We'll still beat you in both ties and actually qualify for a tournament even without a manager, cuck.

Just Googled the odds
Ralf Rangnick secou d favourite

Literally who? Never heard of him

>le left home while everyone else is at the Euros """""nation"""""

Are people only rating spurs because they're second? Have you even watched them lately?
They've only had one comfortable win, and they've had easy fixtures and already have injuries

he's got a very good point tbf, english managers are a complete joke

>Getting drunk and wanking off
>Productive

Fuck it, lets get Harry Basset in

Is he even still alive?

the FA don't give a shit about changing it so long as they keep rolling in the dough from English football

Honestly, the fact that there's barely any English players in starting line-ups is probably a reason there aren't many English managers in the Premier League. There's no connection at all.

>Ian Wright still calls Hoddle "gaffer" to this day

What hold did he have on them? (and by them, I mean blacks)

The Hoddle love in is fucking retarded. I swear we're turning into America with all these retards falling for anti-science bullshit

hypnotism

STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fred Bassett for England desu

>the formerly second placed team in England

>Glenn making Ian Wright cluck like a chicken
kek

>nearly 12 bong
>creeping realization that I've wasted YET ANOTHER weekend
>back to work on Monday

Luke Aku or Ben Teckay?

Better than payets goal

anyone else get triggered by walls that don't jump?

What is everybodywatching after this?

the NFL show

Without wanting to go full Cred Forums, Bolasie is very unlike other tricky black wingers. He's got intelligence of decision making - regularly doing the right thing on the ball. Most black forwards are just pace babbies or strength babbies with very little understanding of what they're doing.

playing overwatch

Go to bed after this ,get up early and do something productive

Really not that hard

dunno pal whats on

probably some porn and have a wank desu

holiday on Monday, hooray

NFL show

christ Everton were lucky to get a point out of that one

How was MOTD? I started up Skyrim again and have been lost in it for hours, think its the only video game i can enjoy these days

Warm glass of milk and a audio book to send me to noo noo nun-nights

poor choices

>tfw we'll never get a comfy NFL show thread as post-MOTD threads

Cry.

it's fucking baffling how his managerial stock seems to have risen more and more each year that he's NOT managed a football team. he's a managerial jesus as far as pretty much every english pundit is concerned. for an alternative view though listen to cascarino talk about him.

few cheeky Twilight Zone eps before bed

Going to have a massive shit I've been holding in watching this, then watch some Pokemon

Reminder in 2014, in the heat of Manaus, he said we should have played 4-4-2 with 34 year old Gerrard and Lampard CM

Man is an idiot

Who is this gril?

Would she be my gf?

So am I lad, off to Cyprus for 10 days with the gf

Metting the lads

REEEEEEEEEEE

(Have fun)

That photo has been very well cropped

If you saw the rest of the picture, you would not want her as your gf

>not getting bored of Skyrim years ago after continuously creating new saves and getting bored quickly

>grill

>live across the street from a pub
>have to listen to all the people having fun, socialising while I sit in my house like a shut-in

need a new TV series to get into

English football has no fucking future anyway

all just niggers and half-breeds who don't give a shit about England.

go the pub and make friends you weirdo

what have you seen mate

Kek, try tell somebody like Sturridge they don't care about England. He never shuts the fuck up about it

watch Fargo

fully agree. genius player (according to my dad), moron in every other aspect of life. i have never got near to understanding what spell he cast over players and pundits to make them believe he's a tactical genius.

This apprentice advert is scary. Imagine waking up like ... that.

England aren't shit because of a lack of pashun m8

Hannibal mate

it doesn't work that way m8

a lot, can't list them all. not GoT though because fuck that shit
seen

I havent played it since 4 years or so. Crazy its nearly 5 years old. I remember my position in life was better back then, living with two good mates in town and having a pretty big circle of friends. I thought things were changing, getting rid of bad habits, would probably get a gf.
But it didnt happen. Now im worse off. Those 2 friends hate each other now, ones a cunt who still hangs around, and the good one moved away so I dont see him much. And my character is constantly over encumbered.
5 years. Christ.

Osi is my NFL husbando!

Josh

Post it then lad

Handegg players must love coming to the UK with our slags

Lads is Moneyball a good film if I dont watch basbeall?

Westworld starts soon

it does if you aren't an aspie freak

Josh Widdicombe pls go

Can't post nudity on here pal, don't want to get banned again

not sure they pay much attention to all the veiled women in London

No. It's not even a functional underdog story, it's depressing and dry for the majority of its runtime.

yeah it's decent

yeah, you don't need to know anything about it. if you're gonna watch a sports film though, start with Rush if you haven't seen it

In bed watching Always Sunny

>tfw

Not into Cars just watched The Big Short the other day thought this would be similar

Might watch Band of Brothers again lads

what's everybody's favourite biopic?

I'd have to say Walk The Line

>In bed watching Always Sunny

I really didnt like the start of the last season, think I stopped after the Ski resort one. I must go back and watch it though, I owe it that much for all the laughs it gave me.

Lawrence of Arabia is pretty good.i like Waterloo but its only really about that small section of Napoleons life

It gets on my nerves now. It just became 'People shouting loudly: the show.'

It definitely felt off for mos of the time. Think they had different writers. You should at least watch the one where Dennis and Mac move to the suburbs.

Have they jumped the shark?

We need Spurs to win tomorrow for the good of the league.

City
Liverpool
Arsenal
Spurs
Chelsea
United
Everton

FACT

>chelsea that high

what the FUCK

>Chelsea

wut m8

Chelsea will finish 10th

I met Josh Widdicombe on a train once. I got off the train, and so did he, and we were walking along the platform next to each other, and I thought, "That's TV's Josh Widdicombe; I should say something to him." But I didn't, because he is such a boring nonentity that I couldn't think of a single thing to ask him. "Hi, you're not even shit; you're just nothing. You are the comedic equivalent of a gentle breeze. Can I have your autograph so I can throw it away when I get home?"

Put it on imgur and post a link.

Conte has shown his loyalty to the shit players and now no one will be asking for them to play and he can do what he wants now

Ye, but it's still funny sometimes. I'm off to dreamland. Stay safe, lads.

Night friendo